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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #196: Valar Portcullis</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that didn't go back in time just to see what giant tortoises actually taste like...until it did, and now it has. It's one of those timey whimey yummy tummy sort of things. You know. Download audio file (wjustice061413.mp3) Agenda: PNG and graphical hipsters Sam Jackson, brewmeister [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that didn't go back in time just to see what giant tortoises actually taste like...until it did, and now it has.  It's one of those timey whimey yummy tummy sort of things.  You know.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>PNG and graphical hipsters</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2006/08/14/samuel-jackson-beer-chappelle-show/">Sam Jackson, brewmeister</a> and keeper of graphic info</li>
<li>Ed needs to see a doctor about his Lower Third</li>
<li>Everybody uses GIFs?  If everybody jumped off a bridge, would you etc. etc.?</li>
<li>Widge's mic is possessed by images.  It made even less sense at the time.</li>
<li>ScottC, possessed by Barry White</li>
<li>The Magic Mike</li>
<li>The world's most popular Irish podcaster returns!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/09/20/game-of-thrones-season-2-tv-vs-book/"><I>Game of Thrones</i></a> post-mortem!</li>
<li>Arya, major asskicker</li>
<li>How to rock on the Iron Throne and ideas for the Westeros Theme Park</li>
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<li>The importance of communication</li>
<li>The new McDonald's gambit</li>
<li>Catching up with <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/">Doctor Who</a> with added Whovian annotations</li>
<li>Buddy cop bigotry</li>
<li>Time travel rules</li>
<li>Games, movies and glad we're not accountants</li>
<li>PS4 vs. Xbox One</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/munchkin/"><I>Munchkin</i></a> marches on</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/arrested-development/"><I>Arrested Development</i></a></li>
<li>Tuffley, cure for insomnia</li>
<li>Bukkake safety.  And glitter.</li>
<li>Reminder to self about Episode 200</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B1ME3DQ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00B1ME3DQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Earth Rocker</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice061413.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #195: Criminal Cravings for Empanadas</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/06/02/criminal-cravings-empanadas/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #195: Criminal Cravings for Empanadas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2013 03:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that wants to believe but can't due to an overabundance of ECT while it was in middle school. And it's here, albeit delayed by weather, illness and exhaustion--the three horsemen of the podcast apocalypse. Download audio file (wjustice053113.mp3) Agenda: Beer and loneliness. By degrees. Donut outreach [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that wants to believe but can't due to an overabundance of ECT while it was in middle school.  And it's here, albeit delayed by weather, illness and exhaustion--the three horsemen of the podcast apocalypse.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice053113.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice053113.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Beer and loneliness.  By degrees.</li>
<li>Donut outreach</li>
<li>The definition of in-laws and Serv's true occupation</li>
<li>The true nature and conspiracy behind X-Track</li>
<li>Fun with <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/05/27/hannibal-tv-series-problem/"><I>Hannibal</i></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/">Doctor Who</a>, drugs and the 80s</li>
<li>Need Coffee: The Beer</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/frank-zappa/">Frank Zappa</a> and shoes</li>
<li>More Derelict</li>
<li><em>Grimm</em> and gypsy safety advice (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Benedict Cumberkhan and <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/05/17/star-trek-darkness-wayhomer-review/"><em>Star Trek</em></a> mayhem (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/avengers/">Avengers</a> cartoons</li>
<li>Strange <em>Dredd</em> casting</li>
<li><em>Faces of Death</em> starring The Monkees</li>
<li>Sympathy for the Masters of Evil</li>
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<li><I>Game of Wolverines in a Can</i> and Dinklage: Badass</li>
<li>The magic of Liberace</li>
<li><em>The Iceman</em></li>
<li>Haunted coffee!</li>
<li>Doctor Who series finale! (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>The time properties of Drunk Aaron</li>
<li>Tanning tips from Spazhouse</li>
<li>The Adventures of Doctor Quickly!</li>
<li>Mining for dwarves</li>
<li>Warning: seething pie!</li>
<li>60 Days of Donuts!</li>
<li>Wilford Brimley, trapped in a bottle</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B1ME3DQ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00B1ME3DQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Earth Rocker</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice053113.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #195: Criminal Cravings for Empanadas</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/05/17/leonard-nimoy-hobo-denial-incident/">click here</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://joeberkovitz.com/blog/2007/05/16/new-mexico-episode-1-the-church-of-cartesian-space/" target="_blank">Image.</a></p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #194: The Leonard Nimoy Hobo Denial Incident</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that wants Martha Stewart and Snoop Lion to get together and do...whatever. Cook. Fight crime. Smoke weed. Whatever. Just film it. Download audio file (wjustice051713.mp3) Agenda: Ed Helms has a hard drive? Leigh and her dirty mind It's the time of the non-season Rox on override [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that wants <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2008/11/25/snoop-martha-stewart-mashed-potatoes/">Martha Stewart</a> and Snoop Lion to get together and do...whatever. Cook.  Fight crime.  Smoke weed.  Whatever.  Just film it.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Ed Helms has a hard drive?</li>
<li>Leigh and her dirty mind</li>
<li>It's the time of the non-season</li>
<li>Rox on override</li>
<li>Vague spoilers!  For...something</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2011/11/08/warehouse-13/"><I>Warehouse 13</i></a> praise</li>
<li>Of <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/hannibal-lecter/"><I>Hannibal</i></a> and amnesia</li>
<li>Kim and autographing geekery</li>
<li>Leigh-sized vehicles</li>
<li>Sleeping with Jon</li>
<li>Why Kim hates villagers</li>
<li>How to have an orgy in a video game</li>
<li>How not to treat your carpet</li>
<li>Non-fun with disgusting drinks</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/05/04/iron-man-3-3d-wayhomer-review/"><I>Iron Man 3</i></a> vs. <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/05/12/great-gatsby-3d-wayhomer-review/"><I>Great Gatsby</i></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>What the Ultimate Universe did wrong</li>
<li>How many boobs equal a swear word?</li>
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<li>There goes our Audi sponsorship</li>
<li>The trouble with <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/gwyneth-paltrow/">Paltrow</a></li>
<li>Squeeing about SHIELD</li>
<li>Inexplicable HockeyCast!</li>
<li>Donut near miss!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/04/19/oblivion-2013-wayhomer-review/"><I>Oblivion</i></a> problems</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/"><I>Doctor Who</i></a> bitching</li>
<li><em>Miami Vice</em> trauma</li>
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<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B1ME3DQ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00B1ME3DQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Earth Rocker</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice051713.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #194: The Leonard Nimoy Hobo Denial Incident</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/05/03/wheres-my-mojito-jelly-bean/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #193: Where's My Mojito, Jelly Bean?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 10:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>The generators keep getting smaller (and Leon's getting larger)</li>
<li>Florida will not stand on ceremony</li>
<li>The bounce to the ounce</li>
<li>Clap for Aaron.  Or else.</li>
<li>What Widge does on his desktop</li>
<li>ScottC's terrible connection and much suffering</li>
<li>Danger and boobs</li>
<li>Jon reenacts parts of <I>Amerika</i></li>
<li>Trying to troubleshoot ScottC.  This could take a while.</li>
<li>The power of sighs</li>
<li>Alcohol report.  Wait, no, <I>Warehouse 13</i>.  Perhaps both.</li>
<li><I>Defiance</i></li>
<li><I>Game of Thrones</i>: destroying the incest bell curve</li>
<li>Catching up with <I>The Following</i></li>
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<li>Keith Richards, Snoop Dogg and science!</li>
<li>Dissecting <I>Hannibal</i></li>
<li>Aaron's <I>Iron Man 3</i> review</li>
<li>Reflecting on <I>Thor</i> and the life of the Marvel Cinematic Universe under Disney</li>
<li><I>Man of Steel</i>, Zod and the sorority</li>
