The NotHans Podcast

Episode 41: New Adventures

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 07 Sep 2025 03:15:03 +0000

The George and Daddy podcast returns with new theme music… and stories about some “new” adventures to New York and New Hampshire. From our eating of a doughnut at New York City’s most famous place, Krispy Kreme, to our heroic climb of Mt. Washington.

A doughnut on a mountain?

Episode 40: Stop Eating My Cookies

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 15 Dec 2024 01:41:15 +0000

George took over The NotHans Podcast. George tells us about ice skating, being a DJ, math, and what he asked Santa for this Christmas. George also lets everyone know what Santa said to me… STOP EATING MY COOKIES. We want to thank our sponsor, Funny Voices. We hope everyone has a happy holiday season. See you next year.

Stop Eating My Cookies

Episode 39: Day at the Beach

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 09 Jul 2023 16:40:12 +0000

George tells us all about his trip to see grandpa and his recent day at the beach. This was our first beach day of the summer and we had snacks, swam, and built sandcastles. We introduce our new sponsor, Banana Computers, and a new segment called “S.P.E.L.L.”.

Episode 38: GeorgeBot 3000 Powered by ChatGPT

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 04 Jun 2023 19:52:24 +0000

George is back for another episode of The NotHans Podcast. This episode has three sponsors, none of which know that they are sponsoring the episode. George covers math, giggles, projects from Crunch Labs, his trip to Washington, DC, and a loose tooth. George also debuts his new character, GeorgeBot 3000, powered by ChatGPT.

Episode 37: Vehicles

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sat, 18 Feb 2023 15:20:00 +0000

George has a lot to say about vehicles in this episode of The NotHans Podcast. Tune in to hear from our latest sponsor, Obedient Frenchies, get the latest weather update, and venture into two-digit math problems.

Vehicles

Episode 36: Something’s Fishy Around Here

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sat, 21 Jan 2023 18:31:09 +0000

George co-hosts a new episode to kick off 2023. George shares the big news about Phineas Scharler. He gives us an impression of our new fish and tells us about mathematics, electricity, and LEDs. We introduce a new sponsor of the show.

Phineas Scharler

Episode 35: Teleportation

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Tue, 06 Sep 2022 00:48:00 +0000

George is back after a summer of fun and ready to start school. He tells me that he is going to invent a teleportation system using his kindergarten education. George shares his summer experience at Hershey Park and tells about our new sponsor: Stinky Feet. We also do the giggles and the math.

George’s Teleportation System

Episode 34: Going to the Zoo

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Mon, 30 May 2022 17:45:34 +0000

We return with a new episode of The NotHans Podcast. George tells us about his summer plans, shares some giggles, and lets us know the ABCs. George also recreates a trip to the zoo where we see zebras, pigs, and 100 monkeys.

100 Monkeys?

Episode 33: Basketball Jones

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sat, 22 Jan 2022 21:34:15 +0000

Geoge returns as cohost of The NotHans Podcast. He gets the giggles out, does the math, shares his latest Spanish words, and tells us all about basketball. George wears himself on this podcast telling a long story about Charlie Brown and doing his favorite sounds. Like and subscribe.

Episode 32: Happy New Year

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 02 Jan 2022 00:24:39 +0000

George is back for a new podcast in the New Year with a new microphone. We introduce a new segment on The NotHans Podcast, the sneeze giggles. We talk about the New Year, our new microphone, the Pittsburgh Steelers, math, and Spanish. Happy New Year.

Episode 31: The ABC Song

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Wed, 24 Nov 2021 23:00:25 +0000

We got the sillies on this episode of The NotHans Podcast. George returns as the co-host. George shares some stories, his version of the ABC song, and introduces us to his monster character. We hope everyone has a great holiday season, stays healthy, and gets to be silly.

Episode 30: Going for a Drive

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sat, 27 Feb 2021 21:39:55 +0000

George returns, again. It’s been a hell of a year and George tells us about some things that he learned, he tells us about how he took down a tornado, and we go for a drive to Target and McDonald’s. George also introduces a new segment to The NotHans Podcast: the fart giggles.

Episode 29: The Big 10

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 20:00:47 +0000

George and I watched some Curious George videos on PBS Kids. George recaps what he saw in remarkable detail on The NotHans Podcast. We also determine what big numbers are, how to spell George, what color is red, and what day of the week it is. AND, the giggles are back.

