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			<title>The Best Support Ticket I've Ever Opened</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://brian.teeman.net/images/thankyou_thumb.webp" alt="simple icon of a person bowing and saying thank you" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p>It's easy to complain about bad customer service. It's much rarer to publicly thank people when they get it right.</p>
<p>A parcel arrives late, a restaurant gets your order wrong, or a support agent gives you a copy-and-paste answer that doesn't address your question. Those are the experiences we remember, the ones we tell our friends about, and sometimes the ones we share online.</p>
<p>What we don't do nearly often enough is talk about the people who get it right.</p>
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			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 08:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>You Have Time. You Just Chose Something Else</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://brian.teeman.net/images/time_thumb.webp" alt="Perplexed man sitting in front of computer holding an alarm clock" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p><em>"Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time' is like saying 'I don't want to.'"</em></p>
<p>Whether Lao Tzu actually said those words is almost beside the point. The quote survives because it forces us to confront something we'd rather avoid.</p>
<p><em><strong>"I don't have time."</strong></em></p>
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			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
			<category>Joomla</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2026 08:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Making Laragon Pretend to Be a Real Domain (Locally)</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://brian.teeman.net/images/replicate_thumb.webp" alt="model of a man on the moon with an identical copy on a phone" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p>Laragon makes local development on Windows incredibly simple, automatically creating local domains like <code>myproject.test</code> with HTTPS already configured. But sometimes you need your local site to pretend that it is a real production domain.</p>
<p>This article explains how to make Laragon locally respond to a real domain name, including creating a trusted SSL certificate, without making any changes to the live website.</p>
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			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
			<category>Joomla</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 09:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Meet Grafida</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://brian.teeman.net/images/roaming_thumb.webp" alt="sitting on a patio in the sunshine on vacation looking across at the blue sea while working on a laptop" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p>Write Joomla content wherever inspiration strikes. Grafida is a free desktop app that lets you create and edit articles offline, work with multiple Joomla sites, manage images with ease, and publish everything with just a few clicks when you're ready.</p>]]></description>
			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
			<category>Joomla</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 10:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>If Joomla Could …</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://brian.teeman.net/images/athens_thumb.webp" alt="The Acropolis of Athens on a sunny day" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p>For the last five or six years I have spent a week every summer in Athens with Nicholas Dionysopoulos. It isn't a conference, there is no agenda, and if anyone were watching us from a nearby balcony they would probably conclude that we were doing very little at all.</p>
<p>We spend hours talking about Joomla, eating far too much excellent food and, every now and then, sharing a beer or two. It has become something of a tradition, and one that I look forward to more and more each year.</p>]]></description>
			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
			<category>Joomla</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 09:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>I've Been Hiding Things on Websites for Years</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://brian.teeman.net/images/secret_thumb.webp" alt="man peaking through a teared hole in a sheet of yellow paper" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p>I have a confession to make.</p>
<p>For as long as I can remember, I've been hiding things on websites. Not malware. Not tracking pixels. Not cryptocurrency miners. Little surprises.</p>
<p>Some people call them <em>Easter eggs</em>, but if you've ever sat through one of my presentations over the last fifteen years, you'll know I've always preferred <strong>hidden secrets</strong>. It just sounds more intriguing.</p>
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			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
			<category>Joomla</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 09:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>The Missing Laragon Feature (Until I Wrote It)</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://brian.teeman.net/images/laragonindex_thumb.webp" alt="the laragon site index with multiple joomla web sites" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p> A while ago I wrote about why I use Laragon as my Windows development environment in my article, <a href="http://brian.teeman.net/web/928-laragon-the-high-performance-amp-server-for-windows">Laragon – The High Performance AMP Server for Windows</a>.</p>
<p> Laragon does almost everything I want from a local development environment. It's fast, lightweight, easy to configure and, unlike some alternatives, it doesn't seem determined to consume every available system resource just because it can.</p>
<p>There was just one thing missing.</p>
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			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2026 08:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>When em Is Not Passive-Aggressive Enough</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://brian.teeman.net/images/sarcasm_thumb.webp" alt="women in yellow jacket holding fingers as air quotes" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p>Most websites are perfectly content with the usual tools for emphasis: <code>&lt;em&gt;</code> for emphasis and <code>&lt;strong&gt;</code> for strong emphasis. But sometimes standard HTML simply doesn’t capture the tone you’re aiming for. Especially true when that tone is somewhere between mildly annoyed and theatrically unimpressed.</p>
<p>This tutorial explores a far more expressive option: a custom <code>&lt;sarcasm&gt;</code> element, designed to make your text lean backwards both visually and emotionally. Because sometimes <code>&lt;em&gt;</code> just isn’t passive-aggressive enough.</p>
<p>Let’s build a <code>&lt;sarcasm&gt;</code> element that looks like italic text… but emotionally leans backwards.</p>
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			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 08:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title> I'm Standing for Parliament</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://brian.teeman.net/images/vote_thumb.webp" alt="silhouette of someone casting their vote in an election" width="225" height="125" loading="lazy"></p><p>After careful consideration, several cups of tea, and absolutely no pressure whatsoever from anyone, I have decided to stand in the forthcoming by-election in Clacton to become a Member of Parliament.</p>
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			<author>blog@teeman.net (Brian Teeman)</author>
			<category>The Web</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 11:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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