Xyzqwa's Afternoon Show

Alpha Dog

Xyzqwa — Sat, 25 Jun 2016 03:59:37 +0000

Special thanks to Asthma for coming onto the show. Also thanks to Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy the numbers this week.

Featured in this show:

Brian asks some hard hitting questions
A man helps promote the new Dog the Bounty Hunter movie
Skype messes up my caller ID again
I play the ending to the call from last weeks show

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No Cigarettes

Xyzqwa — Sat, 18 Jun 2016 03:59:12 +0000

Thank to RBCP, Darkstranger, The NumberThree, Lunchlady, and Dr_Punchy.

Featured in this weeks show:

Check out Hijinks Labs
Eddie needs some cigarettes
The Rotary Club is hosting a ‘second meeting’
Kickstarter guy stole my idea
We run out of time…

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The Prince

Xyzqwa — Tue, 14 Jun 2016 14:00:58 +0000

Xyzqwa makes a lot of money and feels to need to talk about it.

The Roast

Xyzqwa — Sat, 11 Jun 2016 03:59:22 +0000

Thanks @SgtHowardPayne for the picture. Also thanks to Lunchlady, TheNumber Three and Dr_Punchy for submitting numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

Check out Lunchlady and his show
Xyzqwa resolves some issues with Twitter complainers
The lights are too bright
Dahir Insaat
Quality Assurance shuts down some Kickstarter campaigns
Xyzqwa calls the village people

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The Chief

Xyzqwa — Sat, 04 Jun 2016 03:59:40 +0000

Thanks to Dr_Punchy, RBCP, and Lunchlady for providing numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

The Chinese Government is beaming microwaaves into the gold course
A couple people selling items on the Country Trader are giving us issues
A neighbor doesn’t cut his grass and threatens litigation
Another neighbor has a stupid colored house

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Stupid Show

Xyzqwa — Sat, 28 May 2016 03:59:47 +0000

This show is pretty stupid, only listen if you need background noise. Anyway, thanks to Devon and Waleed for coming on. Also thanks to Lunchlady, Palindrome, and Dr_Punchy for helping out with numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

Join us for movie night on Saturday the 28th at 9 PM EST
Submit an entry for the intro contest
We complain to a church
Waleed comes to us for help marrying an American girl
A guy makes more money than me in a day

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Stinky Show

Xyzqwa — Sat, 21 May 2016 03:59:14 +0000

Thanks to Lunchlady, Dr_Punchy, Darkstranger, and Palindrome for submitting numbers!

Featured in this weeks show:

Movie night will be May 28th at 9 PM EST, submit movie ideas here
Xyzqwa tries to get money from his grandparents
More Twitter complainers
The lights are too bright and everyone is talking too loud
Touch Tone Terrorists call played at the end

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Freeloading Customer

Xyzqwa — Tue, 17 May 2016 04:00:27 +0000

A customer comes up with crazy excuses for why his internet doesn’t work.

I’m too Smart to Hang Up

Xyzqwa — Sat, 14 May 2016 03:59:36 +0000

Thanks to Darkstranger, RBCP, Lunchylady, and Dr_Punchy for providing numbers for the show. Also thanks to the guy who wouldn’t hang up for being a good sport! Big thanks to MCSARAY for supporting the show.

Featured in this weeks show:

Xyzqwa reports back from movie night
An hour of really boring calls precede an hour long call within a call
We report a UFO and Bigfoot sighting
Check out Lunchlady’s prank call
Hotdog song

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Stoned Comcast Customer

Xyzqwa — Sat, 07 May 2016 18:41:54 +0000

A customer has to submit to a drug test in order to get a refund.

You’re my Little Mouse

Xyzqwa — Sat, 07 May 2016 03:59:39 +0000

Thanks to Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy for again providing such great numbers!

Featured in this weeks show:

Congratulations Raymond for winning the ‘art contest’
Movie night will be held May 7th, at 8:00/20:00 EST
Visit the damn forums
We report a flying penguin to various bird watchers
Xyzqwa becomes the White Knight
Comcast complainers are either bots or high

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Getting Ratted Out

Xyzqwa — Tue, 03 May 2016 16:00:30 +0000

A listener finds the gym I am calling and decides to mess with me.