Episode 28: The Giggles

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Fri, 20 Mar 2020 19:42:58 +0000

Sometimes you get the cases of the giggles. George is back once again as the co-host of The NotHans Podcast… THE NOTHANS PODCAST. George answers the age-old question: Do you like school or daddy better? He recreates the sound from mama tooting and a snowblower. The microphone tastes sour.

Episode 27: I am a Robot

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Mon, 09 Mar 2020 02:31:31 +0000

Be. Boop. I am a robot. George returns as the co-host of The NotHans Podcast. We learn what color shirt was in his school pictures. He sings his ABCs with piano accompaniment. George also tells us about a fire alarm in alarming detail.

Episode 26: I Made an Elephant

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sat, 08 Feb 2020 16:38:26 +0000

George tells us about what he made at school and updates us on the latest weather conditions. We also introduce new segments: “That’s Mine”, “My Turn”, “What’s Dat?”, and “What’s Your Favorite Color?”.

Episode 25: Stinky Feet

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Fri, 31 Jan 2020 02:49:02 +0000

In this episode of The NotHans Podcast, George and I talk about mom’s stinky feet. George shares his impressions of a dinosaur, Stella, Dad, Mom, and a turtle.

Episode 24: George Takes Over The NotHans Podcast

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Thu, 23 Jan 2020 03:05:46 +0000

George is 2 and he is taking over everything in the house. Now, it’s my podcast. He wanted to try out my new microphone – The HyperX QuadCast. The language get s a little blue towards the end. Enjoy George co-hosting The NotHans Podcast!

Episode 23: 10th Anniversary

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 30 Sep 2018 21:04:05 +0000

Wow! 10 years of The NotHans Podcast! In this episode, Hans’ mom drops in, we get political, Hans plays a classic standup comedy bit from 1997, and Hans reads some listener email. The episode is sponsored by Ted’s Burgers and Frank Dickens’ Petting Zoo.

Episode 22: Spring Fever

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 07:43:50 +0000

Spring is in the air at The NotHans Podcast. Huck got a change of water. Hans got some new white shoes to match his all-black outfits. On this week’s episode, Hans Scharler reads some listener email from Hannah from Great Falls, Montana and Stan Smartass gives us some Positive Harmony. This show also features a new sponsor, “Ted’s Burgers.”

Episode 21: Back in the Saddle

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 07:17:25 +0000

This show features listener email, Frank Dickens Petting Zoo ad, and a classic clip of The NotHans Podcast. Hans Scharler discusses the new topless coffee shop in Maine — The Grandview — and explores his inner child with Positive Harmony. Hans is back in the saddle with a long over-due episode.

Episode 20: The Best of Show

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:21:58 +0000

Every once in a while (Blackhawk) you have to stop and reflect on the amazing run that you’ve had. That reflection is this new episode of The NotHans Podcast. Hans Scharler explores the volumes of comedic work from the previous 19 episodes and shares his favorite clips and his inspirational moments, all to create a jam packed episode that will mark a watershed moment in podcasting. Does she still think about me? Every once in a while.

Obama Nation

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:31:35 +0000

Hans Scharler explains that his previous endorsement of John McCain was taken out of context. Hans also shows his support of Barack Hussein Obama with a musical montage. Stan Smartass drops some “Positive Harmony” on The NotHans Podcast. This episode also includes some movie discussion of High School Musical 3: Senior Year, Zack and Miri Make a Porno and Quantum Leap of Solace.

Tina Fey and 30 Rock

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:51:56 +0000

Hans Scharler of The NotHans Podcast is a big fan of 30 Rock and Tina Fey’s work from SNL to her impression of Sarah Palin. On this episode, Hans interviews Tina Fey and discusses 30 Rock. We also find out that Tina Fey is working on other celebrity impressions like Britney Spears. Other segments on the episode include another message from Frank Dickens, Rock the Vote, Iron Man Halloween costume malfunction, and a new PayPal request.

Dow Te Ching

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:02:54 +0000

Hans Scharler discusses important topics and hits America hard with some straight-talk about the economy. Also on this episode, we feature a new sponsor, “Frank Dickens’ Petting Zoo“, some new sound effects, a clip of Chocolate Rain, a Britney Spears Moment, and a discussion of “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”.

