Harry Potter: The Chapter Titles Were So Good

TCTWSG 7.Epilogue - Nineteen Years Later

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 03 Apr 2016 18:39:36 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.Epilogue - Nineteen Years Later

In which magic comes from the future, and Jo says there’s no books.

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The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 27 Mar 2016 15:44:17 +0000

TCTWSG Presents: The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye

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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are so glad to present "The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye." This "special" is brought to you by our innocent and naive Patreonettes. If you would like to join them, act fast, because after April 1, there won't be a Patreon to support anymore.

In which God is a Fantastic Beast.

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TCTWSG 7.36 - The Flaw in the Plan

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 20 Mar 2016 22:03:07 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.36 - The Flaw in the Plan

In which Harry and Voldemort don’t usually talk this much.

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TCTWSG 7.35 - King's Cross

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 13 Mar 2016 19:06:34 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.35 - King's Cross

In which Mr. Tom encapsulates, and Peter sees the author here, and Regular Tom is tempted to build a replica of purgatory, and this is a hallucination or Dumbledore's soul come back from heaven and then leave or something in between.

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TCTWSG 7.34 - The Forest Again

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 06 Mar 2016 21:32:49 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.34 - The Forest Again

In which, finally, the truth: he has to die(ish), and Nerveless.

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7.33 - The Prince's Tale

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 28 Feb 2016 22:58:37 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.33 - The Prince’s Tale

In which we had the wRONg Weasley.

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TCTWSG 7.32 - The Elder Wand

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 21 Feb 2016 21:24:21 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.32 - The Elder Wand

In which Mr. Tom, Regular Tom, and The Peter share their favorite phrases of the week.

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TCTWSG 7.31 - The Battle of Hogwarts

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 14 Feb 2016 20:29:20 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.31 - The Battle of Hogwarts

In which the best junk is destroyed, and all ghost stories are person stories.

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TCTWSG 7.30 - The Sacking of Severus Snape

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 07 Feb 2016 18:09:27 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.30 - The Sacking of Severus Snape

In which Ernie Macmillan is somewhere, and Snape flaps to turn.

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TCTWSG 7.29 - The Lost Diadem

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 31 Jan 2016 18:57:12 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.29 - The Lost Diadem

In which Jo knew an incompetent person, and Ginny isn't worried about Larry.

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TCTWSG 7.28 - The Missing Mirror

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 19:15:53 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.28 - The Missing Mirror

In which vacant bodies are fine.

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TCTWSG 7.27 - The Final Hiding Place

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 17 Jan 2016 19:33:27 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.27 - The Final Hiding Place

In which less than ghost, and almost something happens.

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TCTWSG 7.26 - Gringotts

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 10 Jan 2016 23:36:59 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.26 - Gringotts

In which Crookshanks has left, or stayed.

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TCTWSG 7.25 - Shell Cottage

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 03 Jan 2016 22:58:55 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.25 - Shell Cottage

In which a mess of four hands is vigorously shaken, and Harry breathes in some salt.

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TCTWSG 7.24 - The Wandmaker

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 27 Dec 2015 23:11:59 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.24 - The Wandmaker

In which Harry promises heavier meat, and you can practice your trumpet solo.

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TCTWSG 7.23 - Malfoy Manor

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 20 Dec 2015 21:46:06 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.23 - Malfoy Manor

In which Dobby seemed like something else, and Mr. Tom ponders the true meaning of motherhood.

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TCTWSG 7.22 - The Deathly Hallows

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 13 Dec 2015 21:21:48 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.22 - The Deathly Hallows

In which Hagrid never gets snatchered in the future, and the and the is okay.

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TCTWSG 7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 06 Dec 2015 20:10:18 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers

In which some pets are dicks, and it has to be a dingus.

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TCTWSG 7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 22:14:25 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood

In which a castle to Hermione, and sublime functionality.

