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#671: Q-pae

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 02:10:00 -0000

Q farms figs, Jimmy’s bachelor party, Bry and q play ‘Q-less’, fast food, communicating by flare, Walt calls Q on claims he can bring in a ‘high-caliber’ guest. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#670: Tinker Bell

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:24:00 -0000

Q turns 50, Bry has a sexy weekend, Trash can update, parade float death, Bob Barker controversy. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#669: No Show Git ‘Em

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 15 Mar 2026 22:34:00 -0000

Walt explains his mysterious nature, Bry rants, Tax mascots, Airport Plaza robbery, Prank gone wrong, Git ‘em is a narc.https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#668: Shoez n Tamponz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 09 Mar 2026 02:02:00 -0000

Q’s roast report, Girl Scout cement heads, Bry eschews tv for reading, Walt goes skating, joining the ‘mile long’ club, Git ‘Em reveals childhood secrets.https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#667: Evil Plus One

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 02 Mar 2026 01:29:00 -0000

Bry attends a ‘comedy’ show, couples vacations, Q roasts NJ, Plex pleas, Robin Williams, underwear duty. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#666: Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 23 Feb 2026 03:05:00 -0000

In the most devilish of episodes the Baron dispenses facts, the holy bible vs the satanic bible, satanic statements, benefits of being catholic, 3 potentially possessed men tell personal tales of demonic infestation. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#665: Pu$$y Cod

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 09 Feb 2026 04:44:00 -0000

Jimmy the Hair Guy joins to talk all things post office including same-sex hyjinx, fistfights, and stool samples. Jimmy and Walt traded some post office war stories. Walt brings in questions for newlyweds. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#664: Hermaphroditic Butterfly

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 02 Feb 2026 02:49:00 -0000

Q’s on top of the world, Sage is turning 20, Walt & Git ‘Em have a misunderstanding, Ming loses his tech skills, JTHG is pussified, new game: Con stories or Convention stories. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#663: Chinese Food, Chinese Problems

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 02:33:00 -0000

Yarn lady update, Q & Bry go to FL, Q’s a pigeon, Helen Keller:fraud?, Johnny Law calls to weigh-in on the legality of Walt’s prized possession and play ‘Git ‘Ems Gift of Gab’. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#662: All Apologies

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 04:36:00 -0000

In this explosive first installment of TESD in 2026, Git ‘em comes back from the brink of death and involuntary urination. Ming joins the boys to explain his apology to Mike. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t go well! https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#661: Incensed!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 15 Dec 2025 17:37:00 -0000

Git 'Em update, airport plaza scandal, Bry seeks marital advice, AI murder, Rub brings a game. https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/tesd

#660: Q Does It Again!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 08 Dec 2025 01:08:00 -0000

Thanksgiving, Git Em hospitalized, are Bry & Q callous, Woke Portland, fat news, more micro-peens.

#659: Walt the Pugilist

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 23 Nov 2025 22:21:00 -0000

Xmas news, Bry proposes an IJ prank, sports scandals, Q’s turning 50.

#658: Small D Energy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 17 Nov 2025 01:58:00 -0000

SI wants to secede from NY, Tom Brady is robbed, Columbo stumble, we Hitlearn TWO facts!

#657: To Live And Die By TESD

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 10 Nov 2025 02:59:00 -0000

Bry and Q travel, staff infirmities, dog cloning, public proposals, Karen lawsuit, Columbo, offensive Halloween.

#656: The 2025 TESD Halloween Spook-STACK-ular!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 27 Oct 2025 00:14:00 -0000

The guys welcome back special guest Will Rogers as they attempt to crack the greatest unsolved mysteries of TESD Town!

#655: Grisly Man

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 13 Oct 2025 01:41:00 -0000

Teddy’s photo shoot, Francine the cat, Bidets, Q goes soft, fatal familial insomnia, new game-Thinker or Stinker

#654: Mother Slug

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 05 Oct 2025 23:59:00 -0000

Tilly Norwood, Riyadh comedy festival, Bry & Q offer advice, do raccoons ‘feel’, TESD saves a listener, old rock and rollers.

#653: Vinegar Boy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 02:47:00 -0000

Dubai chocolate, Q meets everyone, robot taxis, Christmas, Christopher Meloni, a HUGE announcement is dropped.

#652: CUD

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 01:54:00 -0000

Bry goes straight edge, podcast commercials, S&M priest, cruise fight, Donny Osmond, old singers.

#651: The Geriatric Podcast

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 03:05:00 -0000

Baseball Karen, Walt gets TV shamed, War of the Worlds, Gay Siamese twins, top links, Walt brings a game.

#650: Vote Teddy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 08 Sep 2025 01:03:00 -0000

Going over the falls in a barrel, Oasis, Coldplay, ticket prices, Socks defies death, Jaws 50th, Korn guy, Bry is burned by Sonic…again! Teddy's entry form: https://www.jerseystopdogs.com/?entry=2764

#649: Fart Guy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 25 Aug 2025 01:24:00 -0000

Bry celebrates his 5th anniversary, Walt runs afoul of Asian youths, Vikings cheerleaders, Kennedy Center Honors.

#648: Moral Kombat

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 00:13:00 -0000

MORE green dildos, is Walt a femme, Stern show is ending, Gary Coleman, the boys play a game with a special guest.

#647: Catman

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 03 Aug 2025 23:06:00 -0000

The county fair, Sydney Sweeney uproar, fantastic 4, Naked Gun, shrinkage, Will Smith, the ‘Friends’ of TESDTown.

#646: Firm Marble T*ts

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 27 Jul 2025 21:52:00 -0000

Celeb deaths, Walt’s near-death experience, hot Gwyneth news, Carnival cruises, kiss cam part II.

#645: Supa’ man

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 20 Jul 2025 23:39:00 -0000

Ventriloquists, Tim’s wake, a CEO gets busted, Oasis vs Coldplay. http://www.ridge.com/tesd

#644: Funeral for a Friend

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 00:46:00 -0000

Bry, Walt & Q say goodbye to Tim the record store clerk.

#643: Daddy Tom

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 07 Jul 2025 00:57:00 -0000

Q’s new outlook, TESD stories retold, Superman’s importance to India, getting old and fat, Flanny’s Choice.

#642: Summer Camp

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 01:14:00 -0000

A great adventure is had in the deep, dark, woods.

#641: Truck Steak

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 15 Jun 2025 22:30:00 -0000

Bry’s domestic issues, Q questionable movie choices, Iran’s nukes, Q ‘meets’ the Fonz, India air disaster.

#640: Asshat to Asset

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 08 Jun 2025 23:12:00 -0000

Q falls in love, Walt and Frank covet Q’s fancy tub, Walt rocks out with the elderly, sports controversy.

#639: The Hail Mary of Hail Marys

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 01 Jun 2025 21:47:00 -0000

The curator compiles his favorite clips of the TESD Pateron

#638: Caws and Baws

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 26 May 2025 02:08:00 -0000

Walt receives a threat of a punch to the mouth, Git em is accused of sordid acts, Q busts out his fish nets and loses his possessions in real time, is Lindsay REALLY a hero?

#637: Heart of Dixon

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 18 May 2025 21:29:00 -0000

Bry goes to Vegas, concerts, a 13%er makes a grand gesture, ye’s new song, Walt makes a big announcement.

#636: Horseplay

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 12 May 2025 04:32:00 -0000

Q goes to the Kentucky derby, Bry goes to Vegas (maybe), reacher, Ming’s standup is evaluated, git em is back in trouble.

#635: Step Counts

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 05 May 2025 00:42:00 -0000

Horses, suicide of the week, stadium fall, Ming’s new biz, 100 men vs gorilla craze, Bill Belichick and his gal pal.

#634: The Wafer Hour

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 27 Apr 2025 23:47:00 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q help a young man navigate the treacherous waters of the mid-life crisis.

#633: The Gay Corpse

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 20 Apr 2025 23:53:00 -0000

Q vehemently defends 80s Heart vs 70s Heart, revolving restaurants, gals in space, microphallus, Tartarian Bells.

#632: Sherman the Scumbag

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 00:20:00 -0000

Q-West recap, Q is knee shamed, Git Em's pride is put to the test.

