We Shot Mr. Burns

We Shot Mr. Burns, Season 2: Episode 3; Treehouse of Horror

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Wed, 03 Jul 2019 15:34:00 +0000

This episode was released to our patrons for Halloween last year and since it is next in our commonly accepted numbering scheme as a society, IT IS HERE NOW FOR FREE FOR EVERYONE! Become a patron and get new episodes this week BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE!

It should be noted that Max Booth III met Homer Simpson in real life just the other day.

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Season 2, Episode 2: Simpson and Delilah

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Sun, 09 Jun 2019 22:32:00 +0000

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howdy, folks! Another wonderful episode of We Shot Mr. Burns is ready for your ears so clean them and get listening.

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Simpsons, Season 2, Episode 1: Bart Gets an F

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Mon, 03 Jun 2019 03:11:00 +0000

And, neighborinos, we are back.

It was a long hiatus. BUT WE'RE BACK.

So let's just move on and not ask any questions.

Tonight's episode is all about Bart getting an F so join Max Booth III, Miguel Villa, Trey Hudson, Andrew Hilbert, and very special guest Tim Flaaaaaaaaaaaanders in talking about it with no end in sight!

Things will be changing soon at We Shot Mr. Burns but we'll be talking about that later. Let's just enjoy things exactly as they are now for as long as they are exactly as they are.

We have some exciting guests coming down the guest chute. Some of them have never even seen a Simpsons episode! But for now, none of that. Shut up already.

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Some Enchanted Evening

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Fri, 08 Feb 2019 20:46:00 +0000

Look! It's Max! And he has blue hair like Milhouse.

This is the last episode of season 1 and it begins a season of dramatic change for We Shot Mr. Burns. First, you may have noticed our 90s soft rock new podcast image. We're all yellow, yes, but the colors make me feel like I'm eight years old eating at a Hot Dog on a Stick at the mall marveling at all the teenagers buying rap CDs at Sam Goody.

Maybe this cover image will get better someday. Who knows! It's far from cromulent.

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Krusty Gets Busted

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 15:05:00 +0000

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Now turn those smoochy-poochy lips to this new and improved menage-a-four. We're not yellowed yet but we shall be soon. Max Booth III, frequent co-host, will no longer be overlooked nor will he be pointed out every time he's on the show because, neighborinos, he is an equal co-host and a forever-friend. Give him a round of applause. We're all going yellow.

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The Crepes of Wrath with Andrew Hilbert

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Sat, 12 Jan 2019 17:29:00 +0000

Andrew Hilbert joins Max Booth III and Trey Hudson via satellite to make fun of French people and the Soviet Union!

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Homer's Night Out

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Fri, 04 Jan 2019 16:27:00 +0000

Listen to the Simpsonoids flap gums about Homer's Night Out! Woo-hoo!

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Life On The Fast Lane with Cheryl Couture!

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 21:12:00 +0000

Hey everybody!

Miguel Villa and Andrew Hilbert are joined by Cheryl Couture, author of Beauty Pageant to discuss Life On the Fast Lane. It goes everywhere, folks. This episode is a hard R rating for discussions ranging from discount strip clubs to whether or not French people are portrayed fairly.

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The Telltale Head

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Sun, 14 Oct 2018 22:26:00 +0000

Listen to us as we gab incessantly about the Simpsons season 1 episode: The Telltale Head!

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The Call of the Simpsons

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Wed, 03 Oct 2018 23:19:00 +0000

The beautiful man from San Antonio, Max Booth III, returns to chat about another Swartzwelder-penned masterpiece, The Call of the Simpsons.

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Moaning Lisa

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 21:11:00 +0000

You know it's a good episode when it starts with a beautiful chorus of voices singing the classic blues tune Lisa Simpson wrote. Join Miguel, Andrew, and Trey with their very special guests, Nina and Hillary, as they discuss the first Lisa-centric episode.

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We Shot Mr. Burns - Bart the General with Max Booth III!

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Thu, 13 Sep 2018 16:38:00 +0000

We talk about Bart the General with the first appearance of our frequent-guest-to-the-point-of-co-host, Max Booth III, author of The Nightly Disease and co-founder of Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing -- publisher of the greatest book ever written, Invasion of the Weirdos.

This episode is the first writing credit of John Swartzwelder, author of the most Simpsons episodes. He's a hero and we will have an entire episode dedicated to him soon. Buy one of his insane books here.

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We Shot Mr Burns: No Disgrace Like Home

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 16:41:00 +0000

Join Andrew Hilbert, Trey Hudson, and Miguel Villa as they talk about No Disgrace Like Home, episode 4 of season 1 of the Simpsons!

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We Shot Mr. Burns: Bart the Genius and Homer's Odyssey.

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Thu, 02 Aug 2018 22:46:00 +0000

Don't have a cow, neighborino.

Miguel Villa and Andrew Hilbert are joined by Trey Hudson (a permanent host! Wow!) to discuss episodes 7G02 and 7G03; Bart the Genius and Homer's Odyssey.

They episodes are far from os-os (that's so-so backwards) so join in on the multiple ha-has.

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We Shot Mr. Burns, Episode 1: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Thu, 19 Jul 2018 15:38:00 +0000

Join Andrew Hilbert and Miguel Villa as they discuss the very first episode of the Simpsons, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire as well as some Tracy Ullman shorts.

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We are We Shot Mr. Burns

racefortheroaches@gmail.com (Cockroach Conservatory) — Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:06:00 +0000

Hi-diddly-ho, neighborinos.

We are We Shot Mr. Burns, a new podcast going through the Simpsons episode by episode.

The first episode will be released to the public this week but you can get it early by becoming a patron of The Cockroach Conservatory by clicking here.