westbros

False Reality Explained

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 8 Apr 2026 17:52:00 -0700

https://archive.org/download/260408-false-reality-explained/260408%20False%20Reality%20Explained.mp3

Reality Explained

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 4 Apr 2026 06:15:00 -0700

https://archive.org/download/260404-reality-explained/260404%20Reality%20Explained.mp3

A Very Westbros Wedding

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 13 Oct 2025 02:29:00 -0700

Wedding Action News, on the spot, as it happens

https://archive.org/download/251003-a-very-westbros-wedding/251003%20A%20Very%20Westbros%20Wedding.mp3

Pumpkin Spice Cracker Barrel

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 23 Aug 2025 01:55:00 -0700

aka Fall Watch 2025

https://archive.org/download/250822-pumpkin-spice-cracker-barrel/250822%20Pumpkin%20Spice%20Cracker%20Barrel.mp3

Brotein Shake

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 23 May 2025 04:08:00 -0700

fiber is the most important meal of the day

https://archive.org/download/250523-brotein-shake/250523%20Brotein%20Shake.mp3

The 2024 Broley Awards

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 19 Jan 2025 01:39:00 -0800

it's finally the end of the road for diaper donny the felon putin puppet with tiny hands and orange skin and his hair is stupid and i didn't even wanna win this dumb election anyway screw you dad

\https://archive.org/download/250118-the-2024-broley-awards/250118%20The%202024%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

Election Cope 2024

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 9 Nov 2024 18:59:00 -0800

Trumpvember dawns upon us

https://archive.org/download/241106-election-cope-2024/241106%20Election%20Cope%202024.mp3

Back in the Saddle

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 9 Nov 2024 18:59:00 -0800

we finally rec an ep and internet archive is down for a month....

https://archive.org/download/241106-election-cope-2024/241017%20Back%20In%20the%20Saddle.mp3

Communist Prescription, Round Three

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 19 Apr 2024 01:26:00 -0700

just when we thought we were out, they pulled us back in

https://archive.org/download/240418-communist-prescription-round-three/240418%20Communist%20Prescription%2C%20Round%20Three.mp3

More Pill Popping

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 11 Apr 2024 01:47:00 -0700

true real manly-man red pilled real man content right here, for true real manly men only, who are very confident and secure and manly and men.

https://archive.org/download/240410-more-pill-popping_202404/240410%20More%20Pill%20Popping.mp3

Swallowing Pills

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 29 Mar 2024 00:30:00 -0700

bad medicine

https://archive.org/download/240328-swallowing-pills/240328%20Swallowing%20Pills.mp3

A 16 Minute Driving Monologue

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 27 Mar 2024 23:55:00 -0700

Jake just needed to rant for a bit

https://archive.org/download/240327-a-16-minute-driving-monologue/240327%20A%2016%20Minute%20Driving%20Monologue.mp3

Crooked Politics & Manly Ladies

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 23 Mar 2024 02:33:00 -0700

long fat covid is real

https://archive.org/download/240322-crooked-politics-manly-ladies/240322%20Crooked%20Politics%20%26%20Manly%20Ladies.mp3

Havin' A Big Fat Time

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 17 Mar 2024 04:27:00 -0700

all my fat friends are comin' over tonight

https://archive.org/download/havin-a-big-fat-time/Havin%27%20A%20Big%20Fat%20Time.mp3

Another Bikebrain Wellness Check

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 4 Mar 2024 02:13:00 -0800

i'm concerned about their mental health

https://archive.org/download/240303-another-bikebrain-wellness-check/240303%20Another%20Bikebrain%20Wellness%20Check.mp3

Fizzology 202

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 03:16:00 -0800

sassafras

https://archive.org/download/240228-fizzology-202/240228%20Fizzology%20202.mp3

Of Masks and Men

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 23 Feb 2024 01:45:00 -0800

gender status: not affirmed

https://archive.org/download/240222-of-masks-and-men/240222%20Of%20Masks%20and%20Men.mp3

The Bikebrains Ride Again

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 17 Feb 2024 20:55:00 -0800

the carpaganda is getting insane dude

https://archive.org/download/240217-the-bikebrains-ride-again/240217%20The%20Bikebrains%20Ride%20Again.mp3

That Wicked Weed

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 27 Jan 2024 23:55:00 -0800

Nicotine men create good times, good times create potheads, potheads create hard times, hard times create nicotine men

https://archive.org/download/240127-that-wicked-weed/240127%20That%20Wicked%20Weed.mp3

Fizzology 201

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 18 Jan 2024 09:58:00 -0800

take notes, this will be on the midterm

https://archive.org/download/240118-fizzology-201/240118%20Fizzology%20201.mp3

The 2023 Broley Awards

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 4 Jan 2024 01:52:00 -0800

we tried to fly Gersh in to be on the show but he's scared of planes

https://archive.org/download/240103-the-2023-broley-awards/240103%20The%202023%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