#631: TESD Presents Mukbang

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 24 Mar 2025 03:16:00 -0000

Feeders/gainers, Broadway, Sage’s prom, AI, Impractical Jokers, midlife crisis, office temperature reason revealed!

#630: Red Wings

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 16 Mar 2025 21:46:00 -0000

Q loses his party animal image, King Charles’ playlist, Walt the roadie, tv show romance, piggy art, musings on mortality.

#629: Comin’ in Hot!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 09 Mar 2025 23:59:00 -0000

A day in the life, Walt’s backyard, broken heart syndrome, twerking flight attendant. Go to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/TESDSHOW

#628: Keep it Unreal

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 03 Mar 2025 00:45:00 -0000

TESD finds themselves in hot water, Bry dreams of a life unlived, broadway, Walt suffers an ‘L’ at the pizza place.

#627: Just Deal

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 24 Feb 2025 01:20:00 -0000

Q gets weather shamed, Canadian troublemakers, Dank Demoss update, CBM days, Bry brings a quiz, Ye, censorship.

#626: Can’t Lyft This

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 16 Feb 2025 23:12:00 -0000

Super Bowl, Valentine’s Day, suspect animal videos, Jimmy makes demands, Jack the Ripper, conspiracies.

#625: Gopher It

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 09 Feb 2025 20:07:00 -0000

Q’s lunch with Chuck turns into a discussion about Jimmy the hair guy, Q plays trains with his dad, Bry brings some fat news.

#624: The Accused

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 02 Feb 2025 21:55:00 -0000

Would Troy investigate Bry’s murder, Pam’s book is published, MORE Blue October concerts, someone goes after Walt, Lieutenant D helps the boys review Git ‘em’s work performance.

#623: The Power of Three

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 26 Jan 2025 23:43:00 -0000

Bry, Walt & Q delve into the world of the paranormal with T.O.M.

The hilarity of farting is examined.

#622: Doctors of Podology

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 20 Jan 2025 02:35:00 -0000

Q returns from LA, Bry Walt & Q interview Dr. D to potentially become TESD Town's official (non-psychiatric) doctor.

#621: Savage White Elephant

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 12 Jan 2025 21:16:00 -0000

Wildfires, Johnson health scares, Walt finishes a project, Mt. Everest feces, Q can’t handle the Oregon Trail.

#620: Q Runs a Train

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 01:51:00 -0000

Superman trailer, is Bry a Karen?, CEO killer tattoos, Drones, Model railroading.

#619: Buzz, Buzz!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 16 Dec 2024 00:10:00 -0000

Drones, seasonal affective disorder, Bry is elder-abused

#618: Mad Diddy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 08 Dec 2024 22:54:00 -0000

Bry tussles with his toilet, Hawk Tuah rug pulls her fans, Healthcare CEO murder, Bry, Walt & Q take a “cool” test.

#617: Water, Water, Everywhere

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 24 Nov 2024 22:56:00 -0000

Q disses Bry, the importance of hydration, HOAs, winter ❄️ penis, underwater UFOs

#616: Pam’s Sex Tape

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 17 Nov 2024 23:46:00 -0000

Tyson vs Paul, Hawk Tuah, Walt pitches a biz, is Q out of touch?

#615: Pork Sundae

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 10 Nov 2024 22:38:00 -0000

Sunday Jeff goes to Vegas, Bry gets a kitten, the quest for the elusive young demographic continues.

#614: Hawk Q’uh

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 03 Nov 2024 22:06:00 -0000

Git ‘em offends, the guys brainstorm ways to draw in a younger crowd, a lion pees on an old woman, SOME people didn’t listen to Bry’s list of offensive costumes

#613: The 2024 Halloween Spooktacular

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 28 Oct 2024 02:30:00 -0000

Bry, Walt & Q celebrate Halloween with a special guest!

#612: Moe’s Revenge

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 21 Oct 2024 00:30:00 -0000

Killer chimps, Down syndrome bakeries, baseball, Q goes to Comicon.

#611: Flip Floppery

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 13 Oct 2024 19:56:00 -0000

Joker II, an ant asks for advice, the piss bandit strikes, AI will be the end of us all, Q takes a drubbing.

#610: T.O.M.

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 07 Oct 2024 22:59:00 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q delve into the world of the supernatural.

#609: Sarco

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 29 Sep 2024 22:35:00 -0000

Ming the Maverick and Brian Nashel join TESD to talk comicons, late-age rocking and rolling, Kmart closed, and talking points for married couples. Bry brings back ‘suicide of the week’.

#608: Bry the Pony

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 22 Sep 2024 17:49:00 -0000

Q gets a haircut, an ant proposes, Walt defends IHOP, Nashel rocks out, birth year envy.

#607: BQE

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 15 Sep 2024 17:49:00 -0000

9/11, Walt’s cruise, Q travels, Git ‘em gets a new job, Raygun, Dave Grohl, shirtless arrests.

#606: Aggressive Relaxation

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 31 Aug 2024 16:43:00 -0000

Q is free, Walt and Bry set sail, oasis reunion, Ray gun has hurt feelings, reincarnation.

#605: Robot Gerbil

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0000

Q gets COVID…again! Bry goes to Dabblecon, Kill Tony, does Q wear eyeliner, Alien, TESD advises an ant.

#604: Angel Boy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 00:28:00 -0000

Walt catches heat for liking a movie, power slapping, 80s horror, Bry has a good weekend.

#603: The Eel and the Lime

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 04 Aug 2024 21:45:00 -0000

Deadpool/Wolverine, the Olympics, cryogenically frozen criminals.

#602: Urban Rottweiler Jamboree

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 21 Jul 2024 18:49:00 -0000

Trump shooting, sad pet stories, Q reveres an arborist, offending alcoholics.

#601: Raw Doggin'

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 14 Jul 2024 17:53:00 -0000

The Git ‘em verdict is thrown into question, Walt & Frank 5 go on a road trip, Bry and Q go to Orlando, Wikifeet, Hawk Tuah girl.

#599.9: Looking at Infinity

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 16 Jun 2024 22:34:00 -0000

Q goes abroad, Walt and Frank5 plan a statue crawl, satanic kings, is AC rigged?

#599: Midget Volcano

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 11 Jun 2024 01:03:00 -0000

Bry goes to Vegas, JTHG lets TESD down, Q is out and about, Walt brings a game.

#598: The Fun Gauntlet

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 19 May 2024 18:56:00 -0000

A ghost of TESD joins to talk hangovers, clairvoyance, Q upstaging Laundando, & sexy school predators.

#597: Depruded

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 12 May 2024 14:45:00 -0000

Joe Imburgio joins Bry and Q to talk IJ bits, home ownership, are the space monkeys qualified to dispense advice and wikifeet.

#596: Tom Swift

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 05 May 2024 22:17:00 -0000

Bry & Walt visit the bottle dump, Tom Brady’s roast, hobbies, cats, Sage learns to bet, is Bry’s honeymoon over?

#595: Kojak Fever

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 29 Apr 2024 02:05:00 -0000

Tom Brady runs afoul of fans, Walt runs afoul of the missus, super-centenarians, Barry Manilow, Swiftie revenge, Breast feeding and cloth diapers.

#594: Sunny’s List

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 21 Apr 2024 21:06:00 -0000

The conjoined twins (yes, again)! Furries, Bry and Walt see who knows Sunday Jeff best.

#593: Hot Towel

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 19:50:00 -0000

King Kong vs Ghostbusters, OJ’s dead, Ricky Martin’s boner, pissy pants, Abby and Brittany get hitched.

#592: Never Surrender

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 31 Mar 2024 23:03:00 -0000

Negative internet comments, SI pride, baseball, Q looks on the sunny side, eel hijinx, Sage Channels Winston Churchill.

#591: No More Favors!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 24 Mar 2024 23:29:00 -0000

Ming the maverick joins TESD to talk podcasting, concerts, viral videos and million-dollar life insurance policies.

#590: Popobawa

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 17 Mar 2024 17:58:00 -0000

Two TESD residents vie for the position of Overkill host.

#589: PB&T

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 10 Mar 2024 21:39:00 -0000

A charity drive goes awry, TESD gives advice to the lovelorn, Willie’s Chocolate experience, the ants start a grassroots campaign.

