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Step Right Up to the Laughs! 20 Funny Carnival and Fair Jokes

Kim — Thu, 20 Aug 2026 12:39:44 +0000

Step right up and laugh out loud for these funny carnival and fair jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

The Iowa State Fair is in full swing and it’s pretty much a two week long holiday here in many home state.

With over a million guests annually, this is the must attend event in Iowa, and even back to school and major activities revolve around it.

I grew up as part of the fair obsession and if you’re also a fan of carnivals and fairs, you’ll love my next post.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about the fair.

Whether you’re headed to a carnival, a county fair or your state fair, save these zingers for your next adventure.

From silly carnival ride thrill-seekers to clever cotton candy puns, fair-themed humor offers the perfect blend of summer excitement and squeaky-clean laughs.

After all, when a topic lets you tell your kids that their smiles are “blue-ribbon worthy” or that your jokes are “wheel-y awesome,” you know you are in for an afternoon of non-stop giggles!

So, grab a sweet treat on a stick, step right up, and get ready for a serious wave of laughter!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of silly carnival jokes, and hilarious fair puns.

They are completely wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to leave your whole household smiling all the way home!

Fair Jokes

Share these fun carnival jokes inspired jokes with your family and friends.

Why was the Ferris wheel so popular? It had a lot of great ups and downs.
What is a ghost’s favorite amusement park ride? The roller-ghost-er.
Why was the hot dog so good at carnival games? He was a real wiener.
Why did the chicken cross the midway? To get to the other ride.
What do you call a pickle on a stick? Dill-ightful
How do cows stay up to date on fair news? They read the moos-paper.
Why did the boy bring a magnet to the ring toss? He wanted to attract a win.
Why did the pig win blue ribbon at the county fair? He was sow amazing.
Why did the water gun win a medal for midway games? It was on target.
The Ferris wheel told me a joke, but it went over my head.
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar at the fair? A moosician.
What do you call a famous prize-winning chicken? A peck-tacular
I used to fear bumper cars, but then it hit me.
Why did the scarecrow win a prize at the fair? He was outstanding in his field
I bought a hot dog at the fair. It was the wurst decision.
What did the farmer do when his cow was lost at the fair. He tractor down.
What’s a dunk tank’s favorite music? Anything that makes a splash.
What carnival ride has the most horsepower? The carousel.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Corn. Corn who? Corn get on the Ferris wheel before the line gets too long!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter get a napkin for that deep-fried stick of butter.

Clown Jokes

You will also love these family friendly clown jokes. Print them today!

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An A+ Afternoon Treat: Easy Back to School Apple Cupcakes

Kim — Mon, 17 Aug 2026 01:46:28 +0000

Serve up a sweet treat for back to school with these cute apple cupcakes for kids and adults. Get the easy recipe!

Looking for a sweet treat to celebrate back to school, or that apple season is finally here.

I’ve got lots of fun new easy recipes to share on Two Kids and a Coupon and my next kid friendly dessert are cute cupcakes that all ages can enjoy.

Making fun treats for birthdays, gatherings or anytime doesn’t have to be expensive or complicated.

Even if you have limited skills in the kitchen, you can still make delicious desserts on a budget.

My next budget friendly recipe are some cute apple cupcakes that are perfect for class parties, after school snacks or anytime.

This simple twist can be used to create a colorful snack from a box mix in less than hour including baking and cooling time.

You can make as few or as many as you need and they can be made ahead of time and are great for parties or gatherings.

Watch for more creative cupcakes coming soon!

Apple Cupcakes

Here is how to make these easy cupcakes for your friends and family.

Ingredients:

Cupcakes (use your favorite box mix or recipe)
Red Frosting
Green Candies
Pretzel Sticks

Supplies:

Mixing bowl or mixer
Muffin / cupcake pan
Cupcake liners
Knife for frosting

Find out how to make your box mix cupcakes taste like bakery cupcakes.

To get started on these apple cupcakes, you will want to mix and bake your favorite kind of cupcakes.

You can use a box cake mix or your favorite easy cupcake recipe.

After mixing the cupcakes and before baking, you will want to shape your cupcakes.

To bake the cupcakes into an apple shape, simply roll up a cupcake liner and make a dent into the center of the cupcake by placing it between the liner and the pan in one spot.

See the photos in this post for reference.

Leave this in while the cupcakes are baking.