The Christmasphobic Season

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 27 Dec 2023 02:25:00 -0800

paganism is that guy you know who always claims he "thought of it first" but can't prove it

https://archive.org/download/231226-the-christmasphobic-season/231226%20The%20Christmasphobic%20Season.mp3

A Body Positive Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 7 Dec 2023 00:07:00 -0800

backup pie

https://archive.org/download/231206-a-body-positive-christmas/231206%20A%20Body%20Positive%20Christmas.mp3

Thanksgiving Eve

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 26 Nov 2023 17:37:00 -0800

plant based holiday nog

https://archive.org/download/231126-thanksgiving-eve/231126%20Thanksgiving%20Eve.mp3

Commies vs Turkeys

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 19 Nov 2023 01:09:00 -0800

decolonize your mashed potatoes

https://archive.org/download/231118-commies-vs-turkeys/231118%20Commies%20vs%20Turkeys.mp3

Thoughts On A Vegan World

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 14 Sep 2023 19:10:00 -0700

"it's either inevitable or impossible, and I'm not sure which"

https://archive.org/download/230914-thoughts-on-a-vegan-world/230914%20Thoughts%20on%20a%20Vegan%20World.mp3

National Fixed League

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 10 Sep 2023 01:13:00 -0700

So... where does Bishop Sycamore fit into all this?

https://archive.org/download/230909-national-fixed-league_202309/230909%20National%20Fixed%20League.mp3

Those Waddling Men of Oregon (1921-1949)

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 3 Sep 2023 23:33:00 -0700

quack like you mean it, boys

https://archive.org/download/230903-those-waddling-men-of-oregon-1921-1949/230903%20Those%20Waddling%20Men%20of%20Oregon%20%281921-1949%29.mp3

Fall Watch 2023

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Tue, 22 Aug 2023 18:26:00 -0700

your regularly scheduled duck content will be back momentarily

https://archive.org/download/230822-fall-watch-2023/230822%20Fall%20Watch%202023.mp3

A Duckling is Hatched (1893-1920)

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 30 Jul 2023 22:45:00 -0700

"If you don't like football, you're a sissy little baby boy."

-the 1800s

https://archive.org/download/230730-a-duckling-is-hatched-1893-1920/230730%20A%20Duckling%20is%20Hatched%20%281893-1920%29.mp3

The Complete History of the Oregon Ducks: Prologue

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 20:44:00 -0700

An ambitious journalistic undertaking

https://archive.org/download/230713-the-complete-history-of-the-oregon-ducks-prologue/230713%20The%20Complete%20History%20of%20the%20Oregon%20Ducks%20-%20Prologue.mp3

Commies vs Fireworks

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 28 Jun 2023 18:44:00 -0700

If you care more about dogs than freedom, July 4th may not be the holiday for you.

https://archive.org/download/230628-commies-vs-fireworks/230628%20Commies%20vs%20Fireworks.mp3

The Deadly Carbrain Scourge

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 18 Jun 2023 20:41:00 -0700

"big cars and loud noises terrify me"

-a grown adult man

https://archive.org/download/230618-the-deadly-carbrain-scourge/230618%20The%20Deadly%20Carbrain%20Scourge.mp3

The Cult of the Sacred Mask

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 11 Jun 2023 22:15:00 -0700

if it saves just one life

https://archive.org/download/230611-the-cult-of-the-sacred-mask/230611%20The%20Cult%20of%20the%20Sacred%20Mask.mp3

Life in the Fat Lane

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 28 May 2023 16:37:00 -0700

a total karen came up to me one day and punched me in the face just for being fat, it totally happened

https://archive.org/download/230528-life-in-the-fat-lane/230528%20Life%20in%20the%20Fat%20Lane.mp3

Westbros Turns 200

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 19 May 2023 19:55:00 -0700

2 fat 2 furious

https://archive.org/download/230519-westbros-turns-200/230519%20Westbros%20Turns%20200.mp3

Plus Sized Podcasting

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 14 May 2023 20:53:00 -0700

once westbros hits ep 200, it's gonna need the seatbelt extender on the plane

https://archive.org/download/230514-plus-sized-podcasting/230514%20Plus%20Sized%20Podcasting.mp3

Ain't Got Time For Fatphobes

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 8 May 2023 00:51:00 -0700

fighting racism with hostess snack cakes

https://archive.org/download/230507-aint-got-time-for-fatphobes/230507%20Ain%27t%20Got%20Time%20For%20Fatphobes.mp3

