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Like 99% of America, I had much better things to do than pay any attention to the White House Correspondents Dinner. PDT also did, holding a rally in Michigan with the common folk rather than go to an event where a bunch of snotty elitist media operatives who hate him (and the people at his rally in Michigan) stand in a circle and tell each other how wonderful and important they are.

And spew hate they did. The leftist media operatives invited a feminist comedian (a term whose value as an oxymoron is exceeded only by “Jumbo Shrimp,” “Deafening Silence,” and “Dodge Ram”) to engage in what the Democrat Left considers comedy: Having their own opinions echoed back at them in a snarky way that reaffirms their social superiority while they respond with forced laughter. Here are some examples of the comedic stylings of the feminist comedian Michelle Wolf:

“Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited. I’m not really sure what we’re going to get, you know? A press briefing, a bunch of lies or divided into softball teams. ‘It’s shirts and skins, and this time don’t be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta,” Wolf joked. “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.”

“I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders,” Wolf continued. “Is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it Cousin Huckabee, is it Aunt Huckabee Sanders? What’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Ah I Know, Aunt Coulter.”

“[Vice-president Mike Pence] thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there. And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got for your secret mistress.”

If this is comedy, where is the part where I am supposed to, you know, laugh?

You know she didn’t come up with this in a vacuum. All of this was work-shopped with people who assured it was falldown hilarious. Kathy Griffin thought it was funny.

Some media operatives were a little displeased with her monologue. Not because it wasn’t funny. Not because it was just mean. Not because it was vulgar. But because it validated what Trump and Conservatives have been saying about the Democrat Left being mean, vulgar, and unfunny. You’re only supposed to say those nasty things in private when surrounded by fellow leftists, dear.

But at the end of the day, who cares? This whole kerfuffle will be forgotten by lunchtime today. And the only people who even sort of care are a tiny bubble of politicians and media operatives. None of them will change at all, despite their feigned indignation.

I’m so ashamed of 75% of Americans right now. I guess I know how Michelle Obama feels all the time.

An LGBTQ activist drama queened all over MSDNC earlier today.

“We have a secretary of state, as was mentioned, that believes that gay people are sinners based on who they are. If Mike Pence, God bless him, ended up in the White House, sitting behind that desk in the Oval Office, he would have us all in concentration camps hoping to pray away the gay.”

Only very stupid people believe this. I’m not sure this activist is necessarily one of them. But he knows that he needs very stupid people to believe it protect his phoney baloney activist job.

Isn’t it weird that satirical sites nowadays give a more honest and balanced perspective than the so-called “Mainstream News Media?”

Gotta say, white liberals (like Shaun King) calling Kanye West a White Supremacist is a side-effect of the election of Donald Trump I totally did not see coming

I still think KW is an ass, but I enjoy watching the meltdown.

These New Yorker cartoons recaptioned with Kanye West tweets are pretty funny, tho’

Good grief

I’m a lesbian. My fiancee is a trans woman. Were trying to have a baby the old-fashioned way. Its complicated

Over the last several months, I’ve spent evenings watching my fiancée, Lara, inject herself with smaller and smaller doses of estrogen. I’ve watched her stand in front of a mirror, singeing each hair out of her face with a secondhand electrolysis machine.

The return of her testosterone hasn’t resulted in just the resurgence of facial hair; her pants now fit differently, too. My own skin has been plagued by acne since I got off the pill six months ago, and my default states are angry, hungry or sleeping. Such are the perils of trying to have a child the way Lara and I are trying, without in vitro fertilization, or cryogenically frozen sperm. The way fertile cisgender people do: They simply couple up, and boom — a child is born.

James Comey plugging his book on the hour-long infomercial CNN gave him: “Hillary Clinton is more meshed in, trained in, respectful of the norms and traditions that I’m so worried about being eroded today.”

Yeah, the guy who used to run the FBI said that about a woman who trashed evidence, obstructed justice, mishandled classified documents, and consorted with a guy who sent dick-pics to underage girls.

The “norms and traditions” he speaks of must be those of powerful politicians covering up for each other.

