The Aquawizardcast

e17 – manifesting music, practicing perfection

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Wed, 28 Jan 2026 21:22:24 +0000

In this rare studio tape session, we hear the band Aquawizard conjure up their latest masterworks entirely from the magic of their own minds. Join us as we listen in and hear about the creation of their latest record (rumoured to be released later this year or at least later this decade), as well as their latest international business plans for 2026.

All that and more… https://aquawizard.band

e16 – announcing the aquawizard radio network

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 02:42:00 +0000

Boost your bass with this A-to-Z AquawiZard Radio Network (AZAZRN) history in the making.

Editor’s Note: This audio is being kept mostly unedited for archival purposes. We hope future listeners learn from the important lessons the members of Aquawizard had to endure to bring you this historical audio. Despite this effort, we did have to edit certain parts of this document in order to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent.

We also follow up on our latest EP release and prep our minds for an upcoming show in Indianapolis. More details coming soon!!!

e15 – the aquawizard EP announcement

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sun, 01 Jun 2025 14:19:19 +0000

Live from the basement, we announce the official drop-date of our next official EP and live visual experience, entitled Live from the Wizard’s Cove, set to drop on all major platforms officially on June 13, 2025. Oh wait, I was supposed to let you listen to the episode to learn what the drop date is! Eh, well, I guess you can still do that if you want.

Stay tuned to our YouTube channel for a special further announcement about the announcement of this special time.

e14 – exclusive live behind-the-scenes tape on set of the 2025 Aquawizard EP recording & filming location commentary!

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Mon, 27 Jan 2025 23:20:05 +0000

That’s right, it’s your opportunity to hear exclusive, never-before-heard tape of the four band members of Aquawizard talking about what they just did for the past weekend or so. Press play now to hear the latest deets about the 2025 EP, live music video filming, and the art of a good time.

Human-Readable Chapter Markers:

[00:00:00] pre-roll bonus tape!
[00:01:20] extra special behind-the-scenes exclusives!
[01:01:02] BONUS ASMR exclusive content!

bonus – 🔥Aquawizard Presents🔥: Yule Log Real Burning Fireplace 96kbps 🔥 With GENUINE Blue Aquaflames 🔵 (3.8 HOURS)

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sat, 30 Nov 2024 02:15:01 +0000

MINIMAL ADS | 96kbps AAC | Feat. Exclusive Yule Versions of Aquawizard Songs and Other Assorted Holiday Classics

No AI-Generated Voices! Real Genuine Aqua Blue Flames Sounds! Exclusive Holiday Background Music! Gentle! Soothing! 3.8 Hours Long – Take a Nice Long Nap! Real Crackling Fireplace in Just-OK 96kbps AAC Resolution!

Check out the totally rad promo video for the video version of the thing you just heard! https://youtu.be/Mgs33ySU67s?si=MBwbq5yZCKbO5s9m

If you want to be a Wizard and learn how to make your own Aquawizard Aquaflames, try visiting some of the links below:
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TRACKLIST

[00:00] Welcome
[00:16] Seahorsin’ Around (Xtra-Xmasy Edition) (segued to…)
[07:40] Coralline (Xtra-Xmasy Edition)
[14:42] Break
[15:26] Christmastime Is Here
[20:04] The Christmas Song
[25:46] Break
[26:50] Peppermint Wind (Under the Sea) (Xtra-Xmasy Edition)
[32:12] Greensleeves (Olde Timey Arrangement)
[37:14] Break
[37:56] Just Like Christmas
[40:36] Schubert: Ave Maria
[44:44] Break
[45:22] No Sharkfins (Xtra-Xmasy Edition)
[51:44] Five Phases of Silent Night
[55:24] Break
[56:44] O Come All Ye Faithful but it’s in 7/4
[58:30] The First Noel
[1:00:56] Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring
[1:07:06] Break
[1:07:42] Live Holiday Guitar Practice, 2023, Do Not Air, Sounds Really Bad, Don’t Do It SEAN
[1:49:50] Break
[1:50:14] ???
[1:55:00] Break

e13 – slowly seabed-rollin’ up on nightmare fuel fishies

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sat, 07 Sep 2024 02:10:46 +0000

Content warning: Discussion of a certain fish will make some people uncomfortable. Also, how clickbaity is this 2013 article anyway? https://www.cnn.com/2013/08/10/world/europe/scandanavia-swim-warning

Otherwise, we listen to our live practice and learn more about ourselves. Join us for a chill hangout time that only pushes the aforementioned boundaries (as far as I’m aware). If you think other moments are cringe-content-warning-worthy, please let our complaint department know and rate us 5/5 stars!

“It’s like that person you can tell just does not have it all together, but they’re actually really great to be around.”
– The Aquawizard Creed, Brad Hammer, August 31st, 2024

e12 – the may 2024 pre-practice practice podcast rehearsal special

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 01:58:47 +0000

The quadrants of the Aquaverse align for this presentation of special-ness. Tune in to learn maybe a little too much about your preferred quarter of the Aquawizard corporate structure.

Support your own pseudo-quadrophonic audio today! At https://aquawizard.band

Youtube version here!

e11 – the search for e10

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Wed, 01 May 2024 11:27:19 +0000

In which we bereave the loss of our beloved episode 10, whose untimely disappearance reminds us of the temporal nature of our existence, and that we all only have so much time in this world before we too succumb to our own fates.

