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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2enclosuresfull.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><!--Generated by Site Server v6.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com) on Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:19:19 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Oh No Ross and Carrie</title><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/</link><lastBuildDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 02:36:28 +0000</lastBuildDate><language>en-US</language><generator>Site Server v6.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com)</generator><itunes:author>Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Oh No, Ross and Carrie!, the show where we don’t just report on spirituality, fringe science and the paranormal (from a scientific, evidence-based standpoint), but dive right in by joining religions, attending spiritual events, undergoing “alte</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Welcome to Oh No, Ross and Carrie!, the show where we don’t just report on spirituality, fringe science and the paranormal (from a scientific, evidence-based standpoint), but dive right in by joining religions, attending spiritual events, undergoing “alternative” treatments, partaking in paranormal investigations, and more. At Oh No, Ross and Carrie!, we show up, so you don’t have to. Each episode deals with a single topic in a twenty-to-forty minute segment. Our website also features web exclusives including interviews and bloopers. Join us as we ask tough questions, explore the nature of belief, and always find the humor in life’s biggest mysteries.</itunes:summary><description>Welcome to Oh No, Ross and Carrie!, the show where we don’t just report on spirituality, fringe science and the paranormal (from a scientific, evidence-based standpoint), but dive right in by joining religions, attending spiritual events, undergoing “alternative” treatments, partaking in paranormal investigations, and more. At Oh No, Ross and Carrie!, we show up, so you don’t have to. Each episode deals with a single topic in a twenty-to-forty minute segment. Our website also features web exclusives including interviews and bloopers. Join us as we ask tough questions, explore the nature of belief, and always find the humor in life’s biggest mysteries.</description><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:keywords>Investigation,Mormon,Kabbala,skeptic,religion,Ross,Carrie,OhNo,genetics,physic,palm,reading,Reiki,bigfoot,Bob,Larson,exorcism,enlargement,PRO,LIFE,clinic,cupping,astrology,colon,cleanse,Raelian,creationist,homeopathic,overdose,oxygen,toxin</itunes:keywords><itunes:image href="http://rossblocher.com/onrac/ohnorossandcarrie_ep34_full.jpg" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast" /><feedburner:info uri="ohnopodcast" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><media:thumbnail url="http://rossblocher.com/onrac/ohnorossandcarrie_ep34_full.jpg" /><media:keywords>Investigation,Mormon,Kabbala,skeptic,religion,Ross,Carrie,OhNo,genetics,physic,palm,reading,Reiki,bigfoot,Bob,Larson,exorcism,enlargement,PRO,LIFE,clinic,cupping,astrology,colon,cleanse,Raelian,creationist,homeopathic,overdose,oxygen,toxin</media:keywords><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Religion &amp; Spirituality/Other</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Comedy</media:category><itunes:owner><itunes:email>ian@ohnopodcast.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:category text="Religion &amp; Spirituality"><itunes:category text="Other" /></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><item><title>Ross and Carrie Take A Sound Bath: The Integratron Experience</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2013 02:24:16 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2013/6/1/ross-and-carrie-take-a-sound-bath-the-integratron-experience</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:51aaacf8e4b08b27fbc01853</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaad03e4b054d2e099380c/1370139912109/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We know what you're thinking. Is that Robert Downey Jr. And Drew Barrymore at the alien-designed sound bath in the middle of the California desert? No, it's Ross and Carrie, healing themselves with sound. Miss this, and you'll lose a ton of negative ions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/-VMSaKf4f8A/OhNoRossAndCarrie_35_RossAndCarrieTakeASoundBath.mp3"&gt;Download Episode&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/-Je6VdohcWE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We know what you're thinking. Is that Robert Downey Jr. And Drew Barrymore at the alien-designed sound bath in the middle of the California desert? No, it's Ross and Carrie, healing themselves with sound. Miss this, and you'll lose a ton of negative ions.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Sound,Bath,ions</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:56:50</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/-VMSaKf4f8A/OhNoRossAndCarrie_35_RossAndCarrieTakeASoundBath.mp3" fileSize="41027438" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/-VMSaKf4f8A/OhNoRossAndCarrie_35_RossAndCarrieTakeASoundBath.mp3" length="41027438" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaedbe4b02509ec25fa59/1370140379455/OhNoRossAndCarrie_35_RossAndCarrieTakeASoundBath.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie At The Oxygen Bar: Paying to Breathe Air</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 15:20:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2013/5/1/ross-and-carrie-at-the-oxygen-bar-paying-to-breathe-air</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:51813387e4b05640e82da33f</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/518133ade4b00f39571a59cf/1367421872686/ohnorossandcarrie_ep34_full.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you've heard of oxygen bars, then you're living in the 21st century. If you haven't heard of them, then you're Ross. But hey! Now he knows what they are, because he and Carrie traveled to Los Angeles' finest (read: only?) oxygen bar to suck double the normal amount of oxygen into their noses. Or is that 4% more? No one seems to know. In any case, Ross inhales Sex on the Beach and Carrie tries to find out what a toxin is... again! Listen as Ross and Carrie pay to Breathe Air!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/jlvbapDpYIk/OhNoRossAndCarrie_34_RossAndCarrieAtTheOxygenBar.mp3"&gt;Download Episode&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/VbyB64HNbPc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie travel to LA's finest (read: only?) oxygen bar to suck double the normal amount of oxygen into their noses. Or is it 4% more? No one seems to know. In any case, Ross inhales Sex on the Beach and Carrie asks what a toxin is... again!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Oxygen,Air,Toxin,Noses</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:39:12</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/51813387e4b05640e82da33f/1367432390604/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep34_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/jlvbapDpYIk/OhNoRossAndCarrie_34_RossAndCarrieAtTheOxygenBar.mp3" fileSize="28332508" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/jlvbapDpYIk/OhNoRossAndCarrie_34_RossAndCarrieAtTheOxygenBar.mp3" length="28332508" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51813448e4b00f39571a5adf/1367422024331/OhNoRossAndCarrie_34_RossAndCarrieAtTheOxygenBar.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Meet Meghan!</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:48:37 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2013/4/29/ross-and-carrie-meet-meghan</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:517f4d36e4b051aa0c8fbc5f</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/517f4d44e4b0337a3029cf16/1367297350974/ohnorossandcarrie_ep33_full.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;After our genotyping tests told us Carrie is Native American and Ross might have dormant Restless Leg Syndrome, we thought we better talk to an expert before Carrie started calling up the US government and demanding reparations. Enter Meghan Gillespie, a certified genetic counselor with a Masters degree in Genetics from Sarah Lawrence College. Listen as she politely tells us everything we got wrong, and why genotyping can be great... and also infuriating. It's Ross and Carrie meet Meghan!