westbros

Turkey Watch 2026

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 02 Nov 2026 21:01:18 -0800

is it moral to eat a turkey that never existed?

https://archive.org/download/261102-turkey-watch-2026/261102%20Turkey%20Watch%202026.mp3

The Right Reverend

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Oct 2026 19:59:08 -0700

John Lawrey from the Lift Bridge podcast joins the show, and aside from us misidentifying George MacDonald as Chesterton in The Great Divorce, it's a jolly old time.

https://archive.org/download/261023-the-right-reverend/261023%20The%20Right%20Reverend.mp3

Autumn in New England

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Oct 2026 08:53:00 -0700

a Maclane & Kaidan travelogue

https://archive.org/download/261026-autumn-in-new-england/261026%20Autumn%20in%20New%20England.mp3

The True History of Halloween

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 03 Oct 2026 10:04:31 -0700

prank rule number one: if at all possible, involve a cow

(this episode is just the audio track of a youtube video I'm currently working on)

https://archive.org/download/261002-the-true-history-of-halloween/261002%20The%20True%20History%20of%20Halloween.mp3

Rise of the Quack (1950-2026)

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:32:07 -0700

a long boring episode that was mainly made just to finish duck history and get that monkey off Jake's back

https://archive.org/download/260918-rise-of-the-quack-1950-2026/260918%20Rise%20of%20the%20Quack%20%281950-2026%29.mp3

The Trouble with College Football

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Sep 2026 08:42:46 -0700

The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Secret Clock

https://archive.org/download/260908-the-trouble-with-college-football/260908%20The%20Trouble%20with%20College%20Football.mp3

Fall Watch 2026

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 05 Sep 2026 02:03:11 -0700

rutgers are imposters

https://archive.org/download/260904-fall-watch-2026/260904%20Fall%20Watch%202026.mp3

The Big 250

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 07 Jul 2026 16:25:48 -0700

hot dog

https://archive.org/download/260704-the-big-250/260704%20The%20Big%20250.mp3

The Tale of Tex: A Lost Westbros Episode

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 10:44:57 -0700

justice for tex

https://archive.org/download/260629-the-tale-of-tex-a-lost-westbros-episode/260629%20The%20Tale%20of%20Tex-%20A%20Lost%20Westbros%20Episode.mp3

Additional Smoke Notes

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 21 Apr 2026 04:09:00 -0700

joe camel was so cool that the government put a hit on him

https://archive.org/download/260421-additional-smoke-notes/260421%20Additional%20Smoke%20Notes.mp3

Further Tales of Tobacco

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 19:56:00 -0700

it's just the westbro podcast these days, R.I.P. Maclane

https://archive.org/download/260415-further-tales-of-tobacco/260415%20Further%20Tales%20of%20Tobacco.mp3

False Reality Explained

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 17:52:00 -0700

https://archive.org/download/260408-false-reality-explained/260408%20False%20Reality%20Explained.mp3

Reality Explained

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:15:00 -0700

https://archive.org/download/260404-reality-explained/260404%20Reality%20Explained.mp3

A Very Westbros Wedding

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Oct 2025 02:29:00 -0700

Wedding Action News, on the spot, as it happens

https://archive.org/download/251003-a-very-westbros-wedding/251003%20A%20Very%20Westbros%20Wedding.mp3

Brotein Shake

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 23 May 2025 04:08:00 -0700

fiber is the most important meal of the day

https://archive.org/download/250523-brotein-shake/250523%20Brotein%20Shake.mp3

The 2024 Broley Awards

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 19 Jan 2025 01:39:00 -0800

it's finally the end of the road for diaper donny the felon putin puppet with tiny hands and orange skin and his hair is stupid and i didn't even wanna win this dumb election anyway screw you dad

\https://archive.org/download/250118-the-2024-broley-awards/250118%20The%202024%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

Election Cope 2024

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 09 Nov 2024 18:59:00 -0800

Trumpvember dawns upon us

https://archive.org/download/241106-election-cope-2024/241106%20Election%20Cope%202024.mp3

Back in the Saddle

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 09 Nov 2024 18:59:00 -0800

we finally rec an ep and internet archive is down for a month....

https://archive.org/download/241106-election-cope-2024/241017%20Back%20In%20the%20Saddle.mp3

Communist Prescription, Round Three

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Apr 2024 01:26:00 -0700

just when we thought we were out, they pulled us back in

https://archive.org/download/240418-communist-prescription-round-three/240418%20Communist%20Prescription%2C%20Round%20Three.mp3

More Pill Popping

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Apr 2024 01:47:00 -0700

true real manly-man red pilled real man content right here, for true real manly men only, who are very confident and secure and manly and men.

https://archive.org/download/240410-more-pill-popping_202404/240410%20More%20Pill%20Popping.mp3

Swallowing Pills

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 29 Mar 2024 00:30:00 -0700

bad medicine

https://archive.org/download/240328-swallowing-pills/240328%20Swallowing%20Pills.mp3

A 16 Minute Driving Monologue

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 27 Mar 2024 23:55:00 -0700

Jake just needed to rant for a bit

https://archive.org/download/240327-a-16-minute-driving-monologue/240327%20A%2016%20Minute%20Driving%20Monologue.mp3

Crooked Politics & Manly Ladies

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 23 Mar 2024 02:33:00 -0700

long fat covid is real

https://archive.org/download/240322-crooked-politics-manly-ladies/240322%20Crooked%20Politics%20%26%20Manly%20Ladies.mp3

Havin' A Big Fat Time

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 17 Mar 2024 04:27:00 -0700

all my fat friends are comin' over tonight

https://archive.org/download/havin-a-big-fat-time/Havin%27%20A%20Big%20Fat%20Time.mp3

Another Bikebrain Wellness Check

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 04 Mar 2024 02:13:00 -0800

i'm concerned about their mental health

https://archive.org/download/240303-another-bikebrain-wellness-check/240303%20Another%20Bikebrain%20Wellness%20Check.mp3

Fizzology 202

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 03:16:00 -0800

sassafras

https://archive.org/download/240228-fizzology-202/240228%20Fizzology%20202.mp3

Of Masks and Men

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Feb 2024 01:45:00 -0800

gender status: not affirmed

https://archive.org/download/240222-of-masks-and-men/240222%20Of%20Masks%20and%20Men.mp3

The Bikebrains Ride Again

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 17 Feb 2024 20:55:00 -0800

the carpaganda is getting insane dude

https://archive.org/download/240217-the-bikebrains-ride-again/240217%20The%20Bikebrains%20Ride%20Again.mp3

That Wicked Weed

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 27 Jan 2024 23:55:00 -0800

Nicotine men create good times, good times create potheads, potheads create hard times, hard times create nicotine men

https://archive.org/download/240127-that-wicked-weed/240127%20That%20Wicked%20Weed.mp3

Fizzology 201

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 18 Jan 2024 09:58:00 -0800

take notes, this will be on the midterm

https://archive.org/download/240118-fizzology-201/240118%20Fizzology%20201.mp3

The 2023 Broley Awards

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 04 Jan 2024 01:52:00 -0800

we tried to fly Gersh in to be on the show but he's scared of planes

https://archive.org/download/240103-the-2023-broley-awards/240103%20The%202023%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

The Christmasphobic Season

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 27 Dec 2023 02:25:00 -0800

paganism is that guy you know who always claims he "thought of it first" but can't prove it

https://archive.org/download/231226-the-christmasphobic-season/231226%20The%20Christmasphobic%20Season.mp3

A Body Positive Christmas

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 07 Dec 2023 00:07:00 -0800

backup pie

https://archive.org/download/231206-a-body-positive-christmas/231206%20A%20Body%20Positive%20Christmas.mp3

Thanksgiving Eve

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 26 Nov 2023 17:37:00 -0800

plant based holiday nog

https://archive.org/download/231126-thanksgiving-eve/231126%20Thanksgiving%20Eve.mp3

Commies vs Turkeys

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 19 Nov 2023 01:09:00 -0800

decolonize your mashed potatoes

https://archive.org/download/231118-commies-vs-turkeys/231118%20Commies%20vs%20Turkeys.mp3

Thoughts On A Vegan World

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 14 Sep 2023 19:10:00 -0700

"it's either inevitable or impossible, and I'm not sure which"

https://archive.org/download/230914-thoughts-on-a-vegan-world/230914%20Thoughts%20on%20a%20Vegan%20World.mp3

National Fixed League

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 10 Sep 2023 01:13:00 -0700

So... where does Bishop Sycamore fit into all this?

https://archive.org/download/230909-national-fixed-league_202309/230909%20National%20Fixed%20League.mp3

Those Waddling Men of Oregon (1921-1949)

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 03 Sep 2023 23:33:00 -0700

quack like you mean it, boys

https://archive.org/download/230903-those-waddling-men-of-oregon-1921-1949/230903%20Those%20Waddling%20Men%20of%20Oregon%20%281921-1949%29.mp3

Fall Watch 2023

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 22 Aug 2023 18:26:00 -0700

your regularly scheduled duck content will be back momentarily

https://archive.org/download/230822-fall-watch-2023/230822%20Fall%20Watch%202023.mp3

A Duckling is Hatched (1893-1920)

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 30 Jul 2023 22:45:00 -0700

"If you don't like football, you're a sissy little baby boy."