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TCTWSG: Unhinged

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:39:30 +0000

TCTWSG: Unhinged

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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are obliged to reveal TCTWSG: Unhinged. This astonishing compendium, assembled from the dregs of our conversations, should be served alongside Thanksgiving leftovers to the kind pilgrims who furnish our mashed potatoes with gravy on Patreon. To follow in their footsteps, click here.

In which the CD was a Space Video.

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TCTWSG 7.19 - The Silver Doe

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 21:00:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.19 - The Silver Doe

In which Ron conceived of Hermione as “The Girl”, and why did this famous wizard have a sword, and you’re happy because love and your mother, and maybe Snape enjoyed things.

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TCTWSG 7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 15 Nov 2015 18:00:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

In which this is the chapter around which to have the discussion about the question about the representation of Dumbledore’s sexuality in the books.

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TCTWSG 7.17 - Bathilda's Secret

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 08 Nov 2015 20:39:28 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.17 - Bathilda’s Secret

In which Peter doesn’t know if a snake can do that, and Harry reads the comments.

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TCTWSG 7.16 - Godric's Hollow

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 01 Nov 2015 19:11:20 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.16 - Godric’s Hollow

In which, despite gloom, they relished.

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TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Fri, 30 Oct 2015 17:00:00 +0000

TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN

With Special Guest MERLIN MANN

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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good insists that you acknowledge TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN. This nominally "special" film discussion has been forged in the flames of the love we bear for our Patreon supporters. If you would like to burn alongside them (burn like in our hearts, not burn like dying), you can do so by clicking here.

In which Buckbeak is a very gifted horse, and Dumbledore just plays it off legit.

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TCTWSG 7.15 - The Goblin's Revenge

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 25 Oct 2015 21:16:02 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.15 - The Goblin’s Revenge

In which they’re usually in a big comfy castle.

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TCTWSG 7.14 - The Thief

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 18 Oct 2015 19:00:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.14 - The Thief

In which the taboo originated in Ancient France, and they should have been digging a pit.

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TCTWSG 7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 11 Oct 2015 19:30:21 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission

In which, due to a failure of muggle technology, there is very little of Mr. Tom in the episode.

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TCTWSG 7.12 - Magic is Might

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 04 Oct 2015 20:05:08 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.12 - Magic is Might

In which I can’t relate to hats.

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TCTWSG 7.11 - The Bribe

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 27 Sep 2015 22:36:20 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.11 - The Bribe

In which no one is as important as the ghost minister.

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TCTWSG 7.10 - Kreacher's Tale

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 20 Sep 2015 18:30:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.10 - Kreacher’s Tale

In which the women were muggles, and muggles bury trash.

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TCTWSG 7.09 - A Place to Hide

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 13 Sep 2015 18:00:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.09 - A Place to Hide

In which your grandmother can understand magic, and a spell reveals the man.

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TCTWSG 7.08 - The Wedding

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 06 Sep 2015 21:26:25 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.08 - The Wedding

In which Harry is incognito as a person named Barny, which is unethical.

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TCTWSG 7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 30 Aug 2015 19:24:34 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore

In which weasels are perfidious and dishonest, and you don’t want people to look at you funny in the hallway at your government job when you wave at them.

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TCTWSG 7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 23 Aug 2015 18:47:25 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas

In which Monica Wilkens is pretty okay, and Peter develops a theory about this book’s true authorship

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TCTWSG 7.05 - Fallen Warrior

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 16 Aug 2015 21:52:17 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.05 - Fallen Warrior

In which our noses keep us weighted to the ground, Dumbledore ends every meeting with poignant last words, and the best Mr. Tom can do is socks.

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TCTWSG 7.04 - The Seven Potters

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 09 Aug 2015 21:27:10 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.04 - The Seven Potters

In which childish tricks with broomsticks are not going to matter, and Harry can do wand-destroying golden fire magic now because why the hell not.

