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        <title>Rounding Third</title>
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        <description>If baseball isn't your cup of tea, Rounding Third is your half-caff, double-skinny, cinnamon dolce latte with a twist! Written for people who are surrounded by overzealous baseball fans (like us) that want to know JUST enough about what's going on to keep up with the conversation, but don't want to watch David Ortiz spit on his hands for nine hours.

It's like "The Daily Show" for baseball, except we don't have Jon Stewart, and it's only once a week. Factual first, funny second, 100% awesome.</description>
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      <title>Chase Utley is an Asshole, and the rest of the Post Season!</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2015 22:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Rounding Third is back! In this special episode of the program, we give you all of the coverage you need to know about the wildcard round, the division series round and who has made it to the Championship Series! (LOL, Chase Utley, you're not there!)</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Rounding Third is back! In this special episode of the program, we give you all of the coverage you need to know about the wildcard round, the division series round and who has made it to the Championship Series! (LOL, Chase Utley, you're not there!)</description>
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      <title>Episode 19 - Babies on the Brain!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2015 05:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>The Kansas City Royals knock up the town and a couple of kids make fools of themselves at Kaufman Stadium. Rounding Third makes its most surprising announcement of the season (no, we're not on #espn yet...) and the writer's all lay their wagers on who will make it to the World Series!</itunes:summary>
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      <description>The Kansas City Royals knock up the town and a couple of kids make fools of themselves at Kaufman Stadium. Rounding Third makes its most surprising announcement of the season (no, we're not on #espn yet...) and the writer's all lay their wagers on who will make it to the World Series!</description>
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      <title>Episode 18 - The Crying Babies and a Hockey Game</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2015 03:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>On this week’s episode of Rounding Third, we cover one of the silliest and most heartfelt promotions of the season, dive into the deal where MLB Advanced Media basically BOUGHT all of hockey, discuss whether or not the Royals or The Blue Jays are actually the bigger babies and provide you with up to the minute fantasy stats and gambling analysis as we ROUND THIRD into the final part of this year’s season!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>On this week’s episode of Rounding Third, we cove…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>On this week’s episode of Rounding Third, we cover one of the silliest and most heartfelt promotions of the season, dive into the deal where MLB Advanced Media basically BOUGHT all of hockey, discuss whether or not the Royals or The Blue Jays are actually the bigger babies and provide you with up to the minute fantasy stats and gambling analysis as we ROUND THIRD into the final part of this year’s season!</description>
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      <title>Episode 17 - Traders, Traitors and T-Swift!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2015 04:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Rounding Third has all of your trade deadline info here!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rounding Third has all of your trade deadline inf…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rounding Third has all of your trade deadline info here!</description>
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      <title>Episode 15 - The All Star Lame</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2015 03:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:18:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rounding Third</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>Let's face it: The only all star game dumber than The Major League Baseball All Star Game is the NFL's pro bowl. So instead of pretending like we think the All Star game is cool - we make fun of it for a whole episode! What did Airana Grande do to piss off baseball? What type or robots are better than others? And who WON'T be wearing a red cap on Wednesday? Find out here. THIS IS ROUNDING THIRD!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Let's face it: The only all star game dumber than…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Let's face it: The only all star game dumber than The Major League Baseball All Star Game is the NFL's pro bowl. So instead of pretending like we think the All Star game is cool - we make fun of it for a whole episode! What did Airana Grande do to piss off baseball? What type or robots are better than others? And who WON'T be wearing a red cap on Wednesday? Find out here. THIS IS ROUNDING THIRD!</description>
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      <title>Episode 14 - Lady Balls!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2015 03:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:15:03</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Baseball is about to get all shook up with the potential signing of French shortstop, Melissa Mayeux. Also - we apologize - The Washington Nationals probably haven't deserved all of the mocking we've subjected them to so far this season.

And lastly - is it possible that The New York Yankees will have to start using three digit jersey numbers? Will A-Rod's new number just be 13 with an asterisk?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Baseball is about to get all shook up with the po…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Baseball is about to get all shook up with the potential signing of French shortstop, Melissa Mayeux. Also - we apologize - The Washington Nationals probably haven't deserved all of the mocking we've subjected them to so far this season.

And lastly - is it possible that The New York Yankees will have to start using three digit jersey numbers? Will A-Rod's new number just be 13 with an asterisk?</description>
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      <title>Houston! We Have a Problem</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2015 05:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Rounding Third</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The Rounding Third Podcast is the only sports podcast on the net to cover The Houston Astro's database hacking with the truth the matter deserves. Who was behind it? Find out here!

Also - are you a white guy that can't jump? Then there's a minor league game you just can't miss!!!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Rounding Third Podcast is the only sports pod…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Rounding Third Podcast is the only sports podcast on the net to cover The Houston Astro's database hacking with the truth the matter deserves. Who was behind it? Find out here!

Also - are you a white guy that can't jump? Then there's a minor league game you just can't miss!!!</description>
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      <title>Episode 12 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg's No Hitter!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2015 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:16:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Rounding Third</itunes:author>
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      <itunes:summary>In this week on Rounding Third - we discuss father's day! I mean, not just buying ties and matching socks for dear old dad - but whose kids got drafted into Major League Baseball this week and which dads are hoping not to be disappointed?

Of course - we talk about Chris Heston's no hitter for The Giants. (I mean, we'd be in dereliction of our sports reportorial duty if we didn't...) The amphibious Pat Vindette makes his debut and then gets hurt... and just wait... did Ruth Bader Ginsburg throw a no hitter in Washington this week? (Spoiler alert: she didn't.)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this week on Rounding Third - we discuss fathe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this week on Rounding Third - we discuss father's day! I mean, not just buying ties and matching socks for dear old dad - but whose kids got drafted into Major League Baseball this week and which dads are hoping not to be disappointed?

Of course - we talk about Chris Heston's no hitter for The Giants. (I mean, we'd be in dereliction of our sports reportorial duty if we didn't...) The amphibious Pat Vindette makes his debut and then gets hurt... and just wait... did Ruth Bader Ginsburg throw a no hitter in Washington this week? (Spoiler alert: she didn't.)</description>
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      <title>Episode 11 - Bud Selig is Less Sultry!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2015 04:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>00:17:34</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>This week, we discuss the super creepy baseball equivalent of a doll house, "The Bud Selig Experience," as well as how Josh Hamilton is back, how The Angels aren't, and most importantly we discuss how scary are Jason Werth's mutton chops. This is Rounding Third!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week, we discuss the super creepy baseball e…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week, we discuss the super creepy baseball equivalent of a doll house, "The Bud Selig Experience," as well as how Josh Hamilton is back, how The Angels aren't, and most importantly we discuss how scary are Jason Werth's mutton chops. This is Rounding Third!</description>
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      <title>Corey Kluber breaks St. Louis!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2015 05:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This week on Rounding Third - we discuss how pretty much everything in baseball is some kind of record - including Corey Kluber's outstanding 18 strike outs.

Trade rumors are in the air and might The Mets land one Titan deal? And - who is the best Phillies closer ever to play in Pennsylvania? Don't ask the fanatics, because they don't even want to tell you.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week on Rounding Third - we discuss how pret…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>This week on Rounding Third - we discuss how pretty much everything in baseball is some kind of record - including Corey Kluber's outstanding 18 strike outs.

Trade rumors are in the air and might The Mets land one Titan deal? And - who is the best Phillies closer ever to play in Pennsylvania? Don't ask the fanatics, because they don't even want to tell you.</description>
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