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/ESLbSwBnpMg/OhNoRossAndCarrie_33_RossAndCarrieMeetMeghan.mp3"&gt;Episode Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/ensyZWWf0Qo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>After our DNA tests said Carrie was Native American and Ross has Secret Restless Legs (TM), we thought we better see an expert. Meghan Gillespie, a geneticist, politely tells us all we got wrong, and why genotyping can be great... and also infuriating.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Interview,Meghan,Gillespie,Genetics</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:37:17</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/517f4d36e4b051aa0c8fbc5f/1367339399514/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep33_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/ESLbSwBnpMg/OhNoRossAndCarrie_33_RossAndCarrieMeetMeghan.mp3" fileSize="26949229" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/ESLbSwBnpMg/OhNoRossAndCarrie_33_RossAndCarrieMeetMeghan.mp3" length="26949229" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/517f4e12e4b0f2c07593fc6c/1367297554473/OhNoRossAndCarrie_33_RossAndCarrieMeetMeghan.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Genotype Their DNA: The Neanderthal Connection</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 04:07:58 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2013/4/1/ross-and-carrie-genotype-their-dna-the-neanderthal-connection</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:515a59b1e4b063d29d1be36f</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515a5b96e4b063d29d1be754/1364876184581/ohnorossandcarrie_ep32_full.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;New episode! Ross and Carrie swap spit with the fine folks at 23andMe and find out all kinds of interesting information about the diseases they will and won’t die from. Carrie now has an excuse for her OCD, and Ross wonders why his legs aren’t restless. They also trace their family histories and learn which celebrities and famous hominids they can call family.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/zLGnyYEhMGI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_32_RossAndCarrieGenotypeTheirDNA.mp3"&gt;Download Episode&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/X583uPqpxeE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie swap spit with the fine folks at 23andMe and find out all kinds of interesting information about the diseases they will and won’t die from, as well as which celebrities and famous hominids they can call family.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,23andMe,genetics,DNA</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:44:24</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/515a59b1e4b063d29d1be36f/1364936113661/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep32_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/zLGnyYEhMGI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_32_RossAndCarrieGenotypeTheirDNA.mp3" fileSize="32076691" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/zLGnyYEhMGI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_32_RossAndCarrieGenotypeTheirDNA.mp3" length="32076691" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515a5c1ce4b01cd3b024430a/1364876316925/OhNoRossAndCarrie_32_RossAndCarrieGenotypeTheirDNA.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie and the Palmistry Mystery</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 21:35:03 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2013/3/1/ross-and-carrie-and-the-palmistry-mystery.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fb17</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb70/1362674918418/ohnorossandcarrie_ep31.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;New episode! Join us, Ross and Carrie, as we travel to the heart of Los Angeles'  psychic district to have our palms read. Is Carrie going to Hell? Is Ross a  loving husband or a passionless bore? Plus, in a battle of charm, one of our  psychics wins HANDILY over the other. Will it be the blonde Christian or the  brunette dog-lover? Find out all this and more as we hand over our latest  episode.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/3euyWJbES_s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ross and Carrie and the Palmistry Mystery</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie travel to the heart of Los Angeles' psychic district to have their palms read. Is Carrie going to Hell? Is Ross a loving husband or a passionless bore? Plus, in a battle of charm, one of our psychics wins HANDILY over the other.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Psychics,investigation,skeptic,palm,reading</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:51:34</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/UsIbJr-4md0/OhNoRossAndCarrie_31_RossAndCarrieAndThePalmistryMystery.mp3" fileSize="37231526" type="audio/mp3" /><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/UsIbJr-4md0/OhNoRossAndCarrie_31_RossAndCarrieAndThePalmistryMystery.mp3" length="37231526" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5138d9b2e4b0908a3a99cafb/1362680242523/OhNoRossAndCarrie_31_RossAndCarrieAndThePalmistryMystery.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Get Saged: Reiking in the Dough Edition?</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 17:22:51 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2013/2/1/ross-and-carrie-get-saged-reiking-in-the-dough-edition.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fb12</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb4b/1362674918830/ohnorossandcarrie_ep30.jpeg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carrie and Ross pay $120 each to talk to a hot older woman about how great they are, have her vaguely wave her hands over them, and send them on their merry way. Sounds like just a good evening? Well, it's actually the Reiki practitioner's solution to migraines and back pain! Join us as we learn which wild animals represent the spirits of North, South, East and West, have our feet blessed, and try not to giggle as a rattle is used to ward off evil. (Spoiler: Carrie fails at that last thing.)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/LdesD8jo7Z8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ross and Carrie Get Saged: Reiking in the Dough Edition?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Carrie and Ross pay $240 to talk to a hot older woman about how great they are, have her vaguely wave her hands over them, and send them on their way. Just a hot date? Nope, it's actually the Reiki practitioner's solution to migraines and back pain!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Reiki,Migraines,Investigation,ward,eveil</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:57:27</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/9pNLY0njHWg/OhNoRossAndCarrie_30_RossAndCarrieGetSaged.mp3" fileSize="41454685" type="audio/mp3" /><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/9pNLY0njHWg/OhNoRossAndCarrie_30_RossAndCarrieGetSaged.mp3" length="41454685" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5154f9cee4b01a74bb7b8086/1364523470195/OhNoRossAndCarrie_30_RossAndCarrieGetSaged.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Break Up: The Sedona and Bigfoot Edition</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 05:45:44 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2013/1/2/ross-and-carrie-break-up-the-sedona-and-bigfoot-edition.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fb0e</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb47/1362674918546/ohnorossandcarrie_ep29.jpeg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode, Ross and Carrie part ways to see who can take the more unusual vacation. Carrie travels to Sedona, Arizona, the heart of extraordinary claims, to see if it really contains four special energy 'vortexes' to send her into an emotional tizzy and bring her in contact with her masculine side. Will she be overcome with the euphoric power of spinning energy? And meanwhile, how does Ross fare at the Bigfoot Discovery Museum? Does he spot the Sasquatch? Find out in episode 29!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/KfxZqJ2U2Ig" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Carrie travels to Sedona, AZ, to see if it really contains four special energy 'vortexes' to send her into a euphoric tizzy and bring her in contact with her masculinity. Plus, join Ross at the Bigfoot Discovery Museum as he tries to spot the Sasquatch.