Gentlemen Scumbags

Gentlemen Scumbags 42 – Cornell Reid

Pantswise Media — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:53:56 +0000

Comedian Cornell Reid joins the scumbags this week to talk about Doritos tacos, truck nuts, and how being scumbaggy is now just life.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 40 – Ken Barnard

Pantswise Media — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 09:31:46 +0000

Comedian Ken Barnard joins Brido and Burns for a scumbaggy good time.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 41: John Roy, Patrick Melton

Pantswise Media — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:36:12 +0000

Burns is out, John Roy is in. Comedian and producer Patrick Melton is also chiming in. It’s a pretty funny show. Burns will be back in the next one guys. He’s probably going to be so fucking sexy, too.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 39 – Andrew DeWitt

Pantswise Media — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:37:14 +0000

We’ve got ANDREW DEWITT in the studio for the third time – the first third timer ever. And it gets pretty loud.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 38 – Kyle Kinane

Pantswise Media — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:04:22 +0000

Comedian KYLE KINANE is back on Gentlemen Scumbags, talking about Asians and more. It takes the guys about 35 minutes to get in to their Scumbag Moments of the Week, but it doesn’t matter. When the Mikes get together with Kyle, they make their own scumbag moments live.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 37 – Prescott Tolk

Pantswise Media — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 08:29:39 +0000

Comedian Prescott Tolk is in the studio. We’re doing our second show in a week. Can you feel the consistency? Burns hasn’t been drinking. Bridenstine hasn’t been drinking. Prescott isn’t an alcoholic. Natalie isn’t even in this show. We don’t know what it’s becoming. Next week we will be knitting. The return of BONE PATROL is here, you guys!

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Gentlemen Scumbags 36 – Nick Rutherford

Pantswise Media — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:39:09 +0000

Nick Rutherford is in the studio, and we’re all recounting our New Year’s Eve on his Party Bus. The Mikes are back after a long hiatus. We’d offer an excuse, but you should be used to our bad-boy behavior by now. Enjoy the show.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 34

Pantswise Media — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 20:05:09 +0000

The guys are in the studio with TJ Miller. Well, they’re supposed to be. He didn’t show up. But we will have him on soon. We think. Or maybe we won’t. Comedian and producer Patrick Melton is here as usual, and tries to round out the third chair in this episode.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 32 – Alana Johnston

Pantswise Media — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:53:45 +0000

Mike Burns got stabbed by his house this week. There were cops, and an ambulance, and all kind of phone call drama. You’re fixing to hear all about it on this week’s show. Canadian big-deal Alana Johnston is in the studio, being adorable, disgusting and funny at the same time.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 31 – David Angelo

Pantswise Media — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 17:49:54 +0000

The Mikes are joined by comedian David Angelo, and they’re talking about, well you know the drill by now. Bridenstine and Burns talk about a recent scuffle, Brido can’t eat good food anymore, and so much more for your entertainment.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 30 – Jon Roy

Pantswise Media — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 22:04:19 +0000

Comedian Jon Roy is in the studio, and the guys are doing what they do best – talking about all the things they’ve done this week that make them the scumbags you know and love.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 29 – Pete Holmes

Pantswise Media — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:05:33 +0000

The scumbags are back with comedian Pete Holmes. In this episode the guys tell you what’s they’ve been up to for the past two weeks. They barely get past crybaby sissy-boy moments this week. Lots of testosterone.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 28 – Beth Stelling

Pantswise Media — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 08:05:34 +0000

The Mikes are joined in the studio by comedienne – that’s right guys – Beth Stelling. A girl in the studio. Does she fit in? Does she ruin it? You tell us.

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Gentlemen Scumbag 27 – Mike Holmes

Pantswise Media — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 10:14:47 +0000

Oh, great, Like it isn’t bad enough that every week we have to make up some fucking nickname to tell the two Mikes from one another, but now another Mike is here? Fuck off. Mike Holmes is here. He’s a comedian. Great. I’m sure this is hilarious. Idiots.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 26 – Andrew DeWitt

Pantswise Media — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 11:04:46 +0000

The Mikes are joined by comedian Andrew DeWitt to talk about whatever scumbags talk about. There’s stories of pain and embarrassment, but you’re used to that sort of thing if you’re a fan of this shit-fest. Am I right, guys?