<li><I>Doctor Who</i> and Pearl Jam</li>
<li>Leg waxing for guys.  And no.</li>
<li>The reality of stupid children.</li>
<li><i>Vice</i>, insanity and avoiding Wal-Mart after the apocalypse</li>
<li><I>Mad Men</i></li>
<li>Translating Scott (i.e. humoring him)</li>
<li>Rob's <I>Iron Man 3</i> review</li>
<li>Rock Lobster!</li>
<li>Sigh Lobster!</li>
<li>Rox TechTalk</li>
<li>Rox and the gift that keeps on giving</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B1ME3DQ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00B1ME3DQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Earth Rocker</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
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<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice050313.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #193: Where's My Mojito, Jelly Bean?</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/04/19/how-to-whack-em-with-your-whackems/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #192: How to Whack Em With Your Whackems</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Serv gives Jon career advice</li>
<li>More fun with what people haven't seen</li>
<li>Even more fun with Widge's mic</li>
<li>Wacky Adventures With Rox!</li>
<li>Bartitsu!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2006/07/09/doctor-who-first-series-dvd-review/"><em>Doctor Who</em></a> and the lack of subtitles</li>
<li>Doing <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/harrison-ford/">Harrison Ford</a></li>
<li>What $20 can get you</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/07/17/game-thrones-book-vs-television/"><em>Game of Thrones</em></a> and ratings</li>
<li>Widge vs. <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/hannibal-lecter/"><em>Hannibal</em></a></li>
<li>Tuffley vs. <em>Bates Motel</em></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/x-men/">X-Men</a> movie updates</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/marvel/">Marvel</a> vs. Madge</li>
<li>Dalton vs. <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/pierce-brosnan/">Brosnan</a> and alternate universes</li>
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<li>Asskicking women</li>
<li>NYPD Police and pseudo-crime</li>
<li>Rox and karma</li>
<li>Weird and dangerous <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/iphone/">iPhone</a> settings</li>
<li>Rox's new boyfriend</li>
<li>Rox's new friend-friend</li>
<li>Billy Bragg weighs in on <I>Derelict</i></li>
<li>Bizarre and unexpected HockeyCast</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B1ME3DQ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00B1ME3DQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Earth Rocker</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice041913.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #192: How to Whack Em With Your Whackems</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/04/06/schrodingers-michonne/">click here</a>.</p>
<p>Image: <a href="http://www.papermoneyauction.com/notes/files/1179/fr-1179-1905-20-I653813-gold-certificates-sergiosanchez.php" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">$20 bill from Paper Money Auction</a></p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #191: Schrodinger's Michonne</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the delay...was busy doing the things that help pay the mortgage so I have a roof over my blogging cave.  Want to help with that and thus remove roadblocks to podcasting?  Find out more <a href="http://needcoffee.com/support/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Any and all help is greatly appreciated and helps delay the further greying of Widge's beard.</p>
<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that was ready to be the first beer growler store in Woodbury...and then it all went to shit.  Thanks a lot, Gov.  Prick.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Celebrate 500 years of Florida with growlers</li>
<li>Feet hatred, Easter and patch avoidance</li>
<li>Huey Lewis and the advancing decrepitude</li>
<li>Introducing Leigh to <I>Back to the Future</i></li>
<li>Duran Duran retrospective</li>
<li>Catching up with David Bowie</li>
<li>Trying to catch up with <I>Grimm</i></li>
<li>Mini bonding</li>
<li>Non-fun with road rash</li>
<li>From behind: Microsoft vs. Apple</li>
<li>Need Coffee vs. the Final Four</li>
<li>The latest with <I>Doctor Who</i> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Haunted by the cardboard Hitchcock</li>
<li>Lindsay Lohan and the demon seed</li>
<li>Bioshock: The Thesis</li>
<li><I>Walking Dead</i>'s season end (SPOILERS) and unemployment</li>
<li>If only the zombie apocalypse had a Professor</li>
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<li>How <I>Walking Dead</i> is a remake of <I>Les Miserables</i>.  Or vice versa.</li>
<li>Why AMC acts insane most of the time</li>
<li>HBO and <I>Game of Thrones</i> and Go and well, not really</li>
<li>PBS starts to act saner</li>
<li><I>House of Cards</i> (some SPOILERS)</li>
<li><em>Pride and Prejudice and Daleks</em></li>
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<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B1ME3DQ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00B1ME3DQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Earth Rocker</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice040513.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #191: Schrodinger's Michonne</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/03/22/house-cards-condo-monopoly-money/">click here</a>.</p>
<p>Image: Every Ounce Counts Growler from Northern Brewer.  <a href="http://www.northernbrewer.com/shop/every-ounce-counts-growler-with-cap.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">On sale here.</a></p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #190: House of Cards, Condo of Monopoly Money</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that has unraveled the vast conspiracy that links Sesame Street with SPECTRE. The truth can finally be revealed. Download audio file (wjustice032213.mp3) Agenda: Lice and parenting update Damn you, atheists! The trouble with schools Song of the South revisited Spicy brains. And prions. At last, a [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that has unraveled the vast conspiracy that links <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/sesame-street/"><I>Sesame Street</i></a> with SPECTRE.  The truth can finally be revealed.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Lice and parenting update</li>
<li>Damn you, atheists!</li>
<li>The trouble with schools</li>
<li><em>Song of the South</em> revisited</li>
<li>Spicy brains.  And prions.</li>
<li>At last, a reason for education!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/apple/">Apple</a> shopping online</li>
<li>Catching up with <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/robin/">Robin</a></li>
<li>Kato Boutelle</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><em>Walking Dead</em></a> lameness (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><em>The Following</em> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/house-of-cards/"><em>House of Cards</em></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/01/01/top-gear-dragoncon-2012/"><em>Top Gear</em></a> and reality</li>
<li>Remembering (incorrectly) <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/snl/"><em>Saturday Night Live</em></a></li>
<li>The black hole of Sesame Street</li>
<li>What...Bali Hai?</li>
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<li>Catching up on <I>Leverage</i>.  Not really.</li>
<li>The <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/veronica-mars/"><I>Veronica Mars</i></a> <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/kickstarter/">Kickstarter</a></li>
<li>Catching up with <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/peter-weller/">Peter Weller</a></li>
<li>The healing power of <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/robert-vaughn/">Robert Vaughn</a></li>
<li>The Legend of Billy Barty</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B1ME3DQ?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00B1ME3DQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Earth Rocker</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice032213.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #190: House of Cards, Condo of Monopoly Money</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/03/08/yard-sales-apocalypse/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #189: Yard Sales of the Apocalypse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that, if you were holed up during the zombie apocalypse in a military bunker, would pull a Miguel on your ass. And you know it, too. Download audio file (wjustice030813.mp3) Agenda: Freestyle rap and Silver Linings Discomfort In defense of Christoph Waltz Iron Man 3 trailer--oh [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that, if you were holed up during the zombie apocalypse in a military bunker, would pull a Miguel on your ass.  And you know it, too.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Freestyle rap and <I>Silver Linings Discomfort</i></li>
<li>In defense of <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/christoph-waltz/">Christoph Waltz</a></li>
<li><I>Iron Man 3</i> trailer--oh shit, discuss it quick!  In pieces!</li>
<li>Kid cranium sub sandwiches</li>
<li>Cart Talk!</li>
<li>The Mystery of the Unipickle</li>
<li>Pickle talk that isn't actually sexual</li>
<li>What not to do at the Carnegie Deli</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/08/28/walking-dead-tyreese-shane-daryl-t-dog/"><I>The Walking Dead</i></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/downton-abbey/"><I>Downton Abbey</i></a>, period soap opera (slight SPOILERS)</li>