Frost the cupcakes with red frosting.

Create a stem using the pretzel sticks.

Use the green candies to create leaves.

Store in an airtight container until you are ready to enjoy.

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Yield: 12

Easy Back to School Apple Cupcakes

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Serve up a sweet treat for back to school with these cute apple cupcakes for kids and adults. Get the easy recipe!

Prep Time 10 minutes

Cook Time 20 minutes

Additional Time 10 minutes

Total Time 40 minutes

Ingredients

Cupcakes (use your favorite box mix or recipe)
Red Frosting
Green Candies
Pretzel Sticks

Instructions

To get started on these apple cupcakes, you will want to mix and bake your favorite kind of cupcakes.
After mixing the cupcakes and before baking, you will want to shape your cupcakes.
To bake the cupcakes into an apple shape, simply roll up a cupcake liner and make a dent into the center of the cupcake by placing it between the liner and the pan in one spot.
Frost the cupcakes with red frosting.
Create a stem using the pretzel sticks.
Use the green candies to create leaves.
Store in an airtight container until you are ready to enjoy.

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Fun Apple Coloring Pages, Jokes and Activities

Don’t miss our other fun related activities and printables for all ages.

You will also love these awesome apple jokes.

This cute apple craft is a fun project for back to school.

Celebrate fall with these fun apple activities.

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Jimothy Fans Unite for These Funny Raccoon Jokes

Kim — Fri, 14 Aug 2026 20:02:08 +0000

Celebrate our favorite furry masked bandits with these funny Jimothy raccoon jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Can’t get enough of this special raccoon that has taken social media and the whole Internet by storm?

He has captured our hearts and apparently he has captured our sense of humor too!

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about raccoons.

From funny foraging habits and late-night snacks to woodland adventures under the stars, raccoon-themed humor offers the perfect blend of cute animal antics and silly wordplay.

After all, when a topic lets you tell your kids that your jokes are “trash-tastically funny”, you know you are in for an afternoon of non-stop giggles.

So, gather around the campfire, grab a sweet snack, and get ready for some serious critter comedy!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of silly raccoon inspired jokes, hilarious trash panda puns, and clever masked-bandit one-liners.

They are completely wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to leave your whole household laughing!

Raccoon Jimothy Jokes

Share these fun raccoon inspired jokes with your favorite raccoon fans.

1. What do you call a raccoon with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, because he can’t hear you!
2. What kind of car does a raccoon drive? A Furrari.
3. How do raccoons compliment each other? “You’re bin-credible.”
4. Why do raccoons make great detectives? They’re already used to wearing a disguise and sifting through other people’s garbage.
5. Why do raccoons love jokes? They are un-fur-gettable.
6. Why did the raccoon take a cooking class? Because she was sick of eating trash.
7. What do you call it when furry animals are spying on your trash cans? Racoon-aissance.
8. Why do raccoons make great comedians? They are great at trash talk.
9. What do raccoons do on Halloween? Trick-or-trash!
10. Why did the Raccoon cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
11. What do you call a raccoon that loves music? A rock-oon.
12. Why did the raccoon cross the road? to get to the trash can on the other side
13. How do raccoons stay in shape? Dumpster dives!
14. When does a Raccoon go “moo”? When it is learning a new language!
15. What’s a raccoon’s favorite sport? Trashketball.
16. What do raccoons say when they’re excited? “This is paw-some!”
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Raccoon. Raccoon who? Raccoon you please leave the bin unlocked tonight?
18. What’s a raccoon’s favorite game? Hide and Sneak.
19. What kind of music do raccoons like? Rock ‘n rummage.
20. What do you call a raccoon with a lot of money? A cash panda.
21. What do you call a raccoon in a racing car? Fast and Fur-ious.

More Fun Jokes for Kids

You will love these family friendly forest animal jokes as much as you love Jimothy. Print them today!

Your family will go nuts over these funny squirrel jokes.

These funny skunk jokes are scent-sational!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Classroom Comedy: 3 Free Printable Back to School Mad Libs Games

Kim — Fri, 14 Aug 2026 16:39:27 +0000

Laugh out loud with class back in session with these 3 free printable back to school mad libs games. Get the free printable to save and share.

Back to school is here for much of the country.

We don’t start for another week here in Iowa, but even if classes aren’t back in session quite yet in your area, chances are you’re at least getting ready.

