<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" version="2.0">

<channel>
	<title>The Queen\’s English</title>
	<atom:link href="https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/>
	<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com</link>
	<description>A comedy podcast. Hosted by David Underwood</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:22:36 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>
	hourly	</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>
	1	</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
<site xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">364318</site><cloud domain="queensenglish.wordpress.com" path="/?rsscloud=notify" port="80" protocol="http-post" registerProcedure=""/>
<image>
		<url>https://s0.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>The Queen\’s English</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com</link>
	</image>
	<atom:link href="https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/osd.xml" rel="search" title="The Queen\'s English" type="application/opensearchdescription+xml"/>
	<atom:link href="https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/?pushpress=hub" rel="hub"/>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><copyright>Copyright David Underwood 2006</copyright><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>A weekly comedy podcast featuring sketches and short stories from British student David Underwood.</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>A weekly comedy podcast featuring sketches and short stories from British student David Underwood.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:email>thequeensenglish@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>David Underwood</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item>
		<title>No shows for a while, but…</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/10/15/no-shows-for-a-while-but/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/10/15/no-shows-for-a-while-but/#comments</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/10/15/no-shows-for-a-while-but/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[As you may have noticed, shows over the last few weeks have been few and far between. This is mainly because third year university is HELL in terms of projects and assignments. When I&#8217;m not drawing database models for one class, I&#8217;m writing use cases for another or solving recurence relations or writing operating system [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you may have noticed, shows over the last few weeks have been few and far between. This is mainly because third year university is HELL in terms of projects and assignments. When I&#8217;m not drawing database models for one class, I&#8217;m writing use cases for another or solving recurence relations or writing operating system enhancements or&#8230; You get the picture.</p>
<p>Anyway, basically I&#8217;m putting the show on hold for the time being. I&#8217;m not giving up on The Queen&#8217;s English, not at all, but I need a little breathing room for university right now. I estimate that I should be back recording new shows for you some time in January, but we&#8217;ll have to see&#8230;</p>
<p>Now on to new and exciting things. As I&#8217;ve mentioned before I&#8217;m a member of the Carleton Improv Association, my university improv team. We did our first show last night and it was a blast. What&#8217;s exciting is that we managed to record both audio <em>and video</em> of the performance. Within a week or so I hope to have all the raw data trimmed and primped for public consumption and posted on our <a href="http://www.carleton.ca/cia" target="_blank">team website</a> (coded by yours truly). So if you absolutely can&#8217;t wait to hear (and maybe even see) more comedy from me, check for updates there over the next week or so. I&#8217;ll also post here when things start happening, most likely.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/10/15/no-shows-for-a-while-but/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">22</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator></item>
		<item>
		<title>Oops</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/oops/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/oops/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/oops/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Oops. I ballsed up posting the podcast yesterday, instead of linking to the new show like it was supposed to, the feed started pointing people to last weeks show. This was because I copy/pasted the text from last weeks post and failed to properly eradicate the old link. Anyway, it&#8217;s fixed now. Let me know [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oops. I ballsed up posting the podcast yesterday, instead of linking to the new show like it was supposed to, the feed started pointing people to last weeks show. This was because I copy/pasted the text from last weeks post and failed to properly eradicate the old link. Anyway, it&#8217;s fixed now. Let me know if you have any problems.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/27/oops/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">21</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator></item>
		<item>
		<title>Black and Blue and Read All Over</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/26/black-and-blue-and/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/26/black-and-blue-and/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/26/black-and-blue-and/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: Black and Blue and Read All Over Finally, I give you a show. And what a show! Ok, so it&#8217;s a bit short. But it&#8217;s perfectly formed! Show Links: Not Right Podcast by Joel. Take a listen, you&#8217;ll be glad you did!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">New Show:</span> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp11/queensenglish-2006-09-26.mp3" target="_blank">Black and Blue and Read All Over</a></p>
