In this final regular episode of The Burbs we discuss the alternate ending.  Jeff and Chris discuss how many classic lines would have been lost if this ending has stayed, why the Klopek’s love the suburbs and Uncle Reuben staying strong until the end.  We also discuss debriefing.

This minute begins with Ricky walking back into the action and ends with credits. In this episode Jeff and Chris discuss  the actors credit videos, all the movies that made more money than The Burbs in 1989 and the cameo return of Dick Miller.  We also discuss our next project, Jay and Silent Bob Movie Minutes.

This minute begins with Mark holding Hans and ends with  Art talking about the media major event.  In this minute we discuss Art getting famous, getting away from your neighbors and getting sued by Knight Rider.   We also discuss psychos.

Minute 95 begins with Ray repeating Citizens Arrest and ends with Mark talking about snapping necks. In this minute we discuss Ray being righteous,   Dr. Klopek has some bones to explain and Rumsfeld finally gets to go full Nam flashback. We also discuss Pinocchio.

This minute begins with Ray promising to rebuild the Klopeks house and ends with Dr. Klopek gloving up.  In this minute we discuss Henry Gibson being imposing, the 1990 Academy Awards and having a meltdown about Godfather III being nominated for Best Picture.  We also discuss Dutch Angles.  Show Note:  Jeff realized after recording that they were discussing the wrong Academy Awards year.

Minute 91 begins with Ray in the ambulance and ends with Ray saying, When I get out of prison.  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss the old Doritos bags, the last minute of Klopeks possible innocence and how Corey Feldman got cast as Michaelangelo.  We also discuss the term Hepcat.

This minute begins with Ray screaming at Art and ends with Ray diving into an ambulance.  In this minute we discuss Ray throwing a wicker chair, when it’s time to punch your friend in the face and bobo Jake Gyllenhaall. We also discuss lunatics.

Minute 87 begins with Carol saying she lives there and ends with the cop saying the Klopek’s were picking up Walters wig.  In this minute we are stalked by a man in a bow tie, getting hit with the title belt and Art thanking his lucky stars.  We also discuss Franklin Ajaye.

Minute 85 begins with the Klopek’s house on fire and ends with the Klopek’s porch collapsing.   In this minute we discuss Are acting like a real jerk, crappy CGI on Walking Dead and Tom Hanks doing a wonderful shuffle down the steps.  We also discuss Jeff Smolek.

We are joined once again by Jonathan Carlisle from The Princess Bride Minute who definitely isn’t the six fingered man.  Minute 81 begins with The Klopek’s car approaching and end with Rumsfeld saying we caught you, Rube.  In this minute we discuss how crappy of a lookout Rumsfeld is, if anybody is going to fix the power and rock a Crypt Keeper laugh.  We also discuss crypts.

This minute begins with Steve Kuntz talking to Rumsfeld and ends with Ray looking at all of the Klopek’s stuff.  In this minute we discuss a girl who looks like Joey Lauren Adams, other things Rumsfeld could be eating and what is up with the Klopek’s furnace. We also discuss Animal Crackers.

Minute 77 begins with Ray breaking into the Klopek’s and ends with more of Ricky’s friends showing up. We discuss the search team missing a skull, Ricky’s friends watching the show and we have less than good things to say about 300 and Sin City.   We also discuss Nicky Katt.

This minute begins with Art explaining why they didn’t find anything in the backyard and ends with Art asking if the the words Breaking and Entering mean anything to Ray.  In this minute we discuss Art wanting a cold beer, picking locks with credit cards and trying to remember who The Mythbusters are.  We also discuss knackwurst.

Minute 75 begins with Rumsfeld saying Roger and ends with a shot of the Klopek’s porch. In this minute we discuss taking great advantage of the shooting location, why they started in the backyard and mention Commando. We also discuss Red Rover.

Minute 74 begins with Rumsfeld going to set up a communication base and ends with Ray going over the fence.  Jason Hawk from the Atomic Trivia War 9000 joins us for the final time as we cover Looney Tunes, horror movies and pastel eighties colors.  Also Jeff tells disturbing stories about his neighborhood, watching horror movies as a child and making a kid do the truffle shuffle.  We also cover Betty Moos.

Minute 72 begins with Art talking about taking out the Klopek’s alarms and ends with Mark asking if Art knows what he’s doing.  We are joined again by Jason Hawk from Atomic Trivia War 9000 and we discuss Lost Boys and it’s sequels far too deeply, try to justify why they shut off the power and  .  We also discuss Walkie-Talkies.

Minute 71 begins with Ray telling Carol to have a nice weekend and ends with Ray saying electricity is our friend.  We are joined by Jason Hawk from the Atomic Trivia War 9000 as we cover our golf prowess, Rumsfeld’s field promotion to Captain and get bitter about Corey Feldman not respond to us on Twitter.    We also cover Post Toasties.

