Razzball Fantasy Baseball

White Sox Hope Noah Brings The Bagels On The Scoreboard

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Mon, 13 Apr 2026 05:00:50 +0000

I should probably listen to the last three months of our Cards & Categories podcast with Jeremy and Mike and their Noah Schultz content to get a better handle here. [does just that] Wow, I should’ve paused at some point, I really have to pee. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, 4/13 – 4/19

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 19:00:49 +0000

Welcome to week 3, Razzballers!
It’s been an interesting season so far, and hopefully you are finding success!
Garrett Crochet is the start of the week for me this week. Dream matchups vs two teams in the bottom half of the league vs LHP. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Hitter Profiles: Early Opportunities

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 18:00:49 +0000

April baseball is loud in strange ways. Box scores highlight breakout stars and early slumps, while the quiet stats underneath often go unnoticed. These metrics quietly build, suggesting something much bigger is coming. These are the impact players hidden in plain sight. They may not be playing every day. Their managers are picking matchups carefully. A lefty on the mound might mean a seat on the bench. The counting stats lag behind the hype, and fantasy managers scroll right past them on the waiver wire. However, exit velocities are loud, swing decisions are sharp, and contact quality is trending in the right direction. Organizations are handling these young hitters carefully by limiting exposure and protecting confidence. That means platoons. That means 3-games-on, 1-game-off schedules and results that may look unassuming. For fantasy managers, though, this is the window. Because once the playing time expands, the buying opportunity disappears. The player sitting on waivers today becomes the one everyone claims tomorrow. This week in our hitter profiles, we’re kicking the tires on a handful of young hitters who haven’t made big noise yet but are showing enough under the hood to suggest big things may be coming.

Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 4: Lets Grab Some Burgers

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 17:00:53 +0000

I was really happy with how last week’s streamers panned out. It was nice to see some predictable results after a weird opening two weeks, and I feel like I’m finally back in the groove of things. What’s fascinating about streamers at this time of the season is understanding how to properly manage your roster. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Prospect News: Stash List #1: It’s Okay To Be Scared

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 07:00:00 +0000

1. Giants 1B Bryce Eldridge (21, AAA) Patience has been key to Eldridge’s approach so far this year. He’s been on base 31 times in 63 plate appearances, good for a .492 OBP. Over his last three games, he got on base ten times in 15 plate appearances and hit his first home run of the season. San Francisco is playing utility man Casey Schmitt at first base, and he’s not making many friends over there. Doesn’t make much sense to me. “Play your f*cking prospect!” That’s what Matt Chapman really meant to say that day.

Stat Chat: Scatman Plotters And The New Scatter Plot Tool

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 18:00:16 +0000

One thing to know about me is I love a good scatter plot. The sight of a bunch of circles plotted along carefully selected measures that represent the x-axis and y-axis, with oddly placed circles showing some type of oddity or superior achievement, and a cluster of circles showing some similarly grouped players or teams, has gotten my jollies for years. Please, blog, may I have some more?

Money Talks, Muncy Walks It Off

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 17:00:37 +0000

Aaaaaand we’re back. I know I’m late, but I saw they were doing baseball hitting and throwing in March, and the teams were all heavily segregated by country, which seems kind of wrong, so I thought I might skip this, but also don’t tell anyone, but I didn’t hate it? Please, blog, may I have some more?

Waiver Wire Week 4: Taking Ws

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:00:56 +0000

I don’t know why, but this week’s waiver wire article is full of W’s. We have guys like Walker, Warren, and Wacha in search of wins for our fantasy teams from the waiver wire. I wonder why weird wonders like that happen across the waiver wire, but who would know? Please, blog, may I have some more?

Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Fri, 10 Apr 2026 19:00:26 +0000

On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Please, blog, may I have some more?

Rolling In The Deep: Lifting Up Sagg(ese)-ing Teams

grey@razzball.com (Grey Albright) — Fri, 10 Apr 2026 18:00:09 +0000

Hello deep league friends, hope the fantasy baseball gods are treating you well as we settle into another wild season. Most of my teams are struggling to get out of the gate, and I’m already wondering if I should create a future league with categories like “pitchers who’ve never had major arm trouble suddenly announcing they’re getting season-ending surgery” and “on-field punches thrown but not landed while still holding a baseball.” Please, blog, may I have some more?