<p>Finally, I give you a show. And what a show! Ok, so it&#8217;s a bit short. But it&#8217;s perfectly formed!</p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Show Links:</span></p>
<p><a href="http://notrightpodcast.com" target="_blank">Not Right Podcast</a> by Joel. Take a listen, you&#8217;ll be glad you did!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/26/black-and-blue-and/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="8848321" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp11/queensenglish-2006-09-26.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">20</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: Black and Blue and Read All Over Finally, I give you a show. And what a show! Ok, so it&amp;#8217;s a bit short. But it&amp;#8217;s perfectly formed! Show Links: Not Right Podcast by Joel. Take a listen, you&amp;#8217;ll be glad you did!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: Black and Blue and Read All Over Finally, I give you a show. And what a show! Ok, so it&amp;#8217;s a bit short. But it&amp;#8217;s perfectly formed! Show Links: Not Right Podcast by Joel. Take a listen, you&amp;#8217;ll be glad you did!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>Show Tomorrow!</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/24/show-tomorrow/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/24/show-tomorrow/#comments</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/24/show-tomorrow/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Sorry guys, the show is going to be delayed until tomorrow sometime (probably in the evening). Whilst I&#8217;ve got most of my material written, I&#8217;ve run out of time to actually record anything without rushing it and it turning out sounding awful. Don&#8217;t worry though, I&#8217;ve now changed my schedule so that I&#8217;ll have most [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry guys, the show is going to be delayed until tomorrow sometime (probably in the evening). Whilst I&#8217;ve got most of my material written, I&#8217;ve run out of time to actually record anything without rushing it and it turning out sounding awful. Don&#8217;t worry though, I&#8217;ve now changed my schedule so that I&#8217;ll have most of Saturday free to  do the brunt of the work on a show, before adding the final touches Sunday evening. So hang in there, and hopefully future updates will be more reliable. Hooray!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/24/show-tomorrow/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">18</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator></item>
		<item>
		<title>Flip-Reverse It</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/17/flip-reverse-it/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/17/flip-reverse-it/#comments</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/17/flip-reverse-it/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: Flip-Reverse It A show! A show! My Kingdom for a sh&#8230; Oh wait, there it is. My humble apologies for the delay. Now that I&#8217;m back into the swing of University I should be more reliable posting the show. Hopefully Show Links: Teknikal Diffikulties is Cayenne Chris Conroy&#8217;s podcast. I&#8217;ve told you before [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>New Show:</strong> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp10/queensenglish-2006-09-17.mp3" target="_blank">Flip-Reverse It </a></p>
<p>A show! A show! My Kingdom for a sh&#8230; Oh wait, there it is. My humble apologies for the delay. Now that I&#8217;m back into the swing of University I should be more reliable posting the show. Hopefully</p>
<p><strong>Show Links:</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.tekdiff.com/" target="_blank">Teknikal Diffikulties</a> is Cayenne Chris Conroy&#8217;s podcast. I&#8217;ve told you before and I&#8217;ll tell you again: Listen to it!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/17/flip-reverse-it/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="14386682" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp10/queensenglish-2006-09-17.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">17</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: Flip-Reverse It A show! A show! My Kingdom for a sh&amp;#8230; Oh wait, there it is. My humble apologies for the delay. Now that I&amp;#8217;m back into the swing of University I should be more reliable posting the show. Hopefully Show Links: Teknikal Diffikulties is Cayenne Chris Conroy&amp;#8217;s podcast. I&amp;#8217;ve told you before [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: Flip-Reverse It A show! A show! My Kingdom for a sh&amp;#8230; Oh wait, there it is. My humble apologies for the delay. Now that I&amp;#8217;m back into the swing of University I should be more reliable posting the show. Hopefully Show Links: Teknikal Diffikulties is Cayenne Chris Conroy&amp;#8217;s podcast. I&amp;#8217;ve told you before [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>Holier Than Thou</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/27/holier-than-thou/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/27/holier-than-thou/#comments</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/27/holier-than-thou/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: Holier Than Thou What&#8217;s this? A show? On a Sunday? Burn the heretic! Actually, listen to the show first. Then you can burn me if you don&#8217;t like it. I hope you do like it, incidently. Show Links: The Manly Geek Podcast is Manly Geek&#8217;s err&#8230; podcast. It&#8217;s fairly self explainatory, I suppose. [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>New Show:</b> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp9/queensenglish-2006-08-27.mp3" target="_blank">Holier Than Thou<br />
</a><br />