Crystal Beth joins us one final time for Minute 70 which begins with a close up of Ricky’s glasses and ends with Dave saying his cousins are mean and they smell.  In this episode we discuss the Klopek’s lousy driving habits, give our thoughts on golf and tell a story about being covered in horse crap.   We also cover Rob Roy Golf Course.

Crystal Beth from The Fifth Eleminute podcast joins us for Minute 69 which begins with Ray staring and ends with Mark watching the Klopek’s leave.  In this minute we discuss the Tom Hanks chin move, Dr. Klopek needing to get some work done on his car and if Crystal Beth is a Klopek or a Peterson.  We also discuss Hawaiian Shirts.

Crystal Beth returns for Minute 68 which begins with Mark asking Ray if he’s whipped and ends with Mark saying the Klopek’s went back to get Walter’s hair.  In this minute we discuss Ray going commando, Limp Bizkit and George Michael plus pitching a Burbs sequel to Colin Hanks.

This minute we are joined by Crystal Beth from the Fifth Eleminute for Minute 67 which begins with Ray saying he thinks their clean and ends with Art and Mark sitting down.  In this minute we discuss taking your kids to school in yoga pants, we give some exciting rule changes to NBA basketball and discuss who Rick Duccomon beat out for the role. We also discuss Tuna.

This minute begins with Art falling into Ray’s yard and ends with Mark asking for a little participation from Ray. In this minute we discuss the last guillotine execution in France, the end of the worst dinner party ever and Art dressed as Roddy Piper We also discuss Landru, the dog and serial killer.

Minute 65 begins with Rumsfeld continuing his statement about where the noise is coming from and ends with Art yelling at the mangy mutt.  In this minute we discuss using a Great Dane as an attack dog, the evening going sideways and Hogan’s Heroes for some reason. We also discuss the Great Dane.

Minute 64 of The Burbs begins with Dr. Klopek approaching Rumseld and ends with Rumsfeld asking what’s the GD noise.  In Minute 64 Jeff and Chris discuss Rumseld dropping all pretense of civility, Dr. Klopek’s master delaying plan and Rocky punch sound effects.  We also discuss James Ashwell.

This minute begins with Dr. Klopek saying painting relaxes him and ends with Rumsfeld saying, “Says who?”.  In this minute we discuss Dr. Klopek being charming doing damage control, Rumsfeld the art critic and we spoil The Monsters are Due on Maple Street.  We also discuss Rod Serling.

Minute 62 begins with something red in Ray’s hand and ends with Ray shoving a rag under the table.  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss what happens who would win in a brawl with the Klopek’s,  find some time to rip Godfather III and read Chuck Norris quotes. We also discuss Opera.

This minute begins with Reuben telling Mark to ask him, himself and ends with Dr. Klopek saying “Pardon my glove.”  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss how well cast The Klopek’s are, correct handshaking procedures and Ray Walston.   We also discuss the doctor, Henry Gibson.

Minute 60 beings with a cuckoo clock and ends with Mark asking what kind of doctor Reuben’s brother is.  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss Carol finally joining the conversation, Ray tries to weasel his way into the basement and Jeff starts to think maybe the Klopek’s are up to something. We also discuss cuckoo clocks.

This minute start with Rumsfeld remarking on the good solid floors and ends with Uncle Reuben glaring at Mrs. Rumsfeld.    In this minute we discuss Ray using the newspaper in lieu of tissues, Reuben showing his softer side and Mrs. Rumsfeld adding nothing to the conversation. We also discuss Michael Germain.

For one last time we are joined by BJ Kramp from the Rock and/or Roll podcast.  This minute begins with Ray sizing up  his pretzel and sardine and ends with Mark stomping on the floor.   We discuss the merits of eating a whole sardine, how high on the tension scale we rate and bringing a knife to meet the neighbors.   We also discuss the term Slavic.

We are joined by BJ Kramp for an awkward Klopek minute.  Minute 56 begins with Art gasping for breath and ends wit Ray trying to make small talk.  In this minute we discuss getting hit in the head with a pickaxe,  doing some wallpaper with Rumsefeld and racist team names (Hello Washington!) We also discuss producer Larry Brezner.

This minute we are joined by BJ Kramp from the Rock and/or Roll Podcast.  This minute begins with Mark admiring a picture and ends with Art sitting up.  In this minute we praise the range of Courtney Gains, discuss more of Mark’s quasi racist comments plus Albert Einstein, Lord of the Rings and Dachau. We also discuss Brother Theodore.

Minute 54 begins with Carol welcoming Hans to Mayfield Place and ends with Hans knocking over a picture. We are joined one final time by the most beloved man on the internet, John J. Galbo, from the ACPN.  In this minute we discuss inappropriate statues, discover Chris has no taste in film or TV  and share video store memories. We also discuss Hans Christian Anderson.