-the 1800s

https://archive.org/download/230730-a-duckling-is-hatched-1893-1920/230730%20A%20Duckling%20is%20Hatched%20%281893-1920%29.mp3

The Complete History of the Oregon Ducks: Prologue

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 20:44:00 -0700

An ambitious journalistic undertaking

https://archive.org/download/230713-the-complete-history-of-the-oregon-ducks-prologue/230713%20The%20Complete%20History%20of%20the%20Oregon%20Ducks%20-%20Prologue.mp3

Commies vs Fireworks

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 28 Jun 2023 18:44:00 -0700

If you care more about dogs than freedom, July 4th may not be the holiday for you.

https://archive.org/download/230628-commies-vs-fireworks/230628%20Commies%20vs%20Fireworks.mp3

The Deadly Carbrain Scourge

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 18 Jun 2023 20:41:00 -0700

"big cars and loud noises terrify me"

-a grown adult man

https://archive.org/download/230618-the-deadly-carbrain-scourge/230618%20The%20Deadly%20Carbrain%20Scourge.mp3

The Cult of the Sacred Mask

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Jun 2023 22:15:00 -0700

if it saves just one life

https://archive.org/download/230611-the-cult-of-the-sacred-mask/230611%20The%20Cult%20of%20the%20Sacred%20Mask.mp3

Life in the Fat Lane

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 28 May 2023 16:37:00 -0700

a total karen came up to me one day and punched me in the face just for being fat, it totally happened

https://archive.org/download/230528-life-in-the-fat-lane/230528%20Life%20in%20the%20Fat%20Lane.mp3

Westbros Turns 200

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 19 May 2023 19:55:00 -0700

2 fat 2 furious

https://archive.org/download/230519-westbros-turns-200/230519%20Westbros%20Turns%20200.mp3

Plus Sized Podcasting

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 14 May 2023 20:53:00 -0700

once westbros hits ep 200, it's gonna need the seatbelt extender on the plane

https://archive.org/download/230514-plus-sized-podcasting/230514%20Plus%20Sized%20Podcasting.mp3

Ain't Got Time For Fatphobes

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 08 May 2023 00:51:00 -0700

fighting racism with hostess snack cakes

https://archive.org/download/230507-aint-got-time-for-fatphobes/230507%20Ain%27t%20Got%20Time%20For%20Fatphobes.mp3

It's Gonna Be A Fat Boy Summer

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 01 May 2023 03:16:00 -0700

get hyped

https://archive.org/download/230501-its-gonna-be-a-fat-boy-summer/230501%20It%27s%20Gonna%20Be%20A%20Fat%20Boy%20Summer.mp3

Guns n' Gersh

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 16 Apr 2023 22:20:00 -0700

gunphobic ammo-exclusionary bigots

https://archive.org/download/230416-guns-n-gersh/230416%20Guns%20n%27%20Gersh.mp3

The Resurgence of Carol J Adams

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 09 Apr 2023 18:45:00 -0700

i identify as carolgender

https://archive.org/download/230409-the-resurgence-of-carol-j-adams/230409%20The%20Resurgence%20of%20Carol%20J%20Adams.mp3

Fatphobia Never Rests

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Mar 2023 20:24:00 -0700

gyms are modern day klan rallies.

https://archive.org/download/230327-fatphobia-never-rests/230327%20Fatphobia%20Never%20Rests.mp3

Maclane Recs and Ducks

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 26 Mar 2023 23:15:00 -0700

very soon, carol will have her day

https://archive.org/download/230326-maclane-recs-and-ducks/230326%20Maclane%20Recs%20and%20Ducks.mp3

Jake Is A Meat Industry Shill

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Mar 2023 01:09:00 -0700

soy levels around here have dropped precipitously without Maclane around. hmm.

https://archive.org/download/230319-jake-is-a-meat-industry-shill/230319%20Jake%20Is%20A%20Meat%20Industry%20Shill.mp3

Vegan Cowboys, Part 2

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 10 Mar 2023 18:46:00 -0800

vegan science; it's almost like real science, except I made it up

https://archive.org/download/230310-vegan-cowboys-part-2/230310%20Vegan%20Cowboys%2C%20Part%202.mp3

Vegan Cowboys, Part 1

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 06 Mar 2023 00:47:00 -0800

Maclane falls asleep several times in his bid to make this the worst rec ever

https://archive.org/download/230305-vegan-cowboys-part-1_202303/230305%20Vegan%20Cowboys%2C%20Part%201.mp3

The Return of Carol J Adams

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Feb 2023 01:44:00 -0800

just checking in on an old friend

https://archive.org/download/230226-the-return-of-carol-j-adams/230226%20The%20Return%20of%20Carol%20J%20Adams.mp3

Subreddits, Spuds and Snowshoes

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:34:00 -0800

selling the patent for this episode if anyone's interested

https://archive.org/download/230220-subreddits-spuds-and-snowshoes/230220%20Subreddits%2C%20Spuds%20and%20Snowshoes.mp3

The Lost Buttermilk Run Episode

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 18 Feb 2023 00:36:00 -0800

I found this thing from last year on my phone so here it is

https://archive.org/download/buttermilk-run/Buttermilk%20Run.mp3

Investing Wisely

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 30 Jan 2023 02:41:00 -0800

Our retirement account options are fake money, monkey pictures, plastic toys or teddy bears.

https://archive.org/download/230129-investing-wisely/230129%20Investing%20Wisely.mp3

Weirdos, and Other Oddities

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 01:29:00 -0800

beautiful women as far as the eye can see

https://archive.org/download/230122-weirdos-and-other-oddities/230122%20Weirdos%2C%20and%20Other%20Oddities.mp3

My Old Enemy, Capitalism

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 20 Jan 2023 22:51:00 -0800

my boss is evil incarnate

https://archive.org/download/230120-my-old-enemy-capitalism/230120%20My%20Old%20Enemy%2C%20Capitalism.mp3

Literal Trans Fats

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 01:34:00 -0800

oppression has cellulite marks

https://archive.org/download/230115-literal-trans-fats/230115%20Literal%20Trans%20Fats.mp3

The 2022 Broley Awards

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 08 Jan 2023 04:07:00 -0800

we're still alive

https://archive.org/download/230107-the-2022-broley-awards/230107%20The%202022%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

A Very Reddit Christmas

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 12 Dec 2022 02:29:00 -0800

Happiness is stupid and dumb

https://archive.org/download/221211-a-very-reddit-christmas_202212/221211%20A%20Very%20Reddit%20Christmas.mp3

Turkey Soda and Other Mishaps

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 30 Nov 2022 16:03:00 -0800

keeping the thanksgiving streets safe out there

https://archive.org/download/221126-turkey-soda-and-other-mishaps/221126%20Turkey%20Soda%20and%20Other%20Mishaps.mp3

A Joyous Franksgiving

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 07 Nov 2022 20:06:00 -0800

transgiving blessings to all

https://archive.org/download/221107-a-joyous-franksgiving/221107%20A%20Joyous%20Franksgiving.mp3

Bio of a Fat Pioneer

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 04 Oct 2022 18:52:00 -0700

dignity is for fatphobes

https://archive.org/download/221004-bio-of-a-fat-pioneer/221004%20Bio%20of%20a%20Fat%20Pioneer.mp3

Tossing the Old Pigskin

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 02:06:00 -0700

No Food League

https://archive.org/download/220925-tossing-the-old-pigskin/220925%20Tossing%20the%20Old%20Pigskin.mp3

The King Spud Saga

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 03:01:00 -0700

name one WNBA player, I dare you.

https://archive.org/download/220918-the-king-spud-saga/220918%20The%20King%20Spud%20Saga.mp3

Just One of the Guys

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 02:27:00 -0700

Steve's just one of the dudes

https://archive.org/download/220911-just-one-of-the-guys/220911%20Just%20One%20of%20the%20Guys.mp3

Malted Milk & Mangled Media

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 05 Sep 2022 04:49:00 -0700

bluetooth headphones are absolutely awful garbage

https://archive.org/download/220904-malted-milk-mangled-media/220904%20Malted%20Milk%20%26%20Mangled%20Media.mp3

Fall Watch 2022

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:53:00 -0700

he's trading in his chevy for an almanac-ac-ac-ac-ac

https://archive.org/download/220828-fall-watch-2022/220828%20Fall%20Watch%202022.mp3

Phones, Tapes, and Crippling Vystopia

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 03:28:00 -0700

reddit is my therapist.

https://archive.org/download/220821-phones-tapes-and-crippling-vystopia/220821%20Phones%2CTapes%2C%20and%20Crippling%20Vystopia.mp3

Cabin Fever

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 08 Aug 2022 00:50:00 -0700

never did find a moose...

https://archive.org/download/220805-cabin-fever/220805%20Cabin%20Fever.mp3

Redditors of the World, Unite!

