Podburglars

The Podburglars E3 2017 Extravaganza

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 05 Jul 2017 16:52:47 -0600

Hey there, roonies! This year, the Cuckburglars carve out an hour in the Giant Bomb bathroom suite and discuss getting a full Forza blowout, Sudek City, Jokes Wide Shut, and Big Bang Forces. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: Brought To You By Ads

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 11:19:27 -0600

After 6 years of ad-free podcasting, the Podburglars finally cash with advertisements. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: Meet Corburn

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Tue, 14 Feb 2017 14:17:10 -0600

Ben gets replaced by a Walt Disney clone. Victoria Holden guest stars on accident. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Follow Victoria on Twitter: http://twitter.com/sailorbee Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: TidusLaugh.mp3

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 21 Dec 2016 02:14:38 -0600

Now You See Me 3: I'm Jared From Subway. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: The President of Video Games Debate

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 02 Nov 2016 17:44:40 -0600

We've got Election Fever.

Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Pokemon Goverwatch

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 25 Aug 2016 23:24:11 -0600

Touhou is more popular than Tim & Eric.

Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Pizza Poetry

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 28 Jul 2016 20:33:08 -0600

Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Bernie Kessler

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Sat, 11 Jun 2016 11:56:52 -0600

Podburglars: Andy's Purge

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 09 May 2016 23:19:27 -0600

Podburglars: GameFacts.com

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 04 Feb 2016 13:12:05 -0600

We introduce a couple new segments in this one, including one called "what if we recorded the whole episode in person and still managed to make it sound like shit"
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: The Video Games Episode

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 04 Jan 2016 01:36:06 -0600

fake glover girls
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Podburglars: Wet Bones

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 23:36:30 -0600

In this episode we're joined by Mario creator Chelsea Saunders (@pixelatedcrown) for an in-depth discussion of Toad's origin, Dry Bones' companion Wet Bones, and Speedy Eggbert 2.
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: LIVE from Gamescom 2015

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Sat, 31 Oct 2015 22:49:03 -0600

Happy Halloween! Here's a special episode of Podburglars that definitely wasn't recorded two months ago.
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Kessler's Birthday Bonanza

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Tue, 11 Aug 2015 23:59:31 -0600

Happy birthday, Matt Kessler! For your birthday, we got you an in-depth conversation about anime, Flash-based Naruto MMOs, and commissioning Juggalo / Donkey Kong rule 34 from DeviantArt.
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Sponsored by Soylent™

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 18 Jun 2015 04:27:22 -0600

Special guest Anthony Carboni takes some time off from Bytejacker to join us for what is probably the best episode we've ever recorded. Abraham Linkin Park.
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Synbumblebee, New York

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 29 Apr 2015 18:22:25 -0600

Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Andy's Back

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 15:56:42 -0600

jesus christ
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Podburglars: Romeo & Juliet II

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 03:33:12 -0600

A special fundraiser episode to get Matt a new lung.
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: The Comedy Episode

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 01 Dec 2014 05:54:14 -0600

This week, we gave Matt some homework: come prepared with 8 jokes for us. Guess what? It went great!
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: That Picture of Homer Simpson with All the Cigarettes in His Mouth

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 27 Nov 2014 16:33:58 -0600

happy halloween
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Podburglars: Big Ol' Donut

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 18 Sep 2014 14:29:36 -0600

Nick visits Sony, Matt visits Vegas, and the Donut Man visits Podburglars Studios. (Also: lots of Bloodborne talk!)
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Montanavision

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:56:56 -0600

XBOX: YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK I'M A WOMAN'S MAN, NO TIME TO T... XBOX
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Podburglars: Happy Halloween

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 05 Jun 2014 03:25:07 -0600

stuart joins us again for another waking fucking nightmare of an episode
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Podburglars: Hannibal Two-ing It

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Tue, 29 Apr 2014 13:31:10 -0600

NBA Ballers 2: Monkey Ballers. Saint Rampart's House of Fun. Podburglars is back, baby, and this time our dude Stuart is here for a pretty big chunk of it!
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Sonic But He's A Police Officer

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Sun, 09 Mar 2014 20:45:55 -0600

WE TOTALLY RECORDED THIS EPISODE THIS MONTH I SWEAR TO GOD
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Podburglars: FUCK YOU ZAZZLE

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 14:19:09 -0600

This week: Nick defeats the monolithic Zazzle Corporation. Also: Hearthstone, duck jokes, getting into Dark Souls in February 2014, licensed Game Boy Color games, becoming a "PC gamer," Joseph Gordon-Leno, cross-buzzing off Tums and Pepto, and the return of Andy.
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Whose Pod Is It Burgleway