It's Gonna Be A Fat Boy Summer

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 1 May 2023 03:16:00 -0700

get hyped

https://archive.org/download/230501-its-gonna-be-a-fat-boy-summer/230501%20It%27s%20Gonna%20Be%20A%20Fat%20Boy%20Summer.mp3

Guns n' Gersh

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 16 Apr 2023 22:20:00 -0700

gunphobic ammo-exclusionary bigots

https://archive.org/download/230416-guns-n-gersh/230416%20Guns%20n%27%20Gersh.mp3

The Resurgence of Carol J Adams

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 9 Apr 2023 18:45:00 -0700

i identify as carolgender

https://archive.org/download/230409-the-resurgence-of-carol-j-adams/230409%20The%20Resurgence%20of%20Carol%20J%20Adams.mp3

Fatphobia Never Rests

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 27 Mar 2023 20:24:00 -0700

gyms are modern day klan rallies.

https://archive.org/download/230327-fatphobia-never-rests/230327%20Fatphobia%20Never%20Rests.mp3

Maclane Recs and Ducks

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 26 Mar 2023 23:15:00 -0700

very soon, carol will have her day

https://archive.org/download/230326-maclane-recs-and-ducks/230326%20Maclane%20Recs%20and%20Ducks.mp3

Jake Is A Meat Industry Shill

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 20 Mar 2023 01:09:00 -0700

soy levels around here have dropped precipitously without Maclane around. hmm.

https://archive.org/download/230319-jake-is-a-meat-industry-shill/230319%20Jake%20Is%20A%20Meat%20Industry%20Shill.mp3

Vegan Cowboys, Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 10 Mar 2023 18:46:00 -0800

vegan science; it's almost like real science, except I made it up

https://archive.org/download/230310-vegan-cowboys-part-2/230310%20Vegan%20Cowboys%2C%20Part%202.mp3

Vegan Cowboys, Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 6 Mar 2023 00:47:00 -0800

Maclane falls asleep several times in his bid to make this the worst rec ever

https://archive.org/download/230305-vegan-cowboys-part-1_202303/230305%20Vegan%20Cowboys%2C%20Part%201.mp3

The Return of Carol J Adams

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 27 Feb 2023 01:44:00 -0800

just checking in on an old friend

https://archive.org/download/230226-the-return-of-carol-j-adams/230226%20The%20Return%20of%20Carol%20J%20Adams.mp3

Subreddits, Spuds and Snowshoes

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:34:00 -0800

selling the patent for this episode if anyone's interested

https://archive.org/download/230220-subreddits-spuds-and-snowshoes/230220%20Subreddits%2C%20Spuds%20and%20Snowshoes.mp3

The Lost Buttermilk Run Episode

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 18 Feb 2023 00:36:00 -0800

I found this thing from last year on my phone so here it is

https://archive.org/download/buttermilk-run/Buttermilk%20Run.mp3

Investing Wisely

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 30 Jan 2023 02:41:00 -0800

Our retirement account options are fake money, monkey pictures, plastic toys or teddy bears.

https://archive.org/download/230129-investing-wisely/230129%20Investing%20Wisely.mp3

Weirdos, and Other Oddities

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 01:29:00 -0800

beautiful women as far as the eye can see

https://archive.org/download/230122-weirdos-and-other-oddities/230122%20Weirdos%2C%20and%20Other%20Oddities.mp3

My Old Enemy, Capitalism

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 20 Jan 2023 22:51:00 -0800

my boss is evil incarnate

https://archive.org/download/230120-my-old-enemy-capitalism/230120%20My%20Old%20Enemy%2C%20Capitalism.mp3

Literal Trans Fats

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 01:34:00 -0800

oppression has cellulite marks

https://archive.org/download/230115-literal-trans-fats/230115%20Literal%20Trans%20Fats.mp3

The 2022 Broley Awards

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 8 Jan 2023 04:07:00 -0800

we're still alive

https://archive.org/download/230107-the-2022-broley-awards/230107%20The%202022%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

A Very Reddit Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 12 Dec 2022 02:29:00 -0800

Happiness is stupid and dumb

https://archive.org/download/221211-a-very-reddit-christmas_202212/221211%20A%20Very%20Reddit%20Christmas.mp3

Turkey Soda and Other Mishaps

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:03:00 -0800

keeping the thanksgiving streets safe out there

https://archive.org/download/221126-turkey-soda-and-other-mishaps/221126%20Turkey%20Soda%20and%20Other%20Mishaps.mp3

A Joyous Franksgiving

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 7 Nov 2022 20:06:00 -0800

transgiving blessings to all

https://archive.org/download/221107-a-joyous-franksgiving/221107%20A%20Joyous%20Franksgiving.mp3

Round Three of Lovely Queens

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 17 Oct 2022 00:26:00 -0700

the loveliest females you ever laid eyes on

https://archive.org/download/221016-round-three-of-lovely-queens_202210/221016%20Round%20Three%20of%20Lovely%20Queens.mp3