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Gentlemen Scumbags 25

Pantswise Media — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:51:36 +0000

Oh, if you think there is no wrestling talk, go fuck yourself. Mick Betancourt is in the studio with Brido and Burns, along with producer Patrick Melton, and their fat, sassy assistant, Natalie. The guys talk about old Chicago stories.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 24

Pantswise Media — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 10:56:26 +0000

For the third weekend in a row, one third of this here podcast is rambling on about wrestling. Brido and Burns say that the listeners love it. Whatevs. This week’s guest is Josh Haness, comedian and co-producer of The Josh and Josh Show on Thursday nights in Los Angeles.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 23

Pantswise Media — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 07:03:12 +0000

Ricky Carmona sits in with the Mikes to talk about things. One of those things is wrestling, but you should be used to that by now. Brido saved Burns from a fight last Saturday night. Burns bought souvenier Slurpee cups. Enjoy.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 22

Pantswise Media — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 05:05:49 +0000

Jesse Popp, recent New York transplant, new Conan writer, and comedian joins Mike and Mike to talk about his job at Conan, a little bit, and also a stunning round of Scumbag Moments of the Week. Enjy this one, kids.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 21

Pantswise Media — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:09:04 +0000

The Mikes are back with comedian Brendan McGowan to talk about wrestling, more wrestling, and, oh, more wrestling. So there’s that. There’s also some discussion about some other things, but it’s mostly just the wrestling.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 20

Pantswise Media — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:31:21 +0000

Remember these giant pieces of shit? They’re back. Mike and Mike catch you up on where they’ve been, and blame Patrick for the absence, among other things. Comedian Matt Braunger is in studio to add to the hilarity. The guys are discussing why donuts and naked breakfasts don’t help your relationship, among other trappings of pop culture and their decadent lifestyles.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 19

Pantswise Media — Tue, 10 May 2011 06:33:40 +0000

Comedian Pete Holmes is in the studio in this extended show, and the guys are talking about comedy, recording CD’s, and making fun of their Chicago friends. The show ends with an obsession of what kind of dicks the guys likes to see in their porn.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 18

Pantswise Media — Wed, 04 May 2011 09:37:24 +0000

Matt Knudsen joins the Mikes in the studio for this extra special extended version of Gentlemen Scumbags. The guys recount the events of a comedy show Saturday night, talk about the new Beastie Boys album, try some new McChickens, and get a lesson in promoting sponsors from Patrick.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 17

Pantswise Media — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 11:06:21 +0000

Ari Shaffir is in the studio, and the scumbags are discussing their recent adventures in Portland at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. This entire episode is pretty much one large segment of biggest scumbag moments of the week. Strap in, kids.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 16

Pantswise Media — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 23:51:38 +0000

Jonny Loquasto, comedian and wrestling enthusiast, is this weeks guest. Also appearing briefly on the show this week is comedian Al Jackson and drunk producer Patrick Melton. Apparantly Patrick and Al have been drinking for hours. Once they leave, the scumbags attempt to run things themselves, and it works out pretty well.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 15

Pantswise Media — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 21:18:59 +0000

Brooks Wheelan is this week’s guest. The guys are talking about cartoons, guy-girl nonsense, and their Wrestlemania party. This was probably one of the scumbaggiest moments in the history of time. The guys also dive in to a Taco Bell $5 box and enjoy soggy Mexican food.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 14

Pantswise Media — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:14:04 +0000

Brido and Burns are joined in the studio by Rory Scovel. They’re talking about Wrestlemania – a little too much, if you want to be honest. There’s other stuff, like a prank, and some Bone Patrol things, but seriously, there’s ten minutes in the middle where you can totally go make a sandwich or get a hummer from a lady friend.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 13

Pantswise Media — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:04:49 +0000

