Razzball Fantasy Baseball

Parker Has Oriole Bats Saying “You’re Making Messick!”

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Fri, 17 Apr 2026 05:00:43 +0000

You know the GIF of Antonio Banderas from Assassins where he’s leaning back, exhaling and loving life? If you don’t know, don’t google it, because it’ll live in your head like mine and pop up every time you have a pleasurable moment. Please, blog, may I have some more?

One Man’s Trash: You Shall Know And Respect The Man Named Laureano

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 19:00:15 +0000

Respect has always been an interesting concept for me. As a Korean American, I was brought up to always respect my elders and people in positions of authority. In high school, though, I would see older kids punking the younger ones under the guise of the “system.” Please, blog, may I have some more?

Weeee Arrrrreeee Yooooouuunnnggg!!! – Middle Infield Rookie Report

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 17:39:47 +0000

Middle Infield tends to produce the most exciting rookies. When you think about it all the way back to Little League, the most athletic players play up the middle. When they can hit as well, that produces an exciting prospect, which leads to an exciting rookie. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Cards & Categories Ep. 135: Are These Player Rater Surprises Real?

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:15:46 +0000

In our 135th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer cover the plethora of new MLB injuries along with a few promotions before analyzing players off to hot starts to determine if the production is sustainable.

You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social Please, blog, may I have some more?

That Sal Folks Up The Giants

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 05:00:46 +0000

Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). Please, blog, may I have some more?

Prospect News: Tong Stoking The Fire or Can Hinds Catch Up?

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 19:00:25 +0000

White Sox LHP Noah Schultz (22) made his major league debut on Tuesday night, allowing three earned runs in 4.1 innings with four strikeouts and four walks at home against the first-place Rays. He’ll head to Sacramento for his next start before facing the Nationals at home in his third major league outing. That’s the place to start him for the first time, I suspect, if you’ve got him on your fantasy teams.

SAGNOF: Angel In The Outfield

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 18:00:49 +0000

When I think of boring players in fantasy baseball, I think of guys who are AL or NL-only roster fillers. Guys who get at-bats, but very little in the counting stats department. Guys with much more value in real baseball than in the fantasy realm. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Corners Reports: Will They Be Okay?

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:00:18 +0000

Last week, we talked about some hotter starts. Well, guys, not all starts are created equal. All of these guys were expected to do well and drafted in the top 100 in most leagues. Guess what? They’re not doing well. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Yanks Reid Det And Weep

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 05:00:50 +0000

Yesterday, Reid Detmers (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.18) pitched a gem vs. the Yanks. One small aside. One tiny note on that. One teensy, weensy assist that he received from Aaron Boone betting against the Yankees on Polymarket. Please, blog, may I have some more?

RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 3, 2026

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 19:00:36 +0000

We are into week four, and before things get too out of hand, I wanted to have a little chat about pacing ourselves through this grueling baseball season. No, this is not a PSA reminding you to mix a glass of water into your whiskey drinking (but do that too). Please, blog, may I have some more?