What&#8217;s this? A show? On a Sunday? Burn the heretic! Actually, listen to the show first. Then you can burn me if you don&#8217;t like it. I hope you <i>do</i> like it, incidently.</p>
<p><b>Show Links:</b></p>
<p><a href="http://podcast.manlygeek.com/" target="_blank">The Manly Geek Podcast</a> is Manly Geek&#8217;s err&#8230; podcast. It&#8217;s fairly self explainatory, I suppose. Listen to it!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/27/holier-than-thou/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="10363407" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp9/queensenglish-2006-08-27.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">16</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: Holier Than Thou What&amp;#8217;s this? A show? On a Sunday? Burn the heretic! Actually, listen to the show first. Then you can burn me if you don&amp;#8217;t like it. I hope you do like it, incidently. Show Links: The Manly Geek Podcast is Manly Geek&amp;#8217;s err&amp;#8230; podcast. It&amp;#8217;s fairly self explainatory, I suppose. [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: Holier Than Thou What&amp;#8217;s this? A show? On a Sunday? Burn the heretic! Actually, listen to the show first. Then you can burn me if you don&amp;#8217;t like it. I hope you do like it, incidently. Show Links: The Manly Geek Podcast is Manly Geek&amp;#8217;s err&amp;#8230; podcast. It&amp;#8217;s fairly self explainatory, I suppose. [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>Show moved to Sunday</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/25/show-moved-to-sunday/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/25/show-moved-to-sunday/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/25/show-moved-to-sunday/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve decided that the show shall now be released every Sunday. This fits in a lot better with my new schedule, so I hope no-one minds too much. Hey, if you miss listening to the show on Wednesday, you can always wait til then before you download it 🙂]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve decided that the show shall now be released every Sunday. This fits in a lot better with my new schedule, so I hope no-one minds too much. Hey, if you miss listening to the show on Wednesday, you can always wait til then before you download it <img src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/72x72/1f642.png" alt="🙂" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/25/show-moved-to-sunday/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">14</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator></item>
		<item>
		<title>New site!</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/18/new-site/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/18/new-site/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2006 17:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/18/new-site/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I&#8217;m rather annoyed at Blogger right now for breaking my feed. So what I&#8217;m doing is setting up a blog here at WordPress that will be run in parallel for the next few weeks until I shut down the one over at Blogger. The good news is that I will still be using [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, so I&#8217;m rather annoyed at Blogger right now for breaking my feed. So what I&#8217;m doing is setting up a blog here at WordPress that will be run in parallel for the next few weeks until I shut down the one over at Blogger. The good news is that I will still be using the same feedburner feed for the podcast, so people who get the show via a feed reader (such as iTunes or Juice) won&#8217;t have to change anything. Hooray!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/18/new-site/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">3</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator></item>
		<item>
		<title>To Infinity and Beyond</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/16/to-infinity-and-beyond/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/16/to-infinity-and-beyond/#comments</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/16/to-infinity-and-beyond/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: To Infinity and Beyond! A mixed bag this week. There&#8217;s fun, frolics, and fish sticks. Well, not the last one. Show Links: Hilbert&#8217;s Hotel, also known as Hilbert&#8217;s paradox of the Grand Hotel. There, don&#8217;t say you never learned anything from listening to podcasts!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>New Show:</b> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp8/queensenglish-2006-08-16.mp3" target="_blank">To Infinity and Beyond!</a></p>
<p>A mixed bag this week. There&#8217;s fun, frolics, and fish sticks. Well, not the last one.</p>
<p><b>Show Links:</b></p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert's_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel" target="_blank">Hilbert&#8217;s Hotel</a>, also known as Hilbert&#8217;s paradox of the Grand Hotel. There, don&#8217;t say you never learned anything from listening to podcasts!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/16/to-infinity-and-beyond/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="11180524" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp8/queensenglish-2006-08-16.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">5</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: To Infinity and Beyond! A mixed bag this week. There&amp;#8217;s fun, frolics, and fish sticks. Well, not the last one. Show Links: Hilbert&amp;#8217;s Hotel, also known as Hilbert&amp;#8217;s paradox of the Grand Hotel. There, don&amp;#8217;t say you never learned anything from listening to podcasts!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: To Infinity and Beyond! A mixed bag this week. There&amp;#8217;s fun, frolics, and fish sticks. Well, not the last one. Show Links: Hilbert&amp;#8217;s Hotel, also known as Hilbert&amp;#8217;s paradox of the Grand Hotel. There, don&amp;#8217;t say you never learned anything from listening to podcasts!