</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:06:04</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/--NH25elh60/OhNoRossAndCarrie_29_RossAndCarrieBreakUp.mp3" fileSize="31822323" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><itunes:keywords>Investigation,Mormon,Kabbala,skeptic,religion,Ross,Carrie,OhNo,genetics,physic,palm,reading,Reiki,bigfoot,Bob,Larson,exorcism,enlargement,PRO,LIFE,clinic,cupping,astrology,colon,cleanse,Raelian,creationist,homeopathic,overdose,oxygen,toxin</itunes:keywords><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/--NH25elh60/OhNoRossAndCarrie_29_RossAndCarrieBreakUp.mp3" length="31822323" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515508f4e4b052be772e653f/1364527348521/OhNoRossAndCarrie_29_RossAndCarrieBreakUp.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Get Some Exorcise: Teenage Exorcist Edition</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 01:07:11 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/12/1/ross-and-carrie-get-some-exorcise-teenage-exorcist-edition.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fb0a</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb49/1362674918477/ohnorossandcarrie_ep28.jpeg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Feeling rejected? Depressed? Been the victim of abuse? Well, you just may have a demon. Join Ross and Carrie as they meet Bob Larson and his team of teenage exorcists. They will shout, hit you with their Bibles and fix all your problems.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/UjuFuaODlwY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Feeling rejected? Depressed? Been the victim of abuse? Well, you just may have a demon. Join Ross and Carrie as they meet Bob Larson and his team of teenage exorcists. They will shout, hit you with their Bibles and fix all your problems.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Investigation,Exorcism,Bob,Larson,demon</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:59:43</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/nDAZ2JGCMt8/OhNoRossAndCarrie_28_RossAndCarrieGetSomeExorcise.mp3" fileSize="28768281" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/nDAZ2JGCMt8/OhNoRossAndCarrie_28_RossAndCarrieGetSomeExorcise.mp3" length="28768281" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5155b792e4b0fc0d946552f9/1364572050586/OhNoRossAndCarrie_28_RossAndCarrieGetSomeExorcise.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Touch Themselves: Breast and Penis Enlargement Edition</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 06:33:51 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/11/2/ross-and-carrie-touch-themselves-breast-and-penis-enlargemen.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fb07</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb6a/1362674918422/ohnorossandcarrie_ep27.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;EXTEND YOUR PODCAST ENJOYMENT GUARANTEED! Try this episode RISK-FREE and you will experience pleasure heretofore unknown in parts of your inner ear you didn't even know existed. This all-natural blend of boob pumps, breast enlargement creams, titty soap, stiffy stretchers, penis pills, and patented formula Ejacublow will bring you the results YOU desire in less than one hour. Feel confident! Meet the new you! Join Ross and Carrie as they attempt to enlarge their naughty bits!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/_mUoHtQAXO8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>EXTEND YOUR PODCAST ENJOYMENT GUARANTEED! Try this episode RISK-FREE and see the results YOU desire in minutes. Feel confident! Meet the new you! Join Ross and Carrie as they attempt to enlarge their naughty bits with creams, stretchers, pumps and more!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>breast,penis,enlargment,investigation,brest,pump,cream,ejacublow</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:55:14</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/igaCfC_6jfI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_27_RossAndCarrieTouchThemselves.mp3" fileSize="26615377" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/igaCfC_6jfI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_27_RossAndCarrieTouchThemselves.mp3" length="26615377" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5155b902e4b0fc0d946556e2/1364572418862/OhNoRossAndCarrie_27_RossAndCarrieTouchThemselves.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Make Babies: The Pro-Life Pregnancy Clinic Investigation</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 14:10:51 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/10/2/ross-and-carrie-make-babies-the-pro-life-pregnancy-clinic-in.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fb02</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb33/1362674916823/ohnorossandcarrie_ep26.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The parents are unwed, they have very little money saved, they subsist entirely on handouts from supporters, and the child's destined to be a controversial figure. Would you abort this baby? YOU JUST ABORTED THE PRO-LIFE CLINIC INVESTIGATION EPISODE OF "OH NO, ROSS AND CARRIE"! In this episode, Carrie and Ross pop into an anti-abortion counseling clinic, pretend Carrie is knocked up, ask questions about fetal pain, and cry. Plus, Carrie is forced to read the Sinner's Prayer. If you want more from an episode than this, we don't even know what to do with you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/CFioEVW9B88" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Carrie and Ross pop into an anti-abortion counseling clinic, pretend Carrie is knocked up, ask questions about fetal pain, and cry. Plus, Carrie is forced to read the Sinner's Prayer.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Pregnancy,Abortion</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:57:21</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/HRgEV25eyoA/OhNoRossAndCarrie_26_RossAndCarrieMakeBabies.mp3" fileSize="27626861" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/HRgEV25eyoA/OhNoRossAndCarrie_26_RossAndCarrieMakeBabies.mp3" length="27626861" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5155baffe4b02f77ba71f698/1364572927614/OhNoRossAndCarrie_26_RossAndCarrieMakeBabies.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Engage in Cupping: Our Skin Runneth Over</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 18:39:37 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/9/1/ross-and-carrie-engage-in-cupping-our-skin-runneth-over.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fb00</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb6c/1362674918399/ohnorossandcarrie_ep25.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know those days when you want to get all your back fat sucked into several small cups with FIRE, and then leave the cups there to bruise? You know, to ease your Chi stagnation? In this episode, Ross and Carrie do just that. Your (nearly) fearless hosts visit two different cupping practitioners, complain about their neck pain, and try out the ancient practice of getting hickeys all over your back. It's all here in episode 25.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/HPt8DxMIgUc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>You know those days when you want to get all your back fat sucked into several small cups with FIRE, and then leave the cups there to bruise? In this episode, Ross and Carrie use the ancient art of cupping to try to ease their neck pain.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Cupping,bruise,Chi</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:46:55</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/saWuU8Cu7OA/OhNoRossAndCarrie_25_RossAndCarrieEngageInCupping.mp3" fileSize="22615505" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/saWuU8Cu7OA/OhNoRossAndCarrie_25_RossAndCarrieEngageInCupping.mp3" length="22615505" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5155bbbfe4b02f77ba71f86e/1364573119017/OhNoRossAndCarrie_25_RossAndCarrieEngageInCupping.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Ask Astrologers: What's Your Sign?</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 16:19:33 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/8/6/ross-and-carrie-ask-astrologers-whats-your-sign.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1faff</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb5a/1362674919184/ohnorossandcarrie_ep24.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This month, Leo and Cancer align to investigate the ancient practice of astrology and learn the function of a conjunction. Ross and Carrie have their star charts read, and then Carrie visits an astrologer to the stars while Ross looks for love in all the wrong places.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/Cg6ISWX2puk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This month, Leo and Cancer align to investigate the ancient practice of astrology and learn the function of a conjunction. With their star charts decoded, Carrie visits an astrologer to the stars while Ross looks for love in all the wrong places.