We’re just crazy for our pal Tom Goss, a former wrestler, who almost became a priest, and is now one of the rising stars in the nation’s gay music scene.

Tom Goss and his husband to be MIchael Briggs. We're not sure why they like miniature golf so much.

Join us as Tom plays us three brand spanking new songs from his upcoming untitled album and we take a look at how gay Christianity really is.

Tom’s been working with Dignity, the nations largest gay Catholic organization to rewrite the music for mass to make it hip, modern and very very gay.

But don’t worry, we won’t let him get too churchy on us!

Listen to today’s show for this and all the hot news:

The gold standard for insanity is gold. Ron Paul, the Libertarian Texan congressman fuels a decades old conspiracy theory that the U.S. government sold off all our gold, and didn’t tell anybody.

Lauren Bacall, restoring America’s deep rich flavor!

Police in Bosnia found the infamous girl who videotaped herself drowning puppies in a river and social media sites have been calling for her head after a video showing her drowning puppies went viral.

And Australians finally figure out the other meaning of the world gay, it also means fun! An school in Australia banned the word gay from the classic Aussie folk song Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree.

What are the scandalous lyrics that are threatening their school children’s innocence? Listen to today’s show and find out.

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Katy Perry covers Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” in a concert in Paris. I wonder how she delivered the trans, Lebanese, Orient part of of the song. Did she not do it or did she deliver the whole message?

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The power of children.

Lady Gaga loves unicorns, but for lunch?

Surprise, surprise! Lady Gaga loves unicorns!

Times of India quotes Lady Gaga:

“I’m actually quite obsessed with unicorns. They are in essence a mythical creature. The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic.

I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort of made them the misfit in the world of the stallion.”

Boing Boing says the painting above with Lady Gaga snacking on a unicorn was created by Rose Briccetti for someone on Etsy who wanted “Lady Gaga in one of her bizarre outfits hunched over a unicorn carcass, blood all around her mouth.”

VCA 2010 RACE RUN from changoman on Vimeo.

If you are anything like me, this first hand video of a bike race in Chile will make your heart jump. Watch it big screen for full effect.

She needed a vacation!

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard is suing the pop star for $14 million for sexual harassment, claiming the singer was relentless in her pursuit of him and she even sent him embarrassing nude pictures from her mobile phone.

His lawyers say:

“Some of the pictures show Britney with the camera between her legs. Others show her in provocative positions wearing lingerie.

There are a few where she is naked, exposing herself in a way that she clearly hoped would make him aroused.”"

But didn’t we already see everything she has?

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Hilarious!

Celebrities and lawsuits go hand in hand like pizza for breakfast and your loss of dignity. No matter how rich or famous people get, rest assured that they will sooner or later get dragged into court.

Lady Gaga is suing a London based ice cream shop for serving Baby Gaga ice cream made from human breast milk. She’s accusing them of cashing in on her fame monster to promote a product which she says is “deliberately provocative and to many people, nausea-inducing.”

Gaga may have a hard time proving her case because, as the shop owner says, “gaga” is one of the first words a baby speaks and her fashion look is hardly original. deliberately provocative and to many people, nausea-inducing. Plus, “Born This Way” is a rip off of Madonna. Zing!

Today we take a close look at celebrities and their pain and misery in the court of law.

Courtney Love settled out of court to the tune of almost half a million over rants on Twitter against and L.A. fashion designer.

Charlie Sheen’s may say he’s a bi-winner, but a power struggle between CBS and the erractic actor over contract payments of cast and crew have led the network to fire him over what they call “dangerously self-destructive conduct.” We think is just business as usually in entertainment.

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The U.S. Miliary is still persecuting soliders over their possible sexual orientation, but does watching the Vampire Diaries make you gay? Or turn you into a vampire?

Wonder Woman is set to lasso its way back to TV! Will Fausta her evil Nazi nemesis make it back on TV?

Guess what’s turning folks on in Japan? Old men doing it!

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Marcus Leshock takes a tour of a newly built castle in Oak Brook, IL. The dungeon has a bar but I don’t think it comes with a St. Andrews cross, Iron Maiden or a stretching table. I guess you’ll have to bring your own.

Oiled up and ready for torture and murder!

