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          <itunes:summary>Franz, the Duke of Merzenburg is here to answer your questions! He's been giving you advice on his website, DearFranz.com forever, but now you can finally hear him!&#13;
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Today's advice is about travel. When in Paris where does one stay Paris or the Crillion? Listen and find out!&#13;
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Also, he announces the publication of his eBook "Dear Franz" now available on Amazon.com! As you'll be able to tell, he's so excited. </itunes:summary>
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                                    <description><![CDATA[Hold the line! Franz, the Duke of Merzenburg is here to answer all your questions! Since 2009 he has opened his heart and mind to billions of readers via his DearFranz.com advice column. With his new eBook(!), Franz shared some of his classic advice to you, his beloved reader - directly from his heart. And now, with his new Podcast - you can hear him actually speak!

As always, Franz von und zu Merzenburg answers your questions in his own unique, "take no prisoners" kind of style. For example!

Franz on money:
“I like to keep a dresser drawer full of cash, so I can take out any amount whenever I need to. When the drawer starts to look a little empty, that’s when I know I need more.” 

Franz on depression:
“Take some time off and travel the world and find yourself.”

Franz on dinner parties:
“….. flower arrangements, make sure that the topiaries are tall enough that your guests can see under them. Make sure before the party, someone sits at the table and makes sure that the bottoms of the topiaries are above head level.”

Franz on Adultery:
“If a tree falls in a forest, and there’s no one there to hear – does it make a sound?”

Franz on traveling:

“Don’t skimp on first class….Often enough, the difference between First Class and Steerage is only maybe a few thousand dollars.”

Those advices and more are waiting for just for you.... And don't forget to visit at DearFranz.com!
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As always, Franz von und zu Merzenburg answers your questions in his own unique, "take no prisoners" kind of style. For example!

Franz on money:
“I like to keep a dresser drawer full of cash, so I can take out any amount whenever I need to. When the drawer starts to look a little empty, that’s when I know I need more.” 

Franz on depression:
“Take some time off and travel the world and find yourself.”

Franz on dinner parties:
“….. flower arrangements, make sure that the topiaries are tall enough that your guests can see under them. Make sure before the party, someone sits at the table and makes sure that the bottoms of the topiaries are above head level.”

Franz on Adultery:
“If a tree falls in a forest, and there’s no one there to hear – does it make a sound?”

Franz on traveling:

“Don’t skimp on first class….Often enough, the difference between First Class and Steerage is only maybe a few thousand dollars.”

Those advices and more are waiting for just for you.... And don't forget to visit at DearFranz.com!
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As always, Franz von und zu Merzenburg answers your questions in his own unique, "take no prisoners" kind of style. For example!

Franz on money:
“I like to keep a dresser drawer full of cash, so I can take out any amount whenever I need to. When the drawer starts to look a little empty, that’s when I know I need more.” 

Franz on depression:
“Take some time off and travel the world and find yourself.”

Franz on dinner parties:
“….. flower arrangements, make sure that the topiaries are tall enough that your guests can see under them. Make sure before the party, someone sits at the table and makes sure that the bottoms of the topiaries are above head level.”

Franz on Adultery:
“If a tree falls in a forest, and there’s no one there to hear – does it make a sound?”

Franz on traveling:

“Don’t skimp on first class….Often enough, the difference between First Class and Steerage is only maybe a few thousand dollars.”

Those advices and more are waiting for just for you.... And don't forget to visit at DearFranz.com!
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Today's advice is about travel. When in Paris, where does one stay Paris or the Crillion? Listen and find out!

Also, he announces the publication of his eBook "Dear Franz" now available on Amazon.com! He's so excited and it shows!]]></description>
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Today's advice is about travel. When in Paris, where does one stay Paris or the Crillion? Listen and find out!

Also, he announces the publication of his eBook "Dear Franz" now available on Amazon.com! He's so excited and it shows!]]></content:encoded>
                                    
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Today's advice is about travel. When in Paris, where does one stay Paris or the Crillion? Listen and find out!

Also, he announces the publication of his eBook "Dear Franz" now available on Amazon.com! He's so excited and it shows!]]></itunes:summary>
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