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>Hotter Than Hell</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/02/hotter-than-hell/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/02/hotter-than-hell/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 17:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/02/hotter-than-hell/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: Hotter Than Hell Something a bit different for you this week, hope you like it! Feel free to leave a comment here or email me: thequeensenglish@gmail.com Show Links: None!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b> New Show:</b> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp7/queensenglish-2006-08-02.mp3" target="_blank">Hotter Than Hell</a><br />
Something a bit different for you this week, hope you like it! Feel free to leave a comment here or email me: thequeensenglish@gmail.com</p>
<p><b>Show Links:<br />
</b><br />
None!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/02/hotter-than-hell/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="11331819" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp7/queensenglish-2006-08-02.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">6</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: Hotter Than Hell Something a bit different for you this week, hope you like it! Feel free to leave a comment here or email me: thequeensenglish@gmail.com Show Links: None!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: Hotter Than Hell Something a bit different for you this week, hope you like it! Feel free to leave a comment here or email me: thequeensenglish@gmail.com Show Links: None!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>The Internet is Made of Tubes</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/26/the-internet-is-made-of-tubes/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/26/the-internet-is-made-of-tubes/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 17:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/08/18/the-internet-is-made-of-tubes/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: The Internet is Made of Tubes This week&#8217;s show is all about video games. Do they cause violence? Break relationships? Turn men into unwashed, beer-swilling zombies? Find out! Show Links: None! Ah ha ha ha!]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>New Show:</b> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp6/queensenglish-2006-07-26.mp3" target="_blank">The Internet is Made of Tubes</a></p>
<p>This week&#8217;s show is all about video games.  Do they cause violence? Break relationships? Turn men into unwashed, beer-swilling zombies? Find out!</p>
<p><b>Show Links:</b></p>
<p>None! Ah ha ha ha!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/26/the-internet-is-made-of-tubes/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="11177187" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp6/queensenglish-2006-07-26.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">7</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: The Internet is Made of Tubes This week&amp;#8217;s show is all about video games. Do they cause violence? Break relationships? Turn men into unwashed, beer-swilling zombies? Find out! Show Links: None! Ah ha ha ha!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: The Internet is Made of Tubes This week&amp;#8217;s show is all about video games. Do they cause violence? Break relationships? Turn men into unwashed, beer-swilling zombies? Find out! Show Links: None! Ah ha ha ha!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>Once More Unto The Beach</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/19/once-more-unto-the-beach/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/19/once-more-unto-the-beach/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/19/once-more-unto-the-beach/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show:  Once More Unto The Beach This week&#8217;s show contains more pirate content, along with scary zombies (not really) and even scarier public transport. Oh, and a heatwave. Show Links: The Blue Eyes Puzzle A Company of Fools]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="left"><b>New Show:</b>  <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp5/queensenglish-2006-07-17.mp3" target="_blank">Once More Unto The Beach</a><br />
This week&#8217;s show contains more pirate content, along with scary zombies (not really) and even scarier public transport. Oh, and a heatwave.</p>
<p><b>Show Links:</b></p>
<p><a href="http://xkcd.com/blue_eyes.html" target="_blank">The Blue Eyes Puzzle</a><br />
<a href="http://www.fools.ca" target="_blank">A Company of Fools</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/19/once-more-unto-the-beach/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="11071438" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp5/queensenglish-2006-07-17.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">8</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show:  Once More Unto The Beach This week&amp;#8217;s show contains more pirate content, along with scary zombies (not really) and even scarier public transport. Oh, and a heatwave. Show Links: The Blue Eyes Puzzle A Company of Fools</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show:  Once More Unto The Beach This week&amp;#8217;s show contains more pirate content, along with scary zombies (not really) and even scarier public transport. Oh, and a heatwave. Show Links: The Blue Eyes Puzzle A Company of Fools</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>She Blinded Me With Science</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/12/she-blinded-me-with-science/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/12/she-blinded-me-with-science/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 17:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/12/she-blinded-me-with-science/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: She Blinded Me With Science Just a short post this week, as it&#8217;s getting late in the day and I haven&#8217;t really got much to say. The show this week is all about science. Well, mostly. So gather your friends round the old gramaphone and have a listen to The Queen&#8217;s English! Show [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>New Show:</b> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishep4/queensenglish-2006-07-12.mp3" target="_blank">She Blinded Me With Science</a></p>