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 17 Jul 2022 22:44:00 -0700

actually, real westbros podcasting has never been tried

https://archive.org/download/220717-redditors-of-the-world-unite/220717%20Redditors%20of%20the%20World%2C%20Unite%21.mp3

We're All Livin' Postmodern

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 10 Jul 2022 23:27:00 -0700

does it exist? it's racist.

https://archive.org/download/220710-were-all-livin-postmodern/220710%20We%27re%20All%20Livin%27%20Postmodern.mp3

More from Fourth Eve

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 04 Jul 2022 01:56:00 -0700

BANG BANG BANG

https://archive.org/download/220704-more-from-fourth-eve/220704%20More%20from%20Fourth%20Eve.mp3

Hot Dog Patriotism

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 03 Jul 2022 17:31:00 -0700

the war on independence day is real

https://archive.org/download/220703-hot-dog-patriotism/220703%20Hot%20Dog%20Patriotism.mp3

Sasquatch Hunting with Bronson

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 19:42:00 -0700

the bigfoot findings today are thus far inconclusive

https://archive.org/download/220626-sasquatch-hunting-with-bronson/220626%20Sasquatch%20Hunting%20with%20Bronson.mp3

Bro v Wade

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 02:57:00 -0700

the supreme court wants to kill womxn

https://archive.org/download/220627-bro-v-wade/220627%20Bro%20v%20Wade.mp3

Get the Local Witch on the Case!

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Jun 2022 00:52:00 -0700

I'll take my detectives post-menopausal, please.

https://archive.org/download/220620-get-the-local-witch-on-the-case/220620%20Get%20the%20Local%20Witch%20on%20the%20Case.mp3

A Very Gay Shopping Trip

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 00:18:00 -0700

brb, setting up my juneteenth tree

https://archive.org/download/220612-a-very-gay-shopping-trip/220612%20A%20Very%20Gay%20Shopping%20Trip.mp3

Two Westbros in Nevada

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Jun 2022 20:33:00 -0700

Gage and Maclane are back on the road, this time on a trip to Jackpot, Nevada. Along the way, Maclane gets sick from tobacco (again), Gage speedruns losing money in a casino, and the two realize visiting Jackpot was not worth the two and a half hour drive. As a bonus, Maclane's audio continues to sound like garbage despite his best efforts, and he's really rethinking this whole "moving car as a recording studio" idea.

https://archive.org/download/220606-two-westbros-in-nevada/220606%20Two%20Westbros%20in%20Nevada.mp3

Pride or Die

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 01 Jun 2022 19:32:00 -0700

can't wait for lust month and gluttony month

https://archive.org/download/220601-pride-or-die/220601%20Pride%20or%20Die.mp3

Tales from Police Academy

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 30 May 2022 15:20:00 -0700

Jake visits Idaho to interview Gage, Alex and (to a lesser degree) Maclane

https://archive.org/download/220528-tales-from-police-academy/220528%20Tales%20from%20Police%20Academy.mp3

Two Westbros in Wyoming

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 09 May 2022 18:20:00 -0700

Gage and Maclane take a trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Along the way they brave a blizzard, dine and dash, and discuss what connection Chris Pratt and dinosaurs have to the Dr. Pepper Dark Berry Zero Sugar flavor. As an added bonus, Maclane tests the ultimate limits of his portable recorder by blowing out the microphone.

https://archive.org/download/westbros-in-wyoming/Westbros%20In%20Wyoming.mp3

Birthing Person's Day

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 09 May 2022 00:50:00 -0700

shoutout to all the trans poc womxn out there

https://archive.org/download/220508-birthing-persons-day/220508%20Birthing%20Person%27s%20Day.mp3

Saving Dane's Marriage

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 06 May 2022 18:38:00 -0700

"don't associate my name with this content" -Dane

https://archive.org/download/220506-saving-danes-marriage/220506%20Saving%20Dane%27s%20Marriage.mp3

Don't Say Groomer

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 01 May 2022 23:16:00 -0700

smh these fearmongering republicans

https://archive.org/download/220501-dont-say-groomer/220501%20Don%27t%20Say%20Groomer.mp3

Reddit Is For Intellectuals

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 29 Apr 2022 20:34:00 -0700

We're gonna need a bigger calendar...

https://archive.org/download/220429-reddit-is-for-intellectuals/220429%20Reddit%20Is%20For%20Intellectuals.mp3

Censorship is Freedom

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 27 Apr 2022 21:25:00 -0700

FACT CHECK: We were always at war with Eurasia

https://archive.org/download/220427-censorship-is-freedom_202204/220427%20Censorship%20is%20Freedom.mp3

Rock Solid Life Advice

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:54:00 -0700

give it to me straight, doc

https://archive.org/download/220423-rock-solid-life-advice/220423%20Rock%20Solid%20Life%20Advice.mp3

Mystery Meat

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 22 Apr 2022 05:03:00 -0700

what's a man to do?

https://archive.org/download/220421-mystery-meat/220421%20Mystery%20Meat.mp3

Much Ado About Dane

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 01:08:00 -0700

feat. a theoretical mrs. dane who still could be a deep fake.

https://archive.org/download/220411-much-ado-about-dane/220411%20Much%20Ado%20About%20Dane.mp3

The Carol J Adams Trilogy, Volume 3

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 00:25:00 -0700

But wait, there's more!

https://archive.org/download/220410-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-3/220410%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%203.mp3

The Carol J Adams Trilogy, Volume 2

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 05 Apr 2022 22:29:00 -0700

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it

https://archive.org/download/220405-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-2/220405%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%202.mp3

The Carol J Adams Trilogy, Volume 1

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 04 Apr 2022 01:17:00 -0700

A very sane, very mentally healthy person.

(the outro song is the result of a vegan band that remixed the audiobook in the 90s. it slaps)

https://archive.org/download/220403-the-carol-j-adams-trilogy-volume-1/220403%20The%20Carol%20J%20Adams%20Trilogy%2C%20Volume%201.mp3

Vegan Raps & Singing Pigs

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 01:28:00 -0700

if we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of food?

https://archive.org/download/220327-vegan-raps-singing-pigs/220327%20Vegan%20Raps%20%26%20Singing%20Pigs.mp3

All Meat, All the Time

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Mar 2022 23:42:00 -0700

Jake only eats beef now. He's a genocidal maniac.

https://archive.org/download/220320-all-meat-all-the-time/220320%20All%20Meat%2C%20All%20the%20Time.mp3

A Barrel Full of Laughs

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Mar 2022 02:08:00 -0700

old timey racist jokes are officially funnier than New Yorker cartoons

https://archive.org/download/220313-a-barrel-full-of-laughs/220313%20A%20Barrel%20Full%20of%20Laughs.mp3

A Smattering of Topics

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Mar 2022 01:44:00 -0800

gobs of unrelated filler material

https://archive.org/download/220309-a-smattering-of-topics/220309%20A%20Smattering%20of%20Topics.mp3

Mush, You Huskies

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 12:04:00 -0800

no better way to get updates on sporting events than by a podcast that uploads them two days late

https://archive.org/download/220306-mush-you-huskies/220306%20Mush%2C%20You%20Huskies.mp3

A Dane for All Seasons

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Mar 2022 00:39:00 -0800

just sick of dane's bigotry tbh

https://archive.org/download/220302-a-dane-for-all-seasons/220302%20A%20Dane%20For%20All%20Seasons.mp3

Go Vegan, Prevent War

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 27 Feb 2022 23:36:00 -0800

"The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick. The explosions — loud like a bomb — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after invading Ukraine, I was anxious and irritable."

