http://www.thefump.com The Funny Music Project! Fri, 28 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 en-us All songs are the copyright of the original artist and are released under a Creative Commons Attribution- Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. support@fidim.com (Tom Rockwell) 60 Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Free funny songs twice a week! The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new, rare, and unreleased songs by some of the biggest names in funny music. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at science fiction conventions and other places around the country. FIDIM Interactive, LLC yessupport@fidim.comFIDIM Interactive, LLC Devo Spice 2:46 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ds128_manic-mondays-x10.mp3 In 2005 I started my podcast Manic Mondays as a creative outlet for some of my ideas that didn't work well in hip hop form. This Monday's episode will be episode #1000. I have a few things planned for the episode itself, but I thought I should mark the occasion with a song, so here it is. lyrics, vocals: Tom Rockwell music: Jared Ringold, Tom Rockwell background vocals: Jared Ringold Fri, 28 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ds128_manic-mondays-x10.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)In 2005 I started my podcast Manic Mondays as a creative outlet for some of my ideas that didn't work well in hip hop form. This Monday's episode will be episode #1000. I have a few things planned for the episode itself, but I thought I should mark the occasion with a song, so here it is. lyrics, vocals: Tom Rockwell music: Jared Ringold, Tom Rockwell background vocals: Jared RingoldIn 2005 I started my podcast Manic Mondays as a creative outlet for some of my ideas that didn't work well in hip hop form. This Monday's episode will be episode #1000. I have a few things planned for the episode itself, but I thought I should mark the occasion with a song, so here it is. lyrics, vocals: Tom Rockwell music: Jared Ringold, Tom Rockwell background vocals: Jared RingoldSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Sulu 2:03 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/su128_WeirdAlgaeGrows.mp3 At one time, the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. was a beautiful shade of blue/gray. Somehow, it changed its color, and green algae seemed to multiply... Yeah, it was pretty "weird," "Weird Algae" to be specific. Let me explain. One night, my musical pal Carla Ulbrich and I were commenting on Weird Al in a comedy chat, and Wallah! A cute comment on Weird Al that I had written in the chat had an immediate, ever-so-funny response by Carla answering me back with two clever words... "Weird Algae." My weird brain kicked in, and somehow I started humming a hit song of Cole Porter's called "Anything Goes!" So then I combined the two "Weird Algae Grows" with the hit tune "Anything Goes" Here goes: "Weird Algae Grows." Credits: Weird Algae Concept: Carla Ulbrich Weird Algae Grows parody/new lyrics: Sulu Dubow Original melody: "Anything Goes" by Cole Porter Production: Moonlight Studios, Jeff Lewis Assistant Production: Sulu Dubow Vocals: Sulu Dubow Special thanks to Steve Goodie and Brad Tassell (Another Dumb Song For No Reason "Surprise" VCS) Technical Support: Jordan Kesselhaut Tue, 25 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/su128_WeirdAlgaeGrows.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)At one time, the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. was a beautiful shade of blue/gray. Somehow, it changed its color, and green algae seemed to multiply... Yeah, it was pretty "weird," "Weird Algae" to be specific. Let me explain. One night, my musical pal Carla Ulbrich and I were commenting on Weird Al in a comedy chat, and Wallah! A cute comment on Weird Al that I had written in the chat had an immediate, ever-so-funny response by Carla answering me back with two clever words... "Weird Algae." My weird brain kicked in, and somehow I started humming a hit song of Cole Porter's called "Anything Goes!" So then I combined the two "Weird Algae Grows" with the hit tune "Anything Goes" Here goes: "Weird Algae Grows." Credits: Weird Algae Concept: Carla Ulbrich Weird Algae Grows parody/new lyrics: Sulu Dubow Original melody: "Anything Goes" by Cole Porter Production: Moonlight Studios, Jeff Lewis Assistant Production: Sulu Dubow Vocals: Sulu Dubow Special thanks to Steve Goodie and Brad Tassell (Another Dumb Song For No Reason "Surprise" VCS) Technical Support: Jordan KesselhautAt one time, the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. was a beautiful shade of blue/gray. Somehow, it changed its color, and green algae seemed to multiply... Yeah, it was pretty "weird," "Weird Algae" to be specific. Let me explain. One night, my musical pal Carla Ulbrich and I were commenting on Weird Al in a comedy chat, and Wallah! A cute comment on Weird Al that I had written in the chat had an immediate, ever-so-funny response by Carla answering me back with two clever words... "Weird Algae." My weird brain kicked in, and somehow I started humming a hit song of Cole Porter's called "Anything Goes!" So then I combined the two "Weird Algae Grows" with the hit tune "Anything Goes" Here goes: "Weird Algae Grows." Credits: Weird Algae Concept: Carla Ulbrich Weird Algae Grows parody/new lyrics: Sulu Dubow Original melody: "Anything Goes" by Cole Porter Production: Moonlight Studios, Jeff Lewis Assistant Production: Sulu Dubow Vocals: Sulu Dubow Special thanks to Steve Goodie and Brad Tassell (Another Dumb Song For No Reason "Surprise" VCS) Technical Support: Jordan KesselhautSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music HappyRon 3:14 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/hr128_people-been-drankin-if-booze-could-talk.mp3 If booze could talk, what would it say? I say booze can talk, you just have to listen to it's song. HappyRon listened, and he's here to tell the tale Fri, 21 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/hr128_people-been-drankin-if-booze-could-talk.