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 04:13:39 -0600

i'm stupid white borat. welcome to my jokes
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Podburglars: Cool But Rude

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 14:19:24 -0600

This week on Podburglars, we launch our new Miiverse segment, give our hands-on impressions of Super Backlog, and talk about Persona 4 a whole bunch. "Wait... jokes?"
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: The One Where Matt's Internet Went Out

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 22:37:15 -0600

Matt's internet died, so we recorded this episode using cell phone technology. For real. Also, Ben outlines (and potentially rats out) the craziest internet scam of all time. More like pumpkin pot. You don't want to smell what those eyes are seeing. K108.7PODBURGLARS™
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Dongy Bonga

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 17:15:13 -0600

Oops, we're Skyping again. And Matt's sick again. And we're talking about Pokémon again. And sexualizing Luigi again.
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Podburglars: Bosom Bros.

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 16:59:15 -0600

Holy shit, Matt Kessler made it to California! Also, he works at Sony now, so he's been kind enough WikiLeaks us everything he knows about the PS5, jugs, an upcoming 48-hour Teemo game jam, Persona Jesus, and throwing up on the Queen of England when he was 10.
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Podburglars: The Final Skypecast

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 03 Oct 2013 14:36:55 -0600

This is our last Skypecast. Siri, change Nick's name to Grunkus. Onions the Ogre and Waffles the Donkey.
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Doonesburglars

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Fri, 20 Sep 2013 03:49:00 -0600

Welcome to Doonesburglars, the hottest political podcast this side of the... politics! This week's installment includes such hot-button issues as Yom Kippur, Yves Guillemot Pt. 2, Goldmember and sleep gender. (NOTE: this week's Doonesburglars bonus skit is "Tom Is The Mayor Goes To The Lawyer." Enjoy!)
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: RU2M3

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Fri, 13 Sep 2013 00:45:06 -0600

In this week's Podburglars, Matt Kessler fucking plays DOTA during the fucking podcast. What the fuck.
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: DRUNKCAST

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 04 Sep 2013 19:45:33 -0600

Look, here's the deal: Nick and Ben decided it would be funny to get drunk before, during, and after this episode. By the time we finished recording, there were three spilled beers, two empty fifths of hard liquor, and one of us was bleeding. Talking points include comedy cutoffs, Yves Online, Miami Fase, and Spyder Kids. #GirlWoody
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: Matthew Kessler: Unstoppable

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Fri, 16 Aug 2013 03:14:20 -0600

Daddy Has The Hiccups. Imakuni. Sick Semper Tyrannis. Muiclac. The Herky-Jerky Coaster. Business in the butt.
Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"
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Podburglars: The Diving Bell and The Waluigi

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 05 Aug 2013 18:30:50 -0600

Our generation's Sonic Generations. Groan-Ups. Rogbert. Free eggs. #irespectbirdo
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Podburglars: Eeyore-oboros

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Sun, 21 Jul 2013 01:05:33 -0600

In the window looking ghouly and sus. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Please don't follow Andy on Twitter: http://twitter.com/AndyProblems Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: The Muk Show

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 20:11:22 -0600

This podcast is pretty much exclusively about Matt's unemployment now. And Pokémon. #damnitstrue Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: The Devil Wears Pradcast

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 00:42:11 -0600

This time around, we dig into Matt Kessler's resume and try to figure out if Wario is Mario's cousin. Also, a lot of stuff happens in between those two things. Gameburglars: Incest Has Never Been Hotter.™ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: Schrödinger's Dad

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Tue, 28 May 2013 18:41:39 -0600

Shouts out to Gruntilda, Stevia "Kern" Robinson and Birdbenmotherfather for guest-hosting this week. Here's your last chance to support Ben's Kickstarter to be super tall in Japan: http://igg.me/at/bigben Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: Titular Chap

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Sat, 11 May 2013 12:19:41 -0600

This week's episode is a hard one to describe. We've got a wide variety of unexpected special guests, including Peter Berkman from the rock and roll music band Anamanaguchi, plus brief cameos from New York stand-up comedian Skip Reynolds and Nick's horrible roommate Andy. And this is all Blu-Ray. Anamanaguchi's Kickstarter for making beautiful things: http://kck.st/138oyrp Ben's Kickstarter for being super tall: http://igg.me/at/bigben Skip Reynolds' MySpace: http://myspace.com/skipreynolds Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: E=mc²

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Sun, 05 May 2013 12:04:52 -0600

Gameburglars.LLC presents: Stouffer's® Eggo Mini's™ Uncrustables. Ben is tall. I'm the Dr. Manhattan of getting horny. Check out Ben's Indiegogo and let's get him to Japan: http://igg.me/at/bigben Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: Wake Up! It's Comedy

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 19:11:25 -0600

This week, we meet Matt Kessler's son Fernando. That's about all we're gonna say. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: A Bubbling Pool of Madness and Horniness

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:16:16 -0600

This week, Kessler embarks on a dark spiral into horniness, we say the p-word a lot, and we meet Ben Quigley, tallest gamer in the Netherlands. We also take this opportunity to distribute a quick audio survey to maybe determine what the point of this podcast is. The snakes have never been higher. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: Why's There A Hot Dog?