This minute begins with the Rumsfield’s an Peterson’s walking to the Klopek’s and ends with Hans staring at Carol.  We are joined again by John J. Galbo from the ACPN and we are visited by Mcgruff the Crime Dog, deep cuts from Desperate Housewives and Hans staring at Carol’s boobs.  We also discuss Steve Bonner.  Also we are joined by the one and only John J. Galbo from ACPN

This minute begins with Art explaining what the paper could be and ends with The American Flag. We are joined by John J. Galbo from the ACPN and we discuss old timey ice packs, J.K. Rowling’s juice and Carol finally taking control of the situation. We are joined this minute by John J. Galbo of the ACPN.

Minute 49 begins with the Klopek’s door shutting and ends with Ray explaining he put a note in Walter’s door.  In this minute we flush out the Klopek’s, not liking things ironically, and trying to get some goddamn sleep.    We also discuss Bernhard Stroh

This minute begins with Art joining Mark on the the Klopek’s steps and ends with a hand grabbing a note.  In this minute we discuss Ray having a hair of the dog, ringing the doorbell as a team and Mark and Art not knowing what anonymous means.  We also cover Selywn Eddy.

Jeff and Chris discuss the international sign for Call Me, Ray being put in Timeout and maybe just letting the Klopek’s kill the occasional drifter. We also discuss Randall Johnson.

This minute begins with Art breaking character as Skip and ends with Mr. Rogers asking if you would be his neighbor.  Jeff and Chris discuss Skip’s Gomez Addams mustache, meeting Uncle Reuben in a dream and get misty eyed about Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.  We discuss the legendary Mr. Rogers.

Minute 45 begins with Ray on the barbecue and ends with Skip asking “Who ordered the blood shake.”  Jeff and Chris discuss American Werewolf in London, Gammorean Guards and Ghost Rider.  We also discuss Satan.

This minute begins with Art trying to talk to Ray and ends with Ray watching a woman being burned alive.  In this minute Chris loses all nerd credibility and we discuss Beelzebub, ritual killers and summoning Michael Keaton.  We also discuss cult leader Jim Jones.

This minute begins with the Demonology book and ends with Art telling Ray he’s chanting.   Jeff and Chris discuss the satanic panic, crew members moving lights  and a charming story about a duck.  We also discuss the Incubus.

This minute begins with Mark holding Walter’s hair and ends with Queenie barking.  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss keeping cookies in the refrigerator, writing multiple drafts of a note and dogs barking at Terminators. We also discuss Jamie Kehoe from craft service.

This minute begins with Vic saying, “Let’s get out of here,” and ends with possible signs of a struggle. Jeff and Chris discuss why Mrs. Rumsfield keeps trying to feed Queenie, a wardrobe change and a soldier’s way saving the day. We also discuss the legendary Lucille Ball.

This minute begins with Art throwing on his robe and ends with Ray and Carol arguing. Jeff and Chris are fascinated by Garbies, wonder about Art’s choice of dress and sit through another deeply disturbing marital argument. We also discuss actor Robert Picardo.

Minute 33 begins with more rain on Mayfield Place and ends with Art running out of his house.  In this minute we discuss midnight digging in the rain, Walter Paisley and even the Staff or Ra and Jawa’s, We also discuss veteran character actor Dick Miller.

This minute begins with Rumsfield leaving and ends with rain on Mayfield Place. Jeff and Chris discuss 80’s fashion choices, Art having a great time and why the Klopek’s house is hissing and smoking.  We also discuss Ken Pepiot, the special effects supervisor.

Minute 31 begins with Hans backing up a car and ends with Rumsfield saying “scope me.” In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss Art having the right idea and no one listening, cheating at Jeopardy, and the correct way to root through your neighbor’s garbage.  We also discuss DGA trainee Cynthia Potthast.

This minute begins with Rumsfield saying, “That can be arranged” and ends with Ricky and his girlfriend sitting up.  In this minute Jeff and Chris begin to wonder if there is something up with these Klopeks, discuss Frankenstein quotes, and once again wax on about how great Tom Hanks is.  We also discuss casting director Mike Fenton.

This minute starts with Ricky trying to impress his girlfriend and ends with Art talking to Ray through a closed window.  Jeff and Chris discuss Ricky standing in for Rod Serling, reminiscing about VHS tapes and Ricky still loving this street. We also discuss Alex Trebek.

Minute 17 begins with Ray grabbing Art and ends with a close up of Walter’s eyebrows. Jeff and Chris discuss dismissing your wife with a brusque noise, transitioning into a spaghetti western and Firefighter Walter,  We also briefly discuss Rosanna Norton, the costume designer.

This minute begins with Art staring at the Klopek’s house and ends with Walter telling Queenie no.  Jeff and Chris discuss the first real glimpse of a Klopek, Ricky still not painting and for some reason Children of the Corn.  We also discuss Courtney Gains.