BTW: 71% of the FBI’s entire foreign counterintelligence budget has been diverted to Robert Mueller’s Deep State efforts to undermine and overthrow the president.

The sound of weak people screaming for someone else to validate them.

Our kids may rank dead last in math and science, but by golly, they know their genderqueering. (Hat Tip: AOSHQ)

To the folks who find LGBTQ language “confusing”: If my daughter’s second grade class gets it, so can you.

Second grade.
Second. Grade.
Lawd have mercy.
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Whatever you say, dear

In an exclusive statement to Mediaite, the MSNBC host claims these posts from The Reid Report — which include defending homophobia, gay jokes, and the outright mocking of gay people and homosexuality — were somehow put in by an “external party” that “manipulated material from my now-defunct blog.”

While Reid apologized in December for writing homophobic content on a blog she ran long before her days as an icon of the #Resistance movement, she claims these new posts opposing gay marriage and cringing “at the sight of two men kissing” were part of a “fabricated” outside effort to paint her as “offensive and hateful.”

FWIW, I don’t think the comments on the blog, which amounted to, “a lot of straight people think gay sex is gross” is homophobic or even offensive. Which makes me think if her old blog was hacked, as she claimed…. well, 4Chan could have put a lot more interesting stuff than *that* on it, that’s all I’m saying.

That Mohammedan Feminist Professor of Arts and Letters, Randa Jarrar, is a fine example of the class and intellectual candlepower of the contemporary academic left. Here are some of her eloquent words.

“I don’t give a f—. I’m buying guns. I’m an American. I’m buying guns,” Jarrar said. “The other side is, like, doing some stupid s—. I’m gonna do some stupid s—. I’m tired of, like, being the bigger person — literally am usually — but, like, I’m also just tired of the left being, like, f—ing stupid and being like, ‘No we have to like be gentle’ … no, don’t be f—— gentle.'”

Later in the clip, Jarrar calls for attacks against someone named Spencer, asking why “Spencer’s house is still standing.”

“It needs to be f—ing broken into,” she said. “People need to f—ing throw grenades into it. I don’t give a f—.”

Where do our universities find such wonderful people?

Some people might find a Mohammedan openly calling for hijacking airplanes and bombing people they disagree with …. um… problematic. But, fortunately, our leftist run universities don’t see a problem with this. I mean, it’s not like xe offended someone by using the “wrong” pronoun or some other intolerable breach of decency.

If you are (like most of the left) anti-Christian, then… by the Calvinball-like Rules of the Left… you are also a racist bigot.

Overall, people of color are more likely than whites to be Christians — and pretty devout Christians at that. Some 83 percent of all black Americans are absolutely certain that God exists. No other group comes close to this figure. Black Christians are far more likely than white Christians (84 percent to 64 percent) to describe religion as very important in their lives. Of all ethnic groups, black Christians are the most likely to attend services, pray frequently and read the Bible regularly. They are also — here’s the kicker — most likely to believe that their faith is the place to look for answers to questions about right and wrong. And they are, by large margins, the most likely to believe that the Bible is the literally inerrant word of God. In short, if you find Christian traditionalism creepy, it’s black people you’re talking about.

Also, you’re anti-woman.

If you’re mocking Christians, you’re mostly mocking women, because women are more likely than men to be Christians. The greatest disproportion is found among black Christians, of whom only 41 percent are male. So you’re mocking black women in particular.

Doesn’t matter, you say? Because, like the young Nazi in ‘Cabaret’, you believe that as a secular enlightened progressive socialist ‘Tomorrow Belongs to Us.’ Maybe not.

Here we see something about the future. Look at the figures for the young, on the left-hand side. Only 9 percent of white Christians are young millennials, compared with 21 percent of Asian Christians and 16 percent of Latino Christians. Some 17 percent of white Christians are from the so-called silent generation. No other group comes close. In other words, white Christians are aging. Christians of color are youthening.

Can You Imagine If This Were All You Ever Thought About?

While not the most enthusiastic Trump fan, not a day goes by when I’m not grateful this horrid woman isn’t president.

“I knew it. I knew this would happen to me,” Clinton reportedly said, according to excerpts from a new book published in The Daily Beast. “They were never going to let me be president.”