#588: Mending Fences

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 04 Mar 2024 01:28:00 -0000

Q has a moral quandary, post apocalyptic TESD, Shane Gillis, Paul Stanley vs Dan Ackroyd, Frank5 recommends crummy TV

#587: Namby Pamby

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 25 Feb 2024 22:52:00 -0000

Bry’s going through his changes, hobbies, AI doom, Walt & Git em freeze their balls off, Bry, Walt, & Q celebrate ignorance.

#586: Kuhleegleeuh

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 18 Feb 2024 23:49:00 -0000

Super Bowl parties, IJ cruise, Bry hangs with fellow podcasters, Q & Bry slobber over Fatone.

#585: AP Law

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 04 Feb 2024 21:22:00 -0000

Q’s eye-candy status is jeopardized when John the sexy lawyer visits TESD Town.

#584: Top 5! Top 5!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 21 Jan 2024 23:57:00 -0000

An ant is on the run, Godzilla minus zero, SI goes belly-up, trains.

#583: Now! Git ‘em free!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:24:00 -0000

Git em gets the boot, Jewish tunnels, airplane snafus, Maribeth turns 30, Walt and Frank5 go to Detroit.

#582: Calloused Ears

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 07 Jan 2024 21:45:00 -0000

New year & Christmas recap, Q & Bry rethink their wave runner dreams, AI death calculator, book binding dreams.

#581: Q the Running Man

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 17 Dec 2023 20:51:00 -0000

Sage acts the fool, Q is impressed by his nephew, someone meets “Q” online, how much to get peed on?

#580: Mother Ducker

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 10 Dec 2023 17:01:00 -0000

What’s old? Blue October, Kiss, and Zombie concerts. What if Bry returned from the dead?

#579: TESD Angels

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 03 Dec 2023 23:00:00 -0000

Thanksgiving, Black Friday blind item, Walt gives up on Git ‘em, JTHG is named mvp.

#578: The Johnson Chip

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 22 Nov 2023 01:15:00 -0000

Q does LA, thanksgiving facts, Git ‘em surveils Walt, secrets to living to 100, Airport Plaza fecal follies.

#577: Human Code H

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 12 Nov 2023 22:29:00 -0000

Q’s webcam fetish, Robert the Doll part 2, Q faces a moral quandary, problems at Disney, TESD award categories.

#576: Double Puss-Out

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 05 Nov 2023 20:28:52 -0000

The yarn lady dominates Hazlet plaza, Bry falls prey to superstition, Halloween costume snafu, a new Staten Island ‘park’. Intro drum fill by Australian Ant Elijah Pogrund

#575: The TESD Halloween Spooktacular

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Walt’s fears and costume no-nos. A special guest joins TESD for their annual Halloween show!

#574: The Doffening

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 23 Oct 2023 18:53:11 -0000

Q attends a gala, crazy revenge, calling people lazy, taking on demons. Enter to win a Four Color Demons guitar!- www.tellemstevedave.com/amsgiveaway

#573: Ming the Maverick

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 16 Oct 2023 20:36:00 -0000

Ming joins TESD to justify his award. The TESD'Z season is afoot. Git'em's receipt controversy continues.

Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply:

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#572: Call Me Mr. Johnson

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 08 Oct 2023 14:55:36 -0000

Ming wins an award, Mexican space aliens, Brady Bulletins, Git'em battles security, Bry wants to break his face.

Enter to win a 4 Color Demon Guitar from American Musical Supply:

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#571: Stool Archeologist

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 02 Oct 2023 19:38:00 -0000

Git ‘em ruins the atmosphere, volleyball celebrations, Canada honors a

Nazi, Baby names, wholesome Hollywood.

#570: Nose Too Long?

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 24 Sep 2023 21:55:10 -0000

Jimmy the Hair Guy needs to prove himself, Q helps out the 13%ers, jet skis, Bry calls Git ‘em out.

#569: Brown Snakes on a Plane

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 17 Sep 2023 22:00:02 -0000

Walt’s rocking is nearly stopped short, right-wing flower shops, Bry is sent on a fool’s errand, Git ‘em and Frank 5 go on a date.

#568: Days of our Lives

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 09 Sep 2023 16:07:27 -0000

Criminal skill sets, TESD plans to rock, Q experiences a tragedy, the guys Hitlearn something. ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#567: Little Chippy (abridged)

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 25 Aug 2023 01:02:06 -0000

After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a convoluted flea marketing code, Walt ODing, Q falling in love, and fat news. This episode is sponsored by Care/Of.

#566: North of the Border

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 11 Aug 2023 17:30:41 -0000

Q tells a harrowing tale AND gets bullied! An OG ant suffers a devastating loss, Bry, Walt, and Git ‘em go to a micro wrestling match. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#565: TESD’s Life of Bryan

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 25 Jul 2023 00:52:22 -0000

Q rocks out, Bry gets ‘free’ soup, Maribeth’s Onlyfans, is Fat Boy Summer in peril, Troy weighs in on the Gilgo Beach killer. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#564: Son of the Soil

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 20 Jul 2023 03:25:06 -0000

Taylor Swift, wrestling, and Taylor Swift wrestling.

#563: F.U.N. (Plankton style)

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 12 Jul 2023 01:29:44 -0000

Bry has a BBQ, Walt doesn’t care for a suggestion, Walt and Q see Indiana Jones.

#562: Fat Boy Summer

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 04 Jul 2023 11:14:49 -0000

Fourth of July plans, Bry and Walt get doxxed, Walt and Frank5 go to Myrtle Beach, sub disaster.

#561: Alien Dildo

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 25 Jun 2023 19:26:20 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss the world of the paranormal.

#560: The Porcelain Unabomber

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 18 Jun 2023 19:41:41 -0000

Q attends a bachelorette party, the Unabomber dies, the Strange Case of Natalia Grace, Bry receives LHOTP backlash, Walt and the Franks embark on an adventure. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#559: Q’s Madhouse

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 12 Jun 2023 00:01:15 -0000

Walt and Q argue dogs vs cats, Walt quizzes Sunday Jeff, is weed smoking contributing to ozone depletion?

#558: Bonnet Headz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 07 Jun 2023 01:59:59 -0000

TESD welcomes a very special guest. Bry is EXCITED! https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#557: Kissing Bandits

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 10 May 2023 00:18:35 -0000

Bry’s lack of meds is showing, driving etiquette, IJ cruise, Fat News x2, Jackson Mahomes, portrait update.

#556: Q’s Cup Overfloweth

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 01 May 2023 23:06:49 -0000

Q costs TESD a guest. Bry offends someone by calling her old. Bry, Walt, and Frank5 go to Kmart.

#555: I Wanna Be Tough

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 24 Apr 2023 21:00:00 -0000

Frank 5 eats a whole bunch of clams. Q and Troy embarrass Bry in front of Bruce Campbell. Is Bry being too old school about Sage’s fashion?

#554: Joey da Rose

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 18 Apr 2023 00:30:09 -0000

The first episode in the TESD guest series features long-time friend, Joe DeRosa…and Bry and Q making fun of Joe DeRosa. Joe plays dyslexia. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#553: So Smooth

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 12 Apr 2023 21:00:35 -0000

A guest-booker goes under a probationary period, is Bry loving, kids don’t appreciate wisdom, LHOTP, Columbo, AI, crazed bus driver gets paid. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD. This episode is sponsored by Care/of

#552: The Perils of Petsitting

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 03 Apr 2023 05:30:38 -0000

Bry and Walt try to get guests for the pod, death videos, what does Hell smell like, Q regrets his treatment of a past guest.

#551: The Joe DeRosa Train

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:37:10 -0000

Bry proposes a posthumous prank, fencing, would you go back to your five-year-old self. https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#550: The Secret

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 19 Mar 2023 20:32:16 -0000

Bry is vindicated, Q celebrates his birthday week, Git ‘em reveals his perfect woman, Ming’s first stand up set is reviewed.

#549: Fair Weather Flanagan

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 06 Mar 2023 01:46:43 -0000

Recorded February 20th. Bry finds out what it would take for Walt to unfriend him, Jackson Mahomes ctd, Walt returns to a former love.

#548: Tee Is For Tampon

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 26 Feb 2023 18:13:53 -0000

Q’s back and talking wrestling, an oldie but a goodie is retired, Walt becomes a caretaker and attempts to tell an off-color joke.