More Beautiful Ladies

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 12 Oct 2022 05:58:00 -0700

authentic real grade A women

https://archive.org/download/221012-more-beautiful-ladies/221012%20More%20Beautiful%20Ladies.mp3

Just One of the Gals

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 10 Oct 2022 03:09:00 -0700

me and my fellow beautiful ladies

https://archive.org/download/221009-just-one-of-the-gals/221009%20Just%20One%20of%20the%20Gals.mp3

Bio of a Fat Pioneer

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Tue, 4 Oct 2022 18:52:00 -0700

dignity is for fatphobes

https://archive.org/download/221004-bio-of-a-fat-pioneer/221004%20Bio%20of%20a%20Fat%20Pioneer.mp3

Tossing the Old Pigskin

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 02:06:00 -0700

No Food League

https://archive.org/download/220925-tossing-the-old-pigskin/220925%20Tossing%20the%20Old%20Pigskin.mp3

The King Spud Saga

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 03:01:00 -0700

name one WNBA player, I dare you.

https://archive.org/download/220918-the-king-spud-saga/220918%20The%20King%20Spud%20Saga.mp3

Just One of the Guys

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 02:27:00 -0700

Steve's just one of the dudes

https://archive.org/download/220911-just-one-of-the-guys/220911%20Just%20One%20of%20the%20Guys.mp3

Malted Milk & Mangled Media

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 5 Sep 2022 04:49:00 -0700

bluetooth headphones are absolutely awful garbage

https://archive.org/download/220904-malted-milk-mangled-media/220904%20Malted%20Milk%20%26%20Mangled%20Media.mp3

Fall Watch 2022

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:53:00 -0700

he's trading in his chevy for an almanac-ac-ac-ac-ac

https://archive.org/download/220828-fall-watch-2022/220828%20Fall%20Watch%202022.mp3

Phones, Tapes, and Crippling Vystopia

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 03:28:00 -0700

reddit is my therapist.

https://archive.org/download/220821-phones-tapes-and-crippling-vystopia/220821%20Phones%2CTapes%2C%20and%20Crippling%20Vystopia.mp3

Cabin Fever

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 8 Aug 2022 00:50:00 -0700

never did find a moose...

https://archive.org/download/220805-cabin-fever/220805%20Cabin%20Fever.mp3

Redditors of the World, Unite!

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:44:00 -0700

actually, real westbros podcasting has never been tried

https://archive.org/download/220717-redditors-of-the-world-unite/220717%20Redditors%20of%20the%20World%2C%20Unite%21.mp3

We're All Livin' Postmodern

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 10 Jul 2022 23:27:00 -0700

does it exist? it's racist.

https://archive.org/download/220710-were-all-livin-postmodern/220710%20We%27re%20All%20Livin%27%20Postmodern.mp3

More from Fourth Eve

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 4 Jul 2022 01:56:00 -0700

BANG BANG BANG

https://archive.org/download/220704-more-from-fourth-eve/220704%20More%20from%20Fourth%20Eve.mp3

Hot Dog Patriotism

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 3 Jul 2022 17:31:00 -0700

the war on independence day is real

https://archive.org/download/220703-hot-dog-patriotism/220703%20Hot%20Dog%20Patriotism.mp3

Sasquatch Hunting with Bronson

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 19:42:00 -0700

the bigfoot findings today are thus far inconclusive

https://archive.org/download/220626-sasquatch-hunting-with-bronson/220626%20Sasquatch%20Hunting%20with%20Bronson.mp3

Bro v Wade

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 02:57:00 -0700

the supreme court wants to kill womxn

https://archive.org/download/220627-bro-v-wade/220627%20Bro%20v%20Wade.mp3

Get the Local Witch on the Case!

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 20 Jun 2022 00:52:00 -0700

I'll take my detectives post-menopausal, please.

https://archive.org/download/220620-get-the-local-witch-on-the-case/220620%20Get%20the%20Local%20Witch%20on%20the%20Case.mp3

A Very Gay Shopping Trip

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 00:18:00 -0700

brb, setting up my juneteenth tree

https://archive.org/download/220612-a-very-gay-shopping-trip/220612%20A%20Very%20Gay%20Shopping%20Trip.mp3

Two Westbros in Nevada

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 12 Jun 2022 20:33:00 -0700

Gage and Maclane are back on the road, this time on a trip to Jackpot, Nevada. Along the way, Maclane gets sick from tobacco (again), Gage speedruns losing money in a casino, and the two realize visiting Jackpot was not worth the two and a half hour drive. As a bonus, Maclane's audio continues to sound like garbage despite his best efforts, and he's really rethinking this whole "moving car as a recording studio" idea.