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:55:23 -0600

In our most avant-garde episode yet, Ben, Nick and Kessler return for another round of Podburglars. Oh, also: we don't know what "avant-garde" means. It means "really, really dumb," right? We also get a little Pavlov with this one, so when you hear the tone, expect some quality jokes. Topics include Knuckles dating sims, CD-ROMs, seedy ROMs, and Ken Latrine. Also, Kessler lapses into character as Wario. Plus: will we continue our inadvertent tradition of making some sort of Mario-themed semen joke? (Probably.) http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: Joke Hell

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:57:06 -0600

This week we talk about all sorts of cool new hot games... who are we kidding? This week we talk about Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure for, like, 45 seconds, but the rest of it is super gross. Like, "putting sugar on Frosted Flakes" gross, but also "PeteyPiranhaBukakke.WAD" gross. I’m sorry. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Croodcast #001: Three Crood Dudes

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 20:59:07 -0600

On the first-ever episode of The Croodcast - the official podcast of the The Croods fandom - Ben and Nick snag an exclusive special guest: Stuart Cleaver, fresh from the set of The Croods! Join them for a discussion of the unofficial Croods message boards, working with Nicolas Cage and Croodwig Von Beethoven, and a few other Croodsclusive treats. Theme song: Fred Flinston - "It's The Flimstones" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

#GameburglarsHotBoyz

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:11:14 -0600

On this week’s #episode of #Podburglars, we manage to talk about #McDonalds and #Birdo again. Seriously guys, we’re like #6 episodes in and we’re already running out of things to #say. Also, Kessler talks about video games IN SCHOOL!? Nick dishes on #hashtags... and we all end up talking about Lanky Kong’s penis. #BirdoCast #Podcast #FiveStars http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars: Noid Hipsters

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:58:45 -0600

On this week's episode of "Oh, No!", Kessler airs his Twitter grievances, Nick reminisces about first-person Xbox vomiting and Ben ventures into the uncharted territory known as 'inappropriate humor.' http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars S.E.: METAL GEAR????

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 19:52:51 -0600

Move over, Denzel, there are some new Great Debaters in town. Listen in on this special episode as Nick, Ben, and Kessler argue the most explosive debate in history. Who do you think won? Let us know, because we're not tired of hearing about Metal Gear. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Podburglars #2: Birdo's Holes

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 01:14:43 -0600

Just in time for Christmas, the fellas gather 'round the fire to discuss Burger King games, Olmec, inappropriate Hannukah gifts, Mario Party 9's box art and all sorts of weird shit. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Internal Affairs: 08-19-2011

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:44:00 -0600

LOOK. I'M SORRY, GUYS, OKAY? I'M SORRY. HERE IT IS.

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Yup - it's the final episode of Internal Affairs (for the foreseeable future, at least)! It has been a wild, loud, frequently pretty funny (and frequently pretty unfunny) ride, and it's totally crazy that something like 1,400 of you have stuck around for every episode. You guys are amazing, and I love each and every one of you specifically and individually. And internally! (Ew!)

As for the super-tardiness: there's no excuse. Wait, actually, there's like a bunch of excuses: in the past 48 hours, I've been in San Francisco, Dallas, Chapel Hill and Asheville. Without telling you my entire life story, today was my first day of my last year of school, only they aren't done with the dorm I'm staying in yet, so I'm stuck in a hotel room with no internet this week. Also, my phone's dead. It's the worst! But I'm still getting this podcast up! Because I care so much!

Anyways, yeah! This podcast was a blast to do, and was one of the many highlights of my internship. I hope you guys enjoy this last one, plus the slow trickle of remaining intern content you'll see posted to the site over the next week or so. Thanks for letting us into y'all's hearts this summer! we'll miss u

Internal Affairs: 08-10-2011

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:43:00 -0600

It's the second to last episode of Internal Affairs, and we totally squandered it a conversation about Trix cereal, Matt LeBlanc and other dumb things! Aw, man!

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in this, the penultimate episode of Internal Affairs (for summer 2011, at least!), things are livelier than ever! We jaw about cereal, the premiere of the Spook Look, GB downtime, BART downtime and Matt LeBlanc. Dig it!