-Vladimir Putin

https://archive.org/download/220227-go-vegan-prevent-war/220227%20Go%20Vegan%2C%20Prevent%20War.mp3

Professor Mac's Ethics Course

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 26 Feb 2022 15:42:00 -0800

Notable Fategories expert and Dewstorian Maclane takes a break from the rigors of his academic schedule to present Jake with an auditory tutelage in the finer points of not being a schizophrenic hypocritical animal abuser.

https://archive.org/download/220225-professor-macs-ethics-course/220225%20Professor%20Mac%27s%20Ethics%20Course.mp3

Plant Based Warfare

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Feb 2022 00:37:00 -0800

Call of Duty: Soy Ops

https://archive.org/download/220223-plant-based-warfare/220223%20Plant%20Based%20Warfare.mp3

Beef n' Beer

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Feb 2022 04:07:00 -0800

maclane asked me to put a specific quote in the description but I've already forgotten what is was

https://archive.org/download/220220-beef-n-beer_202202/220220%20Beef%20n%27%20Beer.mp3

Remember the Cheese Facts

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 19 Feb 2022 16:21:00 -0800

The life they save may be your own

https://archive.org/download/220219-remember-the-cheese-facts/220219%20Remember%20the%20Cheese%20Facts.mp3

So On and Soy Forth

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 00:26:00 -0800

i AM a soy boy because i LOVE soy!

https://archive.org/download/220216-so-on-and-soy-forth/220216%20So%20On%20and%20Soy%20Forth.mp3

Super Bowl & Super Fats

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 13 Feb 2022 23:48:00 -0800

stay adipositive out there guys

https://archive.org/download/220213-super-bowl-super-fats/220213%20Super%20Bowl%20%26%20Super%20Fats.mp3

An Education for Dane

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 23:22:00 -0800

a dane, a dane, my kingdom for a dane!

https://archive.org/download/220209-an-education-for-dane/220209%20An%20Education%20for%20Dane.mp3

Whatever Happened to Bob?

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 07 Feb 2022 03:56:00 -0800

my moral claims could totally beat up your moral claims

https://archive.org/download/220207-whatever-happened-to-bob/220207%20Whatever%20Happened%20to%20Bob.mp3

Centering Fat Voices

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Feb 2022 23:18:00 -0800

but first a half hour of football stuff. Maclane wanted me to write a joke about groundhog's day here, but that seemed a little fat-shamey to me.

https://archive.org/download/220202-centering-fat-voices/220202%20Centering%20Fat%20Voices.mp3

Who You Callin' Fatso?!

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 30 Jan 2022 23:39:00 -0800

westbros is rebranding as fatbros: The Fattest Podcast on the Internet

https://archive.org/download/220130-who-you-callin-fatso/220130%20Who%20You%20Callin%27%20Fatso.mp3

Soda Pop and Pervs

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Jan 2022 00:34:00 -0800

yahooooooo

https://archive.org/download/220127-soda-pop-and-pervs/220127%20Soda%20Pop%20and%20Pervs.mp3

Those Amish Were Onto Something

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:07:00 -0800

aside from their odd fashion and theological inaccuracy, you gotta hand it to 'em

https://archive.org/download/220123-those-amish-were-onto-something/220123%20Those%20Amish%20Were%20Onto%20Something.mp3

You Gotta Play the Game

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 20 Jan 2022 00:04:00 -0800

today, we show you how to hack your way to (incoherent reddit slang)

https://archive.org/download/220119-you-gotta-play-the-game/220119%20You%20Gotta%20Play%20the%20Game.mp3

The Episode "They" Don't Want You to Know About

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 01:06:00 -0800

everyone but me is a liar

https://archive.org/download/220116-the-episode-they-dont-want-you-to-know-about/220116%20The%20Episode%20%27%27They%27%27%20Don%27t%20Want%20You%20to%20Know%20About.mp3

Close Shaves, Credit Scores & Relationship Advice

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Jan 2022 19:54:00 -0800

support your local sheriff

https://archive.org/download/220112-close-shaves-credit-scores-relationship-advice/220112%20Close%20Shaves%2C%20Credit%20Scores%20%26%20Relationship%20Advice.mp3

Personal Responsibility is Basically Nazism

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 03:34:00 -0800

shut up, it just is

https://archive.org/download/220109_202201/220109.mp3

Snowshoe Thompson, They Call Me

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 03:34:00 -0800

they really do call me that, honest

https://archive.org/download/220105-snowshoe-thompson-they-call-me/220105%20Snowshoe%20Thompson%2C%20They%20Call%20Me.mp3

The 2021 Broley Awards

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Dec 2021 07:19:00 -0800

Alternate titles for this ep included: "Maclane gets Grounded", "What the Hey, it's Y2K", "Westbros at 30,000 ft", and "Liquor? I Hardly Know Her!"

https://archive.org/download/211229-the-2021-broley-awards/211229%20The%202021%20Broley%20Awards.mp3

To All a Good Night

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 25 Dec 2021 01:24:00 -0800

this whole christmas thing makes zero economic sense

https://archive.org/download/211224-to-all-a-good-night_20211225/211224%20To%20All%20a%20Good%20Night.mp3

I'll Be Unemployed for Christmas

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 19 Dec 2021 23:15:00 -0800

if only in my dreams

https://archive.org/download/211219-ill-be-unemployed-for-christmas_202112/211219%20I%27ll%20Be%20Unemployed%20for%20Christmas.mp3

Every Subreddit Ever

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 19 Dec 2021 03:17:00 -0800

edit: mods, pls don't delete this (unless you want to, please don't be mad at me)

https://archive.org/download/211218-every-subreddit-ever/211218%20Every%20Subreddit%20Ever.mp3

Tiny Santas and Christmas Cranks

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Dec 2021 19:43:00 -0800

"scrooge" is a crankphobic slur

https://archive.org/download/211215-tiny-santas-and-christmas-cranks_202112/211215%20Tiny%20Santas%20and%20Christmas%20Cranks.mp3

Maclane's War on Christmas

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 03:04:00 -0800

Jake couldn't be here today, as his computer committed suicide

The bad Christmas song of the week is Happy Holidays, by Janet Devlin. It's basically just "leave me alone mom" set to music

https://archive.org/download/211212-maclanes-war-on-christmas/211212%20Maclane%27s%20War%20on%20Christmas.mp3

Big Snow Watch 2021

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 02 Dec 2021 00:06:00 -0800

snow be racist

https://archive.org/download/211201-big-snow-watch-2021/211201%20Big%20Snow%20Watch%202021.mp3

The Usual Holiday Tomfoolery

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Nov 2021 14:18:00 -0800

nothing to see here, move along

https://archive.org/download/211128-the-usual-holiday-tomfoolery/211128%20The%20Usual%20Holiday%20Tomfoolery.mp3

'Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Nov 2021 13:50:00 -0800

and not a tofurkey was stirring

https://archive.org/download/211124-twas-the-night-before-thanksgiving_202112/211124%20Twas%20the%20Night%20Before%20Thanksgiving.mp3

A Turkey Advocate Conversion

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Nov 2021 19:01:00 -0800

please don't let maclane hear about this

https://archive.org/download/211119-a-turkey-advocate-conversion/211119%20A%20Turkey%20Advocate%20Conversion.mp3

A Joyous Danesgiving

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 18 Nov 2021 18:01:00 -0800

a very special Thanksgiving special that Dane wishes he could get out of

https://archive.org/download/211117-a-joyous-danesgiving/211117%20A%20Joyous%20Danesgiving.mp3

Won't Someone Think of the Turkeys?!

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 00:34:00 -0800

all the hot king spud updates

https://archive.org/download/211114-wont-someone-think-of-the-turkeys/211114%20Won%27t%20Someone%20Think%20of%20the%20Turkeys.mp3

The Turkey Heisters Ride Again

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Nov 2021 03:31:00 -0800

also Maclane does a Freddie's tell-all

https://archive.org/download/211111-the-turkey-heisters-ride-again/211111%20The%20Turkey%20Heisters%20Ride%20Again.mp3

Childish Turkey Takes

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 04 Nov 2021 02:18:00 -0700

it was bad enough when they were just lukewarm

https://archive.org/download/211104-childish-turkey-takes/211104%20Childish%20Turkey%20Takes.mp3

Gage Limps Back Onto the Show

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Nov 2021 02:51:00 -0700

get it? he's crippled

https://archive.org/download/211101-gage-limps-back-onto-the-show/211101%20Gage%20Limps%20Back%20Onto%20the%20Show.mp3

Dane Touches Grass

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Oct 2021 02:46:00 -0700

Our second ever guest on Westbros is an unemployed teacher who probably killed people for the government.

https://archive.org/download/211027-dane-touches-gr02110mpm/211027%20Dane%20Touches%20Grass.mp3

Dames, and Other Topics

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 00:20:00 -0700

da broads, that's da trouble mac

https://archive.org/download/211024-dames-and-other-topics/211024%20Dames%2C%20and%20Other%20Topics.mp3

Accounts of Holiday Fakery

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 02:03:00 -0700

BIG TURKEYS

https://archive.org/download/211020-accounts-of-holiday-fakery/211020%20Accounts%20of%20Holiday%20Fakery.mp3

Turkey Watch 2021

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 16 Oct 2021 18:27:00 -0700

plan now, be ready

https://archive.org/download/211016-turkey-watch-2021/211016%20Turkey%20Watch%202021.mp3

A Little Highbrow Literature

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 01:12:00 -0700

beanie babies are an endless source of fascination with us somehow

https://archive.org/download/211013-a-little-highbrow-literature/211013%20A%20Little%20Highbrow%20Literature.mp3

Westbros Turns 100

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 13 Oct 2021 13:32:00 -0700

...monsters.