https://archive.org/download/220606-two-westbros-in-nevada/220606%20Two%20Westbros%20in%20Nevada.mp3

Pride or Die

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 1 Jun 2022 19:32:00 -0700

can't wait for lust month and gluttony month

https://archive.org/download/220601-pride-or-die/220601%20Pride%20or%20Die.mp3

Tales from Police Academy

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 30 May 2022 15:20:00 -0700

Jake visits Idaho to interview Gage, Alex and (to a lesser degree) Maclane

https://archive.org/download/220528-tales-from-police-academy/220528%20Tales%20from%20Police%20Academy.mp3

Two Westbros in Wyoming

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 9 May 2022 18:20:00 -0700

Gage and Maclane take a trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Along the way they brave a blizzard, dine and dash, and discuss what connection Chris Pratt and dinosaurs have to the Dr. Pepper Dark Berry Zero Sugar flavor. As an added bonus, Maclane tests the ultimate limits of his portable recorder by blowing out the microphone.

https://archive.org/download/westbros-in-wyoming/Westbros%20In%20Wyoming.mp3

Birthing Person's Day

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 9 May 2022 00:50:00 -0700

shoutout to all the trans poc womxn out there

https://archive.org/download/220508-birthing-persons-day/220508%20Birthing%20Person%27s%20Day.mp3

Saving Dane's Marriage

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 6 May 2022 18:38:00 -0700

"don't associate my name with this content" -Dane

https://archive.org/download/220506-saving-danes-marriage/220506%20Saving%20Dane%27s%20Marriage.mp3

Don't Say Groomer

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 1 May 2022 23:16:00 -0700

smh these fearmongering republicans

https://archive.org/download/220501-dont-say-groomer/220501%20Don%27t%20Say%20Groomer.mp3

Reddit Is For Intellectuals

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 29 Apr 2022 20:34:00 -0700

We're gonna need a bigger calendar...

https://archive.org/download/220429-reddit-is-for-intellectuals/220429%20Reddit%20Is%20For%20Intellectuals.mp3

Censorship is Freedom

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:25:00 -0700

FACT CHECK: We were always at war with Eurasia

https://archive.org/download/220427-censorship-is-freedom_202204/220427%20Censorship%20is%20Freedom.mp3

Rock Solid Life Advice

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:54:00 -0700

give it to me straight, doc

https://archive.org/download/220423-rock-solid-life-advice/220423%20Rock%20Solid%20Life%20Advice.mp3

Mystery Meat

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 22 Apr 2022 05:03:00 -0700

what's a man to do?

https://archive.org/download/220421-mystery-meat/220421%20Mystery%20Meat.mp3

Much Ado About Dane

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 01:08:00 -0700

feat. a theoretical mrs. dane who still could be a deep fake.

https://archive.org/download/220411-much-ado-about-dane/220411%20Much%20Ado%20About%20Dane.mp3

The Carol J Adams Trilogy, Volume 3

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 00:25:00 -0700

But wait, there's more!

https://archive.org/download/220410-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-3/220410%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%203.mp3

The Carol J Adams Trilogy, Volume 2

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Tue, 5 Apr 2022 22:29:00 -0700

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it

https://archive.org/download/220405-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-2/220405%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%202.mp3

The Carol J Adams Trilogy, Volume 1

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 4 Apr 2022 01:17:00 -0700

A very sane, very mentally healthy person.

(the outro song is the result of a vegan band that remixed the audiobook in the 90s. it slaps)

https://archive.org/download/220403-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-1/220403%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%201.mp3

Vegan Raps & Singing Pigs

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 01:28:00 -0700

if we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of food?

https://archive.org/download/220327-vegan-raps-singing-pigs/220327%20Vegan%20Raps%20%26%20Singing%20Pigs.mp3

All Meat, All the Time

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 20 Mar 2022 23:42:00 -0700

Jake only eats beef now. He's a genocidal maniac.

https://archive.org/download/220320-all-meat-all-the-time/220320%20All%20Meat%2C%20All%20the%20Time.mp3

A Barrel Full of Laughs

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 14 Mar 2022 02:08:00 -0700

old timey racist jokes are officially funnier than New Yorker cartoons

https://archive.org/download/220313-a-barrel-full-of-laughs/220313%20A%20Barrel%20Full%20of%20Laughs.mp3

A Smattering of Topics

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 10 Mar 2022 01:44:00 -0800

gobs of unrelated filler material

https://archive.org/download/220309-a-smattering-of-topics/220309%20A%20Smattering%20of%20Topics.mp3

Mush, You Huskies

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Tue, 8 Mar 2022 12:04:00 -0800

no better way to get updates on sporting events than by a podcast that uploads them two days late

https://archive.org/download/220306-mush-you-huskies/220306%20Mush%2C%20You%20Huskies.mp3

A Dane for All Seasons

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 3 Mar 2022 00:39:00 -0800

just sick of dane's bigotry tbh

https://archive.org/download/220302-a-dane-for-all-seasons/220302%20A%20Dane%20For%20All%20Seasons.mp3

Go Vegan, Prevent War

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 27 Feb 2022 23:36:00 -0800

"The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after invading Ukraine, I was anxious and irritable."