I have you covered for back to school with easy recipes, free printables, kid friendly crafts and more on Two Kids and Coupon.

In honor of the new school year I’ve created some new free printable games with class in mind.

Nothing breaks first-day tension or cures the after-school slump quite like a good old-fashioned, belly-laughing word game.

From goofy bus rides with runaway pets to hilarious cafeteria mix-ups, fill-in-the-blank stories provide the perfect recipe for giggles while secretly giving kids a quick, hands-on grammar refresher on nouns, verbs, and adjectives before the homework even begins.

So, grab your favorite pen, gather the kids around the kitchen table, and get ready for some major laughs!

Today, we are sharing a set of free printable Back to School Mad Libs games that are completely wholesome, delightfully silly, and guaranteed to turn first-week jitters into big smiles!

What Are Mad Libs?

This is a fun word game where one player asks the other players for a list of words to fill in blanks in a story.

Players have to suggest verbs, nouns, adjectives and other types of words.

The more creative and crazy the word choices are, the funnier the outcome of the story.

Back to School Mad Libs Games

For you to have fun with family and friends, we’ve created 3 separate Back to School Printable Mad Libs, each with a different story.

You can play them all at once, or at different times.

The games also come with a printable word helper guide to assist players if they need it.

I have several more free printable Mad Libs games below and watch for more coming soon!

More Fun Mad Libs Games

You will love these other fun mad libs games. Print them today!

Have more summer word fun with this summer mad libs game.

You will also love our Christmas mad libs games.

Share your love of the game with our football mad libs.

You’ll fall out of your chair laughing with our fall Mad Libs.

You’ll also love our Thanksgiving mad libs game.

Do you have a printable that you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Packed with After-School Laughs: 20 Hilarious Homework Jokes and Puns

Kim — Thu, 13 Aug 2026 01:55:18 +0000

These hilarious homework jokes are a great way to kick off the school year. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Homework is part of back to school. It helps our kids learn outside of the classroom, but did you know that it can be funny as well?

From clever math books that always seem to be “full of problems” to energetic little erasers that love to “rub people the wrong way,” schoolwork provides the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your kids that their efforts are “grade-A awesome” or that your humor is “pointing you in the right direction,” you know your content is bound to turn after-school slumps into big smiles.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about homework.

So, sharpen your pencils, clear off the desk, and prepare for a serious wave of squeaky-clean comedy!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of silly homework puns and jokes and clever study-time one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to keep your whole household laughing all the way through study hour!

Homework Jokes

Share these fun homework inspired jokes with the kids in your life.

1. Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
2. Why don’t you do math homework in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate.
3. Why was the math book always unhappy? It had too many problems!
4. Why do people do homework? Because it doesn’t know how to do it itself.
5. Why did the student do homework on the trampoline? She wanted to bounce her ideas around.
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey? Dewey who? Dewey really have homework on the first day?
7. Why did the dog get detention? It forgot to eat its homework.
8. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane? To get a higher education.
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe? Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?
10. I always put my glasses on when doing Math homework. It improves division
11. What did the dog say to his classmate? “Can I copy your homework, I ate mine.”
12. Knock Knock Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl we finish our homework on time?
13. Where do students keep their homework in circus class? Three-ring binders.
14. Why didn’t the pencil do its homework? It seemed a bit pointless.
15. What animal can’t you trust with your homework? A cheetah!
16. Why did the student stop doing their long division homework? Because it had used up the remainder of their patience.
17. Knock Knock Who’s There? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew your homework before you go outside.
18. Why did the dog get detention? It forgot to eat its homework.
19. My dog ate my coding homework assignment. It took him a couple byte.
20. Did your father help you with your homework? No, he did it all by himself.

More Funny School Jokes

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today!

Share these back to school jokes as you head back to class.

Stock up on laughs as you buy school supplies with these funny school supply jokes.

Hop aboard for big laughs with these funny school bus jokes.

Serve up big laughs with these school lunch jokes.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun School Coloring Pages and Printables

Don’t miss our other fun related activities .

These free printable back to school coloring pages are lots of fun.

You will also love this back to school word search.

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The Ultimate Weeknight Dinner: Cheesy Baked Chili Dog Casserole

Kim — Tue, 11 Aug 2026 02:19:23 +0000

This easy cheesy baked chili dog casserole is a tasty kid friendly meal that is ready in minutes. Here is how to make it!

Back to school is a time for easy meals!

As we all get adjusted to our fall schedules, this time of year can become hectic with school, sports and other fall activities.

If you need new easy recipes to add to your menu to save time and save money, I have you covered on Two Kids and a Coupon.

My next kid friendly recipe is sure to be a hit with all ages.

Casseroles are a great addition to your menu any night of the week.

Budget friendly and simple to make, they can easily be adjusted up or down in size for the number of servings you need.

In this easy casserole recipe, I’ve added a family favorite — chili dogs to a casserole idea that all ages will love.

Cheesy Baked Chili Dog Casserole

For this recipe I do use canned chili. You can substitute this with your favorite chili recipe.

Ingredients:

Crescent Rolls
Hot Dogs
Sliced Cheese
Shredded Cheddar Cheese
Green Onion
1 Can Chili

Supplies:

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To get started, preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

Roll out the crescent roll dough and cut into 4 squares pinching the creases together.

Place a slice of cheese on each square along with a hot dog and roll up.

Place in a baking pan.

Bake for 5 minutes and remove the chili dog casserole from the oven.

Spread the chili onto the pan.

Shred the cheddar cheese and add cheese.

Chop the green onion and add the onion.

Bake for 10 more minutes and enjoy.

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Yield: 4 Servings

Cheesy Baked Chili Dog Casserole

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This easy cheesy baked chili dog casserole is a tasty kid friendly meal that is ready in minutes. Here is how to make it!

Prep Time 10 minutes

Cook Time 15 minutes

Total Time 25 minutes

Ingredients

Crescent Rolls
Hot Dogs
Sliced Cheese
Shredded Cheddar Cheese
Green Onion
1 Can Chili

Instructions

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Roll out the crescent roll dough and cut into 4 squares pinching the creases together.
Place a slice of cheese on each square along with a hot dog and roll up.
Place in a baking pan.
Bake for 5 minutes and remove the chili dog casserole from the oven.
Spread the chili onto the pan.
Shred the cheddar cheese and add cheese.
Chop the green onion and add the onion.
Bake for 10 more minutes and enjoy.

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Serve Up a Slice of Laughter With These Funny Cake Jokes

Kim — Mon, 10 Aug 2026 15:15:43 +0000

You’ll share sweet laughs with these funny cake jokes for kids and adults. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Cake is great!

This delicious dessert helps us celebrate special occasions, holidays and is just delicious as a treat any day of the week.

But did you know that cake can be funny as well?

This delicious dessert provides the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family that your humor is “layered with fun” or that your puns are “total piece-of-cake easy,” you know your content is bound to keep the whole room smiling.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next reader request for kid friendly jokes is all about cake.

So, grab your favorite fork, pour a cold glass of milk, and prepare for a serious wave of squeaky-clean comedy!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of silly cake puns, jokes and one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to leave your whole household laughing down to the very last crumb!

Cake Jokes

Share these delicious jokes with your family and friends.

1. What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?
2. Why did the cake cross the road? It saw a fork up ahead.
3. What do cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
4. What do cakes shout at the start of every baseball game? Batter up!
5. Why don’t cakes like telling jokes? They crumble under pressure.
6. A chocolate cake went to the Sahara and was never heard from again. It was lost in the dessert.
7. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake? He was already stuffed.
8. Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
9. What’s a cake’s favorite game? Hide and sweet.
10. Why did the cake go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crumby!
11. What kind of cake do ghosts eat? Boo-berry!
12. Which cakes are the saddest? Wedding cakes – because they often end up in tiers.
13. Why did the girl bring a hammer to her cake? She heard it was a pound cake.
14. What looks like half a birthday cake? The other half.
15. How do cakes say goodbye? “Frost you later!”
16. What’s a bed’s favorite dessert? A sheet cake.
17. Knock, knock.Who’s there? Bert. Bert who? Bertday cake!
18. Why did the boy stand on his head at the birthday party? He thought they were having upside-down cake
19. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.

More Dessert Jokes

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today!

These funny candy jokes are sure to provide sweet laughs.

Bake up sweet laughs with these funny cookie jokes.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Cake Coloring Pages

You will also love my free cake coloring pages.

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Packed with Crisp Laughs: 20 Punny and Funny Lettuce Jokes

Kim — Sat, 08 Aug 2026 02:38:16 +0000

Romaine calm and laugh out loud with these crisp lettuce jokes. Get the 2 page printable to save and share.

Lettuce is an important part of a healthy diet. Getting in your greens is important and lettuce is a tasty addition in recipes as well as salads.

But did you know that this vegetable can be funny as well? Salad greens provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family to “romaine calm” or that your comedy is “un-leaf-able,” you know your content is bound to produce a crop of big smiles.

My next reader request for kid friendly jokes is all about lettuce and salad.

So, toss the dressing, grab your fork, and prepare for a serious wave of squeaky-clean comedy!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of silly lettuce puns and hilarious salad puns.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to keep your whole household laughing down to the very last crunch!

Lettuce Jokes

Share these fun lettuce and salad jokes with your favorite veggie lovers.

Where did the lettuce go for a drink? The salad bar.
What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad.
Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was trying to ketchup.
We don’t have any salad jokes yet so if you think of any, lettuce know.
Nobody likes bland salad. That’s a problem that needs a-dressing.
One of the greatest war heroes was a head of lettuce. He was really good at getting his troops to romaine calm.
Why is it hard to beat a lettuce in a race? Because they are always a head.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad ingredient? Iceburg lettuce.
What did the salad say to the dressing? Lettuce be friends!
I told my salad a joke — I couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition? it starts a head and is usually shredded.
Apparently there’s a lettuce shortage. Hopefully we can all romaine calm.
What did the lettuce say to the celery? Stop stalking me!
These lettuce jokes are so bad, even the romaine silent.
What do you get when you throw lettuce into the ocean? I don’t know lettuce sea.
What type of salad did they serve on the Titanic? Iceberg lettuce.
What vegetable can be delivered by a postman? Lettuce.

More Fun Veggie Jokes

You will love these family friendly vegetable jokes. Print them today!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Enjoy Brief Laughs With These 19 Funny Underwear Jokes

Kim — Wed, 05 Aug 2026 13:51:54 +0000

You’ll laugh out loud with these brief laughs from my funny underwear jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

No ifs, and or butts about it. Underwear is a necessity!

But did you know that it can be funny too?

These undergarments that go under our clothes can also provide lots of laughs.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about underwear.

So, take a break from the folding table, leave the laundry basket by the door, and prepare for a serious wave of squeaky-clean comedy!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of silly underwear puns and jokes.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to leave your whole household smiling all day long!

Underwear Jokes

Share these brief laughs with your family and friends.

Why did the boy wear two pairs of underwear? In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a collection of old underwear? A brief history.
Why did the underpants go to school? To learn how to be brief!
What type of underwear do lawyers wear to court? Legal briefs.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who. I underwear my friends are.
What kind of underwear do reporters wear? News briefs.
Do you have holes in your underwear? Then how do you get your legs in them?
The best underwear jokes are always brief.
What did the underpants say to the pants? “I’ve got your back… side!”
What do you call a dinosaur wearing underpants? A brief-o-saurus rex.
Why don’t racehorses wear underwear? Because it rides up on them!
Why does a pirate wear underwear? To hide his booty!
What do you call underwear that tells jokes? Pun-derpants!
What did the waistband say to the underpants? “I’m just here to hold things together!”
Why did the duck wear underwear? To cover his quack.
What type of underwear do long distance runners wear? Marathongs.
What are you doing under there? Under where? You said underwear!
What happens when you hear funny underwear jokes? You get a brief laugh.
What kind of shorts does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear

More Fun Clothing Jokes

You will love these family friendly clothing jokes. Print them today!

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Packed with Sun-Sational Laughs: 22 Funny August Jokes

Kim — Sun, 02 Aug 2026 12:47:48 +0000

These funny August jokes are sure to help you celebrate the last month of summer with lots of laughs. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Happy August everyone!

This wonderful summer month is filled with lots of warm weather, summer activities and delicious food.

While there are no major holidays this month, there are other fun holidays to celebrate daily.

Back to school is almost here, hot weather is transitioning to fall and there is still lots of family fun to be had.

You may also have birthdays, weddings or other fun.

Stay tuned for lots of fun free printables, jokes and other activities for these special days.

We’ll be sharing lots of fun ideas for families all month and next up is a new set of kid-friendly jokes that are all about the eighth month of the year.

With fun puns and laughs all about summer and the month of August we know you’ll love this latest collection of jokes to our library.

Look for more jokes and August printables coming soon!

Funny August Jokes

From summer inspired laughs to weather related fun, I know you will love this month’s puns, riddles and jokes.

Check it out below!

What did the leaves say at the end of August? Rake me up when September ends.
What makes August so hot? The sun.
What did the pig say when it was out in the hot August sun? “I’m bacon!”
Is today really August? Or are Julying to me?
What’s the humblest month? Au gosh.
Don’t June know it’s August? I can’t December.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? August? August who? A gust of wind would feel nice right now.
Why can’t you find any lions after August? Because the pride goeth before the fall.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? August! August, who? A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane!
How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.
Why are there no major holidays in August? It’s too hot to celebrate.
Why is the calendar so scared every August? Because its days are numbered and it’s about to fall!
Who came after Augustus? Septembrus.
Why did September break up with August? Because the relationship suddenly turned colder.
What do bees say during a hot summer heat wave? “Boy, it’s swarm!”
I thought an August of wind swept me off my feet, but it was just summer ending.
Why do cats like August 12? It ends the dog days of summer.
What happens to cows that get too much summer sun? They produce evaporated milk.
What do you call a Labrador at the beach in August? A hot dog.
What do you call a dog on a summer road trip? A bark-seat driver.
What does Taylor Swift say to August? You need to cool down,
Why did the dad turn the grill up in late summer? He wanted to raise the steaks.

More Fun Month Jokes for Kids

You will love these family friendly jokes for each month. Print them today!

Be sure to visit our fun January jokes.

You will also fall in love with these February jokes.

Don’t miss these marvelous March jokes.

These awesome April jokes are sure to be a hit.

These May jokes are sure to inspire big laughs.

These June jokes are sure to serve up lots of laughs.

These funny July jokes are the perfect way to celebrate the most patriotic day of the year.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

Be sure to also check out my August coloring pages.

And don’t miss this August word scramble.

Want to save this post for later? Pin it to Pinterest or print out our August Jokes printable. You can access the printable by clicking any of the jokes images in this post.

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Packed with Loads of Laughs: 20 Funny Laundry Jokes for Kids and Adults

Kim — Sat, 01 Aug 2026 15:37:59 +0000

These funny laundry jokes are packed with lots of laughs! Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Whether your family is tackling the endless weekly mountain of school clothes, washing muddy sports jerseys after a rainy weekend game, or patiently folding basket after basket while watching a favorite show, laundry is one chore that is guaranteed to keep on tumbling.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family that your jokes deliver “loads of fun” or that your puns are “totally un-fold-able,” you know your content is bound to come out sparkling clean.

But did you know that laundry can be funny as well?

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about laundry.

So, set down that laundry basket, take a break from the folding table, and prepare for a serious wave of squeaky-clean comedy!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of funny laundry inspired jokes, hilarious sock puns, and clever washday one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to leave your whole household spinning with laughter!

Laundry Jokes

Share these fun laundry inspired jokes with your family and friends.

What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry? Washing-ton.
What do you call it when you almost forgot to do your laundry? A clothes call.
What happened to the leopard who fell into the washing machine? He came out spotless.
How much fun is washing your clothes? Loads.
What kind of jokes do laundry like? Dry Humor
Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel. But you know what that means? More laundry.
Laundry jokes? I got loads of them.
How much laundry does the foul-mouthed housekeeper do? A sheet load.
Why was the dryer confident? It always brings the heat.
What did the policeman say to the criminal who hid in a laundry basket? You’re under a vest!
If you don’t think doing laundry is funny…You need a dryer sense of humor.
Why did the sock pair fight? One felt left out.
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry. Eventually, I folded.
Laundry jokes will make a comeback. These things go in cycles.
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one. It was a changing of the Tide
Did you hear about the thousands of laundry machines that were found on the beach? They washed a shore..
My husband said he’ll leave me if I don’t stop the laundry puns. So from today I’m detergent to be better.
I witnessed my partner trip and drop all the laundry. I watched it all unfold.
If you’re stressed, try ironing clothes. It’s a great way to let off some steam.
That pig just asked me to do his laundry. What a load of hog wash!

More Fun Cleaning Jokes

You will love these family friendly cleaning and chore jokes. Print them today!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Step in the Right Direction of Big Laughs With These Funny Shoe Jokes

Kim — Thu, 30 Jul 2026 16:59:36 +0000

Take a step in the right direction of big laughs with these funny shoe jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Shoes are part of our daily lives, adding protection, function and fashion.

But did you know that they can be funny as well?

From clever sneakers that are always laced up and ready to go to stylish boots that know how to kick back and relax, footwear provides the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family that your jokes have a lot of sole or that your puns are a step above the rest, you know your content is bound to walk away with a win.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about shoes.

So, kick off your heels, tie your laces, and prepare for a serious wave of clean, stepping-good comedy!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean shoes jokes, hilarious sneaker puns, and clever footwear one-liners. They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to keep your whole household laughing every step of the way!

Shoe Jokes

Share these fun shoe inspired jokes with the kids in your life.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
What do you call a pair of inspirational shoes? Motivational sneakers.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What shoes does a British apartment wear? Flats.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Why do cobblers go to heaven? Because they have good soles.
What is a shoe’s favorite food? Sole food.
My friend is an expert in making clown shoes. It’s no small feat.
Who asked if it was better for a shoe to be or not to be? Sockspeare.
What did the man in the orthopedic shoes say? “I stand corrected.”
What did one flip-flop say to the other? You’re sole-mate material!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
I took a test on shoes. I totally laced it!
My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tire. Tire who? Tire shoe or else you’ll trip.
What kind of shoes do burglars wear? Sneakers.
What kind of shoes do gators wear? Crocs .
How do sneakers apologize? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to step on your toes!”
What game do shoes play? Hide-and-sneak.
What type of shoes do dog trainers wear? Heels.
What kind of shoes do gas station attendants wear? Pumps.
What kind of shoes do plumbers wear? Clogs.
What kind of shoes do knights wear? Under Armour.

Clothing Jokes for Kids

In addition to my shoe jokes, you will also love these family friendly clothes jokes. Print them today!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Free Printable All About My Grandpa Coloring Page Worksheet

Kim — Thu, 30 Jul 2026 00:43:15 +0000

Help your kids celebrate Grandpa this Grandparent’s Day with this free printable All About My Grandpa coloring page and worksheet.

Grandparent’s Day is almost here, are you looking for some fun resources to help celebrate?

Celebrating Grandpa on Grandparents Day doesn’t have to be hard or expensive, and there are even some fun things for kids that you can do that only take a little bit of time.

To help you celebrate the grandfathers in your life, I’m creating several free Grandparent printables on Two Kids and a Coupon that can be used by kids and families to create cute keepsakes for Grandma and Grandpa.

My free printable reasons I love my mom and reasons I love my dad were so enormously popular, I wanted to create special versions for grandparents as well.

My next free printable is All About Grandpa with a Grandma version coming soon.

All About My Grandpa Coloring Page Worksheet

This free printable is a fun and easy project that kids can complete as a gift for Grandpa this holiday or as a special keepsake anytime.

Kids can color and complete the worksheet together with their Grandfather or finish on their own and give as a gift.

Do you have a free printable that you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Grandpa Printables

Don’t miss our other fun related Grandpa themed printables for all ages.

This ultimate collection of Grandpa jokes is sure to get some groans and giggles.

You will also love these all about dad and all about grandpa worksheets.

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Build Big Laughs With These 31 Block-buster LEGO Jokes

Kim — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 11:47:34 +0000

Build big laughs with your favorite building brick fans with these funny LEGO jokes for kids and adults. Get the free 3 page printable to save and share.

Whether your family is spending a rainy afternoon following set instructions step-by-step, building custom creations from scratch, or hunting down that one tiny, evasive 2×2 red piece hidden at the bottom of the tub, building together with these popular blocks is a timeless tradition that sparks imagination across generations.

We love LEGO bricks and sets at 2 Kids and a Coupon. My youngest in particular is a master builder. He has our whole family room decorated with his creations and has won local contests with his unique and creative builds.

This beloved toy can help your own family build creativity and connections, but did you know that they can be funny as well?

These colorful pieces provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family that your jokes are total block-busters or that your comedy is un-block-able, you know your content is bound to build up to big laughs and smiles.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about LEGOs.

So, step carefully across the playroom, grab your favorite building tray, and prepare for a serious wave of clean, brick-tastic comedy.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to keep your whole household laughing piece by piece.

LEGO Jokes

Share these fun LEGO inspired jokes with your favorite master builders.

