https://doitinprivate.podbean.com Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards -- all original, all the time -- no names, just jokes Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:05:14 -0500 https://podbean.com/?v=5.5 en (c) 2009 Do It In Private Comedy 1440 A few words about news, politics, sex, relationships, celebrities, movies and TV, and other sticky subjects <br><br>"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of -- but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." (Robert Heinlein) Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards No yes https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/105806/iTunes340x340Irfanview.jpg https://doitinprivate.podbean.com 144 144 comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,raceObservations in news, politics, sex, relationships, celebrities, movies and TV, and other sticky subjectsdoitinprivate@gmail.comDo It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards 090125 She Donated Me to Science https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090125-she-donated-me-to-science/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090125-she-donated-me-to-science/#comments Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:05:14 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090125-she-donated-me-to-science/ Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwars doitinprivate@gmail.com myspace.com/do_it_in_private ]]> Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwars doitinprivate@gmail.com myspace.com/do_it_in_private ]]> “BodyWorlds” involves a process called “plastination,” in which some gizmo sucks all the moisture out of your body and replaces it with plastic so that you can be posed in lifelike positions like G.I. Joe with Kung Fu Grip. true No 378 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)Do It In Private &#38; Wash Your Hands Afterwards/itunes:author Do It In Private &#38; Wash Your Hands Afterwars doitinprivate@gmail.com myspace.com/do_it_in_privatecomedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 090104 Dinner with the Gays https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090104-dinner-with-the-gays/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090104-dinner-with-the-gays/#comments Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:48:32 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090104-dinner-with-the-gays/ Anyone who doubts the authenticity of gay couples ought to spend some time with one, or three, or however many there are in the room. Sometimes you can’t tell the players without a score card and a Twister mat. true No 467 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 090104 Now & Then - A Poem https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090104-now-then-a-poem/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090104-now-then-a-poem/#comments Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:44:50 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090104-now-then-a-poem/ I want to love / as we love true No 205 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 08111 No Props for Prop 8: Gay Marriage Ban in California https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/08111-no-props-for-prop-8-gay-marriage-ban-in-california/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/08111-no-props-for-prop-8-gay-marriage-ban-in-california/#comments Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:40:41 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/08111-no-props-for-prop-8-gay-marriage-ban-in-california/ I love gay marriage. LOVE it. I want a boom in florists, caterers, dressmakers, tailors, crappy tribute bands who play all the gay techno-synth-shit songs from the 80s, pastry chefs, honeymoon vacations, and scratch-n-sniff vajayjay party favors. true No 461 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 090101 2008 - A Year in Review https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090101-2008-a-year-in-review/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090101-2008-a-year-in-review/#comments Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:28:29 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/090101-2008-a-year-in-review/ "Obama gives people hope," his supporters say. Makes hope sounds like a disease. "I ran into Barack in a bar, we spent some time, and goddammit, I'm pretty sure that motherfucker gave me hope." true No 823 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 081208 PGHS: A Condition That Must Be Stopped in Our Lifetime https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081208-pghs-a-condition-that-must-be-stopped-in-our-lifetime/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081208-pghs-a-condition-that-must-be-stopped-in-our-lifetime/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:36:28 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081208-pghs-a-condition-that-must-be-stopped-in-our-lifetime/ PGHS -- more widely known by its derogatory folk name, Blue Balls -- will affect 10 out of every 10 males at least once in their lifetime. The numbers get even worse if you're married. true No 536 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 081203 Labor Pains https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081203-labor-pains/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081203-labor-pains/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:31:44 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081203-labor-pains/ If men could get pregnant, goddammit, having babies would be a fuckin' sport. true No 326 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 081126 Waiting Fast At The Doctor's Office https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081126-waiting-fast-at-the-doctors-office/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081126-waiting-fast-at-the-doctors-office/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:25:37 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/081126-waiting-fast-at-the-doctors-office/ I've got to stop by the friendly House O' Bodily Fluids and pay another motherfucker to do what my Primary Care Motherfucker used to do in 30 seconds. And I've been putting it off for two months, because I've got to do it "fasting," which means I can't eat or drink anything for 12 hours. true No 281 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)&lt;/item&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Comedy"/&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="News &amp; Politics"/&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Arts"&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Performing Arts"&gt; &lt;/itunes:category&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Health"&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Sexuality"&gt; &lt;/itunes:category&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Personal Journals"&gt; &lt;/itunes:category&gt; &lt;/item&gt;comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 080829 McCain Picks Tina Fey For VP Slot https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080829-mccain-picks-tina-fey-for-vp-slot/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080829-mccain-picks-tina-fey-for-vp-slot/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:21:18 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080829-mccain-picks-tina-fey-for-vp-slot/ Is America ready for a President whose most impressive budgetary accomplishment is stretching a 24-count roll of chocolate chip cookie dough to 36 for the elementary school bake sale? true No 257 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)&lt;/item&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Comedy"/&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="News &amp; Politics"/&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Arts"&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Performing Arts"&gt; &lt;/itunes:category&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Health"&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Sexuality"&gt; &lt;/itunes:category&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"&gt; &lt;itunes:category text="Personal Journals"&gt; &lt;/iunes:category&gt; &lt;/item&gt;comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 080210 Some Politics, Some _Playboy_ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080210-some-politics-some-_playboy_/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080210-some-politics-some-_playboy_/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:16:21 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080210-some-politics-some-_playboy_/ According to a recent survey in "Playboy," a third of all Democrats have had more than 10 sexual partners in their lifetimes -- at least three of which have been Bill Clinton in various disguises. true No 653 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)comedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race 080622 A Few Words on My Deathbed https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080622-a-few-words-on-my-deathbed/ https://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080622-a-few-words-on-my-deathbed/#comments Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:07:17 -0500 http://doitinprivate.podbean.com/e/080622-a-few-words-on-my-deathbed/ Every bed is a potential deathbed if you, y'know, die in it. Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards true No 128 doitinprivate@gmail.com (Do It In Private & Wash Your Hands Afterwards)Do It In Private &amp; Wash Your Hands Afterwards/itunes:author&gt; Do It In Private &amp; Wash Your Hands Afterwars doitinprivate@gmail.com myspace.com/do_it_in_private     Do It In Private &amp; Wash Your Hands Afterwards At what point does a "bed" become a "deathbed"? Every bed is a potential deathbed if you, y'know, die in it. yes comedy news politics celebrities TV film movies sex relationships humor jokescomedy,humor,funny,news,politics,celebrities,movies,tv,television,movie,sex,relationships,men,women,race