-Vladimir Putin

https://archive.org/download/220227-go-vegan-prevent-war/220227%20Go%20Vegan%2C%20Prevent%20War.mp3

Professor Mac's Ethics Course

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 26 Feb 2022 15:42:00 -0800

Notable Fategories expert and Dewstorian Maclane takes a break from the rigors of his academic schedule to present Jake with an auditory tutelage in the finer points of not being a schizophrenic hypocritical animal abuser.

https://archive.org/download/220225-professor-macs-ethics-course/220225%20Professor%20Mac%27s%20Ethics%20Course.mp3

Plant Based Warfare

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 00:37:00 -0800

Call of Duty: Soy Ops

https://archive.org/download/220223-plant-based-warfare/220223%20Plant%20Based%20Warfare.mp3

Beef n' Beer

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 21 Feb 2022 04:07:00 -0800

maclane asked me to put a specific quote in the description but I've already forgotten what is was

https://archive.org/download/220220-beef-n-beer_202202/220220%20Beef%20n%27%20Beer.mp3

Remember the Cheese Facts

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 16:21:00 -0800

The life they save may be your own

https://archive.org/download/220219-remember-the-cheese-facts/220219%20Remember%20the%20Cheese%20Facts.mp3

So On and Soy Forth

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 00:26:00 -0800

i AM a soy boy because i LOVE soy!

https://archive.org/download/220216-so-on-and-soy-forth/220216%20So%20On%20and%20Soy%20Forth.mp3

Super Bowl & Super Fats

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 13 Feb 2022 23:48:00 -0800

stay adipositive out there guys

https://archive.org/download/220213-super-bowl-super-fats/220213%20Super%20Bowl%20%26%20Super%20Fats.mp3

An Education for Dane

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 9 Feb 2022 23:22:00 -0800

a dane, a dane, my kingdom for a dane!

https://archive.org/download/220209-an-education-for-dane/220209%20An%20Education%20for%20Dane.mp3

Whatever Happened to Bob?

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 7 Feb 2022 03:56:00 -0800

my moral claims could totally beat up your moral claims

https://archive.org/download/220207-whatever-happened-to-bob/220207%20Whatever%20Happened%20to%20Bob.mp3

Centering Fat Voices

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 2 Feb 2022 23:18:00 -0800

but first a half hour of football stuff. Maclane wanted me to write a joke about groundhog's day here, but that seemed a little fat-shamey to me.

https://archive.org/download/220202-centering-fat-voices/220202%20Centering%20Fat%20Voices.mp3

Who You Callin' Fatso?!

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 30 Jan 2022 23:39:00 -0800

westbros is rebranding as fatbros: The Fattest Podcast on the Internet

https://archive.org/download/220130-who-you-callin-fatso/220130%20Who%20You%20Callin%27%20Fatso.mp3

Soda Pop and Pervs

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 27 Jan 2022 00:34:00 -0800

yahooooooo

https://archive.org/download/220127-soda-pop-and-pervs/220127%20Soda%20Pop%20and%20Pervs.mp3

Those Amish Were Onto Something

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:07:00 -0800

aside from their odd fashion and theological inaccuracy, you gotta hand it to 'em

https://archive.org/download/220123-those-amish-were-onto-something/220123%20Those%20Amish%20Were%20Onto%20Something.mp3

You Gotta Play the Game

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 20 Jan 2022 00:04:00 -0800

today, we show you how to hack your way to (incoherent reddit slang)

https://archive.org/download/220119-you-gotta-play-the-game/220119%20You%20Gotta%20Play%20the%20Game.mp3

The Episode "They" Don't Want You to Know About

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 01:06:00 -0800

everyone but me is a liar

https://archive.org/download/220116-the-episode-they-dont-want-you-to-know-about/220116%20The%20Episode%20%27%27They%27%27%20Don%27t%20Want%20You%20to%20Know%20About.mp3

Close Shaves, Credit Scores & Relationship Advice

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 12 Jan 2022 19:54:00 -0800

support your local sheriff

https://archive.org/download/220112-close-shaves-credit-scores-relationship-advice/220112%20Close%20Shaves%2C%20Credit%20Scores%20%26%20Relationship%20Advice.mp3