<p>Just a short post this week, as it&#8217;s getting late in the day and I haven&#8217;t really got much to say. The show this week is all about science. Well, mostly. So gather your friends round the old gramaphone and have a listen to The Queen&#8217;s English!</p>
<p><b>Show Links:</b></p>
<p>Still no new links!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/12/she-blinded-me-with-science/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="10893923" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishep4/queensenglish-2006-07-12.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">9</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: She Blinded Me With Science Just a short post this week, as it&amp;#8217;s getting late in the day and I haven&amp;#8217;t really got much to say. The show this week is all about science. Well, mostly. So gather your friends round the old gramaphone and have a listen to The Queen&amp;#8217;s English! Show [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: She Blinded Me With Science Just a short post this week, as it&amp;#8217;s getting late in the day and I haven&amp;#8217;t really got much to say. The show this week is all about science. Well, mostly. So gather your friends round the old gramaphone and have a listen to The Queen&amp;#8217;s English! Show [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>Low Budget Sound Effects</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/05/low-budget-sound-effects/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/05/low-budget-sound-effects/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 17:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/05/low-budget-sound-effects/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: Low Budget Sound Effects Once again I&#8217;m back to bring you my own brand of absolutely hilarious comedy. Or at least that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m told. The new show is up, chock full of space adventures, terrible sound effects and sex. Don&#8217;t worry though, the sound effects and the sex aren&#8217;t in the same [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>New Show:</b> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/queensenglishep3/queensenglish-2006-07-05.mp3" target="_blank">Low Budget Sound Effects</a></p>
<p>Once again I&#8217;m back to bring you my own brand of absolutely hilarious comedy. Or at least that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m told. The new show is up, chock full of space adventures, terrible sound effects and sex. Don&#8217;t worry though, the sound effects and the sex aren&#8217;t in the same scene. I&#8217;ll save that for another time. Just a quick entry this week as I have a busy day today. As explained on the show, I&#8217;m helping <a href="http://thewaghorns.blogspot.com/">Noel and his lovely lady wife Lesley</a> move house. Adios!</p>
<p><b>Show Links:</b></p>
<p>Erm, no new links this week! Check the sidebar for your dose of linky goodness.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/07/05/low-budget-sound-effects/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="12795520" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/queensenglishep3/queensenglish-2006-07-05.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">10</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: Low Budget Sound Effects Once again I&amp;#8217;m back to bring you my own brand of absolutely hilarious comedy. Or at least that&amp;#8217;s what I&amp;#8217;m told. The new show is up, chock full of space adventures, terrible sound effects and sex. Don&amp;#8217;t worry though, the sound effects and the sex aren&amp;#8217;t in the same [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: Low Budget Sound Effects Once again I&amp;#8217;m back to bring you my own brand of absolutely hilarious comedy. Or at least that&amp;#8217;s what I&amp;#8217;m told. The new show is up, chock full of space adventures, terrible sound effects and sex. Don&amp;#8217;t worry though, the sound effects and the sex aren&amp;#8217;t in the same [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>Decidedly Less Vulgar</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/06/28/decidedly-less-vulgar/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/06/28/decidedly-less-vulgar/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/06/28/decidedly-less-vulgar/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: Decidedly Less Vulgar The new show is up, thus proving that I&#8217;m not just a one hit wonder. Hooray! Today we discuss middle class Satanists, local newscasting, ageing rockstars and we have another story from Kim. Oh, and Pirates. Everyone loves pirates! Show Links: Fiction by Anne 2 is the story in today&#8217;s [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>New Show</b>: <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp2/queensenglish-2006-06-28.mp3" target="_blank">Decidedly Less Vulgar</a></p>
<p>The new show is up, thus proving that I&#8217;m not just a one hit wonder. Hooray! Today we discuss middle class Satanists, local newscasting, ageing rockstars and we have another story from Kim. Oh, and Pirates. Everyone loves pirates!</p>
<p><b>Show Links:</b></p>
