http://www.ramjackpodcast.com/ en-us © 2010 Ornamental Messiah Productions Weekly tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings on... and all the wackiest sitcoms from the 1980s. Alexander Green and Brad Cupples Brad Cupples and Alexander Green tackle tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings-on in an unyielding quest to deliver a little thing the kids like to call "infotainment" Every week we discuss news, events, and/or personal anecdotes as well as review the finest sitcoms of the 80s in an attempt to learn from their often hidden virtues. Bangarang! Brad Cupples and Alexander Green tackle tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings-on in an unyielding quest to deliver a little thing the kids like to call "infotainment". Every week we discuss news, events, and/or personal anecdotes , well , review the finest sitcoms of the 80s in an attempt to learn from it's often hidden virtues. Bangarang! yes http://ramjackpodcast.com/newRamjackCover.png http://www.ramjackpodcast.com/ 1400 1400 Brad,Cupples,Alexander,Green,Jon,Pernisek,Mr,Belvedere,Saved,by,the,Bell,Baywatch,Nights,Comedy,Ramjackramjackpodcast@gmail.comAlexander Green and Brad Cupples Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to The Undertone a podcast recorded bit by bit over the course of a week. Who is the best marathon mascot? Moneys are loving crystals and trying to harness their power in all 3 bodies. T and T 3x13 “The Curse” gives us an amazing fake funeral that teaches us to hate cops even more than usual. Welcome to The Undertone a podcast recorded bit by bit over the course of a week. Who is the best marathon mascot? Moneys are loving crystals and trying to harness their power in all 3 bodies. T and T 3x13 “The Curse” gives us an amazing fake funeral that teaches us to hate cops even more than usual. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_694.mp3 yes Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:00:01 EST 2:23:42 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a creepy casual episode as Alex is getting a pitch from his doctor. Brad and Dan report in on the latest antics of small children forced into haunted house labor at Sir Henry’s. Grab your favorite Eldritch Candy and enjoy. It’s a creepy casual episode as Alex is getting a pitch from his doctor. Brad and Dan report in on the latest antics of small children forced into haunted house labor at Sir Henry’s. Grab your favorite Eldritch Candy and enjoy. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_693.mp3 yes Thu, 02 Apr 2026 22:00:01 EST 1:45:28 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on the latest libertarian techdunce literature from Middle School dropout turned Fanfiction writer/cult inspirer Eliezer Yudkowsky. Meatloaf and apple pie are back on the menu. T and T 3x12– “Terri’s Flame-Thief of Heart” brings back Smilin’ Ryan and gives us a town full of people desperate to be scammed. Alex reports in on the latest libertarian techdunce literature from Middle School dropout turned Fanfiction writer/cult inspirer Eliezer Yudkowsky. Meatloaf and apple pie are back on the menu. T and T 3x12– “Terri’s Flame-Thief of Heart” brings back Smilin’ Ryan and gives us a town full of people desperate to be scammed. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_692.mp3 yes Tue, 24 Mar 2026 20:00:01 EST 1:50:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We meet some disturbing new friends with the return of “Strange Addict… or Smells like a Halibut. T and T 3x11– “A Place in History” introduces us to Phony Squealer Cut-man and make sus wonder how much brain damage Teri has sustained. We meet some disturbing new friends with the return of “Strange Addict… or Smells like a Halibut. T and T 3x11– “A Place in History” introduces us to Phony Squealer Cut-man and make sus wonder how much brain damage Teri has sustained. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_691.mp3 yes Sun, 08 Mar 2026 21:00:01 EST 2:10:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex discovers some very questionable new tech and Brad checks in on the latest Avatar for some reason and also the murder-chimp thriller “Primate”. T and T 3x10 – “Silent Witness” asks the important question are deaf people basically just dogs? And we are all voting Teddy Bear in the metro elections. Alex discovers some very questionable new tech and Brad checks in on the latest Avatar for some reason and also the murder-chimp thriller “Primate”. T and T 3x10 – “Silent Witness” asks the important question are deaf people basically just dogs? And we are all voting Teddy Bear in the metro elections. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_690.mp3 yes Sun, 01 Mar 2026 19:00:01 EST 1:37:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We give an important Crazy Doozy 2026 updates including Magic, technology, and Moonpies. T and T 3x09 - “Movie Madness” brings back Fritz and Nobby and truly amazing scheme of romance, disaster, and boxing. We give an important Crazy Doozy 2026 updates including Magic, technology, and Moonpies. T and T 3x09 - “Movie Madness” brings back Fritz and Nobby and truly amazing scheme of romance, disaster, and boxing. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_689.mp3 yes Tue, 24 Feb 2026 19:00:01 EST 1:34:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are in a post-holiday casual episode. Alex is laden in pants and delivering chairs from Santa. We summon some rain using a creepy chant and explore solo board games. Also David Lynch communes with the spirit of the Dark Phoenix. We are in a post-holiday casual episode. Alex is laden in pants and delivering chairs from Santa. We summon some rain using a creepy chant and explore solo board games. Also David Lynch communes with the spirit of the Dark Phoenix. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_688.mp3 yes Tue, 10 Feb 2026 10:00:01 EST 1:38:53 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us as we travel back in time to a preholiday era. Alex reports on Texas antics and phony cops. We take a look at Israeli “comedy” and black Friday juicers. Why are still changing time and is this affecting our brown core bananas? Join us as we travel back in time to a preholiday era. Alex reports on Texas antics and phony cops. We take a look at Israeli “comedy” and black Friday juicers. Why are still changing time and is this affecting our brown core bananas? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_687.mp3 yes Sun, 25 Jan 2026 18:00:01 EST 1:32:52 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a holiday spectacular in which we delve into some Gary Busey holiday meal plans. Brad and Dan get holiday spooks via questionable child labor laws. We discuss the Amazon original movie “Merv” which is about a cute dog for the first hour then is just depressing. It’s a holiday spectacular in which we delve into some Gary Busey holiday meal plans. Brad and Dan get holiday spooks via questionable child labor laws. We discuss the Amazon original movie “Merv” which is about a cute dog for the first hour then is just depressing. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_686.mp3 yes Wed, 24 Dec 2025 20:00:01 EST 2:36:56 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Chris joins us as we delve into the kooky comedy/horror film House (1985) in which a house snatches the greatest American war heroes child because some soldiers that went to Vietnam just cannot get enough of being the worst. Chris joins us as we delve into the kooky comedy/horror film House (1985) in which a house snatches the greatest American war heroes child because some soldiers that went to Vietnam just cannot get enough of being the worst. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_685.mp3 yes Mon, 15 Dec 2025 22:00:01 EST 3:02:45 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York. We are celebrating the post spooky season with gusto, tactical birken bags for tier one operators, and artisanal sardines. Also, we look forward to some very questionable recipes for your holiday tables. Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York. We are celebrating the post spooky season with gusto, tactical birken bags for tier one operators, and artisanal sardines. Also, we look forward to some very questionable recipes for your holiday tables. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_684.mp3 yes Fri, 14 Nov 2025 00:00:01 EST 1:39:17 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a truly spooky non-casual episode as we avoid local Ohio soap operas to delve into Tales From The Darkside 3x05 “The Geezenstacks” and 4x16 “Family Reunion” and have a run in with the frightful GabaGhoul. It’s a truly spooky non-casual episode as we avoid local Ohio soap operas to delve into Tales From The Darkside 3x05 “The Geezenstacks” and 4x16 “Family Reunion” and have a run in with the frightful GabaGhoul. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_683.mp3 yes Fri, 31 Oct 2025 00:00:01 EST 1:48:55 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a true spooktacular as we discuss the all the terrifying antics from Alex’s trip to Orlando for a Horror Nights. Terrifying tales of ceilings, and Extra-Terrestrials, taxidermy, and (presumably) Roy lurk within. It’s a true spooktacular as we discuss the all the terrifying antics from Alex’s trip to Orlando for a Horror Nights. Terrifying tales of ceilings, and Extra-Terrestrials, taxidermy, and (presumably) Roy lurk within. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_682.mp3 yes Wed, 29 Oct 2025 07:00:01 EST 2:28:54 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Spooky times are underway and monsters are truly everywhere Brad reports in from Horror Nights and Alex is learning about the terror of the double derecho. No tax holiday for moonpie knives?! Scandalous. Spooky times are underway and monsters are truly everywhere Brad reports in from Horror Nights and Alex is learning about the terror of the double derecho. No tax holiday for moonpie knives?! Scandalous. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_681.mp3 yes Thu, 23 Oct 2025 21:00:01 EST 1:38:29 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has been menaced by jets and robots, but not the spirits of the fourth and/or fifth most famous of the Marx Brothers, Brad is being menaced by overly confusing youtube videos and the shockingly low efforts of a pro-genocide cola company and a world class theme park. Alex has been menaced by jets and robots, but not the spirits of the fourth and/or fifth most famous of the Marx Brothers, Brad is being menaced by overly confusing youtube videos and the shockingly low efforts of a pro-genocide cola company and a world class theme park. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_680.mp3 yes Wed, 08 Oct 2025 21:30:01 EST 1:51:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle. Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_679.mp3 yes Tue, 29 Sept 2025 21:30:01 EST 1:24:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger. New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_678.mp3 yes Sun, 21 Sept 2025 10:00:01 EST 1:25:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web" Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_677.mp3 yes Thu, 11 Sept 2025 23:59:11 EST 2:38:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of the Newspaper. Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of the Newspaper. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_676.mp3 yes Tue, 02 Sept 2025 22:15:01 EST 1:16:50 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex returns from his summer travels. Brad is doing stressful theme park math. We discuss the Christian Film “Quigley: An Angelic Tail” AKA “Daddy Dog Day” a movie in which Gary Busey is reincarnated as a dog to perform the dark rituals of an evil deity while promoting Hawaiian Punch based decor. Alex returns from his summer travels. Brad is doing stressful theme park math. We discuss the Christian Film “Quigley: An Angelic Tail” AKA “Daddy Dog Day” a movie in which Gary Busey is reincarnated as a dog to perform the dark rituals of an evil deity while promoting Hawaiian Punch based decor. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_675.mp3 yes Tue, 12 Aug 2025 18:55:01 EST 3:16:22 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Can Ivermectin kill all the little venoms in your system, also can I borrow some money? We discuss the Hallmark Mystery: Jazz Ramsey A K-9 Mystery a true classic as we kick off dog/reincarnation month. Can Ivermectin kill all the little venoms in your system, also can I borrow some money? We discuss the Hallmark Mystery: Jazz Ramsey A K-9 Mystery a true classic as we kick off dog/reincarnation month. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_674.mp3 yes Fri, 01 Aug 2025 17:55:01 EST 2:39:21 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a casual episode. Brad has become a personification of trauma after having watched “Bring Her Back” Alex reports in on the latest from Kings Island. We check in our creepy pals and the latest from Ticked Off! Old people and meet an ugly little apple picking boy. It’s a casual episode. Brad has become a personification of trauma after having watched “Bring Her Back” Alex reports in on the latest from Kings Island. We check in our creepy pals and the latest from Ticked Off! Old people and meet an ugly little apple picking boy. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_673.mp3 yes Wed, 16 Jul 2025 21:15:01 EST 1:25:47 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Everything is very normal and reasonable in the United States. Alex reports in on dogs learning to swim. Brad is paying the price for making fun of Claire. T and T 3x08 “The Mysterious Mauler” has T and T investigating some absolutely baffling wrestling shenanigans. Everything is very normal and reasonable in the United States. Alex reports in on dogs learning to swim. Brad is paying the price for making fun of Claire. T and T 3x08 “The Mysterious Mauler” has T and T investigating some absolutely baffling wrestling shenanigans. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_672.mp3 yes Wed, 09 Jul 2025 22:15:01 EST 2:01:42 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We take a creepy quiz and learn about the popularity of pendulums. Can you contact the Keebler Elves in the Hollow Tree Factory through the ether via a scrying bowl? T and T 3x07 “A Lesson in Values” has Terri taking on the case of a tax-dodging hobo who dies leaving his estate to his wildly uninterested traveling pal. We take a creepy quiz and learn about the popularity of pendulums. Can you contact the Keebler Elves in the Hollow Tree Factory through the ether via a scrying bowl? T and T 3x07 “A Lesson in Values” has Terri taking on the case of a tax-dodging hobo who dies leaving his estate to his wildly uninterested traveling pal. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_671.mp3 yes Mon, 16 Jun 2025 22:49:01 EST 1:46:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We discuss the latest reports on America’s most braindead-ogre Senator and give some advice. T and T 3x06 “Take my Life, Please” takes us to the worst comedy club imaginable. Can we find something more niche than a guy that only does Mob jokes? Absolutely. We discuss the latest reports on America’s most braindead-ogre Senator and give some advice. T and T 3x06 “Take my Life, Please” takes us to the worst comedy club imaginable. Can we find something more niche than a guy that only does Mob jokes? Absolutely. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_670.mp3 yes Sun, 08 Jun 2025 23:49:01 EST 2:10:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Crimes are all around mostly caused by radon gas taking out children and people trying to take a vacation from their vacation. T and T 3x05 “Decker’s Ex” introduces us to a some truly shocking fashion crimes and implies Decker’s ex-wife is working for the mob and possibly a murderer. Crimes are all around mostly caused by radon gas taking out children and people trying to take a vacation from their vacation. T and T 3x05 “Decker’s Ex” introduces us to a some truly shocking fashion crimes and implies Decker’s ex-wife is working for the mob and possibly a murderer. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_669.mp3 yes Sun, 25 May 2025 14:15:01 EST 2:05:59 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a casual episode in which we learn about our coffee personalities and check in with the Mormons to learn if sinful handholding will get your temple parking validated. Alex updates us on Minecraft and Black Mirror. It’s a casual episode in which we learn about our coffee personalities and check in with the Mormons to learn if sinful handholding will get your temple parking validated. Alex updates us on Minecraft and Black Mirror. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_668.mp3 yes Sun, 18 May 2025 17:15:01 EST 1:34:47 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are back, Alex has survived an assassination attempt by a shifty Tennessee waitress. Brad has seen a movie about a personified manifestation of trauma and depression because it’s 2025. We watch the first tv movie of Lexx 1x01 “I Worship His Shadow” it’s absolutely awful and I’m angry to even have to type this sentence describing it. We are back, Alex has survived an assassination attempt by a shifty Tennessee waitress. Brad has seen a movie about a personified manifestation of trauma and depression because it’s 2025. We watch the first tv movie of Lexx 1x01 “I Worship His Shadow” it’s absolutely awful and I’m angry to even have to type this sentence describing it. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_667.mp3 yes Thu, 08 May 2025 20:29:01 EST 2:48:19 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to a super spooky episode 666. Chris joins us as we explore the hidden terrors of local municipal elections, the nightmarish riddle of buying random keys from grifters on a website, and Borris Karloff’s birthplace. We discuss Andrew Divoff giving a masterclass in scenery chewing in the truly amazing “Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies” Welcome to a super spooky episode 666. Chris joins us as we explore the hidden terrors of local municipal elections, the nightmarish riddle of buying random keys from grifters on a website, and Borris Karloff’s birthplace. We discuss Andrew Divoff giving a masterclass in scenery chewing in the truly amazing “Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_666.mp3 yes Tue, 22 Apr 2025 20:29:01 EST 3:11:03 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We hold Alex to account for his lies and also his online chats with children. We do some old people pancake math and get TICKED OFF! An all-time great T and T episode 3x04 "Cry Wolf" introduces a new hero and completely forgets about Teri (Who we all know). We hold Alex to account for his lies and also his online chats with children. We do some old people pancake math and get TICKED OFF! An all-time great T and T episode 3x04 "Cry Wolf" introduces a new hero and completely forgets about Teri (Who we all know). https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_665.mp3 yes Mon, 14 Apr 2025 21:49:01 EST 1:49:55 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad goes on a farmers market adventure. Alex is TICKED OFF! at the girl scout app. How many computer mice is too many? What they smell like sandalwood and bergamot? T and T 3x03 “Halfway to Nowhere” has a wildly angsty teen/highlander villain really going out of his way to make everything about himself. Brad goes on a farmers market adventure. Alex is TICKED OFF! at the girl scout app. How many computer mice is too many? What they smell like sandalwood and bergamot? T and T 3x03 “Halfway to Nowhere” has a wildly angsty teen/highlander villain really going out of his way to make everything about himself. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_664.mp3 yes Sun, 06 Apr 2025 14:49:01 EST 1:55:57 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is finishing his vacation by reading a touching holiday story that makes absolutely no sense. Also, he was killed by the Green Goblin and Spider-man did not avenge him. T and T 3x02 “Hargroves Call” is a truly wild tale of an old retired cop being an insanely racist sociopath and Hargrove sad that the city isn’t throwing him a damn parade. Brad is finishing his vacation by reading a touching holiday story that makes absolutely no sense. Also, he was killed by the Green Goblin and Spider-man did not avenge him. T and T 3x02 “Hargroves Call” is a truly wild tale of an old retired cop being an insanely racist sociopath and Hargrove sad that the city isn’t throwing him a damn parade. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_663.mp3 yes Tue, 25 Mar 2025 21:00:01 EST 2:04:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is trying all the wacky new foods Alex is staying on brand with the most boring tastes imaginable. We missed gargoyle week but we have a new scandalous spirit for purchase. We jump into a new season on T and T 3x01 “Cracked” where we all know Teri and we just wish these cops would do something about this crack house. Brad is trying all the wacky new foods Alex is staying on brand with the most boring tastes imaginable. We missed gargoyle week but we have a new scandalous spirit for purchase. We jump into a new season on T and T 3x01 “Cracked” where we all know Teri and we just wish these cops would do something about this crack house. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_662.mp3 yes Mon, 17 Mar 2025 21:00:01 EST 2:20:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad has fallen into a very odd Instagram mystery. Alex continues to visit the worst dentist. On T and T 2x20 “A Natural Death” is confounding on many fronts when a child nurse falls asleep at work leading to drama in the second season finale. Brad has fallen into a very odd Instagram mystery. Alex continues to visit the worst dentist. On T and T 2x20 “A Natural Death” is confounding on many fronts when a child nurse falls asleep at work leading to drama in the second season finale. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_661.mp3 yes Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:49:01 EST 1:37:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex gives updates on the state of his dentals and skating and Brad has watched Doctor Who: Section 31 a “film” with 4 hours of exposition in 95 minutes. On T and T 2x19 “Family Honour” a lot of plot happens in the last 2 minutes as per usual, this time with Ninjas. Alex gives updates on the state of his dentals and skating and Brad has watched Doctor Who: Section 31 a “film” with 4 hours of exposition in 95 minutes. On T and T 2x19 “Family Honour” a lot of plot happens in the last 2 minutes as per usual, this time with Ninjas. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_660.mp3 yes Sun, 02 Mar 2025 18:49:01 EST 1:37:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Casual episodes continue as we catch-up. Here's a question: what if generational trauma was werewolves, and by werewolves, I mean a skin condition? Brad has seen "Wolfman" and Alex has seen "Talk to Me". When is it too late to abandon a calendar and or buy a new one? Should you take piano lessons from the Jigsaw Killer? Casual episodes continue as we catch-up. Here's a question: what if generational trauma was werewolves, and by werewolves, I mean a skin condition? Brad has seen "Wolfman" and Alex has seen "Talk to Me". When is it too late to abandon a calendar and or buy a new one? Should you take piano lessons from the Jigsaw Killer? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_659.mp3 yes Wed, 19 Feb 2025 21:49:01 EST 1:20:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s an extra-casual episode as we learn that Dudes remain the worst in 2025. We give some advice to the Mormons and they help us solve a fast-food mystery. There are bags of angels for sale at our favorite website. It’s an extra-casual episode as we learn that Dudes remain the worst in 2025. We give some advice to the Mormons and they help us solve a fast-food mystery. There are bags of angels for sale at our favorite website. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_658.mp3 yes Thu, 13 Feb 2025 19:09:01 EST 1:29:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Behold the new law of the land for 2025: Life Is Burger and Burger Is Life and Trash Cans are not gifts. Could Donald Trump defeat the smile monster? We check in on some old friends at forever name-changing forum. Behold the new law of the land for 2025: Life Is Burger and Burger Is Life and Trash Cans are not gifts. Could Donald Trump defeat the smile monster? We check in on some old friends at forever name-changing forum. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_657.mp3 yes Sun, 09 Feb 2025 19:49:01 EST 1:42:17 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is dealing with contractor drama Brad has somewhat mostly seen Kraven: The Hunter: The Movie. The dumbest people in the country are very concerned about drones. It’s still winter so we examine the confounding Netflix holiday creation “Hot Frosty” a story of magical police brutality. Alex is dealing with contractor drama Brad has somewhat mostly seen Kraven: The Hunter: The Movie. The dumbest people in the country are very concerned about drones. It’s still winter so we examine the confounding Netflix holiday creation “Hot Frosty” a story of magical police brutality. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_656.mp3 yes Sun, 26 Jan 2025 22:49:01 EST 2:01:34 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Reggie is on the hunt for shadow people and we will support him all the way. Did you choose the appropriately nonsensical luxury gifts for your loved ones during the holidays? Alex has returned from a Mountain holiday and Brad has seen Gay Dune for Girls: The Movie Part One. Also, many people are saying there is a war on the spirit world. Reggie is on the hunt for shadow people and we will support him all the way. Did you choose the appropriately nonsensical luxury gifts for your loved ones during the holidays? Alex has returned from a Mountain holiday and Brad has seen Gay Dune for Girls: The Movie Part One. Also, many people are saying there is a war on the spirit world. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_655.mp3 yes Wed, 08 Jan 2025 21:49:01 EST 1:27:29 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We’re back for a casual episode. Have you deposited your first of 25 Secret-Santa gifts in the secret box? Make sure to switch the handwriting on your form to participate. We discuss our latest shenanigans and the absolute villainy of Shampoo. We’re back for a casual episode. Have you deposited your first of 25 Secret-Santa gifts in the secret box? Make sure to switch the handwriting on your form to participate. We discuss our latest shenanigans and the absolute villainy of Shampoo. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_654.mp3 yes Mon, 23 Dec 2024 23:49:01 EST 2:08:10 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Tammy and Dan Join us to discuss the antics from our HHN tour and the various spooky monsters we met. Note: We will be checking our pledge levels before we head to El Club de la Biblioteca. Tammy and Dan Join us to discuss the antics from our HHN tour and the various spooky monsters we met. Note: We will be checking our pledge levels before we head to El Club de la Biblioteca. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_653.mp3 yes Sun, 15 Dec 2024 20:09:01 EST 2:07:59 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Are you bouncing on the job? Have you ever given a demon baby away as a Trick-or-Treat? Alex updates us on the latest Disney Descendants Brad catches up on the Terrifier Franchise. We discuss the holiday classic Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys in which Corey Feldman is really doing some acting with his acting chops. Are you bouncing on the job? Have you ever given a demon baby away as a Trick-or-Treat? Alex updates us on the latest Disney Descendants Brad catches up on the Terrifier Franchise. We discuss the holiday classic Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys in which Corey Feldman is really doing some acting with his acting chops. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_652.mp3 yes Tue, 03 Dec 2024 19:49:01 EST 2:15:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Protection from curses worthwhile or not? Alex is not allowed to go back to Clowning. Brad has seen The Substance and Joker Folie à Deux. We discuss 1987’s “Dolls” a kooky Halloween treat and delightful forefather to Puppet Master series. Protection from curses worthwhile or not? Alex is not allowed to go back to Clowning. Brad has seen The Substance and Joker Folie à Deux. We discuss 1987’s “Dolls” a kooky Halloween treat and delightful forefather to Puppet Master series. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_651.mp3 yes Fri, 22 Nov 2024 22:49:01 EST 1:44:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Monsters are lurking everywhere keep an eye out and have extra socks just in case. People are Ticked Off! at all the wrong things and surprise puppies are the best puppies. Monsters are lurking everywhere keep an eye out and have extra socks just in case. People are Ticked Off! at all the wrong things and surprise puppies are the best puppies. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_650.mp3 yes Wed, 09 Oct 2024 16:49:01 EST 1:44:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Travel back in time with us as we discuss all the hard-hitting issues, T and T “Thicker than Water” introduces us to the urban Dance Cave and some of the most bewildering fashions we’ve ever seen. Also what was weirder Captain Power, Local Memphis Celebrity Joe Cool, or Mike Lindel losing an argument to a child while undercover. Travel back in time with us as we discuss all the hard-hitting issues, T and T “Thicker than Water” introduces us to the urban Dance Cave and some of the most bewildering fashions we’ve ever seen. Also what was weirder Captain Power, Local Memphis Celebrity Joe Cool, or Mike Lindel losing an argument to a child while undercover. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_649.mp3 yes Sat, 28 Sep 2024 09:59:01 EST 1:47:58 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Oh no it happened again, we forgot. The holiday season kicks off with a full reporting of the spooky ventures into Halloween Horror Nights and we take a moment to think of how we can thank the brave people of Afghanistan for Madame Web. Oh no it happened again, we forgot. The holiday season kicks off with a full reporting of the spooky ventures into Halloween Horror Nights and we take a moment to think of how we can thank the brave people of Afghanistan for Madame Web. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_648.mp3 yes Thu, 12 Sep 2024 00:09:11 EST 1:55:51 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex updates us on the terrifying activities of children in Ohio. Brad has ventured into a world of marauding theme park vloggers and lived to tell the tale. We learn that Sprite Chill is a thing. T and T is back with another clip show in which a murder might have happened off screen. Alex updates us on the terrifying activities of children in Ohio. Brad has ventured into a world of marauding theme park vloggers and lived to tell the tale. We learn that Sprite Chill is a thing. T and T is back with another clip show in which a murder might have happened off screen. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_647.mp3 yes Mon, 09 Sep 2024 20:50:01 EST 1:34:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We’re proud to sponsor the dummy Olympic champions from across the globe. Brad visits the Shamalan Family in” Trap” and some people are Ticked Off! at the price other people are not paying for pizza. We do a deep dive into some creepy new friends. We’re proud to sponsor the dummy Olympic champions from across the globe. Brad visits the Shamalan Family in” Trap” and some people are Ticked Off! at the price other people are not paying for pizza. We do a deep dive into some creepy new friends. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_646.mp3 yes Wed, 28 Aug 2024 20:50:01 EST 1:30:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The Olympics are a thing unlike A.I. and Mice are forever now. What happened to carwashes? Are we even a country anymore? How many Wraiths do you need to have a table to yourself for your revenge work? We ask the questions that most are too cowardly to ask. The Olympics are a thing unlike A.I. and Mice are forever now. What happened to carwashes? Are we even a country anymore? How many Wraiths do you need to have a table to yourself for your revenge work? We ask the questions that most are too cowardly to ask. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_645.mp3 yes Sun, 11 Aug 2024 20:50:01 EST 1:40:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to the Coconut-Cast where we are all waving a swift farewell to Biden and his stumble towards the battle-box dissolves. T and T 2x16 “The Substitute” is clip show and yet entirely perplexing on many fronts. Welcome to the Coconut-Cast where we are all waving a swift farewell to Biden and his stumble towards the battle-box dissolves. T and T 2x16 “The Substitute” is clip show and yet entirely perplexing on many fronts. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_644.mp3 yes Wed, 07 Aug 2024 23:50:01 EST 1:35:14 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Mars-Wrigley wants you to quiet your mind mouth at the battle-box. Meanwhile, Perfetti Van Melle is age restricting their lollipops. T and T 2x15 “Jump Start” sees the return of our favorite immortal and watcher duo, Nobby and Fritz. Mars-Wrigley wants you to quiet your mind mouth at the battle-box. Meanwhile, Perfetti Van Melle is age restricting their lollipops. T and T 2x15 “Jump Start” sees the return of our favorite immortal and watcher duo, Nobby and Fritz. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_643.mp3 yes Thu, 25 Jul 2024 19:50:01 EST 1:50:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The heat index in Florida is 110, therefore it is currently too hot for Acapulco Heat, but despite the efforts of weather we will present a ludicrously self-indulgent episode detailing wild travel adventures. The heat index in Florida is 110, therefore it is currently too hot for Acapulco Heat, but despite the efforts of weather we will present a ludicrously self-indulgent episode detailing wild travel adventures. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_642.mp3 yes Thu, 18 Jul 2024 19:50:01 EST 1:56:28 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on Libertarians who have a bold to new plan to keep everything EXACTLY the same. Some people are TICKED OFF! about lack of etiquette or some such nonsense. 2x14 “The Contender” has Mr. T training a boxer and also running down an old in his car. We have a lot of questions about child fighters. Alex reports in on Libertarians who have a bold to new plan to keep everything EXACTLY the same. Some people are TICKED OFF! about lack of etiquette or some such nonsense. 2x14 “The Contender” has Mr. T training a boxer and also running down an old in his car. We have a lot of questions about child fighters. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_641.mp3 yes Thu, 04 Jul 2024 18:50:01 EST 1:48:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We find a truly confounding series of Ticked Off! entreaties and a weird anti-union screed. T and T 2x13 “Hunted” has Mr. T being tracked by a famed local hitman because of a cop that is angry at cops but instead decides to take it out on Mr. T. We find a truly confounding series of Ticked Off! entreaties and a weird anti-union screed. T and T 2x13 “Hunted” has Mr. T being tracked by a famed local hitman because of a cop that is angry at cops but instead decides to take it out on Mr. T. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_640.mp3 yes Tue, 25 Jun 2024 21:50:01 EST 1:40:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex pulls himself away from wrestling movies to face a Libertarian Trolly yet again and Brad meets his ultimate fate in the front row of a haunted house waiting on a glass of iced tea. T and T 2x12 “Wendell's Story” becomes an instant classic as things get hot and steamy in Seacouver and a bumbling immortal and watcher get on the wrong side of Mr. T. Alex pulls himself away from wrestling movies to face a Libertarian Trolly yet again and Brad meets his ultimate fate in the front row of a haunted house waiting on a glass of iced tea. T and T 2x12 “Wendell's Story” becomes an instant classic as things get hot and steamy in Seacouver and a bumbling immortal and watcher get on the wrong side of Mr. T. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_639.mp3 yes Mon, 10 Jun 2024 20:50:01 EST 1:48:29 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions No kink shaming the barbarians and their ducks. We learn about a questionable Japanese Sport. Alex gets trapped at the libertarian trolly control center and Brad chooses to follow his dog into a spooky situation. T and T 2x11 “Hard Way Home” introduces us to the worst father and possibly reveals that Decker might be a Nepobaby. No kink shaming the barbarians and their ducks. We learn about a questionable Japanese Sport. Alex gets trapped at the libertarian trolly control center and Brad chooses to follow his dog into a spooky situation. T and T 2x11 “Hard Way Home” introduces us to the worst father and possibly reveals that Decker might be a Nepobaby. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_638.mp3 yes Wed, 05 Jun 2024 22:50:01 EST 1:30:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a casual episode as we explore what life has for us in post AI Sentinel World. Alex says some things about “fake podcast ads” none of it makes sense. We get some spring-cleaning tips from TN that are equally reasonable. We check in on the Ticked Off! people of Orlando and learn about some creepy new sales. It’s a casual episode as we explore what life has for us in post AI Sentinel World. Alex says some things about “fake podcast ads” none of it makes sense. We get some spring-cleaning tips from TN that are equally reasonable. We check in on the Ticked Off! people of Orlando and learn about some creepy new sales. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_637.mp3 yes Thu, 30 May 2024 23:50:01 EST 1:30:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Contacts are the new Gatorade. How much would you pay to put bacteria in your mouth that might fight other bacteria? We finally discuss the gold standard of movies about re-animated souls trapped inside puppets killing Nazis as we discuss 1991’s “Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge” in which one lame Nazi nerd unleashes the wrath of an old man and his box of puppet pals. Contacts are the new Gatorade. How much would you pay to put bacteria in your mouth that might fight other bacteria? We finally discuss the gold standard of movies about re-animated souls trapped inside puppets killing Nazis as we discuss 1991’s “Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge” in which one lame Nazi nerd unleashes the wrath of an old man and his box of puppet pals. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_636.mp3 yes Mon, 20 May 2024 23:00:01 EST 2:15:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan joins us to give an update on Blockbuster and Target shenanigans as well as to discuss 1999s Retro Puppet Master in which Mummies are out to dehumidify anyone who stands in their way of killing one old man, who eventually commits suicide. Luckily Greg Sestero and his very mediocre avant-garde existentialist retro puppets are capable of harnessing the awesome power of gravity to keep Sutekh at bay for another 100 years. Dan joins us to give an update on Blockbuster and Target shenanigans as well as to discuss 1999s Retro Puppet Master in which Mummies are out to dehumidify anyone who stands in their way of killing one old man, who eventually commits suicide. Luckily Greg Sestero and his very mediocre avant-garde existentialist retro puppets are capable of harnessing the awesome power of gravity to keep Sutekh at bay for another 100 years. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_635.mp3 yes Sun, 12 May 2024 22:45:01 EST 2:36:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Chris joins us as we enter a world of psychics and also Frank… and also Nazis… and eventually some puppets as we discuss 1989’s Puppet Master. Chris joins us as we enter a world of psychics and also Frank… and also Nazis… and eventually some puppets as we discuss 1989’s Puppet Master. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_634.mp3 yes Sun, 14 Apr 2024 17:45:01 EST 2:36:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Should you sacrifice your child for roughly 6 more months of being the oldest baseball player? Spider Planets what are the pros and cons and should we be basing the arachnid retirement off the Ottoman Empire? T and T 2x10 “Conspiracy” has some kids having a really great time until they have the worst time. Amy/Amanda gets real judgy for the sake of exposition, I think? Should you sacrifice your child for roughly 6 more months of being the oldest baseball player? Spider Planets what are the pros and cons and should we be basing the arachnid retirement off the Ottoman Empire? T and T 2x10 “Conspiracy” has some kids having a really great time until they have the worst time. Amy/Amanda gets real judgy for the sake of exposition, I think? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_633.mp3 yes Sun, 07 Apr 2024 14:45:01 EST 2:08:25 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad has officially seen all of the Puppet Master Movies for some reason. Alex delights in actors being harmed by wildlife. Debate culture is almost entirely useless and a waste of time. T and T 2x09 “Hostage” is an important lesson in never listening to cops. Also, why would you hold a couch for ransom? Brad has officially seen all of the Puppet Master Movies for some reason. Alex delights in actors being harmed by wildlife. Debate culture is almost entirely useless and a waste of time. T and T 2x09 “Hostage” is an important lesson in never listening to cops. Also, why would you hold a couch for ransom? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_632.mp3 yes Thu, 28 Mar 2024 22:45:03 EST 2:14:09 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is running the Birthday gauntlet Brad is back into the Puppet Master movies for better or worse. T and T 2x08 Every Picture brings us a real set of sadsacks and a lot of questions about the Super Mario Brothers Movie. Alex is running the Birthday gauntlet Brad is back into the Puppet Master movies for better or worse. T and T 2x08 Every Picture brings us a real set of sadsacks and a lot of questions about the Super Mario Brothers Movie. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_631.mp3 yes Mon, 18 Mar 2024 23:15:03 EST 1:49:08 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We launch our new rules on sports uniforms. What if Elon Musk agrees with your CEO? Three People I do not trust The Constant Mandalorian, Guy-From-Gilmore-Girls-with-a small-creature-perched-on-his-head, and old guy with a brain tumor taking out vengeance on the people that rightfully denied his fake medical treatment. T and T 2x07 Fast Friends brings back that dirty cop that tried to Murder everybody 8 episodes ago and he really wants to put a lame dummy child in jail for no reason. We launch our new rules on sports uniforms. What if Elon Musk agrees with your CEO? Three People I do not trust The Constant Mandalorian, Guy-From-Gilmore-Girls-with-a small-creature-perched-on-his-head, and old guy with a brain tumor taking out vengeance on the people that rightfully denied his fake medical treatment. T and T 2x07 Fast Friends brings back that dirty cop that tried to Murder everybody 8 episodes ago and he really wants to put a lame dummy child in jail for no reason. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_630.mp3 yes Wed, 13 Mar 2024 20:40:03 EST 1:30:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is back from travels and Brad is possibly imagining saw movies. Madame Web has arrived and her Pepsi connects us all. Including a quick changing weirdo who was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died and that was the last time his voice synched up with his face. How does facial recognition work with dream footage? Also people are TICKED OFF! Alex is back from travels and Brad is possibly imagining saw movies. Madame Web has arrived and her Pepsi connects us all. Including a quick changing weirdo who was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died and that was the last time his voice synched up with his face. How does facial recognition work with dream footage? Also people are TICKED OFF! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_629.mp3 yes Thu, 07 Mar 2024 20:00:03 EST 1:30:39 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions GhostFiremen or FireStarterMen? Can Chris Rock in Spiral Team up with Lance Henriksen from that one ep of Millenium playing a younger version of themselves as buddy cops? Jesus’s foot fetish is making everyone uncomfortable. Google’s new AI is trash and hopefully Alex does not pay for it. GhostFiremen or FireStarterMen? Can Chris Rock in Spiral Team up with Lance Henriksen from that one ep of Millenium playing a younger version of themselves as buddy cops? Jesus’s foot fetish is making everyone uncomfortable. Google’s new AI is trash and hopefully Alex does not pay for it. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_628.mp3 yes Wed, 27 Feb 2024 22:30:03 EST 1:27:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The Beekeeper is the feel good film of the year and we cannot wait for more of them. In T and T 2x06 “A Secret No More” Vanity goes undercover to work out the idiotic machinations of a Senator (not John Fetterman). The Beekeeper is the feel good film of the year and we cannot wait for more of them. In T and T 2x06 “A Secret No More” Vanity goes undercover to work out the idiotic machinations of a Senator (not John Fetterman). https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_627.mp3 yes Sun, 18 Feb 2024 23:40:03 EST 1:51:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Farewell to Meatball Ron Dion. Alex visits a virtual county club. We do a deep dive into the various accoutrements and accessories for your Stanley cup. In T and T 2x05 “The Whole Truth” we learn about the most unnecessarily confusing plot ever to befall Metro County. Farewell to Meatball Ron Dion. Alex visits a virtual county club. We do a deep dive into the various accoutrements and accessories for your Stanley cup. In T and T 2x05 “The Whole Truth” we learn about the most unnecessarily confusing plot ever to befall Metro County. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_626.mp3 yes Mon, 12 Feb 2024 21:40:03 EST 1:29:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In Straight Line (1990) Mr. T goes up against Windom Earle’s Oath Keeper Blockbuster militia and Amy/Amanda is way too comfortable throwing grenades. Also, what item has Brad purchased that is more negative, horrific, and traitorous than a Ouija Board? In Straight Line (1990) Mr. T goes up against Windom Earle’s Oath Keeper Blockbuster militia and Amy/Amanda is way too comfortable throwing grenades. Also, what item has Brad purchased that is more negative, horrific, and traitorous than a Ouija Board? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_625.mp3 yes Sun, 04 Feb 2024 23:30:03 EST 2:00:28 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s 2024 a year when we don’t let our friends affect our utilities. Aquaman and Boba Fett are single Dads despite not being single Dads in Aquaman. How much mustache twirling is required to make the Jigsaw Killer look like a hero? Alex is delving into new digital worlds. How do you deal when a Grubhub promise is broken and threatening your family Christmas Taco Bell? It’s 2024 a year when we don’t let our friends affect our utilities. Aquaman and Boba Fett are single Dads despite not being single Dads in Aquaman. How much mustache twirling is required to make the Jigsaw Killer look like a hero? Alex is delving into new digital worlds. How do you deal when a Grubhub promise is broken and threatening your family Christmas Taco Bell? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_624.mp3 yes Fri, 19 Jan 2024 23:40:03 EST 1:43:26 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidays! Put on your rodent VR headset and quiet the Robin Williams in your head. We discuss a pair of Christmas themed episodes of Tales from the Darkside 04x07 – “The Yattering and Jack” features a lovely tale from Clive Barker of a demon attempting to get a pickle salesman to commit suicide via a Turkey on a Christmas Tree. In 03x11 – “Seasons of Belief” we examine the most bizarre 20 minutes of television ever created wherein a fractically problematic couple of parents lie to their children instead of letting them watch the Gumby Xmas Special thus manifesting a monster, I think? Happy Holidays! Put on your rodent VR headset and quiet the Robin Williams in your head. We discuss a pair of Christmas themed episodes of Tales from the Darkside 04x07 – “The Yattering and Jack” features a lovely tale from Clive Barker of a demon attempting to get a pickle salesman to commit suicide via a Turkey on a Christmas Tree. In 03x11 – “Seasons of Belief” we examine the most bizarre 20 minutes of television ever created wherein a fractically problematic couple of parents lie to their children instead of letting them watch the Gumby Xmas Special thus manifesting a monster, I think? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_623.mp3 yes Tue, 19 Dec 2023 23:40:03 EST 2:07:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Does Charles Entertainment Cheese denounce terrorism? Are you safe at skee-ball? Brad is thwarted by the Grinch. Dreaming is wage theft and the Earth WILL Decide. Why would you call a cooking hotline ever? Does Charles Entertainment Cheese denounce terrorism? Are you safe at skee-ball? Brad is thwarted by the Grinch. Dreaming is wage theft and the Earth WILL Decide. Why would you call a cooking hotline ever? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_622.mp3 yes Thu, 13 Dec 2023 18:40:03 EST 1:29:50 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex presents a tale of “Substances that are things that are technically things that we don’t associate with the thing that come to mind” How do we start turning birds back into dinosaurs? If bones are crystals can you bind a magical elfin creature to your femur? How does this effect your calcium intake? Is selling Harry Potter ribbon a viable business? Alex presents a tale of “Substances that are things that are technically things that we don’t associate with the thing that come to mind” How do we start turning birds back into dinosaurs? If bones are crystals can you bind a magical elfin creature to your femur? How does this effect your calcium intake? Is selling Harry Potter ribbon a viable business? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_621.mp3 yes Sun, 03 Dec 2023 02:40:03 EST 1:39:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this post Halloween episode, we meet the creatures of our dreams and attempt to escape from dead children with other dead children. People are ticked off! (and by ticked off we mean “Very Greatful!”) In this post Halloween episode, we meet the creatures of our dreams and attempt to escape from dead children with other dead children. People are ticked off! (and by ticked off we mean “Very Greatful!”) https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_620.mp3 yes Mon, 20 Nov 2023 23:40:03 EST 1:36:42 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Tammy and Dan join us for this super spooky episode where we relate the latest seasonal shenanigans. Can you become a Puppet Master via a correspondence course? Do the dead need to consent to be turned into binary code? Can a citizen journalist stop the existence of lines. These terrifying questions will be answered. Tammy and Dan join us for this super spooky episode where we relate the latest seasonal shenanigans. Can you become a Puppet Master via a correspondence course? Do the dead need to consent to be turned into binary code? Can a citizen journalist stop the existence of lines. These terrifying questions will be answered. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_619.mp3 yes Mon, 30 Oct 2023 23:00:03 EST 2:16:07 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Chris joins us for a spooky episode in which we tangle with monsters both on and off screen. Including the monsters that allowed “No One Will Save You” to be filmed. We venture into wildly bonkers Exorcist III featuring George C Scott barking at demons. Chris joins us for a spooky episode in which we tangle with monsters both on and off screen. Including the monsters that allowed “No One Will Save You” to be filmed. We venture into wildly bonkers Exorcist III featuring George C Scott barking at demons. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_618.mp3 yes Wed, 25 Oct 2023 23:00:03 EST 2:36:11 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is listening to ghost realtor’s and Brad is dealing with constant eyeball trauma. Tales from the Darkside pilot “Trick or Treat” a very complicated story where it’s difficult to say who is really at fault and 1x07 “Inside the Closet” in which a grad student moves into the worst possible room. Alex is listening to ghost realtor’s and Brad is dealing with constant eyeball trauma. Tales from the Darkside pilot “Trick or Treat” a very complicated story where it’s difficult to say who is really at fault and 1x07 “Inside the Closet” in which a grad student moves into the worst possible room. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_617.mp3 yes Tue, 17 Oct 2023 00:01:03 EST 1:51:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Is anything scarier than an elite private tour? What about a meandering feel-good story about a mall destroying a local bookstore so they can build a solar panel. Can your heart withstand the terror of 2 artificial intelligences fighting over a story about aliens? Is anything scarier than an elite private tour? What about a meandering feel-good story about a mall destroying a local bookstore so they can build a solar panel. Can your heart withstand the terror of 2 artificial intelligences fighting over a story about aliens? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_616.mp3 yes Sat, 14 Oct 2023 01:22:03 EST 1:38:23 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex will drink bad flavors of coke zero until they don’t taste bad… and you can’t stop him. The Roman Empire is for losers. Brad looks into everyone’s favorite albino incel scientist. Alex will drink bad flavors of coke zero until they don’t taste bad… and you can’t stop him. The Roman Empire is for losers. Brad looks into everyone’s favorite albino incel scientist. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_615.mp3 yes Mon, 09 Oct 2023 18:59:01 EST 1:38:23 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan joins Brad for the second Republican Primary Debate where Casey DeSantis is in cosplay, Vivek’s and Kevin Sorbo fight for weirdest hair, and Doug Burgum is there… for some reason? Dan joins Brad for the second Republican Primary Debate where Casey DeSantis is in cosplay, Vivek’s and Kevin Sorbo fight for weirdest hair, and Doug Burgum is there… for some reason? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_614.mp3 yes Thu, 28 Sep 2023 22:59:01 EST 2:10:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan joins Brad to discuss the spooky scary monsters we’ve met at Universal studios thus far at Halloween Horror Nights. There are some truly upsetting weirdos lurking all around us. Dan joins Brad to discuss the spooky scary monsters we’ve met at Universal studios thus far at Halloween Horror Nights. There are some truly upsetting weirdos lurking all around us. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_613.mp3 yes Sat, 23 Sep 2023 20:59:01 EST 2:06:26 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidays! Join us as we launch into the festive season of the year with tales of spooks, kings, and wizards with heads still attached to their bodies. Happy Holidays! Join us as we launch into the festive season of the year with tales of spooks, kings, and wizards with heads still attached to their bodies. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_612.mp3 yes Mon, 11 Sep 2023 21:59:01 EST 1:27:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex endures all the vehicular drama Brad visits a chaotic theme park event and checks in on professional incel Dr JeYkll. We return to Talkin’ Tulsa Tonight with Tulsa King1x02 “Center of the Universe” in which Stallone goes to the DMV and opens a Checking Account before descending into a wild THC infused boomer rant. Alex endures all the vehicular drama Brad visits a chaotic theme park event and checks in on professional incel Dr JeYkll. We return to Talkin’ Tulsa Tonight with Tulsa King1x02 “Center of the Universe” in which Stallone goes to the DMV and opens a Checking Account before descending into a wild THC infused boomer rant. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_611.mp3 yes Tue, 05 Sep 2023 23:59:01 EST 1:36:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Will I be tackled by security if I attempt to wear jeans and a shirt? We ask the tough questions. Also we somehow survive the pilot episode of Fubar1x01 “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” wherein Arnold Schwarzeneggar is one day away from retirement until his being a shitty father and a state-sponsored murderer culminate in nearly an hour of CBS style action/comedy/whatever. Will I be tackled by security if I attempt to wear jeans and a shirt? We ask the tough questions. Also we somehow survive the pilot episode of Fubar1x01 “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” wherein Arnold Schwarzeneggar is one day away from retirement until his being a shitty father and a state-sponsored murderer culminate in nearly an hour of CBS style action/comedy/whatever. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_610.mp3 yes Wed, 23 Aug 2023 20:00:01 EST 1:43:17 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Nice try but I will not fall for your entrapments, Nextdoor! We delve into the pilot episode of Tulsa King 1x01 “Go West, Old Man” in which the weirdly proportioned Dwight 'The General' Manfredi gets out of prison after 25 years of being a chump and is immediately sent off to Oklahoma. Nice try but I will not fall for your entrapments, Nextdoor! We delve into the pilot episode of Tulsa King 1x01 “Go West, Old Man” in which the weirdly proportioned Dwight 'The General' Manfredi gets out of prison after 25 years of being a chump and is immediately sent off to Oklahoma. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_609.mp3 yes Thu, 17 Aug 2023 23:00:01 EST 1:48:30 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex returns from the geologically and ethnically secluded White Wasp Island. As the spooky 9/11 season is on the horizon Brad has seen “Talk to Me” and he’s still trying to forget some of the terrifying sounds. Safety Question: How many toddlers is too many? Alex returns from the geologically and ethnically secluded White Wasp Island. As the spooky 9/11 season is on the horizon Brad has seen “Talk to Me” and he’s still trying to forget some of the terrifying sounds. Safety Question: How many toddlers is too many? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_608.mp3 yes Fri, 11 Aug 2023 22:00:01 EST 1:23:52 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Tammy and Dan bring their trusty tennis balls and join Brad for some very reasonable cop facts. We also check in on some of our local weirdos and unscramble some movie-mix’em-ups. Tammy and Dan bring their trusty tennis balls and join Brad for some very reasonable cop facts. We also check in on some of our local weirdos and unscramble some movie-mix’em-ups. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_607.mp3 yes Fri, 04 Aug 2023 22:00:01 EST 2:18:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Please do not share this podcast with a gorilla they would definitely not be able to stay awake through charger-talk. Brad reports on the most recent in the Insidious franchise and it’s soundtrack. We take a strong stance against Albert Einstein’s hat blowing off his head. Threads: It kind of exists assuming you want to read some useless nonsense. Please do not share this podcast with a gorilla they would definitely not be able to stay awake through charger-talk. Brad reports on the most recent in the Insidious franchise and it’s soundtrack. We take a strong stance against Albert Einstein’s hat blowing off his head. Threads: It kind of exists assuming you want to read some useless nonsense. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_606.mp3 yes Wed, 26 Jul 2023 23:00:01 EST 1:35:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We’re back for summer time sizzling casual episode. Alex is really good at ruining go-karts for everybody. Brad encounters a product that is unwieldy and impractical. We’re back for summer time sizzling casual episode. Alex is really good at ruining go-karts for everybody. Brad encounters a product that is unwieldy and impractical. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_605.mp3 yes Mon, 10 Jul 2023 21:30:01 EST 1:09:21 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Turbulence is up and Alex is down… with a case of the Navi blues. We get a report on the latest season of the truly terrifying show “The Ultimatum.” All of your questions regarding terrorcons, predacons, cosmic keys, and wildly convoluted timelines in regards to the latest transformers prequel are dealt with. Turbulence is up and Alex is down… with a case of the Navi blues. We get a report on the latest season of the truly terrifying show “The Ultimatum.” All of your questions regarding terrorcons, predacons, cosmic keys, and wildly convoluted timelines in regards to the latest transformers prequel are dealt with. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_604.mp3 yes Mon, 26 Jun 2023 23:30:01 EST 1:55:12 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions 14 years in we ask the very important question: What the hell is a terrorcon? Alex learns that trampolines can be just as real as real basketball. Brad dips into the secret local Tiki bar and then meets his new trauma-based monster pal The Boogeyman. In T and T 1x24 “Now You See It” A psychic comes to Amy/Amanda with a case that doesn’t make any sense at all and Mr. T helps a kid who is definitely not on drugs to clean up and turn his life around. Finally, we have some wildly confusing tales generated from A.I. featuring T.S. Turner: Monster Hunter. 14 years in we ask the very important question: What the hell is a terrorcon? Alex learns that trampolines can be just as real as real basketball. Brad dips into the secret local Tiki bar and then meets his new trauma-based monster pal The Boogeyman. In T and T 1x24 “Now You See It” A psychic comes to Amy/Amanda with a case that doesn’t make any sense at all and Mr. T helps a kid who is definitely not on drugs to clean up and turn his life around. Finally, we have some wildly confusing tales generated from A.I. featuring T.S. Turner: Monster Hunter. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_603.mp3 yes Tue, 20 Jun 2023 18:00:01 EST 2:03:07 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your communal stack of buddy towels and prepare to support the woman with dementia who flew the confederate flag over San Francisco. Brad has seen Fast X and Alex has dipped into the Quantum Realm. In T and T 1x23 “Working it Out” Mr. T helps a woman join the gym whilst Amy/Amanda tries to convince Decker to convert it into antisemitic private club for men while wearing a workout corsage. Grab your communal stack of buddy towels and prepare to support the woman with dementia who flew the confederate flag over San Francisco. Brad has seen Fast X and Alex has dipped into the Quantum Realm. In T and T 1x23 “Working it Out” Mr. T helps a woman join the gym whilst Amy/Amanda tries to convince Decker to convert it into antisemitic private club for men while wearing a workout corsage. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_602.mp3 yes Fri, 09 Jun 2023 23:40:01 EST 1:41:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We read the word one of our greatest political minds. Alex buys some non-nazi candy from his favorite internet personality and reports in on the latest in Zelda. In T and T 1x22 “Mickey’s Choice” Mr. T intervenes on an Oliver Twist Scenario and a man wearing a tire on his head is not the worst dressed individual. We read the word one of our greatest political minds. Alex buys some non-nazi candy from his favorite internet personality and reports in on the latest in Zelda. In T and T 1x22 “Mickey’s Choice” Mr. T intervenes on an Oliver Twist Scenario and a man wearing a tire on his head is not the worst dressed individual. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_601.mp3 yes Thu, 01 Jun 2023 20:00:01 EST 1:49:33 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s episode 600 and it’s May, so clearly we have to celebrate with the bizarre Christian film Apocalypse: Judgement (2001) featuring big-time devil hater Mr. T really really wanting to shoot someone. It’s episode 600 and it’s May, so clearly we have to celebrate with the bizarre Christian film Apocalypse: Judgement (2001) featuring big-time devil hater Mr. T really really wanting to shoot someone. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_600.mp3 yes Mon, 22 May 2023 23:30:01 EST 1:51:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions On the cusp of episode 600 the game is afoot, and we prepare for the coming of Franco Macalousso. Alex tries to trick us into believe into spice lies. We learn that street racers are not the only problem. On the cusp of episode 600 the game is afoot, and we prepare for the coming of Franco Macalousso. Alex tries to trick us into believe into spice lies. We learn that street racers are not the only problem. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_599.mp3 yes Fri, 12 May 2023 23:30:01 EST 1:32:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Think of a number and keep it yourself forever. Alex reports in on the Super Mario Movie which oddly does not feature a devolution machine or Lance Henriksen playing a pile of fungus. We are brave enough to ask the important question: How are you using your superpowers to help the podcast? We explore some very questionable Top Ten Lists. Think of a number and keep it yourself forever. Alex reports in on the Super Mario Movie which oddly does not feature a devolution machine or Lance Henriksen playing a pile of fungus. We are brave enough to ask the important question: How are you using your superpowers to help the podcast? We explore some very questionable Top Ten Lists. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_598.mp3 yes Sun, 30 Apr 2023 12:30:01 EST 1:14:18 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are once again uncovering all the mysteries, where they be dental or involving unnamed chocolatiers. Riverdale has returned and is certainly more exciting than mold remediation. What is more confusing: A misprinted Doby Gillis or person kissing bugs. We are once again uncovering all the mysteries, where they be dental or involving unnamed chocolatiers. Riverdale has returned and is certainly more exciting than mold remediation. What is more confusing: A misprinted Doby Gillis or person kissing bugs. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_597.mp3 yes Tue, 18 Apr 2023 20:59:01 EST 1:22:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us on our dental mystery investigation podcast! Alex survives Miami without being arrested for thought crimes. We are outraged by our lack of imdb credits. The late 90s were certainly a time in which movies were made. The breakdown of top cereal sales is bonkers. Join us on our dental mystery investigation podcast! Alex survives Miami without being arrested for thought crimes. We are outraged by our lack of imdb credits. The late 90s were certainly a time in which movies were made. The breakdown of top cereal sales is bonkers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_596.mp3 yes Wed, 12 Apr 2023 19:59:01 EST 1:32:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are TICKED OFF at dove promises. The rise of the Dolphin-Cow hybrids is at hand and it’s only a matter of time before they are unwittingly trained to kill the President of the United States. Video Board Games were a thing. Alex is playing spooky golf in the metaverse. We are TICKED OFF at dove promises. The rise of the Dolphin-Cow hybrids is at hand and it’s only a matter of time before they are unwittingly trained to kill the President of the United States. Video Board Games were a thing. Alex is playing spooky golf in the metaverse. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_595.mp3 yes Sun, 02 Apr 2023 21:59:01 EST 1:23:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad deals with a landmine of dental questions and conundrums. Alex has a vague study that says people like money or something. Smile-monsters can really wreck a birthday party. We check some more reviews from the astral realm. NPR is more of a vibe than a news source. Brad deals with a landmine of dental questions and conundrums. Alex has a vague study that says people like money or something. Smile-monsters can really wreck a birthday party. We check some more reviews from the astral realm. NPR is more of a vibe than a news source. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_594.mp3 yes Sat, 18 Mar 2023 12:59:01 EST 1:28:49 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Which 80s action star is going to be crowned with the CBS boomer mantle? Alex checks in on the aerobic bungee subculture. We discover a really helpful solution to all the waste that comes from cooking wild pokemon at home when you are on a budget but want to play a game on your lunch break without money. Which 80s action star is going to be crowned with the CBS boomer mantle? Alex checks in on the aerobic bungee subculture. We discover a really helpful solution to all the waste that comes from cooking wild pokemon at home when you are on a budget but want to play a game on your lunch break without money. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_593.mp3 yes Sun, 12 Mar 2023 17:59:01 EST 1:25:42 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Back to apology corner thanks to Meatball Ron. We dicuss the Eli Roth Virtual Valentine’s experience “Be Mine” Brad ventured into a post-apocalyptic movie theater to watch the tension in Dave Bautista’s near exploding shirt in Knock at the Cabin. Alex explores 70s fanfiction about Darth. Back to apology corner thanks to Meatball Ron. We dicuss the Eli Roth Virtual Valentine’s experience “Be Mine” Brad ventured into a post-apocalyptic movie theater to watch the tension in Dave Bautista’s near exploding shirt in Knock at the Cabin. Alex explores 70s fanfiction about Darth. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_592.mp3 yes Fri, 03 Mar 2023 23:59:01 EST 1:44:47 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We have survived the invasion of the secret terror attack balloons. Alex introduces us to some wild new laser technology. Florida launches time travel laws and some new cop cars. We have survived the invasion of the secret terror attack balloons. Alex introduces us to some wild new laser technology. Florida launches time travel laws and some new cop cars. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_591.mp3 yes Sun, 19 Feb 2023 10:00:01 EST 1:34:52 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We drop by apology corner to make amends for some of our mistakes. Brad has watched “There’s Something Wrong with the Children” Let’s all take a look back at a simpler time when Commemorative Plates where things that people paid money for. We drop by apology corner to make amends for some of our mistakes. Brad has watched “There’s Something Wrong with the Children” Let’s all take a look back at a simpler time when Commemorative Plates where things that people paid money for. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_590.mp3 yes Thu, 09 Feb 2023 23:00:01 EST 1:25:53 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Bravehearts don’t play by the rules. Brad went to a haunted mall to see Skinamarink… it certainly is a thing you can do if you want 100 minutes to feel like five hours. Alex updates us on tech that we don’t want to use. We try to work out the difference between hobbits and quarterbacks. Bravehearts don’t play by the rules. Brad went to a haunted mall to see Skinamarink… it certainly is a thing you can do if you want 100 minutes to feel like five hours. Alex updates us on tech that we don’t want to use. We try to work out the difference between hobbits and quarterbacks. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_589.mp3 yes Wed, 01 Feb 2023 18:00:01 EST 1:31:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions New television tech sounds wildly unimpressive. Brad and his new bff M3GAN help a neighbor with their constant medical issues. We check in on Cadmon’s memorial and get further confused by the inspector Gadget family tree. Also… Mormon Jokes! New television tech sounds wildly unimpressive. Brad and his new bff M3GAN help a neighbor with their constant medical issues. We check in on Cadmon’s memorial and get further confused by the inspector Gadget family tree. Also… Mormon Jokes! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_588.mp3 yes Mon, 23 Jan 2023 21:00:01 EST 1:22:33 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We enter 2023 ready to escape into new virtual worlds. Also, Brad’s new neighbor Jair is having a rough week. Luckily we have news about the greatest deals on absolute nonsense. We enter 2023 ready to escape into new virtual worlds. Also, Brad’s new neighbor Jair is having a rough week. Luckily we have news about the greatest deals on absolute nonsense. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_587.mp3 yes Mon, 16 Jan 2023 21:20:01 EST 1:32:57 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We explore the worst high tech bathroom solutions available. Brad reports in on the wildly stupid “Avatar: The Way of Lisa Frank”. Alex uses as AI as a scapegoat to once again get us to listen to his wildly immoral filth. We check in on some end of the 2022 ticked offs! We explore the worst high tech bathroom solutions available. Brad reports in on the wildly stupid “Avatar: The Way of Lisa Frank”. Alex uses as AI as a scapegoat to once again get us to listen to his wildly immoral filth. We check in on some end of the 2022 ticked offs! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_586.mp3 yes Mon, 09 Jan 2023 20:20:01 EST 1:49:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzz! We read some of Alex’s scandalous and wildly inappropriate writings and discuss 2022’s QVC original holiday movie “Holly and the Hot Chocolate” a 66 minute movie that will force us to spend at least 90 minutes discussing the Mayor’s face. Happy Holidayzzz! We read some of Alex’s scandalous and wildly inappropriate writings and discuss 2022’s QVC original holiday movie “Holly and the Hot Chocolate” a 66 minute movie that will force us to spend at least 90 minutes discussing the Mayor’s face. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_585.mp3 yes Tue, 20 Dec 2022 00:15:01 EST 2:04:58 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzz! We are in full celebration mode with all of Omnivore friends. Alex has endured Theoretical Holiday Magicians and Brad is living in the future AKA throwing paper airplanes and watching Unsolved Mysteries. Happy Holidayzz! We are in full celebration mode with all of Omnivore friends. Alex has endured Theoretical Holiday Magicians and Brad is living in the future AKA throwing paper airplanes and watching Unsolved Mysteries. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_584.mp3 yes Tue, 13 Dec 2022 23:30:01 EST 1:15:02 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is continuing his annual tradition of mediocre holiday decorations when not catching up on the latest zine at the company store. Brad is trying to work out the enduring mystery of Cadmon. We find ourselves in Sasebo for a bewildering piece of the puzzle. Alex is continuing his annual tradition of mediocre holiday decorations when not catching up on the latest zine at the company store. Brad is trying to work out the enduring mystery of Cadmon. We find ourselves in Sasebo for a bewildering piece of the puzzle. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_583.mp3 yes Mon, 05 Dec 2022 23:59:01 EST 1:08:02 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is gaming with the Infinaut Brad continues to live in an apartment of unending catastrophe. We check in to give some advice to the Mormons including what to with your foot water at the Golden Corral. Alex is gaming with the Infinaut Brad continues to live in an apartment of unending catastrophe. We check in to give some advice to the Mormons including what to with your foot water at the Golden Corral. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_582.mp3 yes Mon, 28 Nov 2022 22:00:01 EST 1:33:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In our post Halloween episode we are still being haunted by spooky spectres. Alex proposes some wildly controversial and psychotic dish washing theories. Brad is forced into buying bedding out of anxiety. Mao is proven correct once again on the subject of landlords. Keep your ears and eyeballs peeled and sanded for live updates. In our post Halloween episode we are still being haunted by spooky spectres. Alex proposes some wildly controversial and psychotic dish washing theories. Brad is forced into buying bedding out of anxiety. Mao is proven correct once again on the subject of landlords. Keep your ears and eyeballs peeled and sanded for live updates. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_581.mp3 yes Fri, 11 Nov 2022 14:29:01 EST 1:49:41 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is back with the latest spooky updates. Get ready for House Fire Facts, Tech updates, and GrampyTube. We discuss a great episode of the radio show: Suspense! “The House in Cyprus Canyon” From 12/05/46 an eerie tale of Smile Wolves and Table Turning Red Wine. Alex is back with the latest spooky updates. Get ready for House Fire Facts, Tech updates, and GrampyTube. We discuss a great episode of the radio show: Suspense! “The House in Cyprus Canyon” From 12/05/46 an eerie tale of Smile Wolves and Table Turning Red Wine. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_580.mp3 yes Wed, 02 Nov 2022 23:59:01 EST 2:00:08 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Chris joins Brad to open the Lamont Sanford Configuration in this very spooky episode. We discuss Snake Capitalism woes, Rem Lazar, the two crimes that should require prison sentences, and spirits looking for to be re-homed. Baby Henry Cavill and Lance Henriksen are in the wildly manic and kooky Hellraiser: Hellworld. Chris joins Brad to open the Lamont Sanford Configuration in this very spooky episode. We discuss Snake Capitalism woes, Rem Lazar, the two crimes that should require prison sentences, and spirits looking for to be re-homed. Baby Henry Cavill and Lance Henriksen are in the wildly manic and kooky Hellraiser: Hellworld. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_579.mp3 yes Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:00:01 EST 3:21:10 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us as we delve into all of the antics from some truly spooky adventures. Tammy and Dan are here to discuss this year’s amazing behind the scenes unmasking tour of Halloween Horror Nights. Also,we discuss The Haunted Road… an event that occurred. Join us as we delve into all of the antics from some truly spooky adventures. Tammy and Dan are here to discuss this year’s amazing behind the scenes unmasking tour of Halloween Horror Nights. Also,we discuss The Haunted Road… an event that occurred. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_578.mp3 yes Mon, 17 Oct 2022 00:45:01 EST 2:00:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions What could be spookier than a hurricane/flu combo? How to creep into a camp. Phrogger: Hider in my House has descended into absolute madness. If you are looking for a graduation story set in Gaum we have a truly amazing episode for you. What could be spookier than a hurricane/flu combo? How to creep into a camp. Phrogger: Hider in my House has descended into absolute madness. If you are looking for a graduation story set in Gaum we have a truly amazing episode for you. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_577.mp3 yes Thu, 13 Oct 2022 20:30:01 EST 1:31:39 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Shoutout to the girlboss fascist leader in Italy! Shower Phones are here to stay. It’s a pre-hurricane ep full of shenanigans to fill all of your non-scheduled free leisure time. We delve back into the Keyes Family Saga as the search for Cadmon continues. Shoutout to the girlboss fascist leader in Italy! Shower Phones are here to stay. It’s a pre-hurricane ep full of shenanigans to fill all of your non-scheduled free leisure time. We delve back into the Keyes Family Saga as the search for Cadmon continues. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_576.mp3 yes Fri, 07 Oct 2022 23:50:01 EST 1:23:51 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hey Spook Squad, we’re in full post 9/11 holiday mode. Brad breaks down all creepiest of creeps at Halloween Horror Nights including some unlisted monsters that will chill you to your core. Hey Spook Squad, we’re in full post 9/11 holiday mode. Brad breaks down all creepiest of creeps at Halloween Horror Nights including some unlisted monsters that will chill you to your core. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_575.mp3 yes Thu, 22 Sep 2022 21:50:01 EST 1:33:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season by reading some very appropriate materials, discussing some completely useful science facts, and getting conned by the most mediocre event of the season. It’s truly the most magical time of the year. Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season by reading some very appropriate materials, discussing some completely useful science facts, and getting conned by the most mediocre event of the season. It’s truly the most magical time of the year. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_574.mp3 yes Sun, 11 Sep 2022 21:50:01 EST 1:40:23 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Voting in Florida is certainly a thing. We check in on some 90’s suds. Instant Dream Home is a premise that is inherently awful. Dragons are back for some reason. We check in on the all-new, all-just-as-mediocre Creepy Hollows. Voting in Florida is certainly a thing. We check in on some 90’s suds. Instant Dream Home is a premise that is inherently awful. Dragons are back for some reason. We check in on the all-new, all-just-as-mediocre Creepy Hollows. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_573.mp3 yes Fri, 09 Sep 2022 22:50:01 EST 1:21:22 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hope your spook squad is ready to help you with the scary ghost/phrogger that is absolutely in your 500 square foot closet. Are these mix-em-up snacks really working out? Some olds are very ticked off that it’s not possible to buy a sink while you are at a cottage over the phone… or something. Hope your spook squad is ready to help you with the scary ghost/phrogger that is absolutely in your 500 square foot closet. Are these mix-em-up snacks really working out? Some olds are very ticked off that it’s not possible to buy a sink while you are at a cottage over the phone… or something. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_572.mp3 yes Mon, 05 Sep 2022 23:50:01 EST 1:38:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions You don’t have a ghost in your house, it’s something far far worse and it has your toothbrush. Alex reports in on the end of FBOY Island, which remains inexplicable in premise. You don’t have a ghost in your house, it’s something far far worse and it has your toothbrush. Alex reports in on the end of FBOY Island, which remains inexplicable in premise. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_571.mp3 yes Mon, 29 Aug 2022 23:50:01 EST 1:32:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex’s definition of childhood is WILDLY elastic. We check in on our Phrogger pals and super powered comet fighters. The pilot ep of Designing Women which is a bizarre world of terrifying fashions. Alex’s definition of childhood is WILDLY elastic. We check in on our Phrogger pals and super powered comet fighters. The pilot ep of Designing Women which is a bizarre world of terrifying fashions https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_570.mp3 yes Fri, 19 Aug 2022 23:50:01 EST 1:32:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hello fellow rat-like beings and welcome to the Omnivore trials. Ezequiel Alex reports on vacuum cleaner updates. We talk about the first episode of Phrogging: Hider in my House and the current season of FBOY Island. Hello fellow rat-like beings and welcome to the Omnivore trials. Ezequiel Alex reports on vacuum cleaner updates. We talk about the first episode of Phrogging: Hider in my House and the current season of FBOY Island. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_569.mp3 yes Fri, 12 Aug 2022 23:50:01 EST 1:24:09 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has returned from WhiteWasp Island with tales of superstar sport legends and zombies. We delve into some truly brilliant takes from one our greatest political speakers. Alex has returned from WhiteWasp Island with tales of superstar sport legends and zombies. We delve into some truly brilliant takes from one our greatest political speakers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_568.mp3 yes Fri, 05 Aug 2022 20:50:01 EST 1:20:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions While Alex is away cavorting with the elite denizens of white wasp island Tammy and Local News Celeb Dan visit to help stare into the void. Breaking News: A cop falls ill to the vapors after crossing into the same zip code as Fentanyl. We check in on our new newspaper nemesis and meet some people that are TICKED OFF! While Alex is away cavorting with the elite denizens of white wasp island Tammy and Local News Celeb Dan visit to help stare into the void. Breaking News: A cop falls ill to the vapors after crossing into the same zip code as Fentanyl. We check in on our new newspaper nemesis and meet some people that are TICKED OFF! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_567.mp3 yes Mon, 25 Jul 2022 20:50:01 EST 2:13:18 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hooray for Santy Claus! Baz Luhrmann's "Col Tom Parker: The Movie" is everything we could have hoped for. We declare victory over a fallen foe. Alex watches Poltergeist with some soft-as-marshmellow children. Bold Disney scammer wastes a lot time but wins our heart. Hooray for Santy Claus! Baz Luhrmann's "Col Tom Parker: The Movie" is everything we could have hoped for. We declare victory over a fallen foe. Alex watches Poltergeist with some soft-as-marshmellow children. Bold Disney scammer wastes a lot time but wins our heart. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_566.mp3 yes Fri, 15 Jul 2022 23:50:01 EST 1:32:08 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Final Destination came for me, but I fought back. Pestilence, Travel, and Kayaks do make brave and bold attempts. We discuss 2022’s “Old” a movie that is just as chaotic as it is stupid. Can you imagine always having a chair that also makes you look like a loser? Final Destination came for me, but I fought back. Pestilence, Travel, and Kayaks do make brave and bold attempts. We discuss 2022’s “Old” a movie that is just as chaotic as it is stupid. Can you imagine always having a chair that also makes you look like a loser? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_565.mp3 yes Wed, 06 Jul 2022 23:30:01 EST 1:38:10 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Thirteen years strong in this casual episode we learn to make a pizza from the finest of pizza crusts and spices. We meet some salamander ladies that know how to party. Our favorite lying crypto Mayor is faced with another failure. Thirteen years strong in this casual episode we learn to make a pizza from the finest of pizza crusts and spices. We meet some salamander ladies that know how to party. Our favorite lying crypto Mayor is faced with another failure. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_564.mp3 yes Mon, 27 Jun 2022 21:00:01 EST 1:32:41 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Pop the Champagne, it’s a very special episode. Some very weird tales of weird people doing some really really weird shit. It’s weird. Also, we discuss the latest Fringe antics and very questionable Roman home tech. Pop the Champagne, it’s a very special episode. Some very weird tales of weird people doing some really really weird shit. It’s weird. Also, we discuss the latest Fringe antics and very questionable Roman home tech. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_563.mp3 yes Sat, 11 Jun 2022 22:30:01 EST 1:33:31 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It is impossible to enjoy conversations with strangers despite what this fake study says. What does Konshu think of the Mexican Pizza? We discuss T and T 1x21 – “Private Eyes” has Mr. T teaming up with Captain Bennet from Commando to find a kid forced to hideout from the mob because of his garbage father. It is impossible to enjoy conversations with strangers despite what this fake study says. What does Konshu think of the Mexican Pizza? We discuss T and T 1x21 – “Private Eyes” has Mr. T teaming up with Captain Bennet from Commando to find a kid forced to hideout from the mob because of his garbage father. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_562.mp3 yes Sun, 05 Jun 2022 23:00:01 EST 1:44:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Everything is bonkers, but who will be forced to carry the curse? Why is the devil worrying with overdue library books? How is this newspaper editor so wildly incompetent? We discuss T and T 1x20 – “Pros and Cons” wherein Aunt Martha gets conned and we almost have the entire cast. Everything is bonkers, but who will be forced to carry the curse? Why is the devil worrying with overdue library books? How is this newspaper editor so wildly incompetent? We discuss T and T 1x20 – “Pros and Cons” wherein Aunt Martha gets conned and we almost have the entire cast. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_561.mp3 yes Tue, 24 May 2022 20:59:01 EST 1:46:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to a very special episode to honor the 70th birthday of Mr.T with an audio commentary of T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” Welcome to a very special episode to honor the 70th birthday of Mr.T with an audio commentary of T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_560.mp3 yes Sat, 21 May 2022 20:59:01 EST 0:49:02 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Leftist, Mr T, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We discuss who deserves to be going to space. Should Liam Neeson, Joe Biden, and Fast and the Furious Fam be canonically part of the Sony Venom universe? People are Ticked Off! about bingo dining options. We meet a truly terrible father and some fake cops that’s are indistinguishable from real cops in T and T 1x19 “Special Delivery” We discuss who deserves to be going to space. Should Liam Neeson, Joe Biden, and Fast and the Furious Fam be canonically part of the Sony Venom universe? People are Ticked Off! about bingo dining options. We meet a truly terrible father and some fake cops that’s are indistinguishable from real cops in T and T 1x19 “Special Delivery” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_559.mp3 yes Sun, 15 May 2022 15:59:01 EST 1:48:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a casual episode as we discuss the most important issues of our day. Mainly, the status of Alex’s palm tree and if a milkshake is required to defeat the devil. Also, we are now collecting money to find dinosaurs for god(s). It’s a casual episode as we discuss the most important issues of our day. Mainly, the status of Alex’s palm tree and if a milkshake is required to defeat the devil. Also, we are now collecting money to find dinosaurs for god(s). https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_558.mp3 yes Sun, 08 May 2022 18:29:01 EST 1:27:57 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Tammy and Dan join us for a casual episode in which everyone is Ticked Off! At a small-town newspaper editor that just as incompetent in the kitchen as he is wielding a pen. Taco Truck Jellybeans are bad but not as bad as some Fringe shows. We wish Alex success with his palm tree. Tammy and Dan join us for a casual episode in which everyone is Ticked Off! At a small-town newspaper editor that just as incompetent in the kitchen as he is wielding a pen. Taco Truck Jellybeans are bad but not as bad as some Fringe shows. We wish Alex success with his palm tree. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_557.mp3 yes Thu, 28 Apr 2022 19:59:01 EST 2:15:50 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We learn how to get rid of an unwanted tree. Brad discusses the wildly predictable Dr. Michael Morbius: The Movie. T and T 1x18 – “A Victim of Fashion” presents us with a shocking lack of fashion but at least there’s Sophie and Renee. We learn how to get rid of an unwanted tree. Brad discusses the wildly predictable Dr. Michael Morbius: The Movie. T and T 1x18 – “A Victim of Fashion” presents us with a shocking lack of fashion but at least there’s Sophie and Renee. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_556.mp3 yes Mon, 11 Apr 2022 20:59:01 EST 1:42:21 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions People are ticked off at the newspaper in everyone’s favorite segment “Remember Dana Carvey’s” You cannot publish a book that is just summaries of movies to fill our page count. We give some advice to some really creepy weirdos regarding the X-Men. People are ticked off at the newspaper in everyone’s favorite segment “Remember Dana Carvey’s” You cannot publish a book that is just summaries of movies to fill our page count. We give some advice to some really creepy weirdos regarding the X-Men. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_555.mp3 yes Mon, 04 Apr 2022 21:59:01 EST 1:24:05 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Never trust creeps creeping in your house. We take an important look at the exciting matchup in the 1st divisional poetry bracket and check in on some people that do not understand the proper syntax of Ticked Off! Never trust creeps creeping in your house. We take an important look at the exciting matchup in the 1st divisional poetry bracket and check in on some people that do not understand the proper syntax of Ticked Off! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_554.mp3 yes Sun, 27 Mar 2022 22:59:01 EST 1:16:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We catch up on all the news as the entire world has gone insane. What exactly is Tom Hanks doing? Alex brings some shocking news. T and T 1x17 – “The Game” introduces us to the lamest kid in school who is being framed for a series of burglaries and probably deserves it. We catch up on all the news as the entire world has gone insane. What exactly is Tom Hanks doing? Alex brings some shocking news. T and T 1x17 – “The Game” introduces us to the lamest kid in school who is being framed for a series of burglaries and probably deserves it. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_553.mp3 yes Wed, 16 Mar 2022 22:59:01 EST 1:40:19 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We get an update us on Dating via a Glass Monolith: The TV Show. Brad ventures out to find a new front of Newspaper coverage and we meet a new enemy in the form of a wildly incompetent editor. Also parking at the pump out of spite is this seasons hottest trend. We get an update us on Dating via a Glass Monolith: The TV Show. Brad ventures out to find a new front of Newspaper coverage and we meet a new enemy in the form of a wildly incompetent editor. Also parking at the pump out of spite is the hottest trend of the season. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_552.mp3 yes Wed, 09 Mar 2022 20:39:01 EST 1:28:19 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex updates us on the Catholic Church and his undying love of the Andrew Yang Libertarian Grift Podcast. Bobba Fett is a fun ride. People are obviously still ticked off at pump parkers. Alex updates us on the Catholic Church and his undying love of the Andrew Yang Libertarian Grift Podcast. Bobba Fett is a fun ride. People are obviously still ticked off at pump parkers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_551.mp3 yes Wed, 02 Mar 2022 21:59:01 EST 1:37:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions What is lunch? Can anyone solve this ancient riddle? Cincinnati has lost its damn mind. We discuss T and T 1x16 – “Black And White” is all about Detective Jones being a shitty cop and a terrible Husband. Neither of things are even slightly surprising. What is lunch? Can anyone solve this ancient riddle? Cincinnati has lost its damn mind. We discuss T and T 1x16 – “Black And White” is all about Detective Jones being a shitty cop and a terrible Husband. Neither of things are even slightly surprising. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_550.mp3 yes Wed, 23 Feb 2022 20:00:01 EST 1:47:19 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is the same age as a man two years older than him and Brad will remain young forever. Unfortunately, Nazis are everywhere and some of them are getting flirted with in the chat. Clothes and sheets are necessary, Andrew Yang is not. People are still ticked off about gas station etiquette. Alex is the same age as a man two years older than him and Brad will remain young forever. Unfortunately, Nazis are everywhere and some of them are getting flirted with in the chat. Clothes and sheets are necessary, Andrew Yang is not. People are still ticked off about gas station etiquette. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_549.mp3 yes Mon, 14 Feb 2022 19:59:01 EST 1:41:52 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions If you show up at the right place at the right time with the right logo on the right card you might possibly be able to get a Covid test in the 3rd year of a pandemic. Alex has some personality tests from the 30’s. Brad ventures into Omicron country to see MST3k Live and meet some real humans. We check in on Jackson TN and some of its sketchiest scammer residents. If you show up at the right place at the right time with the right logo on the right card you might possibly be able to get a Covid test in the 3rd year of a pandemic. Alex has some personality tests from the 30’s. Brad ventures into Omicron country to see MST3k Live and meet some real humans. We check in on Jackson TN and some of its sketchiest scammer residents. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_548.mp3 yes Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:59:01 EST 1:44:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Don’t talk to a Giraffe until its had its morning coffee. Backwards-Dracula-Sophie finally gets a proper episode in T and T 1x16 "Sophie a la Modem" wherein a Crime gets thwarted by two littles and a curtain-twitcher. And stick around until the end for a wild McDonalds Revelation. Don’t talk to a Giraffe until its had its morning coffee. Backwards-Dracula-Sophie finally gets a proper episode in T and T 1x16 "Sophie a la Modem" wherein a Crime gets thwarted by two littles and a curtain-twitcher. And stick around until the end for a wild McDonalds Revelation. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_547.mp3 yes Wed, 26 Jan 2022 20:59:01 EST 1:44:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has the latest Spotify stats that we didn’t know we had Brad brings some great motivational tips for 2022 and we discuss T and T 1x15 – “Playing with Fire” wherein everyone is completely bonkers and Detective Jones is actively trying to get an innocent girl behind bars. Alex has the latest Spotify stats that we didn’t know we had Brad brings some great motivational tips for 2022 and we discuss T and T 1x15 – “Playing with Fire” wherein everyone is completely bonkers and Detective Jones is actively trying to get an innocent girl behind bars. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_546.mp3 yes Mon, 17 Jan 2022 21:59:01 EST 1:48:29 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on the latest lunar water-based programming. We check in on Ticked Off! And delve into T and T 1x13 – “Sweet Tooth” that really makes us question what a scam is. Alex reports in on the latest lunar water-based programming. We check in on Ticked Off! And delve into T and T 1x13 – “Sweet Tooth” that really makes us question what a scam is. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_545.mp3 yes Mon, 10 Jan 2022 21:59:01 EST 1:25:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We close out 2021 with Solstice merriment a look into the absolute nonsense in Riverdale and we look over the films of 2021 via the Bing Translator. We close out 2021 with Solstice merriment a look into the absolute nonsense in Riverdale and we look over the films of 2021 via the Bing Translator. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_544.mp3 yes Sun, 2 Jan 2022 11:59:01 EST 1:18:43 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzz! Alex is deep in holiday video editing, which is obviously NO EXCUSE for substandard holiday decorations. Mr. T kidnaps/helps latchkey kid Emmanuel Lewis in 1984’s “A Christmas Dream” Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzz! Alex is deep in holiday video editing, which is obviously NO EXCUSE for substandard holiday decorations. Mr. T kidnaps/helps latchkey kid Emmanuel Lewis in 1984’s “A Christmas Dream” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_543.mp3 yes Thu, 23 Dec 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:46:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzzz! We further discuss the enraging documentary “The Fight Before Christmas” and return to the bewildering Netflix/Hudgensverse with “The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star” Happy Holidayzzzzzzzz! We further discuss the enraging documentary “The Fight Before Christmas” and return to the bewildering Netflix/Hudgensverse with “The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_542.mp3 yes Sun, 19 Dec 2021 21:59:01 EST 1:54:43 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzz! Welcome bravehearts, in this episode we give some solid notes of constructive criticism as well question what sort of criminals are lurking everywhere. Happy Holidayzzzzzz! Welcome bravehearts, in this episode we give some solid notes of constructive criticism as well question what sort of criminals are lurking everywhere. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_541.mp3 yes Wed, 08 Dec 2021 20:59:01 EST 1:17:43 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzz! Tammy and Dan join the festivities as we get the latest controversial bird news and learn about the Mystical Ancient Aledo Merfolk and take time to give some tips to a teacher regarding the tone of the tale of terrible Tom and Tammy. Happy Holidayzzzz! Tammy and Dan join the festivities as we get the latest controversial bird news and learn about the Mystical Ancient Aledo Merfolk and take time to give some tips to a teacher regarding the tone of the tale of terrible Tom and Tammy. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_540.mp3 yes Sat, 04 Dec 2021 12:59:01 EST 2:12:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzz friends. Join us as we do not review the Secretary Mayor Pete Doc. Was Supergirl written by Alex Jones as a PsyOp? The Dune movie really captures the fact that the book is largely about describing floating lamps and knives. T and T 1x12 “Killing Time” is weirdly dark and possible includes Mr. T murdering a guy. But it has some really solid camel statues. Happy Holidayzz friends. Join us as we do not review the Secretary Mayor Pete Doc. Was Supergirl written by Alex Jones as a PsyOp? The Dune movie really captures the fact that the book is largely about describing floating lamps and knives. T and T 1x12 “Killing Time” is weirdly dark and possible includes Mr. T murdering a guy. But it has some really solid camel statues. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_539.mp3 yes Sat, 27 Nov 2021 21:59:01 EST 1:43:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Do you have elves in your family tree? What about Trolls? What about beloved comic book character Pip the Troll? Who wins in a fight between psychics and puppets? Do Hallmark movies Tick You Off? We have many questions and possibly some answers within. Do you have elves in your family tree? What about Trolls? What about beloved comic book character Pip the Troll? Who wins in a fight between psychics and puppets? Do Hallmark movies Tick You Off? We have many questions and possibly some answers within. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_538.mp3 yes Wed, 17 Nov 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:24:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex debuts his new wedding review/price breakdown show. Dan joins us to help breakdown the events of 17hrs worth of very sticky nonflammable Halloween shenanigans. Alex debuts his new wedding review/price breakdown show. Dan joins us to help breakdown the events of 17hrs worth of very sticky nonflammable Halloween shenanigans. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_537.mp3 yes Wed, 10 Nov 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:43:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a spookily casual episode. We propose a solution to the gun issue that should make most accidents a thing of the past. Also, the Mormons enter Kaku territory, Moon Angels are on sale, and people are ticked off about stamps. It’s a spookily casual episode. We propose a solution to the gun issue that should make most accidents a thing of the past. Also, the Mormons enter Kaku territory, Moon Angels are on sale, and people are ticked off about stamps. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_536.mp3 yes Thu, 04 Nov 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:40:31 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome spooky citizens. Dan and Brad report from the Haunted Road 2021. Alex attempts to navigate the not so haunted roads of Chicago with his trusty roll of duct tape. The devil is back to get Mr. Roark’s soul in Fantasy Island 5x02 "The Devil and Mr. Roarke" / "Ziegfeld Girls" / "Kid Corey Rides Again" Welcome spooky citizens. Dan and Brad report from the Haunted Road 2021. Alex attempts to navigate the not so haunted roads of Chicago with his trusty roll of duct tape. The devil is back to get Mr. Roark’s soul in Fantasy Island 5x02 "The Devil and Mr. Roarke" / "Ziegfeld Girls" / "Kid Corey Rides Again" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_535.mp3 yes Thu, 28 Oct 2021 23:59:01 EST 2:12:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Chris joins us for an extra spooky episode filled with terrors. We have important creepy shopping updates as well as some long awaited ticked-offs. Brad has seen “Lamb” and is now willing to raise a lamb-child. Lance Henriksen is grizzled cop being menaced by the electricity ghost/Freddy Kruger knock-off of a serial killer he sent to the chair in “House III: The Horror Show”. Chris joins us for an extra spooky episode filled with terrors. We have important creepy shopping updates as well as some long awaited ticked-offs. Brad has seen “Lamb” and is now willing to raise a lamb-child. Lance Henriksen is grizzled cop being menaced by the electricity ghost/Freddy Kruger knock-off of a serial killer he sent to the chair in “House III: The Horror Show”. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_534.mp3 yes Thu, 21 Oct 2021 22:59:01 EST 3:29:54 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for tales of terror from the icy corners of the internet and dangerous haunted house employees. We venture into a very spooky episode of Fantasy Island 4x01 "The Devil and Mandy Breem" / "Instant Millionaire" in which Ricardo Montalbán fights the Devil (Roddy McDowall). We ask the question we’ve all been wondering, why are there cops on Fantasy Island? Join us for tales of terror from the icy corners of the internet and dangerous haunted house employees. We venture into a very spooky episode of Fantasy Island 4x01 "The Devil and Mandy Breem" / "Instant Millionaire" in which Ricardo Montalbán fights the Devil (Roddy McDowall). We ask the question we’ve all been wondering, why are there cops on Fantasy Island? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_533.mp3 yes Thu, 14 Oct 2021 10:59:01 EST 1:46:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to spooky season. Alex has terrifying tales of Squid Games, Circles, and Space Emperors. Brad breaks down all the sports. Nobody understands what a reboot is. There are some powerful sales at our favorite website and we discover paranormal cat toys. Welcome to spooky season. Alex has terrifying tales of Squid Games, Circles, and Space Emperors. Brad breaks down all the sports. Nobody understands what a reboot is. There are some powerful sales at our favorite website and we discover paranormal cat toys. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_532.mp3 yes Tue, 05 Oct 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:35:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Breaking News: Music is cancelled. Alex finds a book that might be too much about robots. Brad gets bamboozled. We discuss the latest creepy offerings and some people are ticked off! Breaking News: Music is cancelled. Alex finds a book that might be too much about robots. Brad gets bamboozled. We discuss the latest creepy offerings and some people are ticked off! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_531.mp3 yes Wed, 29 Sep 2021 20:59:01 EST 1:32:16 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jeremy Renner remains to be a famous actor for some reason did he make a deal with the devil or is it some sort of pyramid scheme? The world may never know. In T and T 1x11 “Junkyard Blues” Amy/Amanda has her car stolen and we meet the successful voice actor ever. Jeremy Renner remains to be a famous actor for some reason did he make a deal with the devil or is it some sort of pyramid scheme? The world may never know. In T and T 1x11 “Junkyard Blues” Amy/Amanda has her car stolen and we meet the successful voice actor ever. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_530.mp3 yes Mon, 20 Sep 2021 19:59:01 EST 1:42:12 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season with a full report on all our spooky friends at Halloween Horror Nights and our favorite creepy boutique of nonsense. This podcast is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan. Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season with a full report on all our spooky friends at Halloween Horror Nights and our favorite creepy boutique of nonsense. This podcast is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_529.mp3 yes Sat, 11 Sep 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:36:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions What is your go to go to holiday destination in New York? Brad meets a slew of new creepy friends in the entirely questionable Crypt Monster Universe, including Look-See a monster that kills sadsacks. T and T 1x10 "The Latest Development” makes us question child labor laws and Sophie dresses like a racecar bed. What is your go to go to holiday destination in New York? Brad meets a slew of new creepy friends in the entirely questionable Crypt Monster Universe, including Look-See a monster that kills sadsacks. T and T 1x10 "The Latest Development” makes us question child labor laws and Sophie dresses like a racecar bed. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_528.mp3 yes Tue, 07 Sep 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:48:55 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We check back in on even more deals from our creepiest of pals. How will you spend 10k on spooks and spirits? Why are scientists denying monkey’s their treat jackpots? A baffling T and T 1x09 "On Ice" brings us a lot of questions about hockey and Canadian Law. We check back in on even more deals from our creepiest of pals. How will you spend 10k on spooks and spirits? Why are scientists denying monkey’s their treat jackpots? A baffling T and T 1x09 "On Ice" brings us a lot of questions about hockey and Canadian Law. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_527.mp3 yes Wed, 01 Sep 2021 22:29:01 EST 1:43:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Tammy and Dan join us for a casual ep. The proper Halloween season is upon us and the theme parks are filled with creeps, monsters, ghouls, and sketchy vloggers. Our favorite website is selling you a wish making subscription service and also has some great vaguely described customer appreciation gifts. We learn some new bird facts and play a new JCVD based game. Tammy and Dan join us for a casual ep. The proper Halloween season is upon us and the theme parks are filled with creeps, monsters, ghouls, and sketchy vloggers. Our favorite website is selling you a wish making subscription service and also has some great vaguely described customer appreciation gifts. We learn some new bird facts and play a new JCVD based game. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_526.mp3 yes Mon, 23 Aug 2021 20:29:01 EST 2:07:42 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex relates a tale of suspect firemen and proper travel dining. Brad has seen Suicide Squad and the Green Knight and fully understands the ending of both without the assistance of lunatics on the internet. What happens to a fuckboy deferred? Alex relates a tale of suspect firemen and proper travel dining. Brad has seen Suicide Squad and the Green Knight and fully understands the ending of both without the assistance of lunatics on the internet. What happens to a fuckboy deferred? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_525.mp3 yes Tue, 17 Aug 2021 17:29:01 EST 1:31:59 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Have you fully washed and dried your bathtub mat lately? How’s your intelligent soap dispenser? Is everything in your bathroom insane? Alex is back from WhiteWasp Island and Brad is deep in a youtube doc K-Hole. Luckily, we aren’t adults overly invested in baby cartoons or basketball games. Have you fully washed and dried your bathtub mat lately? How’s your intelligent soap dispenser? Is everything in your bathroom insane? Alex is back from WhiteWasp Island and Brad is deep in a youtube doc K-Hole. Luckily, we aren’t adults overly invested in baby cartoons or basketball games. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_524.mp3 yes Wed, 11 Aug 2021 22:29:01 EST 1:41:30 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Leftist, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Tammy and Dan are here to celebrate the Creepy Hollows Christmas in July Sale. We take a look at the worst father of the year and also the worst book that was ever forced on school children. There is a battle of quotes in JCVD vs VJ and a lot of people are TICKED OFF! Tammy and Dan are here to celebrate the Creepy Hollows Christmas in July Sale. We take a look at the worst father of the year and also the worst book that was ever forced on school children. There is a battle of quotes in JCVD vs VJ and a lot of people are TICKED OFF! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_523.mp3 yes Sun, 01 Aug 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:48:52 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to a casual summer episode. Has butt-kicker technology gone too far? Brad has watched 2018’s “Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich” which is a confounding entry in Puppet Master cannon filled with weird choices. Will our Florida be Fauci-ed? And if it is, will we be Ticked Off? Welcome to a casual summer episode. Has butt-kicker technology gone too far? Brad has watched 2018’s “Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich” which is a confounding entry in Puppet Master cannon filled with weird choices. Will our Florida be Fauci-ed? And if it is, will we be Ticked Off? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_522.mp3 yes Sun, 25 Jul 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:29:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Chris joins us with a new round of Guided by Parents. Alex has watched “The Tomorrow War” and Brad has lived in “The Forever Purge” In T and T 1x08 "And Baby Makes Nine" it turns out plotting to pawn your baby is not a great idea. Also this meth daddy deserves worse. Chris joins us with a new round of Guided by Parents. Alex has watched “The Tomorrow War” and Brad has lived in “The Forever Purge” In T and T 1x08 "And Baby Makes Nine" it turns out plotting to pawn your baby is not a great idea. Also this meth daddy deserves worse. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_521.mp3 yes Tue, 13 Jul 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:56:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The world is a nightmare so enjoy this casual episode. Brad has seen “Fast 9” and latest very problematic entry into “The Conjuring” franchise. Following up on his very credible bird migration history, Alex reports on the “first invention to EVER tackle weight loss”. We help the Mormons with their parenting problems and try to unravel the mystery of the power triangle. The world is a nightmare so enjoy this casual episode. Brad has seen “Fast 9” and latest very problematic entry into “The Conjuring” franchise. Following up on his very credible bird migration history, Alex reports on the “first invention to EVER tackle weight loss”. We help the Mormons with their parenting problems and try to unravel the mystery of the power triangle. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_520.mp3 yes Mon, 05 Jul 2021 21:59:01 EST 1:26:10 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s summer and it’s very hot so we are having a casual episode. Amazon halo is stupid ugly garbage for idiots. Alex has visited Jackson TN. We check in on the Mormons who are dealing with some real insanity and creepy hollows is selling garbage from the future. It’s summer and it’s very hot so we are having a casual episode. Amazon halo is stupid ugly garbage for idiots. Alex has visited Jackson TN. We check in on the Mormons who are dealing with some real insanity and creepy hollows is selling garbage from the future. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_519.mp3 yes Tue, 29 Jun 2021 21:59:01 EST 1:24:51 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Check your pupil size before listening. Alex has some extremely dubious information about birds. Weddings are weird. We finally meet Sopie/Sophie in T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” which is by far the single greatest 23 minutes in television history. Mr. T and The Fat Boys help an old man who is robbing grocery stores. Check your pupil size before listening. Alex has some extremely dubious information about birds. Weddings are weird. We finally meet Sopie/Sophie in T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” which is by far the single greatest 23 minutes in television history. Mr. T and The Fat Boys help an old man who is robbing grocery stores. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_518.mp3 yes Tue, 15 Jun 2021 19:59:01 EST 2:48:09 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Aliens aren’t real and neither is a deep fake map. A lot of people are ticked off and vacuum hoses are way to tricky. Sophie/Sopie remains missing in T and T 1x06 “Something in the Air” wherein a rich polo shirt wearing asshole becomes a frantic bomber in an elaborate plot to thwart PJ the DJ. Aliens aren’t real and neither is a deep fake map. A lot of people are ticked off and vacuum hoses are way to tricky. Sophie/Sopie remains missing in T and T 1x06 “Something in the Air” wherein a rich polo shirt wearing asshole becomes a frantic bomber in an elaborate plot to thwart PJ the DJ. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_517.mp3 yes Mon, 07 Jun 2021 23:59:01 EST 1:48:09 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Would you save the life of an imperialist murderer or a lovable cartoon character? Spoiler alert: a lot of people are choosing the wrong answer. We’re continue to leave a candle in the window for Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x05 “The Drop” a 13-year-old is going to be charged as an adult for delivering sweepstakes envelopes. Would you save the life of an imperialist murderer or a lovable cartoon character? Spoiler alert: a lot of people are choosing the wrong answer. We’re continue to leave a candle in the window for Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x05 “The Drop” a 13-year-old is going to be charged as an adult for delivering sweepstakes envelopes. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_516.mp3 yes Mon, 31 May 2021 22:30:01 EST 1:44:09 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad reports in on the latest in doctor and postal drama. Alex has some Human vs Animal match-ups that seem wildly overconfident. We’re still waiting for Aunt Martha and Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x04 “Stowaway” in which a would-be Ocean Boy is the victim of kidnapping by weapons smugglers. Brad reports in on the latest in doctor and postal drama. Alex has some Human vs Animal match-ups that seem wildly overconfident. We’re still waiting for Aunt Martha and Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x04 “Stowaway” in which a would-be Ocean Boy is the victim of kidnapping by weapons smugglers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_515.mp3 yes Mon, 24 May 2021 23:50:01 EST 1:36:16 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex wants to see Covid patients attacked by bees. Brad has many thoughts on “Falcon can’t get a loan but is still fighting for capitalist imperialism: the tv show”. Mr. T’s birth month continues with T and T 1x03 “Settling the Score” wherein we learn the story of Mr. T’s framing, save a boxer’s license, meet a racist cop and continue to not feature Sophie or Aunt Martha. Alex wants to see Covid patients attacked by bees. Brad has many thoughts on “Falcon can’t get a loan but is still fighting for capitalist imperialism: the tv show”. Mr. T’s birth month continues with T and T 1x03 “Settling the Score” wherein we learn the story of Mr. T’s framing, save a boxer’s license, meet a racist cop and continue to not feature Sophie or Aunt Martha. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_514.mp3 yes Mon, 17 May 2021 23:50:01 EST 1:28:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on a completely unbelievable television premise and Brad finds an extremely specific Youtube channel. We continue to celebrate the birth month of Mr. T with T and T 1x02 “Mug Shot” in which a truly unnecessary criminal scheme is busted but the fashion crimes go unpunished. Alex reports in on a completely unbelievable television premise and Brad finds an extremely specific Youtube channel. We continue to celebrate the birth month of Mr. T with T and T 1x02 “Mug Shot” in which a truly unnecessary criminal scheme is busted but the fashion crimes go unpunished. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_513.mp3 yes Mon, 10 May 2021 21:45:01 EST 1:42:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex presents a questionable study and Brad is done with his doctor’s office. We begin to celebrate the birth month of Mr. T with the Canadian produced T and T 1x01 “Extortion in Chinatown” an insanely fast paced lesson on the dangers of placing cans too high and why not to water down siracha. Alex presents a questionable study and Brad is done with his doctor’s office. We begin to celebrate the birth month of Mr. T with the Canadian produced T and T 1x01 “Extortion in Chinatown” an insanely fast paced lesson on the dangers of placing cans too high and why not to water down siracha. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_512.mp3 yes Tue, 04 May 2021 07:00:01 EST 1:42:26 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Lance Bass Catfishing requires people to remember who the fuck Lance Bass is. Jerk psychics are asking inappropriate questions at city hall/the sight of a terrible drowning. “Star” of Ancient Aliens and physicist –theoretically, Michio Kaku, is at it again. Also more Ticked Off! Lance Bass Catfishing requires people to remember who the fuck Lance Bass is. Jerk psychics are asking inappropriate questions at city hall/the sight of a terrible drowning. “Star” of Ancient Aliens and physicist –theoretically, Michio Kaku, is at it again. Also more Ticked Off! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_511.mp3 yes Sun, 25 Apr 2021 16:45:01 EST 1:27:18 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is very interested in measuring electricity via donut. Brad is very excited about his soon-to-be step royal grandchildren. We help some Mormons who are having some real “deep” thoughts about Physics and the morality of other people’s iced coffee. Also “Ticked Off” remains amazing. Alex is very interested in measuring electricity via donut. Brad is very excited about his soon-to-be step royal grandchildren. We help some Mormons who are having some real “deep” thoughts about Physics and the morality of other people’s iced coffee. Also “Ticked Off” remains amazing. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_510.mp3 yes Sun, 18 Apr 2021 12:15:01 EST 1:25:41 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is spreading the story of Jesus and time traveling rabbits. Brad has watched the HBO QAnon documentary “Q: Into the Storm” and a lot of people are Ticked Off at some real losers. Alex is spreading the story of Jesus and time traveling rabbits. Brad has watched the HBO QAnon documentary “Q: Into the Storm” and a lot of people are Ticked Off at some real losers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_509.mp3 yes Tue, 13 Apr 2021 19:45:01 EST 1:26:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Yes, people are still “Ticked Off!” including the people that were getting vaccinated with Alex. Pepsi is going big on mango in what is sure to be a wild failure. We discuss a shockingly entertaining four hour super hero film and a dismally boring 49 minutes of Falcon applying for a loan whilst infecting people with food poisoning. Yes, people are still “Ticked Off!” including the people that were getting vaccinated with Alex. Pepsi is going big on mango in what is sure to be a wild failure. We discuss a shockingly entertaining four hour super hero film and a dismally boring 49 minutes of Falcon applying for a loan whilst infecting people with food poisoning. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_508.mp3 yes Mon, 29 Mar 2021 00:00:01 EST 1:26:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your favorite hot soda and enjoy this latest episode. Finally we understand that Alex’s racially insensitive remarks were the result of his microphone being on whilst being diabetic. Space scrappers vs The FBI was sadly not a hit. Brad’s algorithms are once again very specific and very wrong. We check back in on old people twitter AKA “Ticked Off!” Grab your favorite hot soda and enjoy this latest episode. Finally we understand that Alex’s racially insensitive remarks were the result of his microphone being on whilst being diabetic. Space scrappers vs The FBI was sadly not a hit. Brad’s algorithms are once again very specific and very wrong. We check back in on old people twitter AKA “Ticked Off!” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_507.mp3 yes Tue, 23 Mar 2021 10:00:01 EST 1:21:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We discuss a dog cult founded on spite, lies about Monopoly studies and Florida’s ambitious new plan for debt forgiveness. “Murder among the Mormons” is a super bonkers documentary. A lot of people are visiting malls and restaurants which leads podcast hosts to being TICKED OFF! We discuss a dog cult founded on spite, lies about Monopoly studies and Florida’s ambitious new plan for debt forgiveness. “Murder among the Mormons” is a super bonkers documentary. A lot of people are visiting malls and restaurants which leads podcast hosts to being TICKED OFF! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_506.mp3 yes Thu, 18 Mar 2021 19:00:01 EST 1:40:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Gatorade has designed a product to tell you when you should buy Gatorade and how much. We check in with some local newspapers to find out who’s ticked off and help some Mormons with their Mexican food and solve a real werewolf mystery. Gatorade has designed a product to tell you when you should buy Gatorade and how much. We check in with some local newspapers to find out who’s ticked off and help some Mormons with their Mexican food and solve a real werewolf mystery. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_505.mp3 yes Sun, 07 Mar 2021 23:30:01 EST 1:31:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Ladies and Gentlemen, we very well might have uncovered the most idiotic thing on the internet and nothing will ever be the same. Also, Biden’s opening child concentration camps and not sending $2000 checks. Ladies and Gentlemen, we very well might have uncovered the most idiotic thing on the internet and nothing will ever be the same. Also, Biden’s opening child concentration camps and not sending $2000 checks. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_504.mp3 yes Tue, 02 Mar 2021 00:00:01 EST 1:24:41 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your favorite breakfast tartar sauce and your 6 best lathes and enjoy this wild new episode. We discuss the two hour 1986 pilot movie “Outlaws” in which cowboys time travel from the “good-ole days” to the horrible morally bankrupt modern era filled with stupid awful young people that are ALWAYS WRONG. Grab your favorite breakfast tartar sauce and your 6 best lathes and enjoy this wild new episode. We discuss the two hour 1986 pilot movie “Outlaws” in which cowboys time travel from the “good-ole days” to the horrible morally bankrupt modern era filled with stupid awful young people that are ALWAYS WRONG. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_503.mp3 yes Wed, 17 Feb 2021 21:30:59 EST 3:06:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We finally get to some delayed ep 500 fears. Brad is investing his dogecoin wins into a giant black box that somehow fit into his car. Alex discovers a “subculture” of people that are gross parents. Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time” does have a surprising lack of portals of time, but there is Ursa, Uncle Phil, and Kari Wuhrer. We finally get to some delayed ep 500 fears. Brad is investing his dogecoin wins into a giant black box that somehow fit into his car. Alex discovers a “subculture” of people that are gross parents. Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time” does have a surprising lack of portals of time, but there is Ursa, Uncle Phil, and Kari Wuhrer. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_502.mp3 yes Tue, 09 Feb 2021 12:20:59 EST 2:39:47 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Kellyanne Conway belongs in prison. Ghost Restaurants are haunting your local eateries. We discuss the 1987 “Masters of the Universe” starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and a genuinely repulsive troll. Kellyanne Conway belongs in prison. Ghost Restaurants are haunting your local eateries. We discuss the 1987 “Masters of the Universe” starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and a genuinely repulsive troll. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_501.mp3 yes Thu, 04 Feb 2021 23:45:59 EST 3:03:50 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s our 500th episode and we take a moment to enjoy some old games and new. Brad has seen “Locked Down” and Alex has seen “Tenet” We delve into the Hasselhoff masterpiece 1998’s Nick Fury Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. which has dialogue like molasses and a surprising amount of Marvel continuity and Alex attempts to explain what a comic book is. It’s our 500th episode and we take a moment to enjoy some old games and new. Brad has seen “Locked Down” and Alex has seen “Tenet” We delve into the Hasselhoff masterpiece 1998’s Nick Fury Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. which has dialogue like molasses and a surprising amount of Marvel continuity and Alex attempts to explain what a comic book is. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_500.mp3 yes Mon, 25 Jan 2021 23:58:59 EST 2:59:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions On the cusp of 500 episodes, we take a look at what is clearly one of the most ridiculous days in American History. What self-respecting revolution involves prank calls? Also, damn kids are on my lawn and running under foot. On the cusp of 500 episodes, we take a look at what is clearly one of the most ridiculous days in American History. What self-respecting revolution involves prank calls? Also, damn kids are on my lawn and running under foot. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_499.mp3 yes Mon, 18 Jan 2021 20:49:59 EST 1:59:58 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for this episode in which nothing will fundamentally change and there is Fwee-dom for all. We discover the shocking truth behind our favorite paranormal grift shop/forums as told by their completely unbiased owners and learn about the laziest new pizza innovation. Join us for this episode in which nothing will fundamentally change and there is Fwee-dom for all. We discover the shocking truth behind our favorite paranormal grift shop/forums as told by their completely unbiased owners and learn about the laziest new pizza innovation. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_498.mp3 yes Mon, 11 Jan 2021 23:58:59 EST 1:34:57 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Come see the kinetic action of this new episode. We are still taking ideas for episode 500. But for now we are examining tourism slogans and discussing the increasingly awful Wonder Woman 1984. We meet a new friend that is better than all those cabin haters on youtube. Come see the kinetic action of this new episode. We are still taking ideas for episode 500. But for now we are examining tourism slogans and discussing the increasingly awful Wonder Woman 1984. We meet a new friend that is better than all those cabin haters on youtube. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_497.mp3 yes Wed, 06 Jan 2021 23:59:59 EST 2:01:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us as we rapidly race towards episode 500 without a plan. As the holidays are in full force, we celebrate giant-book solstice and learn our true Mormon Enemy Identities and give some advice. Join us as we rapidly race towards episode 500 without a plan. As the holidays are in full force, we celebrate giant-book solstice and learn our true Mormon Enemy Identities and give some advice. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_496.mp3 yes Wed, 30 Dec 2020 00:01:59 EST 1:59:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzz Alex is a professional bulb changer and Brad is baking all the things. We give some advice to a complete loser that in no way has anything to worry about. There is some questionable Pepsi news. We discuss Netflix’s 2020 Holiday entry “Princess Switch: Switched Again” sequel to the film we discussed in ep 390 Happy Holidayzzzzz Alex is a professional bulb changer and Brad is baking all the things. We give some advice to a complete loser that in no way has anything to worry about. There is some questionable Pepsi news. We discuss Netflix’s 2020 Holiday entry “Princess Switch: Switched Again” sequel to the film we discussed in ep 390 https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_495.mp3 yes Mon, 21 Dec 2020 00:01:59 EST 2:19:21 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We break out some completely unshocking cop facts and propose a well-reasoned solution. We discuss 1978’s Taxi 1x13 “A Full House for Christmas” wherein everything is low-key depressing and there are 50 endings to make up for the lack of Andy Kauffman. We break out some completely unshocking cop facts and propose a well-reasoned solution. We discuss 1978’s Taxi 1x13 “A Full House for Christmas” wherein everything is low-key depressing and there are 50 endings to make up for the lack of Andy Kauffman. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_494.mp3 yes Mon, 14 Dec 2020 23:29:59 EST 1:55:23 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a post black Friday spectacular as we get an update on snatchable new pals and try to understand star trek roommate scenarios. We discuss 1988’s The Wonder Years 2x03 “Christmas” in which a family tries to guilt their father into buying a color TV until he has a complete psychotic break. It’s a post black Friday spectacular as we get an update on snatchable new pals and try to understand star trek roommate scenarios. We discuss 1988’s The Wonder Years 2x03 “Christmas” in which a family tries to guilt their father into buying a color TV until he has a complete psychotic break. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_493.mp3 yes Mon, 07 Dec 2020 19:29:59 EST 2:05:56 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Chris joins us for an action-packed episode in which we discuss inventions, games, and oven settings. We discuss the 1973 film “Pscychomania” in which some rabblerousing “teens” commit suicide to attain immortality via sheer willpower and/or a magic frog. Chris joins us for an action-packed episode in which we discuss inventions, games, and oven settings. We discuss the 1973 film “Pscychomania” in which some rabblerousing “teens” commit suicide to attain immortality via sheer willpower and/or a magic frog https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_492.mp3 yes Wed, 02 Dec 2020 23:57:59 EST 3:02:53 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a casual episode for important pre-thanksgiving food quizzes that are not commercials for chain restaurants. We give some advice to absolute monsters and try to figure out what the upper limit of book purchases should be in quarantine-times. It’s a casual episode for important pre-thanksgiving food quizzes that are not commercials for chain restaurants. We give some advice to absolute monsters and try to figure out what the upper limit of book purchases should be in quarantine-times. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_491.mp3 yes Tue, 17 Nov 2020 00:25:59 EST 1:55:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a Post-Halloween, Post-Election, casual episode. Relax as we give advice to some old friends and discuss all of our latest spooky ventures. It’s a Post-Halloween, Post-Election, casual episode. Relax as we give advice to some old friends and discuss all of our latest spooky ventures. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_490.mp3 yes Wed, 11 Nov 2020 12:29:59 EST 1:29:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Prepare for horrors as Alex falls into a deep fog as his very memories are stollen from him. We learn about Egyptian Book of the Dead Vampire grifts and endure the terrifyingly awful 1987 “Bride of Boogedy” Prepare for horrors as Alex falls into a deep fog as his very memories are stollen from him. We learn about Egyptian Book of the Dead Vampire grifts and endure the terrifyingly awful 1987 “Bride of Boogedy” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_489.mp3 yes Sat, 31 Oct 2020 13:14:59 EST 2:16:26 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad ventures out of the safety of quarantine to do intrepid Halloween reporting and also tries to explain the highly unexplainable “Highlander 2: The Quickening”. We unearth the barely watchable 1986 made-for-tv movie/failed pilot “Mr. Boogedy”. Brad ventures out of the safety of quarantine to do intrepid Halloween reporting and also tries to explain the highly unexplainable “Highlander 2: The Quickening”. We unearth the barely watchable 1986 made-for-tv movie/failed pilot “Mr. Boogedy”. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_488.mp3 yes Tue, 27 Oct 2020 18:14:59 EST 2:06:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us as we delve into the final debate of the 2020 Presidential cycle. We uncover the reason the My Pillow guy is supporting Trump. See you chumps in a few years. Join us as we delve into the final debate of the 2020 Presidential cycle. We uncover the reason the My Pillow guy is supporting Trump. See you chumps in a few years. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_487.mp3 yes Fri, 23 Oct 2020 09:50:59 EST 2:03:01 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a real spooky party as we answer a call for advice most terrifying and play a game of evaluating the worth of celebrities. We discuss the season two premiere episode “The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Meet Dracula” wherein Paul Williams, Bernie Taupin, and Lorne Green are hanging around Transylvania with our favorite mystery solvers. It’s a real spooky party as we answer a call for advice most terrifying and play a game of evaluating the worth of celebrities. We discuss the season two premiere episode “The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Meet Dracula” wherein Paul Williams, Bernie Taupin, and Lorne Green are hanging around Transylvania with our favorite mystery solvers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_486.mp3 yes Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:50:59 EST 2:44:01 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s spooky times as we discuss the terrors lurking (or not lurking) in your local Costco. Brad reports in from the Haunted Road and we watch Tales From the Crypt 2x10” "The Ventriloquist's Dummy" in which Bobcat Goldthwait and Don Rickles are ventriloquists at the worst club ever. It’s spooky times as we discuss the terrors lurking (or not lurking) in your local Costco. Brad reports in from the Haunted Road and we watch Tales From the Crypt 2x10” "The Ventriloquist's Dummy" in which Bobcat Goldthwait and Don Rickles are ventriloquists at the worst club ever. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_485.mp3 yes Sun, 11 Oct 2020 19:30:59 EST 0:51:31 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join Alex, Brad, Tammy and Dan as we watch the wildly painful Harris/Pence VP debate and rejoice as we celebrate a fly and dismiss a child.(10/08/20) Join Alex, Brad, Tammy and Dan as we watch the wildly painful Harris/Pence VP debate and rejoice as we celebrate a fly and dismiss a child.(10/08/20) https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_484.mp3 yes Thu, 08 Oct 2020 01:30:59 EST 1:48:53 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join Alex, Brad, Tammy and Dan as we endure absolute chaos as two complete lunatics ramble about how much they have in common in the first Biden/Trump debate (09/29/20) Join Alex, Brad, Tammy and Dan as we endure absolute chaos as two complete lunatics ramble about how much they have in common in the first Biden/Trump debate (09/29/20) https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_483.mp3 yes Wed, 30 Sep 2020 00:45:59 EST 2:00:22 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Casual September continues as we answer gargoyle questions and makes some requests from our time traveler listeners. Alex’s resistance to getting a dog is inexcusable and clearly jeopardizing his family’s well-being. We enjoy possibly the greatest episode of Johnny Carson’s tonight show ever. Casual September continues as we answer gargoyle questions and makes some requests from our time traveler listeners. Alex’s resistance to getting a dog is inexcusable and clearly jeopardizing his family’s well-being. We enjoy possibly the greatest episode of Johnny Carson’s tonight show ever. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_482.mp3 yes Mon, 28 Sep 2020 00:19:59 EST 1:49:45 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We’re so sorry you had to wait for this episode of weird tactics and weirder faces. We are fighting against Stallone with an innovative fail-proof agenda and giving advice on the subject of thoughtforms and Servators. We’re so sorry you had to wait for this episode of weird tactics and weirder faces. We are fighting against Stallone with an innovative fail-proof agenda and giving advice on the subject of thoughtforms and Servators. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_481.mp3 yes Tue, 22 Sep 2020 18:00:59 EST 2:02:28 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is back from White Wasp Island just in time to forget about a major national tragedy. Brad is appropriately curled into the fetal position watching “Unwell” on Netflix. Also we learn about the amazing grift that is spirit keeping. Alex is back from White Wasp Island just in time to forget about a major national tragedy. Brad is appropriately curled into the fetal position watching “Unwell” on Netflix. Also we learn about the amazing grift that is spirit keeping. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_480.mp3 yes Fri, 11 Sep 2020 08:00:59 EST 2:13:22 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions As Alex preps for vacation we travel back in time to delve into some 1965 restaurant menus via Vincent Price and try to help women of the 50’s find a husband. Also, former Mormons and shadow people are in need of help. As Alex preps for vacation we travel back in time to delve into some 1965 restaurant menus via Vincent Price and try to help women of the 50’s find a husband. Also, former Mormons and shadow people are in need of help. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_479.mp3 yes Sun, 06 Sep 2020 09:50:59 EST 1:50:53 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports on the latest local vandalism and it’s correction. Brad is learning about Vincent Price and watching Johnny Carson. We delve back into A Different World 1x03 “Porky De Bergerac” In which tyrannical and unenforceable rules lead to unnecessary shenanigans. Alex reports on the latest local vandalism and it’s correction. Brad is learning about Vincent Price and watching Johnny Carson. We delve back into A Different World 1x03 “Porky De Bergerac” In which tyrannical and unenforceable rules lead to unnecessary shenanigans. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_478.mp3 yes Wed, 02 Sep 2020 20:45:59 EST 2:20:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Please speak your secrets directly to the skeleton. We uncover a TN conspiracy from some questionable opinion articles. Kooks4Spooks is ready to take your angel investments. Also, there are some serious cake stealers out there and that is terrible! Please speak your secrets directly to the skeleton. We uncover a TN conspiracy from some questionable opinion articles. Kooks4Spooks is ready to take your angel investments. Also, there are some serious cake stealers out there and that is terrible! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_477.mp3 yes Sun, 23 Aug 2020 22:30:59 EST 1:44:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has been gazing deep into the past and returned with some animal facts. Brad takes a bold stance against gardening. We discuss A Different World 1x22 “My Dinner with Theo” the first season finale that was also the original pilot. We blame the awful antics of the Time-Walrus. Alex has been gazing deep into the past and returned with some animal facts. Brad takes a bold stance against gardening. We discuss A Different World 1x22 “My Dinner with Theo” the first season finale that was also the original pilot. We blame the awful antics of the Time-Walrus. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_476.mp3 yes Sun, 16 Aug 2020 22:55:59 EST 2:14:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Bugs Bunny vs Peter Rabbit: The shocking answer will in no way surprise you. We learn just how “Chuch-y” Alex was and learn about one prophesied to cook overly large steaks for the lord. We discuss A Different World 1x02 “Pilot” wherein Marisa Tomei is in the mix and wearing a questionable jacket. Bugs Bunny vs Peter Rabbit: The shocking answer will in no way surprise you. We learn just how “Chuch-y” Alex was and learn about one prophesied to cook overly large steaks for the lord. We discuss A Different World 1x02 “Pilot” wherein Marisa Tomei is in the mix and wearing a questionable jacket. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_475.mp3 yes Mon, 10 Aug 2020 08:05:59 EST 2:19:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s summertime which means we are discussing Barbecue and Pretzels. We give some advice and dip back into our favorite book of questions. We discuss A Different World 1x01 “Reconcilable Differences” The third first episode of the series. Lisa Bonet is forever and always a national treasure. It’s summertime which means we are discussing Barbecue and Pretzels. We give some advice and dip back into our favorite book of questions. We discuss A Different World 1x01 “Reconcilable Differences” The third first episode of the series. Lisa Bonet is forever and always a national treasure. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_474.mp3 yes Wed, 05 Aug 2020 23:00:59 EST 1:48:43 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Get you banana and cbd oil ready for this venture into tomfoolery. Brad reports on 8hrs worth of public-school reopening debate. Alex has watched Hamilton and has thoughts about kids living in influencer houses. We try to give advice to some monsters and figure out what an adult hobby is. Get you banana and cbd oil ready for this venture into tomfoolery. Brad reports on 8hrs worth of public-school reopening debate. Alex has watched Hamilton and has thoughts about kids living in influencer houses. We try to give advice to some monsters and figure out what an adult hobby is. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_473.mp3 yes Tue, 28 Jul 2020 14:10:59 EST 2:04:40 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex gets tricked into neighborhood popsicle socials and Brad gets tricked into watching the new Unsolved Mysteries. We give some fractal quantum reform advice to the police with our new friend The Thankless Man-Spider. Alex gets tricked into neighborhood popsicle socials and Brad gets tricked into watching the new Unsolved Mysteries. We give some fractal quantum reform advice to the police with our new friend The Thankless Man-Spider. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_472.mp3 yes Sun, 19 Jul 2020 08:10:59 EST 1:52:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Somehow Brad knew less about “The Mandalorian” than he ever suspected, luckily we have an expert we can call to discuss such things. Alex is deep into “The Floor is Lava”. We dispense some dog justice and learn a lot of disturbing facts. Also, the #ReleaseTheChickenVid begins to gain traction Somehow Brad knew less about “The Mandalorian” than he ever suspected, luckily we have an expert we can call to discuss such things. Alex is deep into “The Floor is Lava”. We dispense some dog justice and learn a lot of disturbing facts. Also, the #ReleaseTheChickenVid begins to gain traction https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_471.mp3 yes Sun, 12 Jul 2020 12:10:59 EST 1:37:54 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Get your cummerbunds ready for the summer marching band concert. Some people are really going over the top with office videos. We try to if it’s more inappropriate for children to see Alita Battle Angel or Hamilton. Brad reports in on “The Jakarta Method” by Vincent Bevins. We give some advice to people with their metaphysical crystal problems and introduce the world to Luke Mouse. Get your cummerbunds ready for the summer marching band concert. Some people are really going over the top with office videos. We try to if it’s more inappropriate for children to see Alita Battle Angel or Hamilton. Brad reports in on “The Jakarta Method” by Vincent Bevins. We give some advice to people with their metaphysical crystal problems and introduce the world to Luke Mouse. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_470.mp3 yes Sat, 04 Jul 2020 11:20:59 EST 1:43:33 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Chris joins as we discuss the wild antics of the Mr. Belvedere reunion and play a round of “Guided by Parents” and enter a world of amazing and unprovoked musical cues as Gandalf hunts down a demon-spawn for Space Jesus in 1979’s “The Visitor” Chris joins as we discuss the wild antics of the Mr. Belvedere reunion and play a round of “Guided by Parents” and enter a world of amazing and unprovoked musical cues as Gandalf hunts down a demon-spawn for Space Jesus in 1979’s “The Visitor” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_469.mp3 yes Sun, 28 Jun 2020 10:10:59 EST 2:45:13 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We’re coming around again! Alex is on Fudd-Watch, Brad is leaning about technology and batteries. We answer some important questions from a book and explore life changing music. We’re coming around again! Alex is on Fudd-Watch, Brad is leaning about technology and batteries. We answer some important questions from a book and explore life changing music. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_468.mp3 yes Sun, 21 Jun 2020 16:40:59 EST 1:51:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Just because the anarchy has subsided does not mean we are out of Monsters. Jozie, Dan, and Tammy join us as we try to unravel a possible demonic bee in a bonnet. Just because the anarchy has subsided does not mean we are out of Monsters. Jozie, Dan, and Tammy join us as we try to unravel a possible demonic bee in a bonnet. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_467.mp3 yes Sun, 14 Jun 2020 20:00:59 EST 1:45:28 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s the event we’ve all been waiting for: 19 fiendish foes compete in a bracket of horrors to take the title of most fearsome in April Anarchy. Tammy, Dan, and Mimoza join Alex and Brad as we battle through a year of terrors. It’s the event we’ve all been waiting for: 19 fiendish foes compete in a bracket of horrors to take the title of most fearsome in April Anarchy. Tammy, Dan, and Mimoza join Alex and Brad as we battle through a year of terrors. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_466.mp3 yes Sun, 07 Jun 2020 23:51:59 EST 3:14:25 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad learns he fully is capable of wearing a mask and punching people at the same time. Alex almost falls into Steven Pinker territory. We explore how prayers are transmitted and Psychic-Sasquatches. We learn the valuable lesson to stop trying to follow your dreams and just do your damn gymnastics on Mr. T 1x07 “The Ninja Mystery” Brad learns he fully is capable of wearing a mask and punching people at the same time. Alex almost falls into Steven Pinker territory. We explore how prayers are transmitted and Psychic-Sasquatches. We learn the valuable lesson to stop trying to follow your dreams and just do your damn gymnastics on Mr. T 1x07 “The Ninja Mystery” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_465.mp3 yes Sun, 24 May 2020 21:00:00 EST 02:21:40 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Get your cubes, horses, and breakfast cereal ready and welcome to a very special Kokology focused ep of Ramjack. We give some important paranormal advice and if you’ve ever wondered why The Manchurian Candidate was never adapted for children you will enjoy Mr. T 1x06 “The Crossword Mystery” Get your cubes, horses, and breakfast cereal ready and welcome to a very special Kokology focused ep of Ramjack. We give some important paranormal advice and if you’ve ever wondered why The Manchurian Candidate was never adapted for children you will enjoy Mr. T 1x06 “The Crossword Mystery” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_464.mp3 yes Sat, 16 May 2020 09:00:00 EST 02:11:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are finally getting to the bottom of the Atlantean Mummy and Birdmen issues that have polarized the academic world for so long. A strong case for not being not living with over a hundred wild animals is made and Alex discusses the merits of slowly overcooking steaks. We begin a month of celebrating a true hero with Mr. T 1x05 “The Hundred Year Old Mystery” We are finally getting to the bottom of the Atlantean Mummy and Birdmen issues that have polarized the academic world for so long. A strong case for not being not living with over a hundred wild animals is made and Alex discusses the merits of slowly overcooking steaks. We begin a month of celebrating a true hero with Mr. T 1x05 “The Hundred Year Old Mystery” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_463.mp3 yes Sun, 10 May 2020 16:00:00 EST 02:47:45 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We answer the age-old question “Are Tic Tacs Time Travelers” and do some investigations on swabs that are NOT innocent. In The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x11 “Wipe Out” The Hardy Boys go to Hawaii for a surfing competition and end up stealing all the jewels. We answer the age-old question “Are Tic Tacs Time Travelers” and do some investigations on swabs that are NOT innocent. In The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x11 “Wipe Out” The Hardy Boys go to Hawaii for a surfing competition and end up stealing all the jewels. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_462.mp3 yes Sun, 03 May 2020 23:00:00 EST 02:11:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We recommend quality podcasts and also talk a lot of shit about unacceptable podcast voices. Paranormal Advice is given and in The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x10 “Mystery of the Fallen Angels” Nancy Drew goes undercover with carnies to solve a fake robbery. We recommend quality podcasts and also talk a lot of shit about unacceptable podcast voices. Paranormal Advice is given and in The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x10 “Mystery of the Fallen Angels” Nancy Drew goes undercover with carnies to solve a fake robbery. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_461.mp3 yes Sat, 25 Apr 2020 22:57:57 EST 02:54:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Enjoy your new quarantine hobby of listening to this podcast. Alex is finally living the ‘Charles in Charge’ dream. Brad is working out who should keep their head in an artisanal decorative basket. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x09 “Mystery of the Flying Courier” is basically a music video for Younger Hardy Boy and they uncover 70s napster. Enjoy your new quarantine hobby of listening to this podcast. Alex is finally living the ‘Charles in Charge’ dream. Brad is working out who should keep their head in an artisanal decorative basket. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x09 “Mystery of the Flying Courier” is basically a music video for Younger Hardy Boy and they uncover 70s napster. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_460.mp3 yes Sat, 18 Apr 2020 10:50:58 EST 02:19:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hey all you cool cats and kittens, Alex introduces us to “Later Daters” Quarantine-Time leads to unearthing the arcane horrors of H.P. Lovecraft. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x08 “A Haunting We Will Go” – in which everyone comes together to put on a play to help tear down the theatre, and no one believes Nancy Drew. Hey all you cool cats and kittens, Alex introduces us to “Later Daters” Quarantine-Time leads to unearthing the arcane horrors of H.P. Lovecraft. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x08 “A Haunting We Will Go” – in which everyone comes together to put on a play to help tear down the theatre, and no one believes Nancy Drew. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_459.mp3 yes Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:59:58 EST 02:05:03 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Ramjack takes a hard stance against steel drum bands. We're living a quarantine life and coming up with a solid grocer worker relief proposal while trying to give goblin advice. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x07 “The Flickering Torch Mystery” – which does not feature a single flickering torch we revisit the airplane lending library and meet the most ridiculous cop ever. Ramjack takes a hard stance against steel drum bands. We're living a quarantine life and coming up with a solid grocer worker relief proposal while trying to give goblin advice. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x07 “The Flickering Torch Mystery” – which does not feature a single flickering torch we revisit the airplane lending library and meet the most ridiculous cop ever. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_458.mp3 yes Thu, 02 Apr 2020 19:59:58 EST 02:41:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is finally being asked the hard parental questions, “Are Shadow People and/or Parallel Universes Real”. Brad encounters a person with a really questionable dental regimen. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x06 “The Secret of the Whispering Walls” We meet Dinko a man who knows a LOT about property rights. Alex is finally being asked the hard parental questions, “Are Shadow People and/or Parallel Universes Real”. Brad encounters a person with a really questionable dental regimen. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x06 “The Secret of the Whispering Walls” We meet Dinko a man who knows a LOT about property rights. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_457.mp3 yes Tue, 24 Mar 2020 07:59:58 EST 02:09:32 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad prepping to fight criminals and also being mystified by magic cartoon technology. Alex is looking into side-hustles and creepy massage guns. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x04 “The Mystery of the Diamond Triangle” makes us question how easy was it to get a private plane license in the 70’s. Brad prepping to fight criminals and also being mystified by magic cartoon technology. Alex is looking into side-hustles and creepy massage guns. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x04 “The Mystery of the Diamond Triangle” makes us question how easy was it to get a private plane license in the 70’s. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_456.mp3 yes Wed, 18 Mar 2020 20:59:59 EST 02:14:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Get ready for Malarkey with Brad, Dan, and Alex. It’s theoretically the final Democratic Primary debate from the ides of March 2020. Joe Biden continues his lifelong streak of never winning a debate whilst pushing the upper limits of how many blatant lies he can tell. We also meet Kermit Biden a true American hero. Get ready for Malarkey with Brad, Dan, and Alex. It’s theoretically the final Democratic Primary debate from the ides of March 2020. Joe Biden continues his lifelong streak of never winning a debate whilst pushing the upper limits of how many blatant lies he can tell. We also meet Kermit Biden a true American hero. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_455.mp3 yes Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:59:59 EST 02:09:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We do a snake analysis on Super Tuesday. Alex is getting in trouble for his childish ways and Brad is hanging out with CGI Dogs. The Hardy Boys are in witch/goblin/unscrupulous land developer territory is in The Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x03 “The Mystery of Witches Hollow” Also what is up with Goblins? We investigate. We do a snake analysis on Super Tuesday. Alex is getting in trouble for his childish ways and Brad is hanging out with CGI Dogs. The Hardy Boys are in witch/goblin/unscrupulous land developer territory is in The Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x03 “The Mystery of Witches Hollow” Also what is up with Goblins? We investigate. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_454.mp3 yes Tue, 10 Mar 2020 23:59:59 EST 02:17:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s weird times friends. Brad owns a bandanna and Alex is encouraging child labor and Christianity. We are all very concerned about the amount of correspondence from Amazon sellers. The Hardy Boys are learning what holograms is in The Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x05 “The Disappearing Floor” It’s weird times friends. Brad owns a bandanna and Alex is encouraging child labor and Christianity. We are all very concerned about the amount of correspondence from Amazon sellers. The Hardy Boys are learning what holograms is in The Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x05 “The Disappearing Floor” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_453.mp3 yes Tue, 03 Mar 2020 05:30:00 EST 2:27:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on his travels and watching Sex in the City 2 on an 80 inch television. Brad encounters a pharmacy monster. Terrible parents make terrible deals. We give some advice to people worried about spells and pandemics. Alex reports in on his travels and watching Sex in the City 2 on an 80 inch television. Brad encounters a pharmacy monster. Terrible parents make terrible deals. We give some advice to people worried about spells and pandemics. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_452.mp3 yes Thu, 27 Feb 2020 00:30:00 EST 1:23:40 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad, Dan, and Alex tackle the Democratic Debate from Tuesday 25th 2020 in which we try to hold onto our sanity with the aid of comedy, parody, and other modes of legal obfuscation to deal with a lot of nonsense. Also Joe Biden is going to have DARPA create an anti-fatso machine. Brad, Dan, and Alex tackle the Democratic Debate from Tuesday 25th 2020 in which we try to hold onto our sanity with the aid of comedy, parody, and other modes of legal obfuscation to deal with a lot of nonsense. Also Joe Biden is going to have DARPA create an anti-fatso machine. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_451.mp3 yes Tue, 25 Feb 2020 23:59:59 EST 2:16:55 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad and Dan tackle the Democratic Debate from Wednesday 19th 2020 in which Michael Racist Bloomberg is destroyed completely. Also more candidates answer questions from the book Brad and Dan tackle the Democratic Debate from Wednesday 19th 2020 in which Michael Racist Bloomberg is destroyed completely. Also more candidates answer questions from the book https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_450.mp3 yes Thu, 20 Feb 2020 00:30:00 EST 2:13:12 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The DNC is nightmare parade of rats and snakes. Alex carries a metric ton of flooring for his birthday. Brad keeps wizards from leaving a library. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 2x10 “Nancy Drew’s Love Match” is a truly wacky adventure into the horrible affliction known as kleptomania. The DNC is nightmare parade of rats and snakes. Alex carries a metric ton of flooring for his birthday. Brad keeps wizards from leaving a library. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 2x10 “Nancy Drew’s Love Match” is a truly wacky adventure into the horrible affliction known as kleptomania. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_449.mp3 yes Wed, 19 Feb 2020 00:30:00 EST 2:27:01 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We’re back to basics with this casual ep. Alex might be a serial killer. Brad has seen Parasite and Cats (again). A wealthy idiot wants to find love on the moon.We learn a shocking secret about Superman, give some advice, and answer some questions from the book. We’re back to basics with this casual ep. Alex might be a serial killer. Brad has seen Parasite and Cats (again). A wealthy idiot wants to find love on the moon.We learn a shocking secret about Superman, give some advice, and answer some questions from the book. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_448.mp3 yes Thu, 13 Feb 2020 00:30:00 EST 1:36:10 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad and Dan survive the Democratic Debate from Friday February 7th 2020 as Mayo Cheat gets sent to his rat hole without cheese, Snake continues to snake, Steyer attempts to form a coalition of friends and buddies, and Joe Biden lapses into obscurity, we celebrate the coronation of President Bernard Sanders. Brad and Dan survive the Democratic Debate from Friday February 7th 2020 as Mayo Cheat gets sent to his rat hole without cheese, Snake continues to snake, Steyer attempts to form a coalition of friends and buddies, and Joe Biden lapses into obscurity, we celebrate the coronation of President Bernard Sanders. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_447.mp3 yes Sat, 08 Feb 2020 11:30:00 EST 2:44:19 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us as we recount Claire’s shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings-on during her two week visit to Orlando. We learn about peepers, cheese and pineapple hedgehogs, wiggly friends, and wildly aggressive Disney workers. Join us as we recount Claire’s shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings-on during her two week visit to Orlando. We learn about peepers, cheese and pineapple hedgehogs, wiggly friends, and wildly aggressive Disney workers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_446.mp3 yes Mon, 03 Feb 2020 20:30:00 EST 2:35:45 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions 2020: It’s a year. As we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Hugh Downs, Barbara Walters, and John Stossel we look at some past food trends new movies and give some dead gargoyle advice. Welcome to the year of Hot Honey and useful Snitches. 2020: It’s a year. As we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Hugh Downs, Barbara Walters, and John Stossel we look at some past food trends new movies and give some dead gargoyle advice. Welcome to the year of Hot Honey and useful Snitches. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_445.mp3 yes Tue, 28 Jan 2020 06:00:00 EST 1:46:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad and Dan endure another snake filled debate. Klobuchar has a list of things to do that are legal and Warren is a liar. Brad and Dan endure another snake filled debate. Klobuchar has a list of things to do that are legal and Warren is a liar. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_444.mp3 yes Wed, 15 Jan 2020 22:00:00 EST 2:07:08 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Holiday reports and political grifters abound. Brad is watching the weirdest two movies ever and Alex endures some trailer commentators. Finally we give some ham party advice to the Mormons. Holiday reports and political grifters abound. Brad is watching the weirdest two movies ever and Alex endures some trailer commentators. Finally we give some ham party advice to the Mormons. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_443.mp3 yes Wed, 08 Jan 2020 23:00:00 EST 2:07:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is officially a half-orphan. Alex reports on the latest from Microcenter. We discuss line law and the 2019 Dog Show. Brad is officially a half-orphan. Alex reports on the latest from Microcenter. We discuss line law and the 2019 Dog Show. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_442.mp3 yes Fri, 27 Dec 2019 06:15:50 EST 1:46:17 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the eighth Democratic Debate (Dec 19th 2019) in which Mayo Pete gets knocked out of his winecave and Brad channels Amy Klobuchar. Also Warren promises to read a list of corpses. Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the eighth Democratic Debate (Dec 19th 2019) in which Mayo Pete gets knocked out of his winecave and Brad channels Amy Klobuchar. Also Warren promises to read a list of corpses. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_441.mp3 yes Thu, 19 Dec 2019 23:57:50 EST 2:49:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has become a beloved TV star Brad meets some insane new friends on “My Lottery Dreamhouse” We give some advice: THE GAME to absolute monsters and monsterponys. Nancy Drew is solving Santa mysteries in a parallel universe in The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 2x12 "Will the Real Santa Claus...? Alex has become a beloved TV star Brad meets some insane new friends on “My Lottery Dreamhouse” We give some advice: THE GAME to absolute monsters and monsterponys. Nancy Drew is solving Santa mysteries in a parallel universe in The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 2x12 "Will the Real Santa Claus...? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_440.mp3 yes Wed, 18 Dec 2019 08:00:00 EST 3:01:39 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad reports on his new nightmare dentist(s) and everyone’s favorite boardgame, Mysterium. We watch X-Men: The Animated Series 4x12 "Have Yourself a Morlock Little X-Mas"in which Charles Xavier sits in his gigantic mansion hoarding his wealth and spying on everyone while children die in the sewers. Brad reports on his new nightmare dentist(s) and everyone’s favorite boardgame, Mysterium. We watch X-Men: The Animated Series 4x12 "Have Yourself a Morlock Little X-Mas"in which Charles Xavier sits in his gigantic mansion hoarding his wealth and spying on everyone while children die in the sewers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_439.mp3 yes Mon, 09 Dec 2019 19:00:00 EST 2:07:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Live from the appropriately chilly temperatures of Cincinnati we present a very special episode. Brad has ventured to the free north and possibly missed his chance to be knighted King of the Road. We discuss a spooky book that is really just sort of depressing and answer important questions about ME. Live from the appropriately chilly temperatures of Cincinnati we present a very special episode. Brad has ventured to the free north and possibly missed his chance to be knighted King of the Road. We discuss a spooky book that is really just sort of depressing and answer important questions about ME. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_438.mp3 yes Mon, 02 Dec 2019 19:00:00 EST 1:38:42 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports on his wisdom tooth removal and subsequent shenanigans. Brad brings the latest slate of regal film commercials to the table as well as the shockingly dumb sequel to The Shining “Doctor Sleep.” We discuss the insanely wacky 2019 Nancy Drew episode 1x05 "The Case of the Wayward Spirit”. Alex reports on his wisdom tooth removal and subsequent shenanigans. Brad brings the latest slate of regal film commercials to the table as well as the shockingly dumb sequel to The Shining “Doctor Sleep.” We discuss the insanely wacky 2019 Nancy Drew episode 1x05 "The Case of the Wayward Spirit”. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_437.mp3 yes Mon, 25 Nov 2019 19:00:00 EST 2:06:56 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the seventh Democratic Debate (Nov 20th 2019) wherein MSNBC holds the worst fucking debate in history and Rachel Maddow remains a loathsome garbage fire. Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the seventh Democratic Debate (Nov 20th 2019) wherein MSNBC holds the worst fucking debate in history and Rachel Maddow remains a loathsome garbage fire. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_436.mp3 yes Thu, 21 Nov 2019 01:00:00 EST 2:38:30 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We look back at Halloween 2019 with our “favorite” inept columnist and have an outrageous candy poll to discuss. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries Episode 1x02 “ The Mystery of Pirates Cove” reveals Nancy Drew to be a real Narc that selfishly ruins the lives of an elderly couple for her own ego. We look back at Halloween 2019 with our “favorite” inept columnist and have an outrageous candy poll to discuss. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries Episode 1x02 “ The Mystery of Pirates Cove” reveals Nancy Drew to be a real Narc that selfishly ruins the lives of an elderly couple for her own ego. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_435.mp3 yes Thu, 14 Nov 2019 20:48:00 EST 2:18:21 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We learn about “Trunk or Treat” Brad has seen the delightfully nonsensical “Countdown” in which we learn that demons took Hillary Clinton’s advice and learned to code. Alex discovers a book in which Kid Nation goes global. We help some Mormons and explore the paper phone. We learn about “Trunk or Treat” Brad has seen the delightfully nonsensical “Countdown” in which we learn that demons took Hillary Clinton’s advice and learned to code. Alex discovers a book in which Kid Nation goes global. We help some Mormons and explore the paper phone. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_434.mp3 yes Sat, 09 Nov 2019 13:48:00 EST 1:56:56 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Halloween Spooky Pals. Join us as we examine X-men love triangles and the American Gladiators. Alex wants rats driving ubers and Brad wants Lora to stop coasting off other peoples work. We discuss The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x01 “The Mystery of the Haunted House” in which the Hardy Boys uncover a CIA plot espionage plot. Happy Halloween Spooky Pals. Join us as we examine X-men love triangles and the American Gladiators. Alex wants rats driving ubers and Brad wants Lora to stop coasting off other peoples work. We discuss The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x01 “The Mystery of the Haunted House” in which the Hardy Boys uncover a CIA plot espionage plot. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_433.mp3 yes Thu, 31 Oct 2019 01:36:59 EST 2:23:16 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for a truly spooky episode in which we discuss proper dental health, Costco adventures, amusement park rides, and Nancy Drew. In less scary offerings we chat about Scream and Are You Afraid of the Dark. We discuss Tales from the Crypt 4x07 “The New Arrival” a star-studded look into how to run a radio station into the ground. Join us for a truly spooky episode in which we discuss proper dental health, Costco adventures, amusement park rides, and Nancy Drew. In less scary offerings we chat about Scream and Are You Afraid of the Dark. We discuss Tales from the Crypt 4x07 “The New Arrival” a star-studded look into how to run a radio station into the ground. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_432.mp3 yes Sat, 26 Oct 2019 20:51:51 EST 2:09:41 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on the lamest new hobby ever imagined and hot new Halloween cereals. Brad defeats a monster and only receives minor bruises in the process. and We discuss the Spooky? MacGyver 4x01 “The Secret of Parker House” in which we discover MacGyver does NOT fuck and Teri Hatcher maybe can’t act. Alex reports in on the lamest new hobby ever imagined and hot new Halloween cereals. Brad defeats a monster and only receives minor bruises in the process. and We discuss the Spooky? MacGyver 4x01 “The Secret of Parker House” in which we discover MacGyver does NOT fuck and Teri Hatcher maybe can’t act. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_431.mp3 yes Sat, 19 Oct 2019 23:51:51 EST 2:01:23 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the sixth Democratic Debate (Oct 15th 2019) in which Buttigieg continues to be a white noise machine and Bernie is a true champion hero. Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the sixth Democratic Debate (Oct 15th 2019) in which Buttigieg continues to be a white noise machine and Bernie is a true champion hero. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_430.mp3 yes Tue, 15 Oct 2019 23:51:51 EST 3:20:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzz to all listeners and scary monsters. Chris joins us with another round of “Guided by Parents” We check in on Alex’s digital students and Brad has encountered some super creepy monsters at Universal Studios. We discuss the Vincent Price classic “The Abominable Dr. Phibes” Happy Holidayzz to all listeners and scary monsters. Chris joins us with another round of “Guided by Parents” We check in on Alex’s digital students and Brad has encountered some super creepy monsters at Universal Studios. We discuss the Vincent Price classic “The Abominable Dr. Phibes” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_429.mp3 yes Thu, 10 Oct 2019 23:01:01 EST 2:57:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has travel tales from the tiniest airport and updates on the latest goings on with his virtual students Brad reports in on Villains and Old Man Rambo: Last Blood. We discuss the enigmatic saga of Corn Pop and explore “Both Sides of the Aisle” before Yoda puts us to sleep. Alex has travel tales from the tiniest airport and updates on the latest goings on with his virtual students Brad reports in on Villains and Old Man Rambo: Last Blood. We discuss the enigmatic saga of Corn Pop and explore “Both Sides of the Aisle” before Yoda puts us to sleep. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_428.mp3 yes Mon, 30 Sep 2019 23:01:01 EST 1:40:14 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex gives us a soccer update and also wants to crack down on IKEA hide-and-seek participants with all of his fascistic powers of the state. Brad reports in on the this year’s Halloween Horror Nights. We adjudicate some reddit disputes and are truly stumped by the definition of the word “Birthday Party” Alex gives us a soccer update and also wants to crack down on IKEA hide-and-seek participants with all of his fascistic powers of the state. Brad reports in on the this year’s Halloween Horror Nights. We adjudicate some reddit disputes and are truly stumped by the definition of the word “Birthday Party” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_427.mp3 yes Mon, 23 Sep 2019 23:01:01 EST 1:57:59 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is on a solo mish this time as he watches the 5th Democratic Debate and attempts to not break his television. Listen or not, the choice is yours. Brad is on a solo mish this time as he watches the 5th Democratic Debate and attempts to not break his television. Listen or not, the choice is yours. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_426.mp3 yes Fri, 13 Sep 2019 01:01:01 EST 2:54:56 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidays from those of us that never forget. Alex is watching some ‘weird’ movies and Brad is living a hardcore theme park life. We read an important piece of fiction and then answer some questions about ourselves. Happy Holidays from those of us that never forget. Alex is watching some ‘weird’ movies and Brad is living a hardcore theme park life. We read an important piece of fiction and then answer some questions about ourselves. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_425.mp3 yes Wed, 11 Sep 2019 06:11:01 EST 2:11:28 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex gives us a list of exciting activities at Burning Man. We explore board games and start our campaign to raise $50. We make a wild and baseless Star Wars prediction and help the clueless Mormons. Alex gives us a list of exciting activities at Burning Man. We explore board games and start our campaign to raise $50. We make a wild and baseless Star Wars prediction and help the clueless Mormons. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_424.mp3 yes Thu, 05 Sep 2019 06:11:01 EST 1:59:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad reports in from Star Wars Galaxy’s edge. Alex has his own immersive Star Wars gaming experience. Lora pretends to get lost and we discuss her favorite movie, “Return to Mayberry” We also discuss the looming menace of the Tick-Tock Lizards. Brad reports in from Star Wars Galaxy’s edge. Alex has his own immersive Star Wars gaming experience. Lora pretends to get lost and we discuss her favorite movie, “Return to Mayberry” We also discuss the looming menace of the Tick-Tock Lizards. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_423.mp3 yes Sat, 31 Aug 2019 09:11:01 EST 2:28:40 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex gives some updates on the latest news from his digital students. College Drop-out turned Wall Street Financier/ Criminal Child Rapist Jeffery Epstein is dead. We discuss the highly bizarre 1990 made-for-tv film Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again which is almost as weird as the Dora the Explorer movie (which is the weirdest movie ever made). Alex gives some updates on the latest news from his digital students. College Drop-out turned Wall Street Financier/ Criminal Child Rapist Jeffery Epstein is dead. We discuss the highly bizarre 1990 made-for-tv film Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again which is almost as weird as the Dora the Explorer movie (which is the weirdest movie ever made). https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_422.mp3 yes Sun, 25 Aug 2019 09:11:01 EST 3:02:12 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is making video game lesson plans and Brad has now seen all of the Fast and the Furious films as well as Hobbs and Shaw, and still has time to revoke Alex’s apologies. We finally get back to helping the Mormons and discuss the latest shenanigans coming out of Jackson TN. Alex is making video game lesson plans and Brad has now seen all of the Fast and the Furious films as well as Hobbs and Shaw, and still has time to revoke Alex’s apologies. We finally get back to helping the Mormons and discuss the latest shenanigans coming out of Jackson TN. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_421.mp3 yes Thu, 15 Aug 2019 19:50:01 EST 1:53:54 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex visits a terrifying hall of mirrors with a cookie elf. We read a useless column from an insufferable old friend. Christmas in July (in August) comes to a close with the absolutely awful Cheers 6x12 “Christmas Cheers” in which time is meaningless and fashion is at an all time low. Alex visits a terrifying hall of mirrors with a cookie elf. We read a useless column from an insufferable old friend. Christmas in July (in August) comes to a close with the absolutely awful Cheers 6x12 “Christmas Cheers” in which time is meaningless and fashion is at an all time low. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_420.mp3 yes Sat, 10 Aug 2019 09:50:01 EST 2:27:14 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the fourth Democratic Debate (July 31st 2019) And we say farewell to the littleist raisin. Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the fourth Democratic Debate (July 31st 2019) And we say farewell to the littleist raisin. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_419.mp3 yes Wed, 31 Jul 2019 22:50:01 EST 3:06:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the third Democratic Debate (July 30th 2019) It’s a spicy one. We also learn a shocking secret from Dan’s past. Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the third Democratic Debate (July 30th 2019) It’s a spicy one. We also learn a shocking secret from Dan’s past. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_418.mp3 yes Tue, 30 Jul 2019 23:50:01 EST 3:03:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Sleep isn’t a thing, just admit it. Alex reports in on his visit with fake doctors. We learn about Amazon Nomads and gain a proper fear of alligators. Xmas in July continues with Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman 4x11 "Twas the Night Before Mxymas"in which Howie Mandel turns 1996 into 2019 to take over Earth. Sleep isn’t a thing, just admit it. Alex reports in on his visit with fake doctors. We learn about Amazon Nomads and gain a proper fear of alligators. Xmas in July continues with Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman 4x11 "Twas the Night Before Mxymas"in which Howie Mandel turns 1996 into 2019 to take over Earth. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_417.mp3 yes Sat, 27 Jul 2019 11:01:01 EST 2:38:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your trusty ice pick and listen to this exciting episode. Alex reports in on dinosaur facts. Brad is enduring shoe drama and we discuss the only vacuum recommended by the podcast. We are celebrating Xmas in July by watching Mr Ed 4x18 "Ed's Christmas Story"the story of a man bullied by his neighbor and enslaved sentient talking horse. Grab your trusty ice pick and listen to this exciting episode. Alex reports in on dinosaur facts. Brad is enduring shoe drama and we discuss the only vacuum recommended by the podcast. We are celebrating Xmas in July by watching Mr Ed 4x18 "Ed's Christmas Story"the story of a man bullied by his neighbor and enslaved sentient talking horse. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_416.mp3 yes Wed, 17 Jul 2019 23:10:01 EST 2:45:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We do a deep dive investigation into would very well could be the fork of tomorrow. Alex reports in on his latest jaunt to WhiteWasp Island. Brad has been living an A-list life seeing Shaft, Child’s Play, and Annabelle Comes Home. We do a deep dive investigation into would very well could be the fork of tomorrow. Alex reports in on his latest jaunt to WhiteWasp Island. Brad has been living an A-list life seeing Shaft, Child’s Play, and Annabelle Comes Home. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_415.mp3 yes Wed, 10 Jul 2019 23:10:01 EST 1:45:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us in a casual ep as we learn about blind dates with books and people having one sided app conversations. Brad has watched Godzilla: King of the Monsters and has a long list of grievances and we learn a little more about each other. Join us in a casual ep as we learn about blind dates with books and people having one sided app conversations. Brad has watched Godzilla: King of the Monsters and has a long list of grievances and we learn a little more about each other. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_414.mp3 yes Thu, 04 Jul 2019 00:00:01 EST 1:43:40 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the second Democratic Debate (spoiler: the audio is better than the previous ep and the anger is hotter) We also learn about President Good Vibes and ourselves with hard-hitting questions from “3000 Questions about Me” during the breaks. Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the second Democratic Debate (spoiler: the audio is better than the previous ep and the anger is hotter) We also learn about President Good Vibes and ourselves with hard-hitting questions from “3000 Questions about Me” during the breaks. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_413.mp3 yes Fri, 28 Jun 2019 00:00:01 EST 2:33:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the first Democratic Debate including full coverage of the Patch Adams Corps. Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the first Democratic Debate including full coverage of the Patch Adams Corps. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_412.mp3 yes Thu, 27 Jun 2019 00:00:30 EST 2:17:32 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Birthday to us. We’re celebrating 10 years of Ramjack by watching the Cecil B. DeMille fantasy movie “The Ten Commandments” it’s a super kooky romp. Also we uncover a startling secret about bears. Happy Birthday to us. We’re celebrating 10 years of Ramjack by watching the Cecil B. DeMille fantasy movie “The Ten Commandments” it’s a super kooky romp. Also we uncover a startling secret about bears. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_411.mp3 yes Thu, 20 Jun 2019 21:00:00 EST 2:20:10 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Check out the podcast. The Best Podcast. Ramjack’s Podcast. We have taken in a lot of media and are here to discuss the strangeness of Pokemon world, endlessly reincarnating dogs, teen supermen that aren’t old enough to lie, and showdown showcase shenanigans. We lean a little about ourselves and a lot about dangerous bio-weapons in Mister T 1x04 “Mystery on the Rocky Mountain Express” Check out the podcast. The Best Podcast. Ramjack’s Podcast. We have taken in a lot of media and are here to discuss the strangeness of Pokemon world, endlessly reincarnating dogs, teen supermen that aren’t old enough to lie, and showdown showcase shenanigans. We lean a little about ourselves and a lot about dangerous bio-weapons in Mister T 1x04 “Mystery on the Rocky Mountain Express” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_410.mp3 yes Wed, 12 Jun 2019 20:45:00 EST 2:24:11 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The terror begins anew as we discuss a year of encounters with some of the most fiendish monsters ever discussed on a podcast. The terror begins anew as we discuss a year of encounters with some of the most fiendish monsters ever discussed on a podcast. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_409.mp3 yes Mon, 03 Jun 2019 21:00:00 EST 3:14:58 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions People are not books and George R.R. Make-Believe maybe needs to try a little harder. There’s an upcoming podcast that might just kill Brad. We discuss “The Curse of La Llorona” and “Avengers Engame” for a taste. Our month-long birthday celebrations continue as we discuss Mister T 1x03 “Mystery of the Mind Theives“ People are not books and George R.R. Make-Believe maybe needs to try a little harder. There’s an upcoming podcast that might just kill Brad. We discuss “The Curse of La Llorona” and “Avengers Engame” for a taste. Our month-long birthday celebrations continue as we discuss Mister T 1x03 “Mystery of the Mind Theives“ https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_408.mp3 yes Tue, 21 May 2019 09:00:00 EST 2:31:39 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome citizens in this episode we discuss some hot new make-believe tv shows and movies. Warning: we do spoil Hawkeye’s haircut. Alex has news about Vampire Facials. We have a lot of questions about old school tube TVs as we discuss Mister T 1x02 “Mystery of the Forbidden Monastery“ Welcome citizens in this episode we discuss some hot new make-believe tv shows and movies. Warning: we do spoil Hawkeye’s haircut. Alex has news about Vampire Facials. We have a lot of questions about old school tube TVs as we discuss Mister T 1x02 “Mystery of the Forbidden Monastery“ https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_407.mp3 yes Sat, 11 May 2019 09:00:00 EST 2:29:19 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions There’s a new competition that completely not insane and bizarre, that Alex cannot wait to tell us about. We spend some time learning about ourselves with a non stolen book. We begin a month long celebration of Mr. T with the first episode of the Mister T Cartoon Mystery of the Golden Medallions“ There’s a new competition that completely not insane and bizarre, that Alex cannot wait to tell us about. We spend some time learning about ourselves with a non stolen book. We begin a month long celebration of Mr. T with the first episode of the Mister T Cartoon Mystery of the Golden Medallions“ https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_406.mp3 yes Thu, 02 May 2019 09:50:00 EST 2:34:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is a book thief and yet Brad is the one that got busted by a RespectCop. He’s now serving hard time in RespectJail. But don’t worry he’s getting released just in time to drop some spiteful disrespect on most of Democratic Candidates. (Watch out Hickenlooper!) We discuss the 1934 Our Gang/Little Rascals film “Shrimps for a Day” Alex is a book thief and yet Brad is the one that got busted by a RespectCop. He’s now serving hard time in RespectJail. But don’t worry he’s getting released just in time to drop some spiteful disrespect on most of Democratic Candidates. (Watch out Hickenlooper!) We discuss the 1934 Our Gang/Little Rascals film “Shrimps for a Day” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_405.mp3 yes Thu, 25 Apr 2019 09:50:00 EST 2:16:51 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for an episode of extremely casual Ramjack. Dating Site Monsters are lurking about (often with cats and sometimes waiting for you to die) We discuss Shazam, Pet Sematary, and the first ep of the new Twilight Zone. Join us for an episode of extremely casual Ramjack. Dating Site Monsters are lurking about (often with cats and sometimes waiting for you to die) We discuss Shazam, Pet Sematary, and the first ep of the new Twilight Zone. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_404.mp3 yes Fri, 19 Apr 2019 01:00:00 EST 2:12:02 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab you favorite tropical drink and join us for Comrade Pernisek’s 100th appearance. Dogs will be snatched, advice given, car museums described and we discuss the Christian animated movie “The Kingdom Chums: Original Top Ten” Grab you favorite tropical drink and join us for Comrade Pernisek’s 100th appearance. Dogs will be snatched, advice given, car museums described and we discuss the Christian animated movie “The Kingdom Chums: Original Top Ten” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_403.mp3 yes Sun, 7 Apr 2019 20:00:00 EST 3:09:17 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is eating outrageous oreos whilst wearing his MEGA Hat. Spock’s momz wants you to draw your fears. Brad encounters a theater monster at Captain Marvel. We uncover the most criminal video on youtube and discuss the worst parents ever from “Abducted in Plain Sight” Alex is eating outrageous oreos whilst wearing his MEGA Hat. Spock’s momz wants you to draw your fears. Brad encounters a theater monster at Captain Marvel. We uncover the most criminal video on youtube and discuss the worst parents ever from “Abducted in Plain Sight” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_402.mp3 yes Mon, 25 Mar 2019 20:00:00 EST 1:43:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is living a truly extravagant luxurious life. Alex is a victim of a horrific incident on the road and worries that the police won’t be able to help his very serious concerns. We explore some wheeling and dealing and prepper magzines from a local convenience store. Brad is living a truly extravagant luxurious life. Alex is a victim of a horrific incident on the road and worries that the police won’t be able to help his very serious concerns. We explore some wheeling and dealing and prepper magzines from a local convenience store. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_401.mp3 yes Thu, 21 Mar 2019 23:00:00 EST 1:45:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) In-Depth Investigative Experts: Claire, Tammy, and Brad Discussing the frightening details of absolutely true, true crime. And we are deadly serious about it. Discussing the frightening details of absolutely true, true crime. And we are deadly serious about it. http://absolutelytrue.reactionary-sass.com/Episodes/True_000.mp3 yes Sun, 17 Mar 2019 19:00:00 EST 0:04:17 True Crime, Murder, Comedy, Brad Cupples, Claire Laffar, Tammy Ginader ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for our 400th episode chock full of shenanigans, tom-foolery, and goings-on. Dogs will be snatched, checks will remain uncashed, and situations will be explored. Join us for our 400th episode chock full of shenanigans, tom-foolery, and goings-on. Dogs will be snatched, checks will remain uncashed, and situations will be explored. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_400.mp3 yes Thu, 14 Mar 2019 23:00:00 EST 3:08:11 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is fighting the worst that Geico could find. Polar Bears are helping overthrow the Russians that are definitely hacking our power grids. Alex is raising his kids to understand survival of the fittest at ALL COSTS. We explore writing prompts and discuss The Highwayman 1x02 “The Hitchhiker” a show about the dumbest vehicles ever being driven by the worst guys ever. Also Tuvok is here with some real flowing jackets. Brad is fighting the worst that Geico could find. Polar Bears are helping overthrow the Russians that are definitely hacking our power grids. Alex is raising his kids to understand survival of the fittest at ALL COSTS. We explore writing prompts and discuss The Highwayman 1x02 “The Hitchhiker” a show about the dumbest vehicles ever being driven by the worst guys ever. Also Tuvok is here with some real flowing jackets. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_399.mp3 yes Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:00:00 EST 2:41:43 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has reports on the latest superbowl commercials and Brad has reports from many hours of watching Unsolved Mysteries while convalescing. We discuss Manimal 1x02 “Illusion” in which our pal Manimal comes across some filthy degenerate magicians and the best father and son team ever. We also discuss who Paul Giamatti is going to play in our Manimal film series. Alex has reports on the latest superbowl commercials and Brad has reports from many hours of watching Unsolved Mysteries while convalescing. We discuss Manimal 1x02 “Illusion” in which our pal Manimal comes across some filthy degenerate magicians and the best father and son team ever. We also discuss who Paul Giamatti is going to play in our Manimal film series. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_398.mp3 yes Sat, 16 Feb 2019 16:00:00 EST 2:23:22 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad attempts to visit Cincinnati only to be thwarted by awful drivers in Georgia. Alex is preparing for a polar vortex. Dobie Gillis is locked in a fashion battle with Warren Beatty in 1x02 “The Best Dressed Man” Also we discuss the incorrect way to order a subway sandwich. Brad attempts to visit Cincinnati only to be thwarted by awful drivers in Georgia. Alex is preparing for a polar vortex. Dobie Gillis is locked in a fashion battle with Warren Beatty in 1x02 “The Best Dressed Man” Also we discuss the incorrect way to order a subway sandwich. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_397.mp3 yes Sat, 02 Feb 2019 19:00:00 EST 2:25:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Casual January continues as we relax with some magical soap and human skulls. Alex is living in a Winter Wonderland while Brad is decidedly not. Also we uncover a second bizarre thing that fills Alex with unquenchable rage. Casual January continues as we relax with some magical soap and human skulls. Alex is living in a Winter Wonderland while Brad is decidedly not. Also we uncover a second bizarre thing that fills Alex with unquenchable rage. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_396.mp3 yes Mon, 28 Jan 2019 19:00:00 EST 1:46:09 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for a relaxed casual episode as we discuss Bandersnatch, Aquaman, and Puppy Dog Pals. An important scientific query is finally posed, ‘would you program the destruction of Cybertron or Hogwarts, if one had to be destroyed in a weird car accident that would never happen?’ Join us for a relaxed casual episode as we discuss Bandersnatch, Aquaman, and Puppy Dog Pals. An important scientific query is finally posed, ‘would you program the destruction of Cybertron or Hogwarts, if one had to be destroyed in a weird car accident that would never happen?’ https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_395.mp3 yes Mon, 21 Jan 2019 23:00:00 EST 2:07:57 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s the future episode two and a half years in the making. Gather round and listen to the tales of the Monster Castle and its residents. It’s a nightmarish land of blue cakes, upsetting appliances, and questionable décor. It’s the future episode two and a half years in the making. Gather round and listen to the tales of the Monster Castle and its residents. It’s a nightmarish land of blue cakes, upsetting appliances, and questionable décor. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_394.mp3 yes Thu, 10 Jan 2019 23:00:00 EST 2:32:23 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to 2019 a year for hard hitting discussions about: mattresses, imagination rooms, and dog show antics. We play a game of Zoo-points and proudly announce that Alex is getting a dog if he likes it or not. Welcome to 2019 a year for hard hitting discussions about: mattresses, imagination rooms, and dog show antics. We play a game of Zoo-points and proudly announce that Alex is getting a dog if he likes it or not. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_393.mp3 yes Thu, 03 Jan 2019 22:00:00 EST 1:33:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzz. Alex meets a liar that talks corporate nonsense. We discuss game-changing ideas for work holiday parties and play a festive round of "How Does it End." Matlock 4x13 "The Scrooge" features scrappy street kids, confused dulcimer playing and the rise of the October Calhouns. Happy Holidayzzzzzz. Alex meets a liar that talks corporate nonsense. We discuss game-changing ideas for work holiday parties and play a festive round of "How Does it End." Matlock 4x13 "The Scrooge" features scrappy street kids, confused dulcimer playing and the rise of the October Calhouns. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_392.mp3 yes Tue, 25 Dec 2018 21:00:00 EST 2:25:21 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzz. Our long lost comrade Jon Pernisek returns to “Pernisek-up” the runtime of the podcast. We discuss skittering demons, workplace monsters, cringe-inducing podcasts and the holiday film “A Mom For Christmas” which is truly a chilling tale of terror. Happy Holidayzzzz. Our long lost comrade Jon Pernisek returns to “Pernisek-up” the runtime of the podcast. We discuss skittering demons, workplace monsters, cringe-inducing podcasts and the holiday film “A Mom For Christmas” which is truly a chilling tale of terror. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_391.mp3 yes Sun, 16 Dec 2018 21:00:00 EST 3:22:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayz friends. Alex got Black Friday bamboozled and Brad is trying to navigate the Florida rental market. We discuss drinks that taste like trees, cops that are too alive, read some ‘comedy’ advice, and the pure insanity that is the Netflix original holiday film “The Princess Switch” Happy Holidayz friends. Alex got Black Friday bamboozled and Brad is trying to navigate the Florida rental market. We discuss drinks that taste like trees, cops that are too alive, read some ‘comedy’ advice, and the pure insanity that is the Netflix original holiday film “The Princess Switch” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_390.mp3 yes Sat, 08 Dec 2018 10:30:00 EST 2:53:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayz friends. We read some Dove Promises Alex drops some truly game changing shocking spoilers. We give some podcast recommendations and discuss the latest kooky antics on Riverdale and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Happy Holidayz friends. We read some Dove Promises Alex drops some truly game changing shocking spoilers. We give some podcast recommendations and discuss the latest kooky antics on Riverdale and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_389.mp3 yes Mon, 26 Nov 2018 20:59:00 EST 1:45:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayz and we are bringing in a harvest of stolen valor and chill shenanigans. Brad has been hanging out with dog pals and Alex is ready to hunt for saints and discuss ‘club play’. We discuss Amazing Stories 2x09 “Thanksgiving” in which David Carradine becomes hole-people food. Happy Holidayz and we are bringing in a harvest of stolen valor and chill shenanigans. Brad has been hanging out with dog pals and Alex is ready to hunt for saints and discuss ‘club play’. We discuss Amazing Stories 2x09 “Thanksgiving” in which David Carradine becomes hole-people food. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_388.mp3 yes Tue, 20 Nov 2018 23:59:00 EST 2:06:30 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for this chill ep as Alex gives an important update on Spidergeddon 2018 We have some shocking news about our Mormon friends and play a festive game of “Pumpkin Spice or No Spice” also we learn about some interesting parenting/lifestyle techniques. Join us for this chill ep as Alex gives an important update on Spidergeddon 2018 We have some shocking news about our Mormon friends and play a festive game of “Pumpkin Spice or No Spice” also we learn about some interesting parenting/lifestyle techniques. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_387.mp3 yes Sun, 11 Nov 2018 11:00:00 EST 1:34:57 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex introduces some truly terrifying ways to waste money. Even your local meteor man will tremble in horror. We give cat advice to some people with paranormal problems and discuss Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 4x05 “Halloween 3” which features a cute dog that can cure arthritis. Alex introduces some truly terrifying ways to waste money. Even your local meteor man will tremble in horror. We give cat advice to some people with paranormal problems and discuss Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 4x05 “Halloween 3” which features a cute dog that can cure arthritis. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_386.mp3 yes Wed, 31 Oct 2018 10:09:11 EST 2:13:08 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is on the case of a newspaper mystery. Brad has seen the first film in Sony’s Little Orphan Annie Extended Universe. We also discuss season tickets, paper shredders and pockets. Night Gallery 3x1 “The Return of the Sorcerer” is super kooky and features Vincent Price paying Bill Bixby $750 a week to move in and read him a single page of a book. Alex is on the case of a newspaper mystery. Brad has seen the first film in Sony’s Little Orphan Annie Extended Universe. We also discuss season tickets, paper shredders and pockets. Night Gallery 3x1 “The Return of the Sorcerer” is super kooky and features Vincent Price paying Bill Bixby $750 a week to move in and read him a single page of a book. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_385.mp3 yes Wed, 24 Oct 2018 13:09:11 EST 2:27:00 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex survives a true spider horror situation. Brad has seen “Peppermint” AKA Jennifer Garner’s latest entry into the MCU. We discuss the Are you Afraid of the Dark 5x12 “The Tale of the Night Shift” which features vampires that cosplay as little girls. Alex survives a true spider horror situation. Brad has seen “Peppermint” AKA Jennifer Garner’s latest entry into the MCU. We discuss the Are you Afraid of the Dark 5x12 “The Tale of the Night Shift” which features vampires that cosplay as little girls. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_384.mp3 yes Sun, 14 Oct 2018 16:09:11 EST 2:02:59 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex Reports in on the latest board game news. Brad continues to live a Halloween Horror Nights Life. We help some Mormons with the computer woes and Chris joins us as we get into the spookiest season of the year with a game of “Guided by Parents” and the scandalous BBC program “Ghostwatch” Alex Reports in on the latest board game news. Brad continues to live a Halloween Horror Nights Life. We help some Mormons with the computer woes and Chris joins us as we get into the spookiest season of the year with a game of “Guided by Parents” and the scandalous BBC program “Ghostwatch” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_383.mp3 yes Sat, 06 Oct 2018 20:09:11 EST 3:21:47 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad got thwarted in his attempt to live an A-List life. Cincinnati people are trash and should be shunned from polite society. Alex promises something mediocre for episode 800. Brad reports in on Halloween Horror Nights opening night. We take a look into the far future of August 2018 on Seaquest DSV 1x16 “Whale Song”. Brad got thwarted in his attempt to live an A-List life. Cincinnati people are trash and should be shunned from polite society. Alex promises something mediocre for episode 800. Brad reports in on Halloween Horror Nights opening night. We take a look into the far future of August 2018 on Seaquest DSV 1x16 “Whale Song”. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_382.mp3 yes Sat, 29 Sep 2018 20:09:11 EST 2:36:43 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We report on “Coupon Faeries”, the worst toothbrush, Amazon trees, and things weirder than “The Nun”. Advise is givien and Sci-Fi September moves forward as we discuss the barely decipherable 1985 episode of Doctor Who “Revelation of the Daleks: Part 1”. We report on “Coupon Faeries”, the worst toothbrush, Amazon trees, and things weirder than “The Nun”. Advise is givien and Sci-Fi September moves forward as we discuss the barely decipherable 1985 episode of Doctor Who “Revelation of the Daleks: Part 1”. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_381.mp3 yes Thu, 20 Sep 2018 20:09:11 EST 2:28:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidays friends, join us as we discuss movies and give some proper advice to people that have been denied freedom. Sci-Fi September starts off with The Outer Limits 6x17 “Gettysburg” in which Alex Diakun sends some redneck civil war re-enactors back in time to learn their lesson. They inadvertently cause Meatloaf to kill Barack Obama. Happy Holidays friends, join us as we discuss movies and give some proper advice to people that have been denied freedom. Sci-Fi September starts off with The Outer Limits 6x17 “Gettysburg” in which Alex Diakun sends some redneck civil war re-enactors back in time to learn their lesson. They inadvertently cause Meatloaf to kill Barack Obama. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_380.mp3 yes Tue, 11 Sep 2018 00:09:11 EST 2:22:21 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us as we fly our flags at double-mast! Brad begins a new movie lifestyle. Alex reports in on proper lifeguard/mystery solver training. We play Giving Advice: THE GAME and discuss the worst wedding story. Join us as we fly our flags at double-mast! Brad begins a new movie lifestyle. Alex reports in on proper lifeguard/mystery solver training. We play Giving Advice: THE GAME and discuss the worst wedding story. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_379.mp3 yes Thu, 06 Sep 2018 23:46:20 EST 1:51:28 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad discusses the latest in Slenderpass. Alex has has seen The Goat, or Mamma Mia: Here we go Again! The latest Coca-Cola Short Film Commercial is painfully awful. We finish off Animation August with a true classic Mister T 2x09 “The U.F.O. Mystery” and 3x04 “The Playtown Mystery Brad discusses the latest in Slenderpass. Alex has has seen The Goat, or Mamma Mia: Here we go Again! The latest Coca-Cola Short Film Commercial is painfully awful. We finish off Animation August with a true classic Mister T 2x09 “The U.F.O. Mystery” and 3x04 “The Playtown Mystery https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_378.mp3 yes Thu, 30 Aug 2018 23:46:20 EST 2:33:07 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek breaks out a new game called “WWMBP?” --What Would Brad MoviePass? Unfortunately this game is most likely already impossible thanks to shifting sand of that once great service. We watch the Second half of the pilot to Denver the Last Dinosaur and Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 13 "Raid on Las Vegas” Jon Pernisek breaks out a new game called “WWMBP?” --What Would Brad MoviePass? Unfortunately this game is most likely already impossible thanks to shifting sand of that once great service. We watch the Second half of the pilot to Denver the Last Dinosaur and Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 13 "Raid on Las Vegas” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_377.mp3 yes Wed, 22 Aug 2018 23:46:20 EST 2:47:14 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Would you read to a stranger to disrupt the status quo? Would you do it to steal from venture capital assholes? Brad saw The Equalizer 2 and it was great. Alex tells us about someone exploring the possibility of hobbies. Animation August drags on as we watch the first half of the pilot to Denver the Last Dinosaur and the first episode of Galaxy High. Would you read to a stranger to disrupt the status quo? Would you do it to steal from venture capital assholes? Brad saw The Equalizer 2 and it was great. Alex tells us about someone exploring the possibility of hobbies. Animation August drags on as we watch the first half of the pilot to Denver the Last Dinosaur and the first episode of Galaxy High. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_376.mp3 yes Mon, 13 Aug 2018 23:46:20 EST 2:28:31 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is dealing with horrifying unknown terrors invading his home like some sort of H.P. Lovecraft nightmare. Brad continues to promote Opera. American Hero Jon Pernisek is here to help us discuss She-Ra Episode 1x63 “Flowers for Hordak” and Rubik: The Amazing Cube 1x09 “Honolulu Rubik” Alex is dealing with horrifying unknown terrors invading his home like some sort of H.P. Lovecraft nightmare. Brad continues to promote Opera. American Hero Jon Pernisek is here to help us discuss She-Ra Episode 1x63 “Flowers for Hordak” and Rubik: The Amazing Cube 1x09 “Honolulu Rubik” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_375.mp3 yes Tue, 07 Aug 2018 19:44:20 EST 2:43:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions What month is it? When are we recording this? When are we posting it? How do calendars work? Look, time is a flat circle or whatever. We’re doing Animation August, ok? Brad attempts to explain “Skyscraper” and Alex learns about the battle of Gettysburg. We discuss Captain N: The Game Master 1x09 "Nightmare on Mother Brain's Street"which is mega weirdicus. What month is it? When are we recording this? When are we posting it? How do calendars work? Look, time is a flat circle or whatever. We’re doing Animation August, ok? Brad attempts to explain “Skyscraper” and Alex learns about the battle of Gettysburg. We discuss Captain N: The Game Master 1x09 "Nightmare on Mother Brain's Street"which is mega weirdicus. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_374.mp3 yes Wed, 01 Aug 2018 19:44:20 EST 2:23:16 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzz as Xmas in July comes to a close. Brad continues to live a Moviepass life. Alex discovers the worst podcast ever devised. Dr Quinn 5x13 “Season of Miracles” gives us the yuletide origin story of Marvel’s Daredevil in frontier times. Happy Holidayzzz as Xmas in July comes to a close. Brad continues to live a Moviepass life. Alex discovers the worst podcast ever devised. Dr Quinn 5x13 “Season of Miracles” gives us the yuletide origin story of Marvel’s Daredevil in frontier times. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_373.mp3 yes Mon, 23 Jul 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:11:11 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek joins us to spread Xmas in July cheer as we discuss latest in moviepass shenanigans and the most painful 35 second advertisement ever created. We play Drum, Pay,Toast! The Equalizer 3x11 “Christmas Presence” presents us with a child with AIDS and the drunken barkeep that wants to straight up murder him. Jon Pernisek joins us to spread Xmas in July cheer as we discuss latest in moviepass shenanigans and the most painful 35 second advertisement ever created. We play Drum, Pay,Toast! The Equalizer 3x11 “Christmas Presence” presents us with a child with AIDS and the drunken barkeep that wants to straight up murder him. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_372.mp3 yes Mon, 16 Jul 2018 01:44:20 EST 3:07:55 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad reports on an insane amount of movies, some of which involve upsetting puppets, cowboy dinosaur dinner theatre, and John Travolta’s face. Alex relates some truly terrifying travel nightmares on his journey to White Wasp Island. We begin Christmas in July with our pals on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 2x10 “Jangle Bells”. Brad reports on an insane amount of movies, some of which involve upsetting puppets, cowboy dinosaur dinner theatre, and John Travolta’s face. Alex relates some truly terrifying travel nightmares on his journey to White Wasp Island. We begin Christmas in July with our pals on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 2x10 “Jangle Bells”. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_371.mp3 yes Mon, 2 Jul 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:04:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is besieged by The Man and irate fast food workers. Alex gives some important and upsetting Encyclopedia Brown update. Jonathon introduces us to “The Mundane Game” We close out Jason Bateman month with Some of My Best Friends...1x03 “Scenes From an Italian Party” Brad is besieged by The Man and irate fast food workers. Alex gives some important and upsetting Encyclopedia Brown update. Jonathon introduces us to “The Mundane Game” We close out Jason Bateman month with Some of My Best Friends...1x03 “Scenes From an Italian Party” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_370.mp3 yes Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:50:16 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex encounters some Hanson deepcuts in the wild. Brad reports in on Best F(r)iends part II. Jonathon is here in spirit and in his own voicemail block. Jason Bateman month continues with Valerie 1x03 “The Wrong Stuff” which is more entertaining than that episode of nurses, I guess. Alex encounters some Hanson deepcuts in the wild. Brad reports in on Best F(r)iends part II. Jonathon is here in spirit and in his own voicemail block. Jason Bateman month continues with Valerie 1x03 “The Wrong Stuff” which is more entertaining than that episode of nurses, I guess. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_369.mp3 yes Mon, 18 Jun 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:39:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad learns that anything is legal in Florida if you have out of state plates. Billy Dee Williams misses coconut water. Alex has mediocre taste of Cincinnati and some fun at the YMCA. Jonathon gives us some tips on running our worker co-op. Jason Bateman month begins with It’s Your Move 1x03 “Dating Games” Brad learns that anything is legal in Florida if you have out of state plates. Billy Dee Williams misses coconut water. Alex has mediocre taste of Cincinnati and some fun at the YMCA. Jonathon gives us some tips on running our worker co-op. Jason Bateman month begins with It’s Your Move 1x03 “Dating Games” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_368.mp3 yes Sat, 12 Jun 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:35:45 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on Infinity War and a shocking two part Grey’s Anatomy. Brad is listening to incredibly awkward podcasts whilst making high-end Jughead haberdashery. We watch the 1987 GI Joe Movie and try to understand what is going on. Alex reports in on Infinity War and a shocking two part Grey’s Anatomy. Brad is listening to incredibly awkward podcasts whilst making high-end Jughead haberdashery. We watch the 1987 GI Joe Movie and try to understand what is going on. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_367.mp3 yes Sat, 02 Jun 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:04:20 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dummies don’t know what rich is. Alex is studying up on black majick “Blood Over Intent” videos in hopes that we can start making Chapo dollars. Brad helps Alex chose his ideal cosplay outfit. We help some more mormons and break a little ice. Dummies don’t know what rich is. Alex is studying up on black majick “Blood Over Intent” videos in hopes that we can start making Chapo dollars. Brad helps Alex chose his ideal cosplay outfit. We help some more mormons and break a little ice. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_366.mp3 yes Sun, 27 May 2018 01:44:20 EST 1:41:41 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We take a casual turn as we are still recovering from the horrors of April Anarchy. Brad Continues his Moviepass Life. There are an inordinate amount of people that do not understand how spaces work and want to fuck the Lost in Space Robot. Free Comic Book Day delivers some shocking Riverdale revelations and we turn Alex into a G.I. Joe character. We take a casual turn as we are still recovering from the horrors of April Anarchy. Brad Continues his Moviepass Life. There are an inordinate amount of people that do not understand how spaces work and want to fuck the Lost in Space Robot. Free Comic Book Day delivers some shocking Riverdale revelations and we turn Alex into a G.I. Joe character. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_365.mp3 yes Sun, 20 May 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:04:07 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We’re back for part two of the 2018 April Anarchy Monster Bracket Showdown. Meet 19 terrifying creatures as they battle for the crown of the most vile monsters we have met in the past year. Don’t listen to this episode in the dark or while eating. We’re back for part two of the 2018 April Anarchy Monster Bracket Showdown. Meet 19 terrifying creatures as they battle for the crown of the most vile monsters we have met in the past year. Don’t listen to this episode in the dark or while eating. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_364.mp3 yes Sat, 12 May 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:24:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for part one of the 2018 April Anarchy Monster Bracket Showdown. The Junior Bracket may be small in size but is chock full or terrifying Creepers, Peepers, Celebs, and shocking surprises. Beware, these aren’t your old man’s monsters. Join us for part one of the 2018 April Anarchy Monster Bracket Showdown. The Junior Bracket may be small in size but is chock full or terrifying Creepers, Peepers, Celebs, and shocking surprises. Beware, these aren’t your old man’s monsters. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_363.mp3 yes Thu, 10 May 2018 01:44:20 EST 1:19:34 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions There’s a hider in your trunk and we hope it’s not from a capitalist cockroach farm. Alex is going for strolls all the live long day and Brad finally saw “Chappaquiddick”. We play Giving Advice: THE GAME with our pals on Mormon Hub. There’s a hider in your trunk and we hope it’s not from a capitalist cockroach farm. Alex is going for strolls all the live long day and Brad finally saw “Chappaquiddick”. We play Giving Advice: THE GAME with our pals on Mormon Hub. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_362.mp3 yes Wed, 02 May 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:09:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on local book sales and what part Alf will play in Avengers Infinity War. Brad continues his MoviePass Lifestyle with “Aardvark” and “Truth or Dare”. We discuss Monsters 2x22 “The Gift” in which Abe Vigoda is bested by a rich kid and a 200 year old monster man with a convenient amount of superpowers. Alex reports in on local book sales and what part Alf will play in Avengers Infinity War. Brad continues his MoviePass Lifestyle with “Aardvark” and “Truth or Dare”. We discuss Monsters 2x22 “The Gift” in which Abe Vigoda is bested by a rich kid and a 200 year old monster man with a convenient amount of superpowers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_361.mp3 yes Thu, 26 Apr 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:27:03 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is holding onto his sanity by a thread. Jonathon brings us some hot campus lingo from the 1880’s. Alex has updates in upsetting foreign technology. Swamp Thing: The Series 1x11 “Falco” might be the dumbest thing ever created, also Swamp Narc lectures a bird. Brad is holding onto his sanity by a thread. Jonathon brings us some hot campus lingo from the 1880’s. Alex has updates in upsetting foreign technology. Swamp Thing: The Series 1x11 “Falco” might be the dumbest thing ever created, also Swamp Narc lectures a bird. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_360.mp3 yes Mon, 16 Apr 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:51:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We finally learn which Shadow People are following us. When not being slapped by his daughter, Alex is exploring the world of Encyclopedia Brown. Brad reports on a grip of mostly mediocre movies. Monster month continues with Swamp Thing: The Series 2x09 “Smoke and Mirrors” in which Swamp Narc teaches a successful musician that Rock Music is bad by tricking him into shooting his manager. We finally learn which Shadow People are following us. When not being slapped by his daughter, Alex is exploring the world of Encyclopedia Brown. Brad reports on a grip of mostly mediocre movies. Monster month continues with Swamp Thing: The Series 2x09 “Smoke and Mirrors” in which Swamp Narc teaches a successful musician that Rock Music is bad by tricking him into shooting his manager. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_359.mp3 yes Mon, 09 Apr 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:19:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has some Japanese pepsi news, Jon Pernisek brings us a truly shocking transcript. Brad reports on the super creepy fun ride “Unsane”. We kickoff monster month with 1x02 “Holly’s House” a 20 minute show with hours of questionable fashion. Alex has some Japanese pepsi news, Jon Pernisek brings us a truly shocking transcript. Brad reports on the super creepy fun ride “Unsane”. We kickoff monster month with 1x02 “Holly’s House” a 20 minute show with hours of questionable fashion. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_358.mp3 yes Wed, 04 Apr 2018 01:44:20 EST 3:18:54 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad has seen the cinematic treasure "Hurricane Heist" and nothing will ever be the same. Alex tells us all about Duck Season and it's lasting impacts. We watch the truly bizarre television program My Mother the Car 1x03 "What Makes Auntie Freeze" in which Jerry Van Dyke runs afoul of herda hada balloon justice. Brad has seen the cinematic treasure "Hurricane Heist" and nothing will ever be the same. Alex tells us all about Duck Season and it's lasting impacts. We watch the truly bizarre television program My Mother the Car 1x03 "What Makes Auntie Freeze" in which Jerry Van Dyke runs afoul of herda hada balloon justice. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_357.mp3 yes Mon, 26 Mar 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:37:45 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Check your Angel Numbers before you listen to this episode. Old timey balloon walking was a future trend that never quite panned out… yet. We help some Mormons with their serious problems and are leery of Israeli eye laser tech. We discuss the truly awful show “Nurses” and discuss the truly awful episode 1x03 "This Joint Is Jumpin'" Check your Angel Numbers before you listen to this episode. Old timey balloon walking was a future trend that never quite panned out… yet. We help some Mormons with their serious problems and are leery of Israeli eye laser tech. We discuss the truly awful show “Nurses” and discuss the truly awful episode 1x03 "This Joint Is Jumpin'" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_356.mp3 yes Mon, 19 Mar 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:02:48 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has returned to the free north and Brad is luckily not a murderer. We agree that Steven Spielberg is a mixed bag at best. Moviepass life continues with “Game Night” and “Red Sparrow” Alex is watching “The Magicians” AKA grad school for majicks. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 1x03 “The Visitor” wherein Dr. Quinn’s mother comes to town carrying around an insane amount of cash money. Alex has returned to the free north and Brad is luckily not a murderer. We agree that Steven Spielberg is a mixed bag at best. Moviepass life continues with “Game Night” and “Red Sparrow” Alex is watching “The Magicians” AKA grad school for majicks. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 1x03 “The Visitor” wherein Dr. Quinn’s mother comes to town carrying around an insane amount of cash money https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_355.mp3 yes Mon, 12 Mar 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:19:22 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Live from the first official Ramjack Meetup in Orlando, it’s a very special episode of Ramjack. Alex is in town to crown a world’s greatest human and have all sorts of magical adventure. Also we discuss Annihilation and Black Panther(s) in the cinema and on television in Manimal 1x03 “Night of the Scorpion” which does not include a single scorpion. Live from the first official Ramjack Meetup in Orlando, it’s a very special episode of Ramjack. Alex is in town to crown a world’s greatest human and have all sorts of magical adventure. Also we discuss Annihilation and Black Panther(s) in the cinema and on television in Manimal 1x03 “Night of the Scorpion” which does not include a single scorpion. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_354.mp3 yes Mon, 05 Mar 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:38:28 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is living a moviepass life whilst dreaming of a woodworking life, Joey has thoughts on comedians. Rice university is writing on food for science. Bitcoin mining is the destructive endpoint of capitalist plunder. We play a round of “Giving Advice: The Game” where we dole out some solid shadow people advice and play “Are you Game? (The Game)” Brad is living a moviepass life whilst dreaming of a woodworking life, Joey has thoughts on comedians. Rice university is writing on food for science. Bitcoin mining is the destructive endpoint of capitalist plunder. We play a round of “Giving Advice: The Game” where we dole out some solid shadow people advice and play “Are you Game? (The Game)” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_353.mp3 yes Mon, 26 Feb 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:08:36 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has some grievances with critics of “Altered Carbon” Brad has grievances with any movie other than “I, Tonya” being nominated for anything. We give some important advice to rebellious Mormons. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 2x29 "Dobie Plays Cupid" comes to screeching halt for an important discovery and a new friend much to the dismay of all our Kreb-head listeners. Alex has some grievances with critics of “Altered Carbon” Brad has grievances with any movie other than “I, Tonya” being nominated for anything. We give some important advice to rebellious Mormons. The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 2x29 "Dobie Plays Cupid" comes to screeching halt for an important discovery and a new friend much to the dismay of all our Kreb-head listeners. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_352.mp3 yes Mon, 19 Feb 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:45:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are glad to report that, unlike the union, the state of podcast is solid, Brad reports on the feel-good film of the year “Winchester: The House that Ghosts Built”. Alex has reports on hot Japanese digital frog trends and Altered Carbon. We check back in on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 1x37 "Here Comes the Groom" We are glad to report that, unlike the union, the state of podcast is solid, Brad reports on the feel-good film of the year “Winchester: The House that Ghosts Built”. Alex has reports on hot Japanese digital frog trends and Altered Carbon. We check back in on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 1x37 "Here Comes the Groom" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_351.mp3 yes Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:44:20 EST 1:47:54 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions American hero and braveheart Jon Pernisek brings an exciting round of Oreo-No Breakfast Cereal Edition. Brad and Jon have watched “The Post” the story of a wealthy newspaper magnate that we are supposed to care about. We jump into February with The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 1x22 "Love Is a Fallacy" Also we are all shocked to our core to learn about the demise of a beloved comedic treasure. American hero and braveheart Jon Pernisek brings an exciting round of Oreo-No Breakfast Cereal Edition. Brad and Jon have watched “The Post” the story of a wealthy newspaper magnate that we are supposed to care about. We jump into February with The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 1x22 "Love Is a Fallacy" Also we are all shocked to our core to learn about the demise of a beloved comedic treasure. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_350.mp3 yes Fri, 09 Feb 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:55:08 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this shorter than average bonus episode we discuss an adventure to the premiere Christian Theme Park in Orlando Florida, some “Kickass” Train Facts, and play the long awaited Snatch and Release Round 7. In this shorter than average bonus episode we discuss an adventure to the premiere Christian Theme Park in Orlando Florida, some “Kickass” Train Facts, and play the long awaited Snatch and Release Round 7 https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_349b.mp3 yes Sun, 04 Feb 2018 01:44:20 EST 0:33:34 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to the first episode of Movies and Manimals. Alex saw the fun ride “Logan” and Brad saw “Proud Mary” which also might be a Wolverine movie from the 80s. Alex had a wacky lock picking adventure and encountered some pine derby shenanigans. We discuss the pilot episode of “Manimal” and question if a panther is the best animal for spycraft. Welcome to the first episode of Movies and Manimals. Alex saw the fun ride “Logan” and Brad saw “Proud Mary” which also might be a Wolverine movie from the 80s. Alex had a wacky lock picking adventure and encountered some pine derby shenanigans. We discuss the pilot episode of “Manimal” and question if a panther is the best animal for spycraft. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_349.mp3 yes Mon, 29 Jan 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:38:18 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad weighs in on the award winning “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri” and “Insidious: The Last Key” Alex has some hip lingo for young lovers. We discuss the pilot episode of “Automan” which is even more bonkers than you might think possible. Brad weighs in on the award winning “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri” and “Insidious: The Last Key” Alex has some hip lingo for young lovers. We discuss the pilot episode of “Automan” which is even more bonkers than you might think possible. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_348.mp3 yes Mon, 22 Jan 2018 01:44:20 EST 1:58:05 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome back bravehearts,this week we’ve got a lot of movie talk as Brad weighs in on “All the Money in the World”, Jon discusses “The Greatest Showman”, and Alex evades genuine opinions through a series of paper thin strawmen with conflicting views on “THE last Jedi”. We continue our new year of pilot episode celebration with the truly bizarre 1958 “Adventures of Super Pup” and the fractured psyche of a mouse shrouded in darkness. Welcome back bravehearts,this week we’ve got a lot of movie talk as Brad weighs in on “All the Money in the World”, Jon discusses “The Greatest Showman”, and Alex evades genuine opinions through a series of paper thin strawmen with conflicting views on “THE last Jedi”. We continue our new year of pilot episode celebration with the truly bizarre 1958 “Adventures of Super Pup” and the fractured psyche of a mouse shrouded in darkness. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_347.mp3 yes Mon, 15 Jan 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:33:51 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome to 2018. Brad watched the Doctor Who xmas episode and the bewildering christmas-ish film Pottersville. Jon checks in on "she who shall not be named" and her travel antics and we learn all about some hot new comics you won't want to miss. We kick off New Year's pilot season with Revenge of the Nerds (1991) and Free Spirit (1989) Welcome to 2018. Brad watched the Doctor Who xmas episode and the bewildering christmas-ish film Pottersville. Jon checks in on "she who shall not be named" and her travel antics and we learn all about some hot new comics you won't want to miss. We kick off New Year's pilot season with Revenge of the Nerds (1991) and Free Spirit (1989) https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_346.mp3 yes Mon, 08 Jan 2018 01:44:20 EST 2:40:57 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz we are getting ready for a year of secret themes. Alex reveals the secrets of “Murder She Wrote: Coffee, Tea, or… Murder” Brad Reports on the latest Dog Show antics. We explore some of the greatest adventure novels of 1917. Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz we are getting ready for a year of secret themes. Alex reveals the secrets of “Murder She Wrote: Coffee, Tea, or… Murder” Brad Reports on the latest Dog Show antics. We explore some of the greatest adventure novels of 1917. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_345.mp3 yes Mon, 01 Jan 2018 01:44:20 EST 1:39:25 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and a scammin’ new year. Brad has finally watched season 2 of Stranger Things and listened to the Dirty John podcast. Alex breaks down Netflix stats and checks in on gameplaying robots. Some solid pre-release Star Wars predictions are made. We learn that Alex has angel blindness in Love Boat 6x13 “The Christmas Presence” is really fucking weird. Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and a scammin’ new year. Brad has finally watched season 2 of Stranger Things and listened to the Dirty John podcast. Alex breaks down Netflix stats and checks in on gameplaying robots. Some solid pre-release Star Wars predictions are made. We learn that Alex has angel blindness in Love Boat 6x13 “The Christmas Presence” is really fucking weird. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_344.mp3 yes Sat, 23 Dec 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:16:08 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Alex has some questionable new novelty food trends to report on. Brad encounters brunch monsters of the highest order. We examine 2017 through the eyes of Tumblr. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 4x12 "Fifi’s First Christmas" is a holiday classic in which a Bichon Frise wrecks havoc on the frontier and Brian throws boomerang tomahawks all over the place. Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Alex has some questionable new novelty food trends to report on. Brad encounters brunch monsters of the highest order. We examine 2017 through the eyes of Tumblr. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 4x12 "Fifi’s First Christmas" is a holiday classic in which a Bichon Frise wrecks havoc on the frontier and Brian throws boomerang tomahawks all over the place. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_343.mp3 yes Sat, 17 Dec 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:18:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Listeners come here! Listeners come heeeere! Alex reports in on some 1930s Hardy Boys literature. Roman J. Israel Esq. is a great movie for adults. We do a special double dip into holiday Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman episodes 2x11 "Mike's Dream: A Christmas Tale" 3x13 "A First Christmas" brought to you by the Westbend Poppery III Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Listeners come here! Listeners come heeeere! Alex reports in on some 1930s Hardy Boys literature. Roman J. Israel Esq. is a great movie for adults. We do a special double dip into holiday Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman episodes 2x11 "Mike's Dream: A Christmas Tale" 3x13 "A First Christmas" brought to you by the Westbend Poppery III https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_342.mp3 yes Sat, 09 Dec 2017 01:44:20 EST 3:17:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Brad weighs in on the garbage pail kids waxwork nightmare that is LBJ and also Justice League. Alex gives us a hallmark holiday update. We discuss the scandalous fate of our former hometown fake meteorologist. Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Brad weighs in on the garbage pail kids waxwork nightmare that is LBJ and also Justice League. Alex gives us a hallmark holiday update. We discuss the scandalous fate of our former hometown fake meteorologist. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_341.mp3 yes Sun, 04 Dec 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:09:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzz. Brad reports in on the latest at the cinema and the antics of Donna Brazile. Alex rewatched Titanic and has a lot of questions. We give some holiday advice and steal some valor. Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzzz. Brad reports in on the latest at the cinema and the antics of Donna Brazile. Alex rewatched Titanic and has a lot of questions. We give some holiday advice and steal some valor. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_340.mp3 yes Sun, 26 Nov 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:41:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzzzz. Brad has checked out the first couple of chapters in Donna Brazile’s kooky new book,“Hacked”. Alex is here to Shout About it! via his report on his Jackson Trip and his love for a reality show that glorifies the revolting state of Capitalist oppression. We visit the always terrifying world of Small Wonder with a hugely questionable 2x12 “Thanksgiving Story” in which we uncover the worst outfit of all time. Happy Holidayzzzzzzz. Brad has checked out the first couple of chapters in Donna Brazile’s kooky new book,“Hacked”. Alex is here to Shout About it! via his report on his Jackson Trip and his love for a reality show that glorifies the revolting state of Capitalist oppression. We visit the always terrifying world of Small Wonder with a hugely questionable 2x12 “Thanksgiving Story” in which we uncover the worst outfit of all time. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_339.mp3 yes Sun, 19 Nov 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:17:56 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzz friends!! There's a new cushion that will change your life! Country Bear Gerard Butler saves earth from a geostorm and a crooked politician whilst eating a ham and getting lost! Balloons! Floats! and we get a special visit from Moss Man, Pat Sayjack, Phylicia Rashad, Bert Convy, and a confused Tony Bennet at the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Happy Holidayzzzzz friends!! There's a new cushion that will change your life! Country Bear Gerard Butler saves earth from a geostorm and a crooked politician whilst eating a ham and getting lost! Balloons! Floats! and we get a special visit from Moss Man, Pat Sayjack, Phylicia Rashad, Bert Convy, and a confused Tony Bennet at the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_338.mp3 yes Sun, 13 Nov 2017 01:44:20 EST 3:31:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad saw Snowman which is the least thrilling thriller ever made. Alex finds a collection of paranormal romance novels that are hugely upsetting. The DNC is garbagefire. We discuss My Three Sons 1x08 "Chip's Harvest" in which we learn not to judge Native Americans just because they are Jewish and not Native Americans. Come and enjoy a coffee with us. Brad saw Snowman which is the least thrilling thriller ever made. Alex finds a collection of paranormal romance novels that are hugely upsetting. The DNC is garbagefire. We discuss My Three Sons 1x08 "Chip's Harvest" in which we learn not to judge Native Americans just because they are Jewish and not Native Americans. Come and enjoy a coffee with us. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_337.mp3 yes Sun, 05 Nov 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:53:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad has reservations about Idris Elba's ability to take care of a dog. Alex has discovered a very questionable book series for children. Some people don't understand how naps work. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 3x16 "Halloween II" has Dr. Q playing god and doing unnecessary experimental plastic surgery on Bull from Night Court as the townspeople gather torches and pitchforks. Brad has reservations about Idris Elba's ability to take care of a dog. Alex has discovered a very questionable book series for children. Some people don't understand how naps work. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 3x16 "Halloween II" has Dr. Q playing god and doing unnecessary experimental plastic surgery on Bull from Night Court as the townspeople gather torches and pitchforks. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_336.mp3 yes Sun, 29 Oct 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:11:02 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad challenges Alex to a game of “What The Hell Did My Doctor Say This Time” Alex is getting into the halloween spirit and checking out touring musicals. The remake of “Flatliners” is absolute nonsense. Knight Rider ep 3x05 "Halloween Knight" is a wacky ride into an over complicated precursor to Baywatch Nights. Brad challenges Alex to a game of “What The Hell Did My Doctor Say This Time” Alex is getting into the halloween spirit and checking out touring musicals. The remake of “Flatliners” is absolute nonsense. Knight Rider ep 3x05 "Halloween Knight" is a wacky ride into an over complicated precursor to Baywatch Nights. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_335.mp3 yes Sun, 22 Oct 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:45:32 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad finally got his moviepass card and saw Stephen King’s “It” Alex has flag issues in his neighborhood and some important news regarding the wedding of Cats and Bats. There’s a hot new trend called gravity blankets and they just might be dangerous, or at least stupid. The spookiest of seasons rolls on as we discuss the truly kooky Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 2x03 “HALLOWEEN” in which a spooky ghost must be appeased with hobbyhorses and dead body pranks are the norm. Brad finally got his moviepass card and saw Stephen King’s “It” Alex has flag issues in his neighborhood and some important news regarding the wedding of Cats and Bats. There’s a hot new trend called gravity blankets and they just might be dangerous, or at least stupid. The spookiest of seasons rolls on as we discuss the truly kooky Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 2x03 “HALLOWEEN” in which a spooky ghost must be appeased with hobbyhorses and dead body pranks are the norm. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_334.mp3 yes Sun, 15 Oct 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:09:56 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex fears he might be a video game monster. Jonathon is working in an actual monster fort. Brad has read about the history of the 401k and has a shocking train game. We begin our Halloween season with the extremely dodgy: “Marc Summers Mystery Magical Tour” Alex fears he might be a video game monster. Jonathon is working in an actual monster fort. Brad has read about the history of the 401k and has a shocking train game. We begin our Halloween season with the extremely dodgy: “Marc Summers Mystery Magical Tour” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_333.mp3 yes Sun, 08 Oct 2017 01:44:20 EST 3:18:35 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad survived a hurricane and power outage from hell to report in on the latest Halloween Horror Nights Shenanigans. We uncover some shocking truths about Unsolved Mysteries and Doctor Phil. Dogs are snatched in a very special themed edition of “Snatch and Release”. We also answer the question of, how many pregnancy tests are enough for the lord? Brad survived a hurricane and power outage from hell to report in on the latest Halloween Horror Nights Shenanigans. We uncover some shocking truths about Unsolved Mysteries and Doctor Phil. Dogs are snatched in a very special themed edition of “Snatch and Release”. We also answer the question of, how many pregnancy tests are enough for the lord? https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_332.mp3 yes Mon, 02 Oct 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:58:04 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us as we kick off the holiday season with our annual reflection on freedom. Join us as we kick off the holiday season with our annual reflection on freedom. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_331.mp3 yes Mon, 11 Sep 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:44:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Shockingly boxing is still a thing in 2017 and money can still buy you happiness. Alex is checking his apps to catch all the celebs in Cincinnati. Brad receives important news from an exceptional friend located at the nexus of this very episode. We watch Three’s Company 5x19 “Double Trouble” wherein Jack pulls a Matt Murdock and Mr. Furly is an American hero. Shockingly boxing is still a thing in 2017 and money can still buy you happiness. Alex is checking his apps to catch all the celebs in Cincinnati. Brad receives important news from an exceptional friend located at the nexus of this very episode. We watch Three’s Company 5x19 “Double Trouble” wherein Jack pulls a Matt Murdock and Mr. Furly is an American hero. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_330.mp3 yes Wed, 06 Sep 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:05:59 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We survived the solar eclipse without going blind, being attacked by werewolves, or getting in trouble. Alex visits “The Disney World of Cincinnati” to find some “Monsters”? We discuss an episode of the classic radio show “Bold Venture” starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall in the sultry settings of tropical Havana and the mysterious islands of the Caribbean. We survived the solar eclipse without going blind, being attacked by werewolves, or getting in trouble. Alex visits “The Disney World of Cincinnati” to find some “Monsters”? We discuss an episode of the classic radio show “Bold Venture” starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall in the sultry settings of tropical Havana and the mysterious islands of the Caribbean. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_329.mp3 yes Thu, 31 Aug 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:56:29 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jozie reports in from the front lines of middle school. Moviepass has a questionable business model but Brad is going to attempt to use it until the next financial crisis destroys the tech startup vc bubble. We get an update on Dan’s transition and how it affects his life. The Junior Varsity Monster League has some strong early contenders that are likely to give Alex a run for his money. We discuss the greatest film ever made “Kidnap” starring Halle Berry –which is still in the theaters so you better hurry up and go. Jozie reports in from the front lines of middle school. Moviepass has a questionable business model but Brad is going to attempt to use it until the next financial crisis destroys the tech startup vc bubble. We get an update on Dan’s transition and how it affects his life. The Junior Varsity Monster League has some strong early contenders that are likely to give Alex a run for his money. We discuss the greatest film ever made “Kidnap” starring Halle Berry –which is still in the theaters so you better hurry up and go. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_328.mp3 yes Thu, 24 Aug 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:20:46 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad returns from his travels and discusses them proving that he wasn’t pretending to have a power outage for the last episode. Hacksaw Ridge is laughably terrible. Youtube is buying some “interesting” properties. Finally, we play a themed round of “Jonathon’s formerly named party-game that we can’t remember the name of but later learn it’s called Partyzilla” Brad returns from his travels and discusses them proving that he wasn’t pretending to have a power outage for the last episode. Hacksaw Ridge is laughably terrible. Youtube is buying some “interesting” properties. Finally, we play a themed round of “Jonathon’s formerly named party-game that we can’t remember the name of but later learn it’s called Partyzilla” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_327.mp3 yes Fri, 18 Aug 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:48:15 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex and Jonathon are taking the reins and nothing will ever be the same. Alex has Science Facts and Dog Life Hacks. Jonathon is looking for the perfect digital daddy. Advice is given and parties are planned.Will you be able to decipher the cryptic theme of HumGayGhost? Listen now to find out. Alex and Jonathon are taking the reins and nothing will ever be the same. Alex has Science Facts and Dog Life Hacks. Jonathon is looking for the perfect digital daddy. Advice is given and parties are planned.Will you be able to decipher the cryptic theme of HumGayGhost? Listen now to find out. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_326.mp3 yes Mon, 07 Aug 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:44:44 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The Democratic Party has a solid new plan for defeating the Republicans that is sure to work. Brad is looking for audiobooks for his roadtrip. Alex works with some people that are mad dumb. New pals are added to the Snatchatorium as we play Snatch and Release. Xmas in July leads us to the barely watchable “Timmy's Gift: A Precious Moments Christmas Story” featuring Dom DeLuise, Don Knotts, and Roddy McDowall. The Democratic Party has a solid new plan for defeating the Republicans that is sure to work. Brad is looking for audiobooks for his roadtrip. Alex has some workers that are mad dumb. New pals are added to the Snatchatorium as we play Snatch and Release. Xmas in July leads us to the barely watchable “Timmy's Gift: A Precious Moments Christmas Story” featuring Dom DeLuise, Don Knotts, and Roddy McDowall. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_325.mp3 yes Sat, 29 Jul 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:47:33 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, Christmas in July ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Work monsters and sandwich monsters are on the loose. We check in with Dear Prudence and play another exciting round of Snatch and Release in the Snatchatorium/Pup Pound/PupHause. We actually discuss the 1979 Family Circus Christmas which is hugely upsetting on many fronts. Work monsters and sandwich monsters are on the loose. We check in with Dear Prudence and play another exciting round of Snatch and Release in the Snatchatorium/Pup Pound/PupHause. We actually discuss the 1979 Family Circus Christmas which is hugely upsetting on many fronts. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_324.mp3 yes Sat, 22 Jul 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:33:09 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, Christmas in July ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this all-new, all-shocking episode we discuss workplace monsters, hot polls, “Anne with an E” and play another round of Snatch and Release. Alex gives us a peek at the upcoming barrage of Hallmark Holiday Movies. Brad takes us into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss Catherine the Great: Portrait of a Woman. Also Alex might have had a massive stroke during this episode. In this all-new, all-shocking episode we discuss workplace monsters, hot polls, “Anne with an E” and play another round of Snatch and Release. Alex gives us a peek at the upcoming barrage of Hallmark Holiday Movies. Brad takes us into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss Catherine the Great: Portrait of a Woman. Also Alex might have had a massive stroke during this episode. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_323.mp3 yes Sat, 15 Jul 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:55:24 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, Christmas in July ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this very special episode Alex is back from White Wasp Island and Brad is back from his 4th of July in the Dark Ages just in time to give thanks to our corporate sponsors. We discuss the documentary “Holy Hell” about a creepy ballet cult and discuss the sadsack xmas animated classic "The Wish That Changed Christmas". In this very special episode Alex is back from White Wasp Island and Brad is back from his 4th of July in the Dark Ages just in time to give thanks to our corporate sponsors. We discuss the documentary “Holy Hell” about a creepy ballet cult and discuss the sadsack xmas animated classic "The Wish That Changed Christmas". https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_322.mp3 yes Sat, 08 Jul 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:24:02 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, Christmas in July ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Tammy and Dan are here to discuss all the latest shenanigans and workplace nightmares. Even though Alex is away at a whites-only island vacation we take some time to give him and his family some useful advice. Brad steps into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss Thomas Frank’s “Listen, Liberal: Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?” We play a multitude of games and watch the first ten minute preview of the “Beats of Rage: The FP Part II” Tammy and Dan are here to discuss all the latest shenanigans and workplace nightmares. Even though Alex is away at a whites-only island vacation we take some time to give him and his family some useful advice. Brad steps into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss Thomas Frank’s “Listen, Liberal: Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?” We play a multitude of games and watch the first ten minute preview of the “Beats of Rage: The FP Part II” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_321.mp3 yes Sat, 01 Jul 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:11:38 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, Beats of Rage: The FP Part II, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are on full bramble alert this week as Alex gives us some second-hand monster details. Brad tries not to be a “David Lynch hating SJW” for a second. We play “Snatch and Release” AKA the greatest game ever devised. Anne of Green Gables pulls a cruel prank on a child and we visit some old friends in Charles in Charge 2x20 “Twice Upon a Time” We are on full bramble alert this week as Alex gives us some second-hand monster details. Brad tries not to be a “David Lynch hating SJW” for a second. We play “Snatch and Release” AKA the greatest game ever devised. Anne of Green Gables pulls a cruel prank on a child and we visit some old friends in Charles in Charge 2x20 “Twice Upon a Time” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_320.mp3 yes Wed, 21 Jun 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:13:21 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, Charles in Charge ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad has seen “Wonder Woman” as well as “Mommy Dead and Dearest” Alex relays some bizarre and upsetting tales from the criminal justice system as well our (and Jughead’s) alma mater. We also learn which Schwarzenegger character we are. Brad has seen “Wonder Woman” as well as “Mommy Dead and Dearest” Alex relays some bizarre and upsetting tales from the criminal justice system as well our (and Jughead’s) alma mater. We also learn which Schwarzenegger character we are. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_319.mp3 yes Wed, 14 Jun 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:40:27 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, Unsolved Mysteries ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad reports in on the monsters of MegaCon . Alex is starting a podcast about Romance novels with his Mother. We discuss the 1990 Halloween episode of Unsolved Mysteries and meet a friendly ghost, a vision questing wall street prodigy, a scam artists named Miss Katie and some assholes that believe in Reincarnation. Brad reports in on the monsters of MegaCon . Alex is starting a podcast about Romance novels with his Mother. We discuss the 1990 Halloween episode of Unsolved Mysteries and meet a friendly ghost, a vision questing wall street prodigy, a scam artists named Miss Katie and some assholes that believe in Reincarnation. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_318.mp3 yes Wed, 07 Jun 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:07:37 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, Unsolved Mysteries ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Mailbox money and mailbox burgers: everyone’s a winner on this ep. Brad has been to Pandora and Alex might be losing his mind. We also help Mormons with their fashion issues and ask the hard-hitting questions about Orville Redenbacher. Mailbox money and mailbox burgers: everyone’s a winner on this ep. Brad has been to Pandora and Alex might be losing his mind. We also help Mormons with their fashion issues and ask the hard-hitting questions about Orville Redenbacher. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_317.mp3 yes Wed, 31 May 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:38:43 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, April Anarchy ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions There’s some hot new trends headed your way as well as some extremely questionable snacks. We give advice to some Mormon Hubbers and chat about the shocking conclusion to Riverdale and Guardians of the Galaxy. There’s some hot new trends headed your way as well as some extremely questionable snacks. We give advice to some Mormon Hubbers and chat about the shocking conclusion to Riverdale and Guardians of the Galaxy. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_316.mp3 yes Wed, 24 May 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:57:40 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, April Anarchy ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The thrilling conclusion to April Anarchy 2017. Who will take home the trophy and be crowned Monster of the year? Can your heart withstand the terror? We continue forward with 14 more of the scariest creatures that we have encountered in the world. The thrilling conclusion to April Anarchy 2017. Who will take home the trophy and be crowned Monster of the year? Can your heart withstand the terror? We continue forward with 14 more of the scariest creatures that we have encountered in the world. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_315.mp3 yes Sat, 13 May 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:59:06 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, April Anarchy ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Here they are the first 16 super scary monsters in the 2017 April Anarchy Brackets. You will meet terrors that defy reason, health and safety standards, and the social contract. As well as some that are just silly. Alex returns from paternity leave to join Brad, Jon, Tammy, and Dan on a two-part epic showdown of scary beasts. Don’t listen with the lights off. Here they are the first 16 super scary monsters in the 2017 April Anarchy Brackets. You will meet terrors that defy reason, health and safety standards, and the social contract. As well as some that are just silly. Alex returns from paternity leave to join Brad, Jon, Tammy, and Dan on a two-part epic showdown of scary beasts. Don’t listen with the lights off. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_314.mp3 yes Wed, 10 May 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:03:02 Brad Cupples, Alex Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Monsters, April Anarchy ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dan has some important Japanese food “News” Blatant age discrimination is rocking the Lego scene and entitled white dudes are not happy about it. The DNC continues to devolve into a quagmire of uselessness as it desperately grasps for any money it can consume. Brad delves into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss Don Quixote and The Man Who Was Recklessly Curious. We discuss the first episode of the netflix original series “Samurai Gourmet” Dan has some important Japanese food “News” Blatant age discrimination is rocking the Lego scene and entitled white dudes are not happy about it. The DNC continues to devolve into a quagmire of uselessness as it desperately grasps for any money it can consume. Brad delves into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss Don Quixote and The Man Who Was Recklessly Curious. We discuss the first episode of the netflix original series “Samurai Gourmet” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_313.mp3 yes Tue, 02 May 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:32:29 Brad Cupples, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Don Quixote, DNC, Bernie Sanders ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions This exciting ep is chock full of games, shenanigans, and fun. Tammy and Dan relate the woeful tale of the Salad Monster. We battle wits with the Bing Translator and attempt to unravel the works of Nicholas Cage and John Cusack. The Golden Girls 3x06 “Letter To Gorbachev” is a delightful romp from a far off time when medicare needed to be defended, threat of nuclear war was ever-present, and the President was a washed up celebrity turned right-wing lunatic. This exciting ep is chock full of games, shenanigans, and fun. Tammy and Dan relate the woeful tale of the Salad Monster. We battle wits with the Bing Translator and attempt to unravel the works of Nicholas Cage and John Cusack. The Golden Girls 3x06 “Letter To Gorbachev” is a delightful romp from a far off time when medicare needed to be defended, threat of nuclear war was ever-present, and the President was a washed up celebrity turned right-wing lunatic. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_312.mp3 yes Tue, 25 Apr 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:51:38 Brad Cupples, Tammy Ginader, The Golden Girls, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Freedom Hater Jon Pernisek is here to help discuss the latest actions of Great Leader as well as to discuss the mythical creatures of Lumberjack lore. We discuss the latest hamburger-less antics on Riverdale and the surprisingly popular podcast “S-Town”which is actually called Shit Town except when it’s not. Also a check gets cashed. Freedom Hater Jon Pernisek is here to help discuss the latest actions of Great Leader as well as to discuss the mythical creatures of Lumberjack lore. We discuss the latest hamburger-less antics on Riverdale and the surprisingly popular podcast “S-Town”which is actually called Shit Town except when it’s not. Also a check gets cashed. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_311.mp3 yes Wed, 12 Apr 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:24:47 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Riverdale, S-Town, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Monsters are everywhere and we will report on them. Brad sees everyone’s favorite 80’s band of unfortunate looking weirdos Night Ranger and avoids snatching any dogs for the moment. Tammy checks in with an old friend and his latest complete waste of time. Dan has important food news from Japan and tales of real estate. Punky Brewster 1x08 “Go To Sleep” and “A Visit to the Doctor” give us a glimpse into the luxurious and superstitious life of Henry Warnimont. Monsters are everywhere and we will report on them. Brad sees everyone’s favorite 80’s band of unfortunate looking weirdos Night Ranger and avoids snatching any dogs for the moment. Tammy checks in with an old friend and his latest complete waste of time. Dan has important food news from Japan and tales of real estate. Punky Brewster 1x08 “Go To Sleep” and “A Visit to the Doctor” give us a glimpse into the luxurious and superstitious life of Henry Warnimont. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_310.mp3 yes Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:16:49 Brad Cupples, Tammy Ginader, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us for a truly spectacular podcast experience. Brad meets a wacky new friend in Prussian history. Jon Pernisek walks us through the current mediocre offerings on Broadway. We regulate on fools from The Ethicist and MormonHub. Margaux is the absolute worst in Punky Brewster 1x07 “Parents Night” Join us for a truly spectacular podcast experience. Brad meets a wacky new friend in Prussian history. Jon Pernisek walks us through the current mediocre offerings on Broadway. We regulate on fools from The Ethicist and MormonHub. Margaux is the absolute worst in Punky Brewster 1x07 “Parents Night” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_309.mp3 yes Mon, 27 Mar 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:59:54 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions To all citizen heroes and villains we are here for an exciting new ep. Monster sightings are on the rise in all parts of Orlando. Brad is literally wheelin and dealin. Tammy reports in on the latest developments in James Cameron’s weird addition to Disney World. Dan has Japanese food “news”. We say a final farewell to LDS.net and hello to the first “full length” regular episode of Punky Brewster “Take Me out to the Ballgame” To all citizen heroes and villains we are here for an exciting new ep. Monster sightings are on the rise in all parts of Orlando. Brad is literally wheelin and dealin. Tammy reports in on the latest developments in James Cameron’s weird addition to Disney World. Dan has Japanese food “news”. We say a final farewell to LDS.net and hello to the first “full length” regular episode of Punky Brewster “Take Me out to the Ballgame” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_308.mp3 yes Wed, 15 Mar 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:59:57 Brad Cupples, Tammy Ginader, Dan Ginader, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions There are monsters on the roads all over the country. We try to catalog as many of those as we can. Alex discovers a review of his greatest cereal accomplishment. Riverdale has more live snakes than hamburgers. We discuss the Punky Brewster episodes “Walk Pool” and “Gone Fishing” wherein we meet a crew of rapscallions and murder a lot of fish. There are monsters on the roads all over the country. We try to catalog as many of those as we can. Alex discovers a review of his greatest cereal accomplishment. Riverdale has more live snakes than hamburgers. We discuss the Punky Brewster episodes “Walk Pool” and “Gone Fishing” wherein we meet a crew of rapscallions and murder a lot of fish. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_307.mp3 yes Wed, 08 Mar 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:46:28 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek is here with questions of ethics. Brad has watched HBO’s “Beware the Slenderman” and continues to be disgusted by the American justice system. We learn about the street gang from the wrong side of Riverdale that is run by grown ass men in their 40s and discuss the Punky Brewster episodes “Lost and Found” and “Punky Gets Her Own Room” in which Eugene dies a painful death. Jon Pernisek is here with questions of ethics. Brad has watched HBO’s “Beware the Slenderman” and continues to be disgusted by the American justice system. We learn about the street gang from the wrong side of Riverdale that is run by grown ass men in their 40s and discuss the Punky Brewster episodes “Lost and Found” and “Punky Gets Her Own Room” in which Eugene dies a painful death. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_306.mp3 yes Wed, 01 Mar 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:49:37 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Good News: this is a safe podcast that isn’t going to threaten you. Alex has news for people that want weird novelty keys or watch Star Trek Documentaries. Brad brings in a book report for Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology full of Loki shenanigans. Riverdale takes another turn into bonkers town and Punky Brewster 1x03 in which *Spoiler Alert* Punky finally finds a home with no help from the worst actress ever. Good News: this is a safe podcast that isn’t going to threaten you. Alex has news for people that want weird novelty keys or watch Star Trek Documentaries. Brad brings in a book report for Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology full of Loki shenanigans. Riverdale takes another turn into bonkers town and Punky Brewster 1x03 in which *Spoiler Alert* Punky finally finds a home with no help from the worst actress ever. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_305.mp3 yes Wed, 22 Feb 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:34:06 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex reports in on Jeezos praying for artificial intelligence – because they really know how to waste time. Brad has watched the bizarre documentary “Unleashed! A Dog Dancing Story” which follows the wild machinations of a charismatic cult leader as he fulfills his dreams of a dog vs kite apocalypse. Riverdale episode two remains burger-less and Punky Brewster 1x02 introduces some terrible new characters and ends with an orphanage escape. Alex reports in on Jeezos praying for artificial intelligence – because they really know how to waste time. Brad has watched the bizarre documentary “Unleashed! A Dog Dancing Story” which follows the wild machinations of a charismatic cult leader as he fulfills his dreams of a dog vs kite apocalypse. Riverdale episode two remains burger-less and Punky Brewster 1x02 introduces some terrible new characters and ends with an orphanage escape. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_304.mp3 yes Wed, 15 Feb 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:41:18 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions This is the biggest podcast in the world. It’s huge. Big League. This podcast is so big it will make your head spin. Alex gives us a book report from his Murder She Wrote mystery novel. We discuss the pilot of Riverdale which is suspiciously hamburger-less and finally crack the first episode of Punky Brewster “Punky Finds a Home Part One” This is the biggest podcast in the world. It’s huge. Big League. This podcast is so big it will make your head spin. Alex gives us a book report from his Murder She Wrote mystery novel. We discuss the pilot of Riverdale which is suspiciously hamburger-less and finally crack the first episode of Punky Brewster “Punky Finds a Home Part One” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_303.mp3 yes Wed, 08 Feb 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:52:03 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Punky Brewster ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions As our great leader is a reality tv star we pay homage to the great leader by discussing reality television. We figure out which shows we should be on. Alex reports in on all the Catfish eps he's been catching up on and Brad saw another waste of time movie. As our great leader is a reality tv star we pay homage to the great leader by discussing reality television. We figure out which shows we should be on. Alex reports in on all the Catfish eps he's been catching up on and Brad saw another waste of time movie. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_302.mp3 yes Wed, 01 Feb 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:27:23 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Get your office legos and your good memory vacuum dust. It’s time for an exciting episode of Ramjack. Brad reports on the greatest episode of Hoarders ever. Ponderosa Jon checks in on our old unnamed friend who is taking a literal bold stand. Get your office legos and your good memory vacuum dust. It’s time for an exciting episode of Ramjack. Brad reports on the greatest episode of Hoarders ever. Ponderosa Jon checks in on our old unnamed friend who is taking a literal bold stand. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_301.mp3 yes Wed, 25 Jan 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:56:40 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this scandalous episode 300 celebration we discuss the unwieldy nonsense that is the film? Suicide Squad. Alex has a new comedy partner and will be touring AutoZones across the country. Brad relates a tale of tears and kicking sand in people’s face. In this scandalous episode 300 celebration we discuss the unwieldy nonsense that is the film? Suicide Squad. Alex has a new comedy partner and will be touring AutoZones across the country. Brad relates a tale of tears and kicking sand in people’s face. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_300.mp3 yes Tue, 17 Jan 2017 01:44:20 EST 2:14:29 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Criminals and monsters are running amok in Orlando and Brad is a citizen hero. Alex is trying not to get scammed by educational investment shenanigans. We discuss Rogue One for a taste and are relieved that George Lucas isn’t allowed to make Star Wars anymore. Criminals and monsters are running amok in Orlando and Brad is a citizen hero. Alex is trying not to get scammed by educational investment shenanigans. We discuss Rogue One for a taste and are relieved that George Lucas isn’t allowed to make Star Wars anymore. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_299.mp3 yes Wed, 11 Jan 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:43:44 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We survived the holidays. Alex is creating magical cinematic moments. Brad is encountering biker Santas with no respect for proper garage use. We dip into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss an airline murder mystery. The Bing translator wrecks havoc on the films of 2016 and we crown a new World’s Greatest Human. We survived the holidays. Alex is creating magical cinematic moments. Brad is encountering biker Santas with no respect for proper garage use. We dip into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss an airline murder mystery. The Bing translator wrecks havoc on the films of 2016 and we crown a new World’s Greatest Human. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_298.mp3 yes Thu, 05 Jan 2017 01:44:20 EST 1:41:43 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad learns about Flat-Daddy dead banana dogs at the 2016 (Formerly Eukanuba) Dog Show. Alex has watched some holiday gems. We give a lot of people advice and learn how we should have spent our holiday breaks. It's truly a magical time. Brad learns about Flat-Daddy dead banana dogs at the 2016 (Formerly Eukanuba) Dog Show. Alex has watched some holiday gems. We give a lot of people advice and learn how we should have spent our holiday breaks. It's truly a magical time. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_297.mp3 yes Thu, 29 Dec 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:48:15 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is living in a transportation nightmare. Alex informs us about New Jersey’s hottest theme park. We discuss the holiday classic “A Plum Pudding Mystery” in which a plucky blonde baking magnate finds herself in the middle of a murder investigation again. Also we question the feasibility of grown-ass man dojos. Brad is living in a transportation nightmare. Alex informs us about New Jersey’s hottest theme park. We discuss the holiday classic “A Plum Pudding Mystery” in which a plucky blonde baking magnate finds herself in the middle of a murder investigation again. Also we question the feasibility of grown-ass man dojos. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_296.mp3 yes Thu, 22 Dec 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:31:04 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek helps Brad choose from some questionable recipes and in return he answers some truly boggling ethical queries. We discuss a lot of aliens that have Christmas Questions in “A Cosmic Christmas” and “Deck the Halls with Wacky Walls” Jon Pernisek helps Brad choose from some questionable recipes and in return he answers some truly boggling ethical queries. We discuss a lot of aliens that have Christmas Questions in “A Cosmic Christmas” and “Deck the Halls with Wacky Walls” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_295.mp3 yes Thu, 15 Dec 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:34:07 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has tales of toys, travel, and obsession. Brad is ready to tell people how it is and call out liars and monsters wherever needed. We are all just trying to get to that Lucky Level where it’s fun to be alive as we discuss the 1948 Christmas episode of The Jack Benny Radio Show Alex has tales of toys, travel, and obsession. Brad is ready to tell people how it is and call out liars and monsters wherever needed. We are all just trying to get to that Lucky Level where it’s fun to be alive as we discuss the 1948 Christmas episode of The Jack Benny Radio Show https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_294.mp3 yes Wed, 07 Dec 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:36:03 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jack Benny ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad encounters a true monster family for the ages at Epcot. Alex brings us some questionable board game variations. In Giving Advice THE GAME we track the geneology of demons with a special promo code. We sadly say farewell to our dear friend Mr. Belvedere on the final episode 6x22 “Mr. Belvedere's Wedding” Brad encounters a true monster family for the ages at Epcot. Alex brings us some questionable board game variations. In Giving Advice THE GAME we track the geneology of demons with a special promo code. We sadly say farewell to our dear friend Mr. Belvedere on the final episode 6x22 “Mr. Belvedere's Wedding” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_293.mp3 yes Sun, 27 Nov 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:34:02 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, Epcot, Star Wars ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The flying toaster gets cast in an upcoming Disney film and Alex is not happy about it. The DNC somehow managed to bungle an election so colossally that they got a rapist elected to President. We help some people with their paranormal hand problems and watch the first part of the Mr. Belvedere finale 6x21 “Mr. Belvedere's Wedding” The flying toaster gets cast in an upcoming Disney film and Alex is not happy about it. The DNC somehow managed to bungle an election so colossally that they got a rapist elected to President. We help some people with their paranormal hand problems and watch the first part of the Mr. Belvedere finale 6x21 “Mr. Belvedere's Wedding” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_292.mp3 yes Mon, 21 Nov 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:35:46 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, Repository ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad discusses a jaunt into a creepy virtual world. Alex informs us of the least effective way to purchase cookies ever. We watch Mr. Belvedere 6x20 “Mumsy” where Mr. Belvedere’s mother visits and Kevin meets a tool belt fetishist. Brad discusses a jaunt into a creepy virtual world. Alex informs us of the least effective way to purchase cookies ever. We watch Mr. Belvedere 6x20 “Mumsy” where Mr. Belvedere’s mother visits and Kevin meets a tool belt fetishist. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_291.mp3 yes Tue, 15 Nov 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:35:46 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, Repository ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad encounters a monster and Alex reports on his trick or treat encounters.We check in with an old rambling friend of Jon Pernisek and play a game of “That’s Investable!” We watch Mr. Belvedere 6x19 “Home” in which Mrs Checchini manipulates everyone into bending to her whims. Brad encounters a monster and Alex reports on his trick or treat encounters.We check in with an old rambling friend of Jon Pernisek and play a game of “That’s Investable!” We watch Mr. Belvedere 6x19 “Home” in which Mrs Checchini manipulates everyone into bending to her whims. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_290.mp3 yes Wed, 09 Nov 2016 01:44:20 EST 3:06:26 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In our last spooky entry of the Halloween season we discuss the terrors of adults that don’t understand the basics of insurance, Olds that still fear communist plots, and obviously: Shadow People. Cheers 3x04 “Fairy Tales Can Come True” is a parade of awful costumes and normalized alcoholism. In our last spooky entry of the Halloween season we discuss the terrors of adults that don’t understand the basics of insurance, Olds that still fear communist plots, and obviously: Shadow People. Cheers 3x04 “Fairy Tales Can Come True” is a parade of awful costumes and normalized alcoholism. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_289.mp3 yes Sun, 30 Oct 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:16:47 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Cheers, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzz! Alex ventures to super spooky locales were corporate monsters lurk. We examine terrifying trends and listen to a delightful romp through 1941 Hollywood with the Jack Benny Radio Show Halloween episode Happy Holidayzzz! Alex ventures to super spooky locales were corporate monsters lurk. We examine terrifying trends and listen to a delightful romp through 1941 Hollywood with the Jack Benny Radio Show Halloween episode https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_288.mp3 yes Tue, 25 Oct 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:01:32 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jack Benny, HHN26 ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzz! As election day approaches we check in on the General Mills Monsters Cereal candidates and their respective platforms. We take some trult upsetting quizes and discuss the 1948 Archie Andrews radio show episode "Halloween Party” in which Mr. Andrews needs to meet up with Chris Hansen. Happy Holidayzzzz! As election day approaches we check in on the General Mills Monsters Cereal candidates and their respective platforms. We take some trult upsetting quizes and discuss the 1948 Archie Andrews radio show episode "Halloween Party” in which Mr. Andrews needs to meet up with Chris Hansen. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_287.mp3 yes Tue, 18 Oct 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:30:09 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Archie Andrews, HHN26 ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex encounters a transcendent marching band and a football magician. Brad wants to be an agitator for hire. We check in on the Nextdoor App and call shenanigans on this lurking clown nonsense. Brad attepts to explain the plot of Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure 2016. Archie’s Weird Mysteries Episode 33 “Halloween of Horror” is a bonkers tale of the power of friendship against ancient vampire prophecy. Alex encounters a transcendent marching band and a football magician. Brad wants to be an agitator for hire. We check in on the Nextdoor App and call shenanigans on this lurking clown nonsense. Brad attepts to explain the plot of Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure 2016. Archie’s Weird Mysteries Episode 33 “Halloween of Horror” is a bonkers tale of the power of friendship against ancient vampire prophecy. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_286.mp3 yes Sun, 09 Oct 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:47:46 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Archie’s Weird Mysteries, HHN26 ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Apparently Millennials are killing everything (that should probably be done away with). We learn that Alex is a complete and total stranger that has kept a truly shocking secret from us all. Brad meets many a monster at Halloween Horror Nights. Mr. Belvedere 6x18 “Bad Marsha” is a banana-cake-bonkers trip into the mind of a deranged lunatic. Apparently Millennials are killing everything (that should probably be done away with). We learn that Alex is a complete and total stranger that has kept a truly shocking secret from us all. Brad meets many a monster at Halloween Horror Nights. Mr. Belvedere 6x18 “Bad Marsha” is a banana-cake-bonkers trip into the mind of a deranged lunatic. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_285.mp3 yes Sat, 01 Oct 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:33:42 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, HHN26 ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Breaking News: Ira Glass is still the worst. Alex has picked up a book about Star Trek that will likely/definitely derail the podcast for the next two weeks in hilarious and surprising ways. We endure some bizarre quizzes and we hear about some close calls. Breaking News: Ira Glass is still the worst. Alex has picked up a book about Star Trek that will likely/definitely derail the podcast for the next two weeks in hilarious and surprising ways. We endure some bizarre quizzes and we hear about some close calls. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_284.mp3 yes Sat, 24 Sep 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:35:59 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, Star Trek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad’s watched a grip of horror movies and cannot accept that people were ever that freaked out by “The Exorcist” AKA Medical Tests and Traipsing Around Africa: The Movie. We try to figure out how to thwart The Ring without a VCR. Alex warns us that are not teaching kids to properly fear babies. In Mr. Belvedere 6x17 “The Baby” Marsha is a selfish monster and we have a lot of questions about the hours of operations for orphanages in the Pitt. Brad’s watched a grip of horror movies and cannot accept that people were ever that freaked out by “The Exorcist” AKA Medical Tests and Traipsing Around Africa: The Movie. We try to figure out how to thwart The Ring without a VCR. Alex warns us that are not teaching kids to properly fear babies. In Mr. Belvedere 6x17 “The Baby” Marsha is a selfish monster and we have a lot of questions about the hours of operations for orphanages in the Pitt. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_283.mp3 yes Thu, 15 Sep 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:28:18 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, HHN26 ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Did you think we forgot? Nope. How could we? We take some quizzes and talk with a bot about freedom and America. Did you think we forgot? Nope. How could we? We take some quizzes and talk with a bot about freedom and America. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_282.mp3 yes Sun, 11 Sep 2016 01:44:20 EST 0:48:22 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, 911 ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We make the terrible mistake of inviting the Pumpkin Spice LatteBot onto the podcast. Alex lets us know who we are most likely to murder. There are Disney monsters on the loose and the new mystery is: Who fucked Goofy? Brad helps us learn about career possibilities. Mr. Belvedere gets back on the rails with Savvy Angela in 6x16 “The Pageant” We make the terrible mistake of inviting the Pumpkin Spice LatteBot onto the podcast. Alex lets us know who we are most likely to murder. There are Disney monsters on the loose and the new mystery is: Who fucked Goofy? Brad helps us learn about career possibilities. Mr. Belvedere gets back on the rails with Savvy Angela in 6x16 “The Pageant” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_281.mp3 yes Sun, 04 Sep 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:11:10 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex breaks out a questionable Power Rangers quiz, Jon Pernisek is battling against the menace of the roaming gutterpunks, Brad survived a monster bus party. Mr. Belvedere reaches new levels is absolute fucking nonsense in 6x15 "Runaways" which does not involve runaways. Alex breaks out a questionable Power Rangers quiz, Jon Pernisek is battling against the menace of the roaming gutterpunks, Brad survived a monster bus party. Mr. Belvedere reaches new levels is absolute fucking nonsense in 6x15 "Runaways" which does not involve runaways. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_280.mp3 yes Sun, 28 Aug 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:31:30 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Neanderthals wore capes and were terrible at pickup lines. The girl scouts are up to some very questionable cookie naming shenanigans. Brad challenges Alex to a true life “Choose Wisely” scenario. We check in on the Mormons for “Giving Advice: THE GAME”. Give it a listen while playing pool or changing your text tone. Neanderthals wore capes and were terrible at pickup lines. The girl scouts are up to some very questionable cookie naming shenanigans. Brad challenges Alex to a true life “Choose Wisely” scenario. We check in on the Mormons for “Giving Advice: THE GAME”. Give it a listen while playing pool or changing your text tone. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_279.mp3 yes Sun, 21 Aug 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:37:03 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Breaking News: People that you pay money to don’t get to be condescending jerks. Receiving Donated Organs carries a terrible price. Sprite is the worst. Mr. Belvedere 6x14 “Donuts” Puts Mr. Belvedere in charge of a donut shop thanks to a prank video will the obvious hilarity somewhat ensues. Breaking News: People that you pay money to don’t get to be condescending jerks. Receiving Donated Organs carries a terrible price. Sprite is the worst. Mr. Belvedere 6x14 “Donuts” Puts Mr. Belvedere in charge of a donut shop thanks to a prank video will the obvious hilarity somewhat ensues. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_278.mp3 yes Sun, 14 Aug 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:56:54 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this exciting new episode Alex almost loses Giving Advice: THE GAME and Brad fails to choose wisely thus getting thwarted by talking wolves. Werner Herzog weighs in on the important issues of the day and the Mormons write angry letters. Mr. Belvedere 6x13 “Love Fest” tries to normalize a 36 yr old man dating a 16 yr old. In this exciting new episode Alex almost loses Giving Advice: THE GAME and Brad fails to choose wisely thus getting thwarted by talking wolves. Werner Herzog weighs in on the important issues of the day and the Mormons write angry letters. Mr. Belvedere 6x13 “Love Fest” tries to normalize a 36 yr old man dating a 16 yr old. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_277.mp3 yes Sun, 07 Aug 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:05:50 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is not a GPS and Alex is decidedly anti-fascist. Cockroaches are being milked and people are going to mud bars, we truly live in a garbage world. Mr. Belvedere 6x12 “The Professor” involves Kevin and Belvedere fighting over a trophy/woman. Brad is not a GPS and Alex is decidedly anti-fascist. Cockroaches are being milked and people are going to mud bars, we truly live in a garbage world. Mr. Belvedere 6x12 “The Professor” involves Kevin and Belvedere fighting over a trophy/woman. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_276.mp3 yes Sun, 31 Jul 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:01:09 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We finish off our xmas in July with Holiday Traditions/Subcultures around the Globe, more impenetrable bing translations and. We learn about a pint-sized would-be-terrorist thwarted by Hero-Bot 5000. Brad has somehow watched a grip of movies and we play a round of “How Does it End” wherein dance cards, cheese making, and failed advertising goals take center stage. We finish off our xmas in July with Holiday Traditions/Subcultures around the Globe, more impenetrable bing translations and. We learn about a pint-sized would-be-terrorist thwarted by Hero-Bot 5000. Brad has somehow watched a grip of movies and we play a round of “How Does it End” wherein dance cards, cheese making, and failed advertising goals take center stage. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_275.mp3 yes Sun, 24 Jul 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:37:06 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Christmas ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzz. Jon Pernisek joins us for further xmas in July shenanigans including a winter monster bracket and a bing translator song challenge. We chomp into everyone’s favorite half-assed yule classic “Christmas Comes To Pac-Land” Happy Holidayzzz. Jon Pernisek joins us for further xmas in July shenanigans including a winter monster bracket and a bing translator song challenge. We chomp into everyone’s favorite half-assed yule classic “Christmas Comes To Pac-Land” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_274.mp3 yes Sun, 17 Jul 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:25:00 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Pac Man, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Christmas ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your sweater and cocoa it’s more fresh xmas in July. Brad is thwarted by some monster theifs. Alex is barraged by Chatty-Cathy. We crack open the bing translator for some holiday nonsense and venture to Riverdale Dungeons where Jughead has a +3 against floorwalkers in the confounding Archie Radio Episode"Christmas Shopping” from 12-13-1947. Grab your sweater and cocoa it’s more fresh xmas in July. Brad is thwarted by some monster theifs. Alex is barraged by Chatty-Cathy. We crack open the bing translator for some holiday nonsense and venture to Riverdale Dungeons where Jughead has a +3 against floorwalkers in the confounding Archie Radio Episode"Christmas Shopping” from 12-13-1947. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_273.mp3 yes Sun, 10 Jul 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:20:33 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Archie, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Christmas ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions As we survive the dark solstice it’s time to officially celebrate xmas in July. Alex violates the law with a shocking lack of alarm. We play everyone’s favorite holiday games with the bing translator and the Situation-How-Does-It-End-Room. We dip back into old time radio to discuss Dragnet from 12/22/49 ".22 Rifle for Christmas” and we read a questionable article about Tom Selleck. As we survive the dark solstice it’s time to officially celebrate xmas in July. Alex violates the law with a shocking lack of alarm. We play everyone’s favorite holiday games with the bing translator and the Situation-How-Does-It-End-Room. We dip back into old time radio to discuss Dragnet from 12/22/49 ".22 Rifle for Christmas” and we read a questionable article about Tom Selleck. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_272.mp3 yes Sun, 03 Jul 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:20:33 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Dragnet, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Christmas ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this Pre-xmas in July podcast we cover a horrific tale of mystery tooth that was possibly stolen by tricky racoons and learn about a new moon that we may have to destroy to fulfill Trumpian prophecy. Alex gives us an update on Bunco and we check in with our old friend Mr. Belvedere for 6x11 "Happy Guys Christmas" In this Pre-xmas in July podcast we cover a horrific tale of mystery tooth that was possibly stolen by tricky racoons and learn about a new moon that we may have to destroy to fulfill Trumpian prophecy. Alex gives us an update on Bunco and we check in with our old friend Mr. Belvedere for 6x11 "Happy Guys Christmas" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_271.mp3 yes Sun, 27 Jun 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:01:26 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has moved into a cursed house previously inhabited by spooky scary monsters. Brad is battling Scooterbitches left and right. We play How does it End: Dating Edition and try to help a Mormon busybody. Alex has moved into a cursed house previously inhabited by spooky scary monsters. Brad is battling Scooterbitches left and right. We play How does it End: Dating Edition and try to help a Mormon busybody. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_270.mp3 yes Sun, 19 Jun 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:42:49 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad has has witnessed a questionable human experience involving deodorant. Alex is living in an old timey internet void. We find out which Archie characters we are and try to find out if American Hero Richard Simmons is being held hostage. Brad has has witnessed a questionable human experience involving deodorant. Alex is living in an old timey internet void. We find out which Archie characters we are and try to find out if American Hero Richard Simmons is being held hostage. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_269.mp3 yes Sat, 11 Jun 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:27:46 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Salt the earth burn the forest it's time for a new episode of Ramjack. Brad's phone is with Jesus now and he's left alone to battle amphibians. Alex might or might not be under investigation in regards to the Cincinnati Gorilla situation. We discuss the completely insane 1940s Archie radio show episodes "Poison Candy" and "Hep Talk" Salt the earth burn the forest it's time for a new episode of Ramjack. Brad's phone is with Jesus now and he's left alone to battle amphibians. Alex might or might not be under investigation in regards to the Cincinnati Gorilla situation. We discuss the completely insane 1940s Archie radio show episodes "Poison Candy" and "Hep Talk" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_268.mp3 yes Sat, 04 Jun 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:26:12 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Archie Andrews, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s time to lock yourself into a panic room 20 doors deep and listen to your favorite podcast. Google’s attempts to write continue to be mediocre. Dove promises have a plan to ruin your life. We give advice to Mormons and spooked children. It’s time to lock yourself into a panic room 20 doors deep and listen to your favorite podcast. Google’s attempts to write continue to be mediocre. Dove promises have a plan to ruin your life. We give advice to Mormons and spooked children. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_267.mp3 yes Thu, 19 May 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:44:13 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions After many many terrible trials and travails with technology we are back to crack open our monster brackets for April Anarchy. Who will be crowned the scourge of 2016? What terrifying beasts lurk in the wild of our everyday life? Beware. Take Care. Beware After many many terrible trials and travails with technology we are back to crack open our monster brackets for April Anarchy. Who will be crowned the scourge of 2016? What terrifying beasts lurk in the wild of our everyday life? Beware. Take Care. Beware. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_266.mp3 yes Sun, 08 May 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:34:03 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Comedy, April Anarchy, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your favorite disease laden snack and listen to this new episode. Alex has some terrible new foodstuffs. Brad relates the latest shocking developments in his crusade against Orlando's Lynx Bus system. We play a rousing game of "How Does it End" and discuss Mr. Belvedere 6x09 "Used Cars" in which Honest Kevin Owens remains a creep and we all feel old by trying to figure out what kids do with money. Grab your favorite disease laden snack and listen to this new episode. Alex has some terrible new foodstuffs. Brad relates the latest shocking developments in his crusade against Orlando's Lynx Bus system. We play a rousing game of "How Does it End" and discuss Mr. Belvedere 6x09 "Used Cars" in which Honest Kevin Owens remains a creep and we all feel old by trying to figure out what kids do with money. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_265.mp3 yes Thu, 21 Apr 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:20:13 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Comedy, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We close out March Madness with some Sports Facts Talk and a scandalous sandwich bracket wherein Alex is caught in a Hillary-esque cheese-steak lie. Also we help people with their supernatural hiders in the house and discuss the 2010 Errol Morris documentary “Tabloid” about a kidnapped Mormon that Brad might have worked with. We close out March Madness with some Sports Facts Talk and a scandalous sandwich bracket wherein Alex is caught in a Hillary-esque cheese-steak lie. Also we help people with their supernatural hiders in the house and discuss the 2010 Errol Morris documentary “Tabloid” about a kidnapped Mormon that Brad might have worked with. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_264.mp3 yes Sat, 16 Apr 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:30:05 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Tabloid, March Madness, Sandwiches, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad has seen "10 Cloverfield Lane" and "Batman hits Superman". Alex is really interested in computers and their writing skills. Dan joins us to give us all of the Legends facts as we discuss Legends of the Hidden Temple 1x24 "The Lost Arm of Shiva" We also discuss an amazing theatrical opportunity in Orlando for people that love quality entertainment at a value price. Brad has seen "10 Cloverfield Lane" and "Batman hits Superman". Alex is really interested in computers and their writing skills. Dan joins us to give us all of the Legends facts as we discuss Legends of the Hidden Temple 1x24 "The Lost Arm of Shiva" We also discuss an amazing theatrical opportunity in Orlando for people that love quality entertainment at a value price. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_263.mp3 yes Wed, 06 Apr 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:01:56 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Dan Ginader, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Break out your brackets it's time for March Madness. Who's going to win Jelly Donuts or Tar Heels? We've got answers. Kidz Bop is a confusing and nonsensical nightmarescape of non sequitur. In Mr. Belvedere 6x08 “Fixed” is a straight-up puppy-a-palooza. Also Hillary Clinton continues to be the worst. Break out your brackets it's time for March Madness. Who's going to win Jelly Donuts or Tar Heels? We've got answers. Kidz Bop is a confusing and nonsensical nightmarescape of non sequitur. In Mr. Belvedere 6x08 “Fixed” is a straight-up puppy-a-palooza. Also Hillary Clinton continues to be the worst. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_262.mp3 yes Thu, 31 Mar 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:15:13 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Politics, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this reasonably sized episode recorded live in Ramjack Studio: Desilu we discuss the most hate-filled places (including and excluding bus stops). Alex is excited about Magneto Mice. Brad finally pushed through "The Devil's Chessboard: Allen Dulles, the CIA, and the Rise of America's Secret Government" by David Talbot and the greatest achievement in television "The People vs O.J. Simpson" In this reasonably sized episode recorded live in Ramjack Studio: Desilu we discuss the most hate-filled places (including and excluding bus stops). Alex is excited about Magneto Mice. Brad finally pushed through "The Devil's Chessboard: Allen Dulles, the CIA, and the Rise of America's Secret Government" by David Talbot and the greatest achievement in television "The People vs O.J. Simpson" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_261.mp3 yes Sun, 20 Mar 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:09:53 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Politics, Class, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Prepare to lay up and hold up for an action packed episode: Brad has troubling mysteries, Jon Pernisek has a quiz, and Alex is on the lookout for possible would-be/definitely-is-not subcultures as per usual. Mr. Belvedere 6x07 “Homecoming” is upsetting to say the least. Prepare to lay up and hold up for an action packed episode: Brad has troubling mysteries, Jon Pernisek has a quiz, and Alex is on the lookout for possible would-be/definitely-is-not subcultures as per usual. Mr. Belvedere 6x07 “Homecoming” is upsetting to say the least. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_260.mp3 yes Tue, 15 Mar 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:55:48 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this reasonably sized episode of Ramjack: Brad lists grievances with the American medical system. Alex is grilled with hard-hitting political questions. In 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' we deal with blatant incest, Mormon fears of the dark, and nerd fears of reality. In this reasonably sized episode of Ramjack: Brad lists grievances with the American medical system. Alex is grilled with hard-hitting political questions. In 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' we deal with blatant incest, Mormon fears of the dark, and nerd fears of reality. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_259.mp3 yes Fri, 04 Mar 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:42:39 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Town Hall Debate, Advice, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Professional Rude Dude, Jon Pernisek, joins Alex and Brad for an exciting new ep of Ramjack. This week we are dealing with serious ethical issues in Giving Advice: THE GAME and also explaining cookware to bewildered Mormons. There are a grip of new toys that are mostly garbage and some very questionable virtual reality products. Professional Rude Dude, Jon Pernisek, joins Alex and Brad for an exciting new ep of Ramjack. This week we are dealing with serious ethical issues in Giving Advice: THE GAME and also explaining cookware to bewildered Mormons. There are a grip of new toys that are mostly garbage and some very questionable virtual reality products. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_258.mp3 yes Sun, 28 Feb 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:30:40 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Church Hacks, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Listen to this hot new episode of game-changing entertainment. There are some super questionable new subcultures in the mix and monsters are everywhere. Join us for a Book Report Battle with The World's Greatest Human of 2015. We kick off a new contest with a guaranteed prize! Mr. Belvedere 6x06 "Paper Mill" is a very very special episode with the most amazing montage ever. Listen to this hot new episode of game-changing entertainment. There are some super questionable new subcultures in the mix and monsters are everywhere. Join us for a Book Report Battle with The World's Greatest Human of 2015. We kick off a new contest with a guaranteed prize! Mr. Belvedere 6x06 "Paper Mill" is a very very special episode with the most amazing montage ever. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_257.mp3 yes Fri, 19 Feb 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:30:40 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Jughead, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Welcome friends and associates, this episode is chock full of tomfoolery and exciting action features. Brad is meeting monsters left and right and Alex teaches us about the hottest trends on facebook according to a very questionable quiz. We attempt to help Applebee's get their shit together and take part in the most powerful book battle in the universe (from the largest book in the universe). Welcome friends and associates, this episode is chock full of tomfoolery and exciting action features. Brad is meeting monsters left and right and Alex teaches us about the hottest trends on facebook according to a very questionable quiz. We attempt to help Applebee's get their shit together and take part in the most powerful book battle in the universe (from the largest book in the universe). https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_256.mp3 yes Sat, 13 Feb 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:57:50 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, He-Man, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Oh hello... we've got a brand new episode full of shenanigans. Alex has discovered that YA novels might just be cheap imitations of 90's television shows. Allen Dulles was a horrific monster. Brad might have to finally stop watching Hoarders. Mr. Belvedere 6x05 “Fear of Flying” welcomes back Savy Angela and Man-at-Arms. Oh hello... we've got a brand new episode full of shenanigans. Alex has discovered that YA novels might just be cheap imitations of 90's television shows. Allen Dulles was a horrific monster. Brad might have to finally stop watching Hoarders. Mr. Belvedere 6x05 “Fear of Flying” welcomes back Savy Angela and Man-at-Arms. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_255.mp3 yes Sat, 06 Feb 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:53:46 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Open your minds and ears this all-new, all-different, all-unsimilar-to-things-that-it-is-not-similar-to episode of the podcast. We discuss some questionable new tech from CES and some popular new literature in “How Does It End?” Mr. Belvedere 6x04 “Big” has all of the fashions. All of them. Open your minds and ears this all-new, all-different, all-unsimilar-to-things-that-it-is-not-similar-to episode of the podcast. We discuss some questionable new tech from CES and some popular new literature in “How Does It End?” Mr. Belvedere 6x04 “Big” has all of the fashions. All of them. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_254.mp3 yes Sat, 30 Jan 2016 01:44:20 EST 2:19:11 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Breaking News: White people are super angry right now. Alex has news of realife capuchin capers. Brad has watched “The Nightmare” and a grip of “Hoarders” episodes. We have another round of Book Report Battles and learn all about Witch Cakes. Breaking News: White people are super angry right now. Alex has news of realife capuchin capers. Brad has watched “The Nightmare” and a grip of “Hoarders” episodes. We have another round of Book Report Battles and learn all about Witch Cakes. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_253.mp3 yes Thu, 21 Jan 2016 01:44:20 EST 1:31:46 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisk, Murder She Wrote, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hello friends, we're back in action and vow for the next year to be: Trustworthy, Sexy, Sincere, Annoying, and Believable. Jon Pernisek joins us to discuss corporate mascots and officiate our first Book Battle. We discuss what was supposedly one of the best podcasts of 2015 OR a terribly framed puff piece about murdering rhinos for sadistic fun. Hello friends, we're back in action and vow for the next year to be: Trustworthy, Sexy, Sincere, Annoying, and Believable. Jon Pernisek joins us to discuss corporate mascots and officiate our first Book Battle. We discuss what was supposedly one of the best podcasts of 2015 OR a terribly framed puff piece about murdering rhinos for sadistic fun. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_252.mp3 yes Thu, 14 Jan 2016 01:44:20 EST 3:03:56 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisk, Murder She Wrote, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzz despite the nightmarish heat wave we are all suffering. Alex is looking to name a new generation. Brad reads a questionable college essay. There's a list of the best podcasts of 2015 and we seem to have been overlooked. We discuss the incredibly convoluted Murder She Wrote 9x09 “A Christmas Secret” which features the return of a dear friend of the podcast. Happy Holidayzzzz despite the nightmarish heat wave we are all suffering. Alex is looking to name a new generation. Brad reads a questionable college essay. There's a list of the best podcasts of 2015 and we seem to have been overlooked. We discuss the incredibly convoluted Murder She Wrote 9x09 “A Christmas Secret” which features the return of a dear friend of the podcast. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_251.mp3 yes Fri, 25 Dec 2015 01:44:20 EST 2:26:16 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Murder She Wrote, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Episode 250! Alex has a serious case of Adele Derangement Syndrome that he refuses to justify. Brad reads useless quotes. Some Japanese People are trying to change the lyrics to the Super Mario Theme song. We crown 2015's "Worlds Greatest Human" and get a letter from our dear pal Hordak. Happy Episode 250! Alex has a serious case of Adele Derangement Syndrome that he refuses to justify. Brad reads useless quotes. Some Japanese People are trying to change the lyrics to the Super Mario Theme song. We crown 2015's "Worlds Greatest Human" and get a letter from our dear pal Hordak. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_250.mp3 yes Sun, 20 Dec 2015 01:44:20 EST 1:14:21 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jughead Jones, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Hordak ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzzzz this is our supersized Post-Thanksgiving Special. The Wonderful Bailiff: Jon Pernisek joins us to discuss Holidays and lackluster parades, play a round of “How Does it End', and clear a lengthy docket of important cases. We discuss He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special as well as some truly amazing and often snifferific commercials. Happy Holidayzzzzz this is our supersized Post-Thanksgiving Special. The Wonderful Bailiff: Jon Pernisek joins us to discuss Holidays and lackluster parades, play a round of “How Does it End', and clear a lengthy docket of important cases. We discuss He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special as well as some truly amazing and often snifferific commercials. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_249.mp3 yes Sat, 12 Dec 2015 01:01:01 EST 3:14:21 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, He-Man and She-Ra A Christmas Special ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad moves another rotation closer to his death and learns about Bernie Sanders' exciting plans for improving the sleep of the nation. Alex brings news of psychics and grandstanding assholes. We play “Giving Advice: THE GAME” and “How Does It End?” Brad moves another rotation closer to his death and learns about Bernie Sanders' exciting plans for improving the sleep of the nation. Alex brings news of psychics and grandstanding assholes. We play “Giving Advice: THE GAME” and “How Does It End?” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_248.mp3 yes Tue, 01 Dec 2015 01:01:01 EST 1:57:10 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Bernie Sanders, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Ben Carson ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex gets more shocking news from his favorite candidate. Brad is ready to take down a bus driver OR Jughead Jones. We play a rousing round of everyone's favorite judicial game, “Hear ye. Hear ye!” Mr. Belvedere 6x03 "Truckin'" is 100% bananas on all fronts. Alex gets more shocking news from his favorite candidate. Brad is ready to take down a bus driver OR Jughead Jones. We play a rousing round of everyone's favorite judicial game, “Hear ye. Hear ye!” Mr. Belvedere 6x03 "Truckin'" is 100% bananas on all fronts. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_247.mp3 yes Tue, 24 Nov 2015 01:01:01 EST 2:22:26 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Ben Carson ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We have an intervention for Alex and his favorite lying presidential candidate. Brad issues some camping advice that might or might not include suicide. We learn about rumblr which is nonsense and not allowed for adults. Also Claire sneaks onto the podcast to help Brad solve some Disney Mysteries. We have an intervention for Alex and his favorite lying presidential candidate. Brad issues some camping advice that might or might not include suicide. We learn about rumblr which is nonsense and not allowed for adults. Also Claire sneaks onto the podcast to help Brad solve some Disney Mysteries. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_246.mp3 yes Tue, 17 Nov 2015 01:01:01 EST 2:21:32 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Claire Laffar, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Ben Carson ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this all-new, all shocking, all free episode we stumble on the greatest Disney mystery/scandal of all time. Alex dusts off his old timey newspaper, Brad is practically spineless, and we all welcome back our favorite sass talking English housekeeper in Mr. Belvedere 6x02 "Brain Busters" In this all-new, all shocking, all free episode we stumble on the greatest Disney mystery/scandal of all time. Alex dusts off his old timey newspaper, Brad is practically spineless, and we all welcome back our favorite sass talking English housekeeper in Mr. Belvedere 6x02 "Brain Busters" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_245.mp3 yes Sun, 08 Nov 2015 01:01:01 EST 1:44:23 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayzzz! Jon Pernisek joins us as we discuss Halloween shenanigans, give some useful shadow people advice, and check in on the post-apocalyptic holidays in Owensboro KY. In Murder, She Wrote 10x3 “The Legacy of Borbey House" the future murderers/murder victims of Cabot Cove turn a blind eye to grave robbing because they are to consumed with all their individual renovation projects. Also there's a vampire. Happy Holidayzzz! Jon Pernisek joins us as we discuss Halloween shenanigans, give some useful shadow people advice, and check in on the post-apocalyptic holidays in Owensboro KY. In Murder, She Wrote 10x3 “The Legacy of Borbey House" the future murderers/murder victims of Cabot Cove turn a blind eye to grave robbing because they are to consumed with all their individual renovation projects. Also there's a vampire. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_244.mp3 yes Sat, 31 Oct 2015 01:01:01 EST 3:19:58 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, chaosatom.com, Murder She Wrote, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayz! This episode is dedicated to new listeners! Join us as w discuss some Halloween Horror Nights Heroes, Tarter Sauce Joe's, and discuss Murder, She Wrote 8x12 “The Witch's Curse" where Dr. Hazlitt's play is almost ruined by murders – as is likely often the case in Cabot Cove Happy Holidayz! This episode is dedicated to new listeners! Join us as w discuss some Halloween Horror Nights Heroes, Tarter Sauce Joe's, and discuss Murder, She Wrote 8x12 “The Witch's Curse" where Dr. Hazlitt's play is almost ruined by murders – as is likely often the case in Cabot Cove https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_243.mp3 yes Mon, 26 Oct 2015 01:01:01 EST 2:34:58 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Murder She Wrote, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayz! We're ready to celebrate Halloween the way it should be: With Medical Dramz, Celebrities with a tenuous connection to reality, and an old lady that solves mysteries. Brad and Jon discuss Murder, She Wrote 5x12 “Fire Burn, Cauldron Bubble” wherein Roddy McDowall, Brad Dourif, and Bill Maher stop by Cabot Cove to deal with witch Shenanigans. Happy Holidayz! We're ready to celebrate Halloween the way it should be: With Medical Dramz, Celebrities with a tenuous connection to reality, and an old lady that solves mysteries. Brad and Jon discuss Murder, She Wrote 5x12 “Fire Burn, Cauldron Bubble” wherein Roddy McDowall, Brad Dourif, and Bill Maher stop by Cabot Cove to deal with witch Shenanigans. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_242.mp3 yes Fri, 16 Oct 2015 01:01:01 EST 2:49:38 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Murder She Wrote, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We're back in action and we have life-changing promises to share, advice for confused Mormons, and new ideas for large corporations from our artistic think tank. Brad encounters amusement park monsters and Alex suggests a very questionable business model for "Artisinal Haunted Houses" We're back in action and we have life-changing promises to share, advice for confused Mormons, and new ideas for large corporations from our artistic think tank. Brad encounters amusement park monsters and Alex suggests a very questionable business model for "Artisinal Haunted Houses" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_241.mp3 yes Sun, 11 Oct 2015 01:01:01 EST 2:10:55 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mystery, hhn25 ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad delivers some important promises. Alex is a real weirdo. The people of reddit have some weird hobbies. We embark on the final season of Mr. Belvedere with 6x01”The Field” in which George's ego is massaged by Robert Goulet and a grip of seemingly famous baseball players as they challenge children to a game. Brad delivers some important promises. Alex is a real weirdo. The people of reddit have some weird hobbies. We embark on the final season of Mr. Belvedere with 6x01”The Field” in which George's ego is massaged by Robert Goulet and a grip of seemingly famous baseball players as they challenge children to a game. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_240.mp3 yes Sun, 27 Sep 2015 01:01:01 EST 2:05:31 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, Robert Goulet ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad and Jon Pernisek are here to remember and to discuss the current status of America, Freedom, Liberty, Eagles, Guns, etc. Brad and Jon Pernisek are here to remember and to discuss the current status of America, Freedom, Liberty, Eagles, Guns, etc. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_239.mp3 yes Fri, 11 Sep 2015 23:59:59 EST 1:37:12 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, USA, Skeptic, Advice, chaosatom.com, 9/11, America ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We're coming on! Brad has developed some strange addictions. Alex has had at least 238 strokes. Hipsters are giving robots panic attacks. We check in on fashion/language shenanigans in China. Giving Advice: THE GAME takes on some letters to the editor of an actual non-defunct newspaper. We review the opening credits to a slew of failed television shows from the late 70's and are morally outraged by our findings therein. We're coming on! Brad has developed some strange addictions. Alex has had at least 238 strokes. Hipsters are giving robots panic attacks. We check in on fashion/language shenanigans in China. Giving Advice: THE GAME takes on some letters to the editor of an actual non-defunct newspaper. We review the opening credits to a slew of failed television shows from the late 70's and are morally outraged by our findings therein. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_238.mp3 yes Mon, 07 Sep 2015 01:00:00 EST 3:12:50 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Advice, chaosatom.com, Sitcoms ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex takes a break from campaigning for Ben Carson to discuss some baseball monsters. Brad has uncovered the underground reenactment movement. There's a really lame themed cruise coming up and an even lamer class you can take in Chicago. Mr Belvedere 5x24 "The Attic" is a less than stellar clip show where the winners and losers might or might not even be in the episode. Alex takes a break from campaigning for Ben Carson to discuss some baseball monsters. Brad has uncovered the underground reenactment movement. There's a really lame themed cruise coming up and an even lamer class you can take in Chicago. Mr Belvedere 5x24 "The Attic" is a less than stellar clip show where the winners and losers might or might not even be in the episode https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_237.mp3 yes Mon, 31 Aug 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:17:54 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad has a list of lunch grievances. Alex has a list of hot slots and a shaky definition of the word 'close'. We give some advice to some people with serious spook/volleyball problems and spoil some books that we have never read. Grab some fruit stripe gum and listen. Brad has a list of lunch grievances. Alex has a list of hot slots and a shaky definition of the word 'close'. We give some advice to some people with serious spook/volleyball problems and spoil some books that we have never read. Grab some fruit stripe gum and listen. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_236.mp3 yes Mon, 24 Aug 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:22:37 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Fruit Stripe Gum, Shadow People ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Make yourself a cozy circle of salt and brick dust it's time for an all-new all-exciting episode of the podcast. There's plenty to be irate about as we discuss Jeezos, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Michio Kaku, and Colonel Sanders. In Giving Advice: THE GAME, we help some people with their shadow people and demon problems. Mr. Belvedere 5x23 “The Dinner” has Marsha trying to kill everyone and Kevin becoming a stripper. Make yourself a cozy circle of salt and brick dust it's time for an all-new all-exciting episode of the podcast. There's plenty to be irate about as we discuss Jeezos, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Michio Kaku, and Colonel Sanders. In Giving Advice: THE GAME, we help some people with their shadow people and demon problems. Mr. Belvedere 5x23 “The Dinner” has Marsha trying to kill everyone and Kevin becoming a stripper https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_235.mp3 yes Mon, 17 Aug 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:34:36 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, Shadow People ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is back from his time at the Island of Privileged and nothing will ever be the same! We spend some serious time in The Situation Room with uncomfortable questions and our digital dreams. Hoarders are hoarding hoarders in their hoard and finally (almost) justifying their insanity. Alex is back from his time at the Island of Privileged and nothing will ever be the same! We spend some serious time in The Situation Room with uncomfortable questions and our digital dreams. Hoarders are hoarding hoarders in their hoard and finally (almost) justifying their insanity. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_234.mp3 yes Mon, 10 Aug 2015 01:00:00 EST 1:37:47 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Situation Room, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In absence of our regular novelty food obsessed host, Jon Pernisek is here to pick up the reigns and introduce us to Cap'n Crunch's latest monstrosity. Brad has seen Terminator Genisys and has no idea what people are complaining about. We give some advice: THE GAME to some really lame-os. Mr. Belvedere almost dies and we have a proper resolution to the Porsche Story. Also if anyone would like anything edited out of this podcast for fear of it theoretically offending someone else, go fuck yourself. Bazinga! In absence of our regular novelty food obsessed host, Jon Pernisek is here to pick up the reigns and introduce us to Cap'n Crunch's latest monstrosity. Brad has seen Terminator Genisys and has no idea what people are complaining about. We give some advice: THE GAME to some really lame-os. Mr. Belvedere almost dies and we have a proper resolution to the Porsche Story. Also if anyone would like anything edited out of this podcast for fear of it theoretically offending someone else, go fuck yourself. Bazinga! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_233.mp3 yes Sat, 01 Aug 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:43:33 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's time for a fresh hot episode of Ramjack! Breaking News: Barbie has a vlog, Jar Jar Binks is a troll and Alex gets fleeced by a scooterbitch. We put some uppity astronauts in their place, learn how the chipmunk got his stripes, and help Mormons with their BDSM problems. It's time for a fresh hot episode of Ramjack! Breaking News: Barbie has a vlog, Jar Jar Binks is a troll and Alex gets fleeced by a scooterbitch. We put some uppity astronauts in their place, learn how the chipmunk got his stripes, and help Mormons with their BDSM problems. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_232.mp3 yes Sat, 24 Jul 2015 01:00:00 EST 1:28:42 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Astronauts, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a super special episode detailing Brad and Dan's epic trip to Jackson TN. A tale of terror, trash, tomfoolery, and tricky tricky characters. Also get some great medical/life advice from a lunatic! It's a super special episode detailing Brad and Dan's epic trip to Jackson TN. A tale of terror, trash, tomfoolery, and tricky tricky characters. Also get some great medical/life advice from a lunatic! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_231.mp3 yes Sat, 11 Jul 2015 01:00:00 EST 3:18:28 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Dan Ginader, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, chaosatom.com, Jackson TN, hoarders ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad prepares for his excursion to Jackson TN. Alex is a criminal. Etsy defies Libertarian values by thwarting dragon souls. We spend an inordinate amount of time trying to find out if decent looking shoes still exist. Mr. Belvedere is back to incest and sexual harassment in Mr. Belvedere 5x21 “Ghostwriter” --which does not feature kids solving mysteries with words or spirits of vengeance. Brad prepares for his excursion to Jackson TN. Alex is a criminal. Etsy defies Libertarian values by thwarting dragon souls. We spend an inordinate amount of time trying to find out if decent looking shoes still exist. Mr. Belvedere is back to incest and sexual harassment in Mr. Belvedere 5x21 “Ghostwriter” --which does not feature kids solving mysteries with words or spirits of vengeance. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_230.mp3 yes Wed, 01 Jul 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:13:43 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Mr. Belvedere, chaosatom.com, Jackson TN ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us as we celebrate the 6th anniversary of the podcast with shocking scandals, long simmering feuds, mental illness and a trip to hoarder-town. We continue our Summer of Alf-yo as we watch the all too-timely Dragnet episodes 2x02 "The Shooting Board" and 2x08 "The Big High" Join us as we celebrate the 6th anniversary of the podcast with shocking scandals, long simmering feuds, mental illness and a trip to hoarder-town. We continue our Summer of Alf-yo as we watch the all too-timely Dragnet episodes 2x02 "The Shooting Board" and 2x08 "The Big High" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_229.mp3 yes Wed, 24 Jun 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:38:25 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Dragnet, chaosatom.com, Hoarders, Skeptic ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has 5 'Why's' and a lot of corporate tales. Brad attempts to take a stand against free stuff. We discuss the "Live"?? return of "Hoarders" and Mr. Belvedere 5x20 "The Escort" teaches us yet again that Marsha is a terrible mother that would rather have her son fuck strangers than be inconvenienced. Alex has 5 'Why's' and a lot of corporate tales. Brad attempts to take a stand against free stuff. We discuss the "Live"?? return of "Hoarders" and Mr. Belvedere 5x20 "The Escort" teaches us yet again that Marsha is a terrible mother that would rather have her son fuck strangers than be inconvenienced. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_228.mp3 yes Fri, 19 Jun 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:21:51 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Mr. Belvedere, chaosatom.com, Hoarders ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions By Hammurabi's code, I can not swear strongly enough that this is a great episode you will love. After spending a little while trying to use Facebook like a couple of geriatric assholes, we learn about crying and lying. Apparently everyone on the planet forgot the last 14 years and somehow allowed Judith Fucking Miller to comment on Seymour Hersch's bin Laden article. We discuss 227 1x21 "Pick Six”. By Hammurabi's code, I can not swear strongly enough that this is a great episode you will love. After spending a little while trying to use Facebook like a couple of geriatric assholes, we learn about crying and lying. Apparently everyone on the planet forgot the last 14 years and somehow allowed Judith Fucking Miller to comment on Seymour Hersch's bin Laden article. We discuss 227 1x21 "Pick Six”. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_227.mp3 yes Wed, 03 Jun 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:37:49 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, 227, chaosatom.com, Data ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this episode we learn about the horrors going on in casinos and in the minds of casino patrons. The Situation Room takes us into a completely unlikely parallel universe in which we never became Vacation Heroes. In Mr. Belvedere 5x19 "The Book" The mystery of Marsha's Porsche plus her shady connections to Al Qaeda are finally revealed. Also we discuss Ghost Writer/Ghost Rider and his contributions to the Marvel Cinematic Universe through solving mysteries with word puzzles and motor cycle stunts. In this episode we learn about the horrors going on in casinos and in the minds of casino patrons. The Situation Room takes us into a completely unlikely parallel universe in which we never became Vacation Heroes. In Mr. Belvedere 5x19 "The Book" The mystery of Marsha's Porsche plus her shady connections to Al Qaeda are finally revealed. Also we discuss Ghost Writer/Ghost Rider and his contributions to the Marvel Cinematic Universe through solving mysteries with word puzzles and motor cycle stunts. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_226.mp3 yes Mon, 25 May 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:01:42 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Shoes, chaosatom.com, Mr. Belvedere ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex brings us a baffling reading comprehension test involving pineapple shenanigans. Jonathon takes us to the situation room to become Vacation Heroes. The seeds have been sown: Monsters will be placed in brackets and eliminated as we crown the champion of April Anarchy 2015! Also we watch Campin' Buddies a 56 minute venture that really stretches the term movie to it's breaking point. Alex brings us a baffling reading comprehension test involving pineapple shenanigans. Jonathon takes us to the situation room to become Vacation Heroes. The seeds have been sown: Monsters will be placed in brackets and eliminated as we crown the champion of April Anarchy 2015! Also we watch Campin' Buddies a 56 minute venture that really stretches the term movie to it's breaking point. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_225.mp3 yes Sat, 16 May 2015 01:00:00 EST 3:31:09 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Shoes, chaosatom.com, Campin Buddies ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Stop groovin' to "Krakow Ghetto - Winter '41" and listen to this exciting episode of Ramjack! We discuss Alex's favorite show "Undercover Boss" and the Sci-Ti documentary "Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief" Brad has a monster sighting as we move towards April Anarchy. Alex brings some musical science facts. We give some advice to Mormons and nerdlingers looking for love. Perfect Strangers 3x04 "Taking Stock" teaches us a valuable lesson in Corportate Ethics and Reganomic Pipe Dreams. Stop groovin' to "Krakow Ghetto - Winter '41" and listen to this exciting episode of Ramjack! We discuss Alex's favorite show "Undercover Boss" and the Sci-Ti documentary "Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief" Brad has a monster sighting as we move towards April Anarchy. Alex brings some musical science facts. We give some advice to Mormons and nerdlingers looking for love. Perfect Strangers 3x04 "Taking Stock" teaches us a valuable lesson in Corportate Ethics and Reganomic Pipe Dreams. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_224.mp3 yes Sat, 09 May 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:07:05 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Shoes, chaosatom.com, Perfect Strangers ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Are you a winner? We try to figure out how we can harness the power of bigotry to make money like a conservative. Alex reports dramz from his momz. Brad battles scooterbitches, patriots, mafioso, and the elements in an effort to purchase shoes. Also we finish our March Madness coverage. Are you a winner? We try to figure out how we can harness the power of bigotry to make money like a conservative. Alex reports dramz from his momz. Brad battles scooterbitches, patriots, mafioso, and the elements in an effort to purchase shoes. Also we finish our March Madness coverage. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_223.mp3 yes Wed, 29 Apr 2015 01:00:00 EST 0:55:22 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Shoes, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions American Hero Jon Pernisek returns from his service on the high seas to join us for an exciting new episode. Lora advocates for children to play with gray formless toys that cannot be interpreted as anything recognizable. Adrian visits to discuss March Madness. Mr. Belvedere 5x18 "Really Full House" brings back everyone's least favorite character Lame Wendy and her equally lame husband. American Hero Jon Pernisek returns from his service on the high seas to join us for an exciting new episode. Lora advocates for children to play with gray formless toys that cannot be interpreted as anything recognizable. Adrian visits to discuss March Madness. Mr. Belvedere 5x18 "Really Full House" brings back everyone's least favorite character Lame Wendy and her equally lame husband. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_222.mp3 yes Sat, 18 Apr 2015 01:00:00 EST 3:01:53 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Mr. Belvedere, Jon Pernisek, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad encounters a monster spitting blackness at entire families. Alex has discovered public transportation for douchebags. We are back to March Madness, and yet again, Brad proves that he does indeed know all of the sports facts about the big game. Alex shakes it up with TV show and snack brackets. On Perfect Strangers 3x03 - “Sexual Harrassment In Chicago” Balki fights of the Imperial advances of Saved by The Bell's Grand Moff Tarkin. Brad encounters a monster spitting blackness at entire families. Alex has discovered public transportation for douchebags. We are back to March Madness, and yet again, Brad proves that he does indeed know all of the sports facts about the big game. Alex shakes it up with TV show and snack brackets. On Perfect Strangers 3x03 - “Sexual Harrassment In Chicago” Balki fights of the Imperial advances of Saved by The Bell's Grand Moff Tarkin. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_221.mp3 yes Sat, 04 Apr 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:03:50 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Perfect Strangers, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's March Madness and we are here to explain all the sports facts about which of these creeps is going to sneak into a sweet sixteen party. Arctic Explorers are gross fucks that need to be stopped. Mr. Belvedere 5x17 “The Debate” is an amazing battle of X-men as Heather Pryde Mertz battles Savvy Magik Angela for the attention of some George McFly Conservative loser. Fashions have never been more insane. It's March Madness and we are here to explain all the sports facts about which of these creeps is going to sneak into a sweet sixteen party. Arctic Explorers are gross fucks that need to be stopped. Mr. Belvedere 5x17 “The Debate” is an amazing battle of X-men as Heather Pryde Mertz battles Savvy Magik Angela for the attention of some George McFly Conservative loser. Fashions have never been more insane. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_220.mp3 yes Sat, 28 Mar 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:45:10 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Mr. Belvedere, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Some shockingly not-dead white trash yokel Mario Bros. have made an amazingly terrible looking film that Brad cannot wait to see. Alex is keeping an eye on mouse dreams and terribly written Science articles. Andrew Keegan is an insanely dumb cult leader. We play an exciting game to test our reading comprehension skills. Perfect Strangers rehashes a previous episode as Larry struggles to lose seven pounds in seven days on 3x02 "Weigh to go Buddy" Some shockingly not-dead white trash yokel Mario Bros. have made an amazingly terrible looking film that Brad cannot wait to see. Alex is keeping an eye on mouse dreams and terribly written Science articles. Andrew Keegan is an insanely dumb cult leader. We play an exciting game to test our reading comprehension skills. Perfect Strangers rehashes a previous episode as Larry struggles to lose seven pounds in seven days on 3x02 "Weigh to go Buddy" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_219.mp3 yes Sat, 21 Mar 2015 01:00:00 EST 1:40:46 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Perfect Strangers, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions After Five years of laugh detecting research we are sure there are no Matlock ghosts acting as a muse to the author of Chipotle packaging. We read some creepy dead pet fanfic. Alex finds a ride that is not fun. And Mr. Belvedere somehow finds new levels of insanity in 5x16 “Mutiny” After Five years of laugh detecting research we are sure there are no Matlock ghosts acting as a muse to the author of Chipotle packaging. We read some creepy dead pet fanfic. Alex finds a ride that is not fun. And Mr. Belvedere somehow finds new levels of insanity in 5x16 “Mutiny” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_218.mp3 yes Sat, 14 Mar 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:08:41 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Perfect Strangers, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions There's an update on Central Florida's favorite racist mayoral candidate. Olds are the WORST. We play some classic Ramjack games by giving some solid advice and pitching some really amazing films featuring our favorite "Step-Up" star. Perfect Strangers kicks off Season 3 with new characters and new locales in 3x01 "All The News That Fits". There's an update on Central Florida's favorite racist mayoral candidate. Olds are the WORST. We play some classic Ramjack games by giving some solid advice and pitching some really amazing films featuring our favorite "Step-Up" star. Perfect Strangers kicks off Season 3 with new characters and new locales in 3x01 "All The News That Fits". https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_217.mp3 yes Sun, 08 Mar 2015 01:00:00 EST 1:59:28 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Perfect Strangers, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex listens to Kermit for long enough to put down the bottle and discuss jump ropes and tricky crows. Brad reports in from a bizarrely fascinating mayoral race between a competent human and a raving lunatic and the Everything is Terrible Show. Mr. Belvedere celebrates his birthday and Wesley run for class President in Mr. Belvedere 5x15 "Election" Alex listens to Kermit for long enough to put down the bottle and discuss jump ropes and tricky crows. Brad reports in from a bizarrely fascinating mayoral race between a competent human and a raving lunatic and the Everything is Terrible Show. Mr. Belvedere celebrates his birthday and Wesley run for class President in Mr. Belvedere 5x15 "Election" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_216.mp3 yes Sun, 01 Mar 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:18:14 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Mr. Belvedere, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions I hope you've been squirreling away your electronic tickets for this ep of Ramjack! We read the ramblings of a psychotic wahm, We discover the most illegal book on the internet and prepare to start a book club. In other breaking news: Lora is a Bohemian. Brad has begun watching the prisoner, which is brilliant, and Alex goes out of his way to convince himself that Jupiter Ascending is a fun ride. We finish the second season of Perfect Strangers with 2x22 "Up on a Roof" I hope you've been squirreling away your electronic tickets for this ep of Ramjack! We read the ramblings of a psychotic wahm, We discover the most illegal book on the internet and prepare to start a book club. In other breaking news: Lora is a Bohemian. Brad has begun watching the prisoner, which is brilliant, and Alex goes out of his way to convince himself that Jupiter Ascending is a fun ride. We finish the second season of Perfect Strangers with 2x22 "Up on a Roof" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_215.mp3 yes Thu, 19 Feb 2015 01:00:00 EST 1:57:12 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Perfect Strangers, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad uncovers a terrifying world of young cons. We step into our time-tunnel to discuss the golden shining glory days of 1970 vs the Obamapocalyptic Hellscape we now live in. Alex finds a reason to buy a Monopoly game, and Mr. Belvedere brings back our favorite devil worshiping cult to track down a local sex-offender in 5x14 “Stakeout” Brad uncovers a terrifying world of young cons. We step into our time-tunnel to discuss the golden shining glory days of 1970 vs the Obamapocalyptic Hellscape we now live in. Alex finds a reason to buy a Monopoly game, and Mr. Belvedere brings back our favorite devil worshiping cult to track down a local sex-offender in 5x14 “Stakeout” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_214.mp3 yes Thu, 12 Feb 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:24:11 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Advice, Mr. Belvedere, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Local Hero Bravely Blows Brains Out At Fast Food Hamburger Spot... More at Eleven. The ghost of the Katy Perry tries to steal Brad's Intellectual Property. We get a Boat update from national hero in international waters Jon Pernisek. Alex stumbles onto what might turn out to be a truly shocking cell phone conspiracy. Hada herda Mormons are helped. Some terrifying (and racist) fashions happen on Perfect Strangers 2x21 Hello Elaine. Local Hero Bravely Blows Brains Out At Fast Food Hamburger Spot... More at Eleven. The ghost of the Katy Perry tries to steal Brad's Intellectual Property. We get a Boat update from national hero in international waters Jon Pernisek. Alex stumbles onto what might turn out to be a truly shocking cell phone conspiracy. Hada herda Mormons are helped. Some terrifying (and racist) fashions happen on Perfect Strangers 2x21 Hello Elaine. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_213.mp3 yes Thu, 05 Feb 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:19:21 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Advice, Perfect Strangers, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has a list of seemingly benign activities that dudes (AKA “The Worst”) are somehow able to sexualize and then rate. We look at a super shifty study that stretches the definition of “kid” to a useless degree. Brad has a new website and plays available at http://www.chaosatom.com and he also learns the valuable lesson about email. We again are faced with Marsha being an unrepentant monster in Mr. Belvedere 5x13 "Anchor's Away". Alex has a list of seemingly benign activities that dudes (AKA “The Worst”) are somehow able to sexualize and then rate. We look at a super shifty study that stretches the definition of “kid” to a useless degree. Brad has a new website and plays available at http://www.chaosatom.com and he also learns the valuable lesson about email. We again are faced with Marsha being an unrepentant monster in Mr. Belvedere 5x13 "Anchor's Away". https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_212.mp3 yes Wed, 28 Jan 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:24:30 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Advice, Mr. Belvedere, chaosatom.com ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this episode Alex breaks some very exciting and truly not-boring news regarding a robot that draws in the sand. Brad attempts to defend a bizarre 80's snuggie dress. We salute a True-Blue American Hero in International Waters as he fights for our freedom to share our love of Andy Rooney-like myopic unaware rambling with the world. Perfect Strangers opens up their checkbook to hire some extras for 2x20 "Get a Job". In this episode Alex breaks some very exciting and truly not-boring news regarding a robot that draws in the sand. Brad attempts to defend a bizarre 80's snuggie dress. We salute a True-Blue American Hero in International Waters as he fights for our freedom to share our love of Andy Rooney-like myopic unaware rambling with the world. Perfect Strangers opens up their checkbook to hire some extras for 2x20 "Get a Job". https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_211.mp3 yes Thu, 22 Jan 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:43:55 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Advice, Perfect Strangers, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions News you can use: nature can make you lose your appetite and apes are not vampires. Advice is given to some lame-o nerds. We get a high seas report from Jon Pernisek about boat bullies and scary scooterbitches. And a new character enters the cast of Mr. Belvedere and our hearts. News you can use: nature can make you lose your appetite and apes are not vampires. Advice is given to some lame-o nerds. We get a high seas report from Jon Pernisek about boat bullies and scary scooterbitches. And a new character enters the cast of Mr. Belvedere and our hearts. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_210.mp3 yes Wed, 14 Jan 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:14:49 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Advice, Mr. Belvedere, Jon Pernisek ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a new ep for a new year! Brad has seen "The Babadook" and Alex is on the lookout for Werewolves and new animal-themed cafes. We tell a lot of people to grow up and shut up and learn some shocking facts about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Perfect Strangers two-part "Snow Way to Treat a Lady" exposes us to questionable tunneling techniques and even more questionable sweaters. It's a new ep for a new year! Brad has seen "The Babadook" and Alex is on the lookout for Werewolves and new animal-themed cafes. We tell a lot of people to grow up and shut up and learn some shocking facts about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Perfect Strangers two-part "Snow Way to Treat a Lady" exposes us to questionable tunneling techniques and even more questionable sweaters. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_209.mp3 yes Wed, 07 Jan 2015 01:00:00 EST 2:01:55 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Spirit Keeping, Perfect Strangers, TMNT ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions 2015 Creep in on the scene! In this world shattering episode we endeavour to employ scooterbitches as insects to clear leaves from train tracks, learn what to drink coffee out of, and learn names. Alex reports in on some films that were mostly fun rides. We help some Mormons as well as visit a new forum that completely changes the game. Brad reads a truly disturbing missive from everyone's favorite(?) small-town columnist. 2015 Creep in on the scene! In this world shattering episode we endeavour to employ scooterbitches as insects to clear leaves from train tracks, learn what to drink coffee out of, and learn names. Alex reports in on some films that were mostly fun rides. We help some Mormons as well as visit a new forum that completely changes the game. Brad reads a truly disturbing missive from everyone's favorite(?) small-town columnist. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_208.mp3 yes Mon, 29 Dec 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:40:33 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Spirit Keeping, Lora Wimsatt, Tos Angeles ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidayz! Brad takes a bold stance AGAINST nazis and describes the adventures and fashions of the 2014 Eukanuba Dog Show. Alex brings us the perfect gift for the craven T-shirt wearing asshole in your life. Mormons at our favorite website are given proper advice. We discuss the bizarre ABC Family Film "The 12 Dates of Christmas" starring Amy Smart and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Happy Holidayz! Brad takes a bold stance AGAINST nazis and describes the adventures and fashions of the 2014 Eukanuba Dog Show. Alex brings us the perfect gift for the craven T-shirt wearing asshole in your life. Mormons at our favorite website are given proper advice. We discuss the bizarre ABC Family Film "The 12 Dates of Christmas" starring Amy Smart and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_207.mp3 yes Sun, 21 Dec 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:20:27 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Dog Show, The 12 Dates of Christmas, Police ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We take a look at some things posted in the facebook group by our elite colleagues (not from a gallery of legumes) and dispense the valuable advice: Grow up and shut up; Bounds of reason; and Respect isn't free. Alex is challenged to a game of "Hometown news outlet or Smells like a Halibut". Brad finds himself on another time-travel bus. In Mr. Belvevere 5x11 "New Years" the incest is back and Perfect Strangers 2x17 "Ten Speed and a Soft Touch" devotes a quarter of the episode to a game of tag. We take a look at some things posted in the facebook group by our elite colleagues (not from a gallery of legumes) and dispense the valuable advice: Grow up and shut up; Bounds of reason; and Respect isn't free. Alex is challenged to a game of "Hometown news outlet or Smells like a Halibut". Brad finds himself on another time-travel bus. In Mr. Belvevere 5x11 "New Years" the incest is back and Perfect Strangers 2x17 "Ten Speed and a Soft Touch" devotes a quarter of the episode to a game of tag. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_206.mp3 yes Wed, 10 Dec 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:29:23 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Mr. Belvedere, Perfect Strangers, Police ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We discuss Thanksgiving/Black Friday Shenanigans. Brad meets a completely real magical secret monk. Alex watches a hacker hack in realtime. We play a holiday themed HumGayGhost and help some Mormons with their insane Mormon problems. The ABC Family film "Holidaze" shows us the value of small-town garbage America. We discuss Thanksgiving/Black Friday Shenanigans. Brad meets a completely real magical secret monk. Alex watches a hacker hack in realtime. We play a holiday themed HumGayGhost and help some Mormons with their insane Mormon problems. The ABC Family film "Holidaze" shows us the value of small-town garbage America. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_205.mp3 yes Fri, 05 Dec 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:56:11 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Holidaze, Thanksgiving, lds.net, Black Friday ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has overdosed on cinnamon whilst (trying) to lift an LCD television and Brad has sat through the entirety of the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Despite these tragedies we are still able to pursue our greatest passion: helping Mormons. Mr. Belvedere 5x10 "Homeless" quickly devolves into "Hider in the House" Perfect Strangers 2x16 "Tux For Two" reveals what an awful photographer Larry is. Alex has overdosed on cinnamon whilst (trying) to lift an LCD television and Brad has sat through the entirety of the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Despite these tragedies we are still able to pursue our greatest passion: helping Mormons. Mr. Belvedere 5x10 "Homeless" quickly devolves into "Hider in the House" Perfect Strangers 2x16 "Tux For Two" reveals what an awful photographer Larry is. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_204.mp3 yes Sat, 29 Nov 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:29:36 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Mr. Belvedere, Perfect Strangers, lds.net, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this action packed episode Jon Pernisek joins Brad to discuss the great American Frosting Tragedy, Christopher Nolan's fun ride "Interstellar", and gross Catholic Weddings. We delve into the archives as Lora complains about donuts and the value of her garbage. We help some very confused Mormons and Mr. Belvedere 5x09 "Black Widow". In this action packed episode Jon Pernisek joins Brad to discuss the great American Frosting Tragedy, Christopher Nolan's fun ride "Interstellar", and gross Catholic Weddings. We delve into the archives as Lora complains about donuts and the value of her garbage. We help some very confused Mormons and Mr. Belvedere 5x09 "Black Widow". https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_203.mp3 yes Thu, 20 Nov 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:51:56 Brad Cupples, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Mr. Belvedere, Jon Pernisek, Lora, lds.net Interstellar ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has some terrible new products just in time for the Holiday season. We learn about a guy that's going to hang out inside a snake who is probably David Blaine doing a magic trick. Mrs. Web and LDS.net give us solid panic inducing fodder for Giving Advice: THE GAME. Brad battles Chatty-Cathy Checkout ladies, insects, and sketchy cops. Alex has some terrible new products just in time for the Holiday season. We learn about a guy that's going to hang out inside a snake who is probably David Blaine doing a magic trick. Mrs. Web and LDS.net give us solid panic inducing fodder for Giving Advice: THE GAME. Brad battles Chatty-Cathy Checkout ladies, insects, and sketchy cops. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_202.mp3 yes Sun, 09 Nov 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:04:06 Brad Cupples, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Cops, David Blaine, Alexander Green, Doritos ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's time for spooks and spectres and a shocking new episode of Ramjack! Alex gives us a list of fears... we make a better list. Brad takes us to Muscovy to discuss the antics of Peter the Great. A Halloween themed HumGayGhost is filled with terror. We discuss the Halloween episodes of the dismal and morally questionable "Major Dad" and the super rad "Punky Brewster". It's time for spooks and spectres and a shocking new episode of Ramjack! Alex gives us a list of fears... we make a better list. Brad takes us to Muscovy to discuss the antics of Peter the Great. A Halloween themed HumGayGhost is filled with terror. We discuss the Halloween episodes of the dismal and morally questionable "Major Dad" and the super rad "Punky Brewster". https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_201.mp3 yes Fri, 31 Oct 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:41:32 Brad Cupples, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Punky Brewster, Major Dad, Alexander Green, Khorasan ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions First thing first, this is the greatest 200th episode ever. First thing first, we break out all the classics: Science Pants, HumGayGhost, The Situation Room, Giving Advice: THE Game, and read a letter from our pal Hordak. But first thing first, we unravel a very real and not at all fictional undertaking by the very real terrorist group that is known as Khorasan.. First thing first, this is the greatest 200th episode ever. First thing first, we break out all the classics: Science Pants, HumGayGhost, The Situation Room, Giving Advice: THE Game, and read a letter from our pal Hordak. But first thing first, we unravel a very real and not at all fictional undertaking by the very real terrorist group that is known as Khorasan. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_200.mp3 yes Sun, 19 Oct 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:33:00 Brad Cupples, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice, HumGayGhost, Alexander Green, Khorasan ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek joins us to continue our discussion of "Hider in the House". Brad gives a stack of weighty book reviews. Everyone's favorite mentally unstable small town columnist replaces a disgusting couch in a disgusting manor. We finally arrive on the long awaited Mr. Belvedere 5x08 The Curse. Jon Pernisek joins us to continue our discussion of "Hider in the House". Brad gives a stack of weighty book reviews. Everyone's favorite mentally unstable small town columnist replaces a disgusting couch in a disgusting manor. We finally arrive on the long awaited Mr. Belvedere 5x08 The Curse. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_199.mp3 yes Sun, 12 Oct 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:15:21 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice, Lora Wimsat, Alexander Green, Hider In The House ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex gets you ready for the holidays with some new products and a not-so-great redefinition of the word "prank". We play America's most beloved game "Giving Advice: THE GAME". Brad reports on some truly important films: The Lifetime Original Movies "The Brittany Murphy Story", "The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story", and the terrifying Gary Busey classic "Hider in the House" Alex gets you ready for the holidays with some new products and a not-so-great redefinition of the word "prank". We play America's most beloved game "Giving Advice: THE GAME". Brad reports on some truly important films: The Lifetime Original Movies "The Brittany Murphy Story", "The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story", and the terrifying Gary Busey classic "Hider in the House" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_198.mp3 yes Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:14:28 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Gary Busey, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice, Saved By The Bell, Lifetime, Hider In The House ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Oh crap,,, What day is it? No no no no no. It was Thursday? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. We forgot. Damn it. Just plum forgot about it. Oh crap,,, What day is it? No no no no no. It was Thursday? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. We forgot. Damn it. Just plum forgot about it. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_197.mp3 yes Fri, 12 Sep 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:09:06 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, 9/11, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice, Fanfic ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's an all new episode chock full of advice. Are you in the market for a house, a fence, or perhaps a spouse in the right tax bracket according to "God's Economy"? We've got you covered. In 2x15 "Beautiful Dreamer" Balki has nightmares... and that's pretty much it. It's an all new episode chock full of advice. Are you in the market for a house, a fence, or perhaps a spouse in the right tax bracket according to "God's Economy"? We've got you covered. In 2x15 "Beautiful Dreamer" Balki has nightmares... and that's pretty much it. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_196.mp3 yes Mon, 08 Sep 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:27:54 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice, Shorts ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has a stack of mediocre secrets. Brad has been thwarted by the antics of a shifty optometrist. We give advice to people that are getting jumped into FRG's, dealing with racists, lesbian twins, and dudes who are the worst. Alex has a stack of mediocre secrets. Brad has been thwarted by the antics of a shifty optometrist. We give advice to people that are getting jumped into FRG's, dealing with racists, lesbian twins, and dudes who are the worst. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_195.mp3 yes Tue, 02 Sep 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:28:31 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, The Mouse and His Child, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We give you all the advice in this exciting all-new episode. Lora is rambling into the void via a list of useless tips. We help Christians with their Farewell Talks, Conflicting Revelations, and Silver Soul Cords. Mr. Belvedere is bonkers as per usual as Kevin upgrades his roomate to a woman that can't spell faucet in 5x07 "Roomates". We give you all the advice in this exciting all-new episode. Lora is rambling into the void via a list of useless tips. We help Christians with their Farewell Talks, Conflicting Revelations, and Silver Soul Cords. Mr. Belvedere is bonkers as per usual as Kevin upgrades his roomate to a woman that can't spell faucet in 5x07 "Roomates". https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_194.mp3 yes Sun, 24 Aug 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:12:57 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is still dead, did Jonathon kill him? It's possible. Monsters are afoot. We finally get back to helping our true passion helping Mormons.Perfect Strangers fights for the right of middle class white people to eat bland food and eschew all things different in 2x14 "Trouble in Paradise". And Lora is a terrible mother with questionable time management skills. Alex is still dead, did Jonathon kill him? It's possible. Monsters are afoot. We finally get back to helping our true passion helping Mormons.Perfect Strangers fights for the right of middle class white people to eat bland food and eschew all things different in 2x14 "Trouble in Paradise". And Lora is a terrible mother with questionable time management skills. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_193.mp3 yes Fri, 01 Aug 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:24:06 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Monsters, Giving Advice, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad runs through the latest slew of movies he's watched while avoiding the sun and not catfishing. Jonathon is reveals a treasure trove of Lora Wimsatt secrets. Despite LDS.net forums being down we still have Christians that need us to solve their problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x6 ("Duel") introduces us to Mr. Belvedere's cousin Galen who has come to murder him in cold blood. Also Marsha quit her waitress job to be a mushroom. Brad runs through the latest slew of movies he's watched while avoiding the sun and not catfishing. Jonathon is reveals a treasure trove of Lora Wimsatt secrets. Despite LDS.net forums being down we still have Christians that need us to solve their problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x6 ("Duel") introduces us to Mr. Belvedere's cousin Galen who has come to murder him in cold blood. Also Marsha quit her waitress job to be a mushroom. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_192.mp3 yes Fri, 18 Jul 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:45:47 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Monsters, Giving Advice, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad reports in on another handful of horror films including some dirtwater herda hada methmouths terror. Alex has all the animal facts. We help a lot dummy Christians with their relationship problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x5 ("Marsha's Secret") confirms everything we assumed and proves Marsha to be the worst human ever. Brad reports in on another handful of horror films including some dirtwater herda hada methmouths terror. Alex has all the animal facts. We help a lot dummy Christians with their relationship problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x5 ("Marsha's Secret") confirms everything we assumed and proves Marsha to be the worst human ever. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_191.mp3 yes Fri, 11 Jul 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:07:09 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Monsters, Giving Advice, Animal Facts ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Thanks in advance for your 5 star reviews for this ep! Brad has encountered some monsters at Costco and is calling out 'cool parents'. We help out a lot of people in the latest installment of Giving Advice: THE GAME. Perfect Strangers has lots of questionable fashions and hard times for The Twinkacetti in 2x13 ("Since I Lost My Baby"). Thanks in advance for your 5 star reviews for this ep! Brad has encountered some monsters at Costco and is calling out 'cool parents'. We help out a lot of people in the latest installment of Giving Advice: THE GAME. Perfect Strangers has lots of questionable fashions and hard times for The Twinkacetti in 2x13 ("Since I Lost My Baby"). https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_190.mp3 yes Fri, 04 Jul 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:59:05 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions There are terrifying animal facts aplenty. We give some solid Ramjack advice to some "wishy-washy" Mormons and some crazy lame-o gamers. Mr. Belvedere 5x04 Pigskin features some fashion panic attacks and a return to Kevin's nightmares of football failure for his brother. There are terrifying animal facts aplenty. We give some solid Ramjack advice to some "wishy-washy" Mormons and some crazy lame-o gamers. Mr. Belvedere 5x04 Pigskin features some fashion panic attacks and a return to Kevin's nightmares of football failure for his brother. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_189.mp3 yes Fri, 27 Jun 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:43:38 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Monsters are afoot and we bring you all our local scary sightings. We learn about dirtwater and the lameness of Sikeston Missouri. We discuss the lamest ep of Perfect Strangers 2x12 ("Dog Gone Blues") Jonathon calls in to update us on the youthful summers of a small town columnist with zero ambitions or goals. Monsters are afoot and we bring you all our local scary sightings. We learn about dirtwater and the lameness of Sikeston Missouri. We discuss the lamest ep of Perfect Strangers 2x12 ("Dog Gone Blues") Jonathon calls in to update us on the youthful summers of a small town columnist with zero ambitions or goals. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_188.mp3 yes Thu, 19 Jun 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:31:17 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jonathon Pernisek, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jonathon gives us the update from his cinnamon bunker and introduces us to some of his newest closest friends. We teach Dear Abby a thing or two about growing up and shutting up in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Mr. Belvedere continues it's kooky fifth season , we discuss 5x3 'Braces' Jonathon gives us the update from his cinnamon bunker and introduces us to some of his newest closest friends. We teach Dear Abby a thing or two about growing up and shutting up in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Mr. Belvedere continues it's kooky fifth season , we discuss 5x3 'Braces' https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_187.mp3 yes Fri, 13 Jun 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:28:18 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jonathon Pernisek, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Get your flashlights out we've got monster stories and more difficult queries in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Some assholes are trying to send religious texts to the moon and the army is trying to shame it's fat murderers. It's Yule time on Perfect Strangers , we discuss 2x11 'A Christmas Story' We conquer a mountain of voicemails and Alex offers to hand deliver a poster for anyone willing to put up a Ramjack billboard. Get your flashlights out we've got monster stories and more difficult queries in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Some assholes are trying to send religious texts to the moon and the army is trying to shame it's fat murderers. It's Yule time on Perfect Strangers , we discuss 2x11 'A Christmas Story' We conquer a mountain of voicemails and Alex offers to hand deliver a poster for anyone willing to put up a Ramjack billboard. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_186.mp3 yes Sat, 07 Jun 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:16:24 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Be careful there's somebody or something behind you to the left, right now. Is it an adult pretending to be a chump child? A Japanese pharmaceutical company that wants to steal your dreams? Or a creeper singing about 'The Five Second Rule'? We play a quick round of 'Giving Advice:THE GAME' and Perfect Strangers gets really rape-y , we say goodbye to Susan forever in 2x10 "The Rent Strike" Be careful there's somebody or something behind you to the left, right now. Is it an adult pretending to be a chump child? A Japanese pharmaceutical company that wants to steal your dreams? Or a creeper singing about 'The Five Second Rule'? We play a quick round of 'Giving Advice:THE GAME' and Perfect Strangers gets really rape-y , we say goodbye to Susan forever in 2x10 "The Rent Strike" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_185.mp3 yes Thu, 29 May 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:38:22 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Science, Giving Advice ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon tries to sell Brad on the upcoming NBC lineup. Our favorite small-town scribe is in a relationship with the son of Somnus. We break-out an all Mormon Edition of 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' and Mr. Belvedere 5x02 Hooky is completely 100% bonkers. Jon tries to sell Brad on the upcoming NBC lineup. Our favorite small-town scribe is in a relationship with the son of Somnus. We break-out an all Mormon Edition of 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' and Mr. Belvedere 5x02 Hooky is completely 100% bonkers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_184.mp3 yes Thu, 22 May 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:26:34 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jonathon Pernisek, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Lora, Science, Giving Advice ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex runs down the animals that want to kill us, Emo Teen Jeezo is getting ready for his CW premiere, Brad preps for another classic from 5&2, We play a game of Giving Advice:THE GAME from the dilapidated pit of Yahoo!Answers, Mr. Belvedere 5x01 'Fat Cats' is pure insanity , George and Belvedere go to a wacky fat camp and the rest of the family murders a cat. Alex runs down the animals that want to kill us, Emo Teen Jeezo is getting ready for his CW premiere, Brad preps for another classic from 5&2, We play a game of Giving Advice:THE GAME from the dilapidated pit of Yahoo!Answers, Mr. Belvedere 5x01 'Fat Cats' is pure insanity , George and Belvedere go to a wacky fat camp and the rest of the family murders a cat. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_183.mp3 yes Fri, 16 May 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:40:40 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Ghosts, Science, Giving Advice ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We learn more about the gaping holes in the education of our favorite small-town newspaper columnist. Brad proposes a new policy towards viewing and discussing our State Sponsored Murderers (spoilers: It does not involve supporting the troops). We play a rousing round of "Giving Advice: THE GAME!" and Lora confronts sheer terror in the name of enjoying a quiet breakfast. We learn more about the gaping holes in the education of our favorite small-town newspaper columnist. Brad proposes a new policy towards viewing and discussing our State Sponsored Murderers (spoilers: It does not involve supporting the troops). We play a rousing round of "Giving Advice: THE GAME!" and Lora confronts sheer terror in the name of enjoying a quiet breakfast. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_182.mp3 yes Fri, 09 May 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:07:28 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Military, Atheist, Skeptic, Lora Wimsatt, Science ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has an actual celebrity sighting (for real this time) Brad's life is under siege from dual monster attacks. Perfect Strangers snatches a child in 2x09 "Two Men and a Cradle." Jonathon calls in with a report on Hulu and bats. Alex has an actual celebrity sighting (for real this time) Brad's life is under siege from dual monster attacks. Perfect Strangers snatches a child in 2x09 "Two Men and a Cradle." Jonathon calls in with a report on Hulu and bats. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_181.mp3 yes Thu, 01 May 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:18:45 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, Science ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad and Jonathon have seen Darren Aronofsky's "Noah" The feel-good Manson Family film of the year! We discuss all of the rock monsters, magic rocks, and denim, and armadillo-lambs in detail. It's finally time to discuss a very special and truly unsettling episode of Mr. Belvedere "The Counselor". We get feedback from the creator of Dungeons and Dragons Yoga and treat it with all the respect it deserves. Brad and Jonathon have seen Darren Aronofsky's "Noah" The feel-good Manson Family film of the year! We discuss all of the rock monsters, magic rocks, and denim, and armadillo-lambs in detail. It's finally time to discuss a very special and truly unsettling episode of Mr. Belvedere "The Counselor". We get feedback from the creator of Dungeons and Dragons Yoga and treat it with all the respect it deserves. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_180.mp3 yes Thu, 24 Apr 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:44:41 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Noah, Mr. Belvedere, Science ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Lora is talking about Sparrows which allows Jonathon to espouse his crazy pseudo-scientific bird theories. Prepare for terror , we go through our monster brackets to crown the winner of our first annual April Anarchy. Are you considering leaving your house this summer? If so our summer movie preview might be of use. (Warning there's an over saturation of conservative asshole and cross-bearer Kelsey Grammer) Lora is talking about Sparrows which allows Jonathon to espouse his crazy pseudo-scientific bird theories. Prepare for terror , we go through our monster brackets to crown the winner of our first annual April Anarchy. Are you considering leaving your house this summer? If so our summer movie preview might be of use. (Warning there's an over saturation of conservative asshole and cross-bearer Kelsey Grammer) https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_179.mp3 yes Thu, 17 Apr 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:51:00 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Lora Wimsatt, Atheist, Skeptic, April Anarchy, Summer Movie Preview 2014, Science, Monsters ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's our first official Alf-yo Episode in which we step away from our standard faire and test the waters on some other panic inducing shows from the '80's. This week we take a look at the befuddling ALF Season 1x14 A Little Bit of Soap and the pilot episode of Small Wonder a sci-fi sitcom about a highly skilled child predator and his broken family. It's our first official Alf-yo Episode in which we step away from our standard faire and test the waters on some other panic inducing shows from the '80's. This week we take a look at the befuddling ALF Season 1x14 A Little Bit of Soap and the pilot episode of Small Wonder a sci-fi sitcom about a highly skilled child predator and his broken family. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_178.mp3 yes Fri, 11 Apr 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:47:41 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Michio Kaku, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Science ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad visits the monster rally that is Megacon and endures a shadowcast. Alex updates us on Ireland's favorite singer and how to judge if your relationship will last. Perfect Strangers takes on 1930's style mob schemes in 'Can I Get a Witness?' Brad visits the monster rally that is Megacon and endures a shadowcast. Alex updates us on Ireland's favorite singer and how to judge if your relationship will last. Perfect Strangers takes on 1930's style mob schemes in 'Can I Get a Witness?' https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_177.mp3 yes Thu, 03 Apr 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:47:05 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Garth Brooks, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, Megacon ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We declare war on Daylight Savings Time. Alex reports in on second-hand crow bartering and Dungeons and Dragons Yoga. Michio Kaku is a spouting lots of nonsense in his usual grandiose and overly condescending manner. Wesley befriends a local serial killer in his attempt to be more mature on the Mr. Belvedere episode 'Graduation'. We declare war on Daylight Savings Time. Alex reports in on second-hand crow bartering and Dungeons and Dragons Yoga. Michio Kaku is a spouting lots of nonsense in his usual grandiose and overly condescending manner. Wesley befriends a local serial killer in his attempt to be more mature on the Mr. Belvedere episode 'Graduation'. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_176.mp3 yes Thu, 27 Mar 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:29:15 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Michio Kaku, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Science ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Lent: It's back and it's idiotic. China is being invaded South Korean soap operas. Jonathon reveals the shocking secret of how Lora Wimsatt spends her free time. Flash fiction is garbage. In the Perfect Strangers episode 'Falling in Love is...' hair and fashion go out of control in a battle for worst dressed. Lent: It's back and it's idiotic. China is being invaded South Korean soap operas. Jonathon reveals the shocking secret of how Lora Wimsatt spends her free time. Flash fiction is garbage. In the Perfect Strangers episode 'Falling in Love is...' hair and fashion go out of control in a battle for worst dressed. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_175.mp3 yes Fri, 21 Mar 2014 01:00:00 EST 2:27:56 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, China, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Cat cafes are gross, thanks a lot Japan. Ambush weddings are a thing. Scientist are giving flies boners with laser light shows. Alex tries to half-heartedly defend Best Original Screenplay/Fun Ride 'Her'. We Discuss the Mr. Belvedere Episode 'The Apartment.' Cat cafes are gross, thanks a lot Japan. Ambush weddings are a thing. Scientist are giving flies boners with laser light shows. Alex tries to half-heartedly defend Best Original Screenplay/Fun Ride 'Her'. We Discuss the Mr. Belvedere Episode 'The Apartment.' https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_174.mp3 yes Sun, 16 Mar 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:30:52 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Her, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Japan, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Do you wish you were here in Orlando for Claire's visit? NOW YOU CAN BE! Join Brad, Tammy, Dan, and Claire , we go monster hunting at various locales. How many Scooter Bitches will we spot? What is the greatest Disney attraction? What's the most infuriating way to make a couple of bucks? Answers will be revealed! Do you wish you were here in Orlando for Claire's visit? NOW YOU CAN BE! Join Brad, Tammy, Dan, and Claire , we go monster hunting at various locales. How many Scooter Bitches will we spot? What is the greatest Disney attraction? What's the most infuriating way to make a couple of bucks? Answers will be revealed! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_173.mp3 yes Mon, 10 Mar 2014 01:00:00 EST 1:52:10 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Claire Laffar, Tammy Ginader, Dan Ginader, Atheist, Skeptic, Disney, Scooter Bitches, Carousel of Progress ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a super special episode with Claire Laffar! Drones are chasing poachers, the Japanese are reading nipple fortunes, and extreme cheapskates are generating panic attacks all over the place. , the world falls deeper into chaos one chimney sweep will rise to restore justice. Larry attempts to buy the love of his latest dream girl only to be thwarted by Myposian Medicines in the Perfect Strangers episode 'Ladies and Germs' It's a super special episode with Claire Laffar! Drones are chasing poachers, the Japanese are reading nipple fortunes, and extreme cheapskates are generating panic attacks all over the place. , the world falls deeper into chaos one chimney sweep will rise to restore justice. Larry attempts to buy the love of his latest dream girl only to be thwarted by Myposian Medicines in the Perfect Strangers episode 'Ladies and Germs' https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_172.mp3 yes Tue, 04 Mar 2014 10:00:00 EST 1:43:00 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Claire Laffar, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, Scooter Bitches, Chim Cheroo ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jonathon is calling people out and putting them on notice. Alex has followed the clues to discover the most hilarious number of Japanese hamburgers. Everyone's favorite barely-lucid-small-town wordsmith stumbles through a hazy fog of life. We enshrine another episode of Mr. Belvedere into the pantheon of panic. Jonathon is calling people out and putting them on notice. Alex has followed the clues to discover the most hilarious number of Japanese hamburgers. Everyone's favorite barely-lucid-small-town wordsmith stumbles through a hazy fog of life. We enshrine another episode of Mr. Belvedere into the pantheon of panic. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_171.mp3 yes Wed, 12 Feb 2014 10:00:00 EST 2:16:20 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Japan, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad visit's the Scooter-Bitch capital of the world AKA Disney World and witnesses some tragedies, Alex puts Texas on watch and bring news of from Google auto-complete. Hordak sends us his latest dispatch from the Despondos Messenger Inquisitor. We realize Larry is a lot more disturbed than we thought in the Perfect Strangers episode 'Babes in Babylon'. Brad visit's the Scooter-Bitch capital of the world AKA Disney World and witnesses some tragedies, Alex puts Texas on watch and bring news of from Google auto-complete. Hordak sends us his latest dispatch from the Despondos Messenger Inquisitor. We realize Larry is a lot more disturbed than we thought in the Perfect Strangers episode 'Babes in Babylon'. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_170.mp3 yes Wed, 05 Feb 2014 10:00:00 EST 1:33:57 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, Scooter Bitches, Disney World ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's time for an exciting evening of games , Alex, Brad, Jon, and sometimes Adrian settle in for some fun fun fun. We learn all about Adrian's 'No. But...' school of improv. Jonathon is haunted by his past, Alex asks us to play the game of “Advice Giving” We play “Skymall Scramble” and then a completely unrelated brand new game called “Dog Show Scramble” And then have a dramatic Lora Wimsatt Trivia showdown. It's time for an exciting evening of games , Alex, Brad, Jon, and sometimes Adrian settle in for some fun fun fun. We learn all about Adrian's 'No. But...' school of improv. Jonathon is haunted by his past, Alex asks us to play the game of “Advice Giving” We play “Skymall Scramble” and then a completely unrelated brand new game called “Dog Show Scramble” And then have a dramatic Lora Wimsatt Trivia showdown. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_169.mp3 yes Thu, 30 Jan 2014 10:00:00 EST 2:49:11 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Adrian, Syncopation, Skymall, Jezebel ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has more terrible novelty food news from Japan and Brad is surrounded by growing numbers of imaginary dogs. Dino-Porn is out and Bigfoot Erotica is in. On Mr. Belvedere we are back to weird sexism and jeezo nonsense in the episode "Heather's Monk" Alex has more terrible novelty food news from Japan and Brad is surrounded by growing numbers of imaginary dogs. Dino-Porn is out and Bigfoot Erotica is in. On Mr. Belvedere we are back to weird sexism and jeezo nonsense in the episode "Heather's Monk" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_168.mp3 yes Mon, 20 Jan 2014 10:00:00 EST 2:03:05 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mystery, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Cromwell, Dirt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex tests a terrible idea. Brad deals with more psychopaths at the movie theater. Olds are playing Jessica Fletcher and Assholes are believing in Angels left and right for some reason. Larry and Balki save some lives on "Perfect Strangers" Alex tests a terrible idea. Brad deals with more psychopaths at the movie theater. Olds are playing Jessica Fletcher and Assholes are believing in Angels left and right for some reason. Larry and Balki save some lives on "Perfect Strangers" https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_167.mp3 yes Sat, 28 Dec 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:26:53 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mystery, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, Angels, Olds ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek joins Brad in this super-exciting episode. We discuss the psychotic reactions to "The Sound of Music: LIVE!" some equally psychotic reactions to the Movie Nebraska, and the completely psychotic goings-on of the Eukanuba Dog Show/racist cosplay party. And then there's Lora Wimsatt. Kevin (unlike Alex) finds himself working in sorority on Mr. Belvedere and we get some extra special holiday greetings! Jon Pernisek joins Brad in this super-exciting episode. We discuss the psychotic reactions to "The Sound of Music: LIVE!" some equally psychotic reactions to the Movie Nebraska, and the completely psychotic goings-on of the Eukanuba Dog Show/racist cosplay party. And then there's Lora Wimsatt. Kevin (unlike Alex) finds himself working in sorority on Mr. Belvedere and we get some extra special holiday greetings! https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_166.mp3 yes Sat, 21 Dec 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:34:43 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Eukanuba Dog Show ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions There's a terrifying new trend going on with potatoes and it has to be stopped much like St. Nick's Day. We find out which states have the most arbitrary language restrictions and which have the least. Alex makes a hearty attempt to join the Kappa Delta Sorority. Unfortunately his comprehension of the English Language is too strong. Perfect Strangers is full of sports-facts , Larry and Balki score all the homerunners in “The Unnatural” There's a terrifying new trend going on with potatoes and it has to be stopped much like St. Nick's Day. We find out which states have the most arbitrary language restrictions and which have the least. Alex makes a hearty attempt to join the Kappa Delta Sorority. Unfortunately his comprehension of the English Language is too strong. Perfect Strangers is full of sports-facts , Larry and Balki score all the homerunners in “The Unnatural” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_165.mp3 yes Fri, 13 Dec 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:27:08 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Kappa Delta, Snails, Perfect Strangers ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a Thanksgiving spectacular featuring the annual Ramjack Carol Sing! We discuss the robot take-over of the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, venture out into Black Friday tomfoolery, have a very Liam-Neeson Holiday, and watch an amazing two-part Mr. Belvedere that validates all of our suspicions. It's a Thanksgiving spectacular featuring the annual Ramjack Carol Sing! We discuss the robot take-over of the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, venture out into Black Friday tomfoolery, have a very Liam-Neeson Holiday, and watch an amazing two-part Mr. Belvedere that validates all of our suspicions. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_164.mp3 yes Fri, 06 Dec 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:55:17 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Thanksgiving, Macy's Robot, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Carol Sing, Commentary ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad, Alex, and Jon present the most niche thing in the history of niche things: An audio commentary for the David Lynch creation “Inland Empire” you can watch along with us, take part in the liver destroying drinking game, or listen to our torment separately. Also we get a visit from everyone's favorite hairdresser of indeterminate extraction Adrian! Or maybe it's just a fever dream hallucination brought on by this collection of filmed scenes. Brad, Alex, and Jon present the most niche thing in the history of niche things: An audio commentary for the David Lynch creation “Inland Empire” you can watch along with us, take part in the liver destroying drinking game, or listen to our torment separately. Also we get a visit from everyone's favorite hairdresser of indeterminate extraction Adrian! Or maybe it's just a fever dream hallucination brought on by this collection of filmed scenes. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_163.mp3 yes Sun, 01 Dec 2013 10:00:00 EST 3:13:10 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Inland Empire, Skeptic, Atheist, David Lynch, Lora Wimsatt, Commentary ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We've got a brand new plan to judge humans and keep fake cops from snatching donuts. Brad gives some sports predictions. Alex has pageant fever and we are having panic attacks aplenty thanks to Miss Psychological Warfare. We get back to Perfect Strangers , Larry and Balki hit the gym and find love in “Hunks Like Us” We've got a brand new plan to judge humans and keep fake cops from snatching donuts. Brad gives some sports predictions. Alex has pageant fever and we are having panic attacks aplenty thanks to Miss Psychological Warfare. We get back to Perfect Strangers , Larry and Balki hit the gym and find love in “Hunks Like Us” https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_162.mp3 yes Sun, 24 Nov 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:44:18 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Perfect Strangers, Skeptic, Atheist, Hunks Like Us, Larry, Balki ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad, Alex, and Jon discuss the latest mad scrawlings of our favorite small town columnist and we help Heather celebrate a very creepy sweet sixteen thanks to her creepo father on Mr. Belvedere. If you didn't think the accent and dialect work in the first part was offensive enough, we're sure you'll love 'Adrian' and his eclectic, generic, non-descript(but undoubtedly offensive) portrayal Brad, Alex, and Jon discuss the latest mad scrawlings of our favorite small town columnist and we help Heather celebrate a very creepy sweet sixteen thanks to her creepo father on Mr. Belvedere. If you didn't think the accent and dialect work in the first part was offensive enough, we're sure you'll love 'Adrian' and his eclectic, generic, non-descript(but undoubtedly offensive) portrayal https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_161.mp3 yes Sun, 17 Nov 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:49:32 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Mr. Belvedere, Skeptic, Atheist, Yummy Mummy, Lora Wimsatt, Predators ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We've got all the weather facts from The Queen City, The Windy City, and The City Beautiful ready to fill you hearts with joy in this power packed episode that ran so long it had to be cut in half. The Devil has finally unveiled his master plan of thwarting 1 out of 900 teenage runners in Kentucky. Super-Sketch computer programers have caught a ton of international preds resulting in a game with even sketchier dialect work, a fraternity goes nuts, and demon flies and black matter attack a rising pop-star. We've got all the weather facts from The Queen City, The Windy City, and The City Beautiful ready to fill you hearts with joy in this power packed episode that ran so long it had to be cut in half. The Devil has finally unveiled his master plan of thwarting 1 out of 900 teenage runners in Kentucky. Super-Sketch computer programers have caught a ton of international preds resulting in a game with even sketchier dialect work, a fraternity goes nuts, and demon flies and black matter attack a rising pop-star. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_160.mp3 yes Wed, 13 Nov 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:46:55 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, 666, Skeptic, Atheist, Yummy Mummy, Sweet Pea, Predators ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad recounts his travelog of horrors , well , the sheer terror of the panic inducing “Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure” Alex reports in from the east wing with tales of his grandparents We finally talk about the Eagles and those filthy degenerate rabble-rousing Rattlers. Brad recounts his travelog of horrors , well , the sheer terror of the panic inducing “Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure” Alex reports in from the east wing with tales of his grandparents We finally talk about the Eagles and those filthy degenerate rabble-rousing Rattlers. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_159.mp3 yes Wed, 06 Nov 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:12:08 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, HH23, Bill and Ted, Skeptic, Greyhound, Halloween, South Carolina, Filthy Rattlers ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's an action packed super ep! we've got monsters, musicals, Schemes and scams, sex strikes for roads, babies being nonpeaceful foreign invaders, and tips for avoiding demons and hiding witches. In a farewell to the Halloween Season we discuss both the first and emotional final episode of Baywatch Nights glorious second season. It's an action packed super ep! we've got monsters, musicals, Schemes and scams, sex strikes for roads, babies being nonpeaceful foreign invaders, and tips for avoiding demons and hiding witches. In a farewell to the Halloween Season we discuss both the first and emotional final episode of Baywatch Nights glorious second season. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_158.mp3 yes Thu, 31 Oct 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:20:16 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Monster Cereal, Atheist, Skeptic, Baywatch Nights, Halloween, Terror of the Deep, A Thousand Words ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your chili-laden pasta and oat-infused sausage: it's a locals only podcast! Jon 'Joe Friday' Sterling and an imaginary bat join us to talk about the worst restaurant ever imagined, crazy monsters, citizens arrests, and CosmoGirl Quizzes. On Baywatch Nights Doctor David Hasselhoff and Junior Amateur Scientist Angie Harmon sacrifice themselves to themselves and become the new Jesus. Grab your chili-laden pasta and oat-infused sausage: it's a locals only podcast! Jon 'Joe Friday' Sterling and an imaginary bat join us to talk about the worst restaurant ever imagined, crazy monsters, citizens arrests, and CosmoGirl Quizzes. On Baywatch Nights Doctor David Hasselhoff and Junior Amateur Scientist Angie Harmon sacrifice themselves to themselves and become the new Jesus. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_157.mp3 yes Wed, 23 Oct 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:12:47 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Sterling, Atheist, Skeptic, Baywatch Nights, Introtox, Intro To X, Halloween, The Vortex ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The Spooktacular month of October rages on , Robin, Tammy, and Claire join Alex and Brad for a power packed episode. We get the update on the dino porn that is rocking the nation, uncover the terrible secrets behind panic inducing 'smell parties', search for freedom in a Hasselhoff quiz, and discuss Teague's secret crush files on Baywatch Nights. The Truth is Out There. The Spooktacular month of October rages on , Robin, Tammy, and Claire join Alex and Brad for a power packed episode. We get the update on the dino porn that is rocking the nation, uncover the terrible secrets behind panic inducing 'smell parties', search for freedom in a Hasselhoff quiz, and discuss Teague's secret crush files on Baywatch Nights. The Truth is Out There. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_156.mp3 yes Wed, 16 Oct 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:08:32 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Baywatch Nights, Introtox, Intro To X, Halloween, The Symbol of Death ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Whilst Alex is away investigating spooky occurrences, Jonathon Pernisek is here to regale us with new monster tales , we check in with Lora Wimsatt. We kick off our General Mills Monster Cereal audition process. And it's back to basics , Baywatch Nights breaks out the lead pipes and familiar warehouses in a battle against a werewolf, I mean a manitou, I mean a zargatha. Whilst Alex is away investigating spooky occurrences, Jonathon Pernisek is here to regale us with new monster tales , we check in with Lora Wimsatt. We kick off our General Mills Monster Cereal audition process. And it's back to basics , Baywatch Nights breaks out the lead pipes and familiar warehouses in a battle against a werewolf, I mean a manitou, I mean a zargatha. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_155.mp3 yes Wed, 09 Oct 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:59:35 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Baywatch Nights, Jonathon Pernisek, Lora Wimsatt, Halloween, Zargatha ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are in the Halloween Spirit , Ramjack begins October with terrifying tales of beasts that threaten humanity. Killer hornets are on the rise, cats have taken over an island, and monkeys are talking shit about us behind our backs. Thanks to a backwards recording of wind and Doctor David Hasselhoff and Junior Amature Scientist Angie Harmon venture off to fight weather with a flashlight on Baywatch Nights. We are in the Halloween Spirit , Ramjack begins October with terrifying tales of beasts that threaten humanity. Killer hornets are on the rise, cats have taken over an island, and monkeys are talking shit about us behind our backs. Thanks to a backwards recording of wind and Doctor David Hasselhoff and Junior Amature Scientist Angie Harmon venture off to fight weather with a flashlight on Baywatch Nights. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_154.mp3 yes Wed, 02 Oct 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:49:15 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Baywatch Nights, Hornets, Halloween, Hot Winds ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this shockingly sleep-deprived episode: Alex introduces us all to the WORST wedding game ever, NASA is offering Brad's dream, There's a lot of weird shit going on with parks and we marvel at the Perfect Strangers episode 'Hello Baby' and discuss the horrors of alternate casting. In this shockingly sleep-deprived episode: Alex introduces us all to the WORST wedding game ever, NASA is offering Brad's dream, There's a lot of weird shit going on with parks and we marvel at the Perfect Strangers episode 'Hello Baby' and discuss the horrors of alternate casting. https://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_153.mp3 yes Wed, 25 Sep 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:34:33 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, NASA, Sleep, Parks ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is cataloging the monsters amongst us while Alex is concerned about man's best friends and his growing bond with the robots. On Mr. Belvedere we find ourselves agreeing with George for the first time ever. Brad is cataloging the monsters amongst us while Alex is concerned about man's best friends and his growing bond with the robots. On Mr. Belvedere we find ourselves agreeing with George for the first time ever. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_152.mp3 yes Wed, 18 Sep 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:21:28 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Monsters, Robots, America ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Did you think we forgot? Never. We discuss September 11th fan fiction, Brad remembers doing a 9/11 themed comedy improv show for children in early 2002, Jon Pernisek plays the most depressing trivia game ever, and Lora Wimsatt is inspired by the anniversary to finally realize her life's ambition. Did you think we forgot? Never. We discuss September 11th fan fiction, Brad remembers doing a 9/11 themed comedy improv show for children in early 2002, Jon Pernisek plays the most depressing trivia game ever, and Lora Wimsatt is inspired by the anniversary to finally realize her life's ambition. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_151.mp33 yes Wed, 11 Sep 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:07:18 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Jon Pernisek, 9/11, Fan Fiction, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's an episode 150 super celebration! We learn the importance of discussing our secret family values, there's a new superhero in Japan and he's inspired us to recruit the greatest team of superheroes ever created, an old friend returns for vengeance, and Lora Wimsatt has no clue how airplanes or Lost and Found works. Mr. Belvedere gets creepy and sexist and we finish the first season of Perfect Strangers. It's an episode 150 super celebration! We learn the importance of discussing our secret family values, there's a new superhero in Japan and he's inspired us to recruit the greatest team of superheroes ever created, an old friend returns for vengeance, and Lora Wimsatt has no clue how airplanes or Lost and Found works. Mr. Belvedere gets creepy and sexist and we finish the first season of Perfect Strangers. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_150.mp3 yes Wed, 4 Sep 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:31:26 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Chris Hansen, Mr. Belvedere, Perfect Strangers, Lora Wimsatt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek joins us , we discuss 'The Chronicles of Riddick' and 'Pacific Rim' because it's still summer movie season in our heart of hearts. We chat about super sexy songstress Nancy Newman, the always cogent and inspiring Lora Wimsatt, and play a newly re-tooled game of 'Skymall Scramble'. Jon Pernisek joins us , we discuss 'The Chronicles of Riddick' and 'Pacific Rim' because it's still summer movie season in our heart of hearts. We chat about super sexy songstress Nancy Newman, the always cogent and inspiring Lora Wimsatt, and play a newly re-tooled game of 'Skymall Scramble'. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_149.mp3 yes Wed, 28 Aug 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:34:59 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Lora Wimsatt, Atheist, Skeptic, Nancy Newman, Chronicles of Riddick, Pacific Rim ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Put on your Science Pants and open your Bravehearts. Evil robot fish are running amock and good robot us's are fighting anxiety. Belvedere teaches us the lesson that photos are the worst and Balki trusts Bernard with his money Put on your Science Pants and open your Bravehearts. Evil robot fish are running amock and good robot us's are fighting anxiety. Belvedere teaches us the lesson that photos are the worst and Balki trusts Bernard with his money http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_148.mp3 yes Wed, 21 Aug 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:52:30 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Science Pants, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Watch out! There are people out there trying to shock your brain and steal your smile to use against you. Never fear, we've got a plan to keep you safe. It's Christmas with Mr. Belvedere and Balki is getting a drivers license on Perfect Strangers. Watch out! There are people out there trying to shock your brain and steal your smile to use against you. Never fear, we've got a plan to keep you safe. It's Christmas with Mr. Belvedere and Balki is getting a drivers license on Perfect Strangers. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_147.mp3 yes Mon, 12 Aug 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:25:42 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Science Pants, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Remember when you were a kid and weren't allowed to have desert? Or when you were being creeped on by Mark Twain? Or being valued , less or greater than the value of a dinette set? Alex is back from Summer Camp with more tales of wackiness. Mr. Belvedere goes into wacky fantasy land and Balki and Larry hit the singles bar on Perfect Strangers. Remember when you were a kid and weren't allowed to have desert? Or when you were being creeped on by Mark Twain? Or being valued , less or greater than the value of a dinette set? Alex is back from Summer Camp with more tales of wackiness. Mr. Belvedere goes into wacky fantasy land and Balki and Larry hit the singles bar on Perfect Strangers. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_146.mp3 yes Sun, 04 Aug 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:19:36 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Perfect Strangers, Atheist, Skeptic, Camp Quest, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hey remember all those awesome clips that got cut out of episodes for time? These are some of those! Hey remember all those awesome clips that got cut out of episodes for time? These are some of those! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_145.mp3 yes Thu, 25 Jul 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:25:04 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Lora Wimsatt, Atheist, Skeptic, Bing It, Moscow on the Hudson, Forrest Gump ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is off at Camp Quest again, but luckily Junior Beat Reporter/Weather Corespondent Jon Pernisek is here to pick up the slack. Brad is water-boarded by nature. We examine a depressing list of the highest earning comedians/yokel-cunt hillbillies. Mr. Belvedere crosses over with Twin Peaks , we witness what we can all hope to be the last visit from Lame Wendy and Perfect Strangers continues to fill our hearts with joy , we learn about integrity and saying no. Alex is off at Camp Quest again, but luckily Junior Beat Reporter/Weather Corespondent Jon Pernisek is here to pick up the slack. Brad is water-boarded by nature. We examine a depressing list of the highest earning comedians/yokel-cunt hillbillies. Mr. Belvedere crosses over with Twin Peaks , we witness what we can all hope to be the last visit from Lame Wendy and Perfect Strangers continues to fill our hearts with joy , we learn about integrity and saying no. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_144.mp3 yes Thu, 18 Jul 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:22:38 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, Balki, Comedians ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions This is a super-special episode friends. Indian arrlines are attempting to save a few bucks via sketchy tactics. We discuss the government sanctioned body-swapping mandates and their consequences. Belvedere attempts to Charles-in-Charge himself and Balki arrives on Cousin Larry's Doorstep in Perfect Strangers. We're bound for better days. It's our life and our dream. Nothing's going to stop us now. This is a super-special episode friends. Indian arrlines are attempting to save a few bucks via sketchy tactics. We discuss the government sanctioned body-swapping mandates and their consequences. Belvedere attempts to Charles-in-Charge himself and Balki arrives on Cousin Larry's Doorstep in Perfect Strangers. We're bound for better days. It's our life and our dream. Nothing's going to stop us now. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_143.mp3 yes Thu, 11 Jul 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:06:58 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Atheist, Skeptic, Perfect Strangers, Balki, Head Swap ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex returns with tales of summer camp and 9/11 year olds. We discuss the hilarity of the tornado in Man of Steel and meet a slew of psychotic new friends on My Strange Addiction. Finally after 3 months we unleash Paul Maki via Mackittack 2013: A Game of Preamble and Veto. Alex returns with tales of summer camp and 9/11 year olds. We discuss the hilarity of the tornado in Man of Steel and meet a slew of psychotic new friends on My Strange Addiction. Finally after 3 months we unleash Paul Maki via Mackittack 2013: A Game of Preamble and Veto. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_142.mp3 yes Thu, 04 Jul 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:06:58 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Paul Maki, Atheist, Skeptic, Man of Steel, Camp Quest, My Strange Addiction ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions With Alex off at summer camp, Chicago Gadabout Jon Pernisek steps up to council Brad through his terrifying transformation into an exploding Magma Man. We learn about circus technology and secret penguin subterfuge going on at the Museum of Science and Industry. Lora Wimsatt tests our patience with her half-hearted tornado memories and a largely exaggerated turtle rescue that unearths shocking homicidal secrets of the past. With Alex off at summer camp, Chicago Gadabout Jon Pernisek steps up to council Brad through his terrifying transformation into an exploding Magma Man. We learn about circus technology and secret penguin subterfuge going on at the Museum of Science and Industry. Lora Wimsatt tests our patience with her half-hearted tornado memories and a largely exaggerated turtle rescue that unearths shocking homicidal secrets of the past. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_141.mp3 yes Thu, 27 Jun 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:01:19 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Magma Man, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell, Lora Wimsatt, Turtles, God the Devil and Bob ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's the Ramjack Wedding Spectacular! We discuss wedding facts, help some people with their Christian Marriages, and learn about find out if our podcast is ready for marriage. We finish our time on the edge of tomorrow and say farewell to the Bayside crew , we watch Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas. It's the Ramjack Wedding Spectacular! We discuss wedding facts, help some people with their Christian Marriages, and learn about find out if our podcast is ready for marriage. We finish our time on the edge of tomorrow and say farewell to the Bayside crew , we watch Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_140.mp3 yes Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:43:06 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Atheist, Skeptic, Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas, Wedding Special, College Years, No Nos ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's summer and that means two things a) movies and b) complaining about Damon Lindeloff. We chat about 'This is the End', 'Star Trek into the Lameness', and 'Iron Man 3'. American doctors are monsters that should not be trusted. Marcia gets her comeuppance on 'Mr. Belvedere' and we say farewell to 'Saved by the Bell: The College Years' , we discuss the final bonkers episode. It's summer and that means two things a) movies and b) complaining about Damon Lindeloff. We chat about 'This is the End', 'Star Trek into the Lameness', and 'Iron Man 3'. American doctors are monsters that should not be trusted. Marcia gets her comeuppance on 'Mr. Belvedere' and we say farewell to 'Saved by the Bell: The College Years' , we discuss the final bonkers episode. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_139.mp3 yes Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:37:52 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Doctors, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, This is the End, Star Trek Into Darkness, Iron Man 3, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex gives Brad some hard hitting questions from his recent webinar jam and we check in on the vile and dangerous machinations of the dolphins. Mr. Belvedere shocks us , Wesley T. and Kevin fight over a woman that isn't Bianca. Zack forcibly takes his relationship to a new level of unhealthy in the penultimate episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Alex gives Brad some hard hitting questions from his recent webinar jam and we check in on the vile and dangerous machinations of the dolphins. Mr. Belvedere shocks us , Wesley T. and Kevin fight over a woman that isn't Bianca. Zack forcibly takes his relationship to a new level of unhealthy in the penultimate episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_138.mp3 yes Wed, 04 Jun 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:01:24 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Dolpins, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Animal Facts ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this episode of we check out some rad marshmallow technology, get an update on some bleak dramz that hopefully isn't too depressing (and ends at the 1:21:30 if you want to skip ahead) Mr. Belvedere finally shows us George starting his wacky news job and Saved by the Bell the College Years begins winding down with an inappropriately slapstick laden episode chockablock full of people losing their goddamn minds. In this episode of we check out some rad marshmallow technology, get an update on some bleak dramz that hopefully isn't too depressing (and ends at the 1:21:30 if you want to skip ahead) Mr. Belvedere finally shows us George starting his wacky news job and Saved by the Bell the College Years begins winding down with an inappropriately slapstick laden episode chockablock full of people losing their goddamn minds. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_137.mp3 yes Tue, 28 May 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:37:52 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, 20/20, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Dramz ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Behold the majesty of Captain Bee! We are informed by a social conservative elephant that underage dating is a much bigger problem than we ever realized and it turns out plants have their own internet. Belvedere introduces us to Lame Wendy 2.0 The Return and our princess is in another castle. Meanwhile the Saved by the Bell: The College Years crew continue to practice medicine on the coma ward without licenses. Behold the majesty of Captain Bee! We are informed by a social conservative elephant that underage dating is a much bigger problem than we ever realized and it turns out plants have their own internet. Belvedere introduces us to Lame Wendy 2.0 The Return and our princess is in another castle. Meanwhile the Saved by the Bell: The College Years crew continue to practice medicine on the coma ward without licenses. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_136.mp3 yes Wed, 22 May 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:41:11 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Captain Bee, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Hostages ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this Game-Changer Episode we talk animal facts about Bees and the wacky antics going on at Chinese Zoos Alex forces Brad to watch HBO's “Girls” (because he's a bad friend).  Heather goes up against Savvy Angela in a battle for hearts and minds whilst an Auction puts Belvedere in a straight up “Misery” situation. In a high pressure illegal rave bust Grand Moff Tarkin schemes against the kids on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. In this Game-Changer Episode we talk animal facts about Bees and the wacky antics going on at Chinese Zoos Alex forces Brad to watch HBO's “Girls” (because he's a bad friend).  Heather goes up against Savvy Angela in a battle for hearts and minds whilst an Auction puts Belvedere in a straight up “Misery” situation. In a high pressure illegal rave bust Grand Moff Tarkin schemes against the kids on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_135.mp3 yes Thu, 16 May 2013 10:00:00 EST 1:51:29 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Bear Suit, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Girls ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this episode we learn some of Aaron Tippin's secrets, learn some bee facts, and get some relationship advice from fictional characters. Mr. Belvedere presents a nightmare panic attack prom that we would all very much like to forget and Saved by the Bell The College Years teaches us about the ethics of dumpster diving in shorts. In this episode we learn some of Aaron Tippin's secrets, learn some bee facts, and get some relationship advice from fictional characters. Mr. Belvedere presents a nightmare panic attack prom that we would all very much like to forget and Saved by the Bell The College Years teaches us about the ethics of dumpster diving in shorts. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_134.mp3 yes Thu, 09 May 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:48:25 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Aaron Tippin, Atheist, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Benson ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Oh no, Jon has PPS and now expects Alex and Brad to raise his unholy progeny. Sports Facts are dealt out , we say farewell to March Maddness. The CosmoGirl Quiz let's us know if we're ready for romance and we get updated on the murder schemes of 1893. Mr. Belvedere gives us the questionable star-studded almost divorce episode that we knew was inevitable and Saved by the Bell The College Years gets restraining order creepy. Oh no, Jon has PPS and now expects Alex and Brad to raise his unholy progeny. Sports Facts are dealt out , we say farewell to March Maddness. The CosmoGirl Quiz let's us know if we're ready for romance and we get updated on the murder schemes of 1893. Mr. Belvedere gives us the questionable star-studded almost divorce episode that we knew was inevitable and Saved by the Bell The College Years gets restraining order creepy. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_133.mp3 yes Fri, 03 May 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:27:06 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, March Madness, Atheist, Jon Pernisek, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Sports Facts ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Stepping off the port bow Brad and Alex are here to deliver all the important knowledge you need. Russian bears are out of control and need an intervention. Bee's make terrible leaders and worse children. We continue our March Madness breakdowns. Mr. Belvedere teaches us Marcia is a cold uncaring bitch that loathes her family and Saved by the Bell: The College years explores stalking, hallucinations, and bizarre fashion choices. Stepping off the port bow Brad and Alex are here to deliver all the important knowledge you need. Russian bears are out of control and need an intervention. Bee's make terrible leaders and worse children. We continue our March Madness breakdowns. Mr. Belvedere teaches us Marcia is a cold uncaring bitch that loathes her family and Saved by the Bell: The College years explores stalking, hallucinations, and bizarre fashion choices. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_132.mp3 yes Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:08:10 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, March Madness, Atheist, Ram Jack, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Sports Facts ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions , the old sports adage tells us “Trust your Staples.” We're here to give you some hard-hitting March Madness Coverage, some tender loving advice from Baby Jeezo to the ladies, and a plan for a better stronger humanity with less gross dudes. Kevin sleeps with an old lady and the hottest stars of NBC visit on the Thanksgiving Episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. , the old sports adage tells us “Trust your Staples.” We're here to give you some hard-hitting March Madness Coverage, some tender loving advice from Baby Jeezo to the ladies, and a plan for a better stronger humanity with less gross dudes. Kevin sleeps with an old lady and the hottest stars of NBC visit on the Thanksgiving Episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_131.mp3 yes Wed, 10 Apr 2013 10:00:00 EST 2:20:08 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, March Madness, Atheist, Ram Jack, Skeptic, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Sports Facts ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this Congress approved episode we uncover the truth about the mobile blinder/lululemon conspiracy, send a strong warning to the terrorist Stephen King, and revel in the wackiest Who's losing at Facebook for America ever! Mr. Belvedere gets tender when Wesley is sent to a seemingly expensive military school, and Saved by the Bell: The College Years proves that Kelly Kapowski is manic depressive bi-polar and shockingly open to suggestion. In this Congress approved episode we uncover the truth about the mobile blinder/lululemon conspiracy, send a strong warning to the terrorist Stephen King, and revel in the wackiest Who's losing at Facebook for America ever! Mr. Belvedere gets tender when Wesley is sent to a seemingly expensive military school, and Saved by the Bell: The College Years proves that Kelly Kapowski is manic depressive bi-polar and shockingly open to suggestion. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_130.mp3 yes Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:00:00 EST 2:43:02 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Superman, Iraq, Ram Jack, Losing at Facebook, Stephen King, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions YES! We are heroes! And we are kickstarting an entertainment revolution in the sky. Bartendro and Bartendra are the wave of the future, Alex is jealous of Japanese McDonalds, and lady chimps are going bananas! Mr. Belvedere and Saved by The Bell: The College Years are truly amazing acid trip panic attacks of fashion and logic. YES! We are heroes! And we are kickstarting an entertainment revolution in the sky. Bartendro and Bartendra are the wave of the future, Alex is jealous of Japanese McDonalds, and lady chimps are going bananas! Mr. Belvedere and Saved by The Bell: The College Years are truly amazing acid trip panic attacks of fashion and logic. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_129.mp3 yes Wed, 26 Mar 2013 13:00:00 EST 2:30:13 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Lora Wimsatt, female chimps, Ram Jack, Kickstarter, Bartendro, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek AKA Elijah Mathew pops in to join your regular pair of Morley Safer's , we present a DARE drug free podcast. Brad and Alex have their anti-drug PSA from 1999 vindicated. Get ready to check-in with everybody's favorite rambling-lunatic-posing-,-a-small-town-journalist , we play the Lora Wimsatt drinking game. Jon Pernisek AKA Elijah Mathew pops in to join your regular pair of Morley Safer's , we present a DARE drug free podcast. Brad and Alex have their anti-drug PSA from 1999 vindicated. Get ready to check-in with everybody's favorite rambling-lunatic-posing-,-a-small-town-journalist , we play the Lora Wimsatt drinking game. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_128.mp3 yes Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:00:00 EST 1:38:45 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Jon Pernisek, Lora Wimsatt, D.A.R.E., A Talking Cat!?!, House of Cards, Beyond the Uncanny Valley ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Check out this yuk yuk packed episode: Indonesian moms are up to no good. Alex reports in on the latest trend with Japanese school girls that he's been carefully monitoring from acrosst the globe. Brad relates the unrelenting bleakness of the last few months. Whoopsie-daisy Superman made a bit of a goof. We read another Jeezo Fwd. Check out this yuk yuk packed episode: Indonesian moms are up to no good. Alex reports in on the latest trend with Japanese school girls that he's been carefully monitoring from acrosst the globe. Brad relates the unrelenting bleakness of the last few months. Whoopsie-daisy Superman made a bit of a goof. We read another Jeezo Fwd. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_127.mp3 yes Wed, 13 Mar 2013 13:00:00 EST 2:46:09 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Superman, Chubby Checker, Cream Puff Party, Honesty, Craigslist, Atheism ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We dedicate this episode to all of the amnesiac listeners out there in podcast land. Fox News has a plan to reduce rape on college campuses that is clearly not insane. Alex is once again consorting with Dolphin terrorists unaware that they are playing him like Space-Dawg on House of Cards. We chronicle the rise of savvy Angela on Mr. Belvedere and uncover more disturbances in the force due to machinations of the Chancellor and his daughter on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. We dedicate this episode to all of the amnesiac listeners out there in podcast land. Fox News has a plan to reduce rape on college campuses that is clearly not insane. Alex is once again consorting with Dolphin terrorists unaware that they are playing him like Space-Dawg on House of Cards. We chronicle the rise of savvy Angela on Mr. Belvedere and uncover more disturbances in the force due to machinations of the Chancellor and his daughter on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_126.mp3 yes Wed, 06 Mar 2013 18:00:00 EST 1:44:02 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, House of Cards, Sexism, Netflix, Animal Facts ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We're bravely jumping on the bandwagon to call out a corporation that everyone else arbitrarily calls out. Why? Because we're heroes. Mr. Belvedere reveals that the owens family is just a shaky construct of awful selfish people that only barely tolerate each other and Saved by the Bell: The College Years introduces us to terrifying sweater technology. We're bravely jumping on the bandwagon to call out a corporation that everyone else arbitrarily calls out. Why? Because we're heroes. Mr. Belvedere reveals that the owens family is just a shaky construct of awful selfish people that only barely tolerate each other and Saved by the Bell: The College Years introduces us to terrifying sweater technology. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_125.mp3 yes Thu, 28 Feb 2013 13:00:00 EST 1:32:27 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Polyandry, Dune, Monsanto, Fuck Green Apple Skittles ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Your great, 15 people love you, but nobody gives a fuck. Deal with it. The Japanese are making ridiculously expensive pizzas that sound terrible. Brad refuses to be mugged on principal. Alex goes wheeling and dealing for flower bargains. The Owens once again baffle us with the state of their finances on Mr. Belvedere and the Romney's come to visit California College School University on Saved by the Bell The College Years. We find out what's in the gold box thanks to Evan’s Grandma and catch up on voicemails. Your great, 15 people love you, but nobody gives a fuck. Deal with it. The Japanese are making ridiculously expensive pizzas that sound terrible. Brad refuses to be mugged on principal. Alex goes wheeling and dealing for flower bargains. The Owens once again baffle us with the state of their finances on Mr. Belvedere and the Romney's come to visit California College School University on Saved by the Bell The College Years. We find out what's in the gold box thanks to Evan’s Grandma and catch up on voicemails. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_124.mp3 yes Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:00:00 EST 2:42:11 Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Mr. Belvedere, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Dominos, Sports Facts, Romney, Gold Box ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jon Pernisek joins us to talk about bird jamz, virus batteries, and Pat Robertson we play “Who's Losing at Facebook” , well , what will surely be the next big game show sensation “Eight is enough, of these skymall things, in fact I was fine with none.” And we hear a passive-aggressive holiday tale from a small town newspaper. Jon Pernisek joins us to talk about bird jamz, virus batteries, and Pat Robertson we play “Who's Losing at Facebook” , well , what will surely be the next big game show sensation “Eight is enough, of these skymall things, in fact I was fine with none.” And we hear a passive-aggressive holiday tale from a small town newspaper. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_123.mp3 yes Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:00:00 EST 2:20:01 Jon Pernisek, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Spiders, Birds, Joey Cucamonga, Skymall, Shepherds are my favorites ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Come transcend the generic non-specific energy with us! Olds don't understand violence,or tech, or why that ugly bitch is in a film with Cary Grant. Dolphins are giving gifts and the Capuchins are coming for our pills. The Owens Family's financial situation becomes more ridiculous and things get uncomfortably racial when the dark forces of The Empire strike back on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Also we find out there's a war on the Ten Commandments and we have no idea why anyone is defending them. Come transcend the generic non-specific energy with us! Olds don't understand violence,or tech, or why that ugly bitch is in a film with Cary Grant. Dolphins are giving gifts and the Capuchins are coming for our pills. The Owens Family's financial situation becomes more ridiculous and things get uncomfortably racial when the dark forces of The Empire strike back on Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Also we find out there's a war on the Ten Commandments and we have no idea why anyone is defending them. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_122.mp3 yes Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:00:00 EST 2:18:48 Mr. Belvedere, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Dolphins, Chicano Studies, Instagram, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Dancing Woodchuck ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your favorite dancing fur-covered mammal and prepare to panic. Blair is outlawed in Iceland while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around a free woman, is there no justice? We check in on our local lending libraries to discover new worlds of terror. Mr. Belvedere crosses over with LOST and Saved by the Bell The College Years teaches us that fraternities and sororities are even lamer than we assumed. Grab your favorite dancing fur-covered mammal and prepare to panic. Blair is outlawed in Iceland while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around a free woman, is there no justice? We check in on our local lending libraries to discover new worlds of terror. Mr. Belvedere crosses over with LOST and Saved by the Bell The College Years teaches us that fraternities and sororities are even lamer than we assumed. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_121.mp3 yes Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:00:00 EST 2:14:39 Mr. Belvedere, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Iceland, Catholic Segregation, Libraries, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Dancing Woodchuck ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Here it is a very special episode of the epic trip to Tennessee. Brad does extensive field research to find out why people are eating off the floor. We learn that clowns for the state often get screwed by the state and discover the proper way to eat cheese puffs like a psychopath. Enjoy the panic and let's all resolve to get our shit together in 2013. Here it is a very special episode of the epic trip to Tennessee. Brad does extensive field research to find out why people are eating off the floor. We learn that clowns for the state often get screwed by the state and discover the proper way to eat cheese puffs like a psychopath. Enjoy the panic and let's all resolve to get our shit together in 2013. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_120.mp3 yes Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:00:00 EST 1:34:43 Jackon TN , Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Eating off the floor, Winter Solstice, Cheese Puffs, Lindsay Mitchell, JRPD ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's our Solstice Episode Spectacular! Brad has a series of terrifying Barnes and Noble panic attacks in which he meets some of America's Greatest Parents. Alex brings some amazing unexpected quotes. We send out a public health emergency beacon for the sake of all women and plot the greatest series of summer break comic books ever devised. It's our Solstice Episode Spectacular! Brad has a series of terrifying Barnes and Noble panic attacks in which he meets some of America's Greatest Parents. Alex brings some amazing unexpected quotes. We send out a public health emergency beacon for the sake of all women and plot the greatest series of summer break comic books ever devised. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_119.mp3 yes Tue, 25 Dec 2012 13:00:00 EST 1:34:43 Corsair , Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Eating off the floor, Solstice, Dick Parents, Comic Books, Spider Boner ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Beware the powers of the Dark Triad! Brad learns who controls his life and Alex finds out if he's a tease. We tackle the case of the Santa Claus Onslaught and talk about some animal facts. Mr. Belvedere is all about sweet sweet pills and Saved by the Bell the College Years introduces us to Sexism 101 with Professor Lame-o. Beware the powers of the Dark Triad! Brad learns who controls his life and Alex finds out if he's a tease. We tackle the case of the Santa Claus Onslaught and talk about some animal facts. Mr. Belvedere is all about sweet sweet pills and Saved by the Bell the College Years introduces us to Sexism 101 with Professor Lame-o. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_118.mp3 yes Wed, 19 Dec 2012 10:00:00 EST 2:45:43 Mr. Belvedere , Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Pills, Solstice, CosmoGirl Quiz, Japanese Boyfriends, Saved by the Bell The College Years ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Here's the perfect podcast for your impending holiday panic attacks. Japanese sexists have made a car for the ladies. Alex has more creepy Yoga adventures. Bill O'Reilly isn't sure if Korean qualifies , a language. Everybody's favorite former nazi pedophile protector has some Jeezo facts for Xmas. We watch some Doomsday Preppers and get ready to bug out and Evan's Grandmother gives us a Yule Panic Attack. Here's the perfect podcast for your impending holiday panic attacks. Japanese sexists have made a car for the ladies. Alex has more creepy Yoga adventures. Bill O'Reilly isn't sure if Korean qualifies , a language. Everybody's favorite former nazi pedophile protector has some Jeezo facts for Xmas. We watch some Doomsday Preppers and get ready to bug out and Evan's Grandmother gives us a Yule Panic Attack. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_117.mp3 yes Wed, 12 Dec 2012 14:00:00 EST 2:10:22 Christmas, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Bug Out, Preppers, Atheism, Doomsday Preppers ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions This is the perfect podcast for your cheat month. Japan has invited the Burger King back into their realm of gross food festivities. There's a new genre of literature and it's officially the worst. We check with Cosmo to find out if we're Suckers or Psychics. The great values fam of the 80's is having budget issues and Wesley finds love in a love con. Meanwhile Kelly escapes her dismal fast food future to join the Saved by the Bell The College Years crew at California College University School. This is the perfect podcast for your cheat month. Japan has invited the Burger King back into their realm of gross food festivities. There's a new genre of literature and it's officially the worst. We check with Cosmo to find out if we're Suckers or Psychics. The great values fam of the 80's is having budget issues and Wesley finds love in a love con. Meanwhile Kelly escapes her dismal fast food future to join the Saved by the Bell The College Years crew at California College University School. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_116.mp3 yes Wed, 05 Dec 2012 14:00:00 EST 2:10:22 Mr. Belvedere , Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, New Adult Fiction, Burger King, CosmoGirl Quiz, Grandma Ghost Virgins, Saved by the Bell The College Years ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a super special holiday-a-palooza! We check in with Claire to see if she is asleep or losing at Sports Facts. We discuss the National Dog Show, rad 80's commercials, and crown "World's Greatest Human 2012" Then we venture into the wilderness to see real live Jeezo sluts, werewolves, zombies, and scandal whilst searching for Black Friday bargains. It's a super special holiday-a-palooza! We check in with Claire to see if she is asleep or losing at Sports Facts. We discuss the National Dog Show, rad 80's commercials, and crown "World's Greatest Human 2012" Then we venture into the wilderness to see real live Jeezo sluts, werewolves, zombies, and scandal whilst searching for Black Friday bargains. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_THX.mp3 yes Wed, 28 Nov 2012 14:00:00 EST 1:31:18 Black Friday, Thanksgiving, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Sports Facts, The National Dog Show, Claire Laffar, David Hasselhoff ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has got Animal Facts and Female Fantasy Facts. Brad is fighting internet scrapes. There's an old woman in New York that is a professional panic attack instigator. We discuss the ongoing pie war of 2012, that no one knows and/or cares about. Hilariously crazy internet dramz leads to a discussion of art by sensible educated people that aren't fucking idiots. George catches up with a really old flame and we finally dip into the pilot episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Alex has got Animal Facts and Female Fantasy Facts. Brad is fighting internet scrapes. There's an old woman in New York that is a professional panic attack instigator. We discuss the ongoing pie war of 2012, that no one knows and/or cares about. Hilariously crazy internet dramz leads to a discussion of art by sensible educated people that aren't fucking idiots. George catches up with a really old flame and we finally dip into the pilot episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_115.mp3 yes Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:00:00 EST 2:48:43 Saved by the Bell, Mr Belvedere, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Saved by the Bell The College Years, Fantasy, Animal Facts ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Kids are running amok and giving us Summer Camp Nightmares and we demand cold hard JUSTICE! Potato Parties are all the rage in Japan and Ronald McDonald doesn't know what to do about it. Some not-so-classy monkeys are slumming it on the sly. There's a nerdlinger murder alert for parts of Florida. Our pal Keith pops in to extol the virtues of brand loyalty and we shed a teary farewell , Mr. Belvedere is deported and the final episode of Saved by the Bell comes to a close. Kids are running amok and giving us Summer Camp Nightmares and we demand cold hard JUSTICE! Potato Parties are all the rage in Japan and Ronald McDonald doesn't know what to do about it. Some not-so-classy monkeys are slumming it on the sly. There's a nerdlinger murder alert for parts of Florida. Our pal Keith pops in to extol the virtues of brand loyalty and we shed a teary farewell , Mr. Belvedere is deported and the final episode of Saved by the Bell comes to a close. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_114.mp3 yes Wed, 14 Nov 2012 06:00:00 EST 2:03:46 Saved by the Bell, Mr Belvedere, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Saved by the Bell, Brand Loyalty, Summercamp Nightmare ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is baffled when he learns that there are apparently well-adjusted normal families that like each other and go to horror movies together, or any movies. Archie wins a free murder! Shocking science news reveals what terrors the olds have planned for us and Alex prepares to concede to the dolphins. Brad meets more crazy talking random weirdos. Steve Guttenberg is unwrapping presents and being sexually harassed by Allen Carr. Things take a dramatic turn , Mr Belvedere has been deported and the Saved by the Bell Kids finally graduate high school. Brad is baffled when he learns that there are apparently well-adjusted normal families that like each other and go to horror movies together, or any movies. Archie wins a free murder! Shocking science news reveals what terrors the olds have planned for us and Alex prepares to concede to the dolphins. Brad meets more crazy talking random weirdos. Steve Guttenberg is unwrapping presents and being sexually harassed by Allen Carr. Things take a dramatic turn , Mr Belvedere has been deported and the Saved by the Bell Kids finally graduate high school. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_113.mp3 yes Wed, 07 Nov 2012 06:00:00 EST 2:03:50 Saved by the Bell, Mr Belvedere, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Paranormal Activity 4, Moonrise Kingdom, Olds ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We have both seen a grip of films including the most sexist movie ever and Alex finally sees the worst movie ever made. Old People LOVE grocery stores. Sadsack losers post their awkward terrible relationship texts on the internet for our amusement. Belvedere faces mortality, George hangs with devil worshipers, and Heather asks Kevin to wear a sexy costume. Amateur-junior-scientist Angie Harmon and Doctor David Hasselhoff track down a vampire at the old cemented up police station. We have both seen a grip of films including the most sexist movie ever and Alex finally sees the worst movie ever made. Old People LOVE grocery stores. Sadsack losers post their awkward terrible relationship texts on the internet for our amusement. Belvedere faces mortality, George hangs with devil worshipers, and Heather asks Kevin to wear a sexy costume. Amateur-junior-scientist Angie Harmon and Doctor David Hasselhoff track down a vampire at the old cemented up police station. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_112.mp3 yes Tue, 30 Oct 2012 06:00:00 EST 2:25:57 Baywatch Nights, Mr Belvedere, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, This Means War, Sinister, Prometheus, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad plays the pandering to Israel drinking game. Sovereignty goes out the window. Romney agrees with Obama, but he's gonna do everything bigger and whiter. We launch a new sitcom starring ourselves and the ever-adorable Al Sharpton and arbitrarily decide who is allowed to have nukes and who isn't. Brad plays the pandering to Israel drinking game. Sovereignty goes out the window. Romney agrees with Obama, but he's gonna do everything bigger and whiter. We launch a new sitcom starring ourselves and the ever-adorable Al Sharpton and arbitrarily decide who is allowed to have nukes and who isn't. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_Debate12b.mp3 yes Tue, 23 Oct 2012 04:00:00 EST 1:17:08 Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Election, Al Sharpton, Israel, Debates ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions You could have had it nonsensically late and over the next few episodes but instead you have it now! Check this out this hot-shot political commentary! A quick discussion of the Badass Joe Biden Smackdown Debate and then some live reactions to the second Presidential Debate. Romneybot-9000, Binders, Chris Matthews getting lost in his own insane logic puzzles. This ep has it all. Enjoy it, for America. S You could have had it nonsensically late and over the next few episodes but instead you have it now! Check this out this hot-shot political commentary! A quick discussion of the Badass Joe Biden Smackdown Debate and then some live reactions to the second Presidential Debate. Romneybot-9000, Binders, Chris Matthews getting lost in his own insane logic puzzles. This ep has it all. Enjoy it, for America. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_Debate12a.mp3 yes Mon, 22 Oct 2012 04:00:00 EST 0:58:41 Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Election, Joe Biden, Binders, Paul Ryan, Debates ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Smile tech days turn into frowny face “fuck you’s” in this rage packed episode of Ramjack. The curse of Sutekh continues it’s mighty reign now with 100% more arbitrary language censorship. Alchemy is real, Mice are losing their skin, and Barry can’t stop agreeing with the GOP. Mr. Belvedere takes a horrifically dark turn into sexism and date rape. Angie Harmon chases a mummy whilst Doctor David Hasselhoff literally listens to dust on Baywatch Nights. Smile tech days turn into frowny face “fuck you’s” in this rage packed episode of Ramjack. The curse of Sutekh continues it’s mighty reign now with 100% more arbitrary language censorship. Alchemy is real, Mice are losing their skin, and Barry can’t stop agreeing with the GOP. Mr. Belvedere takes a horrifically dark turn into sexism and date rape. Angie Harmon chases a mummy whilst Doctor David Hasselhoff literally listens to dust on Baywatch Nights. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_111.mp3 yes Thu, 18 Oct 2012 08:00:00 EST 2:26:47 Baywatch Nights, Mr Belvedere, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Barack Obama, Animal Facts, Gold, Drones ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Behold a shiny new episode bounds into your life! Alex brings animal facts about our new Dolphin Overlords, Brad falls victim to an evil prophecy foretold over 4,000 years ago. The smartest kid in the world has some revolutionary new game and Steve Guttenberg loses his virginity. Mr. Belvedere goes to crazy town with Robert Goulet and we finish our journey into the Tori Universe on Saved by the Bell. Behold a shiny new episode bounds into your life! Alex brings animal facts about our new Dolphin Overlords, Brad falls victim to an evil prophecy foretold over 4,000 years ago. The smartest kid in the world has some revolutionary new game and Steve Guttenberg loses his virginity. Mr. Belvedere goes to crazy town with Robert Goulet and we finish our journey into the Tori Universe on Saved by the Bell. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_110.mp3 yes Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:00:00 EST 2:12:23 Saved by The Bell, Mr Belvedere, Brad Cupples, Alexander Green, Steve Guttenberg, Animal Facts, Dolphins ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Strifes and Strubles abound , Jon is acousted by charities and Brad is watching his tech die before his eyes. We battle the Bing Translator and enter the Halloween season with Doctor David Hasselhoff and Angie Harmon fighting off glowing amoeba monsters, Redneck Ghosts, and mild concussions. Grab a seat and learn about ghost birds and stories that aren't stories. Strifes and Strubles abound , Jon is acousted by charities and Brad is watching his tech die before his eyes. We battle the Bing Translator and enter the Halloween season with Doctor David Hasselhoff and Angie Harmon fighting off glowing amoeba monsters, Redneck Ghosts, and mild concussions. Grab a seat and learn about ghost birds and stories that aren't stories. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_109.mp3 yes Thu, 4 Oct 2012 13:00:00 EST 2:18:37 Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, Baywatch Nights, Ghosts, Doctor David Hasselhoff, Angie Harmon, Strifes and Strubbles, Avengers, Birds, Bing Translator, Steve Guttenberg ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions KABLAMO! It's a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually, whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan's Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement. KABLAMO! It's a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually, whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan's Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_108.mp3 yes Thu, 27 Sep 2012 05:00:00 EST 2:01:42 yoga, whiteboard, candy, candice, hippy-jive, meditation, spiritual isn't a thing, 4 and 2, 5 and 2, jeezo, Evan's Grandmother has a stroke, copperheads, dark energies, vexing energies, kinetic energy, potential energy, you don't know what energy means, nonsense words, words have a meaning, Son of Frankenstein, awful child actors from the 30s, awful child actors from the 80s, Traveling yoga acoustic guitar hippy hoboes, The worst adventures, throwing a ball, elderly people of bemis, a rousing game of hold the ball, cinema ninjas, Petersen's dream job, Harry Belafonte, shut yo mouth, non-competitive non-collaborative games, White Wolves II: Legend of the Wild, White Wolves: a Cry in the Wild II, Elizabeth Berkley, Mark Paul Gosselaar, Jeremy London, Corin Nemec, Justin Whalin, Ele Keats, Ernie Reyes Jr, Tori, Hawaiian Style, Blatant Racism, Phrase of the Week, Alf-yo, One Bitch, Three Dudes, WE ALL BI-POLAR, Life gifts, Nights Network, Corn Hole, Bean Bag Toss, Terrible Life Choices, Statuatory Rape Vacation Fun, Saved by the Bell, Why is Zack's Head swollen twelve times it's normal size, Uncomfortable lack of laugh track, Belding has no friends, Hot Snacks, Hotel, New Daddy, Other New Daddy, Gold digger, Grabby hands, woody, Bible shoes so the devil can't knock you over, The Devil? Seriously? The Devil? Really?, Reality, Pentecostal hair, If your religion makes you dress like a fucking moron, your god sucks, Kablamo, so many pleats, littering ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is back from his adventures with new tales, Brad is contemplating his uneasy truce with the weather. Your drunkest Romanian Friend might be planning on stealing your bride. We begin our journey with the first two chapters of "The Guttenberg Bible" A very special Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn with some sad olds, Saved by the Bell brings us another clip show, and we prepare to launch a new Network and by Network we mean empire. Alex is back from his adventures with new tales, Brad is contemplating his uneasy truce with the weather. Your drunkest Romanian Friend might be planning on stealing your bride. We begin our journey with the first two chapters of "The Guttenberg Bible" A very special Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn with some sad olds, Saved by the Bell brings us another clip show, and we prepare to launch a new Network and by Network we mean empire. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_107.mp3 yes Mon, 17 Sep 2012 07:00:00 EST 2:13:24 Alex has shifty Canada Facts, Tornados, Aliens, Alexander Green, Alzheimer's Disease, Angie Harmon, Arch of Triumph, Bamboozling your way onto the Paramount Lot, Brad Cupples, Brad might be living a lie, Bride Napping, Charles and Charge Nights, Child Predators, Clip Show, Doctor David Hasselhoff, Dont let weather dictate your life, ER Nights, Everyone's Back, fuck that librarian, Full House Nights, Gilligan's Island Nights, Good Morning America Nights, Hordak, HP Lovecraft, Keep your shoes on, Listener Feedback, Matlock Nights, Meposian Warlocks, Mr. Belvedere, My Drunkest Friend, Nights 2013 Everyone's Back, Nights Network, Ol'One-Tonsil Terry, Perfect Strangers Nights, rain boots, Regis and Kathy Lee Nights, Rizzoli and Isles Nights, Romanian Weddings, Sanford and Son Nights, Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Bell Nights, Senility, Steve Guttenberg, Sugar Grams, The Guttenberg Bible, Three's Company Nights, umbrellas are for losers, Weather, X-Files Nights, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It looks like we forgot.. or maybe that's what THEY want you to think. It looks like we forgot.. or maybe that's what THEY want you to think. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_911ii.mp3 yes Sun, 16 Sep 2012 17:00:00 EST 0:18:08 9/11, Alexander Green, Always Remember not to forget, Arbitrary jingoistic support of the troops in theory, Bald Eagles in The Heart, bilderberg, Brad Cupples, building 7, Conspiracy theories OR conspiracy facts?, Copperheads in disguise, Famous Holograms, Forgetting, Global Warming, hoarding guns and water, Hollow Earth, holograms, Iraq, jet fuel, Nessie, Osama bin Laden, Remembering, Reptillians, Rizzoli and Isles, shadow people, Slenderman, Stars and Stripes, The Shadow Government, Time Travelers, Toby Keith, Twin Towers, War!, Yeti ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The National Guard of the Hyper-Militarized States of 'Merica tries to thwart Brad and his attempts to walk down the sidewalk in a police-state. Claire dons communal bacteria regalia for krazy kayak adventures. We join our pals Angie Harmon and Dr. David Hasselhoff , they battle mediocre aliens, mutants in parallel futures, and cd-rom archers from the Kalderash Clan when Baywatch Days turn into Baywatch Nights. The National Guard of the Hyper-Militarized States of 'Merica tries to thwart Brad and his attempts to walk down the sidewalk in a police-state. Claire dons communal bacteria regalia for krazy kayak adventures. We join our pals Angie Harmon and Dr. David Hasselhoff , they battle mediocre aliens, mutants in parallel futures, and cd-rom archers from the Kalderash Clan when Baywatch Days turn into Baywatch Nights. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_106.mp3 yes Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:00:00 EST 1:57:35 Aliens, Angie Harmon, Baywatch Nights, Brad Cupples, CDRoms, Choker on a Tux or Neck Bolt?, Civil Liberties, Claire Laffar, Communal Shoes are a crime against humanity, D and D and Myst Tournaments, dead birdcast, Deutschland Deutschland über alles Uber alles in der Welt, Doctor of being an awesome lifeguard, Dr David Hasselhoff, Dr Hoff's Doom Pipe, Dragon to Nights One,Eleanor Roosevelt, Enyos Kalderash, Franklin and Bash Style Kayaking, Game Master, government alien penis technology, Harry Belafonte, Jawa Gladiator Robot, Jaywalking, Labor Day, Mobius, Mutants, National Guard Douche Squad,Random Bag Check, Rape Van, Recycled Abandoned Warehouse, Recycled Plots,Recycled props, Riverfest, Roswell, Scientific-Mumbo-Jumbo, September 1999,Shitty Fireworks, Sing Your Song, Teague, The Archer, The Strike, Unreasonable Search and Seizure, Vincent Schiavelli, When in doubt Wave a lead pipe ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights , we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell. Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights , we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_105.mp3 yes Wed, 29 Aug 2012 02:00:00 EST 2:08:37 Alexander Green, Animal Facts, Brad Cupples, The Evil Mindu, A Really Dark Time In My Life, Hallucination Horse, Dressage, Wisdom Teeth are a bitch, Wait, Ivan Reitman put that movie out in 1997? 1997 Seriously? I would have guessed 93 at the latest, Focal Point Photos, Brad's impending suicide, It was a dark time in my life, Steve Guttenberg, The Guttenberg Bible, Oh no Dentists, German Zookeepers, Throwing Alex under the bus, Animal Facts, Zoo VD, Alex's impeding death by nature, Earthquake, Saved by the Bell, Terrifying German Pornography, Cookie vs Apple, Stickers are not edible you stupid kids, 9-11 year olds, Sad Angela, Mr. Belvedere, Wesley T made a deal with the devil, Fuck Elmo, Copperheads in disguise, Cedric's Reckoning, Bane, REAL hiking --not that fake shit, Half Shirt Twins, Gorilla Munch, Faux-Health Cereal, Caught with your science-pants down, Captain Crunch will shiv you in the night, Bargain Tips with Alex, Here Comes Honey Kill Me, The Grand Canyon of the East?, Death Mountain Murder Climb Through a Hellscape of Nature's Monstrosity, Metaphorical Mountains, Poor People Dentist, Three's Company, Chasing Burning Logs, Fearless or Dumb?, You're afraid of Earthquakes? Nerd., Lies, Putting out a flaming log with your hand like a fucking idiot, Some men just want to watch the gorge burn, Dying in the arms of your murderer, Sock Monkeys vs Red Rockets for the future of the pizza shack, Mystery Solvers, Baywatch Nights, David Hasselhoff, Angie Harmon, Beach-Side Science Labs unfreeze ancient Viking Warriors, Spooky-Beach Afternoon, Muzzy, Ben sends us his creepy snuff porn, Little House on the Prairie, Hasselhoff is TERRIFIED of dogs, How will Santa Claus get to Valhalla, Back up Bangs, Blatant Racism, Slater takes of his clothes for no reason, Fastest easiest birth ever, George threatens to rape a young boy, Klepto Capers, Getting raped by bears and mice to save the forest, Angevin Empire vs Heathin Shippers, Fuck you Marcia, Magnet School for Food Service Tech, California College University School, Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven, Earthquake Buddies play by their own rules, Mad Sweet Tasting Mind Fucks, Does my mother actually like anything, Alex P. Keaton, Teddy Roosevelt ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a super chill episode in which we discuss Alex's latest Summer Camp adventures with the 9/11 year olds and a grip of terrifying creatures that teach real life Animal Facts, the hard way. We chat about The Dark Knight Rises and Bane's future Broadway Career. The Fifty Shades Generator is a horrific and beautiful find that leads to fun and games. Join us , we delve once again into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge , we discuss President James Garfield, Charles Guiteau, Alexander Graham Bell, and Dr. Doctor Bliss M.D. Creationists don't understand electricity or science, or much of anything really (because they are fucking insane and have only a tenious ) And we solve a Mystery! It's a super chill episode in which we discuss Alex's latest Summer Camp adventures with the 9/11 year olds and a grip of terrifying creatures that teach real life Animal Facts, the hard way. We chat about The Dark Knight Rises and Bane's future Broadway Career. The Fifty Shades Generator is a horrific and beautiful find that leads to fun and games. Join us , we delve once again into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge , we discuss President James Garfield, Charles Guiteau, Alexander Graham Bell, and Dr. Doctor Bliss M.D. Creationists don't understand electricity or science, or much of anything really (because they are fucking insane and have only a tenious ) And we solve a Mystery! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_104.mp3 yes Sat, 11 Aug 2012 02:00:00 EST 1:59:47 9/11 year olds, Alex like to surmize veminous things, Alexander Green, Animal Facts, Any leeches is too many leeches, Bane, Benny Hill World, Black Widows, blushing dress, Brad Cupples, Camp Dramz, Camp Quest, Candice Millard, Charles Guiteau, Chester A. Arthur, Chet Arthur is the Sarah Palin of the 1880s, Complex Marriage, copperhead, Creationists don't understand science, Destiny of the Republic, Dr. Doctor Bliss, Electricity, Electricity from the Sun, fashion forward, Faux Love Triangles, Final Crisis of Emission, Florence KY is nothing but a den of criminal mischief, Fuck Smores, Fuck You Librarian, Greasing palms, History, Holy dress, It's never safe to swim, James Garfield, Jeezo Science Books, Kids love the Dramz, Larger Locks Literary Lounge, leeches, Lemon Squares, Lie detector dress, Mischief dress, Misogynist Tech, Mystery Solvers!, Nature wants to destroy you, Nobody wants to bang crazy Charlie, sad around the armpits, Secret Snake Traps, Shockingly realistic paper mache snake disguises, Spider Whisperer, Summer Camp Shenanigans, The counselor in the bubble, in the clean room, in the decontamination suit, The Dark Knight Rises, Tickling the bellies of venemous creatures, veminous? Really Dawg?, Venomous Creatures do not belong in your bathroom or bedroom, Who Wins at Fifty Shades of Grey, Worst Free Love Commune Ever ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your hot cocoa and a hot dogs it Xmas in July! When we promise something 57 episodes ago we deliver it, Eventually. In this Holiday-a-palooza we finally break down and discuss Santa Claus: The Movie, the story of a satanic bargain gone awry, and venture into an even darker realm with Christmas with a Capital 'C' A Christian holiday movie where we are meant to root for the Christians , they subvert law, human decency, and basic reasoning just to maintain a stranglehold on a dying Alaskan community. We also enjoy another battle of "Friendship versus the Bing Translator", a game of skill, awareness, and context clues! Grab your hot cocoa and a hot dogs it Xmas in July! When we promise something 57 episodes ago we deliver it, Eventually. In this Holiday-a-palooza we finally break down and discuss Santa Claus: The Movie, the story of a satanic bargain gone awry, and venture into an even darker realm with Christmas with a Capital 'C' A Christian holiday movie where we are meant to root for the Christians , they subvert law, human decency, and basic reasoning just to maintain a stranglehold on a dying Alaskan community. We also enjoy another battle of "Friendship versus the Bing Translator", a game of skill, awareness, and context clues! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_103.mp3 yes Tue, 31 Jul 2012 23:59:59 EST 2:30:45 It's Christmas (All Over The World), 5 and 2, A Face in the Crowd, A Face in the Skynet, All Baldwins become grizzly potato sack men eventually, Batman Can Breathe In Space, Bing Translator, Brad Cupples, Brad Stine, Burgess Meredith, Bus of doom, Buscemi Clause Rises, Catcher in the Rye, Chris Hansen needs to go to the North Pole, Christian Comedy is just spouting hatred and then laughing at the end, Christianity is inherently immoral, Christmas with a Capital C, Christmas with a Capital T, cindy lou who, Cleopatra 2525, Coats stained with the blood of the fallen, Conservative Christian Comedians are the WORST, Creepy Elf Cult, Daniel Baldwin, Dirty faced miscreant youth ragamuffins, Dudley Moore, Duper Looper, Elf Help, Establishment Clause doesn't apply to Christians in Alaska, Flaming Gay Skiing Brother, Fox and Friends is a refuge for scoundrels, Fuck logical solutions, Fuck You Librarian, Fuck You Lindeloff, Goddamn you Leonardo Da Vinci Get outta here!, Happy Monkey, Happy Snowflake?, Ice Age: Continental Drift, Jeezo!, John Lithgow, John Lithgow Can Breathe In Space, John Lithgow is Batman?, Jon Pernisek, Jon corrects a shitty christian comedy song by realizing it is in fact much easier to rhyme the words holiday and latte than holiday and mocha, unfortunately rhyme scheme is not their forte --who'd , Jonathon presents Racism on Parade with a Capital P, Kity Fun Gumdrops Event 3d, Manipulating Children for theocratic gain, McDonalds Food Porn, Messiah Claus, Moonrise Kingdom, Mooseburgers, movie magic = child abuse, Mrs. Claus is banging those elves, Native Son, No kid wants a wood toy, Passive Aggressive Religious Symbolism, Poor Gay Actor Boy Trapped in the Closet for the sake of his Christian Movie Career, Puffy the pedo, Santa Clause: The Movie, Send Traffic to save Photos!, Shitty asshole mayor, T2, Terminator Again, The A-Team, The Ancient One, The Christian Conservative Robin Williams, The Five Heartbeats, Vandervillians?, Vendequm, Vendequm Civil War, Ventroloquiens?, Victorvictorians?, Videogames?, Videogums? ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex has theoretically heard some second hand animal facts, Brad discovers some terrible new products and finds new ways to escape the panic. Columbus isn't , mediocre , one might expect, Mitt Romney is a felon and still has less personality than a vacuum cleaner with a twitter account. Privatization brings back debtors prisons, USA USA USA! Mr. Belvedere directs Gilbert and Sulivan and Saved by the Bell takes granny rap to it's next logical step of torture. Alex has theoretically heard some second hand animal facts, Brad discovers some terrible new products and finds new ways to escape the panic. Columbus isn't , mediocre , one might expect, Mitt Romney is a felon and still has less personality than a vacuum cleaner with a twitter account. Privatization brings back debtors prisons, USA USA USA! Mr. Belvedere directs Gilbert and Sulivan and Saved by the Bell takes granny rap to it's next logical step of torture. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_102.mp3 yes Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:30:00 EST 2:26:45 Alexander Green, Animal Facts, Animals are Liars, Bayside loves crappy theatre but hates yearbooks class rings and the prom, Belding loves dramz, Boots, Brad Cupples, Car Towing, Cincinnati is still trying, Columbus, Deep Fryers are weird things to have in your home, Despondos, Dramatic Guitar, Free Market Capitalism isn't Socialism, Fuck You Librarian, Fuck You Lindeloff, Fuck You Roger Ebert, Fuck you S.E. Cupp, Ghost Dicks, Granny Rap was a Dark Time in American History, H.M.S. Pinafore, Hordak, I call her mama 'cause I love her like my mother, and that's not weird at all, Icicle Tricycle, Incest, Low hand patting is inappropriate, Maybe Read a Book?, Mentally Breaking Down Children To Build Other Up Is Fucked Up, Mr. Belding admits to sexual assault, Mr. Belvedere, Olds love free shit, Orangutans Play by their own rules, Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Hoarder Nightmares, Preds, Privatization, Ramjack Whiteboard Video Explaining things that Alex feels need further elaboration via a visual media, relaxing spa gel mask, Romney, Roomba, Saved by the Bell, Self Indulgent Community Theatre Tales from Jackson TN, SelfAwareRoomba, Shake Weight Ice Cream, Shitty Cops, Slater is affraid of theatre and the temptations it presents, Snow White and the Seven Dorks, Socialism, Spa Bandit Burglar, Sports Facts, Terminator 2, Terrible Novelty Kitchen Devices, The Fourth Kind, Theatre Memories, Tiffany Amber Theisen, maybe try acting?, UYD 4 Life, Werner Herzog, Who Won Who Lost, Worst Pants, Worst Play ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The ghost of Alex goes on family adventures, Brad fills up your summer reading list and gives the latest updates on Harry Belafonte. We play “Who's Losing at Facebook” the game where every contestant is a loser and we spot panic attacks aplenty in pools and restaurants. Mr. Belvedere and George have a sexy romantic evening, for realzies. Saved by the Bell almost kills us with bizarre fashion, black magicks, and unnecessary cross dressing. The ghost of Alex goes on family adventures, Brad fills up your summer reading list and gives the latest updates on Harry Belafonte. We play “Who's Losing at Facebook” the game where every contestant is a loser and we spot panic attacks aplenty in pools and restaurants. Mr. Belvedere and George have a sexy romantic evening, for realzies. Saved by the Bell almost kills us with bizarre fashion, black magicks, and unnecessary cross dressing. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_101.mp3 yes Sun, 15 Jul 2012 09:30:00 EST 2:09:01 Alex gets jeezo texts, Alf-yo, Amazing Spider-Tats, America! Eagles and Shit!, and don't think I've forgot about that crazy lying librarian, Archaic Gender Roles are the Worst, Babies Having Babies, Belvedere Boner, Belvedere has a Dracula medal, Book Fair, Brad Cupples, Burger King is Alex's favorite food, Claire is on notice, Communism, Cool Chains, Creepo Pervert Stalker Tapes, Dan Fitzgerald, David Blaine wishes he was Zack Morris, dramatic reading, Edmund Morris, End This Depression Now!, Fashion Panic Attack, Fast Food Panic Attack, Fidel Castro, First Call Corpse Green, four dot ellipses, Foxy Swedish Girls, Franklin and Bash, George and Belvedere 4Ever, Ghostcasting with Alex, Go Fighting Dreyfus's, Greta Christina, hair and toenail doilies, Harry Belafonte, Hepatitis Hair Mold Swimming Pools, High School Daycare, How many matlocks can fit on a Skyrim disc?, Jostens, Kelly Jo Takes Manhattan, Larger Locks Literary Lounge, Last Call Booze Cruise Cupples, Lindeloff you are the worst, LMBO, Magic Mike, Marcia is the Worst, Martin Luther King Jr, Most homo-erotic Mr. Belvedere Episode Ever, Mr. Belvedere, Museum or Snoozeum?, Muzzy, Navi Blues, Nelson Mandela, Olds don't get tech, Olds love shopping malls and burger king, Olivia Munn is the Female Equivalent of Jack Black, Paul Krugman, Paul Robeson, Prayers have never worked ever, Preacher, Preparedness Always, RIP Andrew McDonald The Bayside Ghost, Robert Townsend, Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Shuttlebus ghost, Scholastic, Screech is wearing panic pants, Shitty Parents, Shitty Prayer riders, Socialism, Spanking Adults if they need it, Stop being scared of sex, Teddy Roosevelt, Ten Christian Myths That Show Jesus Never Existed At All, The Far Side, There is no such thing , obscenity, These kids cannot dress themselves, Tropic Thunder would be a decent movie if any of the jokes were funny and it wasn't awful, Turtle is the new sheriff in town, uni high? What the fuck is that?, Unnecessary Cross-dressing, Useless Yokel-Cunts afraid of using dirty no good bad words in shitty acronyms, VHS yearbook?, We Are The World, Who's Losing at Facebook, Why Are You Atheists So Angry? 99 Things That Piss Off the Godless, World Choir Games, Worst Library, Yearbooks, Yearbooks and Prom Tickets are things that always sell, Zack is going to get someone raped, Zack Morris is a god, Zoobooks ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We've been fighting for the rights of all the dreamers for over three years and 100 episodes. In this celebratory podcast Alex reports in on all the wild and wacky happenings of Summer Camp. Brad learns that he should never leave his sun bunker without Chris Hansen's assistance. Scandalous tales are told. Also, the results of the contest to decide the fate of the Ramjack Empire are in! We've been fighting for the rights of all the dreamers for over three years and 100 episodes. In this celebratory podcast Alex reports in on all the wild and wacky happenings of Summer Camp. Brad learns that he should never leave his sun bunker without Chris Hansen's assistance. Scandalous tales are told. Also, the results of the contest to decide the fate of the Ramjack Empire are in! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_100.mp3 yes Fri, 06 Jul 2012 02:00:00 EST 2:31:55 100, 9/11 year old boys are honeybadgers - they don't give a shit, 9/11 year olds, Acting yourself into unconsciousness, Alex throws out enough random tangents to turn any story into Pulp Fiction viewed through a kaleidoscope, Alexander Green, Beware Take Care Beware, Black Diamonds, boldness always, Brad Cupples, Brave Hearts, Camp Dramz, Camp Quest, Cat Girl, Cedric the Safety Sloth, Charles in Charge, Child Predators, Chloe, Clearly Alex is an old man and possibly a Narc, Cleopatra 2525, Club Walmart, Contest, Cool Chain, Don't eat things in nature, Douglas Pembroke, Fuck you Damon Lindeloff, Generic Nonspecific Drugs, Get on the chain - Cool chain - Get a chain - Ramjack, Gomez, If you start at 9 you can only move to 10, Ignoring Red Flags, Jason Pembroke, Jonathon Pernisek, kids painting there nails, LSD eyedrops, Magic Mike, Magician pulls Higgs Bosson out of a hat, Mathew Broderick, Morgan Freeman, Mr. Belvedere, Pants v Shorts, Pluots, Rex and Rita Readasaurus, Saved by the Bell, Scandal, scritchin' and scratchin', SDJD, Seasonal Effective Disorder, Shitty Make-Out Twister, Sleep Deprevation, Small Wonder, Smart Kids with Mad Game, Soap, Standing on the edge of Tomorrow, Step Up 2 Summer Camp, Stripper Hooker Roadtrip Adventure of 2009, Summer Camp Romance, Sunlight is the worst, The Belvedere and the Butterfly, The Franklin and Bash of 9/11 year olds, The Hebrew Hammer, The Will, Things that cannot be tagged for the protection of the parties involved, You hear what you want to hear ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's episode 99, Farewell double digits! Jon Pernisek joins us while Alex is of dealing with this years crop of 9/11 year olds. We discuss the awesomeness of Harry Belafonte in the Larger Locks Literary Lounge. We also spend a moment on the insanely horrific and insipid movie, Prometheus. A film that revels in it's anti-science pro-nonsense message to the point you can almost see the phantom of Kirk Cameron's hand shoved up Damon Lindeloff's ass. Dreams and Films are interpreted and Belvedere is visited by a lot of Amish stock footage, and Saved by the Bell has its final dance at the lamest prom ever. It's episode 99, Farewell double digits! Jon Pernisek joins us while Alex is of dealing with this years crop of 9/11 year olds. We discuss the awesomeness of Harry Belafonte in the Larger Locks Literary Lounge. We also spend a moment on the insanely horrific and insipid movie, Prometheus. A film that revels in it's anti-science pro-nonsense message to the point you can almost see the phantom of Kirk Cameron's hand shoved up Damon Lindeloff's ass. Dreams and Films are interpreted and Belvedere is visited by a lot of Amish stock footage, and Saved by the Bell has its final dance at the lamest prom ever. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_099.mp3 yes Sun, 24 Jun 2012 04:00:00 EST 2:11:51 Adam Carolla is the worst, Amish, Barack Obama, Bea Arthur, Blatant Sexism, Brad Cupples, Brigadoon, Calypso, Chevalier d Eon Mei Li, Crop that Top, Dream Whisperer, Elaine Stritch, Evil Amish Hat of Doom, Fuck you Damon Lindeloff, George judges Moira's preserves, Harry Belafonte, International Box Office, Interpreter of Dreams, Jon Pernisek, Jonathon is unaware of black people, King of Dreams, KKK, Larger Locks Literary Lounge, Lindeloff you are getting the librarian treatment from here on out, Locked in a Boiler Room with Jessie Spano, Madea's Witness Protection, Magic Mike, Marlon Brando, Martin Luther King Jr, My Song, Nobody wants to be Amish, Oklahoma Prom, OWS, Pharoh Pernisek, Prometheus is the worst fucking movie ever made, racket cancer vaccine's Copy of enemy cityracket cancer vaccine's Copy of enemy city, Rahm Emanuel, Rod Steiger, Run and get him, GET HIM!, Saved by the Shuttlebus ghost, Sidney Poitier, Slightly left of George W Bush is not good enough, Square Dance Prom is not a Prom, The Amazing Spiderman, The Dark Knight Rises, The Expendables 2, Tony Curtis, Wacky piano rides are the smashed watermellons of 2012, Wally Cox, Walter Matthau, Wesley T is a fountain of disease, Yeah, I'm sure this is the LAST dance of the year ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We've been at this for three years, but there's no time to luxuriate in celebrations , we discuss the shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on leading to the 2012 Cincinnati Fringe Festival, confused audiences in search of thereapy, and private command performances. Belvedere fights off rape, yet again, and Saved by the Bell is Just Bonkers , the Tori Universe gives us yet another themed dance. We've been at this for three years, but there's no time to luxuriate in celebrations , we discuss the shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on leading to the 2012 Cincinnati Fringe Festival, confused audiences in search of thereapy, and private command performances. Belvedere fights off rape, yet again, and Saved by the Bell is Just Bonkers , the Tori Universe gives us yet another themed dance. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_098.mp3 yes Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:00:00 EST 2:08:31 Actors, Alexander Green, Bath Salts, Black Face is not appropriate, Brad Cupples, Cecily and Gwendolyn's Fantastical Cincinnati Anthroprological Inquisitorial Probe, Chime-in Charlie, Cincinnati audiences just don't understand, Cincy Fringe, Cool Chain, Dont sit on a garbage can, Fireworks suck, Five Aces, Fringe Festival, Fuck you Prestiege Delivery, Griftor: Evil Master of Capers and Caprices, Hand Slap Wrestling Square Dance, Hedgefund Managers, Hordak, Judging audiences, Just Bonkers Slater, Linked-in is watching you, Marcia is useless, Mario Lopez in drag, Menacing Blind Games, Midnight Mariachi Band Burrito Delivery, Mr. Belvedere fighting rape and incest constantly since 1985, Mummies, Mystery Solvers! and Ghost Hunters!, Nonsensically contrary audiences, people talk themselves into believing shit, Picnic Pants Evil Strategist with the Sit-Down-Super-Slacks, Pining and Creaming, Poor People Nurses vs Insurance Nurses, Racist Florence Fireworks, Saved by the Shuttlebus ghost, Shitty Catholic Hospitals, Shoes Socks and Showers are Mandatory for humans, Sock Hop, Sonic Hearing, Stop Smiling Start Laughing, That's no Gem and the holograms That's my truly outrageous sister!, The Screw You Revue, Theatre, Therapy for liars, Third Quarter Moon: A Complex-Derivative Love Story, This is my house you're just a weirdo blind, Time Travelers are not real, Tori Universe, Tricky Blinds, Uncle Ben's Despondos Ghost Dick Suprise, Vampires, You're doing it wrong ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Stop telling jokes and throwing out pickup lines. Pop into your local lending library for a puppy or two and then sit back and hear about the virtues of White-Supremacy from everyone's favorite deeply literate, funny, and incisive writer 'Old Derb' Brad's Optometrist is going to murder him. Alex hangs out at the worst fucking place on planet Earth. The Mr. Belvedere Valentine’s Day episode is just , awkward and incestuous , you would guess and Saved by The Bell blows our mind with the revelation of the shuttle-bus. We attempt to decipher backlogged voicemail and prep for a birthday-pick-a-palooza! Stop telling jokes and throwing out pickup lines. Pop into your local lending library for a puppy or two and then sit back and hear about the virtues of White-Supremacy from everyone's favorite deeply literate, funny, and incisive writer 'Old Derb' Brad's Optometrist is going to murder him. Alex hangs out at the worst fucking place on planet Earth. The Mr. Belvedere Valentine’s Day episode is just , awkward and incestuous , you would guess and Saved by The Bell blows our mind with the revelation of the shuttle-bus. We attempt to decipher backlogged voicemail and prep for a birthday-pick-a-palooza! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_097.mp3 yes Wed, 06 Jun 2012 04:00:00 EST 2:23:29 Alexander Green, Brad Cupples, Pet Lending Libraries, Creepy Optometrist Killer, Daughter Suit, Mom Bar, Worst Weekend Spot on the planet, Fergie, Incest, Shuttle Bus, Birthday pick, Pickup lines, Mark is the worst, People don't shapeshift when they lie down, Dellusional watches, blatant racism, Bounds of Reason, Deeply literate funny and incisive writers, Email!, Get on the chain - Cool chain - Get a chain - Ramjack, Get on the chain!, Hey Librarian THIS AIN'T OVER!, John Derbyshire is a fucking psychotic racist, Listner Feedback, Maddening outrageous cranky and provocative writers, mail, Mr. Belvedere, Old Derb, Olds are mad racist, Political Correctness Gone Wild!, Saved by the Bell, The cancer can't eat Derb quick enough, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are back for Episode 96 with all of our deeply literate, funny, and incisive shenanigans. But, of course, we are also maddening, outrageous, cranky, and provocative when we talk about crazy old racists, hologram ghosts, being a better grandchild that lies about sex. Jon sends us part IV in the epic fanfiction monstrosity of "The Belvedere and the Butterfly" We clutch or cool chains in the "Larger Locks Literary Lounge" for further discussions on the state of literature and we play Miss Marple at the behest of the Evil Horde! We are back for Episode 96 with all of our deeply literate, funny, and incisive shenanigans. But, of course, we are also maddening, outrageous, cranky, and provocative when we talk about crazy old racists, hologram ghosts, being a better grandchild that lies about sex. Jon sends us part IV in the epic fanfiction monstrosity of "The Belvedere and the Butterfly" We clutch or cool chains in the "Larger Locks Literary Lounge" for further discussions on the state of literature and we play Miss Marple at the behest of the Evil Horde! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_096.mp3 yes Thu, 17 May 2012 23:00:00 EST 1:57:03 "Maybe" Alex is right, "Why should I learn about anything that happened before now?", A deep bag of uncooked rice, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Really?, Alex's Grandmother's facebook status is "Peter Lawford is still dead", Always be prepared: Floss pick and wisps, Always have an amulet or token to protect you, Being a better grandchild, Best non-sex feelings, Big Fish, Black Swarm Gang Day at Disneyland, blatant racism, Bounds of Reason, Cabin in the Woods, Charles in Charge, Christmas Creep, Cinema, Conan, Cool Chain, cranky, Crush your enemies. See them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women, Deeply literate funny and incisive writers, Digi-Brad, Doug Benson: Not an authority on literature, at all, Email!, FanFiction, Feeling normal is , great , sex, Fuck you Prestiege Delivery, George Zimmerman, Get on the chain - Cool chain - Get a chain - Ramjack, Get on the chain!, Going Postal!, Hey Librarian THIS AIN'T OVER!, History is not boring, Holo-Teddy with Holo-Kermit and Holo-Trigueiro, Hologram Ghosts, Hordak, Hunger Games, I hate rainy days when I get all racist, I just want to lower a cool chain into my hand, IQ tests are nonsense, IWSB's, John Derbyshire is a fucking psychotic racist, Kids love sex, Listner Feedback, Maddening, Maddening outrageous cranky and provocative writers, mail, Maybe try drugs?, Mr. Belvedere, Mystery Minute, NES, Never trust a woman named Evil, New Initiatives!, Newspapers, Oh Gladys! Cedarak: Evil Master of Safety, Oh I guess we forgot about the Snake-Men, The Ramjack Freedom Militia / Empire would soooo kick their ass, Old Derb, Olds are mad racist, outrageous, People need to learn the difference between good and bad, Political Correctness Gone Wild!, Racist News: Colored or Negro = Antiquated, Raise your Expectations, Ramjack Letter Writing Initiative, Read Better Books, Safe not sorry, Saved by the Bell, Shadow Weaver is useless, Skeletor's guys need better branding, Snoop Doggy Dog draws a swarm, Soup Eating Video Games, Stephen King is the worst, Stop reading shitty books, Swarms, Take care of your dentals!, Teddy Roosevelt, Teen Boys are better liars, Teenage angst and overvaluing emotional tediousness is not a valid concern for literature or extended thought, THE Abraham Lincoln book, The Belvedere and the Butterfly, The cancer can't eat Derb quick enough, The Lawnmower Man, The National Socialist Freedom Militia, The Ottoman Freedom Militia, The Roman Freedom Militia, The Talk, The Watermellon King, Three Stooges, Trayvon Martin, Tuesdays with Morrie, Wacky makebelief numbers, Warhorse OR Borehorse, Wrapping a chain around a fucking librarian's lying throat, You should expect more, You're doing it wrong ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hey remember Easter? We do. Barry-san be praised! We are prepping for Vatican III i.e., No Vatican. Grab a glass of your finest aged urine and mouthful of dirt we’ve got a slew of new addicts and a couple of well placed halibuts. The coffee shops are filled with terrifying weirdos and walking cliches. We test our likelihood to become alcoholics. We’re eating bugs, all of us… and no amount of alcohol or showering can change it. Hey remember Easter? We do. Barry-san be praised! We are prepping for Vatican III i.e., No Vatican. Grab a glass of your finest aged urine and mouthful of dirt we’ve got a slew of new addicts and a couple of well placed halibuts. The coffee shops are filled with terrifying weirdos and walking cliches. We test our likelihood to become alcoholics. We’re eating bugs, all of us… and no amount of alcohol or showering can change it. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_095.mp3 yes Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:00:00 EST 2:03:14 You're doing it again Snoop Doggy Dog!, Aged Urine is not lotion, Alex drinks like a 14 year old girl, Alex loved a boring game , a child, almost alcoholics, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Attention starved Canadians (That aren't Alirio), Barry Christ, Bathing in urine, Boring people are everywhere, Brushing teeth with urine, Caligula buys a frappe, Coffee Shop Panic Attacks, cooking with urine, Dirt Eating, Divorce is the "comicbook barrel of radioactive waste" of reality, Drinking urine, easter, Eating a sandwich that you hate, Eating Aluminum Foil, eye rinse with urine, Garbage Pail Kids, Gasoline Drinking, Giant penis watertower mascot, Hallibut, Harvest Moon, he is risen, Heaven tastes like dirt, highway to the danger zone of alcoholism, Hoodwinkin' Jesus in Vatican III, Horifically boring domestic tales of drudgery, Hot Dog Pizza, Insidious, Lemon sandwich --oh no!, Librarian beef ain't over, Mass Effect 3, my strange addiction, Nerdforce-5 goes to starbucks, no flip flops 2012, People are terrible, Picnic-pants a.k.a. No-sex-pants, pine cleaner addict, Roadkill addict, Showering is empowering!, smelling doll head, Strapping a shoe to your foot because you are crazy bananas, suds and funds, Tasty cockroach piece chocolate, Teenage Alien Turtles That have developed skill in fighting and stealth similiar to that of Earth Ninjitsu, The Fourth Kind, Tonight is your night bro, Try not to eat a bug, Urine is not Toothpaste, Vatican 3 / No Vaticans, Washing with urine, wear shoes, Who wants to eat a snack off my crotch?, World of Warcraft ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Back in Action with a warning: Beware the Werewolves, and the dolphins, and any other animal that totes weaponry. South Carolina Republicans somehow lower the bar for common sense. We watch some horrific re-enactments from awful lying liars in the E.R. Netflix plays some wacky shenanigans with Saved by the Bell. The Turks are demanding Cami Secrets for Chess Tournaments. We double down and watch the exciting pair of episodes of Mr. Belvedere and Saved by the Bell known , "The Will" and no one knows how to dress themselves. We launch an exciting new contest and solve our first Mystery Minute! Back in Action with a warning: Beware the Werewolves, and the dolphins, and any other animal that totes weaponry. South Carolina Republicans somehow lower the bar for common sense. We watch some horrific re-enactments from awful lying liars in the E.R. Netflix plays some wacky shenanigans with Saved by the Bell. The Turks are demanding Cami Secrets for Chess Tournaments. We double down and watch the exciting pair of episodes of Mr. Belvedere and Saved by the Bell known , "The Will" and no one knows how to dress themselves. We launch an exciting new contest and solve our first Mystery Minute! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_094.mp3 yes Sat, 07 Apr 2012 03:00:00 EST 2:41:17 Alex gets challenged by deer, Alexander Green, Animal Facts, Asshole Animals, Bag Turkey, Bear with Combs is one step from bears with Switchblade combs which is only one step from bears with switchblades, Bee+T+Who+2+Your+LittleHouseOnThePrairie, Brad Cupples, Breaking and Entering Diner Antics, British Commissioner Gordon, Bubble Nets, Cami Secret, Carrot Top Orgy, Cedric the Safety Sloth, country music is the worst, Crazy Aquaman tactics, Day of the Dolphin, dolphins, Dolphins are the Chris Brown of the Ocean, Fashion Backwards, Game Ammendments, Gone Country, Gorillas will kill you, Hornet Mystery, Ice clubs, In Alex's world humans are scared of clouds and by clouds he means fog, Incest, Inheritance Dance, Joe the Plumber, Kevin loves the ladies, in his family, Killing me through my eyeballs, Lawyer times, Legal pad does not a lawyer make, Little Orphin Balki Kermit Bartakomous-Roosevelt-Cupples, Look at them boots!, Mario Lopez: Portrait of a Cheater!, Matt's Strange Addiction, Mean Jean Schmidt, Meterosexual Bears, Mr. Belvedere, Mystery Minute, Netflix, Patient Doctor Confidentiality, Racsim, Reba, Republicans have lost their fucking minds, Rods and Cones got messed up in the 80s, Sexy Chess, shadow people, Shitty Cheers, Shitty word puzzles, South Carolina is the worst, That damned Orangutan that broke line got the last iPad, The Body's Barely Cold Dance, The Ten Commandments is 0% Historically Accurate, The Will, TN is the worst, Untold stories of the ER, Werewolves of Covington, Wild Animal Farms ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Oh snap! It's a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing shitty secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge™ , we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and lying bitches that pretend to read books but are clearly incompetent with uselessly fragile egos. Luckily Alirio drops by to cool things down , we discuss his birthday pick "Phantom of the Paradise" and learn all about skylight voyeurism and devil contracts from our pal Birdman Winslow. Oh snap! It's a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing shitty secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge , we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and lying bitches that pretend to read books but are clearly incompetent with uselessly fragile egos. Luckily Alirio drops by to cool things down , we discuss his birthday pick "Phantom of the Paradise" and learn all about skylight voyeurism and devil contracts from our pal Birdman Winslow. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_093.mp3 yes Tue, 20 Mar 2012 23:00:00 EST 2:29:51 Admit that you don't know shit, Alex tries to make excuses for a lying cunt, Alexander Green, Alf-yo, Alirio Ferreira, Anvils falling from the sky, Arabian Nights, Assassin's Creed, Atlas Shrugged, Battle For Planet of the Apes, Beef: Tale of a Hometown Hero, Benedict Arnold, Birdman Winslow, birthday pick, Books, Brad Cupples, Charles Dickens is not dated, children are humans, CosmoGirl Quiz, Cowboys + Pill = the 70's, Creepo Poems, Dalek of the Paradise, Darth Vader Tech, Don Quixote, Don't argue about tone argue about content, Don't lie about things you read, Dorito Taco, Educated Guesses require education, Fuck that lying bitch librarian, Gaspa, George Washington, Grow the fuck up, Have you got a ticket?, Hercules: Awesome Chef / Badass Escaped Slave, Hey, it was the 70s, hoarders, Hordak, I don't give a fuck about people's egos, I will destroy her, Ikea Pillowcases are bastards, IQ tests are nonsense, Lafayette, Larger Locks Literary Lounge, Le Morte D'Arthur, Learn things, Library Tales, Look shit up dumbasses, Lying Assholes that are paranoid about their goddamn fragile ego, Lying Bitch Librarians, Mockery is a completly justifiable tool, Native Son, No Snake faces in Cincy, Ona Judge: Badass Escaped Slave, Paul Williams, PauseCast, Peggy Shippen Arnold, People that buy abriged editions should be burnt at the stake, Phoenix or Juno?, plunger on face panic attack, PotentialCast, Rage, Razor sharp raven heads, Record Press Accidents, RedemptionCast, Rick Santorum is a Bigot, Ron Chernow, Saint Patrick's Day, secrets, Sexy Spy Getaway Antics, Shamrock Shake, Sheltering Children from reality, Slavery is the worst, SSX, STOP BEING THE WORST, Stop living for other people, Stop reading shitty books, Stop the panty dropping for awkwardly tall toothless deaf sociopaths, Super Villain Paul Williams, Swan, Temporary Female Hysteria, The Power of One, ultimate panic attack, Virgil the Science Ape, Waking up nowhere because you aren't needed, Waking up on the Moon, Washington: A Life by Ron Chernow, Westpoint Shenanigans, What is your secret, White people love pills, Winslow: Chump of the World, You're not Irish you're an asshole, Young Adult Literature is fucking bullshit ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your breakfast icecream and join us for an exciting new episode! Old timey seeds are here and they and they don't understand our generations music. Japanese Boyfriends list their greviences and take comfort in Asian Jeezo despite his fratricide. We meet a slew of the most terrifying new friends when Alex is once again forced to play America's Favorite Game: "Strange Addict OR Smells like a Halibut" Brad drinks the most expensive Starbucks drink ever and Alex explores "The Colony." Chapter Three of "The Belvedere and the Butterfly" carries us further down the rabbit hole and reunites us with an old friend. We hit upon a very special episode of Mr. Belvedere and learn all about AIDS and the Saved by the Bell Crew rests on their laurels with a Valentine's Day Clip show. Grab your breakfast icecream and join us for an exciting new episode! Old timey seeds are here and they and they don't understand our generations music. Japanese Boyfriends list their greviences and take comfort in Asian Jeezo despite his fratricide. We meet a slew of the most terrifying new friends when Alex is once again forced to play America's Favorite Game: "Strange Addict OR Smells like a Halibut" Brad drinks the most expensive Starbucks drink ever and Alex explores "The Colony." Chapter Three of "The Belvedere and the Butterfly" carries us further down the rabbit hole and reunites us with an old friend. We hit upon a very special episode of Mr. Belvedere and learn all about AIDS and the Saved by the Bell Crew rests on their laurels with a Valentine's Day Clip show. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_092.mp3 yes Sun, 11 Mar 2012 20:30:00 EST 2:11:33 AIDS, Alexander Green, Barry Christ, Blaming your father for your objectiphilia, Brad Cupples, Charles in Charge, Chase, Clean Body Clear Thoughts, Danny has full blown AIDS, Divorce leads to strange addictions, Don't give extras your water and food they have craft services, Don't put scissors in your Ears, Douglas Pembroke, Eating Catfood, Eyedrops, Fakey Fakes and shitty game players, FanFiction, Fucking a car, Incest, Japanese Jeezo, Jonathon Pernisek, Kevin and Heather 4 Ever, KKK Twins, Little Girls, Moth Balls, My Crazy Obsession, my strange addiction, Nail Polish Drinking, Prussian Blue, Saved by the Bell, Shitty Japanese Boyfriends, Shower Drinking, Snorting Baby Powder, Squirrell Hell, tape-eating, Terrifyingly repulsive breast implants, The Belvedere and the Butterfly, The Colony, The Eighties are terrifying, The only Mr Belvedere podcast on the internet ,obviously, TLC, Transformers Porn, Where did Jeezo hang his hat, Wickerman the AIDS boy!, William Howard Taft, Wool, You've got the Touch ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this interactive multi-dimensional episode Alex is a sleep prophet and Brad is a Realist with Realism Powers. We get sleep tips from the national sleep foundation. Suprise! It turns out TSA Agents are up to no good. The Germans are desperate to eat giant Doritos Tacos Buckets of gross, but they will never be allowed. Mad Scientists Present Coma Chickens the tastiest of non-animals. The Most Dangerous Game OR The Most Delicious Game? Paul Maki suggests the worst movie ever devised. Alex's Birthday pick arrives in the form of gravity defying slushies in Step Up 3D. In this interactive multi-dimensional episode Alex is a sleep prophet and Brad is a Realist with Realism Powers. We get sleep tips from the national sleep foundation. Suprise! It turns out TSA Agents are up to no good. The Germans are desperate to eat giant Doritos Tacos Buckets of gross, but they will never be allowed. Mad Scientists Present Coma Chickens the tastiest of non-animals. The Most Dangerous Game OR The Most Delicious Game? Paul Maki suggests the worst movie ever devised. Alex's Birthday pick arrives in the form of gravity defying slushies in Step Up 3D. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_091.mp3 yes Mon, 05 Mar 2012 08:30:00 EST 2:18:32 Alexander Green, Artisans, Brad Cupples, Coma-Fried Chicken, CosmoGirl Quiz, Doritos, fourth meal, Freedom, Gaurdians, gravity defying slushies, Idealists, Illiterate Homedanced kids, Jackson Sun, Merica, Moose, Most Dangerous Game, Most Delicious Game, National Sleep Foundation, Realists, Sleep Facts, Sleep Prophet, Sports Facts, Starving Germans, Step Up 3D, Super Powers, Taco Bell, Terry Shiavo Chickens, TSA, Werner Herzog, Podcast, ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We discuss the psychotic and passive aggressive skylarkings of The Ever-Great Honorable General George Washington of the Noble Continental Army Dragoon Force Five of the North Winds Etc. Etc. Etc, Mr. Belvedere takes an insanely dark turn , Jason Bateman stops by for some sexual harassment and attempted rape. Saved by the Bell ventures into new frontiers of Science Fiction in which Lisa Turtle is turned into a middle-aged white man due to the ever shifting universe. We discuss the psychotic and passive aggressive skylarkings of The Ever-Great Honorable General George Washington of the Noble Continental Army Dragoon Force Five of the North Winds Etc. Etc. Etc, Mr. Belvedere takes an insanely dark turn , Jason Bateman stops by for some sexual harassment and attempted rape. Saved by the Bell ventures into new frontiers of Science Fiction in which Lisa Turtle is turned into a middle-aged white man due to the ever shifting universe.. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_090.mp3 yes Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:59:00 EST 1:10:52 ARE THEY referencing Risky Business???, Belvedere is an anagram for Diabetes, Brad Cupples, Charles Darwin, Cold Showers with a creepo teenage boy, Cousin Elliott. Charles in Charge, Crossing the Delaware, Crossing the Delaware,Again, Darwin Day, Fridge-full-o-Nicotine, Fuck You George Washington, George gets superpowers,the audience forgets to laugh,or care, George Washington, Jason Bateman WILL rape you, Jessie Spano, Jon calls Jason Bateman a Neggar, Jonathon Pernisek, Kelly Kapowski is in the worlds most open relationship, Lisa Turtle is destroyed in the latest iteration of the universe, Love Machine, Mel Gibson vs Kevin Costner: You Lose Either Way, Mr. Belvedere, Passive aggressive letter business, Saved by the Bell, Secret Clubhouse Porn Magazine Passwords, Serial Killers can sniff out Rapists, Sexual Harassment, The American Doctor Who, Unhealthy Relationships, Unnecessary Cross-dressing, Valentine's Day, What is a dragoon?, Where the fuck is Tori, winkers, Young Swashbuckling Christopher Columbus, Zack Morris King of the World ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions An epic shopping adventure full deceit, chicanery, and emotional turmoil is chronicled, Alex gives us the lowdown on Jennifer Lopez insanity and Prince's wacky demands. Brad yells at an old lady in a grocery store. Claire and Werner Herzog joins us to talk about Showgirls featuring World's Greatest Human, Elizabeth Berkley and some inexplicable lighting choices. We tackle a metric ton of Voicemail. including Lister submited situations, Secrets from the pits of Squirrel Hell, and a grip of questions. An epic shopping adventure full deceit, chicanery, and emotional turmoil is chronicled, Alex gives us the lowdown on Jennifer Lopez insanity and Prince's wacky demands. Brad yells at an old lady in a grocery store. Claire and Werner Herzog joins us to talk about Showgirls featuring World's Greatest Human, Elizabeth Berkley and some inexplicable lighting choices. We tackle a metric ton of Voicemail. including Lister submited situations, Secrets from the pits of Squirrel Hell, and a grip of questions. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_089.mp3 yes Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:59:00 EST 2:59:56 3D, 5 and 2, Acting Chops, Alex has a tender palate, Alexander Green, Alf-yo, Aliens, Banana Peel Omens, BBC, birthday pick, BOB, Brad Cupples, Carry me But dont you dare look at me or speak to me, Cats are gross, Chicanery, Claire Laffar, Classes, Contests, Crazy People, Dale Cooper, Deceit, Elizabeth Berkley, Fire Walk with Me, Gina Gershon, Grift Squad, Griftphones, Grocery Lottery, Harry Potter, Hiding behind white vans affraid of the telephone, Hordak, Jeezos, Jennifer Lopez, Jessie Spano, Kindle Touch, Kyle MacLachlan, Lame-o Trains, Larry's Television Jenga Emporium, Last Squirrel Adam, Lies, Lighting, Nascar, NC-17, Nikoli from Six Feet Under, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Prince is the coolest guy on earth, Receipts, Red Heat, Shortpacked, Showgirls, Spicy Level, Squirrel Hell, Super Serious Voicemails, Target, Teensquad, television, Tori Universe, Transformers, Versace, Walmart, What the hell is wrong with Brown Rice and Vegetables?, wheeling and dealing, world's greatest human ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex tries to kill Brad. He survives and declares himself arbiter of all that is right and wrong. People are using shopping carts wrong. We grab our black diamonds and tune into the far future with shocking accuracy. We delve into the second chapter of some epic inter-dimensional fanfiction. Belvedere proves Marcia is a terrible student and a worse mother and the kids on Saved by The Bell get class rings and make hugely questionable plans of action. Alex tries to kill Brad. He survives and declares himself arbiter of all that is right and wrong. People are using shopping carts wrong. We grab our black diamonds and tune into the far future with shocking accuracy. We delve into the second chapter of some epic inter-dimensional fanfiction. Belvedere proves Marcia is a terrible student and a worse mother and the kids on Saved by The Bell get class rings and make hugely questionable plans of action. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_088.mp3 yes Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:00:00 EST 2:04:38 1.5 speed, Alexander Green, Antarctica: Open for business, Barry Obama corporate shill, Battle Bears, Big Tweet Number Nineteen for Alex, Black Diamonds, blatant racism, Bob Evans Disease Hut, Brad Cupples, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Dog eating trees, douchey sarcasm promotion, fever hallucinations, Food Poisoning, Gary Beach, George Washington, Immortal DNA Robotic Humans, Incest, Jon Pernisek, Larry Summers, Marcia is the Worst, Morgan Freeman, Mr. Belvedere, NOT ADORABLE, Official Ramjack Notice, PotentialCast, psychic powers, Rickshaw, Saved by the Bell, Shifty Percentages, Shopping Cart Madness, Sleep Deprivation, talking trees, Too Poor for Soda, Tori, Tori Universe, Water Upgrades, Weather Control, World Bank, Zapped! ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are back in action, and this time we're serious! Learn some terrifying Animal Facts from the Tower of London, Sports Facts abound from and Brad begins his improv correspondence course. George Washington's Mother is an insufferable bitch, Martha Washington has an intrepid spirit, but Black Jack takes the cake! Kim Jong Un has a grip of super powers but he's slacking on his language study. Mr. Belvedere is throwing some revolutionary game and The Saved by the Bell Kids learn a valuable lesson about not being shitty liars. Also we receive super awesome Solstice Gifts!! We are back in action, and this time we're serious! Learn some terrifying Animal Facts from the Tower of London, Sports Facts abound from and Brad begins his improv correspondence course. George Washington's Mother is an insufferable bitch, Martha Washington has an intrepid spirit, but Black Jack takes the cake! Kim Jong Un has a grip of super powers but he's slacking on his language study. Mr. Belvedere is throwing some revolutionary game and The Saved by the Bell Kids learn a valuable lesson about not being shitty liars. Also we receive super awesome Solstice Gifts!! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_087.mp3 yes Tue, 24 Jan 2012 06:00:00 EST 2:10:27 Alexander Green, Alf-yo, Always lie, ALWAYS SCREEN YOUR CALLS, Amateur Hour, Animal Facts, Animal Hoarding, apes will kill you, Bed full of Snakes, Belvedere has some shifty game, Birds beat God, Black Jack, Black Jack Custis, boldness always, Brad Cupples, Captain Jack Harkness, Cough Syrup to Beer Ratio, Cyclones, Daniel Parke Custis, Doctor Rook Avian Physician, Doctor Who, Don't touch people's pillows, Education First, Exploding Frogs, final adam 5nal Adam Destination 3D, Game Face, Garbage Pail Kids, George is a perv, George Washington, Getting Mr. Belvedere Layed, Hockey Fights, Improv Correspondence Class, Incest, James VI of Scotland, John Custis, Jonathon Pernisek, Kim Jong Un, King James I of England, laser-like precision, Learn to lie better, Lion Cubs, Lottery Because You are that Desperate!, Love in a love con, Mary Ball Washington is a cunt, Medical School is for the Birds, Mr. Belvedere, Mrs. Winners, My Mother is a terrible human, Nature will kill you, Nobody likes a Turtle, Old School OR New School, Orphanage Hours, Polar Bear, Punched in the nose like a chump, Ramjack Freedom militia, Royal Animal Hoarders, Saved by the Bell, Sky Clone Friend of He Man and Master Hockey Player, snakes will shiv you in the night, Sports Facts, Sprinkles, Take off the damn jacket Tori, The Atrocities of the American Revolution, The Healthcare system in America is a mad max thunderdome battle for survival, Threatening Strangers Children and Lying to them, throw some sprinkles and tell her she's ugly, Tori Universe, Tower of London, Two Santa Clauses call and threaten you, Wesley T is the Master, Wesley T. Owen: Picture of a Serial Killer, Wesley T. will cut off your eyelids ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions If you like Claire and/or Dinosaurs this episode is designed for your ears. We jump backwards in time to celebrate the Solstice with scary clowns, Disney princesses, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We report live from the Creation Museum with all the rad Dino's, Second Adam, Robo-Noah, and the Yokel Roman Centurion. Alex sends in some rad international flavor. If you like Claire and/or Dinosaurs this episode is designed for your ears. We jump backwards in time to celebrate the Solstice with scary clowns, Disney princesses, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We report live from the Creation Museum with all the rad Dino's, Second Adam, Robo-Noah, and the Yokel Roman Centurion. Alex sends in some rad international flavor. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_086.mp3 yes Sat, 21 Jan 2012 09:50:00 EST 0:59:11 5 and 2, Alexander Green, animal sacrifice, Anne Margaret, Arbitrary restrictions on words, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Baby Jeezo, Ben Pfeifer, Brad Cupples, Bunkbeds, CarnyCast, Clair Laffar, creation museum, Creepo Onion Wheelbarrow killers, disney, Disney Princesses, Eating American Food Abroad for some reason, Fake Sacrifice, Fifth Adam, First Adam, Fourth Adam, France, Hershey Chocolate is wax, Historicity of Jesus, Historicity of Moses, human sacrifice, Hypnogogic Excercise, International, It's Last Call Damn it, Jeezo!, Jingle All The Way, Kirk Douglas, Las Adam, London, Los Angeles, Loud American Tourists, Magic, magic does not exist, Mike Miller, Mini-Episode defined , anything less than an hour, Nonsense, O'Deans, Paul Lynde, Pepys Pub, Robo-Noah, Scary Bus Clowns, Second Adam, Shitty Plan, Sports Facts, The exodus did not happen, The Villain, Third Adam, Yokel Roman Centurion ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences with both blatant and casual racism and homophobia. Jon Pernisek makes a couple of hearty attempts to pitch some Hollywood Gold only to fail miserably. Brad puts aside his Sports Facts to unleash his Dream Interpretation Powers. It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences with both blatant and casual racism and homophobia. Jon Pernisek makes a couple of hearty attempts to pitch some Hollywood Gold only to fail miserably. Brad puts aside his Sports Facts to unleash his Dream Interpretation Powers. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_085.mp3 yes Thu, 05 Jan 2012 01:50:00 EST 2:15:49 1.5 speed, 5 and 2, Alan Ball, All the stars.. ALL OF THEM, anna martinez, Blatant Homophobia, blatant racism, Brad Cupples, Brad Cupples Dream Warrior, Captain Blood, Casual Homophobia, Casual Racism, Colonial Soldiers, Cough Syrup, creation museum, Danny Devito, Dirty No Good Bad Words, Dream Whisperer, Fancy Pants Washington and the darkened room of imposed moral beatdowns, FisherCast, Fore My Dad, Fort Necessity, Franklin and Bash, French Indian War, Friends that Disappoint on a Global Scale, Fuck You George Washington, Games you are destined to fail, George III, George Washington, Ghost Dicks, Guns are the worst, Here's the Pitch, Improviser Jonathon Entertainer for the King, Inexplicably Amazing, Jackson TN is the worst, Jeezo!, Jon Pernisek, Kill your Ferret, King of Dreams, Klu Klux Klan, Larger than Life, Mary Ball Washington is a cunt, MeatPackers versus the Mustard Stockings in the Caligula Bowl, Mickey Rooney, No royal commission FINE I will make my own army, No wooden teeth just really gross teeth, Paul UNSCRIPTED, Prometheus, Public Masturbation, Rednecks, Ridley Scott, Robin Sounds like Cartman in 1.5 Speed, Screaming Racial Epitaphs at Drive thru speakers, Six Feet Under, Six Women Wearing the Same Dress gets produced way too often, Slavery, Sports Facts, Stage Whisper Strained Chord Race Discussion, The Caddy, The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, The shittiest manager at the shittiest job you have ever had, White Christian Persecution Paranoia ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions An epic Holiday episode is here to fill your digital stocking, Brad is wheelin', dealin' and conquering the amazon. Alex is fighting children, making connections at starbucks and dealing out harsh criticism. Jon Pernisek sends us amazing Fanfiction. Morgan Freeman makes a special appearance. We learn about the unfortunate fate of Rich Little and Dana Carvey. Belvedere turns it up to eleven and Saved by the Bell finally let's Mario Lopez come out of the closet. An epic Holiday episode is here to fill your digital stocking, Brad is wheelin', dealin' and conquering the amazon. Alex is fighting children, making connections at starbucks and dealing out harsh criticism. Jon Pernisek sends us amazing Fanfiction. Morgan Freeman makes a special appearance. We learn about the unfortunate fate of Rich Little and Dana Carvey. Belvedere turns it up to eleven and Saved by the Bell finally let's Mario Lopez come out of the closet. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_084.mp3 yes Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:30:00 EST 2:15:49 1.5 speed, Alex Green McDonalds Best Customer, Alexander Green, Alf-yo, Amazon, America, Anger, Batman Arkham Asylum, Battle Star Galactica, Blue Velvet, Brad Cupples, Capatalism, Capture the Flag, Carnivale, CarnyCast, Childish Games, Childs Play 3, Chipwrecked, Claire Laffar, Crisis on Infinite Baysides, Dana Carvey, Death Bags, dramatic reading, Extreme Couponing, fan-fiction, Fears, Guantanamo Bay, Harry Potter is awful, Harsh Criticism, Heathers unyielding jealousy, Holiday Pie, Illegal Barrel Jumping, illness and injury for the holidays, Jackson TN is the worst place on the planet, Jessie Spano, Jon Pernisek, Kiddie Sniping, Laser Tag, Let us sell your podcast, Mad Rad Bargains, McDonalds, Morgan Freeman, Mortal Kombat, Non-Ironic Fanfiction, Not Supporting the Troops, Olds, Pittsburgh Foxes, Proper Promotion, PS3, Questionable Dye Jobs, Questionable Moral Lessons, Ramjack Marketing Associates, Ramjack VS1, Reclaiming your Cats Virginity, Rich Little, Saved by the Bell Alternate Universe, Scheming, Scrapbooks of Shitty Bargains, Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas, Skyrim, Slenderman, Smelling the roses in the grocery store, Star Wars Holiday Special, Starbucks Hookups, The Diving Belvedere and The Butterfly, The Happy Guy Club, Twin Peaks, Urban Legends, Video Games, Virgin Diaries, Webster, weird defective chipmunk sounds, Wesley T. Owen: Picture of a Serial Killer, West Point, Winter Solstice, Worst First Date ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Looking to have fun in church? Try The Baby Jeezo Sexy-Time Party Pew, it's not gonna make churchgoing more sensible but it might just get you a Grand-Slam at Denny's. We watch the preview of TLC's Virgin Diaries and have a full out panic attack. Meanwhile the Japanese are getting Deja-Ew from a grip of unordered pizzas. Belevedere confirms our suspension on all fronts and Zack plots to escape detention with his giant brick phone on Saved by The Bell. Looking to have fun in church? Try The Baby Jeezo Sexy-Time Party Pew, it's not gonna make churchgoing more sensible but it might just get you a Grand-Slam at Denny's. We watch the preview of TLC's Virgin Diaries and have a full out panic attack. Meanwhile the Japanese are getting Deja-Ew from a grip of unordered pizzas. Belevedere confirms our suspension on all fronts and Zack plots to escape detention with his giant brick phone on Saved by The Bell. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_083.mp3 yes Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:30:00 EST 1:37:54 Alex tiptoes through the tulips, Alexander Green, Baby Jeezo, Bang it out, Black Friday Riots, Blatant Sexism, Brad Cupples, card castles, Card Catalog, Christianity is inherently immoral, Creepo Jezzos, Day of Detention, Denny's, Disney World, Encyclopedia Britannica Mirror Edition, Fear based religions, Four Bedrooms, Hawaii, Heather doesnt know how to study, Hooray for Santa Claus, ISS, Jeezo Porn, Kevin and Heather 4 Ever, Live in the real world, Losing Horse Wife, Mabel is a Winning Horse, New Years Resolution, Origami, panic attack, Party Pew, Pepper Spray is the new Middle Finger, Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Bell Alternate Universe, Seal, Seriously people just bang it out already, Situation Room, Southside High School, Terminal Velocity, The Mimeograph Room, The Prize, TLC, Tn Educational System, Tori Universe, Virgin Diaries, Wesley T. Owen: Picture of a Serial Killer, Zack Morris Suit ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Holidays! If you like dog shows, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. We give our Thanksgiving sports reports, Check in with Claire, and join World's Greatest Human Elizabeth Berkley and the Christmas Creep in the epic Hallmark Movie "Lucky Christmas". We are riveted by the National Dog Show and all of it's awesomeness. Hot New Movies are pitched and vocabulary lessons are taught. Our Black Friday bargain adventures and missed connections are chronicled , well. Happy Holidays! If you like dog shows, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. We give our Thanksgiving sports reports, Check in with Claire, and join World's Greatest Human Elizabeth Berkley and the Christmas Creep in the epic Hallmark Movie "Lucky Christmas". We are riveted by the National Dog Show and all of it's awesomeness. Hot New Movies are pitched and vocabulary lessons are taught. Our Black Friday bargain adventures and missed connections are chronicled , well. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_082.mp3 yes Sun, 04 Dec 2011 03:00:00 EST 1:55:44 9/11, 9/11 year olds, A heart is a house for love, A Mediocre Huffnagle Christmas, Alexander Green, Alf-yo, Alternate Universe Saved by the Bell, Best Buy is a Classy Establishment, Black Friday, Boyscouts are the worst, Brad Cupples, Brad Cupples Sportsman of the Year, Brother Bailey's Pageant of Moral Superiority and Creation Science Island Jamboree, Cashing in our dreams, Cheetah vs Greyhound, Chris Hansen, Christmas Creep, Claire Laffar, Dead Astronaut Dads, Dog App, Dog Shows, Elizabeth Berkley, Embarrassed Dogs, Fancier, Football, Franklin and Bash, Goldielocks, Greyhound, Hallmark, Holiday Wedding Tail, Homosexual Dog Descrimination, Human Herds Trapped in meaningless useless lines for no reason., Incest, Jessie Spano, John O'Hurley, Kettle Corn, Kevin and Heather 4 Ever, Kyle MacLachlan, Learning New Tricks, Listener Feedback, Lists of Wishes, Litterbugs make Native Americans Cry Which is not appropriate on Thanksgiving, Lucky Christmas, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Mailbox Money, Major Tom, Marmaduke, Muppet Family Christmas, Murder via kid boner, Music Picks, Nascar, Native Americans, Nintendo 3ds, Non-Sporting Dogs, Oh No Babies!, Oh no Christmas Babies!, Oh no more Babies, Orphanage Holiday Hours, Peterman, pinewood derby, Points, puppy kisses, Questionable Lottery Commission Hours, Ramjack Hollywood ScriptDoctors for a new era, Showgirls, Showgirls 2 Lucky Christmas, Slicing Spuds, Sports Facts, Stacking, Thanksgiving, The Dells, The Five Heartbeats, The Muppets, The National Dog Show, The Notebook, The Toy Group, Tori Universe, Uhh Yeah Dude, Walmart is Crazy Town, Whippet, Wirefox Terrier, Working The "Slurpie Machine for Tips", world's greatest human, Youtube For Olds ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn into the scary world of addiction and Tori wrecks inter-dimensional havoc in our favorite sci-fi program Saved by the Bell. We finally receive our first series of drunk voicemails. Hurrah! The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn into the scary world of addiction and Tori wrecks inter-dimensional havoc in our favorite sci-fi program Saved by the Bell. We finally receive our first series of drunk voicemails. Hurrah! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_081.mp3 yes Mon, 28 Nov 2011 02:30:00 EST 1:41:21 Alexander Green, Amateur Hour, Baby Carriage of Death, Brad Cupples, Bravehearts, Corn Stalk Demands Murder, dove promises, Drunk Voicemail, Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers, Franklin and Bash, Furry Oppression, Harry Potter is awful, hoarders, Hosted by Brad and the other guy, Incest, Incest Showers, Intervention, Jackbooted Thug Cops, Karl Marx, Kevin and Heather 4 Ever, Love in a love con, Mario Lopez - Worst Actor Ever, Masquerade Ball, Meanwhile at the Legion..., Mr. Belvedere, Occupy Wall St., Olds, OWS, parallel realities, Pinball, Plastic Flowers, PreThanksgiving, Prime Universe Tori, Saved by the Bell Alternate Universe, Sexy Cat Costumes, Shitty Oakland Cops, Situation Room, Slater doesnt want to kiss a guy, no seriously, you cant make him, unless you double dare him, Steven King is a fucking awful writer, Sweaters in California, Thanksgiving, The Fucking NYPD, The Groucho Manifesto, The Six Marx Brothers, The Terrace, Tori Universe, Turtle cannot dress herself properly, Twilight, Twilight is dreadful schlock, Unnecessary Dances, Waking up Screaming ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Join us friends , we pitch an amazing new breakfast option that will forever change the Holiday Season. Brazil goes on official notice for their bedroom antics. We Introduce a grip of new Apps that will decipher what kind of ghost situation you are dealing with for an economical price, try to nail down if truth is true and get ready for our Thanksgiving sport reports. Mr. Belvedere gets really really real on Thanksgiving and Zack Morris is jerk to Wheelchair Bitches in the Tori Universe of Saved by The Bell. Join us friends , we pitch an amazing new breakfast option that will forever change the Holiday Season. Brazil goes on official notice for their bedroom antics. We Introduce a grip of new Apps that will decipher what kind of ghost situation you are dealing with for an economical price, try to nail down if truth is true and get ready for our Thanksgiving sport reports. Mr. Belvedere gets really really real on Thanksgiving and Zack Morris is jerk to Wheelchair Bitches in the Tori Universe of Saved by The Bell. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_080.mp3 yes Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:40:00 EST 1:50:24 Alex has barely contained prejudices, Alexander Green, Baby Jeezo, bestiality, blatant racism, Blatant Sexism, Brad Cupples, Brave Hearts, Brazil, Cancer, chickens, Christmas Creep, Cormac Mccarthy, Demon cleansing gyroscope tech, Dog Shows, Don't keep Valuables in a shed, Don't Own a Gun, Eye Gouging, fashion forward, Festive Holiday Cereal, Football, George Owens Worst Father of The Year, Ghost App, Guns are the worst, Homeowners Insurance, Incest, iOS Devices, Jaguar Sex, Jeezos, Kettle Corn, Kevin and Heather 4Ever, Little Mouth equals Big Sexy? Police your dentals!, Mario Lopez - Worst Actor Ever, Mr. Belvedere, Nascar, Native Americans, News You Can Use, On Notice, Parots, People in wheelchairs are people too, apparently, Pizza Decals, Prejudice, Put that chicken down, Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge, Saved by the Bell Alternate Universe, science pants, Seriously Do Not Own Guns, Seriously stay the fuck out of Brazil, Sexual Tourism, Situation Room, Sports Facts, Star Box-Man, STDs, Super Awesome 90s Flat Tops, Sweeping up like a champ, or violinist, Teddy Roosevelt, Thanksgiving, Tiger Fucking, Tori Universe, Truth App, Truth is True, Turtle cannot dress herself properly, Zack Morris ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Friends, this is a jam-packed episode of fun for the whole family. Brad reports in on Pencil-Gate 2011, a shocking tale of copyright violation and misdemeanor flaunted in the eye of the unprepared literati, Jon takes pleasure in foisting upon us his belated Birthday pick: The Apple. After recovering from the terror of a biblical allegory dystopian disco-era musical we take in an extremely eventful episode of Belvedere and Saved by the Bell gives us a clear picture of the early stages of a serial killer. We also take time to answer feedback, recommend podcasts, and question the actions of a woman who dared to refuse cake. Friends, this is a jam-packed episode of fun for the whole family. Brad reports in on Pencil-Gate 2011, a shocking tale of copyright violation and misdemeanor flaunted in the eye of the unprepared literati, Jon takes pleasure in foisting upon us his belated Birthday pick: The Apple. After recovering from the terror of a biblical allegory dystopian disco-era musical we take in an extremely eventful episode of Belvedere and Saved by the Bell gives us a clear picture of the early stages of a serial killer. We also take time to answer feedback, recommend podcasts, and question the actions of a woman who dared to refuse cake. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_079.mp3 yes Wed, 09 Nov 2011 06:00:00 EST 2:05:13 5 and 2, Actual actual actual vampires, America is like Speed The Drug NOT the movie, American Horror Story, Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Awful Fashion, Awful love songs, Behind the Mask, BIM Mark, Brad Cupples, Brad Cupples is the new Chris Hansen, CarnyCast, chuck De Nomolos, Comedy Bang Bang, Conservative Douchebaggery, Cough Syrup, Cross Dressers, Detective Cupples on Patrol, Donny and Marie, Elizabeth Berkley, Ever So Subtle Songs About Orgasms, faberge egg, Filthy Degenerate Dirtbags, FisherCast, Flying Hippie God Car, Generally Failing Podcast Network, George is a Sexist, Glitter in the Garbage, Heavy Handed Biblical Musical Allegory, How to be a Master, How Was Your Week, Jessie Spano can do no wrong, John Walsh, Jon Pernisek, Lisa Turtle is a bitch, Listener Feedback, Littering, Marlboro Death Bag, Mike and Tom Eat Snacks, Mouse pad, Mr. Belvedere, Mr. Topps, My Brother My Brother and Me, Nerd Hurdles, Netflix, New Tech, NonsenseCast, Occupy Wall St., Paranormal Activity, Pencil shavings, Pencil-Gate 2011, Pod F Tompkast, Podcast Recommendations, Poltergeist, PotentialCast, Quarantine, Questionable Sweeney Todd Casting, Rants about cake and the people that refuse them, Rec, Redemption Cast, Ruining someones future because of your own crazed emotions, Saved by the Bell Alternate Universe, Screech is a psychopath, Semicolons following question marks, Skeptics Guide to The Universe, Skeptoid, Starlight Express, Strike, The Apple, The Atheist Experience, The Flophouse, The Non Prophets, The Smartest Man in The World, The Turtle, The Walking Dead, The Young Turks, Thermos of Belvedere Urine, Tom vs Aquaman, Tom vs The Flash, Transcribing Books, Trollhunter, Twin Peaks Podcast, Uhh Yeah Dude, Video Games, Wesley T Photoshoots, Whats on with Steph and Des, Where the fuck is Tori, Zack dressed like Arsenio Hall ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Happy Halloween Friends! On this special spooktacular we get frightened by the terror of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, learn how to love again, thanks to a special gal named Tangerine, and launch the Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge! Alex goes undercover , a creepo sleezo Jeezo and Brad hits up Paranormal Activity 3 and The Three Muskateers. Belvedere takes an apathetic journey down memory lane , George and Marcia pretend to care about each other. The Saved by the Bell Universe is forever shattered with the arrival of Tori, causing a rift may never be repaired. Happy Halloween Friends! On this special spooktacular we get frightened by the terror of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, learn how to love again, thanks to a special gal named Tangerine, and launch the Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge! Alex goes undercover , a creepo sleezo Jeezo and Brad hits up Paranormal Activity 3 and The Three Muskateers. Belvedere takes an apathetic journey down memory lane , George and Marcia pretend to care about each other. The Saved by the Bell Universe is forever shattered with the arrival of Tori, causing a rift may never be repaired. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_078.mp3 yes Sun, 30 Oct 2011 21:00:00 EST 2:16:40 5 and 2, Alexander Green, Ali Gator, Alternate Universe Saved by the Bell, Apathetic Half-Hearted Vows, Boots, Brad Cupples, Captain Manzini, Constants, Cougarific, Count Chockula, Crisis on Infinite Baysides, Defacto leader by Fiat, Dodger, Foul Phil, Franklin and Bash, Garbage Pail Kids The Movie, General Mills, Go to Hell, Greaser Greg, Half-Assed Costumes, Halloween Costumes, Hobby Lobby, Jeezo!, Juice, Katie Barberi, Kevin and Heather 4Ever, Look Behind you, seriously, he's got a knife, Mackenzie Astin, Majicks, McDonalds, Messy Tessie, Milla Jovovich, Mousepad, Mr. Belvedere, Nat Nerd, Nonsensically long episodes, Novelty Glasses, Out-Bashed!, Paranormal Activity 3, Pedophilia, Prime Universe Tori, Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge, Rico's a bitch, not related but true nonetheless, Saved by the Bell, Shotgun Wedding, Sleezo Jeezo, Spooks, State Home for the Criminally Ugly, Tangerine, The 3 Musketeers 3D, The Turtle, Three Dimensional Corseted Cleavage Acrobatics, Three Musketeers, Toby, Too Crippled, Tori is the new rookie on the force shaking things up, Tori Scott, Tshirt, Unnecessary Unwanted Pregnancies, Valerie Vomit, Where the hell are Jessie and Kelly?, Windy Winston, You're gonna want to enter this contest for reals, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The Halloween spirit flows powerfully , we catch up with Fat Albert and the Post-Apocalyptic Junkyard gang of 2525 , they battle the olds and giants. Alex makes a startling realization about his own personal tastes, Brad is a naturally suspicious Commander-in-chief, and the crown of World's Greatest Human 2011 is placed on the head of it regal owner. A very special Mr. Belvedere tackles the big issues of underage drinking, contract law, and of course incest. Saved by the Bell Goes into a fashion black hole and gets into super shady financial swindles and possible multiple universes. The Halloween spirit flows powerfully , we catch up with Fat Albert and the Post-Apocalyptic Junkyard gang of 2525 , they battle the olds and giants. Alex makes a startling realization about his own personal tastes, Brad is a naturally suspicious Commander-in-chief, and the crown of World's Greatest Human 2011 is placed on the head of it regal owner. A very special Mr. Belvedere tackles the big issues of underage drinking, contract law, and of course incest. Saved by the Bell Goes into a fashion black hole and gets into super shady financial swindles and possible multiple universes. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_077.mp3 yes Mon, 24 Oct 2011 23:00:00 EST 2:07:41 Adele, alcoholism, Alexander Green, Alf-yo, Alternate Universe Saved by the Bell, Amy Poehler, Amy Sedaris, Amy The Rat, Arbitrary Contracts, Arby's, Assault on the American Dream, Aubrey Plaza, awkward 90's swimsuits, Backward Priorities, Bill Cosby, Bizarre Fashion Choices, Brad Cupples, Champagne courtesy your mystery sophomore, Colonel Roosevelt, Courage in a Bottle, Cracker Barrel, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Creepy Incest Photo Ops, David Duchovney, Dead-Eye Kapowski, Denise Bryson, Dick Tremayne, Elizabeth Berkley, Fashion Backwards, Fat Albert, Footloose, Fuhrer Fun Bus, Generally Failing Podcast Network, George Clooney, Giants, gold-digging cougars and their gold-digger lackeys, Half-Shirt, Halloween, Heather will never be good enough, Hypercolor, Ill-Defined Balanced Life, Incest, Italian Food, Jeezo!, Kevin and Heather 4Ever, kristen wiig, Mario Lopez - Worst Actor Ever, McDonalds, Megan Fox, Mexican Food, Mom Jeans, Movie Stop, Mudfoot Brown, Nonspecific Foreign European Accents, Not Tina Fey, Nuclear Apocalypse World, Olds, Paula Deen, Pentecostal Hair, Podcast Battle Royale, Podcast Failure Man, Poor Dustin Diamond, Questionable Grammar Punctuation and Syntax, racism, Ravenscrotch, Sarah Palin First in line to export the african americans, Screech's Spaghetti Sauce, Searchlight Jones, Sex Addicts, Species, Sweet sweet sauce money, Tales from the Crypt, two hours seven minutes jam packed with lots and lots of content, Underage Drinking, Undocumented Workers Getting Paid Under the Table, Unnecessary Assembly Lines, VHS, Video Stores, world's greatest human, Zack Morris King of the World, Zack Morris Suit, Zombie Teddy Roosevelt, Zooey Dechanel ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's an action packed episode that's gonna be catching bodies and meeting cute all over the place. Brad fights a car while Alex has celeb sightings and socializes with the working class. We watch the film "Head of the Family" to learn about hypothetical-lawyer-long-cons and tenderness. Mr. Belvedere has to deal with an unwanted pregnancy and Saved by the Bell goes completely crazy-bananas , the final remnants of order are completely uprooted. Send this podcast to five of your friends and if anything happens to either of us in the meantime forward it on to three lawyers and then tell them to give it to the State Attorney. It's an action packed episode that's gonna be catching bodies and meeting cute all over the place. Brad fights a car while Alex has celeb sightings and socializes with the working class. We watch the film "Head of the Family" to learn about hypothetical-lawyer-long-cons and tenderness. Mr. Belvedere has to deal with an unwanted pregnancy and Saved by the Bell goes completely crazy-bananas , the final remnants of order are completely uprooted. Send this podcast to five of your friends and if anything happens to either of us in the meantime forward it on to three lawyers and then tell them to give it to the State Attorney. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_076.mp3 yes Sun, 16 Oct 2011 02:00:00 EST 2:16:56 ,because I'm pregnant, A very special episode..., Alexander Green, Attempted Vehicular Manslaughter, Babies Having Babies, Bayside in Chaos, Blatant Sexism, Brad Cupples, Catching a Body, Crickets, Dead Deader than Dead , a Dog in a Garbage Dump, Dead Eyes, Delivery, DiY Gunsmithing, Elaborate Hypothetical Situations, Emmett And Alex: Bookclub Buddies, Exposition Sex Scenes, Fashion Backwards, Forced Laughter, FrankenBerry, Franklin and Bash, Full Moon, Goal Posts? Seriously? Goal Posts?, Halloween, Head of the Family, Incest, Jerry Springer, Jessie Spano = The Best, Jew-Hating Dogs, Kelly Kapowski: Poindexter Nerd, Lawyer Ponzi Scheme, Meet-Cute, Melancholy Maternity, Mr. Belvedere, Mr. Upside-Down-Bogan, Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama, Nerd Myth, Nothing is Free, Open Relationships, Pedestrian Panic, Pentecostal Hair, Pills!, Pregnant Women are Smug, Questionable Student Files, Saved by the Bell, Secret Menu, Smart Moves, Squirrel Chirping and Children Screaming Sound the Same to Alex, Star Box-Man, Starbucks, Tasty Flavors E. Coli, Teacher Student Week, Tenderness, The First Hipster, The Help Needs To Know Their Place, Undertow, Wesley T. Owen: Picture of a Serial Killer, Worst Parents Ever, Zack Morris Suit, Zoobilee Zoo ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's the Episode 75 Spectacular! And what is more spectacular than the mad rad 90's fashions of "Saved by the Bell"? Grab your favorite sweater, pair of boots, and weirdo blazer and join us. Alex loves McDonalds. Brad loves Coffee. Jeezos love subterfuge and connect four. We find out who's losing at Facebook. Learn the devilish secrets of Spontaneous Human Combustion. Delve into a horrific new world of fanfiction. The incest heats up on Mr. Belvedere (now with 100% more witches) and a mediocre-at-best non-traditional student comes between Zack and Slater on Saved by the Bell. Listen Now and Listen Often! It's the Episode 75 Spectacular! And what is more spectacular than the mad rad 90's fashions of "Saved by the Bell"? Grab your favorite sweater, pair of boots, and weirdo blazer and join us. Alex loves McDonalds. Brad loves Coffee. Jeezos love subterfuge and connect four. We find out who's losing at Facebook. Learn the devilish secrets of Spontaneous Human Combustion. Delve into a horrific new world of fanfiction. The incest heats up on Mr. Belvedere (now with 100% more witches) and a mediocre-at-best non-traditional student comes between Zack and Slater on Saved by the Bell. Listen Now and Listen Often! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_075.mp3 yes Wed, 05 Oct 2011 23:58:00 EST 2:10:12 9/11 year olds, A.C. Slater, Alex Green McDonalds Best Customer, Alexander Green, Boots, Brad Cupples, Breaking the fourth wall, Canada, coffee, Cosby Sweater, Demonology, dramatic reading, Fashion Backwards, Franklin and Bash, Fucking Awful Photograghy, Halloween Costumes, Incest, Insulin, Jessie Spano, Kelly Kapowski, Kevin and Heather 4Ever, Krafting Krazy, Lisa Turtle, McDonalds, Mr. Belvedere, Ouija Board, Paranormal Activity, Rashida Jones, Saved by the Bell, science pants, Screech Powers, Shitty Gourd Crafts, Spontaneous Human Combustion, Subterfuge Sister, The same nutjob that tried to guilt me into letting a rando live in my apartment, The Worst, TN, Wesley is a witch, Who's Losing at Facebook, Zack Morris ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Podcast pressure and bamboozlement results in an open affirmation on the divinity of Sutekh. He is Risen! The Teddy and Kermit update is here, and it is amazing! Grab your favorite canine companion and join us on an Amazon Jungle Adventure. Some nerdo gamer parents are being the worst. We put Mr. Belvedere on notice, but will he earn his way back into our good graces? Join us , we witness Heather and Kevin getting closer than brother and sister should. Meanwhile Marcia is coming to terms with the fact she hates her family and her life, , we have been guessing all along. Spoiler Alert: George continues to be the worst. Join the Faceboook group and make your nominations for World's Greatest Human 2011! Podcast pressure and bamboozlement results in an open affirmation on the divinity of Sutekh. He is Risen! The Teddy and Kermit update is here, and it is amazing! Grab your favorite canine companion and join us on an Amazon Jungle Adventure. Some nerdo gamer parents are being the worst. We put Mr. Belvedere on notice, but will he earn his way back into our good graces? Join us , we witness Heather and Kevin getting closer than brother and sister should. Meanwhile Marcia is coming to terms with the fact she hates her family and her life, , we have been guessing all along. Spoiler Alert: George continues to be the worst. Join the Faceboook group and make your nominations for World's Greatest Human 2011! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_074.mp3 yes Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:15:00 EST 1:32:33 Adventuring, Air Pressure, Amazon, Archie Roosevelt, Birthday Realizations, Bull Moose, Bully, Cheerleading, Colonel Roosevelt, Demonology Is Not Required, Demonology Not Really a Thing You Weirdo Psychopath, Dog sidekicks, Edmund Morris, Epic Pool Games, George Clooney, he is risen, Heather's abused friend, Incest, Isn't it awesome that we don't have crazy fans!, Jackson TN, Jeezo!, Kermit Roosevelt, Lazy Christian Bitches, Megan Fox, Mr. Belvedere, Native American Snake Rituals, Passive Aggresive Library Tactics, Pen Stealing, Podcast Pressure, Project Gutenberg, Quentin Roosevelt, RIP Simplicio, Roosevelt River, Saved by the Bell, Seal, Shitty Parents, Shitty School Libraries, Slow Moving Tornados, Summer Reading List, The River of Doubt, Theodore Roosevelt, Through the Brazilian Wilderness, Tornado, Trigueiro: Canine Adventurer, Winchester, Woodrow Wilson, World of Warcraft, World's Best Baby, world's greatest human ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Do you know the difference between love and lust? Spoilers: You probably don’t. Luckily Pinterest is here to teach us how to open our hearts and get off of each other’s hair so , to have a happy, healthy, joyless, soul-crushing relationship. Sleep easy knowing that the common everyman yokel is getting ready for zombies with a supply of mom-jeans and canned peaches. The Christmas creep has been spotted and no amount of science can stop his quest to conquer the calender. Do you hate homeless people? Then you’ll love Mr. Belvedere. All hands look out below, There’s a change in the status quo, and Mr. Belvedere is on notice. Do you know the difference between love and lust? Spoilers: You probably don’t. Luckily Pinterest is here to teach us how to open our hearts and get off of each other’s hair so , to have a happy, healthy, joyless, soul-crushing relationship. Sleep easy knowing that the common everyman yokel is getting ready for zombies with a supply of mom-jeans and canned peaches. The Christmas creep has been spotted and no amount of science can stop his quest to conquer the calender. Do you hate homeless people? Then you’ll love Mr. Belvedere. All hands look out below, There’s a change in the status quo, and Mr. Belvedere is on notice. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_073.mp3 yes Sun, 18 Sep 2011 19:43:00 EST 1:13:44 Anti-Homeless bigotry, Bag Lady or Human Being?, Beets, Bob Uecker, canned food, Christmas Creep, class warfare, Classy Simple Postmen, crappy southern generic vegetables, economy, Family Dollar, George hates poor people, George Romero, greens, harsh economic times, Homeless, Johnny Clegg, Listener Feedback, love, Love in a love con, lust, Make it real with science, Mom Jeans, Mr. Belvedere, Mr. Potato Head, okra, Opportunity Knocks, Pinterest, Prince Charles, Reaganomics, Salmonella, Seal Team Belvedere, Shitty Parents, Sweet Charity, The Lion Sleeps tonight, Tina Turner, White trash redneck hillbillies, zombies ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Remember? Remember? http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_911Pageant.mp3 yes Sun, 11 Sep 2011 23:59:59 EST 1:03:10 9/11, 9/11 year olds, Alexander Green, America, America's 17th favorite comic strip canine, Arbitrary Wars, Baby Jeezo, BC, Bloodthirsty Savages, Brad Cupples, Card Catalog, Cartoonist Remember, Christians, Clair Laffar, cliche, Comic Strips, Family Circus, fetishistic nationalism, Freedom, Freedom Fries, George W. Bush, Grrr, Hagar the Horrible, Have you forgotten, Hi and Lois, Highschool, It's Not Easy Being Green, jingoism, Jon Pernisek, Lazy Cartoonist, Mallard Fillmore, Merica, Mother Goose and Grimm, Mr. Belvedere, Muslims, Mutts, never forget, News,papers?, Osama bin Laden, Planet Earth's greatest nation, Pronouns, Religious Extremists, Remember, Rizzoli and Isles, Schindler's List, Terror, Terrorists, TN, USA, USA USA USA, VCR ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Need a pickle? In a pickle? Just relax and let this comedy gold soothe you. Alex brings us a terrifying dramatic reading from local racists that leads to seeing things that cannot be unseen. Things get super serious , Brad is getting ready for pageant season by brushing up on his Question and Answer skills. Teddy faces bullets and fan letters from industrious children to prove himself to be a super badass, yet again… Much to William Howard Taft’s chagrin. Belvedere has a seal and Kevin has no game… at all. Alex debates the pros and cons of keeping a pet mantis. Brad is happy with his insect eating vacuum cleaner. Need a pickle? In a pickle? Just relax and let this comedy gold soothe you. Alex brings us a terrifying dramatic reading from local racists that leads to seeing things that cannot be unseen. Things get super serious , Brad is getting ready for pageant season by brushing up on his Question and Answer skills. Teddy faces bullets and fan letters from industrious children to prove himself to be a super badass, yet again… Much to William Howard Taft’s chagrin. Belvedere has a seal and Kevin has no game… at all. Alex debates the pros and cons of keeping a pet mantis. Brad is happy with his insect eating vacuum cleaner. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_072.mp3 yes Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:45:00 EST 1:39:35 Alexander Green, Anti-Semitism, Arbitrary grammar punctuation and capitalization, Awesome drug parties, Balki Bartokomous Roosevelt, Beauty Pageant, Blatant Homophobia, blatant racism, Blatant Sexism, Brad Cupples, Brad Cupples Miss Honesty, Brad Cupples Sportsman of the Year, Candy the Masseuse Whore, capers and caprices, Cincinnati, Colonel Roosevelt, dramatic reading, Essay Contest, Fuhrer Fun Bus, Fur Coats, Fur is the worst, Ghost Taft, hoarders, Infiltraitors, Kermit Roosevelt, KKK, Listener Feedback, Marilyn Manson, Miss Congeniality, Mr. Belvedere, Mr. Z, NonsenseCast, Northern Kentucky, Pickle, pickles, Pluots, Prime Pluot Season, Protocols of Zion, Pumpkin Pie Contest, racism, Randy Newman, Rednecks, Robin and the 7 Hoods, Sarah Silverman, Schneck Treble, Seal Team Belvedere, Sexism, Teddy Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt, Things that cannot be unseen, White Supremacist, William Howard Taft ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Ta da! A new episode of Ramjack in which we finally discuss Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room.” And it might be the greatest film ever made… if you like awkward sex scenes, nearly unintelligible bad dialogue and losing your grip on reality. We start planning for the My Strange Addiction Picnic and unleash rage against long dead American Presidents that might or might not be listening to the show. Mr. Belvedere gives a dark look into the psyche of a geriatric racist homophobe clansman and his struggle to remember how old he is through the fog of dementia. Alex reveals his own hostile anti-midget bigotry and we see Mr. Belvedere in an extremely compromising situation. Ta da! A new episode of Ramjack in which we finally discuss Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room.” And it might be the greatest film ever made… if you like awkward sex scenes, nearly unintelligible bad dialogue and losing your grip on reality. We start planning for the My Strange Addiction Picnic and unleash rage against long dead American Presidents that might or might not be listening to the show. Mr. Belvedere gives a dark look into the psyche of a geriatric racist homophobe clansman and his struggle to remember how old he is through the fog of dementia. Alex reveals his own hostile anti-midget bigotry and we see Mr. Belvedere in an extremely compromising situation. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_071.mp3 yes Thu, 01 Sep 2011 22:00:00 EST 1:43:40 Alexander Green, Anti-Midget Bigotry, Awkward Sex Scenes, Because She Is a Woman, Belvedere Boner, Big Bill Taft, Blatant Homophobia, blatant racism, Blatant Sexism, Brad Cupples, Breast Cancer, Bye Denny, Chocolate is the symbol of love, Denny, Emma Stone, George Owens, Ghost iPods, Ghost Listeners, Ghost Taft, Ghost Voicemail, Gorgeous George, Gotta Dance, Heather will never be good enough, hello doggie, Hi Denny, Jim Carey, Kermit Roosevelt, KKK, Little People, Love you like a human, Mr. Belvedere, My Stranc, Nightmares, Picnic, Premature Ejaculation, racism, roses, Sexism, Teddy Roosevelt, The Evil League of Evil Nannies, The Room, Tommy Wiseau, Tuxedo Football, Voicemail, Wesley T. Owen, Who wants cake, Women Are Evil, Women , a Metaphor For Everything That Has Ever Gone Wrong For Tommy Wiseau ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Prepare yourself for radness! Brad gives his summer reading list update. Spoilers: Teddy and Kermit are off on some capers and caprices of their own and the economy is going to collapse again. There's some not-so-surprising news from Jackson TN and a discussion of how lame Casey Jones Village is. Alex has been to Chicago and almost got attacked by a decepticon whilst ignoring foxy scavengers on his way to hip happening mustache parties. We ask for your help with Brad's new northern career goals. We kick off our grand Mr. Belvedere rewatch in epic style and a slew of questions. Which member of the Owen family is the most disturbed? When will Mr. Belvedere kill again? What's his angle? Where the hell did he come from? How old is Bob Uecker? What have they been teaching these creepo masochistic children? Where did Mr. Belvedere get that hamster from? Isn't eight years old a little too young for hot-tubing? But seriously, When is Belvedere going to kill again? Prepare yourself for radness! Brad gives his summer reading list update. Spoilers: Teddy and Kermit are off on some capers and caprices of their own and the economy is going to collapse again. There's some not-so-surprising news from Jackson TN and a discussion of how lame Casey Jones Village is. Alex has been to Chicago and almost got attacked by a decepticon whilst ignoring foxy scavengers on his way to hip happening mustache parties. We ask for your help with Brad's new northern career goals. We kick off our grand Mr. Belvedere rewatch in epic style and a slew of questions. Which member of the Owen family is the most disturbed? When will Mr. Belvedere kill again? What's his angle? Where the hell did he come from? How old is Bob Uecker? What have they been teaching these creepo masochistic children? Where did Mr. Belvedere get that hamster from? Isn't eight years old a little too young for hot-tubing? But seriously, When is Belvedere going to kill again? http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_070.mp3 yes Thu, 25 Aug 2011 06:15:00 EST 1:24:40 Alan Greenspan is a cunt, Alexander Green, Alf, Anti-Elf Racism, Bob Uecker, Brad Cupples, Brice Beckham, capers and caprices, Casey Jones Village, Charles in Charge, Chicago, Christopher Hewett, class, Class Envy, clifton webb, Colonel Roosevelt, Drop Kicked your jacket, Earthquake Dance, Earthquakes, Economics, Edmund Morris, gross old dudes marry young women, Ilene Graff, Important Earthquake zone information, Jackson TN, Kermit Roosevelt, long con, Miles Knobnoster, mind games, Mr. Belvedere, Mustache Party, Obvious statements about California, Questionable Grammar Punctuation and Syntax, Reindeer Keeper, Republicans, Rob Stone, Safari Hunting, Santa Clause, Saved by the Bell, Scavenger Hunt, Shitty Field Trips, Shitty Yogi Bear Impersonations., sitting pretty, Streaks on the China, The Good Life, The Room, Theodore Roosevelt, Third Rock from the Sun, Tn Educational System, Tracy Wells, Walmart, winkers, Winston Churchill ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this super special episode we decide that criers need to announce themselves. Alex finally tells us about his amazing summer camp shenanigans and learn about the travails of those wacky little 9/11 year-olds and their desperate need for sixth meal. Non-professionals demand to perform entertainments to the dismay of everyone on the planet. We play an exciting game of "Strange Addict OR Smells like Halibut" in which we meet a bakers dozen of the most panic inducing crazies that TLC could find. Glamour magazine gives some really great practical advice to the ladies. Ramjack guides you like an arrow, straight to the mark. Brave hearts! Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Join the Facebook Group! It's safer than the periphery of the internet, especially if you're trapped in the past. In this super special episode we decide that criers need to announce themselves. Alex finally tells us about his amazing summer camp shenanigans and learn about the travails of those wacky little 9/11 year-olds and their desperate need for sixth meal. Non-professionals demand to perform entertainments to the dismay of everyone on the planet. We play an exciting game of "Strange Addict OR Smells like Halibut" in which we meet a bakers dozen of the most panic inducing crazies that TLC could find. Glamour magazine gives some really great practical advice to the ladies. Ramjack guides you like an arrow, straight to the mark. Brave hearts! Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Join the Facebook Group! It's safer than the periphery of the internet, especially if you're trapped in the past. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_069.mp3 yes Tue, 16 Aug 2011 19:30:00 EST 1:34:30 4H Camp, 9/11 year olds, Adult Baby, Alexander Green, Ashes, babies, Bacteriapalooza, Boo the Pillow, Brad Cupples, Brave Hearts, Bycleing, Camp Quest, Cycling, Dale Cooper, Dandy Jumpers, Diapers, Dryer Sheets, Earnest Goes to Camp, Earthy smells = Delcious., fifth meal, Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers, Filthy Mouths, fourth meal, Franklin and Bash, Freedom, Gasoline Sniffer, Glamour Magazine, Godzilla Monster Insects, Halibut, Insect Gladiators, John McCain, Kids: The Biggest Cockblocks in the World, Log Lady, Mantis, Mr. Belvedere, my strange addiction, never forget, Plastic Eating, Rock Eating, Sally, seventh meal, Shitty Questions, Silver Top Tappers, sixth meal, Spartacus, spiders, Summer Camp, Taxidermy, Teddy Bears, Tips for the ladies, Twin Peaks, Urn, Vacuum Cleaner ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We’ve seen a lot of movies and we are going to talk about them. You get to listen. It’s just that simple. Jon goes out of his way to try and convince Brad and Alex to see “The Tree of Life”. Furtive glances and skeptical looks are exchanged. Captain America throws his mighty shield and we learn how unglamorous that ever-lovin’ Hulk is. Attack the Block is fine and dandy but is probably not the greatest film ever created despite what internet wackadoos think. Sylvester Stallone is Lion and Kevin James is Zookeeper. Some people are opposed to talking animals others are enthralled and happily awaiting more in the future. Transformers 3 is much more fun with booze! Smuggle some fun into your next 3D Excursion! In other news the Harry Potter series is finally over. Hoorah! Come Check Out The Rad New Facebook Group! Go There! Join the fun! List your grievances! Post your Fears! We’ve seen a lot of movies and we are going to talk about them. You get to listen. It’s just that simple. Jon goes out of his way to try and convince Brad and Alex to see “The Tree of Life”. Furtive glances and skeptical looks are exchanged. Captain America throws his mighty shield and we learn how unglamorous that ever-lovin’ Hulk is. Attack the Block is fine and dandy but is probably not the greatest film ever created despite what internet wackadoos think. Sylvester Stallone is Lion and Kevin James is Zookeeper. Some people are opposed to talking animals others are enthralled and happily awaiting more in the future. Transformers 3 is much more fun with booze! Smuggle some fun into your next 3D Excursion! In other news the Harry Potter series is finally over. Hoorah! Come Check Out The Rad New Facebook Group! Go There! Join the fun! List your grievances! Post your Fears! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_068.mp3 yes Sun, 07 Aug 2011 08:10:00 EST 1:27:07 4 and 2, 5 and 2, Ain't this the Life, Alexander Green, America's 17th favorite comic strip canine, Attack The Block, Avengers, Barack Obama with a Beard, Blatant Sexism, Brad Cupples, Broken Groupon Law, Crappy Wizard Boy that Has Everything Laid in His Lap But Still Constantly Bitches and Moans Whilst Flailing Through Life With an Unbelievable Amount of Luck Part 7000, Dum Dum Dugan, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II, Hippy Jive, Hulk, Hungry Movie Gods, Iron Man, Jeezos, Jeremy Ironhide, Jonathon Pernisek, Kevin James, Leslie Bibb, Marmaduke, Michael Bay is a racist, Nick Fury, Really good Gorilla suits, Rosario Dawson, Sexism, Summer Camp, Sylvester Stallone , Lion, Talking Animals, The First Avenger: Captain America, The Tree of Life, The Zoo Keeper, Theme Songs, Thor, Transformers 3, Transformers vs Gravity, Werewolf Vodka ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can definitely say, It’s going to be another one, again. Freakshow season returns our wacky old pals “My Strange Addiction” and “Hoarders.” People are bitching about Netflix because that’s what people like to do. We get bogged down in statistical polling but cheer up by playing a new game about death. Come Check Out The Rad New Facebook Group! It’s the cat’s pajamas. For Realzies. Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can definitely say, It’s going to be another one, again. Freakshow season returns our wacky old pals “My Strange Addiction” and “Hoarders.” People are bitching about Netflix because that’s what people like to do. We get bogged down in statistical polling but cheer up by playing a new game about death. Come Check Out The Rad New Facebook Group! It’s the cat’s pajamas. For Realzies. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_067.mp3 yes Tue, 26 Jul 2011 03:30:00 EST 1:08:15 Barack Obama Hellbound, Brad Cupples, Canadian Rules Dodge Ball, Candy Shop, Cats in Trees - Bears in Clouds WE ARE ALL FUCKED!, Coffee Shop, Comic-Con, Davecat, Death, Drawings of Fears, Email!, Facebook Group, Final Destination, Final Destination 5, Fire in the Sky, Grim Reaper Fun and Games, Gumball, hoarders, Improv, Jawbreakers breaking jaws, Jon Pernisek, Listener Feedback, Marmaduke, Movies, my strange addiction, Netflix, Pants v Shorts, Polls, Real Doll, Roku Box, Shiv, Shorts, Slimey Shower Drain Hair, Spider-Man, Statistics, Summer Heatwave, television ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is getting ready for camp and we are preparing for his funeral. Learn about the bravest new subset of freedom loving children; their wants, their needs, and their numerous numerous fears. Pillows and showers become much more ominous. Brad gets ready for the big game by answering some extremely basic sports trivia, sadly he doesn’t know the rules… at all. Join us for a visit to http://monkeyhelpers.org it’s a real monkeyshiner if I’ve ever seen one. And finally we learn about a really weird guy. Weird. Alex is getting ready for camp and we are preparing for his funeral. Learn about the bravest new subset of freedom loving children; their wants, their needs, and their numerous numerous fears. Pillows and showers become much more ominous. Brad gets ready for the big game by answering some extremely basic sports trivia, sadly he doesn’t know the rules… at all. Join us for a visit to http://monkeyhelpers.org it’s a real monkeyshiner if I’ve ever seen one. And finally we learn about a really weird guy. Weird. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_066.mp3 yes Thu, 14 Jul 2011 23:10:00 EST 1:27:06 Alexander Green, Archery accidents, Bad Words, Being thrown into a shower, Blake, Brad Cupples, Brad Cupples Sportsman of the Year, Camp Quest, Capuchin Capers, Chris Hansen, Dirty no Good Filthy Dirty Bad Bad Words, Email!, Four-H andjob Camp, Goal Posts? Seriously? Goal Posts?, Goals and Goal Posts, Helper Monkeys Gone Wrong, Horseplay, Jose, lights on, Listener Feedback, Monkey Helpers, Monkey Shines, Obscenity, Pigpen, Pillow Fights, predators, R.I.P. Alex Green 1984-2011, Shitty Harry Potter Game, Slip-Trip Hazards, Sports, Summer Camp, Summer Camp Nightmare, The Last Recorded Words of Alex Green, Unparliamentary language, Weirdos, Wet T-shirt Contest, Worst Parents Ever ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people's dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get's over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein's overly privileged and condescending diary. If you're a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun! We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people's dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get's over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein's overly privileged and condescending diary. If you're a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_065.mp3 yes Sat, 09 Jul 2011 15:10:00 EST 1:04:22 Alexander Green, Babies sexting babies, Ben Stein, Big Time Hollywood Superstars, Brad Cupples, Buzz Aldrin, Chris Evans Breaking Jon in Half, Cotton Aniversary, Cravendale Milk, Denny's, Disapointment, Ditching Doctors, dramatic reading, Email!, Franklin and Bash, Gerorge Lopez, Green Lantern, Gym TV, Jam Pizza, Jonathon Pernisek, Karl Rove, Kids love tech, Listener Feedback, New Business, Nick Lachey, Old Business, Oscar Meyer, Other People's Desserts, Peaches and Cream, Pirates of the Carribean: On ZZZZZ Tides, Rage, Regulated Childhood, Sleep Deprevation, Smurfs, Star Sightings, Time Changer, Transformers 3, Weirdos in my living room, Worst Roomate, Would-be Stand-up Comedians, X-Men: First Class, Zapped! ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The Golden Eagle is coming for you and everyone you love! Supposing you survive that maybe you can take a swim with the Kangaroo. Alex is here to give you all the animal facts you crave whilst Brad is prepped with a scholarly history of capers and caprices. Double Summer Camp Shenanigans are being preparred and Alex will be dealing with smart kids that bamboozle him and dumb kids that are going to get pregnant under his supervision. We talk about our awesome experience at a film screening (Hint: Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake might just have found true love!) and make our first bold hearty attempt to see “Transformers 3: Invitation to the Dark Side of The Robot Night Eclipse with the Bad Guys that Get’em” for some reason. The Golden Eagle is coming for you and everyone you love! Supposing you survive that maybe you can take a swim with the Kangaroo. Alex is here to give you all the animal facts you crave whilst Brad is prepped with a scholarly history of capers and caprices. Double Summer Camp Shenanigans are being preparred and Alex will be dealing with smart kids that bamboozle him and dumb kids that are going to get pregnant under his supervision. We talk about our awesome experience at a film screening (Hint: Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake might just have found true love!) and make our first bold hearty attempt to see “Transformers 3: Invitation to the Dark Side of The Robot Night Eclipse with the Bad Guys that Get’em” for some reason. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_064.mp3 yes Sat, 02 Jul 2011 01:10:00 EST 1:17:25 5 and 2, Alexander Green, All The Devils Are Here The Hidden History of the Financial Crisis, Animal Facts, Antony and Cleopatra, Baby Jeezo, Bamboozled, Books, Camp Quest, Capers, Caprices, Cicero, Cleopatra, Cleopatra a Life, Dinosaurs that take billing over Whoopi Goldberg, Edmund Morris, Famous Ed Helms Lines, Four-H andjob Camp, Friends with Benefits, Golden Eagle, History, Justin Timberlake, Kangaroo, Mark Antony, Marmaduke, Midnight in Paris, Mila Kunis, Noah's Ark, Octavian, Owen Wilson, Ptolemy's know how to party, Screenings, Stacy Schiff, Summer Camp, Sweet Tunes, The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, Theodore Rex, Tiger Poster, Transformers 3, Turtles, Zoobooks ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Alex is a goddamn filthy degenerate liar, Jon is again mocked by crappy improvisers, and Brad is given some hot tips from non-economically priced throat lozenges. The Contest Winner and their giant box of loot is finally announced. We hit the cinema to catch up on the summer blockbusters: The X-men First Class, The Super 8, The Green Lantern, and The Bridesmaids. Things get a little emotional and a little frightening , we say goodbye to our dear friend Charles and end our Charles in Charge rewatch. Alex is a goddamn filthy degenerate liar, Jon is again mocked by crappy improvisers, and Brad is given some hot tips from non-economically priced throat lozenges. The Contest Winner and their giant box of loot is finally announced. We hit the cinema to catch up on the summer blockbusters: The X-men First Class, The Super 8, The Green Lantern, and The Bridesmaids. Things get a little emotional and a little frightening , we say goodbye to our dear friend Charles and end our Charles in Charge rewatch. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_063.mp3 yes Sat, 25 Jun 2011 21:10:00 EST 1:46:12 Alcohol IQ, alcoholism, Alexander Green, Alexander Morgan, America's 17th favorite comic strip canine, Amusement Parks, Amy Pond, Arbitrarily adding the word 'The', Babs the bitch, Baby Jeezo, Bad touch shower, Baywatch, Blake Lively, Brad Cupples, Bridesmaids, Charles, Charles in Charge, Crash Test Dummies, Dancin Grannies, Dark Childhood Memories, Doctor Who, EasyFeet The Carwash for your Feet, Elvis Dead or Alive?, Friends with Benefits, Green Lantern, Gwendolyn Pierce, Halls Promises, Hamburgler, Howie Mandel, Improv Olympic, Is Elvis Alive, Jeezos, Jonathon Pernisek, La Catrina, Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonet, Marmaduke, Matt Smit, Nicole Eggert, no strings attached, Olsen Twins Sleepover party, P-I-Z-Z-A, Pedophilia, Pembroke, Pretty Little Liars, Ross Perot, Super 8, The Devil, The Kraken, X-Men: First Class ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your favorite economically priced throat lozenge and your hot tea for a plague-ridden episode of Ramajck chock full of exciting tales from the hospital and horrific fever hallucinations. Brad meets a lying bitch with a severed finger and Jon goes to the big mustache pub crawl before being bullied by improv failures. Finally we see one of the best episodes of Charles in Charge followed by one of the worst , the rewatch gears down to the end of the season. Grab your favorite economically priced throat lozenge and your hot tea for a plague-ridden episode of Ramajck chock full of exciting tales from the hospital and horrific fever hallucinations. Brad meets a lying bitch with a severed finger and Jon goes to the big mustache pub crawl before being bullied by improv failures. Finally we see one of the best episodes of Charles in Charge followed by one of the worst , the rewatch gears down to the end of the season. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_062.mp3 yes Sun, 12 Jun 2011 20:30:00 EST 1:16:02 Big veins popping up to meet nurses, Brad Cupples, Charles in Charge, Disease, economically priced cough drops, fever hallucinations, Harry Potter, Headboards crushing, Hospital, Improv Olympic, Jonathon Pernisek, liars, Mustache Crawl, severed fingers, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Twilight ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Summer is here and it will kill us all. , we wait to be destroyed by it we talk about people and things that aren’t funny and why you can never look back. Netflix giveth and taketh. Take a terrifying journey into the world of body modification with our pals Cat-man, Reptile-man, and a lot of other super scary weirdos in the documentary “Modify”. Charles in Charge takes a turn for the weird , Jason gets Honey squirted in shorts and Charles and Buddy get arrested for indecent exposure. Summer is here and it will kill us all. , we wait to be destroyed by it we talk about people and things that aren’t funny and why you can never look back. Netflix giveth and taketh. Take a terrifying journey into the world of body modification with our pals Cat-man, Reptile-man, and a lot of other super scary weirdos in the documentary “Modify”. Charles in Charge takes a turn for the weird , Jason gets Honey squirted in shorts and Charles and Buddy get arrested for indecent exposure. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_061.mp3 yes Tue, 07 Jun 2011 02:00:00 EST 1:16:17 007, body modification, Brad Cupples, cat man, Charles in Charge, Community, Diamonds Are Forever, documentaries, Expense Accounts, Firestarter, George Lazenby, James Bond, Jaws, Jonathon Pernisek, meg ryan, Modify, Moonraker, Netflix, Never say Never Again, Odd Job, Parks and Recreation, people that arent funny, racist disguises, Roger Moore, Sean Connery, Spring Break, The Living Daylights, Timothy Dalton ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Fighting through a series of tech issues we rally once more to give you an episode full of rad tomfooleries on this our yellow diamond anniversary! We take a peek at Maxim's Hot 100 make a hearty attempt to answer the age old sexist cliche: "Is it somehow physically possible to make people laugh AND have a uterus?" We discuss Thor and play another round of The Netflix Rating Game. Charles in Charge gives us the return of Rue McClanahan and Christina Applegate featuring Back to the Future Pizza and Mr. Pembroke throwing money at every minor inconvenience in his life, Just like we all dream of. Fighting through a series of tech issues we rally once more to give you an episode full of rad tomfooleries on this our yellow diamond anniversary! We take a peek at Maxim's Hot 100 make a hearty attempt to answer the age old sexist cliche: "Is it somehow physically possible to make people laugh AND have a uterus?" We discuss Thor and play another round of The Netflix Rating Game. Charles in Charge gives us the return of Rue McClanahan and Christina Applegate featuring Back to the Future Pizza and Mr. Pembroke throwing money at every minor inconvenience in his life, Just like we all dream of. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_060.mp3 yes Fri, 20 May 2011 11:00:00 EST 1:45:49 Alexander Green, Allison Brie, Aly Michalka, Amy Adams, Anna GrossyMcGee Ferris, Ashley Greene, Aubrey Plaza, Avengers, Blade Runner, Brad Cupples,Bridesmaids, Cake Boss, Cameron Diaz, Captain African American, Captain American, Carrol Burnett, Charles in Charge, Chris Evans, Christina Hendricks,Cobbie Smulders, Cosmic Cube, Danica McKeller, Ellie Kemper, Gracie Allen,Gross Unwanted Magazine Subscriptions, Heartbeeps, Hellcat, Hot 100, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, Jon Pernisek, Julian Hough, Katy Perry, kristen wiig,Leighton Meester, Loki, Lucille Ball, Maxim, Megan Fox, Mila Kunis, Misogyny,Natalie Portman, Netflix, Netflix Rating System, Olivia Munn, Overly Bronzed Bitches, Paul Reiser, Perfect Couples, Rose Burn, Sexism, Summer Movies 2011, taylor swift, Tech, The Name of the Rose, Thor, Tina Fey, Wonder Woman, Yellow Diamond Aniversary ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your finest clichéd "Support the Troops" magnets and your long-form birth certificates we're having a blood orgy for America! , our enemies are slaughtered we celebrate heartily , popular morality demands. In this episode we have a panic attack trying to deal with the bloodthirsty savages surrounding us, play a fun new netflix game, look for love on okcupid, Alex reports in on "Fast 5", and cousin elliot returns to Charles in Charge. Hey North American Listeners The Contest Has Been Extended! Get The Details Inside This Podcast! Grab your finest clichéd "Support the Troops" magnets and your long-form birth certificates we're having a blood orgy for America! , our enemies are slaughtered we celebrate heartily , popular morality demands. In this episode we have a panic attack trying to deal with the bloodthirsty savages surrounding us, play a fun new netflix game, look for love on okcupid, Alex reports in on "Fast 5", and cousin elliot returns to Charles in Charge. Hey North American Listeners The Contest Has Been Extended! Get The Details Inside This Podcast! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_059.mp3 yes Thu, 05 May 2011 04:00:00 EST 1:40:30 9/11, Alexander Green, America, Birth Certificate, Bloodlust, Bloodthirsty Savages, Brad Cupples, Charles in Charge, Chris Hansen, cousin elliott, Day of the Dolphin, Fast 5, Freedom, Generic Patriotic Mantra, Have you forgotten, Helper Monkeys Gone Wrong, Jeezos, Jonathon Pernisek, Lady Liberty, Lords of Pleasure Club, Monkey Shines, Netflix, Netflix Rating System, Obama, OBL, Osama bin Laden, predators, Salt, Schneck Treble Middle Class Adventurer, Smiling at Children, The Fast and the Furious, The Human Centipede, The Shadow, Timecop, Transmorphers 2: Fall of Man, USA USA USA ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions He is risen, And by he, we mean Charles in Charge. There's breaking cat attack invasion news. Meanwhile, Jonathon and The Ramjack Cook-Em-Ups are going toe-to-toe with Iron Chef in an epic battle to control the kitchen: Who will get the Cinnamon? Alex informs us of the upcoming summer camp sally shenanigans. Brad engages in changing room chicanery. Plus a lot of frightening 5 and 2 musical stylings, including some with an arbitrary jazz riff. Make a faux of sacrifice yourself by entering our amazing giveaway contest! He is risen, And by he, we mean Charles in Charge. There's breaking cat attack invasion news. Meanwhile, Jonathon and The Ramjack Cook-Em-Ups are going toe-to-toe with Iron Chef in an epic battle to control the kitchen: Who will get the Cinnamon? Alex informs us of the upcoming summer camp sally shenanigans. Brad engages in changing room chicanery. Plus a lot of frightening 5 and 2 musical stylings, including some with an arbitrary jazz riff. Make a faux of sacrifice yourself by entering our amazing giveaway contest! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_058.mp3 yes Tue, 24 Apr 2011 09:30:00 EST 1:27:02 4H Camp, Alexander Green, Brad Cupples, Cats, Charles in Charge, easter, Improv, Improv Olympic, Iron Chef, Jazz, Jeezo, Jonathon Pernisek, Musical Theatre, musicals, Sally, Swayze, Welcome Back Kotter ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We give the box office rundown on Arthur, Hanna, Rango, Your Highness, and the horrifically sexist piece of crap "Suckerpunch". Jonathon introduces us to a Super Creepo-Asleepo-Jeezo, it makes us weep-o. The stray river cat invasion of 2011 continues and this time it's personal. We also take a few minutes to examine some amazing advice from Cosmopolitan which gives us a panic attack. And the amazing giveaway contest continues! We give the box office rundown on Arthur, Hanna, Rango, Your Highness, and the horrifically sexist piece of crap "Suckerpunch". Jonathon introduces us to a Super Creepo-Asleepo-Jeezo, it makes us weep-o. The stray river cat invasion of 2011 continues and this time it's personal. We also take a few minutes to examine some amazing advice from Cosmopolitan which gives us a panic attack. And the amazing giveaway contest continues! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_057.mp3 yes Mon, 18 Apr 2011 05:00:00 EST 1:25:08 Alexander Green, Arthur, Baby Jeezo, Blatant Sexism, Books, Brad Cupples, Cat Food, Cats, Cheating, Cosmopolitan, Creepo Asleepo Jeezo, Edmund Morris, Government Shutdown, Hanna, Helen Mirren, Jenifer Garner, Johnny Depp, Jonathon Pernisek, Pants v Shorts, Prayer Rugs, Rango, Russell Brand, Sexism, Suckerpunch, The Fighter, Theodore Roosevelt, Your Highness ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions More Games, More Fun! Part Two of Two, In this exciting conclusion we offer you the opportunity to,Marvel at the most elaborate and unwieldy situation ever lobbied on Ramjack, Excite , we deal with magic talking fish of sizeable value and third rate riddles, Wince at a Scientology themed HumGayGhost with some of Hollywood's most overrated crazy people. And open your heart to a some wacky improv hijinx. Also our amazing giveaway contest continues. More Games, More Fun! Part Two of Two, In this exciting conclusion we offer you the opportunity to,Marvel at the most elaborate and unwieldy situation ever lobbied on Ramjack, Excite , we deal with magic talking fish of sizeable value and third rate riddles, Wince at a Scientology themed HumGayGhost with some of Hollywood's most overrated crazy people. And open your heart to a some wacky improv hijinx. Also our amazing giveaway contest continues. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_056B.mp3 yes Tue, 12 Apr 2011 05:00:00 EST 1:04:50 Danny Obsidian, Fishmongers that also exchange precious metals and stones, HumGayGhost, Improv, John Travolta, Lamest Vacation EVER, Magic Fish, McDonalds, Museum Coat Rooms, old negro spirituals, prosthetics, renaissance festival, Riddles, Scientology, SciTis, secrets wants, Simon, Situation Room, TKE, Tom Cruise, Twitter, Unimportant Water Purification Schemes, Will Smith ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Behold: It's the game-a-palooza episode of fun! Part One of Two, So many games so little time! Join us , we tackle code game shenanigans, Deal with the tomfooleries of Sassy, Brassy, and Classy whilst controlling our duplicitous natures and finding ourselves in epic film pitch sessions with drug addled movie producers. Don't miss your chance to get caught up in an amazing giveaway contest. Behold: It's the game-a-palooza episode of fun! Part One of Two, So many games so little time! Join us , we tackle code game shenanigans, Deal with the tomfooleries of Sassy, Brassy, and Classy whilst controlling our duplicitous natures and finding ourselves in epic film pitch sessions with drug addled movie producers. Don't miss your chance to get caught up in an amazing giveaway contest. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_056.mp3 yes Sun, 3 Apr 2011 19:00:00 EST 1:05:18 Alcoholism, Alexander Green, Blatant Racism, Brad Cupples, Brassy, Breaking Away, Bully, Chasing the Kidneystone, Classy, Code Game, Contest, Crossfire, Don't trust the Chief, Duplicitous Natures, Games, Games based on The Game, Here's the Pitch, Jonathon Pernisek, Key Largo, Netflix, Sassy, Situation Room, Somewhat Disguised Racism, The Game, The South, The Fantastic Voyage, Irate Bile Duct ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Brad is confronted by his anti-stalker, Jonathon details the shenanigans of the Chicago Improv scene, and Alex drinks grass for kicks. We say a final farewell to our boy The Cape and his lovably improbable cast of characters, and uncover a slew of family secrets when Grandma Pembroke drops in on Charles in Charge. Tell Sally Stefanato to download this before the cool crew passes her by. Brad is confronted by his anti-stalker, Jonathon details the shenanigans of the Chicago Improv scene, and Alex drinks grass for kicks. We say a final farewell to our boy The Cape and his lovably improbable cast of characters, and uncover a slew of family secrets when Grandma Pembroke drops in on Charles in Charge. Tell Sally Stefanato to download this before the cool crew passes her by. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_055.mp3 yes Sat, 20 Mar 2011 19:00:00 EST 1:27:16 2 Girls old enough to go on dates 1 cup, Alexander Green, Alexander Morgan, Anti-Stalkers, Boot Fetish, Brad Cupples, Charles in Charge, DC Talk, Green Blanket, Harold Lempsky, hoarders, Improv, Improv Olympic, Jimmy Olsen, Jonathon Pernisek, Karma, Lassie, Limmy the improv dum-dum, McDonalds, peeling back the veils, Pumpkins, Rue McClanahan, Sally Stefanato, secrets, Stalkers, Summer Glau, Superman, The Cape, Theories, Toby Mac, Vietnamese Snake Wine, Wheatgrass Shots, xmas ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In a time when the Greek people were in need of a leader… one man will rise to the challenge. In a world full of rule-breakers… another will unleash his blades to an unsuspecting public -a public that will learn to fear him. Elsewhere, , the wolfsbane blooms… a mortal in the throws of violent fever will realize that he well may have received the curse of the Pentagram. But who will stalk them? We also cover more Charles in Charge and the final gasps of The Cape. If you have the ears we have the something to occupy them. In a time when the Greek people were in need of a leader… one man will rise to the challenge. In a world full of rule-breakers… another will unleash his blades to an unsuspecting public -a public that will learn to fear him. Elsewhere, , the wolfsbane blooms… a mortal in the throws of violent fever will realize that he well may have received the curse of the Pentagram. But who will stalk them? We also cover more Charles in Charge and the final gasps of The Cape. If you have the ears we have the something to occupy them. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_054.mp3 yes Tue, 15 Mar 2011 05:00:00 EST 1:59:56 Alexander Green, Baby Jeezo, Blade Hands, Blades, Brad Cupples, Buddy Lembeck Rapist, Butterfly, Buying Friends, Caulk, Charles in Charge, Concerts, Enid, Evolution, foursquare, getglue, Greek Life, Greg Laswell, Halloween, Jonathon Pernisek, Liberal Snobbery vs Chronological Snobbery vs American Snobbery, Louisville, Mary Allen Philo, Mayoral Duties, nerds, Pizza Playland, Rules, Sad Pathetic Losers, Sigma Phi Epsilon, Skins, Social Networking, Sororities, Stalkers, T-1000, Terminator 2, The Cape, TKE, Trident Wild Blueberry Twist, Werewolf ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a fresh episode designed for the pleasure of your ears, mind, and heart. We discuss the mind numbing trailer to Atlas Shrugged and death lurch of Hollywood's creativity. The Cape is full of wacky salt lick revelations and anti-lemon biases. Brad and Alex venture to see Oscar winner and all-round awesome guy Randy Newman live in concert whilst Jonathon takes in a Josh Ritter show. We recreate bizarre auditions past and present. Charles in Charge takes us down the terrifying road of equiphilia via a slumber party and then teaches us importance of discipline the only way an 80's sitcom can. We take a look at some sequel subtitles and play a rousing round of the code game. It's a fresh episode designed for the pleasure of your ears, mind, and heart. We discuss the mind numbing trailer to Atlas Shrugged and death lurch of Hollywood's creativity. The Cape is full of wacky salt lick revelations and anti-lemon biases. Brad and Alex venture to see Oscar winner and all-round awesome guy Randy Newman live in concert whilst Jonathon takes in a Josh Ritter show. We recreate bizarre auditions past and present. Charles in Charge takes us down the terrifying road of equiphilia via a slumber party and then teaches us importance of discipline the only way an 80's sitcom can. We take a look at some sequel subtitles and play a rousing round of the code game. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_053.mp3 yes Sat, 5 Mar 2011 16:00:00 EST 1:54:44 Alexander Green, Atlas Shrugged, Auditions, Brad Cupples, Cars 2, Charles in Charge, Chipwrecked, Christina Applegate, Code Game, Enid, Equiphilia, Fudge Wheedles, G-Force, Game of Shadows, Happy Feet 2, Hoodwinked, Horses, Jonathon Pernisek, Josh Ritter, panic attack, Paranormal Activity 3, Randy Newman, salt-lick, Sequel Subtitles, The Cape, Theatre, Twinkers, Zen ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In this Caffeine infused episode Alex reports in on Gnomeo And Juliet, Brad takes in The Care Bears Big Wish Movie, Jonathon is terrified. Meanwhile, The Cape battles wheelchair-bound assassins and terrorist zombies… Because somebody has to, right? We desperately grasp our remaining strands of sanity while watching the Tiffany stalker documentary “I Think We’re Alone Now.” And it’s a guest-star-a-palooza , Meg Ryan and Styles (From TeenWolf) drop in on the latest episodes of Charles in Charge. The Code game resurfaces with shocking results. In this Caffeine infused episode Alex reports in on Gnomeo And Juliet, Brad takes in The Care Bears Big Wish Movie, Jonathon is terrified. Meanwhile, The Cape battles wheelchair-bound assassins and terrorist zombies… Because somebody has to, right? We desperately grasp our remaining strands of sanity while watching the Tiffany stalker documentary “I Think We’re Alone Now.” And it’s a guest-star-a-palooza , Meg Ryan and Styles (From TeenWolf) drop in on the latest episodes of Charles in Charge. The Code game resurfaces with shocking results. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_052.mp3 yes Tue, 1 Mar 2011 12:23:00 EST 2:00:33 Alexander Green, Brad Cupples, Charles in Charge, Jonathon Pernisek, Caffeine, Carebears, careboars, Charles in Charge, Code Game, cousin elliott, cripples, disney, elton john, Gnomio and Juliet, I Think We're Alone Now, kilgore, meg ryan, Movies, my strange addiction, stormclowns, styles, television, The Cape, Tiffany, Twinkers, winkers, zombies ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jonathon doesn't get invitations because he lives in ye olde times, Brad tries to wrap his head around “Doctor Who” and Alex opens up about his crush on Jack The Ripper. Everyone continues to be baffled by “The Cape”. This American Life makes us want to kill ourselves to ironically chosen pop songs. We explore the second and third episodes of Charles in Charge and play a couple of rounds of Here's the Pitch/Run With It and Humiliate / Gay / Ghost gives way to Punish / Prom-Date / Poltergeist. Jonathon doesn't get invitations because he lives in ye olde times, Brad tries to wrap his head around “Doctor Who” and Alex opens up about his crush on Jack The Ripper. Everyone continues to be baffled by “The Cape”. This American Life makes us want to kill ourselves to ironically chosen pop songs. We explore the second and third episodes of Charles in Charge and play a couple of rounds of Here's the Pitch/Run With It and Humiliate / Gay / Ghost gives way to Punish / Prom-Date / Poltergeist. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_051.mp3 yes Wed, 16 Feb 2011 19:00:00 EST 1:53:04 Alexander Green, Brad Cupples, Charles in Charge, Jonathon Pernisek, Captain Jack Harkness, Dice, Doctor Who, dove promises, Facebook, Here’s the Pitch, Ira Glass, Jack The Ripper, Jiff, La Mustache, Lisa Turtle, Mystery of the Magic Mustache, Netflix, Open-Face Sandwich, Peter Pan, Punish Prom Date Poltergeist, Radio Lab, Run with it, Skippy, The Cape, This American Life, Unfuckable sounding, Valentine’s Day, Verne Troyer, Wacky Whoopee Crackers ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's our Golden Jubilee and we are celebrating it in style with robots, resurrections, and random rambling repartee. Join us , we lean nobody likes a Turtle in the "Saved By The Bell Wedding in Vegas" Movie, laugh hysterically at the most recent episodes of "The Cape" and marvel at the freak-show that is "My Strange Addiction". We get a report on Alex's Rom-Com of the month "No Strings Attached" But it's the pilot episode of "Charles in Charge" that teaches us the true meaning of love. ALL of this AND we play a rousing game of "Humiliate / Gay / Ghost". Is it Christmas? No, it's an Episode 50 extravaganza! It's our Golden Jubilee and we are celebrating it in style with robots, resurrections, and random rambling repartee. Join us , we lean nobody likes a Turtle in the "Saved By The Bell Wedding in Vegas" Movie, laugh hysterically at the most recent episodes of "The Cape" and marvel at the freak-show that is "My Strange Addiction". We get a report on Alex's Rom-Com of the month "No Strings Attached" But it's the pilot episode of "Charles in Charge" that teaches us the true meaning of love. ALL of this AND we play a rousing game of "Humiliate / Gay / Ghost". Is it Christmas? No, it's an Episode 50 extravaganza! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_050.mp3 yes Sun, 6 Feb 2011 21:00:00 EST 1:42:45 Alexander Green, Brad Cupples, Charles in Charge, Jonathon Pernisek, my strange addiction, no strings attached, rom-com, saved by the bell wedding in vegas, The Cape ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Sadly Alex is dead and has acended to the feral cat orgy of the afterlife, meanwhile Brad is forced to live like it's frontier times, and Jonathon has been wronged by carebears and their screaming psuedo cousins. We take a long hard look at NBC's latest trainwreck "The Cape" a show that prides itself on cramming more plot per second down your throat than you ever imagined possible. Also we delve into the Ramjack vaults to bring you a hearty attempt at deciphering some important emergency codes. Sadly Alex is dead and has acended to the feral cat orgy of the afterlife, meanwhile Brad is forced to live like it's frontier times, and Jonathon has been wronged by carebears and their screaming psuedo cousins. We take a long hard look at NBC's latest trainwreck "The Cape" a show that prides itself on cramming more plot per second down your throat than you ever imagined possible. Also we delve into the Ramjack vaults to bring you a hearty attempt at deciphering some important emergency codes. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_049.mp3 yes Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:32:00 EST 1:26:00 Alexander Green, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Brad Cupples, Carebear Cousins, Carebears, Carnival of Crime, Code Game, Death, Dr. Who, Fat Albert, Homophobia, Hugga bunch, Jeff Foxworthy, Jonathon Pernisek, NBC, Netflix, Pop Tarts, RIP, Secret Codes, Summer Glau, The Cape, Torchwood, Children of Earth, Walmart, Wildebeest ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a super fun episode full of rambling incoherence. Forget Spiderman the musical, we've got Superman with trains! What's in a name? Ask Schneck Treble, Mrs.Death-Rage, or Fat Albert. Delight at the prospects of post solstice gift giving. Marvel at wily tales of windy city capers , well , ventures into the human heart. Whether by air, motocross bike, or upright Bass we are taking advantage of Amazon and calling Jack Black out for his crimes against humanity. Will you join us? It's a super fun episode full of rambling incoherence. Forget Spiderman the musical, we've got Superman with trains! What's in a name? Ask Schneck Treble, Mrs.Death-Rage, or Fat Albert. Delight at the prospects of post solstice gift giving. Marvel at wily tales of windy city capers , well , ventures into the human heart. Whether by air, motocross bike, or upright Bass we are taking advantage of Amazon and calling Jack Black out for his crimes against humanity. Will you join us? http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_048.mp3 yes Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:15:00 EST 1:15:17 Alexander Green, Amazon Prime, BooBerry, Brad Cupples, Charles in Charge, Chicago, Count Chockula, DeathRage, ego boost, Fat Albert, FrankenBerry, It's a bird it's a plane it's superman, Jack Black, Jonathon Pernisek,Monster Trucks, Names, Not Enough Romance, Schneck Treble Middle Class Adventurer, so tight so right, Superman, trains, upright bass, Winter Solstice,wronged ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Despite some upsetting technical issues we deliver this amazing super special episode in which we take a look ahead to the entire slate of upcoming films for 2011 and speed through what will surely be the best and worst of our collective cinematic futures. Also we learn about the magic of ice skating in top hat, bowling in a top hat, enjoying dramatic readings from crazy people that don’t know the difference between creativity and a top hat, , well , receive a call from friend of the show. Despite some upsetting technical issues we deliver this amazing super special episode in which we take a look ahead to the entire slate of upcoming films for 2011 and speed through what will surely be the best and worst of our collective cinematic futures. Also we learn about the magic of ice skating in top hat, bowling in a top hat, enjoying dramatic readings from crazy people that don’t know the difference between creativity and a top hat, , well , receive a call from friend of the show. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_047.mp3 yes Fri, 31 Dec 2010 18:40:00 EST 1:18:30 2011, abduction, alexander green, arthur christmas, ballers, big momma’s like father, brad cupples, caesar rise of the apes, cars 2, conan, contagion, cowboys and aliens, dibbuk box, drive angry, fat albert, final destination 5, footloose, fright night, gnomio and juliet, green lantern, hall pass, happy feet 2, harry potter, the deathly hallows part ii, hippy jive, hop, ice skating, johnny english reborn, jonathon pernisek, just go with it, justin bieber never say never, larry crowne, like son, marmaduke, monte carlo, movies, movies of 2011,mr. poppers penguins, never say never again, now, paranormal activity 3 part i,piranha 3dd, prom, puss in boots, real steel, scre4m, source code, spy kids 4, all the time in the world, super, super 8, sylvester stallone , lion, the 3 musketeers 3d, the eagle, the first avenger, captain america, the muppets, the roomate, the smurfs, the thing, the twilight saga, breaking dawn, the zoo keeper, top hat, transformers 3, tyler perry's madea's big happy family, unknown, winnie the pooh, x-men first class, your highness ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s a Holiday Smorgasboard Ramjack Extravaganza! We talk about Thanksgiving shenanigans and jump full force into the Yule season. We go 80’s christmas crazy , we watch Muppet Family Christmas to learn how to be a lousy selfish friend, take a dark turn with the Junkyard gang in Fat Albert’s Christmas, A Mouse a Mystery and Me gives us the Christmas Mystery we’ve all been waiting for, and Chrismas Eve on Sesame Street teaches us the resourcefulness of the local Jewish Merchant. It’s a Holiday Smorgasboard Ramjack Extravaganza! We talk about Thanksgiving shenanigans and jump full force into the Yule season. We go 80’s christmas crazy , we watch Muppet Family Christmas to learn how to be a lousy selfish friend, take a dark turn with the Junkyard gang in Fat Albert’s Christmas, A Mouse a Mystery and Me gives us the Christmas Mystery we’ve all been waiting for, and Chrismas Eve on Sesame Street teaches us the resourcefulness of the local Jewish Merchant. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_046.mp3 yes Tue, 21 Dec 2010 18:30:00 EST 1:51:21 7-Up, A Mouse a Mystery and Me, Al Roker, Alexander Green, Baby Jeezo, Bill Cosby, Brad Cupples, dove promises, Fat Albert, Fat Albert's Christmas, Five Heartbeats, Ghostbusters, Holidays, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Jim Henson, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Muppet Family Christmas, Muppets, Real Turkey, Robert Townsend, Santa Clause, Sesame Street, Stedman Grahm, Thanksgiving, xmas ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We take a trust fall into the dark dangerous devil-majicks of the Tarot. Unleash a cry for justice to be served , Jonathon gets wronged, Alex gets an ego boost, and Brad gets Marmaduke. We delve into some 80s nostalgia and reminisce about Saved by the Bell,  Wheel Chair Kids and the 1988 menagerie of crazy known , “Mac and Me” teaches us valuable lessons about the proper care and handling of Mysterious Alien Creatures , well , the importance of communication and a good Big Mac to maintaining a healthy relationship. We take a trust fall into the dark dangerous devil-majicks of the Tarot. Unleash a cry for justice to be served , Jonathon gets wronged, Alex gets an ego boost, and Brad gets Marmaduke. We delve into some 80s nostalgia and reminisce about Saved by the Bell,  Wheel Chair Kids and the 1988 menagerie of crazy known , “Mac and Me” teaches us valuable lessons about the proper care and handling of Mysterious Alien Creatures , well , the importance of communication and a good Big Mac to maintaining a healthy relationship. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_045.mp3 yes Wed, 8 Dec 2010 23:30:00 EST 1:57:33 80's, Alexander Green, Alf Technology, Aliens, Big Mac, Brad Cupples, cee lo green, Charles in Charge, Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, Christine Ebersole, Coca-Cola, Coke, E.T., ego boost, Glee, jeff goldblum, Jinkies, Jonathan Ward, Jonathon Pernisek, justice, Mac and Me, Marmaduke, McDonalds, Movies, Nukie, Poppery II, Saved by the Bell, Scooby Dum, Sears, Skittles, style, Tania Raymonde, Tarot, Trust Fall, Velma, Venetian Blind Vans, Wheelchair kids, Wick's Furniture, wronged ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We get the Chicago update from Jon Pernisek just off his Journey on the midnight train. Meanwhile Alex takes a break from stuffing his face with baked goods to show his general disdain and lack of respect for the audience. We welcome Dove Promises back into the mix despite they’re sexist comments and take time to go full out Fashion Forward to learn about wearable hugs and discover the secrets hiding in Jonathon’s closet. In the situation room we launch the hottest new hit musicals ever concieved. We get the Chicago update from Jon Pernisek just off his Journey on the midnight train. Meanwhile Alex takes a break from stuffing his face with baked goods to show his general disdain and lack of respect for the audience. We welcome Dove Promises back into the mix despite they’re sexist comments and take time to go full out Fashion Forward to learn about wearable hugs and discover the secrets hiding in Jonathon’s closet. In the situation room we launch the hottest new hit musicals ever concieved. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_044.mp3 yes Sun, 28 November 2010 12:09:00 EST 1:31:59 Alexander Green, Brad Cupples, Jon Pernisek, trains, baked goods, Dove Promises, fashion forward, hugs, tank tops, musicals, Chicago, Cincinnati, Washington DC, U2, Neil Diamond, He's Just Not That Into You, Aliens, Queen, Diamonds Are Forever, James Bond, Sweaters, Taylor Swift, John Mayer, December, Pyramids, Homosexuals, Hetrosexuals, gaining weight, Modern Family, Country Music Awards ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We are dying. Fact. But that’s not going to stop us from reporting on our travels to Washington DC for the “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” We battle Jack Black, Chris Matthews, Death Machines, and the Sun in a valiant effort to find some tiny little piece of sanity in these our final remaining days. But really it's a lot of random jabbering about our travels, if you actually want to know about the rally, just go watch it or travel back in time and meet us there. Also the war for Pants vs Shorts continues to gather steam. Choose your side and bunker on down, before it's too late. We are dying. Fact. But that’s not going to stop us from reporting on our travels to Washington DC for the “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” We battle Jack Black, Chris Matthews, Death Machines, and the Sun in a valiant effort to find some tiny little piece of sanity in these our final remaining days. But really it's a lot of random jabbering about our travels, if you actually want to know about the rally, just go watch it or travel back in time and meet us there. Also the war for Pants vs Shorts continues to gather steam. Choose your side and bunker on down, before it's too late. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_043.mp3 yes Tue, 16 November 2010 23:12:00 EST 1:44:24 Alexander Green, Brad Cupples, USA, Cat Stevens, Chris Matthews, Fallout 3, Jack Black, Jon Stewart, Olivia Munn, Ozzy, Pants v Shorts, Rally to Restore Sanity, Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Ojays, The Roots, The Sun, Washington DC ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s the Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow. , we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? ,Because someone has. We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” and “Paranormal Activity 2”. Also join us for our Super Special Cedric-Centric Situation Room. Don’t forget to vote Nov. 2nd! We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s the Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow. , we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? ,Because someone has. We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” and “Paranormal Activity 2”. Also join us for our Super Special Cedric-Centric Situation Room. Don’t forget to vote Nov. 2nd! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_042.mp3 yes Fri, 29 October 2010 18:12:00 EST 2:12:01 Alexander Green, Brad Cupples, Cedric the Safety Sloth, clowns, Halloween,hoarders, John Stewart, Mid-Term Elections, Missed Connections, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Paranormal Entity, Poppery II, Rally to Restore Sanity, Robots, Stephen Colbert, Tea Party, The Asylum, The Situation Room, Vote, Weirdos ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow. Now with 300% more Halloween themed cereal than other podcasts! In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow. Now with 300% more Halloween themed cereal than other podcasts! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_041.mp3 yes Mon, 25 October 2010 22:12:00 EST 2:07:19 Alexander Green, BooBerry, Brad Cupples, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie, Cedric the Safety Sloth, Count Chockula, David Arquette, dramatic reading, Fraggles, FrankenBerry, General Mills, Halloween, Poppery II, Rally to Restore Sanity, Stephen Colbert, The Situation Room, Vampires, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, zombies, 2010, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's our epic rundown of the Summer Movies of 2010 with special in-studio guest Jon Pernisek. Come forth and witness the beginning of the Marmacast! Enjoy it with your ears, your hearts, and your mind-hole. It's our epic rundown of the Summer Movies of 2010 with special in-studio guest Jon Pernisek. Come forth and witness the beginning of the Marmacast! Enjoy it with your ears, your hearts, and your mind-hole. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_040.mp3 yes Mon, 18 October 2010 23:12:00 EST 1:22:29 jon pernisek, summer movies, 2010, cincinnati, Babies, Iron Man 2, Letters to Juliet, Robin Hood, Mac Gruber, Shrek Forever After, Sex and the City 2, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Get Him to the Greek, Killers, Marmaduke, Splice, The A-Team, The Karate Kid, Jonah Hex, Toy Story 3, Knight and Day, Grown Ups, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The Last Airbender, Despicable Me, The Kids Are All Right, Predators, Inception, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Ramona and Beezus, Salt, Charlie St. Cloud, Dinner for Schmucks, Step Up 3D, The Other Guys, Eat Pray Love, The Expendables, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, The Switch, Piranha 3D, The Last Exorcism, The Lottery Ticket ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump will kill us all if the lack of hand-washing doesn’t. Master of Disguise and Birdhouses Terry O’Quinn kills some fams in “The Stepfather”, The Situation room unleashes a spirit of vengeance , well , an Apple Bobbin’ Massacre. Plus the Enigmaster threatens our well-being with his quarrelsome conundrums and cruel queries are we affraid? No way, Jose! We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump will kill us all if the lack of hand-washing doesn’t. Master of Disguise and Birdhouses Terry O’Quinn kills some fams in “The Stepfather”, The Situation room unleashes a spirit of vengeance , well , an Apple Bobbin’ Massacre. Plus the Enigmaster threatens our well-being with his quarrelsome conundrums and cruel queries are we affraid? No way, Jose! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_039.mp3 yes Sun, 10 October 2010 16:40:00 EST 1:35:01 halloween, terror, bacteria, parasite, christine o'donnell, bump, birdhouse, terry o'quinn, the stepfather, 1987, vengeance, apple bobbing, enigmater, situation room, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Science: Phony baloney's are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place, a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of "The Law" or Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp "Cobra" based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900 percent more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it's 1999. Science: Phony baloney's are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place, a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of "The Law" or Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp "Cobra" based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900 percent more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it's 1999. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_038.mp3 yes Tue, 20 September 2010 22:40:00 EST 1:12:34 cabbage patch kids, chesterfields, cigarette ads, cobra, 1999, 80's, confessions: animal hoarding, drawing pictures, expendables, fears, lucky strikes, marlboro, panic attack, poppery II, science pants, sweet sweet nicotine, sylvester stallone, the boss, year book, zip disk, situation room, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, Ice cream day = the most respectable day. Syfy's "Mary Knows Best" gives us a panic attack, How to know if she's into you, Writing Tips, World's Greatest Human returns, hot-air balloons, clowns, and dark childhood memories surface. An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, Ice cream day = the most respectable day. Syfy's "Mary Knows Best" gives us a panic attack, How to know if she's into you, Writing Tips, World's Greatest Human returns, hot-air balloons, clowns, and dark childhood memories surface. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_037.mp3 yes Tue, 31 August 2010 22:40:00 EST 2:01:41 tornado, pants, shorts, empty nest syndrome, mystery, ice cream, syfy, Mary Knows Best, writing tips, World's Greatest Human, hot-air balloons, clowns, dark childhood memories, situation room, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes.In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal , well , unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Guttenberg / Village People Collaboration: "Can't Stop the Music" and hop into some particularly dangerous situations. The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes.In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal , well , unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Guttenberg / Village People Collaboration: "Can't Stop the Music" and hop into some particularly dangerous situations. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_036.mp3 yes Tue, 17 August 2010 23:40:00 EST 2:03:45 chicken killer, custard metal, kim kardashian, 1980, steve guttenberg, village people, can't stop the music, situation room, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. "Fashion Forward" or "Hang it up, Mcgee"? Ramjack Dramatic Reading presents: "Mystey of the Missing Flash Drive" Plus a super celebratory Situation Room. Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. "Fashion Forward" or "Hang it up, Mcgee"? Ramjack Dramatic Reading presents: "Mystey of the Missing Flash Drive" Plus a super celebratory Situation Room. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_035.mp3 yes Sun, 18 July 2010 22:11:00 EST 1:11:02 deal, ultrasound, contraceptive, aromas, subway dogs, japanese, fashion forward, flash drive, situation room, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Grab your apple pie and pour out that tea, It's a very special episode spanning over four months of hard-hitting reporting to deliver the complete Intervention of Mike Miller. We track his attempts to cast aside Old Glory in favor of the Union Jack whilst maintaining an abundance of facial hair. Domestic Terrorism Alert: Dolphins are being trained to kill our president and toys are trying to turn our children gay. Deal with it. Listen , we fight with patriotic zeal to save the soul of one of our own. God Bless the USA! Grab your apple pie and pour out that tea, It's a very special episode spanning over four months of hard-hitting reporting to deliver the complete Intervention of Mike Miller. We track his attempts to cast aside Old Glory in favor of the Union Jack whilst maintaining an abundance of facial hair. Domestic Terrorism Alert: Dolphins are being trained to kill our president and toys are trying to turn our children gay. Deal with it. Listen , we fight with patriotic zeal to save the soul of one of our own. God Bless the USA! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_034.mp3 yes Sun, 20 June 2010 23:11:00 EST 1:46:14 apple pie, mike miller, old glory, union jack, facial hair, dolphins, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's over and it's been a long wild road, kids. We take a moment from our grieving to discuss the final episode of Lost and try to figure out why ABC cut all the polar bear footage. Also we flashback to mid 4th season with Mike "Too-Tall-Tilly" Miller to get some exciting predictions that will never happen, or will they? It's over and it's been a long wild road, kids. We take a moment from our grieving to discuss the final episode of Lost and try to figure out why ABC cut all the polar bear footage. Also we flashback to mid 4th season with Mike "Too-Tall-Tilly" Miller to get some exciting predictions that will never happen, or will they? http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_033.mp3 yes Sun, 6 June 2010 15:11:00 EST 50:06 lost finale, tv, spoilers, polar bear, jacob, man in black, gorilla, helmets, moms, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's time for an easy going chat about these precious final few days of LOST. Jacob:Slack-Jawed Gorilla or Mentally Handicapped Neandertal which side are you on? Crazy moms is sorry for the rock she's about to put through your skull. Jacob's Aryan dreams = watch out Miles. Helmets, will you? It's time for an easy going chat about these precious final few days of LOST. Jacob:Slack-Jawed Gorilla or Mentally Handicapped Neandertal which side are you on? Crazy moms is sorry for the rock she's about to put through your skull. Jacob's Aryan dreams = watch out Miles. Helmets, will you? http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_032.mp3 yes Wed,19 May 2010 23:00:00 EST 44:57 lost, tv, spoilers, polar bear, jacob, man in black, gorilla, helmets, moms, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5and2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, , well , adventures in drugs and driving. Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5and2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, , well , adventures in drugs and driving. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_031.mp3 yes Mon,10 May 2010 22:03:00 EST 1:21:19 dove promises, military robots, revolutionary game, dramatic reading, cats, silent 7, ten o' clock, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5and2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan's love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea and then introduce him to internet porn. It's an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5and2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan's love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea and then introduce him to internet porn. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_030.mp3 yes Tue,20 Apr 2010 22:03:00 EST 1:18:46 orangutans, pet adoption, jeezo, catholic douchebaggery, fan-fiction, easter, dove promises, ten cent piece, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim, and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece. Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim, and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_029.mp3 yes Tue,30 Mar 2010 23:03:00 EST 1:20:17 colorado, sarah palin, godhead, catholic douchebaggery, movies, twilight new moon, hoarders, ten cent piece, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Another LOST special episode in which we speculate about the past and future of the Polar Bears, Sawyer and Miles "partnership", and Kate's inability to drive. Now with 400% more haikus! Another LOST special episode in which we speculate about the past and future of the Polar Bears, Sawyer and Miles "partnership", and Kate's inability to drive. Now with 400% more haikus! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_028.mp3 yes Sat,20 Mar 2010 11:40:00 EST 35:01 lost, tv, spoilers, love, secrets, crushes, James Sawyer Ford, Miles Straume, polar bear, spin-off sitcoms, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino , the 5and2's raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding chrismas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants! Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino , the 5and2's raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding chrismas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_027.mp3 yes Thu,4 Mar 2010 21:00:00 EST 1:26:20 fashion, ants, bees, racism, jeezo, albino, diesel, hoarding, vampire, science, connecticut, situation room, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Stealing a KJ for the 5and2 set, baby tat's for Jeezo, 4and2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010! Stealing a KJ for the 5and2 set, baby tat's for Jeezo, 4and2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_026.mp3 yes Sat,30 Jan 2010 03:00:00 EST 1:32:05 folgers coffee, gender roles, king james bible, chiropractors, connecticut, bedazzled, situation room, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad's Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality. We also explore new means of product placement, possible Polar Bear pairings, and Lost Spin-off sitcoms. It's a full out Island Adventure Bonanza! Go Pinus! It's a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad's Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality. We also explore new means of product placement, possible Polar Bear pairings, and Lost Spin-off sitcoms. It's a full out Island Adventure Bonanza! Go Pinus! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_025half.mp3 yes Sat,30 Jan 2010 02:00:00 EST 37:10 lost season sweepstakes, spoilers, product placement, polar bear, spin-off sitcoms, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4and2'ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news, to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler's soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward "Poetry of the Fae" The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests. Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position. Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4and2'ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news, to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler's soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward "Poetry of the Fae" The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests. Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_025.mp3 yes Sun,27 Dec 2009 03:00:00 EST 1:26:30 Build-A-Bear, dramatic reading, new year, faeries, science, four, news dealers, situation room, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn't know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches, let me have my spring roll in peace, Star Wars Holiday Special presents Wookie Porn and Maude The Next Generation. Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn't know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches, let me have my spring roll in peace, Star Wars Holiday Special presents Wookie Porn and Maude The Next Generation. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_024.mp3 yes Sun,20 Dec 2009 03:00:00 EST 1:28:08 Martha Stewart, Star Wars Holiday Special, Beatrice Arthur, Christmas, gray hair, Situation Room, Cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Hey you lazy fucking faux-cripple-scooter-bitch-people stop trying to see through your brain bones, because there's a 20 watt fountains in our brain that can't die, thus proving the axiom time minus time equals no time, and that's what we've got for you. NO TIME. This week brings more tips from martha, our plan to protect the Postal Service, Sarah Palin Kettlecorn's the Native Americans, Ellen Page is constantly confounded by technology and the people that understand it better than she ever will, and the Situation room leads to more fams getting turned into dinos. Hey you lazy fucking faux-cripple-scooter-bitch-people stop trying to see through your brain bones, because there's a 20 watt fountains in our brain that can't die, thus proving the axiom time minus time equals no time, and that's what we've got for you. NO TIME. This week brings more tips from martha, our plan to protect the Postal Service, Sarah Palin Kettlecorn's the Native Americans, Ellen Page is constantly confounded by technology and the people that understand it better than she ever will, and the Situation room leads to more fams getting turned into dinos. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_023.mp3 yes Sun,13 Dec 2009 03:00:00 EST 1:40:00 Martha Stewart, Ellen Page, US Postal Service, Christmas, Lettlecorn, Situation Room, Cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The Macy's Pride/Christmas/White man oppressing Native Americans Parade, Martha Stewart bitchslap's Sarah Palin, Carly Simon apparently didn't die in 1929, Alex extols the virtues of "cooking" pre-cooked food out of plastic bags, we talk about some wild and wacky commercials from 1989, watch Garfield Thanksgiving and Christmas, Muppet Family Christmas, Jingle All The Way, and Return to Sleepaway Camp (to clear the palate). And the cruel hand of fate falls harshly on Rex and Rita Readasaurus. The Macy's Pride/Christmas/White man oppressing Native Americans Parade, Martha Stewart bitchslap's Sarah Palin, Carly Simon apparently didn't die in 1929, Alex extols the virtues of "cooking" pre-cooked food out of plastic bags, we talk about some wild and wacky commercials from 1989, watch Garfield Thanksgiving and Christmas, Muppet Family Christmas, Jingle All The Way, and Return to Sleepaway Camp (to clear the palate). And the cruel hand of fate falls harshly on Rex and Rita Readasaurus. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_022.mp3 yes Thu,26 Nov 2009 03:00:00 EST 2:00:59 Thanksgiving, Jingle All The Way, Garfield, Christmas, Return to Sleepaway Camp, Situation Room, 1989 television commercials, Cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers,it's a lucky 21 Thanksgiving super spectacular! Martha Stewart News, Alex curls up with his Hagen-daz and bunny slippers to give us a "Gossip Girl" and "90210" update, Brad Discovers "Sell This House" and learns what love is. Thanksgiving fun facts: Suprise! Pilgrims are corn stealing bastards. Plus the Christmas Creep continues his conquest of the calender. Send us drawings of your fears and favorite celebrities. Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers,it's a lucky 21 Thanksgiving super spectacular! Martha Stewart News, Alex curls up with his Hagen-daz and bunny slippers to give us a "Gossip Girl" and "90210" update, Brad Discovers "Sell This House" and learns what love is. Thanksgiving fun facts: Suprise! Pilgrims are corn stealing bastards. Plus the Christmas Creep continues his conquest of the calender. Send us drawings of your fears and favorite celebrities. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_021.mp3 yes Sun,22 Nov 2009 03:00:00 EST 1:34:02 Thanksgiving, Martha Stewart, Sell This House, Pilgrims, Christmas Creep, Situation Room, Gossip Girl, 90210, Cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Blockbuster is banking on magic to save them, sadly magic is out. Peter Cottontail has a cock on his back, a cock for science! A deranged Martha Stewart becomes our Celebrity Project Child of the month. Brad watches Inglorious Bastards and Venture Bros. And Alex watches his lady shows Gossip Girl and 90210. And who's conning who in the 1990 Dana Carvey masterpiece Opportunity Knocks. Beware the Christmas Creep Bitches. The Podcast is free for the listening, try my product PLEASE! Blockbuster is banking on magic to save them, sadly magic is out. Peter Cottontail has a cock on his back, a cock for science! A deranged Martha Stewart becomes our Celebrity Project Child of the month. Brad watches Inglorious Bastards and Venture Bros. And Alex watches his lady shows Gossip Girl and 90210. And who's conning who in the 1990 Dana Carvey masterpiece Opportunity Knocks. Beware the Christmas Creep Bitches. The Podcast is free for the listening, try my product PLEASE! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_020.mp3 yes Sun,15 Nov 2009 03:00:00 EST 1:53:29 Dana Carvey, Martha Stewart, Opportunity Knocks, Inglorious Bastards, Venture Bros, Situation Room,Gossip Girl, 90210, Cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Lion OR Lying. Willie Ames is back in charge and he's going to zap your Roth IRA, An IMDB message board dramatic reading. Shows: Tswift on Snl, Parking Wars and more. Spacial reasoning for dummies, and a tasty haze of vicodin and muscle relaxers gently guide us into the situation room, where nothing will ever be the same. what would you do? Lion OR Lying. Willie Ames is back in charge and he's going to zap your Roth IRA, An IMDB message board dramatic reading. Shows: Tswift on Snl, Parking Wars and more. Spacial reasoning for dummies, and a tasty haze of vicodin and muscle relaxers gently guide us into the situation room, where nothing will ever be the same. what would you do? http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_019.mp3 yes Sun,8 Nov 2009 03:00:00 EST 1:09:01 Taylor Swift, Willie Ames, IMDB, Parking Wars, SNK, Situation Room, Dramatic, Cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Episode 18 is here and it’s legal! Time to rock the vote. We finish our October Halloween extravaganza, receive a special poem, check in on Taylor Swift, discuss Halloween safety for you, your costumes, and your yard haunt, and who doesn’t love an old fashioned yard haunt? We watch Garfield’s Halloween adventure, run into a Situation Room of Horrors & take a scary “ride on the internet”, , opposed to the cyber-web-net-space. Don’t forget to check your scorecard and your base system. Candy, Candy, Candy! Episode 18 is here and it’s legal! Time to rock the vote. We finish our October Halloween extravaganza, receive a special poem, check in on Taylor Swift, discuss Halloween safety for you, your costumes, and your yard haunt, and who doesn’t love an old fashioned yard haunt? We watch Garfield’s Halloween adventure, run into a Situation Room of Horrors & take a scary “ride on the internet”, , opposed to the cyber-web-net-space. Don’t forget to check your scorecard and your base system. Candy, Candy, Candy! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_018.mp3 yes Sat,31 Oct 2009 03:00:00 EST 1:50:22 Taylor Swift, Garfield's Halloween Adventure, candy, Taylor Lautner, Lime, Jonathon Pernisek, Cincinnati, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It’s Spooktacular! Taylor Swift: Globe Trotter, Freemdom Stars: make your own! Spiders want to destroy our economy, Hey Kristen Stewart take a bath and shut the fuck up, Rush Limbaugh shutdown, Old people call phone sex line: Viva Viagra indeed, Oregon Trail becomes reality, a reality Karen Armstrong has no grasp of. We deal with our deep childhood fear of aliens and watch Ernest Scared Stupid now with 175% more trolls than your average Troll Movie. It’s Spooktacular! Taylor Swift: Globe Trotter, Freemdom Stars: make your own! Spiders want to destroy our economy, Hey Kristen Stewart take a bath and shut the fuck up, Rush Limbaugh shutdown, Old people call phone sex line: Viva Viagra indeed, Oregon Trail becomes reality, a reality Karen Armstrong has no grasp of. We deal with our deep childhood fear of aliens and watch Ernest Scared Stupid now with 175% more trolls than your average Troll Movie. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_017.mp3 yes Sat,17 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST 3:01:33 Taylor Swift, Ernest Scared Stupid, Freedom Stars, spiders, Kristen Stewart, Rush Limbaugh, Oregon Trail, Karen Armstrong, Cincinnati, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The pretty pretty princess has landed, and nothing will ever be the same. It's the Ramjack Super Sweet Sixteen, so of course we have Miley and Taylor Swift updates, circumcisions, scaring and AIDS: What you need to know. Watch out for evil Alex from the future because he's out, about, and here to party. Body language experts are one step from being Sylvia Brown, Deal breakers 101. We watch Creepshow and learn more about the great tradition of writers turned old prospectors. Visit an epic Halloween Situation Room and Brad relates the epic stripper roadtrip adventure of 2009. I want my cake! The pretty pretty princess has landed, and nothing will ever be the same. It's the Ramjack Super Sweet Sixteen, so of course we have Miley and Taylor Swift updates, circumcisions, scaring and AIDS: What you need to know. Watch out for evil Alex from the future because he's out, about, and here to party. Body language experts are one step from being Sylvia Brown, Deal breakers 101. We watch Creepshow and learn more about the great tradition of writers turned old prospectors. Visit an epic Halloween Situation Room and Brad relates the epic stripper roadtrip adventure of 2009. I want my cake! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_016.mp3 yes Sat,10 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EST 3:08:59 Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, circumcision, AIDS, time travel, body language, deal breakers, Creepshow, Cincinnati, Halloween ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Episode 15 of our world famous chicken-fried-chicken-podcast-steak-chicken-chicken-cast, We get into the Halloween spirit, present a dramatic reading of Charlie Sheen's Presidential fan-fiction, learn about France's plan to get us using MS Paint, and watch the Rock'n'Roll Nightmare experience featuring THE Jon Mikl Thor. Reba has a painstone in her heart box for our girl T-Swift. And we do some live missed connections. Episode 15, more fun than fucking the devil! Episode 15 of our world famous chicken-fried-chicken-podcast-steak-chicken-chicken-cast, We get into the Halloween spirit, present a dramatic reading of Charlie Sheen's Presidential fan-fiction, learn about France's plan to get us using MS Paint, and watch the Rock'n'Roll Nightmare experience featuring THE Jon Mikl Thor. Reba has a painstone in her heart box for our girl T-Swift. And we do some live missed connections. Episode 15, more fun than fucking the devil! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_015.mp3 yes Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EST 2:48:22 fried chicken, Taylor Swift, Charlie Sheen, hoarders, Jon Mikl Thor, Rock'n'Roll Nightmare, Cincinnati, Reba, Halloween, France ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry, you didn't know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It's still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future, and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993's Demolition Man. Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry, you didn't know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It's still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future, and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993's Demolition Man. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_014.mp3 yes Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EST 2:26:24 Glen Beck, Taylor Swift, Chris Hansen, hoarders, Survivor, Demolition Man, Cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions 5&2 drive-through, Science gives Mice hoverboards, HOARDERS: the lastest and greatest sensation of the Nation, CSI+ Spy Kids + Baby Jeezo = Hangman's Curse featuring a young Leighton Meester, You know, from Gossip Girl? No, not the blonde. The other one. Also Taylor Swift needs our help. We fall down a ventilation shaft into the Situation Room and ask Hayrides, Why? 5&2 drive-through, Science gives Mice hoverboards, HOARDERS: the lastest and greatest sensation of the Nation, CSI+ Spy Kids + Baby Jeezo = Hangman's Curse featuring a young Leighton Meester, You know, from Gossip Girl? No, not the blonde. The other one. Also Taylor Swift needs our help. We fall down a ventilation shaft into the Situation Room and ask Hayrides, Why? http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_013.mp3 yes Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:58:03 hayrides, taylor swift, leighton meester, hangman's curse, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Despite Technical difficulties we bring you an exciting episode 12. Your iPhone tells you when to go to the bathroom, Clowns and Gorillas unite for crime, look-alike sperm for sale, BJ's for Babies, Peach is the new Pink, Grape is the new Grape, and Bread is the new Trojan. We learn about Toots while Howard the Duck teaches us that Bestiality is ok. Despite Technical difficulties we bring you an exciting episode 12. Your iPhone tells you when to go to the bathroom, Clowns and Gorillas unite for crime, look-alike sperm for sale, BJ's for Babies, Peach is the new Pink, Grape is the new Grape, and Bread is the new Trojan. We learn about Toots while Howard the Duck teaches us that Bestiality is ok. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_012.mp3 yes Wed, 9 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:42:07 iPhone app, sperm, trojan, howard the duck, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Stay Alert and Check your Score Cards on this very special episode of Ramjack , we slow things down a bit and take it easy. Teenwolf: The Next Generation = van surf or bust. EXTRAORDINARY Chickens! We examine the Campaign shenanigans of '01 in prep for the county clerks race, Alex makes a visit to J-town, Summer Movies 2009, and we hear the outrage of the public in regards to last episodes situation room debacle. Check the website to get your own official Ramjack Safety Score Card-Wow I feel adequately safe already! Stay Alert and Check your Score Cards on this very special episode of Ramjack , we slow things down a bit and take it easy. Teenwolf: The Next Generation = van surf or bust. EXTRAORDINARY Chickens! We examine the Campaign shenanigans of '01 in prep for the county clerks race, Alex makes a visit to J-town, Summer Movies 2009, and we hear the outrage of the public in regards to last episodes situation room debacle. Check the website to get your own official Ramjack Safety Score Card-Wow I feel adequately safe already! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_011.mp3 yes Sun, 6 Sep 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:16:35 teenwolf, chickens, summer movies, cincinnati ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It's big 10! double digits = double awesome. The light at the end of the tunnel is just ducktape, Japanese Robot pants, Conneticut Update: 5&2 with a 2x4, The Nutmeg state launches war on furries again, Troll 2 teaches us that titles often mean nothing (hint: don't expect Trolls in this film) and the most inane situation room question ever. It's big 10! double digits = double awesome. The light at the end of the tunnel is just ducktape, Japanese Robot pants, Conneticut Update: 5&2 with a 2x4, The Nutmeg state launches war on furries again, Troll 2 teaches us that titles often mean nothing (hint: don't expect Trolls in this film) and the most inane situation room question ever. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_010.mp3 yes Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST 2:03:05 troll 2, robots, conneticut, furries ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Cows attacks, Germans seek a sneaky glance, Vatican douchebaggery, Super-Ants are here and they wants all ur elektricity Speed Racer is GO! Christina Ricci is HOT! Not to mention a Sprightly Sojourn into the Situation Room. Cows attacks, Germans seek a sneaky glance, Vatican douchebaggery, Super-Ants are here and they wants all ur elektricity Speed Racer is GO! Christina Ricci is HOT! Not to mention a Sprightly Sojourn into the Situation Room. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_009.mp3 yes Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:30:54 cows attack, super-ants, Speed Racer, Monkeys ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Jeezo presents another Miracle Baby Giraffe, The BBC, Greyhound adventures, podcasting is not for therapy, Meteor Man blows our minds with awesomeness, The Situation Room, And much to our surprise Pernisek buses in to join us, again. (super-fan or super-stalker? you decide!) P.S. Is anything weirder than fan-fiction? Check the website for more on that... Jeezo presents another Miracle Baby Giraffe, The BBC, Greyhound adventures, podcasting is not for therapy, Meteor Man blows our minds with awesomeness, The Situation Room, And much to our surprise Pernisek buses in to join us, again. (super-fan or super-stalker? you decide!) P.S. Is anything weirder than fan-fiction? Check the website for more on that... http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_008.m4a yes Sun, 2 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST 2:48:02 miracle giraffe, jeezo, fan fiction, Meteor Man ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Shifty Swiss Mailmen, Swedish Chicks Rape Men, Smart artists less likely to be Schizos While Idiots go nuts, Organic Popcorn sucks, Scott Baio and Willie Ames run amok in the 80's romp Zapped! + Situation Room AND Mr.Pernisek Returns. That's value for your podcasting dollar! Shifty Swiss Mailmen, Swedish Chicks Rape Men, Smart artists less likely to be Schizos While Idiots go nuts, Organic Popcorn sucks, Scott Baio and Willie Ames run amok in the 80's romp Zapped! + Situation Room AND Mr.Pernisek Returns. That's value for your podcasting dollar! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_007.mp3 yes Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:00:00 EST 2:09:40 Zapped!, situation room, scott baio, willie ames ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The Ants+Mice+Machines=chaos, Furies (again), The Christian Sci-Fi epic "Time Changer" teaches us the evils of being a moral person, The Situation Room, Special guest co-host Jonathon Pernisek, 5&2 Jeezo! The Ants+Mice+Machines=chaos, Furies (again), The Christian Sci-Fi epic "Time Changer" teaches us the evils of being a moral person, The Situation Room, Special guest co-host Jonathon Pernisek, 5&2 Jeezo! http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_006.mp3 yes Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:00:00 EST 2:15:16 time changer, situation room, furies, christain ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Ants vs Humans, The 4th of July, Furry Oppression in Connecticut, The Prequel to “LOST” 1989’s “Road House”, “The Situation Room”, and Special Treats. Ants vs Humans, The 4th of July, Furry Oppression in Connecticut, The Prequel to “LOST” 1989’s “Road House”, “The Situation Room”, and Special Treats. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_005.mp3 yes Sun, 5 Jul 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:51:54 road house, situation room, ants, 4th of July ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Awkward Theater Adventures, Sparkly Vampires get their comeuppance in “Twilight”, and a return to “The Situation Room” sans Wolf Blitzer. Awkward Theater Adventures, Sparkly Vampires get their comeuppance in “Twilight”, and a return to “The Situation Room” sans Wolf Blitzer. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_004.mp3 yes Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:47:06 vampires, twilight, situation room, theatre ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions Privacy: who needs it? Bill Cosby's "Ghost Dad" and an exciting excursion into "The Situation Room". Privacy: who needs it? Bill Cosby's "Ghost Dad" and an exciting excursion into "The Situation Room". http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_003.mp3 yes Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:14:10 privacy, cosby, situation room, ghostdad ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions The NetFlix Rating system for dummies, Republicans and Furries, “Internet”, and Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher. The NetFlix Rating system for dummies, Republicans and Furries, “Internet”, and Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_002.mp3 yes Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:10:23 netflix, furries, dreamcatcher, internet ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) Ornamental Messiah Productions It all begins here, hot topics of the day are: The 2009 Cincy Fringe Fest and the greatest film ever made 1985's Gymkata. It all begins here, hot topics of the day are: The 2009 Cincy Fringe Fest and the greatest film ever made 1985's Gymkata. http://archive.org/download/Ramjack/Ramjack_001.m4a yes Sun, 7 Jun 2009 19:00:00 EST 1:30:22 gymkata, cincy, theatre, film ramjackpodcast@gmail.com (Alexander Green and Brad Cupples) My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-09aba0d9e64e26edba85ad68fceb69e5}