https://archive.org/download/211007-westbros-turns-100/211007%20Westbros%20Turns%20100.mp3

Riding the New England Rails

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 13 Oct 2021 11:59:00 -0700

chowdah

https://archive.org/download/211004-riding-the-new-england-rails/211004%20Riding%20the%20New%20England%20Rails.mp3

Beanie Baby Horoscopes

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Sep 2021 02:04:00 -0700

with a headline like that, it was destined for this podcast

https://archive.org/download/210929-beanie-baby-horoscopes/210929%20Beanie%20Baby%20Horoscopes.mp3

Candy Bars for Elvis

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 03:28:00 -0700

he changed my life that day

https://archive.org/download/210926-candy-bars-for-elvis_202109/210926%20Candy%20Bars%20for%20Elvis.mp3

A Double Dose of Country Quizzing

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 22 Sep 2021 21:56:00 -0700

big snow

https://archive.org/download/210922-a-double-dose-of-country-quizzing/210922%20A%20Double%20Dose%20of%20Country%20Quizzing.mp3

Do the Duck

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Sep 2021 00:13:00 -0700

Jake has decided he hates having good audio, and will continue to clip the levels on his portable mic instead of using the actual good mic he owns that is three feet away.

https://archive.org/download/210919-do-the-duck/210919%20Do%20the%20Duck.mp3

Won't Someone Please Take This Couch

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 18 Sep 2021 19:02:00 -0700

There's a torrential downpour outside, and no one wants Bronson's couch.

https://archive.org/download/210918-wont-someone-please-take-this-couch/210918%20Won%27t%20Someone%20Please%20Take%20This%20Couch.mp3

More Football Stuff I Guess

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 04:27:00 -0700

tom fraudy

https://archive.org/download/210908-more-football-stuff-i-guess/210908%20More%20Football%20Stuff%20I%20Guess.mp3

Another Football Rundown

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 06 Sep 2021 01:41:00 -0700

hot mic caught me saying the ducks were overrated and now i'm banned from eugene :(

https://archive.org/download/210905-another-football-rundown/210905%20Another%20Football%20Rundown.mp3

Fake Schools & Fall Scoffers

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 02 Sep 2021 03:33:00 -0700

those darn white girls, acting like white girls and doing white girl things

https://archive.org/download/210901-fake-schools-fall-scoffers/210901%20Fake%20Schools%20%26%20Fall%20Scoffers.mp3

There's Nothing Cozier than Murder

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 02:24:00 -0700

The FBI needs to open a bake shop, they'd solve so many crimes

https://archive.org/download/210822-theres-nothing-cozier-than-murder_202108/210822%20There%27s%20Nothing%20Cozier%20than%20Murder.mp3

Fall is Racist Too

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Aug 2021 02:36:00 -0700

Hey I just got done writing an article about why that thing you like is bad. You want to read it? No? What if I told you I shoehorned racism into it? Would that change things?

https://archive.org/download/210615-fall-is-racist-too/210615%20Fall%20is%20Racist%20Too.mp3

Sports Report

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 01:44:00 -0700

Jake was just really missing out on the fun of brOVID-19 so he got himself a heaping helping

https://archive.org/download/210812-sports-report/210812%20Sports%20Report.mp3

NFL Crash Course

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 08 Aug 2021 22:30:00 -0700

Jake just woke up from a five year coma and has no clue how sports got so weird

https://archive.org/download/210808-nfl-crash-course/210808%20NFL%20Crash%20Course.mp3

Fall Watch 2021

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 00:21:00 -0700

it's coming

https://archive.org/download/21084-fall-watch-2021/21084%20Fall%20Watch%202021.mp3

It Technically Qualifies as Food

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 02 Aug 2021 00:21:00 -0700

...you know, if you kinda squint.

https://archive.org/download/210801-it-technically-qualifies-as-food/210801%20It%20Technically%20Qualifies%20as%20Food.mp3

Saving the Planet

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Jul 2021 04:09:00 -0700

Let a bunch of effeminate weirdos tell you what being a REAL man is

..also Jake's microphone started randomly cutting out in the second half. I suspect Buzzfeed operatives were hacking the computer but idk

https://archive.org/download/210728-saving-the-planet_202107/210728%20Saving%20the%20Planet.mp3

The Soy and I

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 00:05:00 -0700

Just drink it, you science deniers

https://archive.org/download/210725-the-soy-and-i/210725%20The%20Soy%20and%20I.mp3

Hello eBay, My Old Friend

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 00:46:00 -0700

I've come to laugh at you again

https://archive.org/download/210718-hello-ebay-my-old-friend/210718%20Hello%20Ebay%2C%20My%20Old%20Friend.mp3

Modernity vs Adventure

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 15 Jul 2021 00:27:00 -0700

Adventure wanted; will go anywhere, do anything. Send replies to box thirteen.

https://archive.org/download/210714-modernity-vs-adventure/210714%20Modernity%20vs%20Adventure.mp3

Government vs Milk

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 08 Jul 2021 02:51:00 -0700

I'm the government and I'm here to help.

https://archive.org/download/210707-government-vs-milk/210707%20Government%20vs%20Milk.mp3

Karens vs. Fireworks

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 04 Jul 2021 13:09:00 -0700

Don't let the cranky old people ruin your holiday

https://archive.org/download/210704-karens-vs-fireworks/210704%20Karens%20vs%20Fireworks.mp3

The Great Cereal Conspiracy

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 30 Jun 2021 22:33:00 -0700

Seventh Day Adventism, nuclear radiation and the birth of the cereal industry

https://archive.org/download/210630-the-great-cereal-conspiracy/210630%20The%20Great%20Cereal%20Conspiracy.mp3

Plant Based Podcasting

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 28 Jun 2021 01:16:00 -0700

Trust me, it's healthy. Your body's just detoxing, you aren't malnourished.

https://archive.org/download/210627-plant-based-podcasting/210627%20Plant%20Based%20Podcasting.mp3

The State of Father's Day

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 17 Jun 2021 00:54:00 -0700

Apparently it's outdated and dumb?

https://archive.org/download/210616-the-state-of-fathers-day/210616%20The%20State%20of%20Father%27s%20Day.mp3

Terrible People Hate Summer

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Absolutely degenerate.

https://archive.org/download/210613-terrible-people-hate-summer/210613%20Terrible%20People%20Hate%20Summer.mp3

College Pranks & The Superfats

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Jun 2021 01:56:00 -0700

Superfat powers, activate!

https://archive.org/download/210609-college-pranks-the-superfatsy/210609%20College%20Pranks%20%26%20The%20Superfats.mp3

Reddit is a Cesspool of Misery

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Jun 2021 01:27:00 -0700

Reddit is hell.

https://archive.org/download/210602-reddit-is-a-cesspool-of-misery/210602%20Reddit%20is%20a%20Cesspool%20of%20Misery.mp3

Are We Adulting Yet?

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 30 May 2021 21:41:00 -0700

growing up is for losers

https://archive.org/download/210530-are-we-adulting-yet/210530%20Are%20We%20Adulting%20Yet.mp3

This Episode is Very Collectible

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 27 May 2021 03:08:00 -0700

Rare, limited edition holo-foil signed collectible Westbros right here.

https://archive.org/download/210526-this-episode-is-very-collectible/210526%20This%20Episode%20is%20Very%20Collectible.mp3

A Small Gupdate

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 26 May 2021 21:15:00 -0700

Just an itty bitty lil gupdate

https://archive.org/download/210523-a-small-gupdate/210523%20A%20Small%20Gupdate.mp3

Parts Unknown

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 20 May 2021 03:45:00 -0700

Audio quality for this road trip sure coulda used improvement.

https://archive.org/download/210516-parts-unknown/210516%20Parts%20Unknown.mp3

Speedy McGee, They Call Me

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 06 May 2021 00:20:00 -0700

Terrible spouses and crooked cops

https://archive.org/download/210505-speedy-mc-gee-they-call-me/210505%20Speedy%20McGee%2C%20They%20Call%20Me.mp3

For Whom the Road Calls

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 03 May 2021 02:42:00 -0700

It calls for thee

https://archive.org/download/210502-for-whom-the-road-calls/210502%20For%20Whom%20the%20Road%20Calls.mp3

The Wonders of Nature are Unimpressive

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Apr 2021 02:04:00 -0700

I mean, it's ok if you like trees I guess.

https://archive.org/download/210428-the-wonders-of-nature-are-unimpressive/210428%20The%20Wonders%20of%20Nature%20are%20Unimpressive.mp3

Little Red Signs

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Apr 2021 01:42:00 -0700

Bet I seen a million rows of them lil red poetic signs, up and down the line...

https://archive.org/download/210425-little-red-signs/210425%20Little%20Red%20Signs.mp3

Do Feed the Bears

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 01:50:00 -0700

... and other touristy tales.