Mayor Stubbs

Xyzqwa — Sat, 30 Apr 2016 03:59:29 +0000

Thanks to Llama, Bob Vance, Dr_Punchy, Lunchlady and Carbon for the numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

Art Contest due next week, May 6th. Submit here
Post your suggestions for movie night here
Check out MARVICI’S MADHOUSE
Xyzqwa stumbles on all his words
‘Comcast’ solves some technical issues with angry customers
We complains about the donuts he bought
Call played in the end featuring Jessa Ka

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Healthy Show

Xyzqwa — Sat, 23 Apr 2016 03:59:04 +0000

Thanks to Lunchlady, Dr_Punchy, and Palindrome for numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

We all learn a bit about LARPing and the civil war
Political surveys
Xyzqwa is on a mission to make people healthier
Delivering food to the ceiling
Employees must wash hands

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Religion and the South

Xyzqwa — Sat, 16 Apr 2016 03:59:16 +0000

Thanks to Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy for numbers. Special thanks to Raaymond and asthmalol for “subscribing”.

Featured in this weeks show:

Make me art and post it here
We travel back in time to the days of the civil war
Speak to more boat people
Request authorization from employees
Explain why boxing is unchristian

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Lunk Alarm Stress Test #2

Xyzqwa — Tue, 12 Apr 2016 16:00:07 +0000

Xyzqwa has to test yet another lunk alarm.

Hello

Xyzqwa — Sat, 09 Apr 2016 03:59:50 +0000

Thanks to Llama, Lunchlady, Palindrome, and Dr_Punchy for participating.

Featured in this weeks show:

Xyzqwa is in Twitch prison
We are setting up a fishing cruise to punish the listeners
A guy gives us all of his friends numbers to us
Asset Protection is going to trace my IP
The bees have evolved

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Lunk Alarm Stress Test #1

Xyzqwa — Tue, 05 Apr 2016 16:00:36 +0000

Xyzqwa is tasked with testing a lunk alarm.

April Joke Day Prank Call Festival

Xyzqwa — Sat, 02 Apr 2016 03:59:55 +0000

Thanks to Dr_Punchy, Lunchlady, Palindrome, and Elky for submitting prank calls. Also thanks to Lunchlady, RBCP, and Dr_Punchy for submitting numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

Xyzqwa is sick
Prank Call Contest
April Fools Day quiz
HOA calls
Xyzqwa tests lunk alarms and tries to form a union

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Spring Break YOLO

Xyzqwa — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 03:59:20 +0000

Thanks to Palindrome, Lunchlady, Hockeyman and Ned

Featured in this weeks show:

Submit your prank call contest submission here
Xyzqwa is going to take 2nd place very soon
Ned causes issues at a gas sation
We give away free bikes
A hotel can’t hang up

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Misogyny Issues

Xyzqwa — Sat, 19 Mar 2016 03:59:27 +0000

Thanks to Lunchlady who appeared on the show and submitted numbers along with Dr_Punchy. Also, special thanks to Peter for donating!

Featured in this weeks show:

Helicopter tours/drug trafficking adventures
Xyzqwa is a psychic
Funny voicemail’s (xD)
People call me and be rude

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Call-in Show

Xyzqwa — Sat, 12 Mar 2016 04:59:24 +0000

Thanks to Carl Sanders for the picture. Thanks also to Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy for providing numbers

Featured in this weeks show:

We talk about site hosting
We take a bunch of calls
We steal an idea from RBCP
Xyzqwa discovers a Mexican call center
Big shout out to Dr_Punchy for supporting the show

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Insulting Text Message

Xyzqwa — Tue, 08 Mar 2016 05:01:14 +0000

Dr_Punchy decided to rile up a bunch of incoming callers, this is the result.

Giving Away Nerd Cards

Xyzqwa — Sat, 05 Mar 2016 04:59:10 +0000

Here I am joined by Lunchlady, Palindrome, Snail, Edd, Hockeyman and feature a brief appearance from TheN and RBCP. Numbers brought to you by Lunchlady and Dr_Punchy.

Featured in this weeks show:

We sell (for free) cards
Talk to some people who want to buy a free car
We give away a free Ted Cruise
Barthroom break call can be found here
Dr_Punchy upsets some people via text message and leaves Xyzqwa to deal with the results

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Trump Supporter Pizza Shop

Xyzqwa — Tue, 01 Mar 2016 20:30:56 +0000

A man thinks the 1st amendment still exists and tries to talk to Xyzqwa’s supervisor, Lunchlady.