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Astrology,Leo,Cancer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:00:35</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/vuoRcYzay1U/OhNoRossAndCarrie_24_RossAndCarrieAskAstrologers.mp3" fileSize="29189284" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/vuoRcYzay1U/OhNoRossAndCarrie_24_RossAndCarrieAskAstrologers.mp3" length="29189284" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5155bd34e4b0ec1768d349f5/1364573492330/OhNoRossAndCarrie_24_RossAndCarrieAskAstrologers.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Colon-ize: Colon Cleansing and Hydrotherapy Edition</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2012 16:51:45 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/7/1/ross-and-carrie-colon-ize-colon-cleansing-and-hydrotherapy-e.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1faf9</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb35/1341161584527/ohnorossandcarrie_ep23.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You asked for it and we delivered. Listen as Carrie endures four long days of the Master Cleanse lemonade/laxative fast and almost ends up in the hospital, and Ross lets a nice young woman insert a tube in his rectum, pump him full of water, and watch him poop into a tube. If this isn’t entertainment, we don’t know what is.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/ZyGsxupY3iw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>In this episode, Carrie endures the Master Cleanse lemonade/laxative fast and almost ends up in the hospital, and Ross lets a nice young woman insert a tube in his rectum, pump him full of water, and watch him poop into a tube. Now that's entertainment!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Colon,Cleanse</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:54:26</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/2_OeOf4A2EU/OhNoRossAndCarrie_23_RossAndCarrieColon-ize.mp3" fileSize="26207197" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/2_OeOf4A2EU/OhNoRossAndCarrie_23_RossAndCarrieColon-ize.mp3" length="26207197" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515711cfe4b0e1be8845ba3e/1364660687675/OhNoRossAndCarrie_23_RossAndCarrieColon-ize.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Meet Spencer!</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 00:31:59 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/6/15/ross-and-carrie-meet-spencer.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1faf8</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb6e/1362674918405/ohnorossandcarrie_ep22.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's been two and a half months since our Raelian baptism, and the dust is still settling. Join us as we recount our journey with fellow Raelian investigator Spencer Marks, a four-year veteran of the alien movement. Plus, hear why we received a cease and desist… and why we will neither cease nor desist.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/syF6B2Uj-XY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>It's been 2.5 months since our Raelian baptism, and the dust is still settling. Join us as we we meet fellow Raelian investigator Spencer Marks, a four-year veteran of the alien movement. Plus, learn why the Raelians want us to stfu.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,interview,Spencer,Marks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:44:40</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/FIL_sfA1YX0/OhNoRossAndCarrie_22_RossAndCarrieMeetSpencer.mp3" fileSize="21533571" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/FIL_sfA1YX0/OhNoRossAndCarrie_22_RossAndCarrieMeetSpencer.mp3" length="21533571" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515712cee4b0e1be8845bdc2/1364660942614/OhNoRossAndCarrie_22_RossAndCarrieMeetSpencer.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Go Raelian (Part 2): Keepin' It Rael</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:21:09 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/6/2/ross-and-carrie-go-raelian-part-2-keepin-it-rael.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1faee</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb50/1362674918772/ohnorossandcarrie_ep21.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You listened as we attended their meetings, learned about aliens seeding humanity, and asked probing questions (not about probes). Now join us as we transmit our DNA to our alien creators in this one-of-a-kind Raelian baptism episode! Plus, what happens when the Raelians listen to the show?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/sSKXIX61XBw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We attended their meetings, learned about our alien creators, and asked probing questions. Now join us as we transmit our DNA to extra terrestrials in this one-of-a-kind Raelian baptism episode! Plus, what happens when the Raelians listen to the show?</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Raelians</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:55:02</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/o6dvrLjPOtw/OhNoRossAndCarrie_21_RossAndCarrieGoRaelianPart2.mp3" fileSize="26510155" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/o6dvrLjPOtw/OhNoRossAndCarrie_21_RossAndCarrieGoRaelianPart2.mp3" length="26510155" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571445e4b052be7732d15a/1364661317910/OhNoRossAndCarrie_21_RossAndCarrieGoRaelianPart2.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Go Raelian: Joining A World-Famous Alien Movement</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 02:54:19 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/5/1/ross-and-carrie-go-raelian-joining-a-world-famous-alien-move.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fae8</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb56/1362674918861/ohnorossandcarrie_ep20.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;1973: A racecar driver and amateur singer hikes to a mountaintop in France, is visited by a scientist from another planet, and told the secret&amp;nbsp;history of the human race. 1975: He meets Yahweh, Jesus, Buddha and Muhammad on a space ship, takes on the name "Rael" and his religion grows to&amp;nbsp;thousands of sexually free followers. 2012: Ross and Carrie don all white clothes, hum vowels for 45 minutes, and officially become Raelians.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/d58Kc34mRVE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>1973: A French racecar driver is visited by an alien, and told the secret history of humanity. 1975: His religion gains thousands of sexually free followers. 2012: We don all-white clothes, hum vowels for 45 minutes, and officially become Raelians.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Raelian</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:12:16</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/LFqyzp0m-ao/OhNoRossAndCarrie_20_RossAndCarrieGoRaelian.mp3" fileSize="34792442" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/LFqyzp0m-ao/OhNoRossAndCarrie_20_RossAndCarrieGoRaelian.mp3" length="34792442" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571506e4b052be7732d291/1364661510869/OhNoRossAndCarrie_20_RossAndCarrieGoRaelian.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Meet Eugenie!</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 15:30:22 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/4/16/ross-and-carrie-meet-eugenie.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fae4</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb66/1362674918372/ohnorossandcarrie_ep19.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You: Man, I wish evolution had a superhero defender. Us: It does! Her name is Eugenie Scott, and she's all "Whoopshah!" with a whip made of evidence and class. Listen as we try to hold a candle to her wit and wisdom in this special interview episode with the National Center for Science Education's Dr. Eugenie Scott.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/MnSaNKvv180" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>You: I wish evolution had a superhero defender. Us: It does! She's all "Whoopshah!" with a whip made of evidence. Listen as we try to hold a candle to her wit and wisdom in this interview with the National Center for Science Education's Dr. Eugenie Scott.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Interview,Eugenie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:46:19</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/HrUQFavxsjs/OhNoRossAndCarrie_19_RossAndCarrieMeetEugenie.mp3" fileSize="22311246" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/HrUQFavxsjs/OhNoRossAndCarrie_19_RossAndCarrieMeetEugenie.mp3" length="22311246" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515715e7e4b02f77ba750ef8/1364661735667/OhNoRossAndCarrie_19_RossAndCarrieMeetEugenie.