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TCTWSG 7.03 - The Dursleys Departing

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 02 Aug 2015 21:52:55 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.03 - The Dursleys Departing

In which the audience demanded some vague closure for Dirk Dursley.

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TCTWSG 7.02 - In Memoriam

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 26 Jul 2015 19:32:04 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.02 - In Memoriam

In which special items should be kept safe down in the center of the big bag.

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TCTWSG 7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 19 Jul 2015 20:38:39 +0000

We now present the seventh and final season in the epic tale of The Chapter Titles Were So Good.

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending

In which nobody needed to come to this meeting.

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TCTWSG: Unplugged

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 05 Jul 2015 19:02:18 +0000

TCTWSG: Unplugged

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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like you experience TCTWSG: Unplugged. This collection of outtakes, odds and ends from the recording of our show is delivered in admiration and gratitude of the fine friends who give us cash on Patreon. If you would like to follow their example, please do so by clicking here.

In which we reminisce about the age of the Beatles, Benny Goodman, and Bon Jovi.

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TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Mon, 15 Jun 2015 01:16:52 +0000

TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER

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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good offers for your consideration TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER. This breathtaking tour de film is presented as a token of our admiration of the fine upstanding citizens who throw money at our Patreon. If you would like to follow their example, please do so by clicking here.

In which the podcasters three review a very contractual movie. #NotAllMovies

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TCTWSG 6.30 - The White Tomb

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 31 May 2015 18:29:41 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.30 - The White Tomb

In which Denis was a weird time-baby, Voldemort sounds like a french thing he likes, Scrimgeour is not seasonal, Jo is pro 90’s, Harry’s not going back to school, and Ginny saw this coming.

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TCTWSG 6.29 - The Phoenix Lament

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 24 May 2015 19:25:03 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.29 - The Phoenix Lament

In which Peter doesn’t need to hear about Tonks right now.

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TCTWSG 6.28 - The Flight of the Prince

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 17 May 2015 17:18:50 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.28 - The Flight of the Prince

In which Harry doesn’t have time for Rab.

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TCTWSG 6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 10 May 2015 20:05:45 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower

In which someone is dead.

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TCTWSG 6.26 - The Cave

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 03 May 2015 20:19:46 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.26 - The Cave

In which Dumbledore loses his cool and brings a knife.

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TCTWSG 6.25 - The Seer Overheard

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 26 Apr 2015 17:04:24 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.25 - The Seer Overheard

In which Snape notices the lovely day.

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TCTWSG 6.24 - Sectumsempra

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 19 Apr 2015 21:16:20 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.24 - Sectumsempra

In which Harry sees Harry, and is mean to Dean.

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TCTWSG 6.23 - Horcruxes

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 12 Apr 2015 21:31:02 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.23 - Horcruxes

In which the buffalo’s death is a part of it, and Mr. Tom was worried about a fetch quest, and souls are midi-chlorians but that’s okay, and Mr. Tom misremembers having read the Harry Potter series, and Dumbledore dumblesplains Harry’s desire for revenge to Harry, and Gryffindor brought back pens, and Peter wants his own skeleton.

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TCTWSG 6.22 - After the Burial

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 05 Apr 2015 17:00:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.22 - After the Burial

In which Mr. Tom gets a foot tattoo, and Harry goes to Mars, and Rupert Grint.

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TCTWSG 6.21 - The Unknowable Room

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 29 Mar 2015 20:18:26 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.21 - The Unknowable Room

In which Harry Potter is a love superhero, and a shufti is taken.

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TCTWSG Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 16:33:21 +0000

THE CHAPTER TITLES WERE SO GOOD
QUESTION AND ANSWER
SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA

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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like to present to you the TCTWSG Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA. This rare and beautiful specialsode is dedicated to those brave souls who support us on Patreon. If the spirit of their generosity has moved you as much as it has moved us, please consider joining their number by clicking here.

In which the TCTWSG boys finally answer all the hard-hitting questions, such as, “How did you meet?”