#547: Absentee Podcaster

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:00:08 -0000

Jackson Mahomes is corny AF, Super Bowl, Ming’s IG post confuses people, Bry dusts off an old joke.

#546: Material Boyz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 13 Feb 2023 17:29:45 -0000

Sage’s super-sweet seventeenth, does Madonna have friends, Q is a nerd.

#545: The Q Spot

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 06 Feb 2023 01:33:55 -0000

The Empire State Building offends Walt & Q, most mysterious body part, Sheetz is in deep sheet, part II of the Truth Commission.

#544: The Commish

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 30 Jan 2023 17:50:02 -0000

Cultural appropriation, bananas in condoms, what truths are worth telling.

#543: No Apologies

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 01:24:43 -0000

Madonna’s tour video, Bry runs a prank by Walt and Q, Walt brings a new game

#542: The Sting, too

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 14 Jan 2023 19:00:52 -0000

Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?

#541: Tuna Slop

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 08 Jan 2023 18:52:46 -0000

Bry has an idea for a YouTube channel, online dilemmas, portrait follow-up.

#540: Hot Grandma

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 25 Dec 2022 05:01:42 -0000

Bry goes to Orlando, Married with Children, Ship Breaker, questions are answered.

#539: Mr. Glass

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 06 Dec 2022 06:39:51 -0000

Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#538: Kids in Satan’s Service

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 28 Nov 2022 01:01:29 -0000

Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.

#537: Jive Turkeys

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 21 Nov 2022 17:13:46 -0000

Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#536: Salmon In The Microwave

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 00:00:57 -0000

Little House on the Prairie vs Police Woman, Ming goes to Dubai, Bry, Walt and Q join the Curator to give Git Em an employee evaluation

#535: I WON’T Shut Up!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 07 Nov 2022 00:00:04 -0000

There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

#534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 23 Oct 2022 00:00:02 -0000

Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!

#533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 17 Oct 2022 00:00:19 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.

#532: A Sexy Canoe Trip

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 09 Oct 2022 21:01:34 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.

#531: Bodacious

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 27 Sep 2022 00:00:47 -0000

Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.

#530: Cons-troversy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 20 Sep 2022 01:20:13 -0000

Frank has a bad month, unscrupulous salesmen, sewage problems.

#529: Oyster Boners

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 14:30:09 -0000

Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.

#528: Koi-tastrophe

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 08 Sep 2022 18:09:29 -0000

Walt brings some banter topics, dungarees, Bry's pool gives him trouble.

#527: Barbara Eden is 90!!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 29 Aug 2022 22:35:32 -0000

Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.

#526: Foreign Chicken Fingers

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 21 Aug 2022 22:32:19 -0000

Stolen houseplants, Blue October, Bry is a CH from leaving the crooked house behind

#525: The Hammer

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 08 Aug 2022 12:57:52 -0000

Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?

#524: Cletus’ World

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 31 Jul 2022 22:20:18 -0000

Bry witnesses a savage attack, Q has a new best friend, are cats aliens?

#523: Bruce Almighty

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 18 Jul 2022 01:00:19 -0000

The boys give Rob Bruce a TESD send off.

#522: The Sin of Happiness

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 10 Jul 2022 00:30:07 -0000

Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.

#521: Cruisin’ With The Oldies

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 29 Jun 2022 23:00:12 -0000

Q secures his place in heaven, Walt proves his ping-pong prowess, Bry takes a step towards living like a real human.

#520: Chuck Roast

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 00:04:11 -0000

Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.

#519: Superfestation

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 06 Jun 2022 00:05:08 -0000

De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.

#518: One Con and a Funeral

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 29 May 2022 22:01:15 -0000

Walt and Git ‘em party in Orlando while Bry picks out a wardrobe to visit Ohio.

#517: Talkin’ About Sharkin’

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 16 May 2022 01:04:57 -0000

Death, lawsuits, calling people bald and forced grandchildren.

#516: The Vanilla Edge

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 08 May 2022 22:01:22 -0000

The boys spring leaks, Bry and Q lose a favored vacation spot, a rare purchase is made.

#515: PhDeez Nutz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 25 Apr 2022 01:00:47 -0000

Bry goes to a water park, Walt suggests a better way of life, Bill Murray acts like a jerk.

#514: Final Foreskin

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 17 Apr 2022 21:00:01 -0000

Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.

#513: Johnny’s Choice

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 29 Mar 2022 20:06:48 -0000

Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.

#512: Sack Window

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 21 Mar 2022 23:00:45 -0000

TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.

#511: G-Spot and C-Man

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 15 Mar 2022 03:08:37 -0000

Bry has to explain death to Sage, the boys play Quinny's Choice.

#510: It’s all about Frank

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 03:04:38 -0000

The boys debut a new Patreon show for all to enjoy.

#509: The Mooching Sack

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 27 Feb 2022 22:00:07 -0000

Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table

#508: It’s Curtains For Ya

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 21 Feb 2022 06:22:08 -0000

Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.

#507: F Las Vegas

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 08 Feb 2022 03:00:16 -0000

TESD returns with tales of snow and frustration. Celeb deaths. Dedicated to Brian Ruppert.

#506: Big, Blue, Boy Scout

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 04:09:47 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q bring the razzle-dazzle of the Patreon show ‘I Buy Comics’ to TESD.

#505: Anklez & Tipz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 04:00:01 -0000

Tom Brady breaks a tablet, girls basketball, Q’s foray into Onlyfans

#504: Gotcha!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 01 Jan 2022 03:30:40 -0000

Dr. J joins the boys for a surprise end-of-the-year ep.

#503: 30 Years of Nuthin’

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 20 Dec 2021 00:12:07 -0000

Socially distanced Santa, covid, Bry eats a cracker, Spider-Man, Q gets traumatized

#502: Covid Chuck

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 00:30:06 -0000

Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.

#501: And Then There Were Two

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 06 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys

#500: It’s The Big One

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 21 Nov 2021 22:59:59 -0000

TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.

#499: Castawayed!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 14 Nov 2021 00:00:08 -0000

The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?

#498: Cometh the Early Bird

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 07 Nov 2021 23:00:32 -0000

TESD Town studios goes through growing pains, Bry peeps leaves, Bill Murray, Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.

#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 01 Nov 2021 03:55:01 -0000

The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!

#496: Devil’s Beef

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 02:30:07 -0000

UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.

#495: …Ehhhhh

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 00:00:03 -0000

Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome

#494: Dungaree Butthole

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 11 Oct 2021 03:00:09 -0000

TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond.

#493: Potato Thighs

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 26 Sep 2021 23:03:00 -0000

Walt and Bry panic. TESD begins a new era.

#492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 21 Sep 2021 13:38:15 -0000

Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.

#491: We don't watch birds, birds watch us!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 13 Sep 2021 03:00:47 -0000

Labor Day weekend, has TESD gone PC, conspiracy theories.

#490: Balls!!!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 03:00:09 -0000

Bry and Maribeth celebrate their first anniversary, What If, Walt and Bry on the set of Clerks III, Q creates sexual magic.

#489: TESD of Love

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 03:00:55 -0000

Suicide Squad, reality tv, and erroneous tipping.

#488: Channel 1,000,000

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 08 Aug 2021 23:00:12 -0000

Sal Vulcano joins the boys to talk Fed-ex delivery, anniversary gifts, Rumpology, and below-the-belt anatomy.

#487: We Got Musk

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 31 Jul 2021 22:01:36 -0000

Bry, Q, and Jiggy go to Key West. UFOs, dogs, Git ‘Em gets life advice.

#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 18 Jul 2021 23:22:47 -0000

Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.

#485: Westward Ho!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 11 Jul 2021 23:31:43 -0000

Q is regaled as Bry, Walt, and Frank5 recount their vacation. Bry seeks counsel on answering a strange text.

#484: Cruzin’ 4 Male Tail

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 22 Jun 2021 05:29:35 -0000

Radio serials, lawyers, water pills, the bar for ugly.

#483: A Joyride Into Space

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 23:31:37 -0000

Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.

#482: In praise of a bear girl

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 07 Jun 2021 00:16:17 -0000

Man-eating birds, skin cancer, overthinking, and Hitlearning.

