Don't Wake The Kids

New England Road Trip #1

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 00:59:00 -0500

Finally nearly a year after the trip, you're getting to hear the first part of Randall's road trip in New England with Tom. Enjoy!

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Vegas Baby!

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 18:54:20 -0500

Randall is back and ready to party! After nearly a year since the last episode was released, a lot has changed. Jump in and catch up - plus your favorite segments.

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Real News or Fake News:
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Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean

Ming Chen (Comic Book Men)

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 22:05:19 -0500

This is Randall’s favorite podcast episode he has ever done! Him and Tom from the MetalLoud YouTube channel and podcast drove up to New Jersey to record at A Shared Universe PodcaStudio and was joined by Comic Book Man Ming Chen!

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Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean

Hip Hop Genie

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:12:16 -0500

Jacob of the Refund Theater Podcast and YouTube Channel joins Randall again for his first segment show!
Taco Bell farts in bed, new puppies, men getting pedicures, and lots of movie talk make for a fast paced, funny conversation.

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Real News or Fake News: Boy has surgery to remove 39 magnetic balls from penis

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Playboy Advisor: Sex Education

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Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean
Segment Intros by Hundred Suns guitarist Chis LeMasters

Sport Mode

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 00:00:00 -0500

Randall started a Norma Jean fan group on Facebook: Normachine: A Norma Jean Fan Club
He also started a new job, got a vasectomy, and got kicked in the nuts the next day!

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Real News or Fake News: o MTV Announces Drastic Programming Change – They’re Going Back to Music Videos!

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Featured video, Randall's story: 'Seven Days: The Complete Story'' | EXCLUSIVE CLASSIC STORY FROM THE VAULT

Playboy Advisor: Can an opened champagne bottle be re-corked?

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Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean
Segment Intros by Hundred Suns guitarist Chis LeMasters

New Beginning

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 00:00:00 -0500

After a long five and a half months off, DWTK is coming back in a big bad way! This short episode is full of updates and expectations of the bright future of the podcast. Also the introduction of the new segment intros by Chris LeMasters of the band Hundred Suns. It's not all work though! The episode ends with a fun dad story.

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'90's Music Trivia

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 06:46:01 -0500

Randall loses his shorts, Randall's 5 year old daughter gives driving advice, Chris has an important question about kiddie pools, and aged urine psychos are all topics of conversation this week! Chris and Randall also go head to head in some 90's music trivia.

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Parenting Advice

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Some People's Kids, Man

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 00:00:00 -0500

Messing with credit card scammers, expensive wallets, the VA takes their sweet ass time, giant African land snails, Randall's son pooping on the garage floor, and Chris explains why his nickname for several years was "Butters."

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Real News or Fake News: Former Google CEO Says Killer Robots Are Just a Decade or Two Away

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Playboy Advisor: Does simultaneous orgasm increase likelihood of pregnancy?

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Chloroform Is Not The Answer

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 00:00:00 -0500

Chris and Randall tell a few stories including accidentally insulting a (very) short lady in Walmart and Chris takes the US Citizenship Test.

Parenting advice: How much chloroform is the correct amount?

Real News or Fake News: Prison Bans Game of Thrones Books

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Don't Pee On Cheetos

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 23:59:45 -0500

Randall is joined by his Brother-In-Officer-of-the-Law Josh to talk about killing bears with blowdarts and other important life lessons in this week's segmented show! Bonus: Josh was also stationed in Okinawa, Japan and is able to give his perspective on the Banana Show.

Parenting advice: how to potty train a boy

Real News or Fake News: Mexican Police Force Armed with Slingshots After Guns Confiscated

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Merch Contest and Storytime Mini

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:00:00 -0500

This week Randall takes it solo to talk about the new Don't Wake The Kids merch store and a new contest.

Stay tuned for the end of the episode for a fun story-time with JR as he reads Martha Speaks by Susan Meddaugh to his daughters

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Vasectomy Hilarity

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 00:00:54 -0500

----more----

Chris is back! This week we skip the segments and just get gown to the nitty gritty for a while.

Randall gets his bike stolen
92 year old lady has the worst luck
Chris is scared to death of robots
Monsanto & Bayer merger
Randall's vasectomy consultation

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Stan Soultaire - Holy Smokes!