Internal Affairs: 08-03-2011

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 14:42:00 -0600

It's been a crazy seven days for the Whiskey interns! Yeah, there's a teeny bit of Farmville discussion in there, but it's mostly a blend of soundboard abuse, Luigi's Mansion talk and premonitions of the impending punksportsalypse. Enjoy!

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Man, this was a super fun episode to record. Also: To the dude who sent us an email asking about our Twitter accounts: you got it!

Nick Robinson: Babylonian

Ben Pack: PackBenPack

Matt Kessler: MattBodega

Steve: LemonPuddingPop

I'll end this post with some statistics: according to Feedburner, we're up to 334 RSS subscribers, and the individual episodes have at least 1,100 downloads each. You guys are seriously the best!

Internal Affairs: 07-27-2011

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:38:00 -0600

We did it. We autotuned Kessler. You're welcome. If you're already listening, stick around for discussion of Miyazaki films, midnight livestreams and more!

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Now for a little housekeeping: our iTunes feed is finally in working order! The podcast name, the episode descriptions, the album art: it's ALL THERE. The release dates for the first four episodes got a little bit jacked up in the process, but dude, whatever, that's internet for you. It's all smooth sailing from here!

If you're curious about that Johann Sebastian Joust game we mentioned, the official website is right here, complete with a useful video showing you what exactly the hell it is.

Thanks again for listening, guys!

Internal Affairs: 07-20-2011

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 14:36:00 -0600

Lotsa broadswords, lotsa meatballs. The good joke siren. Astroklepek. Sunny Funny Woo-Woos. Friday Nightlights. Flunked Up. MoanZone. Special guests technically include Matthew Rorie and Ryan Davis. (This is mostly a lie.)

Oh, also: we're a Wednesday podcast now. HANDLE IT.

As per usual, direct all electronic mail correspondence to interns AT whiskeymedia DOT com.

Internal Affairs: 07-15-2011

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:35:00 -0600

The third episode of Internal Affairs happened, and it's my favorite episode yet.

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What uuuuuup! Matt Kessler's back, Steve II has departed and our third episode is upon us! Jump in and enjoy this episode LOADED TO THE GILLS with information on Quick Looks, Harry Potter spoilers, Nintendownload trailers and other stuff! It's a 27-minute party, and you guys are invited.

It's also come to my attention that, despite our iTunes presence being totally jacked, we already have over 100 subscribers! You guys are the sweetest. This week is gonna be the week I move everything over to an RSS feed that isn't just a Giant Bomb blog, and that should fix 1000% of our display issues. Thanks for your patience, and I hope you guys dig the new episode!

Internal Affairs: 07-08-2011

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 14:31:00 -0600

It's our second episode, and this one's all over the place! This time, we've got two new Intern Steves 'round the podcast table: Steve "Lemon" Ramirez and Steve "EpicSteve" Beynon. Join us as we discuss the new intern, Lemon's first I Love Mondays, Steve's deployment to Afghanistan and more! Dragon Ball Zmight get mentioned once or twice. Who cares.

OH, ALSO: we're on iTunes now! It ain't pretty, but it works! (If you're having trouble getting the new episode: hit subscribe, go to Podcasts, click Internal Affairs, then click Refresh in the lower-right corner.)

Internal Affairs: 06-30-2011

nick@nckrbnsn.com (Nick Robinson, Ben Pack and Matt Kessler) — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 12:05:00 -0600

Hey, you guys like Whiskey Media, right? Well, good! Because we ('we' being myself, Matt Kessler and Ben Pack) just created a brand-new podcast from within WM's hallowed halls. In it, we discuss what each of us have been doing here, how working at Whiskey Media has lived up to our expectations and a handful of other things that have nothing to do with Whiskey Media at all! Brace yourselves, homies.

Honestly, I'm actually feeling pretty good about how this dumb little experiment turned out. These two dudes might be the funniest guys I've met since moving to San Francisco, and recording a podcast with them was exactly as fun as I'd hoped. As I'm the one hosting this zany thing, Ryan was kind enough to give me moderately extensive podcast production lessons, so the whole thing came out sounding quite nice. We kept it short at under half an hour long, since you guys have no shortage of podcasts to listen to.

Depending on the response to this initial episode, this is totally a thing we could see ourselves doing on the weekly. A second episode would likely include appearances by the other two interns (at the time of recording, Lemon was busy with a Tested shoot and Steve II hadn't had his first day of work yet), as well as an email segment where we answer your questions on what life at Whiskey Media is like. Or on whatever you feel like asking us. We're not picky. Interns at whiskeymedia dot com. Hit us up, k?

Anyways, yeah! We're super open to your feedback about this whole thing. Feel free to leave a comment letting us know whether you liked it, what you'd change and what you'd like to hear in the future. Thanks for your time, duders!