<li>The best gig</li>
<li>Quartets</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/tom-clancy/">Tom Clancy</a>verse</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/wolverine/">Wolverine</a> hair</li>
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<li>Hair clamping</li>
<li>Roughing it at the Motel 6</li>
<li>Derelict scouts</li>
<li><a href="http://www.nerdmeritbadges.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Nerd merit badges</a></li>
<li>Family tech support</li>
<li>Eating and getting poisoned with The Supersizers</li>
<li>Nougat shiv!</li>
<li>Looting bodies</li>
<li>Tips for backpacking during the zombie apocalypse</li>
<li><I>Neverwhere</i> on radio</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/billy-connolly/">Billy Connolly</a>, nice guy</li>
<li><I>Iron Man 3</i> redux</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/mickey-rourke/">Mickey Rourke</a> Syndrome</li>
<li>Fear the Crime Otter!</li>
<li>Zombie Fun with the Bradys</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/star-wars/">Star Wars</a> sequels update</li>
<li>More <I>Following</i> catchup</li>
<li>Oh, well, fine, Oscars</li>
<li>Fistbumps for the dead</li>
<li>New cosplay idea</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice030813.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #189: Yard Sales of the Apocalypse</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/02/23/appetite-destruction-lust-peeps/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #188: Appetite for Destruction, Lust For Peeps</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 13:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry it's late. It's been a day. So. It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, which really wishes for the day where 3-D Peep printing technology becomes affordable enough to put such a printer in every home. One day, people. One. Day. Download audio file (wjustice022213.mp3) The new Thursday and the new Wednesday Travel [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry it's late.  It's been a day.  So.  It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, which really wishes for the day where 3-D Peep printing technology becomes affordable enough to put such a printer in every home.  One day, people.  One.  Day.</p>
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<li>The new Thursday and the new Wednesday</li>
<li>Travel tips with Jon</li>
<li>Nakedness.  And <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2007/04/20/legion-super-peeps/">Peeps</a>.  And body paint.</li>
<li>Filling in boob.</li>
<li>Kim vs. <em>Hansel &#038; Gretel</em></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/jeremy-renner/">Jeremy Renner</a> and Geek Love.</li>
<li>In (very slight) defense of the <I>Dungeons &#038; Dragons</i> film</li>
<li>Naughty witches</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/peter-stormare/">Peter Stormare</a> spoilers!</li>
<li>Of Ren Fests and calendars</li>
<li><I>Elementary</i> vs. THE PAST</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/downton-abbey/"><I>Downton</I></a> and <I>Upstairs Downstairs</i>.  Yes, again.</li>
<li>Sparkles kill, kids.</li>
<li>Following <I>The Following</i></li>
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<li>The Maker's Mark Scandal</li>
<li>Conepocalypse</li>
<li>Peep intervention</li>
<li>Oversharing</li>
<li>Kim and Leigh, comic geeks</li>
<li><I>James Bond Jr.</i></li>
<li><em>Walking Dead</em> round-up (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Rob vs. Oscar shorts</li>
<li>Rob pitches a Liam Neeson/Bruce Willis film</li>
<li>John McClane vs. <em>Downton Abbey</em></li>
<li>Rox IS Banksy.  Spread the word.</li>
<li>Fearing the new X-Men film</li>
<li><em>The Equalizer</em> film</li>
<li>Rox and Uncle Scrooge whiplash</li>
<li>Sebastian was dead, he was already cooked.</li>
<li>Widge vs. Thomas Dolby</li>
<li>Iron Woman and Captain America</li>
<li>Google's watching your bathroom</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice022213.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #188: Appetite for Destruction, Lust For Peeps</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/02/08/christoph-waltz-german-fonz/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #187: Christoph Waltz *is* The German Fonz</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 08:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, which has always had tattoos. You just thought they were painted on. Of course, it's tattooed inside its skin. Best not to ask. Download audio file (wjustice020813.mp3) Agenda: Jon's daughter's Les Miserables review Serv vs. musicals The potential news (prediction...oh dear) What to get Rox for Xmas [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, which has always had tattoos.  You just thought they were painted on.  Of course, it's tattooed <i>inside</i> its skin.  Best not to ask.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Jon's daughter's <I>Les Miserables</i> review</li>
<li>Serv vs. musicals</li>
<li>The potential news (prediction...oh dear)</li>
<li>What to get Rox for Xmas</li>
<li>Ongoing and increasing decrepitude</li>
<li>SuperBowl commercial round-up</li>
<li>Leigh denies the funk</li>
<li>Quick <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/fringe/"><I>Fringe</i></a> redux</li>
<li><em>The Following</em></li>
<li>Leigh, the alcohol denmother</li>
<li>ScottC, would-be killer</li>
<li>The trouble with cycling</li>
<li>Rox's winning photo <a href="http://dahonbikes.com/mainnav/home.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a></li>
<li>The secret of beer glasses</li>
<li>Conepocalypse</li>
<li><em>House of Cards</em></li>
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<li>Sudden and inexplicable HockeyCast!</li>
<li>Widge goes to the dark side</li>
<li>The Samsung Curse</li>
<li>Richard III and podcast seizures</li>
<li>Leigh, Internet Mormon</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2008/08/08/shakespeares-first-theatre/">Shakespeare</a> Uncovered</li>
<li><em>Hansel &#038; Gretel</em> sorta reviews</li>
<li>Uterus redux!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/oscars/">Oscar</a> noms!</li>
<li>Rob's movie reviews!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/sylvester-stallone/">Stallone</a>'s tattoos</li>
<li>Kim's video game check in!</li>
<li>Sexy kaiju</li>
<li>Prostitutes that steal chives</li>
<li>Building <I>Firmville</i></li>
<li>Clinique bonus time!</li>
<li>Fun with arguments!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/rock-lobster/">Rock Lobster</a>!</li>
<li>Of Hawkeye and Chucks...and romance (mostly)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/marvel/">Marvel</a> Babies.  Oy.</li>
<li>Where have all the <a href="http://www.inprnt.com/gallery/jason_chan/zombie_playground/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">zombie children</a> gone?  Long time passing...</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice020813.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #187: Christoph Waltz *is* The German Fonz</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/01/25/android-baklava/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #186: Android Has No Baklava</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, which welded your car doors shut because it wanted to see you try and get in through the windows. Except it also welded your shoes to the floor. Sorry. Download audio file (wjustice012513.mp3) Agenda: Revelations beyond just diet soft drinks Jon's studio destruction "Studio" size enhancement A [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, which welded your car doors shut because it wanted to see you try and get in through the windows.  Except it also welded your shoes to the floor.  Sorry.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice012513.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice012513.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Revelations beyond just diet soft drinks</li>
<li>Jon's studio destruction</li>
<li>"Studio" size enhancement</li>
<li>A North American Zune...in the wild, even</li>
<li>Polka karaoke</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/01/22/fringe-finale/"><em>Fringe</em></a> f*ckery</li>
<li>SPOILERS: <I>American Horror Story</i></li>
<li>Jon <I>is</i> the Sound Board</li>
<li>Widge's television report</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/transporter/"><em>Transporter</em></a> the Series</li>
<li>Steampunky Brewster</li>
<li>Converting to the <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/iphone/">iPhone</a> and fun with <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/android/">Android</a></li>
<li>Not into comics</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><I>Walking Dead</i></a> the game and bye-bye, showrunner</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/house-of-cards/"><I>House of Cards</i></a></li>
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<li>Random television car information</li>
<li>What Kim knows</li>
<li>Game show rules, some of them Rox style</li>
<li><I>Let's Make a Mildly Offensive Deal</i></li>
<li><I>The Iceman</i></li>
<li>Hockey LaborCast!</li>
<li>Rox, nomadic helper</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/"><I>Doctor Who</i></a> and <I>War Games</i></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/michael-bay/">Michael Bay</a> golems</li>
<li>Zine update, Russians and a tracksuit</li>
<li>The Applebees Update</li>