#481: Silent Sufferin’

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 31 May 2021 00:09:56 -0000

Hair metal tattoos, Q saves Bry from a nursing home, who in TESD shows toxic masculinity?

#480: The Human Fifi

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 23 May 2021 21:32:39 -0000

Q wins a major award. Could you beat up an elephant? Have Bry, Walt & Q outlived their desirability?

#479: Rubber Feet

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 09 May 2021 22:00:03 -0000

Frank5 day reviewed, Git ‘em reveals a long buried secret, a man wields an unusual weapon against police.

#478: The Spy Who F&@ked Me

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 25 Apr 2021 22:30:40 -0000

Pet names, Sasquatch, fat news.

#477: BTS 4 eva

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 18 Apr 2021 22:07:33 -0000

Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?

#476: Devil Shoes

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 12 Apr 2021 00:36:38 -0000

Spring break, new outlooks, and Kong vs Godzilla

#475: King Thong

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 28 Mar 2021 22:00:41 -0000

This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.

#474: Retell ‘Em Steve Dave: Part Two

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 21 Mar 2021 18:00:24 -0000

The boys talk about days of olde with Kev Smith.

#473: Keep it De-real

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 14 Mar 2021 19:48:05 -0000

Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.

#472: Senility Smiles

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 07 Mar 2021 23:00:07 -0000

The Johnson’s “celebrate” Pam’s 75th. Sunday Jeff divulges the secret to everlasting youth. The Chinese get down and dirty.

#471: Poppin’ Da Cherry

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 28 Feb 2021 23:00:15 -0000

Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.

#470: The Cult of Tom

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 14 Feb 2021 23:31:15 -0000

Q is back in the pink, Bry has wanderlust, Bry and Q watch Flashdance.

#469: Qovid

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 06 Feb 2021 23:00:05 -0000

Walt visits the post office. Bry and Walt consider a plowing business and reminisce about an old job.

#468: Orange Man

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 01 Feb 2021 01:00:58 -0000

Capitol riots, hunting Bigfoot and the Super Bowl

#467: Swan Song

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 19 Jan 2021 19:00:13 -0000

Bry, Walt and Q get melancholy when they record for the last time in the Secret Stash. Also, giant wieners.

#466: The Birdman of Staten Island

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 04 Jan 2021 19:00:32 -0000

Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.

#465: Wookiee Style

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 03:07:09 -0000

Walt fears ice, The Mandalorian, Declan is behind the deep fake craze.

#464.5: It Was The Times: Black Christmas

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 01:22:29 -0000

Bry and Frank 5 are joined by stalwart 13%er Chelsea Hughs to talk about the horror classic.

#464: Ignorance is Dope

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 16 Dec 2020 04:30:09 -0000

Bry goes to Orlando, Q takes issue with a friend, Sage drops a bombshell.

#463.1: The Best of Butter Lips

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 09 Dec 2020 20:04:26 -0000

Join Bry, Walt Gitem and Tom as they take a special look back at best clips from the All New Sunday Jeff show

#463: Who’s The Turkey Now?

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 05 Dec 2020 23:33:18 -0000

Thanksgiving, sexy teen hijinx, Pam and Edgar betray Bry.

#462: Gimme The Loot

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 01:00:48 -0000

Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.

#461: Stronger than Time

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 21 Nov 2020 02:01:32 -0000

The boys talk midlife crisis, bullying. Bry & Q try their hand at unorthodox couples counseling.

#460: Fat Tit

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 02:00:30 -0000

Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.

#459: Mask

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 03 Nov 2020 03:00:07 -0000

Git Em and Q debate The Mandalorian, an update on brother Erik, Ant tattoos.

#458: Sarcata Nagrata

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 03:00:08 -0000

Walt celebrates a sexy birthday, Git ‘Em lives with Camel spiders, Joe Gatto calls in to talk pooches.

#457: The Meundies 2020 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 13 Oct 2020 14:00:03 -0000

Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.

#456: Musical E

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 07 Oct 2020 17:39:49 -0000

Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.

#455: Potpourri of TESD

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 27 Sep 2020 00:00:18 -0000

Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?

#454: Eyes Up!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 01:03:04 -0000

Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.

#453: One Boob Out

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 14 Sep 2020 03:28:35 -0000

Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.

#452: Die on Every Hill

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 00:00:18 -0000

Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.

#451: I Buy Comics

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 23 Aug 2020 02:00:09 -0000

Bry, Walt and Q bring a taste of Patreon.

#450: Silver (alert) Foxes

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 09 Aug 2020 23:48:49 -0000

The evils of ‘Kindergarten Cop’, Q “loses’”power, has TESD lost its fastball?

#449: Dr. Qlittle

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 01:01:48 -0000

Q plays Ranger Rick. Walt faces down killer bees. Bry issues an apology.

#448: Sk8ter Boyz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 20 Jul 2020 00:10:40 -0000

Homeward Bound, The Ten Commandments and mortality.

#447: Phuc Boyz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 13 Jul 2020 01:03:52 -0000

A hero teacher dies, unsettling urbanites and the boys make a public plea to Spotify.

#446: The TESD Father’s Day Blowout

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 22 Jun 2020 02:07:44 -0000

Do you need one?!

#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 11 Jun 2020 19:00:40 -0000

Cryptids and Corona

#444.5: It Was The Times

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 24 May 2020 21:00:21 -0000

*WARNING! Major spoilers lie within. Frank5 and Bry talk ‘The Last American Virgin’

#444: Four Colors For Life

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 24 May 2020 19:59:53 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q celebrate this demonic episode by talking frenzied Frenchies and piss boners.

#443: Q’s Blues

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 14 May 2020 02:30:32 -0000

Q donates beer for a noble reason. Bry recommends a movie, Walt disagrees.

#442: Fry Guy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 03 May 2020 18:29:56 -0000

Q waxes philosophic. Walt is downvoted.

#441.5: Frank5 and Bry Present: The 80’s in 80

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 29 Apr 2020 15:50:31 -0000

Frank5 & Bry discuss the 1983 teen sex romp ‘Joysticks’

#441: Lyin’ Johnson

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 25 Apr 2020 17:00:14 -0000

Corona (of course), Cryptozoic Man, and other stuff.

#440: Tit 4 Tat

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 19 Apr 2020 01:30:09 -0000

Would YOU shun a friend for cannibalizing a child?

#439: TESD 3-way

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 00:31:06 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q assess their personalities

#438: Over The Rainbow Bagel

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 05 Apr 2020 22:00:12 -0000

Q poses an ethical question, Walt considers cooking in the nude, Bry loses his cool and nothing gets destroyed.

#437: Jim Class

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 24 Mar 2020 23:00:18 -0000

You NEVER guess what Bry, Walt, and Q talk about this week!

#436: Overkill Junior

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 13 Mar 2020 00:31:39 -0000

Bry loses time in a haunted hotel, the TESD cameramen tell a harrowing story.

#435.5: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 01 Mar 2020 23:32:04 -0000

The news you’ve been waiting for

#435: Bry The Masseuse

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 28 Feb 2020 22:59:58 -0000

The IJ Movie sweeps the nation. Bry does a comedy event with Jiggy. Bry and Walt compare their ‘worth writing down’ lists.

#434: Are You My Mother?

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 21 Feb 2020 00:29:57 -0000

TESD welcomes a rare guest

#433: Stirling Porrich

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 11 Feb 2020 00:44:32 -0000

#433: Stirling Porrich by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#432: Spreading the Disease

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 21:08:30 -0000

A quarantined Bry Skypes into TESD. Ming offers Q a stake in A Shared Universe.

#431: Ill Communication

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 27 Jan 2020 01:01:27 -0000

Bry and Walt talk to Jersey guy and Comic Book Men showrunner, Brian Nashel about the old days.

#430: Oldmandalorian

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 19 Jan 2020 19:31:12 -0000

Bry and Walt try to raise Q’s spirits by invoking Star Wars and The Penn State scandal.

#429: Fire in the Hole: Rise of the Buttlerockets

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 11 Jan 2020 14:35:07 -0000

Bry, Walt and Q talk about hotel trysts, New Years rockin eve and teens micturating all over each other.

