call HART crazy

Nasty Girl by Nitty

HART (1-800-HART) — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:28:09 +0000

Since my other computer crashed in December and my MusicMatch .. I have been listening to my wife’s RUNNING SONGS playlist and random DJ on iTunes … This song’s catchy

Here’s the lyrics, in case you want to sing along

Code? I Don’t Need No Stinking Code!!

HART (1-800-HART) — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:15:35 +0000

OK- I might get over the outlet in the shower. But I will not accept the toilet paper holder IN the shower.

When the power company told its crew to run electricity to this house, I'm sure they didn't mean to just stick all the wires through a hole in the roof!

Pretty safe isn't it? I mean the hot lead is at least a quarter inch from a metal oil pipe and it is almost 48 inches off the ground so children won't touch it...

Yes- go ahead and connect the dryer vent to the water heater flue.

? No comment ?

The county inspector had JUST signed off on it. Said it was all he could do since it was a remodel.

If you can't bend metal conduit, just use a few extra junction boxes!

You know you're a redneck HVAC tech when you use a chew can for a junction box.

When you do not have an outlet box, use a Nike box. Just do it!

The Main load, Acetone, Grits, and Tool Storage Panel ..

Screw that I-beam- just cut it. That is the framer's problem.

Instead of flashing the penetrations, install buckets with pipes under the drips.

....shower and ceiling fan in master bath.... Hmm.where does the wire go and how much glue did he use to stick that thing there?

The ad listed the house with a Whole House Attic Fan. Professionally installed no doubt.

If you can vent ONE bathroom exhaust then you certainly vent THREE!

I paid an electrician to do it! - uh huh. Sure you did.

Yeah- it said to use 4- 1/2 bolts. I think these nails out of my nail gun will do.

Flashing!? We don't need no stinking flashing!

Look- I had 18 inches of pipe and this bag of couplers...

I think this goes to a ceiling fan mounted on the ceiling of a bathroom on the other side of this wall. Maybe.

Supply Air, meet Return Air.

Source: My inBox

You Are My Sunshine

HART (1-800-HART) — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:15:29 +0000

Only the Brits could air this on national television during Prime Time … The Spirit of Monty Python lives! Can you guess what this commercial is about?

Yep. Energy Efficient Lightbulbs .. by Greenpeace.org

Source: FWD mention in my eMail, found on YouTube

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity – Revisited

HART (1-800-HART) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:50:00 +0000

This is definitely “Full Disclosure”

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write “For Marijuana.”

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go..’

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And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It’s Called…THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!

Source: My Great Great Great Great Grandma’s FWD Inbox..

This Is What Happens When You Are Bored At Work

HART (1-800-HART) — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:57:37 +0000

Somebody’s got waaaaaaaay toooooo much time on their hands!!

Source: My Email Inbox

acϟdc- Baby Please Don’t Go (Bon Scott as a schoolgirl 1975 HQ) -ɔpϟɔɐ

HART (1-800-HART) — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:49:20 +0000

I’ve probably watched this about 25 times since I first saw it on Blip.fm … and not just because Bon Scott is dressed as a schoolgirl … I’m a big fan of their live performances and just had to immortalize it in here (that is, until google removes it of course! lol)

* From YouTube Description (Lyric)

Baby please don’t go
Baby please don’t go
Baby please don’t go down to New Orleans
You know I love you so
Baby please don’t go

When the man done gone
When the man done gone
When the man done gone down the county farm
He got the shackles on
Baby please don’t go
Don’t leave me

I’ll be a dog
I’ll be a dog woah
I’ll be a dog kiss your way down here
When you walk along
Baby please don’t go

Baby please don’t go
Baby please don’t go
Baby please don’t go down to New Orleans
You know I love you so
Baby please don’t go

No baby please don’t leave me
Why must you go away and do this to me baby
I wanna suffer for you, suffer, suffer
Oh baby please dont go
No!

Baby, baby, baby, please don’t go, please dont go
Dont go and leave me, please don’t go
Baby, humm, baby, ahah
Oh dont go, no don’t go
Oh don’t go, no don’t go
Ah don’t go, don’t go so slow
Oh don’t go, no don’t go

Why must you leave me lying on my back
Going across left side of the track
Found yourself a new man I know
So baby please don’t go
Baby please don’t go

No no no no
Oh please, please don’t leave me
I don’t want to be left alone baby
Ah don’t go, don’t go, don’t go
No!

Survivor 20 – Heroes vs Villains – Are You Ready?

HART (1-800-HART) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:59:58 +0000

Are you a survivor fan? I think Survivor #20 will be my favorite Survivor series yet! Can’t wait!

SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLAINS

According to the page (and I believe it!) Survivor: Heroes vs Villains will reunite some of the most memorable, heroic and controversial castaways from previous SURVIVOR seasons. The series’ best strategists will face off in their attempt to overcome — or embrace — the label placed upon them when they return to seek revenge or redemption, all in an effort to win the title of Sole Survivor.

Filming of Season 20 started on August 9th and ended on September 16th, one day before Season 19 started to air on television last fall.

CAST: Benjamin ”Coach” Wade, Courtney Yates, Amanda Kimmel, Rob Mariano, Cirie Fields, Rupert Boneham, Stephenie LaGrossa, Colby Donaldson, Tyson Apostol, Jessica ”Sugar” Kiper, James ”J.T” Thomas Jr., Danielle DiLorenzo, Sandra Diaz (Top Row, Left to Right), James Clement, Parvati Shallow, Russell Hantz, Candice Woodcock, Tom Westman, Jerri Manthey and Randy Bailey (Bottom Row, Left to Right) are the 20 returning castaways set to compete in SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLAINS when the twentieth installment of the Emmy Award-winning reality series debuts with a 2-hour premiere on Thursday, Feb. 11 (8:00 – 10:00 PM ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

* From the YouTube Description
Jeff Probst shares his thoughts about the cast of Survivor: Heroes vs Villains which premieres Thursday, February 11th at 8pm ET/PT on CBS!

Source: Survivor – Heroes vs Villains

Belated Christmas Humour

HART (1-800-HART) — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:25:54 +0000

Merry Belated Christmas

Source: Email InBox (although saw minor reference to b3tards ?)

Funny Cell Phone Eavesdropping Pranks

HART (1-800-HART) — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 22:04:02 +0000

Here’s some fun you can have with your cell phone and prank some people eavesdropping on you!

Source: FWD’ed to me in my eMail
(couldn’t find it on youtube so I uploaded it)

Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns

HART (1-800-HART) — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:24:31 +0000

Hmm .. that does sound like the fuel pump was causing low delivery pressure to the injectors …