Also we discuss some cool stuff coming up THIS SUMMER. Official band calendar TBA.

Go to https://aquawizard.band for more!

e9 – poppin’ p’s and boppin’ b’s o’er d’scord corporate meeting

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sat, 24 Feb 2024 03:12:03 +0000

The Aquawizard crew reunite to discordantly discuss their business over pod.

Brought to you by AW artisanal, herbal root beer. Using only the purest, truest, and root’n-toot’n-est form of roots and herbs for your beering pleasure. Buy now at your local art market, or wherever art supplies are sold. (Not legal for human consumption for intellectual property reasons.)

https://aquawizard.bandcamp.com/

e8 – The Discord Meeting without Andrew

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Tue, 13 Feb 2024 00:48:28 +0000

Yeah, the recording goofed up about 17 minutes into the meeting, but we’re posting this anyway for the lols.

Tune in for an update from 3 quarters of the AQWZRD crew. (We’re still ‘shopping the official acronym.)

https://aquawizard.bandcamp.com

https://aquawizard.band

visual version for viewing vividly

e7 – How To Make an Aquawizard Promo podcast

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Thu, 08 Feb 2024 22:27:19 +0000

In this episode, we explore all the ways we can give Aquawizard our hard-earned cash in exchange for music wares.

Support us on Bandcamp!
aquawizard.bandcamp.com
aquawizard.band
Watch this on “the tube!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAUHfg8FjkE
More working links coming soon!

Exclusive podcast content:
podcast notes

goal of podcast: create promo

don’t take 20 minutes to get to the point
get straight to the point of the podcast: making a promo.
don’t waste people’s time to get ad revenue; this is not fun for audience

hey guys! tune in to the aquawizard podcast: where talk about everything you love to know about the band, your favorite band awuawizard. Download the latest ‘cast’ so that you know what’s going on behind the scene of the awuaband. wawe a new album coming out, it’s due out in lthat’s Aquawizerda. Hvae a good day!

e6 – the january ’24 sesh – p3 – posting the post-show practice rehearsal post

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sat, 20 Jan 2024 19:14:22 +0000

In which the Team of A’wiz’rds reflect on the progress and consequences of their actions and statements.

Keep in mind: The only way you can continue to live happily and safely is by visiting https://aquawizard.band now, and support your favorite public Aquawizard foundation. Don’t support that nonsense privately-owned so-called “business” that goes by a similar name because you know you can’t trust someone who writes and says stuff on the internet. Wait…

Stay safe out there, friends.

visualizecast

e5 – the january ’24 sesh – p2 – rehearsing the pre-rehearsal practice-mode show

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sat, 20 Jan 2024 18:59:35 +0000

In which Team Aquawizard discuss various ways YOU can survive what’s coming on the horizon.

Don’t forget: https://aquawizard.band is the ONLY place you can support and find support for your favorite Aquawizard. Not those Aqua Wizard jerks. Just kidding; I’m sure they’re great people.

visualcast^tm: https://youtu.be/vI9R7oe2tjE

e4 – the january ’24 sesh – p1 – the pre-practice practice show practice

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sat, 20 Jan 2024 18:34:26 +0000

In which the Aquawizard team join forces to prepare our minds for what is to come.

Remember: go to https://aquawizard.band for all your AquaWizard Band needs and support.

(not affiliated with “aqua wizard dot com”)

moving pictures variation.

e3 – preparing for aquawizard practice 202401

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sat, 06 Jan 2024 19:46:48 +0000

We are celebrating the 12th anniversary of The Aquawizard EP‘s release date on Bandcamp! To celebrate, we’re celebrating with a celebrity podcast drop celebration, in which celebrity celebrator Sean Ashcraft prepares us for the January 2024 Aquawizard Band Practice that will roughly be located near the Michiana area (relatively speaking).

Tune in, drop out, and ride the wave.

2024 update: we converted this podcast to audio-only, but you can try to watch the video here if you are brave.

e2 – Apologies on behalf of Aquawizard Corp.

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Tue, 10 Oct 2023 15:35:39 +0000

This is a special podcast episode directed to all the stakeholders and shareholders of the Aquawizard Corp. (LLC 2023) to address some issues related to our recent podcast.

If you are having a bit of trouble watching the apology video, ~~here is the audio in a little audio player thingie that hopefully actually works this time for real (insert better explaination of this here, Terry3):~~ 2024 update: we are converting this to an audio-only podcast, but! You can totally try to view the video here. Maybe.

e1 – Rules for Terries

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Mon, 02 Oct 2023 23:07:52 +0000

In this introductory show, we lay down some very useful information about your favorite band. It’s an internal corporate motivational everyday inside-baseball laid-back coffee-machine cooler talk with your “in group” at work kind of vibe.

Also, please email us for ads now, please. we need the cash. that’s 1-800-4aquawizard-podcast-cash@aquawizardband.band-backslash-2008.com (that’s with all dashes) or you can also use aquawizard@aquawizard.band, that’s the “real one”

Check out the video version here.

Support the Aquawizard on bandcamp!

https://aquawizard.band/

e0 – The Aquawizardcast Promo 2024

stashcraft08@gmail.com (Aquawizard) — Sun, 01 Oct 2023 21:31:00 +0000

Terry, please copyedit this before posting the podcast: