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<h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://callhart.com/crazy/2012/07/harts-birthday-bbq-dinner-video-2012/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to HART&#8217;s Birthday BBQ Dinner Video 2012">HART&#8217;s Birthday BBQ Dinner Video 2012</a></h2>
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<p>call HART crazy &#8230; but I did some work this week, but generally during the week of my birthday I spend it alone in my thoughts wondering where the past year has gone and what I plan to do with my next year of life! This usually affects my business work ethic and productivity just [&hellip;]</p>
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<h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://callhart.com/crazy/2012/05/news-copper-wire-discovered/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to News! Copper Wire Discovered!">News! Copper Wire Discovered!</a></h2>
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<p>call HART Crazy &#8230; but LOL .. I&#8217;ve seen this in many forms &#8230; from Vancouver Island to Newfoundland, from New York City to Los Angeles .. but, it&#8217;s always fun to add a local twist to this story 😀 COPPER WIRE DISCOVERED After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside [&hellip;]</p>
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<h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://callhart.com/crazy/2012/05/enjoy-your-new-office-ps-due-to-budget-cuts-here-is-our-new-employee-policy/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to Enjoy Your New Office! PS Due To Budget Cuts Here Is Our New Employee Policy">Enjoy Your New Office! PS Due To Budget Cuts Here Is Our New Employee Policy</a></h2>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but Classic! FWD&#8217;ed to me via email from unknown source &#8230;. Dear Employee: ENJOY YOUR NEW OFFICE * Not sure if you have seen your new office layout, but here it is! Due to federal budget cuts, this will be our new cubical and private office layout. NEW EMPLOYEE POLICY * [&hellip;]</p>
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<p>call HART crazy &#8230; but Here are some new Christmas Cartoons FWD&#8217;ed to me in my email Inbox recently &#8230;. Enjoy.</p>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but * hubba hubba</p>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but Sometimes &#8230; when you just gotta &#8220;Get &#8216;er Done&#8221; &#8230; you might want to step back and think a little bit Source: FWD in my email INbox</p>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but A Real Woman .. A real woman is a man&#8217;s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could [&hellip;]</p>
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<h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://callhart.com/crazy/2010/12/who-would-have-thought-if-you-build-it-they-will-come/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? &#8211; If You Build It, they WILL Come">WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? &#8211; If You Build It, they WILL Come</a></h2>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but This was FWD to me today &#8230; an image I have seen around the &#8216;net previously. I have kept the title and text intact. This is the actual turn-off From Banff, Alberta, Canada to the #1 highway to Calgary . Great picture isn&#8217;t it? They had to build the animals [&hellip;]</p>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but Despite this collection of images have been splattered all over the internet and ultimately FWD&#8217;ed into my email InBox .. it seems obvious where the images were taken from &#8230; http://chairmanlol.com/ and http://www.engrish.com/ (based on the watermarks!) As most of these were probably submitted by readers anyway, I hope they [&hellip;]</p>
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<h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://callhart.com/crazy/2010/09/newest-creations-from-edgar-mueller-aka-super-artist-aka-the-chalk-guy/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to Newest Creations From Edgar Mueller aka Super Artist aka The Chalk Guy">Newest Creations From Edgar Mueller aka Super Artist aka The Chalk Guy</a></h2>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but You don&#8217;t have to be crazy to recognize that this guy is amazing no matter how you look at it! Be Careful! Great Crevase Edgar Mueller. Hard work: Together with up to five assistants, Mueller painted all day long from sunrise to sunset. The picture appeared on the East Pier [&hellip;]</p>
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<h2 class="entry-title"><a href="https://callhart.com/crazy/2010/09/at-least-bobs-not-deaf/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to At Least Bob&#8217;s Not Deaf">At Least Bob&#8217;s Not Deaf</a></h2>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but *whew* &#8230; what a relief! Bob&#8217;s not deaf!! Source: FWD in to my inbox</p>
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<p>call HART crazy .. but I saw this at a craft sale for $15 CDN and Just couldn&#8217;t resist purchasing it for my office &#8230; I always wanted a live mouse trap on the wall &#8211; found at the Lockport, Manitoba &#8220;Locks Market&#8221; craft show during their Centennial Celebration August 22, 2010</p>
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