Ireland

Xyzqwa — Sat, 27 Feb 2016 04:59:34 +0000

Thanks to Lunchlady and Hockeyman for coming onto the show. Thanks again to Lunchlady for numbers, also thanks to Raymond for donating and providing numbers. Also, a big thank you to Carl Sanders for helping me get a library card.

Featured in this weeks show:

Raymond helps us call Ireland
Some scrawny guy tries to intimidate us
We get yelled at in French
Support PCS
We speak to people who didn’t vote
Visit the new forums

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Dangerous Dog

Xyzqwa — Tue, 23 Feb 2016 20:30:36 +0000

Even a free TV has a price.

Special Politics Show

Xyzqwa — Sat, 20 Feb 2016 04:59:25 +0000

Joined by Hockeyman as co-host for a bit. Special thanks to Dr_Punchy, Lunchlady and Hockeyman for providing numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

A really long political survey
Kung Fu moves
Macron’s show can be found at this link
A man is scared of a vicious dog
We anger some Donald Trump supporters
Bathroom break video is located here

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Public Opinion Survey on the Political Climate

Xyzqwa — Sat, 13 Feb 2016 04:59:56 +0000

Credit to Lunchlady for the picture and sending in numbers. Special thanks to Dr_Punchy and Palindrome for also providing numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

We wait for Isaac to cause us problems (never happens)
We contact people looking to get a free TV
A man explains the economy to us
A woman finds phone sex really funny

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Xyzqwa’s Internal Affairs Department

Xyzqwa — Sat, 06 Feb 2016 04:59:35 +0000

Numbers provided this week by Lunchlady and Elky. Special thanks to Darkstranger for helping out. Also a big thank you to Bob Vance for coming on.

Featured in this weeks show:

Joe Biden wants some historic photos
Xyzqwa is now a loser virgin who lives in his mothers basement
Issac has a hot wife and 3 million subscribers (not true)
We meet a cool guitar player

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Counting Coins

Xyzqwa — Sat, 30 Jan 2016 04:59:18 +0000

Xyzqwa doesn’t have enough time and has to count his pay while applying for a job.

White Trash Motel

Xyzqwa — Tue, 26 Jan 2016 20:30:59 +0000

Xyzqwa calls Lunchlady’s home and speaks to a rude individual.

Bad Gas

Xyzqwa — Tue, 19 Jan 2016 20:30:52 +0000

A gas station has been scamming people, Xyzqwa calls in to get the latest scoop.

The Mix LR Trolls

Xyzqwa — Sat, 16 Jan 2016 04:59:41 +0000

Special thanks to Lunchlady, Palindrome, and Carl Sanders for a great show. Joined by Trainwreck, his YouTube can be found here.

Featured in this weeks show:

We raid another Mixlr show
Trainwreck joins us
Xyzqwa gets on terrestrial radio
We speak to a big jerk in New Jersey

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New Years Lunk Alarm Test

Xyzqwa — Tue, 12 Jan 2016 05:00:44 +0000

Xyzqwa celebrates the New Years with a lunk alarm test.

Coffee Show

Xyzqwa — Sat, 09 Jan 2016 04:59:59 +0000

Thanks to Dr_Punchy and Raymond for donating during the show! Also thanks to Carl Sanders, Lunchlady, and Palindrome for providing numbers.

Featured in this weeks show:

We raid other Mixlr streams
Xyzqwa is upset with the gas station and the woman who works there
Planet Fitness is catching on to our tricks
A woman is told to apologize to the neighboring rooms for being too loud in the motel

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Shoplifting an Order

Xyzqwa — Tue, 05 Jan 2016 05:00:37 +0000

A woman gets upset when she is called out for shop lifting a package.

The Lunk Alarm is on Fire

Xyzqwa — Sun, 03 Jan 2016 04:59:44 +0000

Hockyman and Xyzqwa call in to test the lunk alarm.

There is Smoke Coming Out

Xyzqwa — Sat, 02 Jan 2016 04:59:18 +0000

Featured in this weeks show:

We talk to American Girl Doll people again
Hockeyman and Xyzqwa cause a ruckus at Planet Fitness
The fixer reports a story for the local news

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Knocking on a Door

Xyzqwa — Tue, 29 Dec 2015 05:00:55 +0000

Jess Ka and Xyzqwa are stuck out side but a man won’t let us in.