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 23:48:29 -0500

Part 2 of the DWTK Summer of Music features guitarist/vocalist of the band Holy Smokes!, Stanley Soultaire. Randall and Stan go way back so there is a lot of great moments in this episode to psycho-analyze if you’re into that sort of thing. Also as a bonus, at the end of what turned into the longest episode in many months, you can check out the Holy Smokes! song Escapement.

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Jimmy Reeve - Harvester

Tue, 22 May 2018 01:17:28 -0500

Randall brings the vocalist of the band Harvester, Jimmy Reeve, into the studio to talk about their new record "No Bastards" and upcoming tour with Norma Jean and '68. In what turned into the best interview on DWTK, Jimmy brought a lot of fun into Snowball Studio 37: from talking about Harvester's music to planning for the future, this was a wild ride so put on your seatbelt, grab the "oh shit" handle and push play!

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Poopidy Scoop is Rock Bottom

Tue, 15 May 2018 23:41:44 -0500

Randall goes on an angry rant about shitty business practices and challenges Chris to defend Kanye West's latest single "Lift Yourself."

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Donuts Everywhere!

Wed, 09 May 2018 00:26:13 -0500

Chris is back for his second episode as cohost! We are back with another segmented show with a couple stories from their adolescense including Randall's favorite story (and possibly the best prank ever pulled).

Greated Prank Ever Pulled: There are donuts everywhere!

The Edwards Uppercut

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Grounded, Lost in the Woods, and Return of the Segments

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 23:47:57 -0500

In effort to get back to weekly episodes, DWTK has a new cohost! Welcome Chris to the show as we tell a few stories from our childhood and then jump back into segments.

Randall, Chris, and a few other friends sneaking to Dallas to go to Six Flags, without parental permission.

Randall getting lost in the woods with Chris's high school girlfriend.

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Real News or Fake News:
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Actress Kathy Corpus

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 03:40:35 -0500

*Episode 4 of DWTK Movie/Television Industry Series*
This week is a very special episode featuring an interview with actress, martial artist, stunt woman Kathy Corpus. Kathy stars in Neil Breen's Pass Thru. After joining the guys of the Refund Theater podcast watching and reviewing Pass Thru, Randall felt it very necessary to speak with someone who got to work with Mr. Breen. We learn a lot about the genius behind such a classic film!

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Lady Farts

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 00:57:00 -0500

Another solo show! Randall is back after an extended paternity leave following the birth of his FINAL kid.

After a few short stories (Emirsyn attempting to count to 10 in Spanish and Reese's first swear words plus Randall's new toy), he calls a few listeners to follow up a poll no Facebook and Twitter.
Call #1 is with a friend of a listener...lady farts, sweating, and her friend's antics are all topics of conversation. Okay, maybe conversation is pushing it. It was more of a monologue...
Call #2 is with listener JR...more kid stories, Coheed and Cambria, Disney World, MTV's Made, and celebrity encounters make this an interesting call.

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The Banana Show

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:38:27 -0500

It's a solo show! Short and sweet this week as Randall tells a few stories:

-His first MRI experience.
-How using a spray bottle can get your kid to shut up
-How hard it is to spend a free $100 on bespokepost.com

-And by request for this special Valentine's Day, he tells his story of The Okinawa Banana Show

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Short and Shit

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 23:34:27 -0500

Jon and mostly Randall have a little too much to drink...Jon begins telling a story before it all goes downhill. You'll have to listen to understand...

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Black Mirror: Arkangel

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 02:06:55 -0500

Black Mirror season 4 episode 2 Arkangel is the topic of the week! Part 2 of the 6 part Black Mirror season 4 series is full of uncomfortable moments as Randall and Jon give their insight of this new classic Black Mirror episode.

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Black Mirror: USS Callister

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 01:48:26 -0500

Jon is back with Randall in Snowball Studio 37 where they dive head first into Black Mirror season 4! Starting this week with episode 1 USS Callister, sit back and enjoy the ride as they go through the entire episode giving their insight and commentary for a full hour and half.

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Kung Fury with Jacob Cotner from Refund Theater

Thu, 28 Dec 2017 00:56:32 -0500

As a continuation of Episode 41 with Jacob Cotner of the podcast Refund Theater and the band Anything or Everything, this is a quick recap/review of the YouTube sensational flick Kung Fury. SPOILERS galore, but you don't have to worry about it...it'd still be awesome even after being spoiled if you haven't seen it!