#428: It’s over, Johnson! It’s over!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 08 Dec 2019 01:32:08 -0000

A devious and malevolent podcasting duo launch Operation: Destroy the beloved podcast, Tell ‘Em Steve Dave

#427: Water Tastes Like Water

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 24 Nov 2019 01:30:14 -0000

Robo-Q visits, Walt makes a stinky Sophie’s choice. Bry defines irony.

#426: Gone Phishin’

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 14 Nov 2019 20:32:44 -0000

Bry’s mental state is thrown into question. A long, lost, guest is welcomed back.

#425: Prince Bry of Monaco

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 31 Oct 2019 21:31:39 -0000

The advertising piper is paid. Bry hangs up his tool belt for good. Historic news comes from Tesdtown.

#424: Chicken Centipede

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 27 Oct 2019 02:56:43 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q talk to a special Halloween guest.

#423: The One Where They Seem Comatose

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 21 Oct 2019 19:15:15 -0000

Someone besmirches Q’s beloved Ghostbustahs. Walt ruminates about a life most ordinary.

#422: A Scarecrow’s Story

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 10 Oct 2019 21:36:58 -0000

Depressed moods, insomnia, getting old, and embracing ones glaring shortcomings. It’s a tesd party!

#421: Retailer Holocaust

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 27 Sep 2019 02:30:23 -0000

Q officially launches his beer. Walt calls out Amazon. Bry goes gaga for a celeb.

#420: The Brothers Grimm(Er)

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 15 Sep 2019 20:29:58 -0000

Bry’s brothers, Erik and Darin, drop by to tell tale of growing up Johnson.

#419: Silver Ain’t Bad

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 21:01:12 -0000

Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?

#418: QISS

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 31 Aug 2019 23:00:13 -0000

Bry goes to a kid’s party. Q rocks out in fellowship with an unlikely compatriot.

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 29 Aug 2019 16:50:31 -0000

#417.5: 148 Degrees In The Shade by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#417: Little Owl Hands

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 19 Aug 2019 01:35:13 -0000

Jiggy guest stars and talks comedy, celebrity stalkers and all manner of animal attacks.

#416: Rock and Roll Fantasy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 08 Aug 2019 22:59:05 -0000

Bry and Q go rock concerting. Bry and Q go rock concerting. Walt invokes Triple Talaq.

#415: American Dadz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 02 Aug 2019 00:00:06 -0000

Twitter turns on a beloved TESDtown resident. Walt defends both Tom Brady (surprise!) and servitors (surprise!)

#414: This Shithole Earth

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 23 Jul 2019 19:00:03 -0000

Q falls repeatedly and can’t get up, Walt’s cops a blasé attitude toward aliens.

#413: Bagel Shrimp

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 15 Jul 2019 04:00:05 -0000

Who did what on the 4th, IJ shoots their 200th episode, Walt never saw Willy Wonka.

#412: Fancy Pants

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 00:04:00 -0000

Q grouses about a favor Bry asked. Walt demonstrates a show of wealth.

#411: Auditory Promised Land

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 18 Jun 2019 00:00:43 -0000

How does one address casual anti-semitism from a new relative? Join Casey Bry, Walt, and Q along with special guest Casey Jost to find out!

#410: BM Bounty Hunters

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 11 Jun 2019 03:00:35 -0000

Walt & Git 'Em conspire to cheat animal services. Bry & Mike envision a 2nd career

#409: No More Periods, Period!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 31 May 2019 21:00:41 -0000

IG dummy destroys a statue, Walt loves Aladdin, Bry deals with holiday traffic

#408: Activate Baby Mode

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 25 May 2019 22:00:00 -0000

Provocative bumper stickers, which member of TESD will die first and Bry learns to use his words.

#407: Hair by Jeffrëy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 17 May 2019 03:00:12 -0000

Bry, Walt, & Sunday Jeff talk about a high school porn star, match game and fallen celebs.

#406: The Slippery Slope of Satanism

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 09 May 2019 04:00:20 -0000

Easter doings. Walt goes bananas. Vegas trip update.

#405: Jurassic Dorks

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 24 Apr 2019 01:00:13 -0000

Q and Git ‘Em plan a Vegas trip. Walt dismisses Paleontologists dressed in their Sunday best. Bry is triggered by a 40 year old game show.

#404: Romancing the Stone

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:30:20 -0000

Things get serious as the guys talk about Bry’s latest health issue and what crimes do and don’t deserve incarceration

#403: Rock and Roll Fantasy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 11 Apr 2019 00:31:05 -0000

Did ‘80’s Metal prevent teen suicide? Walt, Bry, & Q head to the Big Easy where Q buys a smut piece.

#402: Never.

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 28 Mar 2019 00:00:07 -0000

Bry, walt, and Q head to New Orleans. Bry shows questionable passion in regard to a decades-old game show.

#401: After the Glory...

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 08 Mar 2019 00:00:00 -0000

Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode. Joey Fatone calls in.

#400.1: Making Haystory

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 14 Feb 2019 23:59:45 -0000

Part 2 of the best episode of the best podcast ever. Famous TESDtown residents stop by to play some games. Music: Vicky Pezza - No Need to Roofie

#400: Makin' Hay 3

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 07 Feb 2019 23:00:10 -0000

The boys celebrate 400 episodes by completing a trilogy almost a decade in the making Music: Vicky Pezza - This Song is About Brian 'Q' Quinn of TV's Impractical Jokers

#399: WrestleRama

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 02 Feb 2019 01:00:06 -0000

Tom Brady takes a drubbing. Walt’s jelly over Bry and Q gettin’ lovey dovey. Music: Blood Moons - Flying Without Feathers

#398: Max Factor

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 25 Jan 2019 18:29:22 -0000

An old friend sits in for Q. Music: Solar Warden - Interdimensional Penis

#397: Prank Superstar

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 15 Jan 2019 22:00:00 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q spend some alone time. Walt questions Bry’s boundaries. Music: The Radium Girls - Perigo Mines

#396: Fitbit Follies

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 05:00:13 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q talk about the holidays. Bry and Q have a movie night. Music: Tracksuit Ambassador - Gravespotting

#395: Fuller House

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 23 Dec 2018 03:32:23 -0000

Christmas trees, Santa rates and Bry becomes testy with a purveyor of hamburgers. Music: TESD - Baby It's Cold Outside

#394: The Ronda Rousey of Reindeers

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 05 Dec 2018 03:00:01 -0000

Thanksgiving, Rudolph, and AI sexin’ Music: Shinobi Ninja - ILL ISH

#393.5: Tea Time

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 20 Nov 2018 20:00:02 -0000

Slugs, periods, cow shit, panties for all, and punching bus drivers. Music: Vogue Villains - From Us, To Them

#393: The SS Hoochie

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 09 Nov 2018 04:00:09 -0000

Bry keeps up with the Kardashians, fat news, The R-word is examined. Music: The Winter Project - Soaring Death

#392: King Dong

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 04:00:22 -0000

Bry, Q and a drugged up Walt discuss the urine black market, Broadway plays and nude aquatic adventurers. Walt takes a wrong turn in the Big City. Music: 4 Colors 4 Life - TESD Rap

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 20 Oct 2018 00:00:03 -0000

#391: The 2018 Halloween Special: The Colored Cadre Cometh by Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, and Brian Quinn

#390: Unhuggable

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 12 Oct 2018 16:00:22 -0000

Walt prescribes hugs for happiness. Bry renews his vow to end handshaking. Can you keep a meteorite? Music: Sunday Greg - I am 148

#389: A Livestream to Remember

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 05 Oct 2018 05:02:45 -0000

Bry, Walt, and Q throw in the towel. Music: Scott E. Wells - Woke Up to a World on Fire

#388: Death and Periods

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 04:00:00 -0000

Who’d wipe your ass in a pinch? Sage dispenses some advice. Q gets into a fender bender. Music: CVPITVLS - Stereologue

#387: Fuck Cantcer

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 12 Sep 2018 03:00:03 -0000

Bry has no choice but to embrace solipsism. Walt argues for puppies in restaurants. Music: The Last Martyr - Into The Black

#386: Washing the Martian

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 05 Sep 2018 04:00:12 -0000

Bry suffers an indignity, a delivery boy is scorned, Q drinks a Bud Light. Really. Music: Right As Rain - Helen Of North Brunswick

#385: Mr. Manager

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 02:00:25 -0000

A suicidal celeb garners Walt’s sympathy. Bry revels in Kendall Jenner’s woes. Q shakes his head at both. Music: Like A Villain (AZ) - I'm Fine

#384: My Brother the Car

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 22 Aug 2018 02:00:13 -0000

Bry’s brother Erik, official TESD Town shrink, takes the Flan and Son diagnostic assessment test. Bry displays questionable behavior at a wedding. Music: Speds - And So It Is

#383: Mind Effer (Clean Version)

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 14 Aug 2018 21:59:58 -0000

Dave from Monster Magnet drops by to talk about tons of shit. Music: Wild Kites - Pickpocket

#382: The Podcast That Cared Too Much

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 07 Aug 2018 23:59:59 -0000

Bry discourages the musical youth. Walt considers a name change. The Fill Ins - No Love Lost

#381: Butthole Motorboat

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 31 Jul 2018 00:00:00 -0000

Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians. Music: I Fight Bears - Lost the Fight.

