ShortDoorNote.com - News and information about signs, signboards, warnings, joke signs, reminder signs http://www.shortdoornote.com The best, newest, and most important information about signs, signboards, warnings, joke signs, reminder signs for everyone - highly interesting and current! en-US ShortDoorNote.com Mon, 12 Jan 2024 02:36:31 +0200 16 Apr 2026 00:00:38 +0200 http://www.shortdoornote.com/img/logo.png ShortDoorNote.com - Signs, signboards, warnings, joke signs http://www.shortdoornote.com/?en-US Signs Signboards Warnings Joke signs Note: The pilot loves the stewardesses and also the birds. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1014395 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 13 Jun 2025 22:52:05 +0200 Child-free zone: Entry only permitted in a good mood. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1013709 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 13 Jun 2025 21:59:48 +0200 I don't drink to get drunk – I drink to keep my liver busy. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1007552 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 13 Jun 2025 18:06:09 +0200 Here, wine is not drunk, but scientifically examined. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1009241 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 12 Jun 2025 23:40:38 +0200 No adult games outside of designated areas. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1002967 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 12 Jun 2025 20:52:37 +0200 Attention, teachers! Can trigger spontaneous enthusiasm for learning and thirst for knowledge. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1012001 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 12 Jun 2025 20:39:14 +0200 Here men are allowed to really complain – women, please take it easy. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1010491 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 11 Jun 2025 21:58:13 +0200 Please don’t laugh – here football is played with heart and passion. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1013559 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 11 Jun 2025 21:50:31 +0200 Welcome to the center of feminine mysteries. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1010688 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 11 Jun 2025 16:56:25 +0200 Important: The lawyer defends cases with the conviction of a wrestling champion. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1012972 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 10 Jun 2025 22:37:54 +0200 Don't climb over the barrier, you little monkey. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1012331 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 10 Jun 2025 21:46:09 +0200 In the swinger club: Do not leave any hygiene products or personal items in the play areas. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1014210 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 10 Jun 2025 21:31:54 +0200 When there are a lot of visitors, we ask you not to fight over the loungers. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1011881 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 09 Jun 2025 23:17:01 +0200 Do not leave any works of art here – the toilet is not a canvas. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1007455 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 09 Jun 2025 20:51:51 +0200 Here, more patching than repairing takes place – but with style. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1008555 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 09 Jun 2025 19:41:10 +0200 Here, every misstep is just a step closer to the next breakthrough. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1014468 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 08 Jun 2025 22:17:14 +0200 Complaining-free zone for women – men have their place here. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1008153 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 08 Jun 2025 21:17:00 +0200 Note: The musician likes to have his flute stroked. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1002222 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 08 Jun 2025 17:34:16 +0200 In the swinger club: No eating or drinking in the play areas. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1008769 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 07 Jun 2025 23:59:09 +0200 Enter at your own risk – men complain about condoms. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1013622 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 07 Jun 2025 22:49:40 +0200 There are no lost travelers here, just spontaneous world explorers. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1010782 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 07 Jun 2025 22:12:53 +0200 Welcome to the realm of uninterrupted television time. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1005605 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 06 Jun 2025 23:44:01 +0200 No questions are asked here that cannot be answered with "yes" or "no". http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1014420 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 06 Jun 2025 22:50:06 +0200 Please don't trip over your own jokes here - the lawn is fun enough. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1010209 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 06 Jun 2025 19:23:01 +0200 Surgery with style – when the result is a surprise. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1004682 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 05 Jun 2025 17:57:37 +0200 Please don’t slide tackle here – unless you can do it in a funny way. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1011308 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 05 Jun 2025 17:14:32 +0200 Be careful! Here even the chemicals sometimes have their own plan. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1014588 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 05 Jun 2025 16:54:25 +0200 Please do not spit on the grass – it is afraid of moisture. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1004955 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 04 Jun 2025 22:03:16 +0200 Here teachers teach with heart, brain and a large cup of coffee. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1009644 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 04 Jun 2025 18:10:35 +0200 Construction plan? Flexibility is our strength. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1012552 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 04 Jun 2025 17:50:49 +0200 Be careful with spontaneous experiments – sometimes the chemicals are curious. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1009505 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 03 Jun 2025 23:41:56 +0200 Be careful: my body is so seductive that you won't want to let go of it! http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1010909 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 03 Jun 2025 21:03:45 +0200 Be careful: this body is so seductive that you'll want to touch it again and again! http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1009454 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 03 Jun 2025 17:38:39 +0200 Be careful, research is currently being carried out to decipher the G-spot! http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1013592 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 02 Jun 2025 23:25:52 +0200 Warning: The DJ mixes beats that are hotter than a volcano in summer. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1012093 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 02 Jun 2025 20:48:26 +0200 Attention! This is not surgery, but creative reconstruction. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1011564 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 02 Jun 2025 19:39:31 +0200 Important: The detective solves cases with the tenacity of a bloodhound. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1010050 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 01 Jun 2025 23:00:06 +0200 I get so creative when I shit, it could turn into an opera! http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1013549 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 01 Jun 2025 20:34:52 +0200 Please remain calm - no reindeer are being examined here, only females. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1014246 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 01 Jun 2025 20:07:35 +0200 Warning! The escalators are for dancers only – do not try to fly on them. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1013301 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 31 May 2025 22:45:48 +0200 Attention! This is not surgery, but rather exploring the limits of medicine. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1013163 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 31 May 2025 21:18:33 +0200 In the swinger club: No entering the play areas in street clothes. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1011717 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 31 May 2025 18:50:21 +0200 Please do not shake unless you are ordering a cocktail. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1010012 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 30 May 2025 19:10:35 +0200 Attention! Windows 12 cannot be installed on your old Game Boy! http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1006173 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 30 May 2025 17:17:23 +0200 Whoever keeps the toilet clean receives applause from all subsequent visitors. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1002808 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 30 May 2025 17:05:03 +0200 Politicians cannot change the climate, but they can produce hot air. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1006711 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 29 May 2025 21:51:17 +0200 Beware of the magic potion: beer! http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1007928 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 29 May 2025 21:40:27 +0200 This surface is so cool, it could pass as an architectural highlight! http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1007182 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 29 May 2025 21:29:08 +0200 Here you can sleep in peace – no nighttime visits. http://www.shortdoornote.com?en-US/Note/1011758 ShortDoorNote.com {EN-US0NE-WS01-0005-70FA-BCD0FABCD0FA} 28 May 2025 21:17:33 +0200 Warning: Hot cave! Contact could set your world on fire!
News and information about signs, signboards, warnings, joke signs, reminder signs



News and information about signs, signboards, warnings, joke signs, reminder signs

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