<li>From John Oates to Nick Cave?</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice012513.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #186: Android Has No Baklava</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/01/11/dining-mortons-steakhouse-traumatized-pig/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #185: Dining at Morton's Steakhouse With a Traumatized Pig</title>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2013/01/05/django-unchained-wayhomer-review/"><em>Django Unchained</em></a></li>
<li>Holidays and mountains</li>
<li>Quantum WTF</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/star-wars/">Star Wars</a> Mad Libs</li>
<li>Banging it out on Satan's typewriter</li>
<li>Holy shit, it's Doc!  Now beer!</li>
<li>Auditory hallucinations!  And visual!  And the rest.</li>
<li>Schrodinger's Skype call</li>
<li>Serv cleans out <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/portland/">Portland</a></li>
<li>The Beer Report</li>
<li>Growing older and regret and remorse</li>
<li>Wait.  What's in Leigh's freezer?</li>
<li>Things Might Happen</li>
<li>The trouble with transcripts</li>
<li>Campbell Tech Support</li>
<li>Your Windows 8 update</li>
<li>Widge's CV needs an update.  Plus waffles.</li>
<li><em>Les Miserables</em> and alcohol planning</li>
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<li>Very clean dirty people</li>
<li>Leigh's supercar adventure in <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/las-vegas/">Vegas</a></li>
<li>The porn version of <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2011/10/08/real-steel-wayhomer-review/"><I>Real Steel</i></a></li>
<li>Your <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/charlie-brooker/">Charlie Brooker</a> update</li>
<li>Those grinding Republicans</li>
<li>Scott has a visitor</li>
<li>Scott's grandmother: a fantastic idea</li>
<li>ScottC: superspy</li>
<li>The <I>Dredd</i> question</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/james-franco/">James Franco</a> and <I>Oz</i></li>
<li>Zines in the ice!</li>
<li>Justifying gypsy dumpster diving</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/">Doctor Who</a> Xmas special</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/tim-burton/">Tim Burton</a>'s <em>Home Alone</em></li>
<li>The Debbie Harry <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/barbie/">Barbie</a></li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice011113.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #185: Dining at Morton's Steakhouse With a Traumatized Pig</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/12/21/two-tables-flipped-for-your-face/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 13:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>It's Weekend Justice: the podcast that nods and smiles and knew all along that the Mayans were just trying to ensure that they got lots of airplay on The History Channel at the appropriate time.  This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe.  Especially so given this year-end, outtakes episode. Which is infused with even more alcohol and furniture-sex humor than usual.  You have been warned.</p>
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<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
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<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab this feed <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
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<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice2012outtakes.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice: The 2011 Year-End Edition</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/12/21/two-tables-flipped-for-your-face/">click here</a>. </p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Stop bothering Rox with your last minute crap Xmas gift ideas</li>
<li>The danger of Amazon Prime</li>
<li>The evil of raisins</li>
<li>Fun with Instagram</li>
<li>Cat butt coffee ale!</li>
<li>Leigh vs. gravity and the death of keyboards</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/12/15/hobbit-unexpected-journey-3d-wayhomer-review/"><em>The Hobbit</em></a> and hotness</li>
<li>Kids and fandom</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/aaron-sorkin/">Aaron Sorkin</a>, making people sad</li>
<li>Spazhouse: The Barbershop</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/angela-lansbury/">Angela Lansbury</a>, not dead</li>
<li>The Flaming Keyboard</li>
<li>French <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/benedict-cumberbatch/">Cumberbatch</a></li>
<li>Rox's search for cake</li>
<li>The Search for <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/star-trek/">Star Trek</a> Sex Toys</li>
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<li>More Hobbit talk</li>
<li>Serious Tolkien fannishness</li>
<li>Drunk Irishman!</li>
<li>The Irish Sexy Elba Song</li>
<li>Aaron's amazing drunk dials</li>
<li>Drunk intros</li>
<li>Rob, more befuddled than ever</li>
<li>How to improve <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2009/04/21/gone-with-the-wind-post-apocalypse/"><I>Gone With the Wind</i></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><em>Walking Dead</em></a> giant balloons</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/rock-lobster/">Rock Lobster</a>!</li>
<li>Fruitcake bonus!</li>
<li>How to record from your bed.  While drunk.</li>
<li>Eric Stoltz and a giant needle of love</li>
<li>What happens in (REDACTED) stays in (REDACTED)</li>
<li>What's weird about lesbian arms</li>
<li>How Drunk Aaron can make you money</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice122112.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #184: Two Tables Flipped For Your Face</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/12/14/apples-confusion-aneurysms/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #183: Apples, Confusion &amp; Aneurysms</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Rox vs. the Digital Hipsters</li>
<li>Silent Service</li>
<li>Welcome to Meth Talk</li>
<li>Festive nutmeg</li>
<li><I>Waiting for Beer</i>
<li>Your Sam Adams Report</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/superman/"><i>Man of Steel</i></a> teaser</li>
<li>Kevin Costner and the Box</li>
<li><I>Waterworld</i> the Series</li>
<li>Pissy restaurants in Tallahassee</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/rock-lobster/">Rock Lobster</a>!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/star-trek/"><em>Star Trek</em></a> teaser</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/benedict-cumberbatch/">Benedict Cumberbatch</a> goal!  Plus voice babies.</li>
<li>Monitor envy</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2009/05/20/legend-lone-ranger-dvd-review/"><I>The Lone Ranger</i></a> trailer</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/johnny-depp/">Johnny Depp</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/tim-burton/">Tim Burton</a>'s <em>A Charlie Brown Christmas</em></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/mickey-rourke/">Mickey Rourke</a>, non-hobo</li>
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<li>Manjuice!  And Joy.</li>
<li>Take It All</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/kevin-smith/">Kevin Smith</a> vs. <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2011/10/07/astrophobos-lovecraft-audio/">Lovecraft</a></li>
<li>Jack, Criminal</li>
<li>Bad sex</li>
<li>The End of the World</li>
<li>Rob's <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/hobbit/"><em>Hobbit</em></a> review</li>
<li><em>Django Unchained</em> review</li>
<li><em>Les Miz</em> review</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/cirque-du-soleil/">Cirque du Soleil</a>'s <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/batman/">Batman</a></li>
<li><em>Zero Dark Thirty</em> cameo</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice121412.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #183: Apples, Confusion &#038; Aneurysms</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/12/07/grandmother-pitchfork-iphone/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #182: Grandmother With a Pitchfork (for iPhone)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>widgett@needcoffee.com (Needcoffee.com)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that cannot be replaced by any simple smartphone app, no matter how hard you goddamn programmers try. Download audio file (wjustice120712.mp3) Agenda: That thing in The Mexico What you wear for self-deprecation The Screwed Up Feet of the Long Distance Runner, or Why Jon [...]<p>a</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>That thing in The Mexico</li>
<li>What you wear for self-deprecation</li>
<li>The Screwed Up Feet of the Long Distance Runner, or Why Jon is Zombie Food</li>
<li>Disco on wheels, plus seizures</li>
<li>Technical Podcast Hell</li>
<li>In defense of Samsung</li>
<li>Scott's perfectly timed exercise question</li>
<li>Motivational apps</li>
<li>Email and the Arrow of Time</li>
<li>The benefit of canes...and dishonor</li>
<li><a href="http://evilcakehead.com/2012/11/29/hyper-realistic-solid-chocolate-baby-heads-must-see/" target="_blank">White chocolate baby heads</a></li>
<li>Advent calendar idea</li>
<li>Hello shingles</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/hobbit/">Hobbit</a> Syndrome</li>
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<li>Tolkien Botox</li>
<li>Pre-substantiation</li>
<li><a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Jello/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bacon Jello</a></li>
<li>The Giant Cosmic Blender at the Heart of the Universe</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/13-days-of-xmas/">Xmas</a> trees</li>