#380:The Declan Cut Sucks

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 14 Jul 2018 00:06:02 -0000

Bry brings an Overkill That’s sure to please and Walt attempts to top it with a scary close encounter. Music: Senior Discount - Afterlife

#379: Stop That Pigeon

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 06 Jul 2018 02:30:02 -0000

The Jokers star in a new tow truck show, Bry marvels at Ming’s passion, Walt goes on a cruise to the mosquito coast. Music: Thrown to the Wolves - Republic

#378: Scatman Johnson

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:30:04 -0000

Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State

#377: Return of the Mack...Daddy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:00:06 -0000

Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues

#376: Trash Purgatory

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 07 Jun 2018 23:00:09 -0000

Walt and Bry cap off Q’s absence with the final guest host. Walt dusts off an old game. Music: Crazies - Crazy

#375.5: Go the F*ck to Sleep

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 07 Jun 2018 17:06:11 -0000

Bry and Jsarge present the 2nd in a series of children’s stories

#375: Enema Mine

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 31 May 2018 21:00:11 -0000

TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount

#374: Johnson Being

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 26 May 2018 04:00:09 -0000

When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime

#373.5: Story Time

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 20 May 2018 01:34:02 -0000

Something for the baby ants from Bry and JSarge

#373: Number 5 is Alive

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 16 May 2018 01:00:19 -0000

Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.

#372: King of Swing

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 07 May 2018 23:30:04 -0000

While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades

#371: Daddy Edgar

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 02 May 2018 19:00:09 -0000

Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free

#370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 24 Apr 2018 23:30:06 -0000

Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe

#369: Angel Coitus

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 10 Apr 2018 23:59:50 -0000

A 13%er who narrowly escaped the clutches of a deranged cult leader stops by. Is heaven just one big friend zone? Git ‘Em and Walt dish on their exclusive book club. Music: Medicated Savage - Be Original

#368: King Me!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 03 Apr 2018 02:30:13 -0000

After addressing his h8trz, Walt & Q pontificate on what Bry should care about. Music: Tommy Lombardozzi - You’re No Me

#367: Beside Flanagan

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 17 Mar 2018 23:54:01 -0000

Nuptials, Black Panther and millennials, oh my. Music: Evoker - Insect Overlords

#366: The Woods of Defecation

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 12 Mar 2018 02:00:35 -0000

Kev cheats death, Q & Walt try to dissect Bry with their blunt, little tools. A superstar NJ celeb calls in. Music: The Fill Ins - The Time Is Now

#365: Nobody’s Goat

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 15 Feb 2018 02:23:17 -0000

Walt extolls the virtues of Tim vs Time. Q misses the point of a museum. Music: Desmond - Exile

#364: Himamānav

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 03 Feb 2018 02:59:59 -0000

Bry gets as nasty as he wants to be, Git ‘Em runs afoul of Mike, a mystery substance lands on train tracks in a certain country. Music: Thy Kingdom Slum - Master Plan

#363: Kweeping up with the Kwinns

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 20 Jan 2018 06:27:36 -0000

Bry & Q are invited to a football party, Walt loses a son, TESD loses a beloved game. Music: Pets with Human Names - Terracotta

#362: Keepin’ it rawz & keepin’ it realz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:50:36 -0000

Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth

#361: Git 'Em Dies at the End

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 09 Jan 2018 22:00:07 -0000

Christmas and New Years reports, Git ‘Em has a near death experience, Baron Von Flanagan drops some sexy knowledge. Music: NORM - Spilled Milk

#360: Happy Hamburger

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 22 Dec 2017 02:29:51 -0000

Walt loves standing in line, Bry hates craft stores, Xmas gift exchange. Music: Cydeways - Illusion

#359: Blue Ballz 4 Kidz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 16 Dec 2017 02:00:13 -0000

Is midnight too late to text your tailor? Q throws shade at Emeril. TESD considers taking the Tim Tebow challenge. Music: Blind Divide - Pathfinder

#358: F*ck the trees!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 02 Dec 2017 23:00:04 -0000

A Devils fan gets stabby. Walt “helps” Bry hang a TV and then spends the best $1.10 of his life. Music: Marbles & Pencils - Hands Up

#357: Kenan and Q

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 21 Nov 2017 06:59:24 -0000

Old man Flanagan weighs in on the ‘family friendly’ IJ MSG show, Steve Harvey disappoints a nation, Bry has a hairy butt, Miss TESD Overbite contest. Music: The Rough Touch - Death Of A Preacher

#356: Better Late Than Never

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 11 Nov 2017 02:00:34 -0000

Bry & Q return from the high seas. Walt offers up frowning disapproval of Bry’s life choices. Music: Atragon - I, Necromancer

#355: The 2017 Overdose Full Special

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 31 Oct 2017 03:59:44 -0000

A holy visitor guides TESD through the depths of hell to rescue the Baron.

#354: Overbites Matter

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 20 Oct 2017 16:00:27 -0000

Bry brings a hard hitting headline. With the passing of Tom Petty, Q looks to Walt as his new guru. Music: All This Time You’ve Been Waiting For This - Shape The World. The Heavens And The Earth

#353: The Gun Show

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 07 Oct 2017 22:59:57 -0000

Vegas, Trumptards and libs, oh my. Music: IT - We're All In This Together

#352: LEGO Babies

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 30 Sep 2017 22:00:28 -0000

Bry smells something foul, Walt brings a list of peeves, Q cares about nothing. Music: Doug Funnie - Rick and Morty (Recap Rap)

#351: NO MANGO

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 23 Sep 2017 01:03:26 -0000

TESD vies for gang status. Walt receives a warning from a mysterious source. Music: Bad Knaves - Get Up On High

#350: I am the Patriarchy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 19 Sep 2017 00:59:35 -0000

Sandusky II, #SavePedro follow up, a listener is heard. Music: Equilibrium - Vague Space

#349: Down Mexico Way

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 23:00:42 -0000

Walt issues a challenge to Ken Jennings, Bry argues for preserving a little slice of Americana. Music: Waco - Coolangatta

#348: Time Commander in Chief

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 30 Aug 2017 22:30:05 -0000

Asian confederates, Q becomes a horror icon, Walt don't got no back. Music: Evoker - Here Comes the Metric System

#347: Git'em the Hell Outta Here

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 19 Aug 2017 22:59:58 -0000

Q gives an unexpected tip. Walt & Bry confront their hometown's sordid doings. Music: Sunday Greg - Get Better Declan

#346: Granny Comfort

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 06 Aug 2017 02:59:49 -0000

Q's tips, Walt mellows out, Bry goes to Wildwood. Music: QuarterBurn - DeathKlock

#345: #NOTOKAY

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 01:29:29 -0000

Q's back from San Diego, Walt grouses like he's Bry, Bry dispenses sage advice to those who live close to the ground. Music: Forneus - The Nine Gates Of The Kingdom Of Torment

#344: Ann Landahs

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 17 Jul 2017 23:04:58 -0000

Q dispenses advice, Sage overreaches. Music: Silent Descent - Breaking the Space

#343: Meet the Progressives

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 08 Jul 2017 12:59:16 -0000

Walt buys two toilets, Q fears for new New York, Bry mourned the death of the bikini car wash. Music: Dangerfields - Embers