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Pet the Psychic: The Case of the Transgendered Dog</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 18:02:12 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/4/1/ross-and-carrie-pet-the-psychic-the-case-of-the-transgendere.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fae0</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb54/1362674919032/ohnorossandcarrie_ep18.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bow wow wow! Ross and Carrie throw down $60 for an animal psychic who has a little trouble determining whose dog is whose, where they came from... and what their sexes are. Nevertheless, Carrie tears up at the mention of flying pigs, and Ross is reduced to lying about dog food. Gear up! It's time for heavy petting.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/Qe2F_xn0ayU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Bow wow! We throw down $60 for an animal psychic who has trouble determining whose dog is whose, where they came from... and what their sexes are. Carrie tears up about flying pigs, and Ross is reduced to lying about dog food. Gear up for heavy petting.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Pet,Psychic</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:43:44</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/PSJb83qvqDI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_18_RossAndCarriePetThePsychic.mp3" fileSize="21074614" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/PSJb83qvqDI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_18_RossAndCarriePetThePsychic.mp3" length="21074614" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571659e4b052be7732d831/1364661849798/OhNoRossAndCarrie_18_RossAndCarriePetThePsychic.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross Meets Emery and Don</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 00:25:52 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/3/15/ross-meets-emery-and-don.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fadd</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb5c/1362674919196/ohnorossandcarrie_ep17.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What happens when one investigator, one standup comedian, and one paleontologist sit down to talk about evolution? Find out when Ross meets with famed fossil expert Donald Prothero and notorious standup comic Emery Emery, to talk creation science, American education, and the silliest museums in the US. Subliminal messages and optimistism included.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For more on fossils, evolution, and the 'controversy' in American education, see Dr. Prothero's book: &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Evolution-What-Fossils-Say-Matters/dp/0231139624/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;qid=1331857813&amp;amp;sr=8-1"&gt;Evolution: What the Fossils Say and Why It Matters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And to hear more from Emery Emery, tune into his show, the &lt;a href="http://ardentatheist.com/"&gt;Ardent Atheist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/_ttyA3MK6Jc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Find out what happens when Ross meets famed fossil expert Donald Prothero and notorious standup comic Emery Emery, to talk creation science, American education, and the silliest museums in the US. Subliminal messages and optimistism included.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Investigation,Emery,Don</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:42:05</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/IsU9RE4RG5A/OhNoRossAndCarrie_17_RossMeetsEmeryAndDon.mp3" fileSize="20281430" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/IsU9RE4RG5A/OhNoRossAndCarrie_17_RossMeetsEmeryAndDon.mp3" length="20281430" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5157172ce4b01a74bb7f7fa5/1364662060182/OhNoRossAndCarrie_17_RossMeetsEmeryAndDon.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Unearth Creationism: Eye Muscles Don't Think</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 22:31:46 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/3/1/ross-and-carrie-unearth-creationism-eye-muscles-dont-think.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fad7</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb68/1362674918415/ohnorossandcarrie_ep16.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And on the 16th episode, there was Creationism. Join Carrie and&amp;nbsp;Ross as they show up at a creationist meeting where they learn that evolution is bunk and beavers were made for fur coats. Then listen as they bring special guests Emery Emery, Heather Henderson and Don Prothero to California's largest creationism museum, abounding with misspelled dinosaur names, fake fossils, misleading quotes&amp;nbsp;and interesting theories about how Adam and Eve's descendants avoided birth defects. It's as close to goat sperm as you can get!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/GzICGSZDOFc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Carrie and Ross show up at a creationist meeting and learn that evolution is bunk and beavers were made for fur coats. Then they proceed to a creationist museum, abounding with misspelled dinosaur names and fake fossils. As close to goat sperm as it gets!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Creationism,Musium</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:48:15</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/hBGEmmhJb9s/RossandCarrieUnearthCreationism_EyeMusclesDontThink.mp3" fileSize="23272837" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/hBGEmmhJb9s/RossandCarrieUnearthCreationism_EyeMusclesDontThink.mp3" length="23272837" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515717cae4b01a74bb7f809a/1364662218714/RossandCarrieUnearthCreationism_EyeMusclesDontThink.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Meet Phil!</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 01:33:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/2/15/ross-and-carrie-meet-phil.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fad5</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb5e/1362674919136/ohnorossandcarrie_ep15.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Perhaps you're saying to yourself, "Boy, am I running low on funny yet insightful conversations with religious experts." Well WAPSHAH! Meet Phil Zuckerman, Professor of Sociology at Pitzer College, the founder and head of the first-ever Secular Studies program in the United States, and the author of four books, including the brand new &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Faith-No-More-People-Religion/dp/0199740011/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;amp;ie=UTF8&amp;amp;qid=1329367346&amp;amp;sr=1-1"&gt;Faith No More&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/em&gt;We show up at his front door, demand booze, and ask him why he hates America. If you miss this one, you are dead to us.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/oX9VmoYKxvo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>You: "Boy, I'm running low on funny, insightful conversations with religious experts." Us: "POW!" We show up at author, professor, sociologist, and goofball Phil Zuckerman's door, demand booze, and ask why he hates America. Miss it and you're dead to us.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Interview,Phil</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:54:51</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/yic1_bnjhoA/OhNoRossAndCarrie_15_RossAndCarrieMeetPhil.mp3" fileSize="26422964" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/yic1_bnjhoA/OhNoRossAndCarrie_15_RossAndCarrieMeetPhil.mp3" length="26422964" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571860e4b052be7732dea6/1364662368360/OhNoRossAndCarrie_15_RossAndCarrieMeetPhil.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie are African: And So are You</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:56:25 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/2/1/ross-and-carrie-are-african-and-so-are-you.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fad4</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb31/1362674916619/ohnorossandcarrie_ep14.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Join Ross and Carrie as they haul their 700-page &lt;em&gt;We Are All Africans &lt;/em&gt;book to their first ever Pan-African meeting! Find out why Moses isn't all he's cracked up to be, how the human brain is proof of God, how eager Ross is to share Yahweh stories, and just how small Carrie's bladder is.