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<title>The Sideshow</title>
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<description>The FuMP Sideshow</description>
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<itunes:subtitle>The FuMP Sideshow</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The FuMP Sideshow is a place where fans of funny music can post their own weird creations to share with the community.</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:author>Sillie Nelson</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>4:39</itunes:duration>
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<title>Love You almost as much as my Dog by Sillie Nelson</title>
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<description>Originally published under my Country Music name, Davey Duncan, I wrote this and realized that it is also a novelty or comedy song that also mocks country music. I guess I just can't get away from funny music.
Is it possible to love someone with all your heart while still keeping a spot reserved for your dog, your truck, and your tractor? </description>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Sillie Nelson</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>3:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Gas Station Sushi by Sillie Nelson</title>
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<description>"Gas Station Sushi" is a comedic funk-rock anthem that turns one man's catastrophically bad snack decision into a full-blown epic tragedy. Perfect for anyone who's ever made a questionable decision at a convenience store and lived (barely) to tell the tale.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Sillie Nelson</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>1:59</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Seventy-Six Flock Cameras (Music Man Parody) by Sillie Nelson</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Goofy Gavin's Goofy AI Songs</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>2:03</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Oh, Fuck I Stepped In Shit (So Explicit!) by Goofy Gavin's Goofy AI Songs</title>
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<description>Um... I have no words. Also this was uploaded on my birthday!</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>FIDIM Interactive, LLC</author><itunes:subtitle>Um... I have no words. Also this was uploaded on my birthday!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Um... I have no words. Also this was uploaded on my birthday!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Derwood,Bowen,Groundhogcow,Chris,Wolvie,Jake,Waters,Art,Paul,Schlosser,Joe,J,Thomas,Anthony,A,Log,Logatto,funny,music,parody,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>Sillie Nelson</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>2:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>99 Words for Balls by Sillie Nelson</title>
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<description>Shout out to Lund and Spaff for their parody entitled "99 Words for Boobs." From ping-pong balls and gumballs to baseballs, meatballs, eyeballs, testicles, and "family jewels," this bouncing musical adventure turns an endless list of ball-related words into pure chaotic fun. Expect goofy animation, surreal scenes, silly wordplay, and an unapologetically absurd chorus you won't be able to forget!</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>FIDIM Interactive, LLC</author><itunes:subtitle>Shout out to Lund and Spaff for their parody entitled "99 Words for Boobs." From ping-pong balls and gumballs to baseballs, meatballs, eyeballs, testicles, and "family jewels," this bouncing musical adventure turns an endless list of ball-related words into pure chaotic fun. Expect goofy animation, surreal scenes, silly wordplay, and an unapologetically absurd chorus you won't be able to forget!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Shout out to Lund and Spaff for their parody entitled "99 Words for Boobs." From ping-pong balls and gumballs to baseballs, meatballs, eyeballs, testicles, and "family jewels," this bouncing musical adventure turns an endless list of ball-related words into pure chaotic fun. Expect goofy animation, surreal scenes, silly wordplay, and an unapologetically absurd chorus you won't be able to forget!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Derwood,Bowen,Groundhogcow,Chris,Wolvie,Jake,Waters,Art,Paul,Schlosser,Joe,J,Thomas,Anthony,A,Log,Logatto,funny,music,parody,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>Sillie Nelson</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>4:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Singing a Weird Al Polka (Livin La Vida Loca Parody) by Sillie Nelson</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Rusty Stains</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>3:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>

<title>With Your Pants On by Rusty Stains</title>
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<description>Rusty Stains makes comedy country for blokes who should probably know better. "With Your Pants On" celebrates the joys of hunting, the Australian bush, and the questionable decision to enjoy both without trousers. </description>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>FIDIM Interactive, LLC</author><itunes:subtitle>Rusty Stains makes comedy country for blokes who should probably know better. "With Your Pants On" celebrates the joys of hunting, the Australian bush, and the questionable decision to enjoy both without trousers.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Rusty Stains makes comedy country for blokes who should probably know better. "With Your Pants On" celebrates the joys of hunting, the Australian bush, and the questionable decision to enjoy both without trousers.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Derwood,Bowen,Groundhogcow,Chris,Wolvie,Jake,Waters,Art,Paul,Schlosser,Joe,J,Thomas,Anthony,A,Log,Logatto,funny,music,parody,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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<itunes:author>Sillie Nelson</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>3:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>

<title>Spider-man has Arachnophobia! by Sillie Nelson</title>
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<description>Meet this Spider-verse's Spider-Man. A superhero with all the powers and none of the ability to use them. This hilarious anthem follows a webslinger crippled by arachnophobia, vertigo, carpal tunnel, IBS, latex allergies, newspaper print allergies, and an encyclopedic list of phobias that would make a therapist weep. 

From his anxiety cornucopia to his SAD/PTSD/OCD trifecta, this Spider-Man can't climb buildings, can't leave his apartment, and can't even look at spiders without screaming. With infectious melodies, clever wordplay, and comedic sound effects, the song transforms Marvel's greatest hero into a relatable mess of modern neuroses. 

A darkly funny celebration of mental health struggles wrapped in an earworm chorus that'll have you laughing at the absurdity of a superhero who's never been seen because he's too busy dealing with his anxiety cornucopia. </description>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<author>FIDIM Interactive, LLC</author><itunes:subtitle>Meet this Spider-verse's Spider-Man. A superhero with all the powers and none of the ability to use them. This hilarious anthem follows a webslinger crippled by arachnophobia, vertigo, carpal tunnel, IBS, latex allergies, newspaper print allergies, and an encyclopedic list of phobias that would make a therapist weep. From his anxiety cornucopia to his SAD/PTSD/OCD trifecta, this Spider-Man can't climb buildings, can't leave his apartment, and can't even look at spiders without screaming. With infectious melodies, clever wordplay, and comedic sound effects, the song transforms Marvel's greatest hero into a relatable mess of modern neuroses. A darkly funny celebration of mental health struggles wrapped in an earworm chorus that'll have you laughing at the absurdity of a superhero who's never been seen because he's too busy dealing with his anxiety cornucopia.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Meet this Spider-verse's Spider-Man. A superhero with all the powers and none of the ability to use them. This hilarious anthem follows a webslinger crippled by arachnophobia, vertigo, carpal tunnel, IBS, latex allergies, newspaper print allergies, and an encyclopedic list of phobias that would make a therapist weep. From his anxiety cornucopia to his SAD/PTSD/OCD trifecta, this Spider-Man can't climb buildings, can't leave his apartment, and can't even look at spiders without screaming. With infectious melodies, clever wordplay, and comedic sound effects, the song transforms Marvel's greatest hero into a relatable mess of modern neuroses. A darkly funny celebration of mental health struggles wrapped in an earworm chorus that'll have you laughing at the absurdity of a superhero who's never been seen because he's too busy dealing with his anxiety cornucopia.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Derwood,Bowen,Groundhogcow,Chris,Wolvie,Jake,Waters,Art,Paul,Schlosser,Joe,J,Thomas,Anthony,A,Log,Logatto,funny,music,parody,funny,songs,funny,weird,music</itunes:keywords></item>
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