https://archive.org/download/210421-do-feed-the-bears/210421%20Do%20Feed%20the%20Bears.mp3

Last Diet Episode, We Swear

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2021 02:44:00 -0700

We mean it

https://archive.org/download/210418-last-diet-episode-we-promise/210418%20Last%20Diet%20Episode%2C%20We%20Promise.mp3

Yeah, We're Still Talking Keto

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 01:40:00 -0700

Someday we won't, but not today.

https://archive.org/download/210414-yeah-were-still-talking-keto/210414%20Yeah%2C%20We%27re%20Still%20Talking%20Keto.mp3

Chewing the Fat

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 08 Apr 2021 01:29:00 -0700

Don't you go denying no science, boy

https://archive.org/download/210407-chewing-the-fat/210407%20Chewing%20the%20Fat.mp3

Groomsmen at the Mr. Gas

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 08 Apr 2021 01:21:00 -0700

Wedding road trip in which Gage swears up a storm

https://archive.org/download/210405-groomsmen-at-the-mr.-gas/210405%20Groomsmen%20at%20the%20Mr.%20Gas.mp3

Well, Color Me Obese

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 31 Mar 2021 23:34:00 -0700

Our content drought continues

https://archive.org/download/210331-well-color-me-obese/210331%20Well%2C%20Color%20Me%20Obese.mp3

Running Out of Content

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 29 Mar 2021 00:48:00 -0700

Utterly unlistenable

https://archive.org/download/210328-running-out-of-content/210328%20Running%20Out%20of%20Content.mp3

Bait and Switch

jacowe13@gmail.com — Fri, 26 Mar 2021 18:16:00 -0700

Maclane's always pulling cute lil jokes

https://archive.org/download/210324-bait-and-switch/210324%20Bait%20and%20Switch.mp3

Once More, Unto the Coke Machine

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 24 Mar 2021 20:42:00 -0700

Jake, being preoccupied much of the weekend sauntering around Seattle, made nary a single attempt to contact Maclane for their usual Sunday Westbros sesh. So, being a natural born leader, Maclane duped Gage into finally co-hosting another episode. During a seasonally inappropriate snowfall, the dynamic duo take another walk in the middle of the night, and once again meet up with an old nemesis of theirs. Fear not however, as after the ordeal was over, they later had fun playing on the swings at the playground nearby.

https://archive.org/download/westbros-once-more-unto-the-coke-machine/WestbrosOnceMoreUntoTheCokeMachine.mp3

Ireland, Europe & Route 66

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 18 Mar 2021 01:23:00 -0700

Just a whole mishmash of topics

https://archive.org/download/210318-ireland-europe-route-66/210318%20Ireland%2C%20Europe%20%26%20Route%2066.mp3

Lazy Afternoon

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 17 Mar 2021 20:38:00 -0700

Nothing major was accomplished

https://archive.org/download/210317-lazy-afternoon/210317%20Lazy%20Afternoon.mp3

Automotive Exploits

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 14 Mar 2021 22:54:00 -0700

Flying Pinto go boom

https://archive.org/download/210314-automotive-exploits/210314%20Automotive%20Exploits.mp3

Vibe Check

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Mar 2021 03:44:00 -0800

I make two mil every week just by vibin'

https://archive.org/download/210310-vibe-check/210310%20Vibe%20Check.mp3

Our Secret Money Making Tips

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 07 Mar 2021 22:02:00 -0800

Hey Jake! It's been so long! To be honest, I've always admired how [characteristic] you are! But aren't you tired of working your 9-5, listening to other podcasters? Well you could make your own! That's right! For just $3,000 you can join WESTBROS and start making podcasts from home today! Once you're part of the WESTBROS team, you just need to recruit more hosts to get on the show (maybe Gage?) and you'll be making back MEGA-BUCKS! It was great talking to you, and I can't wait to hear back about your decision on joining WESTBROS.

<3 -Maclane

https://archive.org/download/210307-our-secret-money-making-tips/210307%20Our%20Secret%20Money%20Making%20Tips.mp3

Plastic Wrap is Quite Versatile

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Mar 2021 00:16:00 -0800

(insert current thing) is the WORST, and we're here to tell you why!

https://archive.org/download/210228-plastic-wrap-is-quite-versatile/210228%20Plastic%20Wrap%20is%20Quite%20Versatile.mp3

Tales of Rotundity

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Feb 2021 01:45:00 -0800

When you're three pukes deep and gotta podcast for a bit

https://archive.org/download/210221-tales-of-rotundity/210221%20Tales%20of%20Rotundity.mp3

Stories of Corpulence

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 01:50:00 -0800

I guess we're one of those lazy YouTube channels that just reads Reddit posts now.

https://archive.org/download/210218-stories-of-corpulence/210218%20Stories%20of%20Corpulence.mp3

King Spud & The Infinifats

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 15 Feb 2021 00:11:00 -0800

Avengers: Infinifat War

https://archive.org/download/210214-king-spud-the-infinifats/210214%20King%20Spud%20%26%20The%20Infinifats.mp3

A Very Special Episode

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 04 Feb 2021 01:54:00 -0800

We cannot overstate how special this episode is.

https://archive.org/download/210203-a-very-special-episode/210203%20A%20Very%20Special%20Episode.mp3

Jillian Michaels and Scam Emails

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Jan 2021 04:44:00 -0800

Kinda a slow news day.

https://archive.org/download/210128-jillian-michaels-and-scam-emails/210128%20Jillian%20Michaels%20and%20Scam%20Emails.mp3

This Episode Brought to You by Kellogg's

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 01:29:00 -0800

imagine not getting your 6-11 servings of grains every day

https://archive.org/download/210124-this-episode-brought-to-you-by-kelloggs/210124%20This%20Episode%20Brought%20to%20You%20by%20Kellogg%27s.mp3

Surprisingly, The Government Has Been Lying to Us

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 18 Jan 2021 01:23:00 -0800

bread

https://archive.org/download/210117-surprisingly-the-government-has-been-lying-to-us/210117%20Surprisingly%2C%20The%20Government%20Has%20Been%20Lying%20to%20Us.mp3

Smokey On Our Tail

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 07 Jan 2021 01:33:00 -0800

I just really like saying the word Fuzzbuster.

https://archive.org/download/210106-smokey-on-our-tail/210106%20Smokey%20on%20Our%20Tail.mp3

A Grand Old New Year's Eve

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 05 Jan 2021 00:58:00 -0800

Maclane may have imbibed just a tad during his visit to the rainy state.

https://archive.org/download/201231-a-grand-old-new-years-eve/201231%20A%20Grand%20Old%20New%20Year%27s%20Eve.mp3

A Very Sickly Christmas

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Dec 2020 17:49:00 -0800

If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie...

https://archive.org/download/201220-a-very-sickly-christmas/201220%20A%20Very%20Sickly%20Christmas.mp3

Gage and Mac Take a Walk

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:19:00 -0800

Stumbling around in the snow searching for a Coke machine

https://archive.org/download/201214-gage-and-mac-take-a-walk/201214%20Gage%20and%20Mac%20Take%20a%20Walk.mp3

A Miscellany of Nonsense

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 13 Dec 2020 21:47:00 -0800

Ah, the beautiful sound of 70s K-Mart Christmastime in-store background music

https://archive.org/download/201213-a-miscellany-of-nonsense/201213%20A%20Miscellany%20of%20Nonsense.mp3

Bronson Hates Christmas Music

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 13 Dec 2020 12:15:00 -0800

It's a nonspecific multicultural seasonal holiday miracle - Bronson is on Westbros! ...and he hates Christmas music.

https://archive.org/download/201211-bronson-hates-christmas-music/201211%20Bronson%20Hates%20Christmas%20Music.mp3

The Thanksgiving Tapes, Part 3

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Dec 2020 23:56:00 -0800

The trilogy concludes

https://archive.org/download/201126-the-thanksgiving-tapes-part-3/201126%20The%20Thanksgiving%20Tapes%2C%20Part%203.mp3

The Thanksgiving Tapes, Part 2

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Dec 2020 23:31:00 -0800

Woooooo

https://archive.org/download/201125-the-thanksgiving-tapes-part-2/201125%20The%20Thanksgiving%20Tapes%2C%20Part%202.mp3

The Thanksgiving Tapes, Part 1

jacowe13@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Dec 2020 22:47:00 -0800

That horrible sound quality can only mean one thing: Jake brought a portable cassette recorder to Potatoland.

https://archive.org/download/201123-the-thanksgiving-tapes-part-1/201123%20The%20Thanksgiving%20Tapes%2C%20Part%201.mp3

Lukewarm Turkey Takes

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Nov 2020 00:14:00 -0800

When a hot take is repeated by every major news outlet it gets kinda lukewarm.

https://archive.org/download/201122-lukewarm-turkey-takes/201122%20Lukewarm%20Turkey%20Takes.mp3