&amp;nbsp;Libations included!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/wkHFcJ03QVw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Join our hosts as they haul their 700-page We Are All Africans book to a Pan-African meeting! Find out why Moses isn't all that, how the human brain is proof of God, how eager Ross is to share Yahweh stories, and just how small Carrie's bladder is.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Africa</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:40:55</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/fSWkODHYHc0/OhNoRossAndCarrie_14_RossAndCarrieAndThePan-Africans.mp3" fileSize="19745861" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/fSWkODHYHc0/OhNoRossAndCarrie_14_RossAndCarrieAndThePan-Africans.mp3" length="19745861" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571a13e4b052be7732e370/1364662803339/OhNoRossAndCarrie_14_RossAndCarrieAndThePan-Africans.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Meet Mark!</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 19:40:51 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/1/15/ross-and-carrie-meet-mark.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fad3</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb64/1362674920796/ohnorossandcarrie_ep13.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know those days when you go to interview someone at their house, and you feel like you stepped into the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland? That is just the kind of day Ross and Carrie had when they met up with famous mentalist Mark Edward in his southern California home. Hear all about how Mark made a living as a "psychic"... all while not believing a word he said. Hot drinks included!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/opXY63JWzPY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie meet up with famous mentalist and author Mark Edward in his "blissfully creepy" Southern California home. Hear how Mark made a living as a "psychic"... all while not believing a word he said. Hot drinks included!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Interview,Mark,Psychic</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:50:16</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/2lSbjqGAHAk/OhNoRossAndCarrie_13_RossAndCarrieMeetMark.mp3" fileSize="24212818" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/2lSbjqGAHAk/OhNoRossAndCarrie_13_RossAndCarrieMeetMark.mp3" length="24212818" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571adce4b05239ba85353b/1364663004721/OhNoRossAndCarrie_13_RossAndCarrieMeetMark.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Try Tarot: Don't Let the Tarot-rists Win</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:29:54 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/1/1/ross-and-carrie-try-tarot-dont-let-the-tarot-rists-win.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1faca</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb3c/1362674916750/8835638-15804873-thumbnail.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What's in the cards for 2012? In this episode, Ross and Carrie visit four different tarot readers, asking what the future holds for your favorite investigators. Carrie learns that she's not likely to die soon, and Ross gets a BIG surprise. Listen to this episode, or tarot-rism will win.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/6YGET66Uznc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>What's in the cards for 2012? In this episode, Ross and Carrie visit four different tarot readers, asking what the future holds. Carrie learns she's not likely to die soon, and Ross gets a BIG surprise. Listen to this episode, or tarot-rism will win.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:58:30</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/gLyDSSwmHgs/Ross_and_Carrie_Try_Tarot_Dont_Let_the_Tarot_rists_Win.mp3" fileSize="28302481" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/gLyDSSwmHgs/Ross_and_Carrie_Try_Tarot_Dont_Let_the_Tarot_rists_Win.mp3" length="28302481" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571bfbe4b06ce8229e608e/1364663291223/Ross_and_Carrie_Try_Tarot_Dont_Let_the_Tarot_rists_Win.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Review 2011: The Apocryphal Apocalypse</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:52:38 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/12/1/ross-and-carrie-review-2011-the-apocryphal-apocalypse.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fac3</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb58/1362674919005/ohnorossandcarrie_ep11.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;As 2011 slams the money down on the coffee table and tells us to get the hell outta here, we bid a fond farewell with a salute to this year’s investigations. Ross and Carrie fill us in on what’s been happening with hypnotherapy, ayurveda, the Mormons and more, in the final episode of 2011. And they take questions from Roger Nygard of&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;The Nature of Existence,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Mr. Deity&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;stars Brian Keith Dalton and Jarrett Kaufman, and you (yes, you!) the loyal listener. Boy, howdy!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Show Notes:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bagofholdingblog.com/2011/09/21/keep-in-mind-the-mormon-temple-visitors-center/"&gt;Bag of Holding - The Mormon Temple Visitor's Center&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/MvS1oPrLoek" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>As 2011 slams the money down on the coffee table and tells us to get the hell outta here, we review this year’s investigations: hypnotherapy, ayurveda, the Mormons and more. Plus, questions from famous people, and you (yes, you!) the loyal listener.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Hypnosis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:59:37</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/m-blRlbosck/OhNoRossAndCarrie_11_RossAndCarrieReview2011.mp3" fileSize="28710671" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/m-blRlbosck/OhNoRossAndCarrie_11_RossAndCarrieReview2011.mp3" length="28710671" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571cb4e4b0ec1768d65637/1364663476861/OhNoRossAndCarrie_11_RossAndCarrieReview2011.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie and the Homeopathic Overdose: The Watered Down Edition</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:53:11 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/11/1/ross-and-carrie-and-the-homeopathic-overdose-the-watered-dow.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fabb</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb52/1362674918993/ohnorossandcarrie_ep10.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode, Ross and Carrie together take 280 homeopathic pills live on the air, chase them with wine, and discuss their first visit to a combination homeopath and Ayurvedic practitioner. Will Ross and Carrie survive the overdose? Will Ross’ fatigue be cured? Will Carrie’s headaches go away? And will Ayurveda permit hot drinks?! Find out in this one-of-a-kind episode!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/XpPi6sFqY6s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie take 280 homeopathic pills live on the air, chase them with wine, and discuss their first visit to a combination homeopath and Ayurvedic practitioner. Will Ross and Carrie survive the overdose? Find out in this one-of-a-kind episode!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Homeopathy,overdose</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:55:44</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/FJUGY4PDtgQ/OhNoRossAndCarrie_10_RossAndCarrieOverdoseOnHomeopathy.mp3" fileSize="26842975" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/FJUGY4PDtgQ/OhNoRossAndCarrie_10_RossAndCarrieOverdoseOnHomeopathy.mp3" length="26842975" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571d54e4b02f77ba75274c/1364663636821/OhNoRossAndCarrie_10_RossAndCarrieOverdoseOnHomeopathy.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Are Getting Sleepy: Hypnosis and Hypnotherapy</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 04:48:36 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/10/2/ross-and-carrie-are-getting-sleepy-hypnosis-and-hypnotherapy.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fab3</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb62/1362674920413/ohnorossandcarrie_ep9.