It’s always someone else’s fault, isn’t it, Hilly?

I guess by “They,” she thinks she means the “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.” HRC always had a boundless sense of entitlement and an equally massive sense of paranoia. But the real “they” are just people fed up by being told what to do by people like her; people who think they know what’s best for everyone and then use Government to force their choices on others while exempting themselves from the law.

Oh, and about that “basketful of deplorables” label she slapped on Trump supporters, turned out that was something she focus-tested with the people who really matter.

“The Deplorables always got a laugh, over living-room chats in the Hamptons, at dinner parties under the stars on Martha’s Vineyard, over passed hors d’oeuvres in Beverly Hills, and during sunset cocktails in Silicon Valley.”

The below says something I have long thought but never been able to articulate as well as “Mark.”

Probably the closest thing to “Real Capitalism” was what was practiced in Hong Kong between 1947 and 1997; a time when a tiny city-state became one of the most prosperous places in the world and had a tax code smaller than a TGI Friday’s menu.

Chile also became much more prosperous after Pinochet dealt with the Communist there. He left office peacefully, leaving his country and free and prosperous. The same cannot be said of Castro, Chavez, Mao, Mugabe, or any other socialist maximum leader.

Socialism, on the other hand, has led to more murder, deprivation, and poverty for more people than literally any other idea in history.

The California Legislature is fast-tracking a bill that would make it illegal to publish, sell or exchange any book critical of transgenderism or not critical of the idea that sexual behavior can be changed. I am not making this up.

California’s legislature is poised to approve one of the most serious attacks against freedom of speech ever contemplated in U.S. history this week. Assembly Bill 2943 is legislation that would place that state in an Orwellian society by banning books, speech, and commercial services that would (in the state’s subjective view) help or encourage any willing consumer to overcome same-sex desires or gender confusion.

In the bill, California makes a legislative declaration that “Contemporary science recognizes that being lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender is part of the natural spectrum of human identity” and that so-called “change efforts,” including merely speaking a different viewpoint, constitutes unlawful, unfair, or fraudulent business practices under the state’s consumer protection laws.

They are claiming that promoting (or even discussing) the idea that humans can choose to control their own sexual behavior is “consumer fraud,” because it’s obviously impossible for any human being to manage their sexual urges. Except for straight intoxicated college men, who are expected to behave like chaste monks.

I note that the California Legislature is not banning books or speech on how cancer can be cured with crystals, or explaining the “health benefits” for women of stuffing rocks into their vajayjays.

Usually, leftists are happy (or, at least, their self-styled misery abates slightly) when Republicans die. Most of the notes from the Democrat Media Complex on the passing of Barbara Bush have been reasonably respectful.

Then, there’s this tenured Mohammedan feminist and award winning poet and social justice activist.

Jarrar’s first tweet on Bush’s death stated: “Barbara Bush was a generous and smart and amazing racist who, along with her husband, raised a war criminal. F**k outta here with your nice words.”

Jarrar continued, writing: “PSA: either you are against these pieces of shit and their genocidal ways or you’re part of the problem. that’s actually how simple this is. I’m happy the witch is dead. can’t wait for the rest of her family to fall to their demise the way 1.5 million iraqis have. byyyeeeeeeee.”

And in case you were wondering, she’s every bit as pretty on the outside as she is on the inside.

Oh, and the social justice wankers are boycotting Starbucks now because some guys who were loitering in Starbucks refused to leave and were arrested for refusing a police order to stop trespassing on private property. Starbucks is closing the day after Memorial Day (Woo HOO! Four Day Weekend!) To provide social justice indoctrination to their employees. This has not appeased the wankers even one little bit. But they are apparently too stupid to realize that coffee can be purchased elsewhere or even made at home.

Someone I never met but in a way I know ventured into the Feminism/Women Studies section of a bookstore and found these titles that show, pretty much, what the tone of Modern Feminism is.

Starbucks is spending its mandatory XX number of days in the Hate Box. This means gigantic leftist jerkwads get to go to Starbucks and harass minimum wage employees. Then, they’ll look for some TV cameras to complain how victimized and oppressed they are.