Did you hear about the big LEGO bricks sale? People were lined up for blocks.
What did one block say to the other when he was ready to leave the party? “LEGO.”
What has four wheels and eats building bricks? The vacuum cleaner!
Why was the LEGO minifigure so bad at basketball? He kept throwing up bricks.
What do you call a line of LEGO bricks around the neighborhood? A block party.
What is a LEGO fan’s favorite month of the year? Block-tober.
What do you call it when a minifigure mom sends her LEGO children to their rooms? A brick separator
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of bricks? Absolutely. A tower of LEGO bricks can’t jump!
Why did the LEGO police officer arrest the brick? It was blocking traffic
What did the LEGO alien say? I come in pieces.
Why do LEGO minifigures make great friends? They always stick together.
What is the most common procedure in the LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery
What do minifigures do for fun on the weekend? They throw a block party!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your LEGO block fort? Time to build a new LEGO fort!
Why does a LEGO minifigure hate going to the LEGO hospital? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune.
Patient: “Doctor, I stepped on a LEGO brick!” Doctor: “Try to block out the pain.”
How do you ask a LEGO ninja to leave? Say, “Ninjago!”
What do you do if someone doesn’t like your LEGO jokes? Block them.
Knock Knock Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you like LEGO bricks..
What happens to a heartbroken LEGO minifigure? It falls to pieces.
Why was the LEGO Minifigure sick? Because his nose was blocked.
What do most LEGO figures have? Separation anxiety.
Why couldn’t the detective solve the LEGO crime? He just couldn’t put the pieces together.
What do you call a minifigure that tells jokes? A stand-up block-median.
What do you get if you cross a snake with LEGO bricks? A boa constructor.
Have you seen The LEGO Movie? It’s a real blockbuster.
How do minifigures greet each other? “Hey, blockhead!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lego! Lego who? Lego the handle and let me in!
Why did the minifigure get fired from its job? It kept falling apart under pressure.
What is a minifigures favorite band? The New Kids on the Block.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Lego Activities

Don’t miss our other fun related activities.

Looking to save money on LEGO bricks and sets? Don’t miss these tips!

You’ll also love this printable LEGO bricks building challenge for hours of building fun.

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Squeeze the Day And Tell These Funny Lemon Jokes for Zesty Laughs

Kim — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 13:42:39 +0000

Squeeze the day and tell funny lemon jokes for lots of zesty laughs! Get my free 2 page printable to save and share.

There is a lot to love about lemons!

These flavorful fruits provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family that your comedy is main squeeze material or that your puns are simply un-peel-ieve-able, you know your content is bound to be a roaring success.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about lemons.

So, pour yourself a chilled glass of something sweet, pull up a cozy chair on the patio, and pucker up for a serious wave of bright, refreshing comedy!

Lemon Jokes

Share these fun lemon inspired jokes with your family and friends.

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? “Yellow!”
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it’s a sour puss.
Why did the lemon go to the gym? To get some sour-ious exercise.
How do lemons work out at the gym?They do zestercises.
Why do lemons wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.
Lemons are terrible at dating. They always use the worst pickup limes.
Why did the lemon cry? Because its zest friend left.
Which Jurassic creature subsisted on a diet of lemons? The dino-sour.
Did you hear about the search for the stolen lemons? The police gave up, it was fruitless.
Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What’s a lemon’s favorite type of car? A Lemon-borghini.
How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall.
What did the lemon say to the lime? “Sour you doing?”
What did the watermelon say to the lemon? You’re my zest friend!
Where do lemons go to school? E-lemon-tree school.
Why was the lemon all by itself? Because the banana split.
What do you call an artistic lemon? Lemonardo da Vinci.
Did you know that lemons and limes like to fight? They’re bitter rivals.
Where do lemons go when they’re sick? The emer-juicy room.
Why did the lemon go to school? To get a little zest-ucation.
What did the lemon say when it got stuck in traffic? “Zest my luck!
Why did the lemon fail his driving test? It kept peeling out.

More Fun Fruit Jokes for Kids

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today!

My funny fruit jokes are lots of fun!

Orange you glad I have some funny orange jokes?

These berry funny blueberry jokes are sure to bring big laughs.

These funny strawberry jokes are sure to bring berry good laughs.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Fruit Coloring Pages

You will also love my fruit coloring pages for even more fun.

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