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Coming soon, from Pixar…

Kerry — Tue, 22 Mar 2016 19:27:31 +0000

Harry says this little scene was the culmination of “a classic washing-up feud” at his office in London. (Kind of adorable, right? I would SO watch a movie about anthropomorphic milk bottles with British accents.)

Donna, bring a sweater

Kerry — Tue, 08 Mar 2016 22:02:08 +0000

Our submitter spotted this namanasty-gram taped to the thermostat of her hot yoga studio in Boise, Idaho.

related: Namaste, asshole

You can’t spare three squares?

Kerry — Tue, 16 Feb 2016 02:24:41 +0000

This is how one guy in Wisconsin decided to let his roommate know wholesale jerseys from china she was using too much toilet paper. How do you suppose that went over?

related: The Toilet Paper Manifesto

Happy Birthday, and see you soon! xoxo, Cancer

Kerry — Mon, 11 Jan 2016 13:17:36 +0000

Our submitter in North Dakota found this birthday card from the local health clinic a little…off-putting.

related: Dropping the Big C

Namaste, asshole.

Kerry — Tue, 17 Nov 2015 21:34:18 +0000

Just in case you needed another reason to hate on LuluLemon…

related: Sentimental pants

That’s MBA-speak for “machine’s broken”

Kerry — Sat, 07 Nov 2015 17:55:33 +0000

Hmm, looks like someone on the second floor could use a Snickers.

Are you a grouch?

Kerry — Tue, 13 Oct 2015 13:35:28 +0000

Pro tip: if the sound of children’s laughter on a Sunday afternoon makes you curse the sky in rage, you might want to check yourself before you turn into a full-fledged cartoon villain. It might be too late for the “concerned” notewriter below.

related: That means you, young man!

Song of the PANflute

Kerry — Thu, 01 Oct 2015 22:31:59 +0000

After a week-long “concert series” carried through the building’s heating system, Brad in Montreal says one of his fellow apartment-dwellers posted this desperate plea.

related: And when I jam, I jam loud

I see what you did there.

Kerry — Mon, 21 Sep 2015 16:17:37 +0000

In one Nova Scotia office kitchen, frustration with this…

Led to this…

Meanwhile, in Boca Raton…

And then, of course, there’s the MIT approach:

related: STAHP!

Straight Outta Crestwood (Kentucky)

Kerry — Wed, 09 Sep 2015 16:52:40 +0000

Writes our anonymous submitter: “Pity the fools of the Crestwood, Kentucky ‘Crips.’ They can’t even scare old ladies.”

Is one of the Ashley Madison hackers living under your own roof?

Kerry — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 23:57:26 +0000

A mother in Bellevue, Nebraska found these notes in her “drawer of fun.” (Looks like somebody wants a new little brother or sister!)

Sorry, I’m not an expert in con(ifer) law

Kerry — Tue, 25 Aug 2015 20:00:38 +0000

Since spotting this sign in her Seattle neighborhood, Bethany has been trying to imagine what sort of “legal issues” these pine trees could have created. Any ideas?

related: Grow some thicker bark

So much for functional design, huh?

Kerry — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 03:19:07 +0000

“Someone at work left a giant box of these post-it notes in our break room,” says Kat in Austin: “ (Any guesses as to why they’re not flying off the shelves?)

related: Right/wrong justified

Think, people! How can we make our meetings even less productive?

Kerry — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 14:04:00 +0000

Says Lem in Queensland, Australia: “Everyone at my local council always says they’re super busy. I figure it’s because they’re ‘busy’ creating extra signs to put up around the office.”