Brido and Burns are sitting down with comedian Cornell Reid, and producer/comedian/whiny bitch Patrick Melton to talk about their biggest scumbag moments of the week and their crybaby sissy-boy moments as well. And they eat more fish. Because of the lent thing. Just listen.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 12

Pantswise Media — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:54:32 +0000

Brido and Burns, the new name of the show, is back with this special Catholic-friendly show. The guys are eating Filet O Fish from McDonald’s for Lent. They don’t even know what that means. Fish from McDonald’s has nothing to do with God. Also sitting in on this show, comedian Sean Patton. You will watch, and you will enjoy it.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 11

Pantswise Media — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 08:48:57 +0000

Brido and Burnsy are back and they’re sitting with comedian Karl Hess and comedian producer Patrick Melton. Brido is berating Patrick for his heavy-handed producing, and the guys are talking about Domino’s new chicken, as well as discussing why they are the giant pieces of shit that they proudly proclaim on a weekly basis.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 10

Pantswise Media — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 06:29:13 +0000

The Mikes are back this week with comedian friend Mike Holmes. Because, yeah, why not add another fucking Mike to the show to make it super confusing for you, the listener. This show has lots of funny stuff, but the Bone Patrol segment will have you laughing your ass off as the guys explain how to breech the subject of sex with your partner.

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Gentlement Scumbags 9

Pantswise Media — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:46:26 +0000

Mike and Mike are back with a hilarious show for your earholes. On this episode, the guys tackle the uniquely foul Hot Pockets SideShots biscuit/dough/sandwich/pocket things. They tell you what they think about them, and it isn’t good. There’s all the usual stuff, as well, including a dramatic reading of drunk texts, and some Asian racism. Guest James Adomian. Download it and subscribe.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 8

Pantswise Media — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:37:33 +0000

Back to their evening schedule, the scumbags have returned with a great show for your ass. Mike Burns is telling you tips from Cosmo about how to be naked more often, and guest Kyle Kinane points out that it sounds like the tips were written by a fat girl. Mike Bridenstine makes fun of a news reporter that may or may not have had a stroke live on the air. You will like it. Or not. Download it and subscribe.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 7

Pantswise Media — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 10:43:59 +0000

It’s early morning in the studio for the Scumbags – around 10am. But that isn’t going to stop them from bringing you their specific brand of scumbaggery. The guys are joined in the studio by comedian Andrew DeWitt, who shares some pre-pubescent sexual experiences that will leave you tickled with pleasure. The guys also discuss a chubby men’s porn site, eat a cheese-and-jalapeno-infused burger, review the Super Bowl, and harp on about a girlie drink. Download it and subscribe.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 6

Pantswise Media — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 07:18:22 +0000

The boys are back, and they’re shaking off the rust by revealing to you their Scumbag Moments of the Week. Mike Bridenstine did his laundry – all of it – for the first time, well, ever. The guys go to town on the Taco Bell Quad Steak Burrito. Mike Burns eats his slowly, because he is, after all, a gentlemen. Thing get wrapped up with sports talk and sex tips from men, but really from women.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 5

Pantswise Media — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 10:54:54 +0000

Another prequel edition of Gentlemen Scumbags, featuring comedians Mike Bridenstine and Mike Burns. The duo talk about what it means to be a scumbag, share their scumbag moments of the week, and familiarize listeners with their style. These shows are transplanted from the early days of the Gentlemen Scumbags show, recorded at their comedy.com studio.

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Gentlemen Scumbags 4

Pantswise Media — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 10:53:41 +0000

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Gentlemen Scumbags 3

Pantswise Media — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:48:08 +0000

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Gentlemen Scumbags 2

Pantswise Media — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 09:35:11 +0000

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Gentlemen Scumbags 1

Pantswise Media — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 03:49:14 +0000

The innagural episode of Gentlemen Scumbags, featuring comedians Mike Bridenstine and Mike Burns. The duo talk about what it means to be a scumbag, share their scumbag moments of the week, and familiarize listeners with their style. These shows are transplanted from the early days of the Gentlemen Scumbags show, recorded at their comedy.com studio.

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