<li>Storage Truth!</li>
<li>Dander Wars</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/"><em>Boardwalk Empire</em></a> and damaged goods (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><em>Walking Dead</em></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Alice of Spazhouse</li>
<li>Crime and Comic Relief</li>
<li>The demise of Vertigo</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/alan-moore/">Alan Moore</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/">Doctor Who</a> speculation</li>
<li>Who <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/superman/">Superman</a> should fight (brilliant)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/07/04/amazing-spider-man-3d-wayhomer-review/">Spider-Man</a> speculations</li>
<li>Rob's <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/red-dawn/"><em>Red Dawn</em></a> review</li>
<li>Saving cinemas with overpriced food</li>
<li>Edison, asshole</li>
<li>How to pronounce "meme"</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice120712.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #182: Grandmother With a Pitchfork (for iPhone)</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/11/30/bishop-charles-durning-serpent/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #181: Bishop Charles Durning vs. The Serpent</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that, because it is smarter than its participants, thinks quietly to itself that they're thinking about an alternate version of the movie Q where it faced off against Brian Dennehy. But again, it can only speak through the sound board. So...alas. Download audio file [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that, because it is smarter than its participants, thinks quietly to itself that they're thinking about an alternate version of the movie <I>Q</i> where it faced off against <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/brian-dennehy/">Brian Dennehy</a>.  But again, it can only speak through the sound board.  So...alas.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Human backgammon?</li>
<li>Getting rid of elements</li>
<li>Calling Alan Funt...wait, oh shit</li>
<li><a href="http://www.countrymanmotoring.com/2012/06/steampunk-mini-countryman.html" target="_blank">Potential Roxmobile</a>...or the Tuffmobile.  Whichever.</li>
<li>Jon vs. the new <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/skype/">Skype</a></li>
<li>Serpent and the What, who?</li>
<li>"Mistreating the hunchback"</li>
<li><em>Tyler Perry's Hunchback of Notre Dame</em></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2008/11/27/happy-thanksgiving-2008/">Thanksgiving</a> Parade report</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/smurfs/">Smurf</a> on the loose!</li>
<li>Bob Costas' new job</li>
<li><em>Rise of the Guardians</em> review</li>
<li>Going to <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/portland/">Portland</a> for the bucket of donuts</li>
<li>The dead and their bib overalls - <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><I>Walking Dead</i></a> SPOILERS</li>
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<li><em>Grimm</em> and mid-season finales</li>
<li><em>Two and a Half Men</em> madness</li>
<li>Widge, the mead pusher.  Yes, she said mead.</li>
<li>Instagram vs. Powerball</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/"><em>Boardwalk Empire</em></a>: The Spinoff (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Comparing Capones</li>
<li>Fork in your face</li>
<li>Learning history from <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/steven-spielberg/">Spielberg</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/11/17/lincoln-2012-wayhomer-review/"><em>Lincoln</em></a>'s Oscar chances (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>The magic of Ben Burtt</li>
<li>Revelation about Jon's dad</li>
<li>The Legion of Charleses</li>
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<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
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<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice113012.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #181: Bishop Charles Durning vs. The Serpent</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/11/16/capuchin-keggers-abandoned-laundry/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #180: Capuchin Keggers at the Abandoned Laundry</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 11:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that stars the crimefighting child-like miscreants that were once devised by Franklin W. Dixon to stars in books to be used to punish bad little boys and girls who spent too much time in front of the television.  Little did the Stratemeyer crew know what they were unleashing upon the world...</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Dumping the cyber British lady</li>
<li>Ranking sports.  Plus drugs and marriage and laws!</li>
<li>Jon and Serv reveal <strong>[REDACTED]</strong> and the secret of <strong>[REDACTED]</strong></li>
<li>Serv gets in a word edgewise.  Or four.</li>
<li>Spazhouse Mystery Hour!</li>
<li>Remembering <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/john-denver/">John Denver</a>.  And brownies.</li>
<li>Eagle Scout benefits</li>
<li>Rox on patrol!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/world-war-z/"><em>World War Z</em></a> and That One Guy</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/11/12/skyfall-wayhomer-review/"><em>Skyfall</em></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><em>American Horror Story</em> (mild SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Anne Frank, Nazi Hunter</li>
<li>Replacement Elmos</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><em>Walking Dead</em></a> (heavy SPOILERS)</li>
<li><em>Misguiding Light</em></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/"><em>Boardwalk Empire</em></a> (slightly bulky SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Rob's Movie Festival Report</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/hobbit/"><em>The Hobbit</em></a> and Howard Shore</li>
<li>Soundtrack confessions!</li>
<li>Decrepitude and mortality!</li>
<li>Fucking <em>Les Miserables</em> trailer...</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/tim-burton/">Tim Burton</a>'s Elmo (SPOILERS...sorry, just kidding)</li>
<li>In Search of... Frank Whaley</li>
<li>The Noah movie</li>
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<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
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<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice111612.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #180: Capuchin Keggers at the Abandoned Laundry</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/11/09/mysterious-third-finger/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #179: The Mysterious Third Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 11:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that hopes one day to get legalized via a nationwide vote. One day. But until then, you can only listen for medicinal purposes. Download audio file (wjustice110912.mp3) Agenda: Voting for Roseanne Barr Bewitching Roseanne Rox, armed and dangerous Our own version of election coverage [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that hopes one day to get legalized via a nationwide vote.  One day.  But until then, you can only listen for medicinal purposes.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Voting for Roseanne Barr</li>
<li>Bewitching Roseanne</li>
<li>Rox, armed and dangerous</li>
<li>Our own version of election coverage</li>
<li>Scott's new daddy</li>
<li>Oh shit, research!</li>
<li>Mormons and Fleetwood Mac</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/florida/">Florida</a> vs. the Florida Supreme Court</li>
<li>Your <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/ben-and-jerrys/">Ben &#038; Jerry's</a> update</li>
<li>Aaron's theatrical career (on the stage this time, even!)</li>
<li>Origami of the Gods?</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><em>The Walking Dead</em></a> daily comic strip</li>
<li><em>The Walking Dead</em> has its own damn desk (but not in a Tuffley sort of way) (HUGE SPOILERS)</li>
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<li>Slight <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/"><em>Boardwalk Empire</em></a> discussion--some spoilers</li>
<li>Understanding the fu</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/11/07/cloud-atlas-wayhomer-review/"><em>Cloud Atlas</em></a> and silly controversy</li>
<li>Directing the new <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/star-wars/">Star Wars</a></li>
<li>Hating on <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/joss-whedon/">Joss Whedon</a></li>
<li>Scott, dong hoarder</li>
<li>Jon attempts to explain the Electoral College, helped by alcohol</li>
<li>Rox redecorates the White House</li>
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<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice110912.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #179: The Mysterious Third Finger</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/11/02/subsidiary-walt-disney-company/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #178, A Subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 08:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that was also purchased this week by Disney for $1.45, two bags of Doritos and a half-eaten cinnamon roll. They'll be coming for you next. Download audio file (wjustice110212.mp3) Agenda: Your sports talk Scott returns and a revelation. Plus details. Leigh's memory and context [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that was also purchased this week by Disney for $1.45, two bags of Doritos and a half-eaten cinnamon roll.  They'll be coming for you next.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice110212.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice110212.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Your sports talk</li>