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)If booze could talk, what would it say? I say booze can talk, you just have to listen to it's song. HappyRon listened, and he's here to tell the taleIf booze could talk, what would it say? I say booze can talk, you just have to listen to it's song. HappyRon listened, and he's here to tell the taleSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Perky Pete and The Mechanics 03:35 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ppm128_all-i-wanna-do-is-play-games.mp3 "All I Wanna Do Is Play Games" is a comedy song for anyone who has ever looked at everything they were supposed to accomplish that day and thought, "Yeah... but I could play a game instead." It's about that eternal battle between responsibility and the much more appealing prospect of just one more level, one more match, or one more turn. Written by longtime game developer John C. Ardussi, the song is the title track from Perky Pete and The Mechanics' debut album and part of the musical world of the comedy series in development Game Mechanics. Tue, 18 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ppm128_all-i-wanna-do-is-play-games.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)"All I Wanna Do Is Play Games" is a comedy song for anyone who has ever looked at everything they were supposed to accomplish that day and thought, "Yeah... but I could play a game instead." It's about that eternal battle between responsibility and the much more appealing prospect of just one more level, one more match, or one more turn. Written by longtime game developer John C. Ardussi, the song is the title track from Perky Pete and The Mechanics' debut album and part of the musical world of the comedy series in development Game Mechanics."All I Wanna Do Is Play Games" is a comedy song for anyone who has ever looked at everything they were supposed to accomplish that day and thought, "Yeah... but I could play a game instead." It's about that eternal battle between responsibility and the much more appealing prospect of just one more level, one more match, or one more turn. Written by longtime game developer John C. Ardussi, the song is the title track from Perky Pete and The Mechanics' debut album and part of the musical world of the comedy series in development Game Mechanics.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Steve Goodie 0:21 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_jerry-lewis-sings-led-zeppelin-part-two.mp3 Ok, this is just dumb, And mercifully brief. Music: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant Lyrics: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant and Jerry Lewis and SG Guitar, vocal, arrangement, production: SG This song is featured on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy at www.stevegoodie.com ! Fri, 14 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_jerry-lewis-sings-led-zeppelin-part-two.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Ok, this is just dumb, And mercifully brief. Music: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant Lyrics: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant and Jerry Lewis and SG Guitar, vocal, arrangement, production: SG This song is featured on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy at www.stevegoodie.com !Ok, this is just dumb, And mercifully brief. Music: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant Lyrics: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant and Jerry Lewis and SG Guitar, vocal, arrangement, production: SG This song is featured on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy at www.stevegoodie.com !Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Art Paul Schlosser 1:54 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/aps128_look-in-the-mirror-.mp3 It's about Looking In The Mirror Tue, 11 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/aps128_look-in-the-mirror-.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)It's about Looking In The MirrorIt's about Looking In The MirrorSudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Dave Guhlow 2:41 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/dg128_drowsy-donny-from-mar-a-lago.mp3 A parody of "Tricky Dicky" by Country Joe McDonald. New lyrics by Dave Guhlow. Fri, 07 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/dg128_drowsy-donny-from-mar-a-lago.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)A parody of "Tricky Dicky" by Country Joe McDonald. New lyrics by Dave Guhlow.A parody of "Tricky Dicky" by Country Joe McDonald. New lyrics by Dave Guhlow.Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music Michael J. Dog 3:10 no https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/2sle128_hot-dog-farm.mp3 Do you hate working for a living as much as we do? Tue, 04 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500 https://cdn.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/2sle128_hot-dog-farm.mp3 support@fidim.com (FIDIM Interactive, LLC)Do you hate working for a living as much as we do?Do you hate working for a living as much as we do?Sudden,Death,Worm,Quartet,Luke,Ski,Tom,Smith,Rob,Balder,Raymond,and,Scum,fump,comedy,Dr,Demento,dementia,funny,music,funny,songs,funny,weird,music