From the DMZ to the RNC

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:01:36 +0000

In this episode of The NotHans Podcast, Hans Scharler gets political and shares his thoughts on Sarah Palin and the rest of the nominees. This episode also includes “Livin’ on the Edge”, remarks on Hurricane Ike, listener email, and an update on the iPod giveaway. Hans recommends the DVD’s from Dana Carvey and Brian Regan.

Olympic Medals and Double Churn Ice Cream

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:10:17 +0000

Hans Scharler discusses the Olympics, the Olympic Medal winners, and the difference between medal and metal. This episode of The NotHans Podcast also includes some urgent news and a commentary about double churn ice cream.

I am Batman

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:18:02 +0000

On this week’s episode, Hans Scharler takes a deeper look at the new Batman movie, “The Dark Knight”. Hans says that Heath Ledger’s Joker is “Creepy and Charismatic”. Also, included in this show are “Positive Harmony” and a recap of a month long trip to the deep South.

I Kissed a Girl

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:11:31 +0000

Hans Scharler hosts this week’s episode of the The NotHans Podcast. Hans discusses “I Kissed a Girl“, reviews the latest movie releases, and reads some listener email. Other segments include Huck “The Dolphin” Finn, Hans’ Mom, tuba playing, and a new one called, “Livin’ on the Edge”. There is also a new website at nothans.com/podcast.

Interview with Johnny 5

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:47:22 +0000

On this week’s episode of The NotHans Podcast, brought to you by rackets, Hans interviews Johnny 5, the robotic actor from Short Circuit. Number 5 is alive and has lots to say about WALL-E. Hans shares his bucket list and thoughts on the 4th of July. We also get an update on the iPod giveaway.

Presidential Candidate Endorsement

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:29:03 +0000

Hans Scharler gets political while discussing the match up of McCain vs. Obama and officially endorses a presidential candidate. Hans also takes a look at entertainment and sporting news on this week’s episode. He does a little voice acting.

Big Brown Exclusive Interview

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:26:37 +0000

The NotHans Podcast gets the exclusive interview to recap the Belmont Stakes and discusses what “Big Brown” couldn’t do for you. Other segments include “Positive Harmony” and the top movies at this weekend’s box office.

Sex and the City

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:11:09 +0000

On this week’s episode, Hans recaps his experience at the premiere and reviews the movie, “Sex and the City“. Other segments include politically correct news, premature science, dolphin sightings, and listener email.

The King of Kong

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:58:50 +0000

This episode of The NotHans Podcast includes listener email, an update on the iPod giveaway, and a review of the documentary, “The King of Kong“. There’s a leak in the basement. Hans’ Mom tells Hanzie that she will fix the leak.

billyvssteve.com

The Year of the Rat

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:46:32 +0000

On this week’s episode Hans Scharler shares his fortune from a fortune cookie. This podcast also includes some urgent news, the first PayPal listener request, and awkward situations.

Blockbuster Movies and Politics

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:00:16 +0000

Hans Scharler reviews the Top 5 movies at this week’s box office. This episode includes some politics, stand-up, and listener email. The show is being sponsored by “Truckers” – junk in the trunk since 1942.

My Mom Makes Her Podcast Debut

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:54:51 +0000

Hans Scharler opens the electronic mailbag and reads some listener email. Hans’ mom makes an appearance on this episode brought to you by light bulbs. We also get to listen in on Hans calling a woman.

Getting Political and Reading the News

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Fri, 30 May 2008 12:42:07 +0000

Hans Scharler finally gets political. This episode includes comments on the election, ADHD, unicorns, and mobile telephones. Hans also reads the news.

The Chris Farley Show Book Review

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Wed, 28 May 2008 05:03:50 +0000

Comedy writer Hans Scharler reviews the book, “The Chris Farley Show” by Tom Farley, Jr. and Tanner Colby. This episode also includes his Nashville Star audition tape and an iPod giveaway contest. thechrisfarleyshow.com chrisfarleyfoundation.com

Listener Email and a Crazy Character

hans@nothans.com (Hans Scharler) — Mon, 26 May 2008 23:06:33 +0000

In this episode, Hans Scharler fulfills the request of a listener. Other segments include “I love cereal”, iPod giveaway, “The I can’t read” character, and comments about the new Indiana Jones movie.