Personal Responsibility is Basically Nazism

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 03:34:00 -0800

shut up, it just is

https://archive.org/download/220109_202201/220109.mp3

Snowshoe Thompson, They Call Me

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 03:34:00 -0800

they really do call me that, honest

https://archive.org/download/220105-snowshoe-thompson-they-call-me/220105%20Snowshoe%20Thompson%2C%20They%20Call%20Me.mp3

The 2021 Broley Awards

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 30 Dec 2021 07:19:00 -0800

Alternate titles for this ep included: "Maclane gets Grounded", "What the Hey, it's Y2K", "Westbros at 30,000 ft", and "Liquor? I Hardly Know Her!"

https://archive.org/download/211229-the-2021-broley-awards/211229%20The%202021%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

To All a Good Night

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 25 Dec 2021 01:24:00 -0800

this whole christmas thing makes zero economic sense

https://archive.org/download/211224-to-all-a-good-night_20211225/211224%20To%20All%20a%20Good%20Night.mp3

I'll Be Unemployed for Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 19 Dec 2021 23:15:00 -0800

if only in my dreams

https://archive.org/download/211219-ill-be-unemployed-for-christmas_202112/211219%20I%27ll%20Be%20Unemployed%20for%20Christmas.mp3

Every Subreddit Ever

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 19 Dec 2021 03:17:00 -0800

edit: mods, pls don't delete this (unless you want to, please don't be mad at me)

https://archive.org/download/211218-every-subreddit-ever/211218%20Every%20Subreddit%20Ever.mp3

Tiny Santas and Christmas Cranks

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 15 Dec 2021 19:43:00 -0800

"scrooge" is a crankphobic slur

https://archive.org/download/211215-tiny-santas-and-christmas-cranks_202112/211215%20Tiny%20Santas%20and%20Christmas%20Cranks.mp3

Maclane's War on Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 03:04:00 -0800

Jake couldn't be here today, as his computer committed suicide

The bad Christmas song of the week is Happy Holidays, by Janet Devlin. It's basically just "leave me alone mom" set to music

https://archive.org/download/211212-maclanes-war-on-christmas/211212%20Maclane%27s%20War%20on%20Christmas.mp3

Big Snow Watch 2021

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 2 Dec 2021 00:06:00 -0800

snow be racist

https://archive.org/download/211201-big-snow-watch-2021/211201%20Big%20Snow%20Watch%202021.mp3

The Usual Holiday Tomfoolery

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Tue, 30 Nov 2021 14:18:00 -0800

nothing to see here, move along

https://archive.org/download/211128-the-usual-holiday-tomfoolery/211128%20The%20Usual%20Holiday%20Tomfoolery.mp3

'Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Tue, 30 Nov 2021 13:50:00 -0800

and not a tofurkey was stirring

https://archive.org/download/211124-twas-the-night-before-thanksgiving_202112/211124%20Twas%20the%20Night%20Before%20Thanksgiving.mp3

A Turkey Advocate Conversion

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Fri, 19 Nov 2021 19:01:00 -0800

please don't let maclane hear about this

https://archive.org/download/211119-a-turkey-advocate-conversion/211119%20A%20Turkey%20Advocate%20Conversion.mp3

A Joyous Danesgiving

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 18 Nov 2021 18:01:00 -0800

a very special Thanksgiving special that Dane wishes he could get out of

https://archive.org/download/211117-a-joyous-danesgiving/211117%20A%20Joyous%20Danesgiving.mp3

Won't Someone Think of the Turkeys?!

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 00:34:00 -0800

all the hot king spud updates

https://archive.org/download/211114-wont-someone-think-of-the-turkeys/211114%20Won%27t%20Someone%20Think%20of%20the%20Turkeys.mp3

The Turkey Heisters Ride Again

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 11 Nov 2021 03:31:00 -0800

also Maclane does a Freddie's tell-all

https://archive.org/download/211111-the-turkey-heisters-ride-again/211111%20The%20Turkey%20Heisters%20Ride%20Again.mp3

Childish Turkey Takes

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 4 Nov 2021 02:18:00 -0700

it was bad enough when they were just lukewarm

https://archive.org/download/211104-childish-turkey-takes/211104%20Childish%20Turkey%20Takes.mp3

Gage Limps Back Onto the Show

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 1 Nov 2021 02:51:00 -0700

get it? he's crippled

https://archive.org/download/211101-gage-limps-back-onto-the-show/211101%20Gage%20Limps%20Back%20Onto%20the%20Show.mp3

Dane Touches Grass

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 28 Oct 2021 02:46:00 -0700

Our second ever guest on Westbros is an unemployed teacher who probably killed people for the government.

https://archive.org/download/211027-dane-touches-gr02110mpm/211027%20Dane%20Touches%20Grass.mp3