<p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/2475112/" target="_blank">Fiction by Anne 2</a> is the story in today&#8217;s show.<br />
<a href="http://thehek.blogspot.com/">The Hek</a>, otherwise known as Eric, is a fellow member of the Carleton Impro Asscoiation.<br />
<a href="http://billyruffian.blogspot.com/">Billy Ruffian</a>, otherwise known as Owen, is a another member of that same organisation.<br />
<a href="http://thewaghorns.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Noel</a> is too. In fact, he was in charge before he decided that there were greener pastures to be grazed working for ABC in Washington. Good luck with the move, Noel!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/06/28/decidedly-less-vulgar/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="11851194" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/QueensEnglishEp2/queensenglish-2006-06-28.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">11</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: Decidedly Less Vulgar The new show is up, thus proving that I&amp;#8217;m not just a one hit wonder. Hooray! Today we discuss middle class Satanists, local newscasting, ageing rockstars and we have another story from Kim. Oh, and Pirates. Everyone loves pirates! Show Links: Fiction by Anne 2 is the story in today&amp;#8217;s [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: Decidedly Less Vulgar The new show is up, thus proving that I&amp;#8217;m not just a one hit wonder. Hooray! Today we discuss middle class Satanists, local newscasting, ageing rockstars and we have another story from Kim. Oh, and Pirates. Everyone loves pirates! Show Links: Fiction by Anne 2 is the story in today&amp;#8217;s [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
		<item>
		<title>The Inaugural Episode!</title>
		<link>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/06/21/the-inaugural-episode/</link>
					<comments>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/06/21/the-inaugural-episode/#respond</comments>
		
		
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 17:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[podcast post]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/06/21/the-inaugural-episode/</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[New Show: The Inaugural Episode! The first episode has arrived! This week on the show we have a scientific revalation, some resturant humour, a sneak peek inside the UN and some chap called David rambles on for a while about something or other. Hack Show Links: Teknikal Diffikulties is another (vastly superior) comedy podcast hosted [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>New Show:</b> <a href="http://www.archive.org/download/DavidUnderwoodTheQueensEnglishepisode1/queensenglish20060621.mp3" target="_blank">The Inaugural Episode!</a></p>
<p>The first episode has arrived! This week on the show we have a scientific revalation, some resturant humour, a sneak peek inside the UN and some chap called David rambles on for a while about something or other. Hack</p>
<p><b>Show Links:</b></p>
<p><a href="http://www.tekdiff.com" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.tekdiff.com" target="_blank">Teknikal Diffikulties</a> is another (vastly superior) comedy podcast hosted by Cayenne Chris Conroy. It&#8217;s a riot, I highly suggest that you take a listen if you haven&#8217;t already.<br />
<a href="http://ladygekko.deviantart.com" target="_blank">Kim&#8217;s DeviantArt Page</a>, where you can find a whole slew of short stories (including <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/1814462/" target="_blank">Hunger</a>, featured in this week&#8217;s show), poetry and the occasional cross-stitched pokemon.<br />
<a href="http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=401651" target="_blank">Paolo Margari</a> composed the music that I&#8217;ve used in my outro, entitled &#8220;Another One&#8221;. Also, the music playing in the backgrond of Gaston&#8217;s Resturant is &#8220;Israel&#8221; by <a href="http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=396134" target="_blank">Larry G Sax Ensemble</a>.<br />
Incidently, <a href="http://www.soundclick.com" target="_blank">Soundclick</a> is an excellent resource for all types of music.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
					
					<wfw:commentRss>https://queensenglish.wordpress.com/2006/06/21/the-inaugural-episode/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		<enclosure length="12131783" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.archive.org/download/DavidUnderwoodTheQueensEnglishepisode1/queensenglish20060621.mp3"/>

		<post-id xmlns="com-wordpress:feed-additions:1">12</post-id>
		<media:content medium="image" url="https://1.gravatar.com/avatar/77434801d826694b4de016806e873ca21876e55f463cb3c8f7d8cd856a189c06?s=96&amp;d=identicon&amp;r=G">
			<media:title type="html">davefp</media:title>
		</media:content>
	<dc:creator>thequeensenglish@gmail.com (David Underwood)</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>New Show: The Inaugural Episode! The first episode has arrived! This week on the show we have a scientific revalation, some resturant humour, a sneak peek inside the UN and some chap called David rambles on for a while about something or other. Hack Show Links: Teknikal Diffikulties is another (vastly superior) comedy podcast hosted [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>David Underwood</itunes:author><itunes:summary>New Show: The Inaugural Episode! The first episode has arrived! This week on the show we have a scientific revalation, some resturant humour, a sneak peek inside the UN and some chap called David rambles on for a while about something or other. Hack Show Links: Teknikal Diffikulties is another (vastly superior) comedy podcast hosted [&amp;#8230;]</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,short,stories,sketches,british,english,britain</itunes:keywords></item>
	</channel>
</rss>