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Refund Theater & Anything or Everything: Jacob Cotner

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 17:50:53 -0500

Jon takes the week off as Randall sits down with Jacob Cotner of the podcast Refund Theater and the band Anything or Everything. So much fun was had in this conversation that after an hour they decided to cut and do another short episode to come in at #42.

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Will You Press The Button?

Wed, 06 Dec 2017 00:09:30 -0500

Randall and Jon take a quick break from your regular programming to venture down the rabbit hole that is WillYouPressTheButton.com

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Lonzo Balls

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 01:01:00 -0500

Randall got to have a much needed night out to see Corey Smith and then a little karaoke with a friend.

Jon is pissed about how his phone is tracking his location.

Randall and Jon correct a flub of Jon's from episode #38.

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Real News or Fake News:
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Mental Health Revisit and Foreskin

Tue, 21 Nov 2017 01:01:00 -0500

Jon gives an update on his mental health issue as discussed on episode #22.

Randall describes how owning your own home can be a hassle.

The peaches are in danger.

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The Playboy Advisor....takes a turn you won't expect!

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Singer Sent Death Threats From The Deaf Community

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37 In a Row!...Kinda

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 01:01:00 -0500

More NFL News.

The guy's Halloween shenanigans.

As the Hollywood scandals are making big news, Jon shares a bit of international news of which everyone should be aware.

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Real News or Fake News:
Toddler Killed by Fidget Spinner.

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Almost Hallows Eve

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 00:01:00 -0500

NFL Talk.

Kevin "I was drunk, oh and also gay" Spacey.

Pumpkin carving and other halloween fun.

Tangents Galore!

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Jon Gets Ghosted

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 00:01:00 -0500

Jon gets left hanging by a little wrestler.

Netflix recommendations: The Babysitter and Gerald's Game

Randall's new feline friend, FN-2187

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Real News or Fake News:
Viral Chinese video game measures which players can clap fastest for President Xi Jinping

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Szechuan Saucy

Tue, 24 Oct 2017 00:16:14 -0500

Randall quits his liquor store job.

Nier Automata.

Jon gives his worries about being single for the first time in 67 years.

Kevin Smith is the greatest person in Hollywood...and the world for that matter.

Real News or Fake News: Szechuan Sauce traded for a car.

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Off Topic

Sun, 15 Oct 2017 05:12:00 -0500

Randall and Jon are back from their break and recording from Snowball Studio 37 for the first time! It’s hot as balls in the studio so this episode is short and sweet, but no segments. Randall explains how he rage quit his job while Jon does his best Switzerland impression. Winner and loser of the NFL cover song bet is announced. This episode was recorded live in front of a live audience via Twitch.tv/dwtkpodcast Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

Nothin’ Like a Shower Beer

Thu, 05 Oct 2017 12:17:00 -0500

After an unplanned break and a month after recording, DWTK is back! Real News or Fake News: Shower Beer doubles as men’s conditioner. Trending: #MyWeirdRoommate YouTube Channel of the Week: Great Depression Cooking Game of Thrones S7 Finale Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Twitter.com/DWTKjon Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

Take Two

Thu, 31 Aug 2017 05:02:00 -0500

After missing a week due to corrupted audio from last week's recording, this week is double the Game of Thrones fun! Randall and Jon get into some news, a really funny trending hashtag, YouTube Channel Dr. Creepen, and then two weeks worth of GoT discussion! Real News or Fake News: Driverless Car Driven By Man Dressed As Car Seat Trending: #badmotivationaladvice YouTube Channel of the Week: Dr. Creepen Game of Thrones S7E5&6 Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Twitter.com/DWTKjon Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

Lizard Man Eclipse Party

Wed, 16 Aug 2017 05:54:00 -0500

Exciting update on Jack Robin White from a previous Liquor Story. Mabel McSquirrel update. Real News or Fake News: Lizard Man and Sasquatch warning during upcoming solar eclipse. Trending: #DosAndDontsWhenPulledOver YouTube Channel of the Week: Mans1y3r Game of Thrones S7E4 Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Twitter.com/DWTKjon Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

Fail City

Wed, 09 Aug 2017 05:42:00 -0500

Jon entertains the world with a story of a failed conquest in his young/dumb days. NASA is in search of a Planetary Protection Officer. #InappropriateTimesToFlirt YouTube Channel OTW: Primitive Technology Game of Thrones S7E3 The Queen's Justice Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Twitter.com/DWTKjon Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

