Next up is Shannon Kay Hrozek, 42, an English teacher in Spring TX who was caught giving . . . . uh . . . she was giving individual sex education tutoring to a 16 year old student in classroom 143.

Apparently a janitor narc’d on the student-teacher conference when he saw Hrozek and the pupil lock the doors and close the lights in the room.  And also because the janitor didn’t want to have to mop up bodily fluids afterwards.  An assistant principal used a master key to catch the hanky panky.

This is the THIRD incident between teachers and students in the Spring ISD in the last FOUR months and the SECOND at  Westfield High.  Alison Moesbeck at Duett Middle School was the first cougar when she took a 14 year old to a nearby motel.

After a few slow months, we’re back.  As futher proof that cell phone cameras have no other useful purpose than to get yourself in trouble, Beth Ann Chester, 26, has been charged with exchanging nude photos with a 14-year old student. 

The DA has also charged Miss Chester with endagering the welfare of children, corruption of minors, sexual abuse of children, unlawful contact with a minor, criminal use of a communication facility, criminal solicitation, and going over her text limit on her monthly cell phone bill.

The 14-year old professes to still be in love with Miss Chester, a freshman physical education teacher.  Some teacher! 

While nothing is more romantic than taking your lover to vacation in a foreign country, Kelsey Peterson, 25, was arrested in Mexicali with her 13 year old “student” who has been identified in every news story as Fernando Rodriguez.

 It is unknown whether or not she said “What took you so long?” when apprehended.  The boy, who was an eighth grader, was a student in Peterson’s sixth grade class.  Hmmmm.

 So let me get this straight, we send Mexico female teachers with their students on a love vacation and in return we get workers who will pick lettuce for $2.30 an hour?  I’d vote for that.

The Associated Press did a study of teacher misconduct in the US that was picked up by many newspapers who also ran local stories of teachers in their respective states.  Where there’s teacher misconduct, there will also be hot female teacher misconduct (and other assorted hot female professions) that will always keep this blog alive.

Utah - Names names.
Indiana - Bad stuff in the Hoosier State.
New Jersey - A guy had sex with his high school physical ed teacher and regrets it 20 years later.  Hey, that’s what booze is for.  And what’s a female phys ed teacher doing teaching guys.  Isn’t this “Porky’s” - you know, the orignial with Kim Cattrall.
New York - The upstate part, you know, the part that no one really considers “New York”.
Cali-for-ni-a - We’re #1!
Arizona - Saguora Cacti make me hot.

Jennifer Hastings, a 32-year old psycholoigst, has been accused of having sex with her 14 year old patient.

Claiming to be his “sister”, the psychologist would pick the boy up at Tamarac Secondary School and have intensive “therapy” sessions in her car, local motels, and her home where her husband was conveniently away.

Hastings, a graduate of the University of Albany Division of Counseling Psychology, was recently married but was known to have talked openly about her sexual endeavors and her alternative lifestyle.  (Yeah!)

While Hastings is facing fourth degree felony charges, the young man is now on his way to being a fully confident and well adjusted sex beast.  Of couse, he’ll always look at his sister funny.

While you would think this might be an isolated incident for this part of upstate New York, in 2005, Sandra Geisel, a teacher at Christian Brothers Academy in nearby Albany, “did it” with a 16-year old in the press box of the football stadium (thereby fulfilling several male fantasies at once.)

Geisel did her time and is classified as a Level 1 sex offender in the state of New York (And a Level 10 MILF IMHO).  However, be careful is you want a ride home because she got busted for DWI AFTER she fulfilled her 16 year old student’s wildest fantasies.  Her lawyer once claimed that she couldn’t have raped the 16 year old because she was too drunk to giver her consent when it happened.  (Now, THAT’S a lawyer.)

While Geisel is lives on in our hearts, minds, and pants, she has apparently been out of trouble since doing time in the big house.

In a new twist, Sarah Celeste Farmer, a probation officer in College Station, TX, is accused of having sexual relations with a 16 year old boy after he was released from the Brazos County Juvenile Detention Center.

Described as an “good employee“, she will apparently will not be named “Brazos County Probation Officer of the Month”.

As for the troubled young youth, that’ll teach him to break the law.

Janelle Batkins, the 2002 Teacher of the Year, has been charged with having sex with her 17 year old teacher’s aide.

 Batkins had outstanding ratings from RateMyTeachers.com - now we know why.

For those of you with a women in cuffs fetish, here you go:

Allena Ward has been a very big search on Google Trends today.  She’s a 25 year old middle school teacher who threw herself at the mercy of the court after being caught having sex with five of her students.  There’s something in the water since two other teachers in the area have been caught for the same thing.

Allena could face 105 years in prison. 

My early favorite to play the lead in “The Allena Ward Story” is Big Love’s Ginnifer Goodwin.