In this horror film, Mickey Hargitay plays the lord of a castle who is obsessed with his perfect body and loves oiling it up. He’s gone mad and thinks he’s the reincarnated spirit of the 17th-century Crimson Executioner whose job it is to protect the castle from a group of models on a photo shoot.

Bodybuilder Mickey Hargitay, the father of Mariska Hargitay from Law and Order:SVU was married to bombshell Jane Mansfield when she died in a car accident. Mamie Van Doren told us that he was dating Mae West when Jane stole him away and Mae never forgave her.

The film is shot in Italy and the dubbing sounds really weird. Have you ever noticed how most films dubbed in Italy sound alike? My friend Bill Cruz says they must all be recorded in the same studio.

I’ve cued up the film below to the part where he reveals himself as the Crimson Executioner and then proceeds to oil his body up and talk about how perfect he is. It’s absolutely ridiculous.

Here’s the opening comment

Your vengeance needs blood? Does it now?

In the dungeon

Will he succeed in his madness?

Making it tight

The Crimson Executioner putting the screw to someone.

Burn Baby Burn

This is not a Disco Inferno.

That’s not a massage table

He is going to stuff hot coals into that opening and get her all hot and bothered.

Is it time for a drag queen makeover?

I’d love to see the film redone but instead of models as the victims, how about drag queens? Who would you like to see get the axe, or pendulum from Rupaul’s Drag Race?

Sashay away, but your head stays here!

Crimson Executioner?

Nude Green Leaves and Bust

The painting “Nude, Green Leaves and Bust” by Pablo Picasso that sold last year for $106.5 million at Christie’s in New York is on display in London for the first time in 60 years.

It is the most expensive painting sold at public auction but it’s reported that Ronald S.Lauder privately purchased a portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer by Klimt for $135 million in 2006.

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Improve Everywhere staged an unauthorized autograph signing in the Metropolitan Museum of Art with an actor who looks a lot like King Philip IV of Spain. The “King” greeted museum patrons and offered free signed photos in front of the 400-year-old Velázquez painting.

Drag queens, take note of the Chinese boob clamp. You no longer have to duct tape your man boobs together for that full lady-like look and feel.

Everybody is crazy for the video game Angry Birds and Conan O’Brien has a life sized version to play in the real world. He doesn’t use real birds or pigs but it’s still fun to watch.

Talke it off baby! Take it all off! Watch as Aaron, an Australian fitness trainer, shaves his hair off because he’s ending his career as a stripper.

Which do you like better though- before or after?

He also shows us big container of raw milk that his health club, The Origin of Energy, is selling as a “beauty bath.” Now, If it’s a beauty bath, why don’t we see him bathing it?

They have some unusual work out techniques at the club, here long haired Aaron carries a dude up a stairway while talking about our dependance on oil.

And this video shows four fitness guys take turns beating a Tornado ball. Bonus, Aaron’s hair is growing back nicely.

Hilary Alexander interviewed gender bending 19 year old model Andrej Pejic and asked him if he’d get a sex change.

His response-

“Yes, if I was offered a Victoria’s Secret contract. You’d have to, wouldn’t you. I couldn’t imagine doing it any other way. But, at this point I’m comfortable with who I am now.”

I’m guessing he’s just playing with her but I don’t for sure. Would someone really get it done for a modeling contract?

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“Parting the Red Sea”
“Weasley Family Reunion”

Give me some more captions!

How do you think it’s done? Magnets? Lasers? Mind Control? The fun starts at 1:30

It’s impossible to talk about the hilarious cult films of John Waters without mentioning one of his greatest actresses, Mink Stole.

As a teenager Mink Stole met John Waters in Baltimore. Little did she know that her roles in such cult classics as “Pink Flamingos” and “Female Trouble” and then later on in “Hairspray” and “Serial Mom” would become some of the most beloved and twisted films of all time.

Mink Stole in All About Evil - photo by Austin Young

Although she’s appeared in every single one of his films, Mink still found the time to develop an acting career and even form her own band. This year Mink appears in Joshua Grannell’s film debut “All About Evil” as a nagging librarian who meets her untimely demise.

Join us as we talk with Mink about the origins of all those wonderful lines, her friendship with Divine, John Waters and Peaches Christ and why she gets butchered to death in so many movies, including All About Evil.

You can see Mink live in the flesh at the Chicago premier of “All About Evil” at the Music Box Theater on August 14th.

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