<li>Scott returns and a revelation.  Plus details.</li>
<li>Leigh's memory and context</li>
<li>Interpreting <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/william-shakespeare/">Shakespeare</a> with sex toys</li>
<li>Dreamcasting <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2008/10/13/paul-lynde-halloween-special/">Witchiepoo</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/marvel/">Marvel</a>, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/george-lucas/">Lucas</a> and lots and lots of money</li>
<li>Howard the Duck reborn?</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/disneyworld/">DisneyWorld</a> changes</li>
<li>Things the dog ate</li>
<li>The return of Jem plus chicks dressed as cats</li>
<li>Trick or treating and street candy</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/13-days-of-xmas/">Xmas</a> decorations.  Yes, already.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/thanksgiving/">Thanksgiving</a> music</li>
<li>Crisis on Infinite <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/disney/">Disney</a></li>
<li>Working <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/star-wars/"><em>Star Wars</em></a> to <em>Once Upon a Time</em></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><em>Walking Dead</em></a> and the upcoming zombie apocalypse</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/"><em>Boardwalk Empire</em></a></li>
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<li>Rob's <I>Lincoln</i> and <I>Skyfall</I> review</li>
<li>Scott's stage career update</li>
<li>New <a href="http://www.microcosmdistribution.com/" target="_blank">Microcosm</a> zine</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2007/12/08/sesame-workshop-videos/">Sesame Street</a>, the insanity of Big Bird, and your new project, listeners</li>
<li>Rox's promotion</li>
<li>Alice's Restaurant dubstep</li>
<li>Justin Bieber and the zine</li>
<li>Rox and the karma credits</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice110212.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #178, A Subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/10/26/glitter-fists/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #177: Glitter and Our Fists</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that hasn't found Bigfoot either. So we all have that in common. Download audio file (wjustice102612.mp3) Agenda: Jon sings and then becomes Psycho Santa Dissecting the Mini (plus other Apple shenanigans) The $250 Breaking Point Serv gets the points Size matters, mostly, but maybe [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that hasn't found Bigfoot either.  So we all have that in common.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice102612.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice102612.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Jon sings and then becomes Psycho <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2003/12/07/santa-cthulhu-toy-review/">Santa</a></li>
<li>Dissecting the Mini (plus other <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/apple/">Apple</a> shenanigans)</li>
<li>The $250 Breaking Point</li>
<li>Serv gets the points</li>
<li>Size matters, mostly, but maybe not</li>
<li>Surfacing...or not</li>
<li>Taking geek jokes too seriously</li>
<li>Leigh on crack (very similar to Leigh, full stop)</li>
<li>Kissing from a distance and, naturally, how to abuse it</li>
<li>Cats and strip clubs don't mix</li>
<li>Crime and capes</li>
<li>Not finding <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2007/03/31/bigfoot-and-wildboy/">Bigfoot</a> (mostly due to sexism)</li>
<li>Professional skunk ape exterminators</li>
<li>Universal love of bacon</li>
<li>How to screw up a Boston Kreme</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><em>Walking Dead</em></a> and why Carl should never go to Rox's neighborhood (SPOILERS)</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/32-days-of-halloween/">Halloween</a> viewing</li>
<li>Inadvertent hockey update</li>
<li><em>Mockingbird Lane</em></li>
<li>The Rip Taylor Experience</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/"><em>Boardwalk Empire</em></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Rob's <em>Cloud Atlas</em> review</li>
<li>Rob's <em>Lincoln</em> review and mad method acting</li>
<li>Derelict Scouts and the Georgia Guidestones</li>
<li>The Zine from <a href="http://www.microcosmdistribution.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Microcosm</a>!</li>
<li>Some guy we've all forgotten</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice102612.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #177: Glitter and Our Fists</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/10/19/chive-trimming/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #176: Things You Should Know Before Trimming Your Chives</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that talks a lot about art crime and hygiene...usually in the same sentence. And while doing so, picks your pocket. Yeah, that was the podcast. Sorry. Download audio file (wjustice101912.mp3) Agenda: Eating butter Pulling for Florida and pushing your luck Discounting for friends Leigh, [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that talks a lot about art crime and hygiene...usually in the same sentence.  And while doing so, picks your pocket.  Yeah, that was the podcast.  Sorry.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice101912.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice101912.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Eating butter</li>
<li>Pulling for <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/florida/">Florida</a> and pushing your luck</li>
<li>Discounting for friends</li>
<li>Leigh, surrendering re: the screme egg</li>
<li>Alcohol report</li>
<li>Porn cinematography</li>
<li>Rox and Leigh gives you porn how-tos</li>
<li>The Art Heist</li>
<li>Leigh and the glowing rabbit.  Either that, or Tourette's.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/"><em>Boardwalk Empire</em></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/walking-dead/"><em>Walking Dead</em></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Proportional porn</li>
<li><em>Holliston</em> report</li>
<li>A rum primer</li>
<li>Serv vs Listserv</li>
<li>Spouses who listen to this show (we're f***ed)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2009/11/26/thanksgiving-2009/">Thanksgiving</a> plans</li>
<li>We're not talking about canadian bacon again</li>
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<li>Pining for the operating system</li>
<li>Happy birthday, Rob</li>
<li>Lack of celebrity recognition</li>
<li>The state of air travel today</li>
<li>The rest of the year's movies</li>
<li>Unexcited about <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/hobbit/"><em>The Hobbit</em></a></li>
<li>Anticipating an asskicking from <em>Les Miserables</em></li>
<li>Sprinting through animated <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/avengers/"><em>Avengers</em></a></li>
<li>What's next for <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/07/21/dark-knight-rises-wayhomer-review/"><em>Dark Knight</em></a></li>
<li>How to solve comics</li>
<li>The truth about H.E.R.B.I.E.</li>
<li>Editing people out of the podcast</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice101912.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #176: Things You Should Know Before Trimming Your Chives</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/10/12/tales-burger-king-drive-thru/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #175: Tales That Hit the Burger King Drive-Thru Clearance Bar</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to indoctrinate the kids of tomorrow in a club that combines community spirit with the ultimate dissolution of reality as we know it. Combine the Scouts with hobos and get Grant Morrison and Greg Bear to write the novelization while on speed. [...]<p>a</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Happy Birthday, Simon</li>
<li>Drunken Sasquatches</li>
<li>Jon Hawksmoor</li>
<li>Streiber vs. Icke</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2006/03/07/art-bell-vs-oscar/">Art Bell</a> and the cat story</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/10/06/taken-2-wayhomer-review/"><em>Taken 2</em></a></li>
<li>Shared <I>Tremors</i> love</li>
<li>Pulp action novels.  All 3,614 of them.</li>
<li>How to invoke Leigh.  Not provoke Leigh.  Big difference.</li>
<li>Leigh's <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/florida/">Florida</a> report</li>
<li>Television report</li>
<li>Superheroes from the 1980s</li>
<li>Roku explanation</li>
<li>Angry Birds Everywhere</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/">Boardwalk Empire</a> (SPOILERS)</li>
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<li>Leigh and crying at <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/">Doctor Who</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/09/28/applebees-gambit/">Club Bees</a> Update</li>
<li>Zine Update</li>
<li>Derelict Scouts</li>
<li>The trouble with space harpoons</li>
<li>Jon, crying over spilt Foo Fighters</li>
<li>Villains, Time Lords and Mister Rogers</li>