#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 04 Jul 2017 20:00:38 -0000

Q doesn't get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be 'the biggest fan'. Walt plans a solo career. Music: Nopium - Wanting

#341: Spooky Puss

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 24 Jun 2017 21:56:08 -0000

Q tries to get arrested in Paris. The TESD brand takes to the sky. A reincarnated Walt is still going steady. Music: Relative Blood - #4

#340: Love Warrior

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 16 Jun 2017 20:29:01 -0000

Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken

#339: Flanny Got Fingered

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 10 Jun 2017 22:58:41 -0000

Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo. Music: GRAYSON X - A Beautiful Nightmare

#338: Fevered Morphine Dreams

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 01 Jun 2017 23:54:47 -0000

Walt & Q demand a kinder, gentler, Bry. A final update on GoT boy's love life. Walt wants to get on some dumb list by any means necessary.Music: Bastard and the Crows - The Fall of John Adams High

#337: Kwigleeuh

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 26 May 2017 01:30:20 -0000

Murder most foul, past lives most lived & Stargate most boring. Music: Language of the Mad - Life

#336: Mushken

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 14 May 2017 01:29:37 -0000

Walt sympathizes with Lil Bow Wow, Bry sympathizes with Kendall Jenner, Q sympathizes with Steve Harvey. An all new game show debuts. Music: Score of All Things - I Am Dead Inside

#335: Prince Q

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 05 May 2017 19:29:44 -0000

Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable? Music: Boom Child - I Want to Shift Your Sister

#334: Shave and a Haircut

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 28 Apr 2017 20:40:40 -0000

Bry & Q make the headline on Hollywood's top news sites, Hitlearn something new, Bry goes to dinner with the Flanagans. Music: Famous Fred and the Creatures Unknown - Ganda

#333: Sunday Jeffosauraus

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 25 Apr 2017 01:00:31 -0000

Bry talks about a self-proclaimed haunted bar, did dinosaurs pitch in to build the pyramids? Music: Aurora Blue - Stay

#332: Bloody good time

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Wed, 19 Apr 2017 21:00:52 -0000

Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride

#331: Is there a Doctor in the house?

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 07 Apr 2017 18:24:57 -0000

Bry's brother Erik, a fancy pants doctor, offers up some psychological breakdowns. Music: Scott E. Wells - Damn Near Twenty

#330: Try the Veal

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 25 Mar 2017 02:59:24 -0000

The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career. Music: Galactic Polecats - Necro Girlfriend

#329: Log Box

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 18 Mar 2017 20:59:48 -0000

Bry, Walt & Q consider a 'Deliverance' remake, Bry gets into (another) altercation, 2 Live Crew vs 1 middle-aged Jew. Music: Chayser - My Three Suns

#328: Take a Blow

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 11 Mar 2017 23:59:27 -0000

Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid's birthday party. Music: Concentric Circus - Pareidolia

#327: The Human Corn

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 07 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Walt insinuates Bry's teflon coating may be scratched. Bry and Q go to Hollywood. Fat Newz.. Music: Ramskull - Hector

#326: The Atomic Lantern of Love

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 27 Feb 2017 03:00:48 -0000

Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor

#325: Ignorance is Holy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 20 Feb 2017 01:29:41 -0000

Bry, Walt & Q talk to a guy with more experience in exorcism than anyone else they know. Music: Dug Free Man - Break It

#324: The Verdict

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 11 Feb 2017 02:58:00 -0000

The stunning follow up to Brian Quinn's trial by fire...ants. Should he stay or should he go now? Music: Jamie Coon - Forgive Me

#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 05 Feb 2017 03:54:32 -0000

Q is put on trial by fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Lo-fi Fun Factory - Pull yourself together

#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Mon, 30 Jan 2017 03:30:26 -0000

Q is put on trial by Fire...ants for crimes against Reddit. Music: Waco Band: Agitation

#321: Slip 'n Slide Orgy

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 21 Jan 2017 03:00:27 -0000

Q's impending trial, Gay animals, Reddit douches, listener problems. Music: Melon Tiger: She Only Lies

#320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 13 Jan 2017 05:00:33 -0000

Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied

#319: Nostradummies

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Tue, 10 Jan 2017 04:59:07 -0000

Past quatrains are reviewed. Bry goes full Rupert Pupkin. Music: VaultsOfExtoth & JSarge - Lure of The Kissing Skull

#318: Q'z Brewz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 01 Jan 2017 03:15:14 -0000

2016 in review, American treasure Steve Martin, Q dreams of becoming the 2nd Baron on TESD. Music: 3 Parts Dead - My Mistake

#317: This is Why!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 24 Dec 2016 23:59:52 -0000

Q steals Walt's thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he's not a doctor. Music: Sunday Greg - Sunday Jeff He is the best

#316: Grasshead

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 18 Dec 2016 03:48:48 -0000

Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness. Music: Dug Free Man - Getting Close

#315: Woe is Q

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 10 Dec 2016 01:55:32 -0000

Q faces a catastrophe, Bry faces a minor bump in the road, Walt is shamed. Music: Floorian - Spinning Time

#314: Impressing the Prof

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 04 Dec 2016 01:59:58 -0000

The Prussian Kissing Skull dishes out cheers & jeers. The guys present their senior thesis to Professor 5. Music: We Scare Nightmares - I, Narcoleptic

#313: 4th and Down

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 27 Nov 2016 02:25:50 -0000

A supernatural force stirs Q. Walt stumbles in his first step in joining the Illuminati. Brytanic brings a conspiracy theory to the poker table. Music: Thy Crest Be Shorn - Winds Of Destruction

#312: Tan & Poisoned

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 19 Nov 2016 00:45:08 -0000

Walt returns from Florida, Git 'Em gives an animal control clinic, TESD dispenses sound advice in a flash. Music: Sawdust - Downward

#311: Peepin' N Creepin'

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 13 Nov 2016 23:59:56 -0000

While Walt suns his privileged ass in Florida, The Space Monkeys figure out how to make America tolerable again. Music: The November Council - Attack The Golden City

#310: Woke FlanaSkinOnSkin

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 04 Nov 2016 01:59:45 -0000

Paradoxical undressing, Walt lures elderly people to his car, a famous guest craps all over TESD studios. Music: Sunday Greg - Glass Table

#309: Tampons 'n Mini Sombreros

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 28 Oct 2016 02:59:26 -0000

Q defends Staten Island (again), PC BS pisses off Bry (again), Walt wants teens to run the country. Music: Mazinga - 547

#308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 23 Oct 2016 03:00:00 -0000

Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick

#307: BQ+BM=TLF

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 15 Oct 2016 03:57:01 -0000

Q is named Pusshole of the Week, scary clown fad, the boys dust off 'Rant or Ruse?'. Music: Crazies - Spookshow

#306: #Funeralz

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 30 Sep 2016 00:02:05 -0000

A TruTV suit joins TESD to expose the seedy underbelly of IJ. Walt & Bry take the opportunity to pitch a few grand slam ideas. Music: Woke - Alone In The Dark

#305: Batches of Patches

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 23 Sep 2016 21:45:39 -0000

A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes

#304: It's Porn Dog!

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Thu, 15 Sep 2016 20:00:02 -0000

Q is called to the carpet, Bry puts overzealous IJ fangirls on blast, smartest mammals. Music: Temple Kings - Big Talk Little Man

#303: Polaroid from Dimension Z

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 10 Sep 2016 04:00:04 -0000

A mystery photograph provides a clue to another universe. Rationality is dismissed. The debunked is debunked. Music: Millennia - Callipygian.

#302: evaD evetS me' lleT

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sat, 03 Sep 2016 04:04:06 -0000

Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya

#301: Chocolate Clocks

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Sun, 28 Aug 2016 00:29:57 -0000

Git 'Em reveals how married life is treating him, Walt is first disgusted, then impressed by Sweden. Music: Jay Mac Attack - A Dogs Life

#300: Git 'Em to the Chapel

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 12 Aug 2016 02:04:35 -0000

Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar

#299: Walking Over Hot Coals To 300

maribeth@tellemstevedave.com (Tell 'em Steve-Dave!) — Fri, 05 Aug 2016 19:47:36 -0000

TESD mulls getting into the self help business. Music: So Much For Pathos - The Words To Say