The Smashcast

The Pronunciation Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:15:00 +0100

Under the guidance of locals George and Phillip, Mr Smash enters the Czech Republic with travel companion, Bradders.

We visit the Turkey Project and while the word "Crisps" proves tricky to spit out, we address other pronunciation issues. Not only do we discover that Jane's from Essex, not Manchester, but Mr Smash unearths where the H&H Café owner keeps the sugar. Luckily, Oscar's feeling better.

We have Minty's Review; an ex-pat export reporting from Down Under; the camp weather forecast; sleep and the most smashful cricket commentator ever.

Welcome to The Smashcast

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The Groinal Sugar Café

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The Election Day Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Thu, 6 May 2010 17:30:00 +0100

After the last Smashcast's exposé on the failure of Mr Smash's attempt to take up exercise, in this very brief episode you can hear him exercise his vote. Listen out for the actual pencil scratch as he makes his mark.
Gripping stuff.

Starring Smashcast regular and housemate, Minty Colquhoun.

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The Chubby Little Loser Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:30:00 +0100

Needing exercise, Mr Smash tries a little jogging when he stumbles across a pyramid in the forest. The Wyse Man doesn't quite impart his wisdom while Little Becky wants to become a hairdresser.

The Digital Switchover leaves Mr Smash needing some paternal assistance and Mark Norman throws down the gauntlet to get his Scooter back. From Italy.

Oh, and there's something for the Michael Jackson fan in you too.

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The Christmash Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Christmas Past, Present and Future are featured here in the form of Ian Munday and Steve Tierney, Adrian Bradley and Brian Blessed's Yeti.

Indeed, Ian upsets the New Forest Ranger's children while Steve gets so excited that he plops in a helmet. Adrian meanwhile enlists the help of the NHS to Stop The Cavalry and Brian Blessed tells us that the Almas Giant actually exists. One day, we'll see. We'll see.

Also in this episode, The Wyse Man promises us a Christmas nugget to mull over this festive season and we feature Loopy's Christmas Miss, Wonderful Christmas.

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The Purchasing a Pig Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:30:00 +0100

Canada Chris is missing England. It's all about the bacon really.

Mr Smash explains the back story to why there's been an absence.

Obviously, he doesn't really want to go on about it too much.

And Sue Ryder returns just as we're about to head off to Zambia again - this time it's with an ode to 'Not Wrestling'.

Doctor of Human Genetics, Louise Harewood, returns to eat a Kit Kat and tells us what she thinks, while an acupuncturist leaves something out of Mr Smash's brown bag of yucky herbal medicine.

Meanwhile there's a broken arm, a father waiting to be answered and Steve Tierney surrenders as much of his dignity as possible as he tries to introduce his new son to the Smashcast listeners. Also, listen out for the Fifth Beatle Forecast.

It's all rather smashilicious.

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The Got Mugged Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:30:00 GMT

Being mugged in Bristol. Adrian Bradley runs for the Air Ambulance and takes part in a Jelly Baby Holocaust. Oh Mickey you're so senior, you're so senior you blow my mind hey Mickey. Pete Davis sings about Bacon and Eggs for us while we hear from Chris Powell. Doctor of Human Genetics, Louise, tastes a new Marmite flavour and Little Becky wants her school demolished. Oh yeah, how important is pooing? SO important, that's how.

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The Awful Elvis Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Wed, 7 Nov 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Includes Wyn Walters, a Postcard from Australia, a bleedin' terrible Elvis Presley impersonation, Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains and some other nonsense. It's all nonsense.

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The Glastonbury 2007 Episode Part II

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:31:00 +0100

Dame Shirley Bassey doesn't change her dress. Wanting to go home. Happy Birthday from Everyone. Lighting lanterns. She-pees and other toilet experiences. Spotting Kevin Spacey. The Silent Disco. Ewan snores. Mud. Food. Mud. Food. Mud.

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The Glastonbury 2007 Episode Part I

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:30:00 +0100

Pre-Glasto phone calls. Booze buying. Naked Kate Moss. Cheering the sunshine. Jacqui gets the beers in. Spaced Out Spacey. The Healing Fields. Lester's Magic Poncho. Meeting Mark and Maddy. Ladies in wellies. Mud.

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The Loaf of Bread Song Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Tue, 22 May 2007 17:30:00 +0100

Hoovering with Bucks Fizz. Old Tapes. Musical Youth. Minty's Review. Hawkeye at Wimbledon. An Ice Bath. The Smashcast tribute to Hovis Seeded Granary White Bread.

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The Cricket World Cup Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Starring Dan Manns. The Cricket World Cup. A funny GP. The Telemarketer Prank. Some old TV Themes to keep us interested.

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The Things Falling On Your Head Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Wyse words, Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains, Minty's Review, the Orkney Baa, people's highlights of 2006, squeezing glands, Broadband City, Guy's finger, the first quarter-millionaire, dipping toes in the North Sea, the Bingo Puppy Dog Song, Tom's New Phone, how to handle an aggressive dog.