<li>Fun with <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/midsomer-murders/"><em>Midsomer Murders</em></a></li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice101212.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #175: Tales That Hit the Burger King Drive-Thru Clearance Bar</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/10/05/pickpocketing-pensioners/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #174: How to Pickpocket Pensioners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 10:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to pull out all the VHS tapes where you recorded the TV miniseries of yesteryear and use them to distract your grandmother while we go through her belongings. Tell no one. Download audio file (wjustice100512.mp3) Agenda: Batgirl, candy and mistaken racism Driving [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that wants to pull out all the VHS tapes where you recorded the TV miniseries of yesteryear and use them to distract your grandmother while we go through her belongings.  Tell no one.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice100512.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice100512.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Batgirl, candy and mistaken racism</li>
<li>Driving and then driving some more</li>
<li>The rides Leigh should not ride</li>
<li>Lanterns and spinning round--things you can't do past 40</li>
<li>Sorry, West Virginia</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2011/11/08/warehouse-13/"><em>Warehouse 13</em></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/02/06/fringe-futurama/"><em>Fringe</em></a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Jon's plan for <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/lucy-liu/">Lucy Liu</a></li>
<li>New <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/cartoon-network/">Cartoon Network</a> bits</li>
<li><em>Gold Rush</em> in the jungle</li>
<li>Name Something Other Than That Tune</li>
<li>The Gold All-Stars</li>
<li>Pawning weird shit</li>
<li>How to film <em>The Lottery</em></li>
<li>Eventually, we talk <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/"><I>Boardwalk Empire</i></a>.  Eventually.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2007/07/09/james-earl-jones-sesame-street/">Sesame Street</a> Zombies</li>
<li>Aging the eggs</li>
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<li>Remembering the TV miniseries</li>
<li>And other TV series</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/seth-macfarlane/">Seth MacFarlane</a> and the Oscars</li>
<li>Jon's <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/"><em>Doctor Who</em></a> review</li>
<li>Boutelligan!</li>
<li><em>Doctor Who</em> ranting and non-ranting (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Why <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/torchwood/"><em>Torchwood</em></a> is dead</li>
<li>Latest introductions ever!</li>
<li>9 Out of 10 Anthony Zerbes</li>
<li>Quick <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/10/03/looper-wayhomer-review/"><em>Looper</em></a> discussion!</li>
<li>Grandmothers at <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/dragoncon/">DragonCon</a></li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice100512.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #174: How to Pickpocket Pensioners</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/09/28/applebees-gambit/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #173: The Applebees Gambit</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to go clubbing with you. But you know...not clubbing-clubbing. Download audio file (wjustice092812.mp3) Agenda: Harry Caray, RIP. Or Yoda. RIP. Or...never mind. No idea. Sneaking in the sports portion of the show Who is surprised that Rox knows hockey? A: No One. [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that wants to go clubbing with you.  But you know...not <em>clubbing</em>-clubbing.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Harry Caray, RIP.  Or Yoda.  RIP.  Or...never mind.  No idea.</li>
<li>Sneaking in the sports portion of the show</li>
<li>Who is surprised that Rox knows hockey?  A: No One.</li>
<li>Magic for sale</li>
<li>Alcohol report</li>
<li><a href="http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2012-08-23/club-applebees" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">It's called Club what?</a></li>
<li>Tambourining to <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2009/08/24/faith-no-more-sweet-dreams/">Faith No More</a></li>
<li>Dishonorable discharges</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/marvel/">Marvel</a> Max's Hannah Montana</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2006/01/22/battlestar-galactica-miniseries-dvd-review/"><em>Battlestar Galactica</em></a> warnings</li>
<li>Retro arcade musings</li>
<li>DisneyQuest!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2006/05/09/pinball-heaven/">Pinball machines</a></li>
<li>The Marion, Ohio Commando Gambit</li>
<li>Rox vs. the cuckoo clock</li>
<li>The Slow Anti-Rat Invasion (<a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/">Doctor Who</a> SPOILERS)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/boardwalk-empire/">Boardwalk Empire</a> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Remembering the Art Theatre</li>
<li>Porno for the <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/atari/">Atari</a> 2600</li>
<li>Grading systems, scam we wish we had thought of</li>
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<li>The UK <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/05/05/avengers-3d-2012-wayhomer-review/"><em>Avengers</em></a> Kerfuffle</li>
<li>Rob's movie and Seattle report</li>
<li>Hobo or Not a Hobo?</li>
<li>The Codex Derelictus</li>
<li>DJing at the Bees</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice092812.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #173: The Applebees Gambit</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/09/22/volcanologist-swinger-bar/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #172: A Volcanologist and a Swinger Walk Into a Bar...</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that wants to talk about aliens but inevitably gets shut down by the Illuminati and has to go through some serious audio retrieval before it can be brought to a shambling form of semi-life.  And we don't mean a life with eighteen wheels, either.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice092112.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice092112.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Never discuss Area 51 on a podcast--bad idea</li>
<li><a href="http://vimeo.com/41876864" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Aaron's film!</a></li>
<li>Rox's adaptation of "The Rats in the Walls"</li>
<li>Poltergeist!</li>
<li>Rob's travel report</li>
<li>Laurie Anderson live</li>
<li>Who Rob isn't</li>
<li>Smoke jumping.  We think.</li>
<li>How to torment people through the mail, but without fun and profit</li>
<li>Why Jon is not a time traveler</li>
<li>One surefire way to get a room upgrade</li>
<li>Leigh's Mystery Box</li>
<li>The chat suddenly explodes into the regular podcast</li>
<li>Open swinging</li>
<li>A new niche for newsletters and zines</li>
<li>Always search safely</li>
<li>Dry heaving on the playground</li>
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<li><em>Revolution</em> (SPOILERS)</li>
<li>Fun with Wikipedia</li>
<li>Amish Cyberwarfare!</li>
<li>Spazhouse Murder Mystery Theatre.</li>
<li>The television report</li>
<li>The Harold Perrineau Appreciation Society</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/game-of-thrones/">Game of Thrones</a>...what was that fourth book again?</li>
<li>Weekend Justice makes a guest appearance on a future episode of Help Me Rox</li>
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<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice092112.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #172: A Volcanologist and a Swinger Walk Into a Bar...</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/09/14/drunk-trader-joes-again/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #171: Drunk at the Trader Joe's. Again.</title>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Serv assembles...stuff...and checks different things out</li>
<li>Bragging on kids</li>
<li>Alcohol report</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/dragoncon/">DragonCon</a> debrief</li>
<li>Inexplicable <I>Grimm</i> outburst!</li>
<li>Rox's Adventures in Babysitting</li>
<li>Rox and the real gypsy</li>
<li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/statefarm/7939294866/in/set-72157631426463314" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Zombie Mister Rogers</a></li>
<li>Aaron Poole, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/sherlock-bbc/"><I>Sherlock</i></a> and drinking.  Bitches.</li>
<li>Aaron, wannabe denizen of Newark and online whore</li>
<li>Leigh vs. Samichlaus</li>
<li>Wrong Trader</li>
<li>Night of a Thousand Fistbumps</li>
<li>Leigh's email problems</li>
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<li>Tongo Hiti status</li>
<li>DragonCon Parade fun</li>
<li>The revenge of Fairy Muff</li>
<li>Aaron Poole Band Names</li>
<li>G4 channel RIP</li>
<li>Leigh's mix tape</li>
<li>The Street Edition</li>
<li>The Precious Virus</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/twitter/">Twitter</a> vs. <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/steven-moffat/">Steven Moffat</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/">Doctor Who</a> vs. women</li>
<li>New Doctor Who</li>
<li>Rox and David Byrne FIGHT CRIME</li>
