https://howtoanything.ca Sun, 12 May 2019 22:16:28 +0000 Sun, 12 May 2019 22:16:28 +0000 60 en All rights reserved feeds@soundcloud.com (SoundCloud Feeds) A comedy advice podcast where three siblings teach you how to achieve the impossible! Have you ever wrestled with the big questions in life, like "How can I win my high school reunion?", or "Help, my brother already got my Mom 600 kg of paperclips for Mother's Day and now I can't think of anything else to get her!"? If you said anything to those questions, then this is the podcast for you! We're here to help, and though we won't always have the answers, we will always have some answers! A comedy advice podcast where three siblings teac… How To Anything howtoanythingpodcast@gmail.com The Brereton Siblings yes http://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000474674562-kaaw65-original.jpg https://howtoanything.ca tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/619663674 Tue, 14 May 2019 10:00:19 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-17-how-to-fix-your-podcast-season-1-finale 00:54:42 The Brereton Siblings yes Greetings! Sorry about the quality of the last one! It has prompted a lot of soul searching, and we're here with a new episode to close out season one! From this point on, you can expect a new format, which you will hear us planning and discussing here. This one has a few funny moments, but on the whole it's a more serious one. Thanks for listening, it's been fun so far :) Greetings! Sorry about the quality of the last on… Greetings! Sorry about the quality of the last one! It has prompted a lot of soul searching, and we're here with a new episode to close out season one! From this point on, you can expect a new format, which you will hear us planning and discussing here. This one has a few funny moments, but on the whole it's a more serious one. Thanks for listening, it's been fun so far :) tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/615383334 Fri, 03 May 2019 22:56:50 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-16-how-to-dress-for-every-occasion 00:40:38 The Brereton Siblings yes Hello again, it's us, your friends, and mentors. We're here today with a new episode, to guide your thoughts on clothes. In this episode, we each take a stab at telling you how to fill your wardrobe, especially if you need to survive underwater or in space. Hello again, it's us, your friends, and mentors. … Hello again, it's us, your friends, and mentors. We're here today with a new episode, to guide your thoughts on clothes. In this episode, we each take a stab at telling you how to fill your wardrobe, especially if you need to survive underwater or in space. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/597941238 Tue, 02 Apr 2019 00:00:00 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-15-how-to-be-a-thought-leader 00:44:42 The Brereton Siblings yes Alexa, play the X-files theme song. Thought leaders. They walk among us. A long time ago someone was born with the ability to guide our thoughts, and control our minds. This person taught the technique to others, who taught others, and so on, and so on. Now, we are all familiar with the hellscape we live in, where the common folk are dominated by a ruling class of so-called "Thought Leaders". Tune in to hear our take on this bizarre phenomenon, and also for some interactive Avatar-themed ARG clues. Alexa, play the X-files theme song. Thought leade… Alexa, play the X-files theme song. Thought leaders. They walk among us. A long time ago someone was born with the ability to guide our thoughts, and control our minds. This person taught the technique to others, who taught others, and so on, and so on. Now, we are all familiar with the hellscape we live in, where the common folk are dominated by a ruling class of so-called "Thought Leaders". Tune in to hear our take on this bizarre phenomenon, and also for some interactive Avatar-themed ARG clues. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/575522310 Tue, 19 Feb 2019 13:00:05 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-14-how-to-hang-out-or-the-obama-episode 00:49:16 The Brereton Siblings yes Why tell when you can show?! What to expect in this episode: a mostly unedited journey through what it really is like when the three of us just hang out together. Plus some bonus content at the end courtesy of Calvin. Please, won't you join us. Please suggest future episodes at reddit.com/r/HowToAnything or by tweeting them at us @HowToAnythingPC Thanks! Why tell when you can show?! What to expect in th… Why tell when you can show?! What to expect in this episode: a mostly unedited journey through what it really is like when the three of us just hang out together. Plus some bonus content at the end courtesy of Calvin. Please, won't you join us. Please suggest future episodes at reddit.com/r/HowToAnything or by tweeting them at us @HowToAnythingPC Thanks! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/570672042 Tue, 05 Feb 2019 19:15:51 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-13-how-to-make-friends 00:44:25 The Brereton Siblings yes Wow oh boy it's been awhile. This one took a long time because the three of us stopped being friends, but then we got separated in an enchanted forest. After our own journeys of self-discovery, somewhere along the way, we all learned the true meaning of friendship, and then I edited the episode. So here it is! Unfortunately we had already recorded, so none of those insights could be a part of this one. Maybe next time. We welcome your suggestions for future episodes on twitter @howtoanythingPC or reddit.com/r/howtoanything ! Wow oh boy it's been awhile. This one took a long… Wow oh boy it's been awhile. This one took a long time because the three of us stopped being friends, but then we got separated in an enchanted forest. After our own journeys of self-discovery, somewhere along the way, we all learned the true meaning of friendship, and then I edited the episode. So here it is! Unfortunately we had already recorded, so none of those insights could be a part of this one. Maybe next time. We welcome your suggestions for future episodes on twitter @howtoanythingPC or reddit.com/r/howtoanything ! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/556416819 Wed, 09 Jan 2019 16:30:06 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-12-how-to-get-good 00:47:14 The Brereton Siblings yes Happy New Year! Start this one off right, by fixing all your personal flaws, and also dabbing a lot more than you have been. It's good exercise. Happy New Year! Start this one off right, by fixi… Happy New Year! Start this one off right, by fixing all your personal flaws, and also dabbing a lot more than you have been. It's good exercise. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/545470740 Sat, 15 Dec 2018 20:31:41 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-11-how-to-get-the-job 00:51:37 The Brereton Siblings yes Oops. We done goofed. It's been a long time folks, and we're very sorry about that. The truth is, we were too busy with our JOBS to edit this one, so we ended up sitting on the recording for a long time. That's right, yes, we have JOBS. How, you ask? By listening to this episode and internalizing all the wisdom it probably contains. Oops. We done goofed. It's been a long time folks… Oops. We done goofed. It's been a long time folks, and we're very sorry about that. The truth is, we were too busy with our JOBS to edit this one, so we ended up sitting on the recording for a long time. That's right, yes, we have JOBS. How, you ask? By listening to this episode and internalizing all the wisdom it probably contains. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/522824385 Wed, 31 Oct 2018 19:15:27 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-10-how-to-win-halloween 00:57:11 The Brereton Siblings yes The real trick here is that I already wrote this description! However, due to a haunted ghost accident, that totally wasn't my fault, I have to do it again! Boo! It's the most wonderful time of the year! No, this isn't a trick, it's a Halloween special! Come inside our spooky podcast to sit beside the Sensoween fire, mind the blood and ghostly apples though! We've got all your hot tips to impress your friends and trick your enemies, just in time, as always! The real trick here is that I already wrote this … The real trick here is that I already wrote this description! However, due to a haunted ghost accident, that totally wasn't my fault, I have to do it again! Boo! It's the most wonderful time of the year! No, this isn't a trick, it's a Halloween special! Come inside our spooky podcast to sit beside the Sensoween fire, mind the blood and ghostly apples though! We've got all your hot tips to impress your friends and trick your enemies, just in time, as always! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/511844853 Wed, 10 Oct 2018 12:00:19 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-9-how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime 00:44:03 The Brereton Siblings yes Trigger Warning: In this episode we discuss and joke about murder and suicide at some points. The only crime I can think of is the quality of the last episode we put out! So to make up for it, we broke time-law and managed to get a new episode out in no time at all! Listen here for advice on how to ensure your pseudonym will be remembered for all of time! Also, to be clear, none of this constitutes actual advice, please don't commit any crimes! Trigger Warning: In this episode we discuss and j… Trigger Warning: In this episode we discuss and joke about murder and suicide at some points. The only crime I can think of is the quality of the last episode we put out! So to make up for it, we broke time-law and managed to get a new episode out in no time at all! Listen here for advice on how to ensure your pseudonym will be remembered for all of time! Also, to be clear, none of this constitutes actual advice, please don't commit any crimes! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/501557799 Wed, 26 Sep 2018 10:00:09 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-75-the-sound-of-berlin 00:02:07 The Brereton Siblings yes The beats are altered from "Bobby Drake" by BenJamin Banger with permission. These were the first beats I found when I searched for "free beats". The beats are altered from "Bobby Drake" by BenJa… The beats are altered from "Bobby Drake" by BenJamin Banger with permission. These were the first beats I found when I searched for "free beats". tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/500706090 Tue, 25 Sep 2018 12:00:09 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-8-how-to-nothing-part-0 00:53:54 The Brereton Siblings yes Hi guys. First of all, wow. What even happened?! This is a long one, and it kinda got away from us. If you want advice, it's probably not here (some is though). If however, you wanted to hear three idiots talk about the mysterious Sound of Berlin, conspiracies, raptors, podcast editing techniques, mournful dog ghosts, and regret, then give this a listen! It's longer than usual, so brace yourselves! Also, at least one of us was under the influence of recently legalized drugs in this one. See you next time with a real episode hopefully. Hi guys. First of all, wow. What even happened?! … Hi guys. First of all, wow. What even happened?! This is a long one, and it kinda got away from us. If you want advice, it's probably not here (some is though). If however, you wanted to hear three idiots talk about the mysterious Sound of Berlin, conspiracies, raptors, podcast editing techniques, mournful dog ghosts, and regret, then give this a listen! It's longer than usual, so brace yourselves! Also, at least one of us was under the influence of recently legalized drugs in this one. See you next time with a real episode hopefully. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/496091010 Thu, 06 Sep 2018 16:48:16 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-7-how-to-choose-a-good-online-username 00:39:27 The Brereton Siblings yes Greetings, fellow netizens! xX420Dong_Slayer69Xx here, telling you all about how to select a username that really represents you. Listen to this one and your enemies will cower in fear, and your friends will envy you till the day you die: killed by a person named "I_am_a_small_child". Greetings, fellow netizens! xX420Dong_Slayer69Xx … Greetings, fellow netizens! xX420Dong_Slayer69Xx here, telling you all about how to select a username that really represents you. Listen to this one and your enemies will cower in fear, and your friends will envy you till the day you die: killed by a person named "I_am_a_small_child". tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/488222988 Mon, 20 Aug 2018 19:33:47 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/hta-ep6-amusepark 00:45:44 The Brereton Siblings yes In this one, get ready to get wet and wild at Willy Wonka's Battle Royale Amusement Park (tm)! Ellie really wanted to title this one "Ellie's Big Dumb Stupid Rage Diary", but we didn't let her. Trigger warning: we mention throwing up in this one, so if that makes you uncomfortable, skip ahead! In this one, get ready to get wet and wild at Wil… In this one, get ready to get wet and wild at Willy Wonka's Battle Royale Amusement Park (tm)! Ellie really wanted to title this one "Ellie's Big Dumb Stupid Rage Diary", but we didn't let her. Trigger warning: we mention throwing up in this one, so if that makes you uncomfortable, skip ahead! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/477576654 Tue, 31 Jul 2018 12:00:05 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-5-how-to-survive-big-school-2 00:44:29 The Brereton Siblings yes College and University can be a scary place, but don't worry, we've got your back. In this episode, come along as the Older Brothers do their best to prepare Ellie for the journey ahead of her, and she shares her advice on how to fit school in with your packed schedule of anointment appointments: it's easy if you just remember the F.A.C.T.S.! College and University can be a scary place, but … College and University can be a scary place, but don't worry, we've got your back. In this episode, come along as the Older Brothers do their best to prepare Ellie for the journey ahead of her, and she shares her advice on how to fit school in with your packed schedule of anointment appointments: it's easy if you just remember the F.A.C.T.S.! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/472971708 Tue, 17 Jul 2018 17:53:41 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-4-how-to-have-a-perfect-first-date 00:43:05 The Brereton Siblings yes In this episode we tackle the big one: dating. Specifically, why and how to go about it, and wow, we really nailed this one. You can take this advice straight to the pond. In this episode we tackle the big one: dating. Sp… In this episode we tackle the big one: dating. Specifically, why and how to go about it, and wow, we really nailed this one. You can take this advice straight to the pond. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/467331516 Thu, 05 Jul 2018 14:07:04 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/episode-3-two-cent-advice-part-one 00:37:47 The Brereton Siblings yes In this special episode, we bring on a guest expert to try to temporarily replace our dear beloved sister. Give it a listen if you'd like, and another full episode is coming up soon (very)! In this special episode, we bring on a guest expe… In this special episode, we bring on a guest expert to try to temporarily replace our dear beloved sister. Give it a listen if you'd like, and another full episode is coming up soon (very)! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/452492103 Fri, 01 Jun 2018 23:09:23 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/how-to-give-the-perfect-gift 00:36:43 The Brereton Siblings yes How to give the perfect gift... just in time for Mother's Day! In this episode, we teach you ways to ensure that your gifts are appreciated, or even NEEDED by your giftee. But remember: giving the perfect gift is as much about the giver as it is about The Mother. How to give the perfect gift... just in time for … How to give the perfect gift... just in time for Mother's Day! In this episode, we teach you ways to ensure that your gifts are appreciated, or even NEEDED by your giftee. But remember: giving the perfect gift is as much about the giver as it is about The Mother. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/436510887 Wed, 25 Apr 2018 00:00:00 +0000 https://soundcloud.com/user-495062670/how-to-win-your-10-year-high-school-reunion 00:43:08 The Brereton Siblings yes In this inaugural episode of How To Anything, we come up with ways for you to win your 10 year high school reunion. Just remember, if you die in your high school reunion, you die in real life. In this inaugural episode of How To Anything, we … In this inaugural episode of How To Anything, we come up with ways for you to win your 10 year high school reunion. Just remember, if you die in your high school reunion, you die in real life.