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TCTWSG 6.20 - Lord Voldemort's Request

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 22 Mar 2015 21:34:15 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.20 - Lord Voldemort’s Request

With Special Guest LOUIS MITAS

In which Dumbeldore's goofy about love, and Hepzibuh wears many corsets.

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TCTWSG 6.19 - Elf Tails

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 15 Mar 2015 20:59:25 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.19 - Elf Tails

In which Dumbledore gets murdered for bonus points.

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TCTWSG 6.18 - Birthday Surprises

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 08 Mar 2015 17:30:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.18 - Birthday Surprises

In which Harry plays Voldemort in a reenactment, and the listener gets a lesson in poisoning strategy.

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TCTWSG 6.17 - A Sluggish Memory

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 01 Mar 2015 20:51:45 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.17 - A Sluggish Memory

In which you don’t have a chicken garden.

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TCTWSG 6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 22 Feb 2015 23:47:52 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas

In which Harry's world is divided into good people and Death Eaters.

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TCTWSG 6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 15 Feb 2015 19:31:03 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow

In which Reggie wins the respect of horses, and Mr. Tom might just snap.

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TCTWSG 6.14 - Felix Felicis

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 08 Feb 2015 22:49:26 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.14 - Felix Felicis

In which Ron strikes a jaunty pose and Jo still needs the party to happen.

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TCTWSG 6.13 - The Secret Riddle

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 01 Feb 2015 19:59:30 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.13 - The Secret Riddle

In which moms love Dumbledore's memories, and Mrs. Cole joins the zoo.

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TCTWSG: THE MOVIE

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sat, 31 Jan 2015 04:28:30 +0000

TCTWSG: THE MOVIE

Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good invites you to enjoy TCTWSG: The Movie. This extra-special extra episode is offered up in gratitude to our especially lovely Patreon supporters. Through their generosity, all are welcome to enjoy. Yes, even you! If you happen upon such a supporter tomorrow, do compliment their excellent taste in podcasts, and perhaps offer to buy them a muffin, or a scone. And to join their hallowed ranks, click here!

In which every movie is for the sake of the bluh bluh bluh, and Harry must please the goblin.

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TCTWSG 6.12 - Silver and Opals

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 23:09:37 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.12 - Silver and Opals

In which the trio goes to the mall, and powerful wizards have been empowered to write new code into the platonic realm.

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TCTWSG 6.11 - Hermione's Helping Hand

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 21:25:06 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.11 - Hermione's Helping Hand

In which Voldemort fails to do the thing.

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TCTWSG 6.10 - The House of Gaunt

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 21:41:32 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.10 - The House of Gaunt

In which love is a good thing, Voldemort is only the bad things, Dumbledore banks on loophole bullshit, Peter is nailed to a a door, Mister Tom discovers the true meaning of fanfiction, and Reggie likes Bob Ogden.

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NOTE: Owing to the subject matter of the chapter, this episode contains some discussion of drug-facilitated sexual assault.

TCTWSG 6.09 - The Half Blood Prince

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 04 Jan 2015 22:28:02 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.09 - The Half Blood Prince

In which a bias against ghosts is a little understandable, and only one kid gets to be Sandy.

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TCTWSG 6.08 - Snape Victorious

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 19:19:28 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.08 - Snape Victorious

In which Harry sees another gleam of triumph, and Ron doesn't respect the creative process.

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TCTWSG 6.07 - The Slug Club

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 22:59:05 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.07 - The Slug Club

In which Harry's being foolish.

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TCTWSG 6.06 - Draco's Detour

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 14 Dec 2014 23:21:26 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.06 - Draco's Detour

In which wizards favor whimsy, and bludgers, and beaters, and snitches, and seekers

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TCTWSG 6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 07 Dec 2014 21:51:01 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm

In which Mr. Tom's entire life is meaningless, and Harry sniffs a bullet.

