College Football
Prime Suspect: Deion paid players in Luna, ICP and MAGIC — and kept the Bitcoin
Crypto takes center stage in the widening NCAA financial scandal. “I paid those fools in Luna, ICP and MAGIC. I kept all the Bitcoin for myself.”
Oct 8, 2026 · 4 min read
MLB
Judge finally lights up in October; MLB immediately investigates
Yankees captain faces two-year ban after officials discover the only thing he’s making consistent contact with is an unfiltered Camel.
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
MLB
A-Rod Gets Peanut Butter Faced in Public Shaming After Going 0 for His Last 162 Game Picks
Jeter and Ortiz finally find a spread he can cover. A-Rod: “I accept it as karma.”
Oct 8, 2026 · 3 min read
MLB
Brewers High on Their Own Supply: Blast Their Way to 3–1 Victory With a Little Help From Miller
Milwaukee credits timely hitting, clubhouse chemistry and whatever is coming out of the steel drum.
Oct 8, 2026 · 3 min read
MLB
Dodgers Stop the Chop! Ohtani questioned about betting on series; suspected bookie is Mookie Bets
Dodgers silence Atlanta as investigators uncover a mysterious sportsbook reportedly operating out of right field.
Oct 8, 2026 · 3 min read
Tennis
GAME, SET, WHACK: Djokovic, Alcaraz implicated in bizarre Sinner “knee-capping” saga
Three incidents. Two knees. One governing body asking whether any of this happened during a sponsored event.
Oct 7, 2026 · 3 min read
Tennis
Sinner’s knees retain separate legal counsel
Left knee seeks damages; right knee says it is “keeping all options open.”
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
MLB
Ohtani day-to-day after being tomahawk chopped
Dodgers star shrugs off bullpen chaos: “That’s Braves country.”
Oct 6, 2026 · 2 min read
Tennis
Tiafoe jumps for joy as locker stocked with every Skittle ever made
Tennis star calls discovery “the career Grand Slam of snacks.”
Oct 6, 2026 · 2 min read
OU/Texas
Venables to play Sarkisian in best-of-3 Sudoku Challenge
Red River rivalry reduced to nine numbers. Both coaches demand a bye.
Oct 6, 2026 · 2 min read
Other Sports
Rory: Tiger hasn’t made a bogey in more than 87 straight rounds
McIlroy is talking about Tiger. All the rounds were at Pebble Beach. The tees remain a sensitive subject.
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
MLB
Dodgers complain players were actually tomahawk chopped in gruesome bullpen battle
Los Angeles files a formal protest after Atlanta fans take a baseball tradition a little too literally.
Oct 6, 2026 · 1 min read
Other Sports
Duval bongs Guinness, tells Tiger: “Come Get Some”
Wraparound sunglasses. A 2-iron. A VHS tape. Double D says the comeback goes through him.
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
Other Sports
Vijay: “I Was the Real Rival”
Singh announces comeback, says 1,700 range balls a day have finally become relevant.
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
OU/Texas
Kyle Clow begs Venables to start eighth-grade daughter at quarterback
The scouting report lists pocket presence, algebra and the ability to bring snacks.
Oct 6, 2026 · 1 min read
Other Sports
Phil says he can still drive it 500, will prove it at the Masters
Mickelson credits coffee, calves and neurological intent. Augusta requests a definition of “drive.”
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
Other Sports
Scheffler: “Come to Papa” — “I Will Win Every Tournament”
The world’s least rattled man welcomes golf’s comeback class and reserves all available trophies.
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
OU/Texas
Billy Bob Thornton warns fans to stay away from State Fair
“It ain’t a fair. It’s a Sooner fever dream.”
Oct 6, 2026 · 1 min read
Other Sports
Charles Barkley makes run at PGA Tour, plans to win Australian Open
Barkley believes the Southern Hemisphere could finally explain his swing.
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
College Football
Smart, Saban, Kiffin & McEnroe come to blows over OU job
“YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!” McEnroe screams as Norman coaching summit collapses into chaos
Sep 29, 2026 · 1 min read
Other Sports
Ernie Els “Monitoring the Situation”
The Big Easy was retired from the conversation until Vijay started talking.
Oct 7, 2026 · 1 min read
College Football
Don’t need winning seasons to get big bucks
College football’s newest strategy: get paid first, figure out the winning part later
Sep 29, 2026 · 1 min read
College Football
Cignetti opens ice cream parlor as coaching world melts down
Coach unveils 9-Win Vanilla, Transfer Portal Fudge and a strict no-losing-flavors policy.
Sep 30, 2026 · 2 min read
College Football
Preseason contract extensions become college football’s ultimate gold rush
August optimism becomes college football’s hottest commodity.
Sep 29, 2026 · 1 min read
OU/Texas
Sark’s secret Vegas trip raises questions
The itinerary is missing. The sunglasses are enormous. The explanation contains the words “competitive advantage.”
Oct 7, 2026 · 2 min read
OU/Texas
Plastic surgery left Sark unrecognizable… in a good way
Texas staff praise the transformation, then ask their head coach to show his building pass.
Oct 7, 2026 · 2 min read
OU/Texas
David Godbold’s shorts retired at Lloyd Noble
Oklahoma lifts a pair of basketball shorts into the rafters and asks history to make room.
Oct 7, 2026 · 2 min read
OU/Texas
Sooner great Ebi Ere sounds off: “He could have been the greatest”
A solemn reassessment of David Godbold forces basketball historians to reconsider the ceiling.
Oct 7, 2026 · 2 min read
