After having what is described as “an open marriage” become public last year and more recently, Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher ending the couples 6 year marriage. Reports are stating that the couple had an ongoing agreement to see and hook up with other people. Ashton has been publicly outed multiple times over his random hook ups with women, and one even on the couples sixth year wedding anniversary. Ashton took to his Twitter account to tell his followers the news, “I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi”. So let me get this straight, you have a hot older superstar that is worth a whopping 290 million dollars, is bisexual, and is willing to let you fuck other women, and you ruin it. Ashton, you suck at life.

Last night marked the second time in as many years that Taylor Swift received the most coveted CMA Award. The 21-year-old singer songwriter looked shocked when the presenters called her name, as did the 35 people watching the Awards on TV.  Winning her second Entertainer of the Year is a great accomplishment, now Swift is working on her next album, here’s what Swift told the press, “With this next album, I am so excited because I am writing so much. We’re still in the first year of making it, so I’m kind of seeing ideas as I finish songs. And as we demo them up in my producer’s basement, I can picture them being played on the stage. It’s such a fun, daydreamy job to have. You spend so much of your time daydreaming about the future, and it’s such a blast to call that your career.”

Looking at how hot, sweet, and innocent Taylor looks is my “daydreamy job.” God I want her career to spiral down like Lindsay Lohan’s.

Dr. Conrad Murray was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter from the death of Michael Jackson, dating almost two and half years ago on June 25, 2009. The story goes kinda like this “Hee-Hee! C’mon! Give me a shit ton of medication! Eh-Hee-Hee-Hee”! “Okay, will you pay me”? Replies Conrad. “Choo Know it”! Says Jackson… Nearly 50 witnesses and 22 days of testimony the jury found the defendant guilty of abdicating his duty or of acting with reckless criminal negligence, directly causing his patient’s death. The prosecution had called Jackson’s relationship with Murray a “pharmaceutical experiment”.

Sentencing will be held November 29th where the doctor can face up to four years of jail time!

I wonder if Jackson had told him “Don’t stop till you give enough“?

Whenever he’s not driving in his “Batillac” or singing terrible music in sold old stadiums, Bieber be bangin! Mariah Yeater a 20 year old native of California, has filed a paternity lawsuit against the young Pop-Star.

Star Magazine has learned that Bieber allegedly took the then 19 year old Yeater in a private bathroom and “Fucked the Shit out of her”. The Bieber only lasted “approximately 30 seconds”. I wish his songs only lasted that long.  Yeater is seaking financial support for her baby, and probably for her to not have to work at a Wendy’s for the next eighteen years.

Bieber has sent of his lawyers to resolve this issue, more to come soon…

The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humprhies wedding took place this weekend in Montecito, CA. The couple tied the knot after only “meating” six months ago. Kim wore a traditional ivory flowing long gown made by Vera Wang. It’s safe to say that’s not the only Wang Kim had that night. She probably gobbled up Kris’s ivory/ebony Wang like the king size Twinkie she had for breakfast.

The star studded event included Ryan Seacrest, Lindey Lohan accompanied by her mother and sister, Eva Longoria, Avril Lavinge, and Mario “A/C Slater” Lopez. Wow! That list seems like the cast of an awesome reality celeb rehab show!

Anyone want to take bets on how long this disaster will last?

“On average, I take about three or four [exercise] classes a week, but five is my goal. I do everything from boot camp, which combines the treadmill and free weights, to a cardio barre class, which is a non-impact lengthening and strengthening,” the former Dancing With the Star’s host said.

“I also do Vinyasa and Bikram yoga, which of course, really gets you sweating in the 100-degree room.”

In addition to hosting, Samantha also juggles beauty product endorsements and is designing her own clothing line (not to mention motherhood!), but she refuses to let anything stand in the way of her workouts.

“When I can’t get to a class, I run the stairs on the CBS lot. It’s not the most beautiful view, but it lets me squeeze in a workout between shoots,” she says, adding that she even enlists her husband, Michael Hess, to join her sometimes

The one thing Harris doesn’t want to turn to is plastic surgery, but she says it’s a reality we all face. “You never really know what’s going to happen and how you’re going to feel in another ten years about your face and your looks. So who knows? I think we kid ourselves to think that we wouldn’t ever consider plastic surgery, but I would love not to.”