Tape Test - A Day with Jake

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 22 Nov 2020 07:13:00 -0800

nothing to see here except terrible lofi audio.

https://archive.org/download/201116-tape-test-a-day-with-jake/201116%20Tape%20Test%20-%20A%20Day%20with%20Jake.mp3

Thanksgiving Rebel Headquarters

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Nov 2020 02:06:00 -0800

Can't keep a good holiday down, no sir

https://archive.org/download/201115-thanksgiving-rebel-headquarters/201115%20Thanksgiving%20Rebel%20Headquarters.mp3

Late Night Cast Session

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Nov 2020 01:47:00 -0800

One in the morning seems like a good time to call someone up and record a podcast together

https://archive.org/download/201111-late-night-cast-session/201111%20Late%20Night%20Cast%20Session.mp3

Karens and Expensive Bears

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 22:46:00 -0800

Delusional ebay sellers are very funny to me, I don't know why.

https://archive.org/download/201108-karens-and-expensive-bears/201108%20Karens%20and%20Expensive%20Bears.mp3

The Idaho Lorax

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 01 Nov 2020 20:33:00 -0800

Best candidate ever?

https://archive.org/download/201101-the-idaho-lorax/201101%20The%20Idaho%20Lorax.mp3

Bad Candy Opinions

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Oct 2020 21:17:00 -0700

Snickers aren't that great. Hot take. Boom.

https://archive.org/download/201025-bad-candy-opinions/201025%20Bad%20Candy%20Opinions.mp3

Really Good Deals

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Oct 2020 17:45:00 -0700

You ever just stumble across an eBay manifesto?

https://archive.org/download/201011-really-good-deals/201011%20Really%20Good%20Deals.mp3

Spooky Season

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 04 Oct 2020 23:00:00 -0700

Let's bring Halloween back to its roots, like Lumpkin would have wanted.

https://archive.org/download/201004-spooky-season/201004%20Spooky%20Season.mp3

The Hottest of Takes

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 03:39:00 -0700

Ugh... it's cold out. And leaf raking is dangerous. And we can't escape the pumpkin spice everything. This is the worrrrrrrrrrrst.

https://archive.org/download/200920-the-hottest-of-takes/200920%20The%20Hottest%20of%20Takes.mp3

Fall's Arrival

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 13 Sep 2020 22:17:00 -0700

Featuring buried cars, country music and a call to the PSL hotline

https://archive.org/download/200913-falls-arrival/200913%20Fall%27s%20Arrival.mp3

Politics and Protests

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 02:06:00 -0700

A fun little Sunday afternoon story

https://archive.org/download/200802-politics-and-protests/200802%20Politics%20and%20Protests.mp3

Chuck, In Memorium

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 06 Jul 2020 00:24:00 -0700

The rat is dead. Long live the rat.

https://archive.org/download/200705-in-memorium-of-chuck/200705%20In%20Memorium%20of%20Chuck.mp3

Put That in Your Pipe and Smoke It

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Jun 2020 00:44:00 -0700

Today on Westbros; Father's Day, Bazooka Joe, a country music quiz and more...

https://archive.org/download/200621-put-that-in-your-pipe-and-smoke-it_202006/200621%20Put%20That%20in%20Your%20Pipe%20and%20Smoke%20It.mp3

The Bros Plan A Trip

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 10 May 2020 22:33:00 -0700

...and other boring things.

https://archive.org/download/200510-the-bros-plan-a-trip/200510%20The%20Bros%20Plan%20A%20Trip.mp3

The Natives Are Getting Restless

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 00:00:00 -0700

Jake's cranky and he's not afraid to share it

https://archive.org/download/200419-the-natives-are-getting-restless/200419%20The%20Natives%20Are%20Getting%20Restless.mp3

Isolation Blues

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 29 Mar 2020 15:36:00 -0700

I'm so lonely

https://archive.org/download/200329isolationblues/200329%20Isolation%20Blues.mp3

Quarantine Update

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 17 Mar 2020 20:12:00 -0700

It be crazy out there

https://archive.org/download/200317quarantineupdate/200317%20Quarantine%20Update.mp3

(Book Clubbed) The Resurrection of Cap

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 19:55:00 -0800

Hugh Winkleman was this book's Judas Iscariot. Prove me wrong.

https://archive.org/download/20theressurectionofcap/20%20The%20Ressurection%20of%20Cap.mp3

Random Amazon Reviews

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:24:00 -0800

In which Jake ends the recording by spilling juice like an actual five year old. https://archive.org/download/200223randomamazonreviews/200223%20Random%20Amazon%20Reviews.mp3

(Book Clubbed) The Hugh Rebellion

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Feb 2020 19:54:00 -0800

Long story short- Cap's the real villain and we'll all be glad when he's gone.

https://archive.org/download/19thehughrebellion/19%20The%20Hugh%20Rebellion.mp3

The Wikipedia Rabbit Hole

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 09 Feb 2020 23:32:00 -0800

Crazy Eddie... he really WAS crazy.

https://archive.org/download/200209thewikipediarabbithole/200209%20The%20Wikipedia%20Rabbit%20Hole.mp3

(Book Clubbed) A Random Bus Hijacking

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 03 Feb 2020 19:53:00 -0800

This podcast is now an exclusively Hugh-focused podcast. If you people can't sleep at night knowing this, well sorry, better buckle up. This is the future, freakazoids. Also, a simple bus ride becomes a Dirty Harry movie when we least expect it. So that's fun. Oh, by the way, Todd is criminally underused in this section. Coulda been wearing the cougar costume the whole time is all I'm saying.

https://archive.org/download/18arandombushijacking/18%20A%20Random%20Bus%20Hijacking.mp3

Raising Our Brand Awareness

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 03 Feb 2020 01:21:00 -0800

Whatever happened to Charlie Cheese...

https://archive.org/download/200202raisingourbrandawareness/200202%20Raising%20Our%20Brand%20Awareness.mp3

(Book Clubbed) The Year of Todd

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Jan 2020 19:52:00 -0800

Our current book, Schooled by Gordon Korman, features a protagonist who is a harmless little baby kitten who's just as innocent as the driven snow... but he's about to come face to face with the one-man force of nature known as Todd Terrific (aka The Cougar, aka Zach, aka A Living Legend Among Mere Mortals). Can our hero withstand the big brained master plan of... being lightly antagonized?! Find out as we read through our latest tale of nonsensical teen drama!

https://archive.org/download/17theyearoftodd/17%20The%20Year%20of%20Todd.mp3

(Book Clubbed) Starbucks Scoffing

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 22 Dec 2019 19:51:00 -0800

Have you ever been to the Rez? It's sooooo exotic. Anyway, welcome to the final part of Let it Snow, "The Patron Saint of Pigs" by Lauren Myracle, also known as "Testing the Audience's Patience." If you're really into listening to teen drama and just hanging around watching someone's shift at work you'll love this story. Also, we're promised pig antics but may end up disappointed. Merry Christmas, and may 2020 bring us at least 80% less John Green books!

https://archive.org/download/16starbucksscoffing/16%20Starbucks%20Scoffing.mp3

(Book Clubbed) The Great Waffle House Race

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Dec 2019 19:50:00 -0800

Alternate title: It's A Sad Sad Sad Sad World...

How is it that John Green's work succeeds in only depressing/boring his readers and painting an ever darker picture of a damaged lonely little man? We'll have to answer that later, as we're too busy racing to the local Waffle House through the snow because, uh, there's cheerleaders there or something. Look, the motivation's pretty thin but at least our main characters will fall in love or whatever at the end. Merry Christmas I guess. Oh, and have we mentioned yet that cheerleaders are the scum of the earth? Because it's very important that you get that message drilled into your head.

https://archive.org/download/15thegreatwafflehouserace/15%20The%20Great%20Waffle%20House%20Race.mp3

(Book Clubbed) A Creepy Christmas Tale

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 09 Dec 2019 19:49:00 -0800

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the book, John Green decided to start writing under a pen name...

