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		<title>London&#8217;s Queerest Party</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alan Nafzger]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 22:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Tatler Names London&#8217;s Queerest Party: It Has Baby Changing and a No-Glass Policy LONDON — Tatler — the 300-year-old magazine of debutantes, Henley enclosures and women called Lavinia — has crowned Queer Frequencies &#8220;London&#8217;s coolest, queerest party.&#8221; This is a bit like the Garrick Club&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The BBC Says Trump Caused Iran to Need Nuclear Weapons</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mei Lin Chen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 13:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>The BBC Has Decided Trump Caused Iran to Need Nuclear Weapons and We&#8217;re All Just Living in the Chyron Now BBC Blames White Presidents Like Trump for Causing Iran to Need Nuclear Weapons LONDON — The BBC has reportedly discovered that every time oil prices fall, it&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://prat.uk/the-bbc-says-trump-caused-iran-to-need-nuclear-weapons/" data-wpel-link="internal">The BBC Says Trump Caused Iran to Need Nuclear Weapons</a> first appeared on <a href="https://prat.uk" data-wpel-link="internal">The London Prat</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Meghan Markle Needs One Thing</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Isla Campbell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 12:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Meghan Markle Reportedly Needs Just One Thing: A Royal Family With Selective Amnesia Experts Say Meghan&#8217;s Comeback Plan Hinges on Britain Forgetting the Last Five Years — Good Luck With That LONDON — Buckingham Palace officials are reportedly reviewing an innovative new reconciliation strategy after royal commentators&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://prat.uk/meghan-markle-needs-one-thing/" data-wpel-link="internal">Meghan Markle Needs One Thing</a> first appeared on <a href="https://prat.uk" data-wpel-link="internal">The London Prat</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>France Blames Trump for Summer</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yasmina Khan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 12:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>France Blames Trump for Summer Conditions, Demands Capitalism Turn Down the Heat French Marxist Officials Insist Heat Was Much More Reasonable Before American Elections PARIS — French officials have reportedly concluded that this year&#8217;s blistering summer is not the result of atmospheric conditions, geography, or seasonal&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://prat.uk/france-blames-trump-for-summer/" data-wpel-link="internal">France Blames Trump for Summer</a> first appeared on <a href="https://prat.uk" data-wpel-link="internal">The London Prat</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Labour Party Parasites</title>
		<link>https://prat.uk/labour-party-parasites/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hannah Miller]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 19:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Labour Sends Party to Veterinarian After Strategist Discovers Colony of Political Parasites Living in the Manifesto Experts Recommend Deworming, Strong Tea, and a Quiet Read of Keith Joseph&#8217;s Collected Speeches LONDON — Alarm spread through Labour&#8217;s senior offices this week after a party strategist described hard-left candidates&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Keir Starmer&#8217;s Next Career</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Harriet Collins]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 19:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>BREAKING: Keir Starmer&#8217;s Next Career Officially Declared Missing — Britain Asked to Check Behind Sofa Cushions ⚡ BREAKING NEWS — 22 June 2026 &#124; The London Prat LONDON — It&#8217;s over. Keir Starmer has resigned as Prime Minister and Britain is now, officially, on its seventh leader&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://prat.uk/keir-starmers-next-career/" data-wpel-link="internal">Keir Starmer’s Next Career</a> first appeared on <a href="https://prat.uk" data-wpel-link="internal">The London Prat</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>King Charles III&#8217;s Tax Returns</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Yasmina Khan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 17:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>In a development so seismic that several senior accountants reportedly fainted directly into their Earl Grey, King Charles III has agreed to become the first modern British monarch to disclose his personal tax bill — proving, at last, that even residents of palaces occasionally receive brown envelopes&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://prat.uk/king-charles-iiis-tax-returns/" data-wpel-link="internal">King Charles III’s Tax Returns</a> first appeared on <a href="https://prat.uk" data-wpel-link="internal">The London Prat</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>London Coupons</title>
		<link>https://prat.uk/london-coupons/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Ingrid Gustafsson, Ph.D.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 16:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>London Coupons Declared Eighth Wonder of the World by Residents Who Once Walked Three Miles to Save £1.17 Experts Confirm Londoners Will Spend £42 on Tube Fare to Redeem a Voucher for Half-Price Nachos LONDON — Economists have confirmed that London coupons have become less&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://prat.uk/london-coupons/" data-wpel-link="internal">London Coupons</a> first appeared on <a href="https://prat.uk" data-wpel-link="internal">The London Prat</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>William Invents Radical New Concept</title>
		<link>https://prat.uk/william-invents-radical-new-concept/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Vivienne Pratfall]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 21:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>● LONDON — PRAT.UK ROYAL CORRESPONDENT William Invents Radical New Concept Called &#8220;Seeing His Own Children&#8221; Palace Sources Confirm Future King Has Recklessly Decided Family Members Should Occasionally Occupy the Same Room Prince William has reportedly embraced an alarming new constitutional doctrine: a monarchy in which fathers spend&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://prat.uk/william-invents-radical-new-concept/" data-wpel-link="internal">William Invents Radical New Concept</a> first appeared on <a href="https://prat.uk" data-wpel-link="internal">The London Prat</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Popularity Disease</title>
		<link>https://prat.uk/popularity-disease/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dr. Ingrid Gustafsson, Ph.D.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 14:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>LONDON — THE LONDON PRAT — Science has identified cholera, scurvy, and the Black Death as diseases that periodically ravaged Britain. Historians, however, have criminally overlooked the most persistent affliction of them all: Popularity — the condition whereby something pleasant is discovered, celebrated, and then methodically destroyed by the very&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://prat.uk/popularity-disease/" data-wpel-link="internal">Popularity Disease</a> first appeared on <a href="https://prat.uk" data-wpel-link="internal">The London Prat</a>.</p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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