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You're getting very sleepy. So wake the hell up and listen as Ross and Carrie get hypnotized! In this episode, Carrie gets her brain fixed for only $150 an hour, Ross learns that he is the ideal candidate for putting people to sleep, and to everyone's delight... free hot drinks! It's an episode you won't forget. That's an order.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/QNt9OH6gOdQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>You're getting very sleepy. So wake up and listen as Ross and Carrie get hypnotized! Carrie gets her brain fixed for only $150 an hour, Ross learns that he is the ideal candidate for putting people to sleep, and to everyone's delight... free hot drinks!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Hypnosis,Hypnotherapy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:55:59</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/H2IIQfUJtKk/OhNoRossAndCarrie_09_RossAndCarrieAreGettingSleepy.mp3" fileSize="26964223" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/H2IIQfUJtKk/OhNoRossAndCarrie_09_RossAndCarrieAreGettingSleepy.mp3" length="26964223" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571e30e4b01a74bb7f8e43/1364663856863/OhNoRossAndCarrie_09_RossAndCarrieAreGettingSleepy.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Oh No, Ross and Carrie Meet Roger!</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 01:37:44 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/9/15/oh-no-ross-and-carrie-meet-roger.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1faa5</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb41/1316137213049/ohnorossandcarrie_ep8_sm.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He's traveled the world meeting and interviewing Sikhs, Buddhists, Muslims, Christian wrestlers, rabbis, Mormons, Hindus, confrontational evangelicals, atheists, physicists, stand-up comics, biologists, actors, professors, cosmologists, playwrights, and even the Pope (sort of). Roger Nygard, the director of Trekkies and &lt;a href="http://thenatureofexistence.com/"&gt;The Nature of Existence&lt;/a&gt;, sits down with Ross and Carrie to talk about his quest to find the meaning of life. Poop jokes included.   And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/ggPRDkLbOB8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Roger Nygard has traveled the world asking people from myriad faiths, "Why do we exist?" and 84 more existential questions. Now, the director of The Nature of Existence talks to Ross and Carrie about his quest to find the meaning of life. With poop jokes.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Interview,Roger</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:49:36</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/76mFgkerM4c/OhNoRossAndCarrie_08_RossAndCarrieMeetRoger.mp3" fileSize="23903028" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/76mFgkerM4c/OhNoRossAndCarrie_08_RossAndCarrieMeetRoger.mp3" length="23903028" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571ed3e4b0fc0d9468969d/1364664019626/OhNoRossAndCarrie_08_RossAndCarrieMeetRoger.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Poke at Acupuncture: Multiple Penetration Edition</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 00:20:19 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/9/1/ross-and-carrie-poke-at-acupuncture-multiple-penetration-edi-1.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa9e</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb37/1362674916807/ohnorossandcarrie_ep7.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You asked for it and we delivered. In this episode, Ross and Carrie each pay a complete stranger to prod them with over twenty needles and then tell them to "relax." Will Carrie's chronic neck pain improve? Will Ross' running strains go away? And is it all the result of stagnant Chi? Find out in this deeply probing episode!   And don't forget to "&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/ONRAC"&gt;like&lt;/a&gt;" us on facebook to see the pictures!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/VvX7qyPvsq8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie each pay a complete stranger to prod them with needles and then tell them to "relax." Will Carrie's chronic neck pain improve and Ross' running strains go away? Is it all the result of stagnant Chi? Find out in this deeply probing episode!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Acupuncture</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:52:08</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/3UZE-ZruleA/OhNoRossAndCarrie_07_RossAndCarriePokeAtAcupuncture.mp3" fileSize="25105975" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/3UZE-ZruleA/OhNoRossAndCarrie_07_RossAndCarriePokeAtAcupuncture.mp3" length="25105975" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51571ff3e4b06ce8229e71cc/1364664307391/OhNoRossAndCarrie_07_RossAndCarriePokeAtAcupuncture.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Meet Brian!</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 05:18:53 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/8/16/ross-and-carrie-meet-brian.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa95</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb45/1313472026187/ohnorossandcarrie_ep6_sm.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everybody's doing it! Mormonism is in the air, with Carrie and Ross getting baptised and becoming members of the LDS Church (in episodes 4 and 5), and now our theme music composer and the star of the hit web series Mr. Deity sits down to talk with us about his Mormon upbringing, subsequent departure from the faith, and his life today as an atheist. Find out about Brian's special underwear (yes!), a top-secret handshake, what ultimately put the nail in the coffin of his beliefs, and how he handles a bad hair day, in this interview with special guest Brian Keith Dalton.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/gJI7W_BgAfQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>In this interview special, we probe Mr. Deity's Brian Keith Dalton about his Mormon upbringing, leaving the faith, and his life today as an atheist. Learn about Brian's special underwear, a top-secret handshake, and how he handles a bad hair day.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Interview,Mormon,Mr,Diety,Brian,Keith,Dalton</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:47:44</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/GnYj199_6mM/OhNoRossAndCarrie_06_RossAndCarrieMeetBrian.mp3" fileSize="22997441" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/GnYj199_6mM/OhNoRossAndCarrie_06_RossAndCarrieMeetBrian.mp3" length="22997441" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515720bee4b0e1be8845eb77/1364664510419/OhNoRossAndCarrie_06_RossAndCarrieMeetBrian.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Go Mormon (Part 2): What, No Underwear?</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 19:03:50 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/8/1/ross-and-carrie-go-mormon-part-2-what-no-underwear.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa50</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb39/1312225749463/ohnorossandcarrie_ep5.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In Part 1, your favorite co-hosts spent more than five months learning about Mormon doctrine, taking classes with theirmissionaries, and attending three-hour church services before biting the bullet and asking to get baptized. In Part 2 of their Mormon journey, Ross and Carrie get dunked, receive the Holy Spirit, take vows of chastity, swear off hot drinks, and become official members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.&amp;nbsp;And then… they tell their missionaries what brought them to church in the first place.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/ueb-dn_Y1Oc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>After a six-month investigation, Ross and Carrie get baptized, take vows of chastity, swear off hot drinks, and become official members of the Mormon Church.  And then… they tell their missionaries what brought them to church in the first place.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Interview,Mormon,Special,Underwear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:54:08</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/5WlXTCr0dEI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_05_RossAndCarrieGoMormonPart2.mp3" fileSize="26060320" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/5WlXTCr0dEI/OhNoRossAndCarrie_05_RossAndCarrieGoMormonPart2.mp3" length="26060320" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51572157e4b0fc0d94689bb3/1364664663946/OhNoRossAndCarrie_05_RossAndCarrieGoMormonPart2.