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TCTWSG 6.04 - Horace Slughorn

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 30 Nov 2014 23:53:58 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.04 - Horace Slughorn

In which a portkey's a Panera Bread, and the universe will always have a home in Hogwarts.

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TCTWSG 6.03 - Will and Won't

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 23 Nov 2014 20:05:50 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.03 - Will and Won't

In which the physical layout of objects in an impediment to the narrator telling us what's on the news.

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TCTWSG 6.02 - Spinner's End

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 16 Nov 2014 22:12:24 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.02 - Spinner's End

In which Dumbledore makes a bet on love, Snape has an obligation to murder, and Peter is a little impatient.

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TCTWSG 6.01 - The Other Minister

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 09 Nov 2014 19:50:53 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.01 - The Other Minister

In which Dementors exchange metaphysical fluids.

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TCTWSG 5.38 - The Second War Begins

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 21 Sep 2014 19:54:52 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.38 - The Second War Begins

In which Luna is helpful, Hagrid is not, and Nick is neither here nor there.

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TCTWSG 5.37 - The Lost Prophecy

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 14 Sep 2014 23:26:43 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.37 - The Lost Prophecy

In which Harry Potter's heart generates love.

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TCTWSG 5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 07 Sep 2014 22:53:38 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared

In which Dumbledore, enemy of Voldemort, fights Voldemort, and Fawkes horcruxes the moon.

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TCTWSG 5.35 - Beyond the Veil

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 31 Aug 2014 18:06:33 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.35 - Beyond the Veil

In which Rookwood is on probation, and Hermione didn't kill baby Hitler.

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TCTWSG 5.34 - The Department of Mysteries

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Mon, 25 Aug 2014 02:55:14 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.34 - The Department of Mysteries

In which we have to overcome the mysterious egg.

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TCTWSG 5.33 - Fight and Flight

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 17 Aug 2014 22:38:52 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.33 - Fight and Flight

In which Harry gets ready for his annual May adventure, and Mr. Tom burrows.

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TCTWSG 5.32 - Out of the Fire

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Mon, 11 Aug 2014 02:35:10 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.32 - Out of the Fire

In which Lee Jordan never had a chance.

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TCTWSG 5.31 - O.W.L.s

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 03 Aug 2014 20:42:39 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.31 - O.W.L.s

In which Harry, a fifth year student, sits his O.W.L. exams, and Voldemort wants none of your amazing chicken.

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TCTWSG 5.30 - Grawp

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 01:23:51 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.30 - Grawp

In which Filch is a different person.

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TCTWSG 5.29 - Career Advice

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 20 Jul 2014 23:25:12 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.29 - Career Advice

In which there are ten jobs in the world, and Mr. Tom loves telling lies.

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TCTWSG 5.28 - Snape's Worst Memory

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Mon, 14 Jul 2014 00:02:07 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.28 - Snape’s Worst Memory

In which Harry Potter gets a job at JC Penny and humanizes a squib.

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TCTWSG 5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 06 Jul 2014 23:09:42 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak

In which all divination sucks, and Hermione is mean to a horse.

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TCTWSG 5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 29 Jun 2014 23:01:47 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen

In which Harry and Cho get back together, and one of Snape’s worst memories is seen.

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TCTWSG 5.25 - The Beetle at Bay

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 22 Jun 2014 23:13:44 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.25 - The Beetle at Bay

In which a laugh belongs here.

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TCTWSG 5.24 - Occlumency

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:36:32 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.24 -Occlumency

In which Snape is a singularly effective instrument of the complete terribleness that he authentically desires to be.

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TCTWSG 5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 08 Jun 2014 22:01:47 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward

In which Ward Longbottom finally speaks.

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TCTWSG 5.22 - St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 01 Jun 2014 23:49:06 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.22 - St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

In which St. Mungo tends a fire.

