threeboy

Any room can be an “escape room” if you’re an idiot.

Wed, 17 Jun 2026 20:00:37 -0700

Salt was so valuable in ancient Rome that soldiers were paid in it. That’s actually where we get the word “spaycheks.”

Tue, 16 Jun 2026 20:00:42 -0700

Guys who do steroids are transitioning from man to a manlier man.

Mon, 15 Jun 2026 20:01:14 -0700

Why do we PARK on a DRIVEWAY but I DROVE over my neighbors dog?

Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:00:41 -0700

Sharks survived multiple extinction-level events not because they were the strongest, but because they adapted and ate a wider diet. Nothing could stop them until Chinese weddings were invented.

Sat, 13 Jun 2026 20:00:34 -0700

If somebody is wearing a shirt that has “staff” written on it I will stand beside them wearing a shirt that has “katana” written on it.

Fri, 12 Jun 2026 20:01:30 -0700

When Ripley says “Get away from her, you bitch!” to the Alien Queen, that passes the Bechdel Test.

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 22:17:36 -0700

AI becomes wildly racist after being exposed to internet content for a few days.

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 20:00:59 -0700

Me after 30+ years of internet content:

Originally published Oct 28, 2002

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 13:55:37 -0700

truenuff:

Originally published Oct 28, 2002

Originally published May 2, 2001

Mon, 01 Jun 2026 15:58:27 -0700

truenuff:

Originally published May 2, 2001

This was based on a true story.

Sun, 24 May 2026 09:25:40 -0700

truenuff:

Originally published Apr 9, 2001

This was based on a true story.

Been re-bubbling old classic TrueNuff comic strips and queuing them up on Tumblr.

Thu, 21 May 2026 21:59:04 -0700

truenuff:

Originally published Mar 2, 2001

Been re-bubbling ~~old~~ classic TrueNuff comic strips and queuing them up on Tumblr.

A Better Comic Archive

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 23:58:02 -0800

truenuff:

I’ve been doing some housekeeping behind the scenes on the website. My day job is UX/UI design, so every once in a while I end up applying some of that thinking to the comic site.
Keep reading

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Wed, 04 Mar 2026 00:19:41 -0800

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Wed, 04 Mar 2026 00:19:40 -0800

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Twenty Five Years

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 00:03:41 -0800

truenuff:

TrueNuff is 25 years old today. That feels fake to type.
TrueNuff started in 2001 as a dumb webcomic about friends, beer, bad decisions, and whatever was annoying us that week. We just kept making it, stopped making it, started again, changed styles, broke things, fixed them, and somehow… it’s still here.
The internet changed.
Webcomics changed.
We changed (fatter, balder).
TrueNuff just kept being a comic about nothing (also beer).
Through all of it, the goal stayed the same: Make something funny.
If you’ve been reading since the early days, thanks for somehow still being here. If you’re newer, welcome. You have a backlog to ~~ignore~~ explore.
Since it’s Saturday, today’s Shabby Road comic is an extra off-schedule drop. There’ll still be a brand new comic Monday.
New Wallpapers
The wallpaper section got a rebuild. The old Patreon-exclusive Gauntlet wallpaper from 10 years ago (FUCK!) is now free. Three new wallpapers (Shabby Road, Super Bitchio, Spring) are at Patreon.
More dumb things soon.
Cheers 🍻
threeboy

More Website Tweaks

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 09:03:04 -0800

truenuff:

Been poking around the website (that no one visits because people read comics on Instagram & Reddit now) and cleaned up a few more things anyway.
Visual Strip Archive
The comic archive is now visual, so you can actually browse strips by looking at them instead of reading a wall of titles and dates like it’s 2004.
Updated Story Archive
The story archive got a similar pass. Stories are easier to browse, easier to binge, and easier to share (hint hint).
New: Explore Page
There’s also a brand new Explore page that lets you browse comics by themes, characters, and vibes. It’s an easy way to see comics about: #bitch bear, #tech support, #pub, #strip club, our #weird ones, and many more!
Let me know if anything feels weird or broken… with the WEBSITE.
– threeboy

Lemon Pig

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 22:33:02 -0800

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_pig

Games I Finished in 2025

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 08:32:33 -0800

Another year another batch of games (see previous installments here: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020.) now with GIFs!

Read on for tales of my heroics…

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 (Switch) + DLC

Me and the kids got Norovirus early last year so we played a lot of this. Simple gameplay but pretty fun. It was neat seeing the Infinity Gauntlet story with X-Men in the mix. Great “couch co-op while half dead” game.

Cat Quest (Switch)

Surpurrrrisingly good little action RPG. Simple, yet well done. Great puns. Planning to try co-op with the kids for Cat Quest II & III.

Zelda II (NES)

Been trying to beat this for DECADES. Played on Nintendo Switch Online with save states, rewind, & the “SP” version (Level 8 Link) and it was STILL hard. Cool seeing town names that reappear in later Zeldas. Hard as balls but the soundtrack has BANGERS.

Death Road to Canada (Switch)

Got back into this and played with my son and he made it to Canada. Oregon Trail with zombies squishy controls but quirky, random and fun. They keep adding free content to the game after nearly 10 years - it’s like it won’t die.

This list is smaller than the previous years because I started making TrueNuff comics again - go read those.

Read my webcomic n shit.

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 16:59:21 -0800

truenuff:

Patreon Tweeks
Happy Y'allidays! Patreon is now one week ahead of www.truenuff.com (two comics early).
I’ve also been tossing work-in-progress sketches into the free tier for anyone curious how the sausage is made.
If you want to support the comic and read ahead, that’s where it happens.
–threeboy

Read my webcomic n shit.