Yes, we're reading through the book "Let it Snow" this holiday season, wherein John and two other authors who sound suspiciously like John have crafted a tale of... something. If the first story in this trio of romantic comedies is anything to go by, it's a very creepy something indeed. So prepare your Flobie Christmas Village, bring along your strange mom, and get ready to rant through clenched teeth about those despicable Waffle House cheerleaders, this is "Let it Snow!"

https://archive.org/download/14acreepychristmastale/14%20A%20Creepy%20Christmas%20Tale.mp3

Testing the Audience's Patience (aka The Sorta- Lost Episode)

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Nov 2019 16:45:00 -0800

We recorded this around Thanksgiving but it wasn't interesting so I never uploaded it. But here it is anyway.

https://archive.org/download/191128testingtheaudiencespatience/191128%20Testing%20the%20Audience%27s%20Patience.mp3

Storm's A-Brewin'

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 25 Nov 2019 00:01:00 -0800

The tension mounts as we wonder whether Jake will be stuck in an airport for Thanksgiving...https://archive.org/download/191124stormsabrewin/191124%20Storm%27s%20A-Brewin%27.mp3

(Book Clubbed) Speedrunning the Last Half

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 18 Nov 2019 19:48:00 -0800

This book is so bad we just want to be DONE.

https://archive.org/download/13speedrunningthelasthalf_20191118/13%20Speedrunning%20the%20Last%20Half.mp3

Thanksgiving Odds n' Ends

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 18 Nov 2019 01:35:00 -0800

...and ends n' odds.

https://archive.org/download/191117thanksgivingoddsnends/191117%20Thanksgiving%20Odds%20n%27%20Ends.mp3

The Worst Episode Ever

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 10 Nov 2019 21:11:00 -0800

Events conspired against us today.

https://archive.org/download/191110theworstepisodeever/191110%20The%20Worst%20Episode%20Ever.mp3

(Book Clubbed) This Book Actively Hates Us

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 04 Nov 2019 19:47:00 -0800

Our summation of An Abundance of Katherines so far: one long sustained miserable groan. How much longer can we hold out? Will John Green stop using the word "fug"? Who are the REAL racists in this made up town? And why does reading this feel like being hit in the head with a dull shovel? Let's find out together...

https://archive.org/download/12thisbookactivelyhatesus/12%20This%20Book%20Actively%20Hates%20Us.mp3

The Great Turkey Heist

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 04 Nov 2019 00:51:00 -0800

Won't someone please think of the turkeys?

https://archive.org/download/191103thegreatturkeyheist/191103%20The%20Great%20Turkey%20Heist.mp3

(Book Clubbed) Excellence in Young Adult Literature

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 28 Oct 2019 19:46:00 -0700

John Green's creepier side comes out as this book goes from zero to uncomfortable real fast... also, Maclane has a cold but don't let that distract you.

https://archive.org/download/11excellenceinyoungadultliterature/11%20Excellence%20in%20Young%20Adult%20Literature.mp3

Gage Returns, Halloween Pranks, & The Butterball Hotline

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 28 Oct 2019 04:11:00 -0700

Hey, Gage is still alive

https://archive.org/download/191027gagereturnshalloweenpranksthebutterballhotline/191027%20Gage%20Returns%2C%20Halloween%20Pranks%20%26%20The%20Butterball%20Hotline.mp3

(Book Clubbed) An Abundance of John Green

jacowe13@gmail.com — Tue, 22 Oct 2019 04:34:00 -0700

Releasing two episodes in one day? Is that even legal?! At any rate, we're following up Larry with the long anticipated (by us) John Green book "An Abundance of Katherines". There's gonna be so many Katherines you won't be able to keep up!

https://archive.org/download/10anabundanceofjohngreen/10%20An%20Abundance%20of%20John%20Green.mp3

(Book Clubbed) The Final Blasphemy

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Oct 2019 04:28:00 -0700

(Just for the record, the title was Mac's idea)

One vision quest, fake suicide, and journey to Walden later, we've finally finished Larry's gospel... and frankly it's not very good if we're being completely honest.

https://archive.org/download/09thefinalblasphemy/09%20The%20Final%20Blasphemy.mp3

You're A Mean One, Mrs. Grinch

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Oct 2019 03:01:00 -0700

Ciara has some issues...

https://archive.org/download/191020youreameanonemrs.grinch/191020%20You%27re%20A%20Mean%20One%2C%20Mrs.%20Grinch.mp3

(Book Clubbed) Norman Bates vs Hacker Granny

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 04:27:00 -0700

Our protagonist is a very mentally unbalanced individual who could kill at any moment. Please do your best to avoid him. Also, watch out for those hip tech savvy grandmas who moonlight as internet vigilantes. They're everywhere.

https://archive.org/download/08normanbatesvs.hackergranny/08%20Norman%20Bates%20vs.%20Hacker%20Granny.mp3

Cliff Dawson Needs A Friend

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 03:36:00 -0700

Won't you help Cliff Dawson?

https://archive.org/download/191013cliffdawsonneedsafriend/191013%20Cliff%20Dawson%20Needs%20A%20Friend.mp3

(Book Clubbed) A Cozy Dirt Hole to Call Home

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 07 Oct 2019 04:25:00 -0700

Larry's so-called Gospel is off to a very revolting start... Because it turns out our hero is kind of a creepy dude. He silently rages about his friendzoned status, rails against those stupid meat eating jocks, and moonlights as a weird little cave troll on the weekends. But that won't deter us from pushing ahead in our reading, folks. Not even Stepdad Peter's Harry Osborne-esque vendetta can stop us now.

https://archive.org/download/07acozydirtholetocallhome/07%20A%20Cozy%20Dirt%20Hole%20to%20Call%20Home.mp3

Now With Smooth Jazz

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 07 Oct 2019 01:55:00 -0700

Mountain Monsters features prominently today.

https://archive.org/download/191006nowwithsmoothjazz/191006%20Now%20With%20Smooth%20Jazz.mp3

On Air Production Meeting

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 00:09:00 -0700

You ever just keep rambling after you've recorded a different podcast and just uploaded it as its own episode for another show no one hears? Just me? Ok then.

https://archive.org/download/100930onairproductionmeeting/100930%20On%20Air%20Production%20Meeting.mp3

(Book Clubbed) A Very Loose Definition of Gospel

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 21 Sep 2019 04:24:00 -0700

Hey howdy hey there, look who's back. Yes, the recovery from that John Green book took over a year, but we're finally in a healthy place again... just don't mention roller coasters around Maclane or he'll start weeping. Anyhow, we have a new book! It's "The Gospel According to Larry" by Janet Tashjian, and spoiler alert, this gospel is less about God and more about Henry David Thoreau, so don't expect anything too deep. We're reading up to part 3 for next time so strike a yoga pose, grab a soy latte, and get in touch with your inner self as we take this spirit journey together!

https://archive.org/download/06averyloosedefinitionofgospel/06%20A%20Very%20Loose%20Definition%20of%20Gospel.mp3

Technical Difficulties

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 03:37:00 -0700

https://archive.org/download/technicaldifficulties_201909/Technical%20Difficulties.mp3

This show is a hot mess

Yote Whacking

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 04 Aug 2019 21:44:00 -0700

We turned a microphone on and talked for a good bit

https://archive.org/download/westbros01/westbros01.mp3

(Book Clubbed) By the Way, I'm Dying Now

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 05 Aug 2018 22:32:00 -0700

Hold on, you say it hasn't been a month between episodes this time? Everything's all outta whack today. Anyway, we finally finished the book and boy oh boy John Green is determined to make his characters more and more unlikable in the few pages we have left. Oh, and Augustus is dying now. Did we forget to mention that? Say your goodbyes quick because he's fading fast.

https://archive.org/download/05ByTheWayImDyingNow/05%20By%20the%20Way%2C%20I%27m%20Dying%20Now.mp3

(Book Clubbed) The Thing About Eggs...

jacowe13@gmail.com — Thu, 02 Aug 2018 22:31:00 -0700

Gosh, been a while, but are you really surprised? Our heroes are plugging along, as this installment covers the meeting of the neckbeardy writer Hazel loves, the thrilling trip to the Anne Frank house, and a deep burning rage involving breakfast foods. Cancer is fun!

https://archive.org/download/04TheThingAboutEggs/04%20The%20Thing%20About%20Eggs.mp3

(Book Clubbed) This Episode is Utterly Unprecedented

jacowe13@gmail.com — Mon, 18 Jun 2018 22:29:00 -0700

Yeah, we didn't record for a month. So sue us. Life is busy, ok? If it makes things any better, the heroes of our story are getting more and more annoying by the chapter. Listen in and see for yourself.

https://archive.org/download/03ThisEpisodeIsUtterlyUnprecedented/03%20This%20Episode%20is%20Utterly%20Unprecedented.mp3

(Book Clubbed) A Creep & His Broken Roller Coaster

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sun, 18 Mar 2018 22:27:00 -0700

Our story gets kicked off with an unlikable protagonist, a pretentious boyfriend, and too many metaphors to count. Come for the awkwardly framed dialogue, stay for the deep theological discussions!

https://archive.org/download/02ACreepHisBrokenRollerCoaster/02%20A%20Creep%20%26%20His%20Broken%20Roller%20Coaster.mp3

(Book Clubbed) The Fault in Our Books

jacowe13@gmail.com — Sat, 10 Mar 2018 22:23:00 -0800

Join us as we take a deep deep dive into the works of John Green, Teenage America's favorite nerdy author. We're reading "The Fault in Our Stars" and we fully expect it to be as unintentionally funny and loathsomely pretentious as we hope.

https://archive.org/download/BookClubbedEp1TheFaultInOurBooks/book%20clubbed%20ep%201%20The%20Fault%20in%20our%20Books.mp3