Dames, and Other Topics

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 00:20:00 -0700

da broads, that's da trouble mac

https://archive.org/download/211024-dames-and-other-topics/211024%20Dames%2C%20and%20Other%20Topics.mp3

Accounts of Holiday Fakery

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 02:03:00 -0700

BIG TURKEYS

https://archive.org/download/211020-accounts-of-holiday-fakery/211020%20Accounts%20of%20Holiday%20Fakery.mp3

Turkey Watch 2021

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 16 Oct 2021 18:27:00 -0700

plan now, be ready

https://archive.org/download/211016-turkey-watch-2021/211016%20Turkey%20Watch%202021.mp3

A Little Highbrow Literature

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 01:12:00 -0700

beanie babies are an endless source of fascination with us somehow

https://archive.org/download/211013-a-little-highbrow-literature/211013%20A%20Little%20Highbrow%20Literature.mp3

Westbros Turns 100

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 13 Oct 2021 13:32:00 -0700

...monsters.

https://archive.org/download/211007-westbros-turns-100/211007%20Westbros%20Turns%20100.mp3

Riding the New England Rails

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 13 Oct 2021 11:59:00 -0700

chowdah

https://archive.org/download/211004-riding-the-new-england-rails/211004%20Riding%20the%20New%20England%20Rails.mp3

Beanie Baby Horoscopes

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 30 Sep 2021 02:04:00 -0700

with a headline like that, it was destined for this podcast

https://archive.org/download/210929-beanie-baby-horoscopes/210929%20Beanie%20Baby%20Horoscopes.mp3

Candy Bars for Elvis

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 03:28:00 -0700

he changed my life that day

https://archive.org/download/210926-candy-bars-for-elvis_202109/210926%20Candy%20Bars%20for%20Elvis.mp3

A Double Dose of Country Quizzing

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Wed, 22 Sep 2021 21:56:00 -0700

big snow

https://archive.org/download/210922-a-double-dose-of-country-quizzing/210922%20A%20Double%20Dose%20of%20Country%20Quizzing.mp3

Do the Duck

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 20 Sep 2021 00:13:00 -0700

Jake has decided he hates having good audio, and will continue to clip the levels on his portable mic instead of using the actual good mic he owns that is three feet away.

https://archive.org/download/210919-do-the-duck/210919%20Do%20the%20Duck.mp3

Won't Someone Please Take This Couch

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sat, 18 Sep 2021 19:02:00 -0700

There's a torrential downpour outside, and no one wants Bronson's couch.

https://archive.org/download/210918-wont-someone-please-take-this-couch/210918%20Won%27t%20Someone%20Please%20Take%20This%20Couch.mp3

More Football Stuff I Guess

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 9 Sep 2021 04:27:00 -0700

tom fraudy

https://archive.org/download/210908-more-football-stuff-i-guess/210908%20More%20Football%20Stuff%20I%20Guess.mp3

Another Football Rundown

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 6 Sep 2021 01:41:00 -0700

hot mic caught me saying the ducks were overrated and now i'm banned from eugene :(

https://archive.org/download/210905-another-football-rundown/210905%20Another%20Football%20Rundown.mp3

Fake Schools & Fall Scoffers

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 2 Sep 2021 03:33:00 -0700

those darn white girls, acting like white girls and doing white girl things

https://archive.org/download/210901-fake-schools-fall-scoffers/210901%20Fake%20Schools%20%26%20Fall%20Scoffers.mp3

There's Nothing Cozier than Murder

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 02:24:00 -0700

The FBI needs to open a bake shop, they'd solve so many crimes

https://archive.org/download/210822-theres-nothing-cozier-than-murder_202108/210822%20There%27s%20Nothing%20Cozier%20than%20Murder.mp3

Fall is Racist Too

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Mon, 16 Aug 2021 02:36:00 -0700

Hey I just got done writing an article about why that thing you like is bad. You want to read it? No? What if I told you I shoehorned racism into it? Would that change things?

https://archive.org/download/210615-fall-is-racist-too/210615%20Fall%20is%20Racist%20Too.mp3

Sports Report

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 01:44:00 -0700

Jake was just really missing out on the fun of brOVID-19 so he got himself a heaping helping

https://archive.org/download/210812-sports-report/210812%20Sports%20Report.mp3

NFL Crash Course

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Sun, 8 Aug 2021 22:30:00 -0700

Jake just woke up from a five year coma and has no clue how sports got so weird

https://archive.org/download/210808-nfl-crash-course/210808%20NFL%20Crash%20Course.mp3

Fall Watch 2021

noreply@blogger.com (Jake Jakerson) — Thu, 5 Aug 2021 00:21:00 -0700

it's coming

https://archive.org/download/21084-fall-watch-2021/21084%20Fall%20Watch%202021.mp3