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Go Mormon (Part 1): And it Came to Pass</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:33:30 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/7/8/ross-and-carrie-go-mormon-part-1-and-it-came-to-pass.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa3e</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb43/1362674917259/ohnorossandcarrie_ep4_sm.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You've seen the South Park episode, you've memorized every season of Big Love, you've&amp;nbsp;scratched your head at a few articles about Kolob, and you've&amp;nbsp;hidden behind a chair as the missionaries approached your window,&amp;nbsp;but have you ever wondered what happens when you actually take their classes and... become a Mormon? Oh no! You're not telling me that Ross and Carrie... What?! Yep, in part 1 of this two-parter, Ross and Carrie complete five months worth of classes in an effort to become Latter Day Saints.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/g0gr5YTUlV4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie ring the Mormons' doorbell, and spend five months taking the classes, attending the services, reading the scriptures, and even setting up their baptism, in this first part of a two-part groundbreaking investigation.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Mormon,Big,Love,South,Park</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:54:28</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/Pe08VCaP5io/OhNoRossAndCarrie_04_RossAndCarrieGoMormonPart1.mp3" fileSize="26210647" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/Pe08VCaP5io/OhNoRossAndCarrie_04_RossAndCarrieGoMormonPart1.mp3" length="26210647" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51572216e4b05239ba854b3c/1364664854695/OhNoRossAndCarrie_04_RossAndCarrieGoMormonPart1.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Seek the Sikhs: Warm Oatmeal Edition</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:16:53 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/6/1/ross-and-carrie-seek-the-sikhs-warm-oatmeal-edition.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa3a</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb4e/1362674917746/ohnorossandcarrie_ep3.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh no! Ross and Carrie don head coverings, learn to bow correctly, and try to sing along in Punjabi? This can’t go well… Or can it? In our third episode, “Ross and Carrie Seek the Sikhs: Warm Oatmeal Edition,” your two favorite investigators travel to one of Los Angeles’ Sikh Gurdwaras to learn a little bit about one of the largest religions in the world, eat free food, and do a lot of bowing in between. Find out what happens when Ross and Carrie seek the Sikhs!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/3X15AcgZ08M" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie enjoy free Indian food, a surprisingly good concert, and a lot of bowing. That’s right, it’s an episode about the Sikhs.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Sikh,oatmeal</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:38:49</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/4PQGTuwzWHI/RossAndCarrieSeekTheSikhsWarmOatmealEdition.mp3" fileSize="18712701" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/4PQGTuwzWHI/RossAndCarrieSeekTheSikhsWarmOatmealEdition.mp3" length="18712701" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515722c0e4b0fc0d94689fd5/1364665024889/RossAndCarrieSeekTheSikhsWarmOatmealEdition.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Get Ear Candled: Wax Springs Eternal</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:11:55 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/4/13/ross-and-carrie-get-ear-candled-wax-springs-eternal.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa34</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb60/1362674919025/ohnorossandcarrie_ep2_sm.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ready your ears for our second episode, "Ross and Carrie Get Ear Candled: Wax Springs Eternal"! In this episode, we'll&amp;nbsp;undergo a session&amp;nbsp;of the alternative medicine practice of ear candling. Join us as Ross lets a stranger stick a flaming object into his ear canal, and Carrie safely asks questions from the sidelines. Been wondering how to cleanse your aura, clean your sinuses, and remove ear wax in one step? This episode will tell you how... or perhaps how not.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And listen as&amp;nbsp;an experiment in the studio goes slightly awry.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Be sure to stay tuned through the end so you can hear our hint of the week and enter to win a prize!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/ydT3cFkvv98" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross goes in for an ear candling session while a concerned Carrie looks on. Alleged aura-cleansing, sinus-cleaning and wax removal make this episode a three-in-one!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Ear,Candle,Wax</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:38:18</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/8xV0QOYWjTo/OhNoRossAndCarrie_02_RossAndCarrieGetEarCandled.mp3" fileSize="18435610" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/8xV0QOYWjTo/OhNoRossAndCarrie_02_RossAndCarrieGetEarCandled.mp3" length="18435610" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/5157233ce4b0e1be8845f067/1364665148250/OhNoRossAndCarrie_02_RossAndCarrieGetEarCandled.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Ross and Carrie Try Kabbalah: Did You Know The Sun is Green?</title><dc:creator>ian@ohnopodcast.com</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 06:48:46 +0000</pubDate><link>http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2011/3/10/ross-and-carrie-try-kabbalah-did-you-know-the-sun-is-green.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5138c39ee4b031149dd93597:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c:5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2e</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/5138c4e1e4b0653ec0f1fa2c/5138c4e2e4b0653ec0f1fb3e/1362674917556/ohnorossandcarrie_thumb1.jpg?format=500w" /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out our first episode! Ross and Carrie attend a lecture at the Kabbalah Center of Los Angeles, ask probing questions, and learn some curious things about the universe.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We apologize for the echoechoechos towards the end, but we will fix up all your hearing problems in our next episode!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As you may have noticed the website is still a work in progress. We hope to have it much more fleshed out in the coming weeks. Come back soon to see it in all its grandness!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-no-ross-and-carrie/id425328515"&gt;You can subscribe on iTunes!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/OhNoPodcast"&gt;You can add our RSS feed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~4/8n--57MmTHw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><itunes:author>Oh No Ross and Carrie</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ross and Carrie attend a lecture at the Kabbalah Center of Los Angeles, ask probing questions, and learn some curious things about the universe.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Ross,Carrie,Investigation,Kabbalah,Red,String</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:38:24</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/51aaaf04e4b0144f85a38a8f/1370140423843/1500w/ohnorossandcarrie_ep35_full.jpg" /><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/XB1MhLbMfaI/onrac_episode1_v4.mp3" fileSize="18436515" type="audio/mp3" /><itunes:subtitle>We show up so you don't have to</itunes:subtitle><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/OhNoPodcast/~5/XB1MhLbMfaI/onrac_episode1_v4.mp3" length="18436515" type="audio/mp3" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://static.squarespace.com/static/5138c39ee4b031149dd93597/t/515723b6e4b0e1be8845f11d/1364665270645/onrac_episode1_v4.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><media:credit role="author">Ross and Carrie</media:credit><media:rating>adult</media:rating><media:description type="plain">Welcome to Oh No, Ross and Carrie!, the show where we don’t just report on spirituality, fringe science and the paranormal (from a scientific, evidence-based standpoint), but dive right in by joining religions, attending spiritual events, undergoing “alte</media:description></channel></rss>