Xyzqwa Talks to Santa

Xyzqwa — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 05:00:27 +0000

Xyzqwa has a nice friendly chat with jolly old Santa Claus.

Are You Insane?

Xyzqwa — Sat, 19 Dec 2015 04:59:56 +0000

Numbers provided by Carl Sanders, Lunchlady, Darkstranger, and Dr_Punchy.

Featured in this weeks show:

Carl Sanders tries to spoil Star Wars
Xyzqwa tries to hire elves to scare his six year old straight
Reindeer are being sacrificed for the Sith
A lady is upset that we caught her stealing our mail order steaks

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Santa Talks to Markus

Xyzqwa — Mon, 14 Dec 2015 05:00:51 +0000

Markus has been a bad boy, so Santa needs to talk to him.

Santa Claus

Xyzqwa — Sat, 12 Dec 2015 04:59:22 +0000

This week I am joined by Jessa Ka and briefly joined by Luchlady, who also gives number along with Carl Sanders.

Featured in this weeks show:

We get to see the librarian that we are prank calling
Santa talks to my son for me
A man won’t open the door for us
Xyzqwa advertises his Snapchat, and no one adds him (Xyzqwa)

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Starbucks Hacker

Xyzqwa — Tue, 08 Dec 2015 06:00:41 +0000

Lunchlady tells us that there is a suspicious man at Starbucks in the Fred Meyer. I call to confront him.

Linux is for Hacking

Xyzqwa — Sat, 05 Dec 2015 04:59:41 +0000

Numbers provided by Lunchlady and Carl Sanders. The prank call played during the show is located here.

Featured in this weeks show:

Xyzqwa jumps right into prank calls
Fidel is an asshole
We are in no rush to get our Christmas decorations up, even if it is after Christmas
A man at Starbucks is hacking the WiFi by using Linux

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You Left a Horrible Message

Xyzqwa — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 20:04:43 +0000

Nucmbers provided by Lunchlady, Carl Sanders, and Palindrome. Next week should be much longer.

Featured in this weeks show:

Happy birthday RBCP!
We finally speak to the homework hotlines
Starbucks is still not taking my shit
Butterball won’t assist with my turkey problems
A man refuses to service the Denver area because he is a racist

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Starbucks Controversy Fallout

Xyzqwa — Mon, 16 Nov 2015 02:00:54 +0000

Thanks to TheN, Hung_Solo, Lunchlady, Carl Sanders, and Palindrome for helping out with the show. Video played can be found here. My friends Twitch page is located here. I hope you guys check him out, he’s a nice guy.

Featured in this weeks show:

We get right into the calls, no funny business
Starbucks won’t apologize
We meet the coolest Zappos employee
People from New Jersey like to throw down

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I Live in the Trashcan

Xyzqwa — Sat, 07 Nov 2015 23:07:03 +0000

A special Saturday show because I wasn’t able to do a Friday one. Numbers submitted by Carl Sanders and Lunchlady, thanks guys!

Featured in this weeks show:

Xyzqwa does a Saturday show
Windows 10 is an asshole and we spend a lot of time trying to fix it on the air
A woman hates telemarketers

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Satan is a Loser

Xyzqwa — Tue, 03 Nov 2015 23:00:00 +0000

A man casts a spell of Xyzqwa’s microphone batteries after he refuses to reveal his name.

One Year Anniversary SPOOKtacular

Xyzqwa — Sat, 31 Oct 2015 03:59:01 +0000

Thanks to Carl Sander for the picture. Songs played at the beginning is located here. Song played at the end is located here. Thanks to Carl Sanders, Lunchlady, Carbon_brah, and Darkstranger for numbers. Thanks to everyone else for listening for this show and I hope to be around next year.

Featured in this weeks show:

We call some of our victims from the year
Talk to some colleges about triggering costumes
Speak to hell and judgement houses
Xyzqwa talks about finally getting a show logo
Speak to Nazi sympathizers who get defensive when questioned

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Sponsered by Duracell

Xyzqwa — Fri, 23 Oct 2015 20:39:41 +0000

Numbers contributed by Carl Sanders and Luchlady. Special thanks to Palindrome (Prank Stupid) for helping out. Songs played in this weeks show are by Cyprus Hill and Kendrick Lamar.