Solar Transparency

Tue, 01 Aug 2017 07:03:00 -0500

This week features stories of liquor store regular Jack White, Trump's solar transparent wall, #CanineRockSongs, YouTube Channel OTW Ninja Sex Party, Game of Thrones S7E2, and the best new twitter account: Isaac Grundle Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Twitter.com/DWTKjon Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

That's Not Very Punny

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 14:06:00 -0500

After great feedback, Randall and Jon tackle the second episode with the new format! Jon's drunken 4th of July antics - Nobody Kill Anybody in Baltimore - YouTube Channel OTW Yellow Brick Cinema - #comicbookamovie - Game of Thrones S7 Premiere - and new Dadvice! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

New Structure, Same Idiots

Wed, 12 Jul 2017 19:35:00 -0500

Randall and Jon try something new! In an effort to bring some normality to this podcast a structure is adopted with segments including Liquor Story, Real News Not Fake News, and #Trending Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

Snopes: Truth or BS

Wed, 21 Jun 2017 17:34:00 -0500

The internet is full of lies. In this episode our heroes go toe to toe with the World Wide Web of lies in attempt to guess which stories are real and which are fake via Snopes.com Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

Penis Inspection Day in Space

Thu, 18 May 2017 18:43:00 -0500

In this fun conversation things take wild turns from Jon giving out a shocking admission that would put most people in therapy, we get deep in space talk, and a good time gushing over our love for Neil Breen. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com

Black Mirror: Hated In The Nation

Fri, 14 Apr 2017 17:33:00 -0500

Finally after recording this 4 months ago and having a technical issue, Randall and Jon finish their discussion on the final episode of Black Mirror season 3. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Jon Opens Up

Sat, 18 Mar 2017 06:47:00 -0500

This week's episode is quite a deviation from the standard DWTK where Jon opens up about his battle with #depression and the causes and effects of it. Don't worry, there are still #penis jokes and the standard banter! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com Music by Norma Jean: Polar Similar by Norma Jean https://itun.es/us/l49Kdb

Excuses, Excuses, and Apologies

Sat, 11 Mar 2017 05:51:00 -0500

Back after a long absence, Randall and Jon explain why. Plus lots of news for future DWTK and much more. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Black Mirror: Men Against Fire

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 05:19:00 -0500

Episode 5 of Black Mirror Season 3 appeared to be a pretty surface level story until Randall, Jon, and Anna go through the episode and realize there really is a lot more to it than meets the eye! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Black Mirror: San Junipero

Sun, 11 Dec 2016 07:25:00 -0500

This week we are back into the world of Black Mirror Season 3 with the 4th episode "San Junipero." This episode is hands down the most fun Randall has had Podcasting up to this point. Joined by Jon and Anna, the 3 of them take a trip through the hearts and minds of two women on the brink of death and then into their "afterlife." Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

The Beardy 5 DWTK Special

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 21:43:00 -0500

Randall was a guest on The Beardy 5, a movie countdown podcast and since he lost this week's episode you're getting a taste of TB5! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance

Sat, 26 Nov 2016 22:18:00 -0500

Episode 3 of the Black Mirror Season 3 recap/review series is a tall cup of justice served up after a healthy serving of uncomfortable moments. Moral of the story this week: don't be a piece of shit! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Black Mirror: Playtest

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 06:13:00 -0500

Episode 2 of the Black Mirror Season 3 recap/review series is a terrifying look into the future of virtual/augmented reality gaming. Randall is joined again by Jon and special guests Sid and Jess from The Beardy 5 AcePodcastNetwork.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Black Mirror: Nosedive

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 18:36:00 -0500

Full pissed off comedic recap/analysis of Season 3 Episode 1 of the amazing tv show Black Mirror. Randall and Jon get angry in part 1 of the DWTK Black Mirror Season 3 series! Trigger warning: there's a lot of F-Bombs. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Halloween Mini: Alamo Christian Ministries Cult and Paranormal Activity

Tue, 18 Oct 2016 05:00:00 -0500

This is a special Halloween episode. Randall tells a true personal story involving the possibility of the paranormal and the Tony Alamo Christian Ministries cult. Keep listening after the wrap for a little bonus content! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Jeff King, Sound Engineer @ Skywalker Sound