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The Christmas Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:30:00 GMT

Zambia sings. Poor old Ann Treeve, smuggler's grass. Jingle Babies. Loopy Christmas Song. The Land's End Signpost. The Sugar Plum Flatulence. Who wants to be a Carrottaire?

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Loopy Christmas Single

The Just Before Zambia Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:30:00 +0100

Packing for Zambia. Curling with Pete Braithwaite. Meeting Chloe and her mini tour of Emsworth. Sampling at the Emsworth Food Festival. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains. Mr Bradley's Impersonations of Science Fiction entities. Brislington's Business Man's Next Business Idea (to the sound of Catalini's La Wally). Wyse Words. The Moon.

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Pete

The Iceman

Chloe

Food Festival

Fireworks on the Quay

The Rabbit Murders Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Fri, 1 Sep 2006 17:30:00 +0100

Waking up with Mr Smash. The Rise and Fall of Great Business Ideas. The Moon. Gwyn Walters' Ecology Today. The word 'Pipette'. Wyse Words from West Kennet Long Barrow. David and his Banjo. Monika's Moan-a-logues. Last night a beer gut saved my life. The Mark Weavers Beat Box. The West Country Rabbit Murderer. The Importance of string.

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The Gone Fishing Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:30:00 +0100

Over-excited Fishing Friends. The Moon. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains. The Sound of Leather on Willow - Dan Manns' cricket diary. Wyse Words from a wise man. Jim didn't fix it for me, thank god. The Pharaoh Song. Maggots down her wellies. Abandon boat.

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The Eurovision World Cup Song Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Fri, 19 May 2006 17:30:00 +0100

The Moon. The World Cup build up. Panini Sticker album swapsies. Minty's Teleportation thoughts Pt II. Gwyn Walters' Ecology Today. Loopy's World Cup Song. Eurovision Song Contest Heaven. Paddypod. Come on, Come on. Bardo, ahem.

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The McRoad Trip Episode Part II

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 17:30:00 +0100

The trip continues. From Aberdeen to Inverness to Drumnadrochit on the shores of Loch Ness to Fort Augustus to Plockton to Ullapool to Thurso and Scrabster to Orkney's Stromness and Kirkwall to John O'Groats where the two bottles of Grolsch were to be finally cracked open. Including: You Stag. Smashnav. Raw unaldulterated nature. Too much Lucozade for Steve again as he watches Sheep pass. Hairy coos. Fighting Latvian Fishermen. Random Ceilidhs. Steve Sings. Lazy Smash. And so much more. This mp3 file contains pictures.

Resting on the Ring of Brodgar

Hairy Coo

The McRoad Trip Episode Part I

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Fri, 7 Apr 2006 17:30:00 +0100

Smokey and the Bandit. Part 1 of a Road Trip in Snowy Scotland. Plane Food. the Moon. Minty's Review of Chutes vs Teleportation. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains. Guy Harewood's Baron Greenback Impression.

Orkney

Made it!

The Birthday Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Sun, 12 Feb 2006 17:30:00 GMT

Beatles Karaoke. The Moon. Canadian Chris's New Boots Story. The Depressed Hamster on Dogs. The Enormous Rabbit. Post Football Aches and Pains. Smashcast Book of Records.

The Smashcast Book of Records Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:30:00 GMT

Auld Lang Syne. Thora Hird conversational faux pas. Lest we forget those who have passed, it could be embarrassing. Hopes for the New Year? Going down the river. Nipple Hair. Most Pierced woman. Barking Beatles. Celebrity Big Brother. Football and bosoms. Welshman Gwyn Walters Ecology Today. Ricky Gervais Podcast.

The Christmas Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:30:00 GMT

The Christmas Edition With Gwyn Walters and His Ecology Today. Last Christmas on the Zx Spectrum. a Christmas Carol. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains. White Christmas, Yeah Right. Edible Christmas Trees. Past Christmasses. Other Christmasses. Loopy's Christmas Single [www.loopy.co.uk].

The Chris and Maeve's Messages Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:55:00 GMT

Chris and Maeve take centre stage by leaving multiple messages on a drunken walk home in Edinburgh. Loopy, the pop band. The Moon. Minty's Review comes from the kitchen. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains. GLC's Charmschool. Evel Knievel Stunt Bike. A new Father. Edinburgh Dreaming. The Loopy Popcast

The Isle of Mull Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 17:30:00 +0100

A trip to the Isle of Mull with Non-Tennis Player Tom. MacKinnon's Cave. Iona. The Hangover Fairy. Ronnie Barker, briefly. Monkaay. The Moon. Ecology Today with Gwyn Walters. Minty's Review. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains

Tom, just before he fell off the tracks

The Bulgarian Wedding Episode

Smash+feedburner@theSmashcast.com (Mr Smash) — Fri, 9 Sep 2005 17:30:00 +0100

Mark and Eli get married. Mr Bean. Karl Marx. Dodgy Dancing. The Party Coach. The Foreign Doctor Analogies. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains.

Mr 'Dancing' Bean

The Happy Couple. On the left.