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TCTWSG 5.21 - The Eye of the Snake

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 25 May 2014 23:48:19 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.21 - The Eye of the Snake

In which a tall, majestic, beautiful man wears a pillowcase, and Hall and Oates.

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TCTWSG 5.20 - Hagrid's Tale

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 18 May 2014 23:24:03 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.20 - Hagrid’s Tale

In which Hermione makes a long cut in the fabric of the universe through which she can enter the fourth dimension.

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TCTWSG 5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Mon, 12 May 2014 00:12:25 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent

In which Hermione was not wearing an additional head on top of her head.

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TCTWSG 5.18 - Dumbledore's Army

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 04 May 2014 23:36:57 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.18 - Dumbledore’s Army

In which Death Eaters laugh and eat a salad, and a little bit of magic goes a long way.

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TCTWSG 5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 21:35:03 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four

In which a Ghost Seer and a Goblin Dragon walk into a bar.

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TCTWSG 5.16 - In the Hog's Head

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 00:46:49 +0000

In which Ernie is pompous and kittens are Vanished.

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TCTWSG 5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 13 Apr 2014 18:13:07 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

In which professor Grubbly-Plank is completely unobjectionable from any reasonable perspective.

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TCTWSG 5.14 - Percy and Padfoot

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 06 Apr 2014 18:11:37 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.14 - Percy and Padfoot

In which dinosaurs don't exist, clocks probably do, and Hermione winces for Ron.

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TCTWSG 5.13 - Detention with Dolores

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 30 Mar 2014 20:19:26 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.13 - Detention with Dolores

In which Minerva doesn’t really get Twitter.

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NOTE: This episode contains some discussion of child abuse

TCTWSG 5.12 - Professor Umbridge

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 23 Mar 2014 21:01:36 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.12 - Professor Umbridge

In which Harry oughta take up a hobby.

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TCTWSG 5.11 - The Sorting Hat's New Song

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 21:57:52 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.11 - The Sorting Hat’s New Song

in which Harry would rather be eating, and the hat takes it and turns it.

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TCTWSG 5.10 - Luna Lovegood

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 09 Mar 2014 23:57:39 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.10 - Luna Lovegood

In which horses thestral, and Lee Jordan offers a compliment.

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TCTWSG 5.09 - The Woes of Mrs. Weasley

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 02 Mar 2014 23:46:10 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.09 - The Woes of Mrs. Weasley

In which prefects are real.

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TCTWSG 5.08 - The Hearing

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 19:07:36 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.08 - The Hearing

In which Fudge looks like an eggplant and plays Simon Says.

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TCTWSG 5.07 - The Ministry of Magic

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 22:21:01 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.07 - The Ministry of Magic

In which HP’s philanthropic efforts are nothing to write home about.

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TCTWSG 5.06 - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 00:45:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.06 - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

In which James is a hanger, and olives are gross.

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TCTWSG 5.05 - The Order of the Phoenix

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 02 Feb 2014 17:29:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.05 - The Order of the Phoenix

In which sticking is a kind of death, and Dumbledore knows about Arthur’s glasses.

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TCTWSG 5.04 - Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 26 Jan 2014 21:46:35 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.04 - Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

In which SHOUTING is DISCUSSED.

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TCTWSG 5.03 - The Advance Guard

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 19 Jan 2014 21:19:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.03 - The Advance Guard

In which Dedalus is sleepy, Emmeline is murdered, and they go on brooms.

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TCTWSG 5.02 - A Peck of Owls

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 12 Jan 2014 22:48:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.02 - A Peck of Owls

With special guest ITSAMEMYLEO

In which Vernon grooms himself, and Harry doesn’t do anything.

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TCTWSG 5.01 - Dudley Demented

tctwsg@gmail.com (The Peter, Regular Tom, and Mr. Tom) — Sun, 05 Jan 2014 17:31:00 +0000

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.01 - Dudley Demented

In which Harry and Dudley live in a “neighborhood,” and Mr. Tom’s teen angst is a plot hole.

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