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 18:57:00 -0500

*Episode 3 of DWTK Movie/Television Industry Series* Jeff King joins Randall to talk about how he got into being a sound engineer in movies and working at Skywalker Sound. Jeff was also the drummer of hardcore/metal band The Handshake Murders, so they talk a bit about his experience with the band and how he got into it. In the end movies are the topic with tons of recommendations! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Alisha East, Production Assistant

Fri, 26 Aug 2016 17:45:00 -0500

*Episode 2 of DWTK Movie/Television Industry Series* Alisha East (The Veil, Grandfathered, State of Affairs) talks to Randall about what it's like being a production assistant and gives advice on getting into the industry, as well as what it's like coming from a small southern town. Big theme in this episode is to follow your dreams! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Jay Lender & Micah Wright Cowriters/Codirectors of They're Watching

Wed, 17 Aug 2016 18:32:00 -0500

*Episode 1 of DWTK Movie/Television Industry series* Jay Lender (SpongeBob SquarePants, Hey Arnold) and Micah Wright (Call of Duty: Black Ops II, The Angry Beavers) talk to Randall about their new comedy/horror film They're Watching and what it is like to transition from animation/video games into live action filmmaking. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

The Winds of Winter - Game of Thrones S6 Finale

Fri, 01 Jul 2016 17:56:00 -0500

Randall sits down with his coworkers Jon and Josh to discuss the EPIC season 6 finale of Game of Thrones! As they work their way chronologically through the entire episode they give their thoughts and opinions on every awesome detail of the greatest episode in TV history. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Tour Wives ft. Wives of Norma Jean and Stray From The Path Members

Wed, 22 Jun 2016 03:27:00 -0500

Randall and his wife Amy sit down with Rachel Putman (Vocalist Cory Brandan's wife), Megan Hickey (Guitarist Jeff Hickey's wife), and Cherilyn Williams (Guitarist Tom Williams' wife) to discuss what it is like to be married to a full time touring musician and get their advice for other couples in similar circumstances. Episode #9 is full of entertainment and great info for all! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Hate List w/ Chris Chancey

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 04:16:00 -0500

This week Randall gets drunk and makes a list of things he hates with one of his best friends, Chris. Hippies, Sovereign Citizens, Popcorn Kernels, and Batman V Superman…nothing is sacred is episode 8 of DWTK! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Game of Thrones w/ Josh Stewart

Fri, 03 Jun 2016 02:45:00 -0500

Full on Game of Thrones this week! Randall and His friend Josh sit down and talk about their thought, opinions, and theories of Game of Thrones so far in the series. Needless to say, tons of GoT spoilers in episode 7. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Emirsyn Amory - Mini Episode

Tue, 31 May 2016 17:31:00 -0500

The kids are awake! Randall sits down with his wife and kids, namely 3 year old Emirsyn, to get her feedback on their recent family vacation. The energy is high in this mini-episode! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

All Things Coheed w/ Cyndi Crouch

Wed, 25 May 2016 17:19:00 -0500

It's finally here, Randall finally gets to talk to Co&Ca aficionado and Cobalt and Calcium moderator Cyndi Crouch (@Cyndifferous) about their love for Coheed and Cambria! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Kirby Your Enthusiasm

Mon, 16 May 2016 22:35:00 -0500

Joined by Cody Kirby, this week's episode includes an interesting discussion on religion, Randall's writing, Cody's music ventures, and the introduction of Would You Rather; this is the most interesting DWTK to date! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Looney Lovegoods!

Fri, 06 May 2016 16:11:00 -0500

Randall sits with his wife Amy and discuss her obsessions, collections, and the several major friendships they have made over the Internet in the last few years Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

The Merle Experience

Fri, 29 Apr 2016 15:39:00 -0500

In this week's episode Randall is joined by Merle Nelson in which they think back on their Okinawa Japan shenanigans, German food, they talk about why they joined the Air Force, and snorting alcohol! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com

Some kind of beginning

Tue, 19 Apr 2016 17:31:00 -0500

Episode 1 is a beginning of sorts. Recorded prior to getting good audio equipment and learning how to really edit, Randall talks to Tom @MetalLoud about starting the podcast, learning photoshop to make the cover art, Norma Jean's latest tour and other NJ related topics, more Don't Wake Up The Kids podcast specific stuff, and of course Deadpool (no spoilers) and Star Wars (many spoilers) Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com dontwakethekidspodcast@gmail.com