<li>All I want for <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2008/12/19/christmas-fragrance-from-black-phoenix/">Christmas</a> is my two fistbumps.</li>
<li>Stationary cameras</li>
<li>Flattening <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/stan-lee/">Stan Lee</a></li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice091412.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #171: Drunk at the Trader Joe's. Again.</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/08/24/banned-candy/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #170: Banned Candy!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that sells itself door to door, and then you find that our euphemistic chocolate is both retro and disgusting.  We also desire freedom for peaceful punk rioters everywhere.  And we endorse the notion of Pussy Riot Unlimited.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice082412.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice082412.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Shipping steampunk</li>
<li>For love of Octoberfest</li>
<li>Licking a maid.  Maybe in <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/japan/">Japan</a>.</li>
<li>Rox vs. the airporter</li>
<li>Airlines and racism</li>
<li>I am the Hobo King</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/05/05/avengers-3d-2012-wayhomer-review/">Avengers</a> perfumes</li>
<li>Toddler Fight Club!</li>
<li>Corpse Flowers vs. Castlevania</li>
<li>Serv the Fragrance</li>
<li>The smell of space</li>
<li>Lots of unnecessary exploration of <a href="http://needcoffee.com/amazon" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Amazon</a>.  And penises.</li>
<li>Candy jar theft</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/32-days-of-halloween/">Halloween</a> retro candy</li>
<li>Bouquets and madness</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/dragoncon/">DragonCon</a> and <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/football/">football</a></li>
<li>Spazhouse casting</li>
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<li>Phyllis Diller and Tony Scott</li>
<li>Public TV and <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/doctor-who/">Doctor Who</a></li>
<li>Doctor Who vs. Pussy Riot</li>
<li>Pussy Riot Unlimited</li>
<li>Rox likes Crazy</li>
<li>The <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/kickstarter/">Kickstarter</a> recap</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/tim-burton/">Tim Burton</a>'s Pussy Riot</li>
<li>Bankin-Rass' Pad Ponster Marty!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/bob-hoskins/">Bob Hoskins</a> WTF</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice082412.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #170: Banned Candy!</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/08/10/ethan-frome-podcast/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #169: The Best Podcast Adaptation of Ethan Frome. Ever.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast with show notes that are the best show notes based on the novel Robinson Crusoe that you've ever read. Or not read. Does anyone actually read these words? Download audio file (wjustice081012.mp3) Agenda: Jon's troublesome bulge That mysterious Scott guy MARTA, escalators and fun [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast with show notes that are the best show notes based on the novel <I>Robinson Crusoe</i> that you've ever read.  Or not read.  Does anyone actually read these words?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice081012.mp3">Download audio file (wjustice081012.mp3)</a><br /></p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Jon's troublesome bulge</li>
<li>That mysterious Scott guy</li>
<li>MARTA, escalators and fun without them</li>
<li>Respect the penis</li>
<li>The <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/shia-labeouf/">Shia</a> filmography mini-discussion</li>
<li><I>Avengers 2</i></li>
<li>The inevitable non-discussion of <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/07/21/dark-knight-rises-wayhomer-review/"><I>Dark Knight Rises</i></a></li>
<li>Fun with bulging</li>
<li>Literacy vs. recommendations</li>
<li>Badminton</li>
<li>The <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2008/12/20/michael-caine-acting/">Michael Caine</a> Theories</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2011/11/08/warehouse-13/"><em>Warehouse 13</em></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/disney/">Disney</a> Cruise reviews.  Plus gambling.</li>
<li>Sex and historical callbacks.  Plus the strip club story revisited.  With boners.</li>
<li>Fun with stripper names</li>
<li>Rox, comedic stripper</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/stephen-king/">Stephen King</a> and experimentation.  In books.  In books.</li>
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<li>Learning about slang.  Whether we want to or not.</li>
<li>The Weekend Justice Frightful Four</li>
<li>Fox, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/marvel/">Marvel</a>, Disney, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/daredevil/">Daredevil</a> and Galactus</li>
<li>Rob's <em>Bourne Legacy</em> and <em>Ruby Sparks</em> reviews</li>
<li>Rovers on other planets</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice081012.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice #169: The Best Podcast Adaptation of Ethan Frome.  Ever.</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/07/27/amazing-eels/">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Your Weekend Justice #168: Those Amazing Eels and...Oh, Forget It</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that just gets shut down wherever it turns. Even on the intro to the show notes. Download audio file (wjustice072712.mp3) Agenda: Midnight killer. I mean caller. Aaron accessing Skype via two cans and string The only way to travel. Sort of. An exploration of [...]<p>a</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck.  It's the podcast that just gets shut down wherever it turns.  Even on the intro to the show notes.</p>
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<p>Agenda:</p>
<li>Midnight killer.  I mean caller.</li>
<li>Aaron accessing Skype via two cans and string</li>
<li>The only way to travel.  Sort of.</li>
<li>An exploration of ScottC's friends.  Not a euphemism.</li>
<li>Groupie revelations.  Perhaps in a Biblical eschatalogical sense.</li>
<li>RelationshipCast!</li>
<li>Sartre, French...but not a mime</li>
<li>Unpronounceable porcine callback!</li>
<li>ScottC, private dancer.  A dancer for money.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/dragoncon/">DragonCon</a> scheduling and fun and not really</li>
<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/07/21/dark-knight-rises-wayhomer-review/"><em>Dark Knight</em></a> discussion...nope</li>
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<li><a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/tag/disney/">Disney</a> Cruise and the scary bet</li>
<li>How not to kill a rat</li>
<li>Widge and chin improvements</li>
<li>Olympics and missiles</li>
<li><em>Dark Knight</em> discussion...and a lot of other things...just...no...</li>
<li>Okay, fine, backing up to talk about another Batman movie</li>
<li>An attempt to discuss <I>Man of Steel</i></li>
<li>Saga of the Goat Man</li>
<li>Rats with human faces</li>
<li>Same sex explanations for various situations</li>
<li>Tim Burton's Olympics</li>
<li>Tom Hardy and Bane's voice</li>
<li>The reality about minions</li>
<li>The Hobbit Trilogy and theories</li>
<p><strong>Headsup:</strong> There's new <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/needcoffee" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Weekend Justice gear as well in <strong>the Zazzle store</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Jon from <a href="http://www.theuniquegeek.com" target="_blank">The Unique Geek</a> for helping us sound good.</p>
<p>As always, special thanks go out to <a href="http://www.pro-rock.com" target="_blank" title="">Clutch</a> for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.   </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001MDP5O?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B0001MDP5O" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy <i>Blast Tyrant</i>, which is where you can find "Promoter".</a>  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00292SQQ2?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=sleepdeprivation&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00292SQQ2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Buy their latest album, <i>Strange Cousins from the West</i>.</a> Send them love and coin.</p>
<p>BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=182187763 " target="_blank" title="" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  Weekend Justice only?  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/needcoffee.com-weekend-justice/id520343871" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Get that here.</a>  If you like us, why not rate us?  We don't bite.  Mostly.</p>
<p>Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/needcoffeepodcasts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And just Weekend Justice is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/weekendjustice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.</p>
<p>To download this episode directly, <a href='http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice072712.mp3' rel='nofollow'>Your Weekend Justice 167: Those Amazing Eels and...Oh, Forget It</a>, then do that thing.  For the previous episode, <a href="http://www.needcoffee.com/2012/07/20/flow-waterston/">click here</a>.</p>
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