Featured in this weeks show:

Xyzqwa tells everyone about his new spy novel through prank call form
A newspaper won’t run an obituary for Muammar Gaddafi
A man summons god to protect himself from the devils wrath
We pay respect to Carlito’s Dungeons and Dragons prank call that can be found here

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Trail Demolition

Xyzqwa — Tue, 20 Oct 2015 04:06:29 +0000

Xyzqwa has some ideas on how to speed up trail maintenance but the team leaders don’t want to hear it.

You Are Wearing Your Penis on Your Face

Xyzqwa — Sat, 17 Oct 2015 02:08:13 +0000

Numbers contributed by Carl Sanders, Steven Aspinwall, Palindrome, and Lunchlady. The call heard in the beginning is by Myles Benet Dyson. So is the one played later on. All other songs heard by Lonely Island.

Featured in this weeks show:

We are called out in Country Trader, thanks Lunchlady (Image above)
We talk to a bunch of nature enthusiasts
Xyzqwa ruins Hillary Clinton’s campaign
Rusty is being boarded by hostile boat captain in the harbor

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Ghosts and Magicians

Xyzqwa — Fri, 09 Oct 2015 04:17:50 +0000

In this show we announce the new iTunes feed. Beginning clip and picture is from the TV show Nathan for You. Numbers contributed by Luchlady, Elky, and of course Carlsanders

Featured in this weeks show:

A magician does a card trick over the phone for us
Xyzqwa needs to know how many times someone masturbates
We talk to a man about a succubus living in a friend of ours house
A man drives down to the police station because he refuses to hang up the phone

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Ads With Sexual Conotations

Xyzqwa — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 03:25:36 +0000

A man was caught pretending to sell car parts when he was really just offering sexual favors. Xyzqwa confronts him and he refuses to admit it.

Sending Money to China

Xyzqwa — Sat, 03 Oct 2015 01:50:05 +0000

This weeks show is all about calling Lunchlady numbers for the first hour. Or so you are meant to believe. Also, plans where made for the one year anniversary show happening October 30th, so that’s exciting I guess.

Featured in this weeks show:

Xyzqwa is upset about his broken microphone
Selling sexual favors disguised as car parts
Steven Aspinwall gives me some numbers that I never got to (Thanks Steven!)
People are selling items in the newspaper to send money to Russia and China

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Being PC is a Lifestyle

Xyzqwa — Thu, 01 Oct 2015 01:50:54 +0000

Xyzqwa is politically correct and wants to share it with the world. Unfortunately some people don’t agree with him.

PC Bros

Xyzqwa — Sat, 26 Sep 2015 22:35:59 +0000

A special Saturday show because there wasn’t one on Friday. The website is announced and we speak to some voicemails.

Featured in this weeks show:

MP3 Skype Recorder is run by assholes
The Chinese are trying to destabilize the US dollar
The American Girl Doll people get weirded out again
Xyzqwa tries to be PC

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Jingle Bells

Xyzqwa — Tue, 22 Sep 2015 02:34:47 +0000

A long call in which a man will sing songs for Xyzqwa in order to get his phone back.

Sodomite Dog

Xyzqwa — Tue, 22 Sep 2015 02:12:35 +0000

A man doesn’t like being accused of being rude and offensive.

Lunk Head Upset Over Lunk Alarm

Xyzqwa — Tue, 22 Sep 2015 01:34:17 +0000

The Planet Fitness tests their lunk alarm, only one of their customers isn’t too happy about it.

Fight Me

Xyzqwa — Sat, 19 Sep 2015 21:20:04 +0000

An angry motel guest challenges Xyzqwa to a fight in the parking lot.

Rit a Dit Dit Doo

Xyzqwa — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 20:00:37 +0000

This weeks show includes Hockeyman and directions to a brothel in Nevada. Numbers for this weeks show where provided by Carl Sanders, Elky, and Lunchlady.

Featured in this weeks show:

Xyzqwa announces the shows new ‘sponsors’
Hockeyman joins the show
Clip played during the break here
Being creepy to the American Girl Doll people (Thanks for the number Lunchlady!)

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Malibu

Xyzqwa — Tue, 17 Feb 2015 04:54:34 +0000

One of the best shows I have ever done in my opinion. Features lots of calls to both Radioshack and Radioshack customers before they filed for bankruptcy.

Featured in this weeks show:

Calls to Radioshack
I honestly don’t remember, but it’s really funny, that’s all I know.

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